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recommendations of visual novels on sale for the steam winter sale 2023
steam's winter sale just started and will run for the next two weeks, so if you're looking for a new visual novel to try (or want to get into them), here's a lot that I've played that are on sale on steam.
umineko when they cry
the ushiromiya family returns to the family head's home on an isolated island for their annual conference with the intention of settling how his vast amount of wealth is divided. instead, though, a letter is left from someone claiming to be a "witch". with the ushiromiyas dropping left and right, the mystery behind everything remains to be solved.
I can't make a recommendation list without mentioning umineko. it's life changing. it might even trans your gender. it's hard to describe umineko, but just know that it's absolutely deserving of the "cult classic" tag.
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kinetic/linear - no choices
VERY long
divided into two games on steam - Questions Arcs is the first 4 episodes and Answers Arcs is the last 4 episodes (8 episodes in total, play Questions Arcs first)
created by Ryukishi07, creator of Higurashi
fantasy mystery
ace attorney
follow phoenix wright as he embarks on his career as a lawyer to help people. meet a variety of clients and prove their innocence by collecting evidence, interviewing witnesses, and exposing lies in court.
ace attorney is one of the classic mystery visual novels, being a blend of point-and-click elements via investigations and visual novel storytelling. the steam port is a massive collection, combining the first 3 games (the original phoenix wright trilogy) as 1 game.
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investigative gameplay segments, a good chunk of the story is point-and-click parts
VERY long for the whole trilogy- each game is around 20 hours long and the steam edition is 3 games
modern mystery with supernatural elements
ai: the somnium files
play as detective kaname date as he hunts down a serial killer using a cutting-edge technology which allows him to "psync" with a person, diving into the memories of others to solve crimes in a limited amount of time with the help of his AI assistant/eyeball Aiba.
aitsf is a lot. it's probably the raunchiest non-eroge game I've ever played and despite my low tolerance for dirty jokes I found most of it to be laughable and a fun experience, though I did play this with friends. if it's a miss for you, it's gonna miss you by a wide margin, but if it's a hit for you, you're going to be recommending it nonstop. either way you'll want to hit kaname date with a car.
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long, around 25-35 hours
this game heavily relies on going back to prior choices via their branching menu to try other options in order to get the full story (and true ending). there are several endings to this game but you're meant to play through them all, not just one or two.
a lot of gameplay and interactive segments
sci-fi mystery
english voice acting
witch on the holy night
aoko aozaki is a highschooler who has to balance her class president, perfect grades life with her secret afterschool life of being a mage—a secret she has to keep at the risk of death. keeping this balance already isn’t easy but one day she gets a wrench thrown into it with the introduction of a transfer student, soujuurou shizuki, a country boy so out of touch that he’s never seen electricity before.

I love witch on the holy night so, so much. it's one of the most beautifully directed visual novels ever made with so much love and care put into each frame. the cast is wonderful (touko my beloved) and it's a must-read for anyone who likes modern-ish fantasy.
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kinetic / linear - no choices
long, around 25-30 hours
originally written by kinoko nasu, one of the co-founders of type-moon and creators of fate/stay night. has some relation to tsukihime and garden of sinners but you don't need any knowledge of those going in
modern-ish (1980s) fantasy with lots of talking about magic
ghostpia
a snowy town filled with "ghosts" is where the young woman sayako finds herself trapped, feeling like she doesn't belong and wants to leave this town where no one dies.
it's hard to describe ghostpia. it's a surreal-ish story about "ghosts" where every character is quirkier than the last but every part is made with so much heart behind it. you never really know where the story is going, but unfortunately only 1 season is currently out on steam.
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medium length, around 10 hours
very innovative and unique use of visuals and paneling
surreal-ish (sometimes violent) fantasy
please be happy
as a shapeshifting fox called a "gumiho", miho has traveled the world in search for a traveler who showed her kindness many years ago. afraid of sticking around in one place for too long, miho has never stayed anywhere for more than a few nights- but all of that changes when she arrives in wellington, new zealand and meets the barista/writer aspen and the vampire archivist juliet.
okay okay I had to recommend at least one visual novel I worked on. please be happy was a labor of love for our team that took over 3 years to make and is a slice of life story about love, trust, and what it means to be human.
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medium to long, about 20 hours
2 romanceable ladies, aspen and juliet, and a plethora of side characters to meet via a map system
modern slice of life fantasy
english voice acting
WE KNOW THE DEVIL
find yourself back at summer camp with all the queer religious horror of it.
WE KNOW THE DEVIL is a short, atmospheric and slightly surreal story about 3 teens at a religious summer camp waiting for the devil. if you want something that feels familiar and otherworldly at the same time, this is right up your alley.
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very short, about 2 hours
3 endings and 1 true ending
isolation, psychological horror
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this is just a handful of recommendations of visual novels I've played and enjoyed that are on sale right now on steam.
some of these titles, like please be happy and WE KNOW THE DEVIL, are also available on itch.io which is a website for indie games! they're also currently having a winter sale so a lot of indie visual novels are on sale over there too, if you want DRM-free versions of games while also giving a better revenue split to devs.
#visual novel#visual novels#visual novel game#game recommendations#game recs#I wanted to rec more indie stuff but the ones I like either aren't on sale or they're free or they're not on steam at all#so that'll be for another time...#also this didnt end up as giant as i was thinking it would be bc i didnt want to do multiple in a series like higu and dai gyakuten
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cherik as that one pink nightgown and blue pajamas holding a candle picture
this is so rushed but like. but like i see the vision and i needed to share it with all of you ok. pov you got caught raiding the fridge at 3AM
#xmen#xmen comics#xmen tas#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#PLEAAASSE HIGHKEY ???? i did think of this meme with them fjerlkjerLKJ#ill draw a better version of this one day. probably. maybe. in essence somewhat perhaps#i couldve done a quick thing for that bedroom collection but id drawn so much already that day#it was best i bookmark it for another ... like tonight. morning. it is 3AM#i wanna rummage through erik's closet if im so tbh i know theres some cozy beautiful bullfuck in there#ok i should fr sleep now thank you for the fun day everyone but im afraid i actually have to focus. /later today/ NOT EVEN TOMORROW#you know whats truly horrifying two of my professors are giving me exams back to back on halloween#congratulations im terrified. on the plus side my fave prof's havin like. a lil halloween party before class so that'll be cool probably :]#ok im sleeping now im dreaming of cherik by the time youre reading this GOODNIGHT
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wonwoo ♡ huxley ads shoot (remade)
#wonwoo#seventeen#svtcreations#17net#svtsource#userngocchi#nanablr#homerunj#heymax#alitracks#userbexrex#usermery#usersemily#emification#userwilliam#tuseri#useryenas#*mine#decided to remake him b/c i realized that i did nothing to edit him in my original set lol#and i feel like i've been lacking in the svt content creation#i still have a vernon set to post but i'm iffy about the coloring#so that'll come at another time probably later this week
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*dragging my sleep deprived ass away from moving stress and scifi games long enough to throw this on the blog*
woe, slightly blurry, messy sketch of the crumbster <3
#i will reach the goddamn yuri store even if it takes me a million years... auhg#its been a week lol. but ough. nothing drawing the beloved terrible robo aliens as gals cant fix tho#shes so.... legs#trying to go for a retro-y sorta look for the group? old school sci fi. feels like it'd fit their vibes. scrappy post-war vibes.#tryin to restrain myself a bit design-wise this time round. keeping it all fairly simple. easy to repeat. smth like that#i need to stop hemming and hawing about some design choices. like krok's face lmao. i think i might go with the jaw replacement look#i keep catching myself overthinking. and it like. god. this is why i take forever to make anything lol#another project that'll take me half a year or more lmao#anyways...#random thing. but. 'on melancholy hill' is such a scavs song. a couple gorillaz songs are scavs coded to me honestly#found my old ipod recently. been playing the older albums over and over lmao#m'kay. enough chattering. gonna go crawl back into my hole for a bit#(also. horsedude? if you see this. i've been thinking about your tags on that fulc post all week. like. yeah-)#(-fulc really is like. the luckiest unlucky person in the whole galaxy??? lmao)#my art#fulcrum
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Regarding for Wuwa Camellya! Reader, I'd like to think that Optimus Prime would like cupping you in his servos and keep you warm there, basically just keeping you warm and safe there whenever you nap <3 think of it like:

This one, he can hold you better when he's not busy with duties, you are like a seed waiting to be bloomed once he opened his servos, Napping in the sun on a warm afternoon is so cozy, Sleeping in the warmth, nestled against branches and leaves, and he is the perfect candidate for that, he'd wait hours for you to bloom once you are ready and he'd definitely would cup a little bit if things get a bit too loud in the base.
He'd think that it's adorable if you bloomed like a flower when he opened his cupped hands that was keeping you in, imagine when he didn't really noticed that you actually had used your vines and petals as a opening hatch like a real growing plant he'll go Into:
You may be the Bloom Bearer, but you are his blooming flora. <3
#“x4az was it really necessary to edit the image?” YES.#Sadly I wouldn't be writing Camellya! Reader because I've grown out of her and moved onto Cartethyia and potentially Lupa#But that'll be on another time :)#Taken the same idea of writers headcanoning him to like plants and since you are a plant he'd cherish you.#transformers x reader#optimus prime x reader#tfp optimus x reader#crack post#crackship#wuwa#Potential changes would adjust in this post so it may change later :)
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Chewing on my desk, eating up my mouse and keyboard, SCREAMING in AGONY, CAUSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I CAN'T GET MY PRINCESS OUT OF THE FUCKING CASTLE!!! (╯°□°)╯ __|____|__
#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#I wanna down him so bad#but then I was like#no henry be nice you moved mountains to get here and had an extra nice escape plan#but claustrophobia is no joke we get that#but I mean if we just dipp a little on his teeny hea- NO HENRY TAKE OUT THE GUARDS INSTEAD#a dozen times of reload later#mmhraaaaach but it would be so fucking funny wouldn't it?#ANOTHER dozen reloads later#fuck it imma knock him out#Hans FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Capon - knocked him out in every sword fight but appareantly he's totally immune to my backstab move#AND IS NOW JUDGING ME FOR TRYING EACH AND EVERY TIME#LOVE I KNOW CONSENT IS A THING BUT NOT IN THE 14 century BABY SO COME HERE IMMA NEED TA KIDNAP YOU FROM THE KIDNAPPERS#IMMA DRAG YOU INTO A DARK BLACK HOLE BUT TRUST ME THIS IS FINE I SWEAR ALSO YOUR FRIEND CAN COME ALONG#my henry moved a whole lot to the dark side since we left trosky prison I tell ya#running amok around trosky and kuttenberg? somehow more likely than you think#it's 1 am on a workday and I am just horribly impatient about this#save and retry tomorrow#that'll be best#also the erik cutscene destroyed a comic idea of mine#and I don't like him anymore after what he did to the doggy#erik you had my sympathy for 2 days#and you fucked it up#congratulations
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for various rl and depression reasons I haven't actually gotten to play da:tv for quite a few days now, and I cannot adequately convey to you the sheer hilarity of the effect hearing lucanis' voice again just had on me. I was fully in the deepest trough of a depressive slump, still breathing but by no means what I would describe as 'alive', heard him Say Something (as he does), and immediately something in my soul went 'oh yeah no this changes everything actually I just forgot for a moment there sorry for the inconvenience'. like my depression is not healed or anything (it never is :') ) but it did lift its crushing weight from my entire being by a significant amount and let discernible light in where there had been pitch dark unshifting misery before. this is so funny. no real life human contact or warmth, no high ideals, no wise words encouraging hope, no awe nor curiosity over the infinite complexity and wonder of the universe has managed to do what lucanis dellamorte breezily coming to terms with the grand necropolis by grasping its role in nevarra's financial system just did in an instant, 'what like it's hard' style. no one is more baffled than me to find that it's not even a bit he just does that to me. that literally just happened. mary kirby I unironically kind of owe you my life
#emotional support lucanis dellamorte Saying (Insane) Things like they're the most obvious thing in the world saves lives apparently#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#listen. i feel so much shame all the time about how the things that seem to help other people... don't really seem to help me much#all the 'this is good for everyone' stuff fails to bring me relief pretty much 100% of the time and all it does#is add alienation and shame to the mix. this is a twenty year long pattern. I don't think there's much getting away from it#so when something does actually kind of work even if it's not replicable or under my control and it somehow is also FUNNY...#we must take those#perhaps I am a strange grotesquery of inconsolable pain untouchable by and implacable to human warmth and comfort#but at least I am soul-level committed to the bit and I suppose that is something#social connection meditation and healthy excercise? GOD how i've tried and over decades it has not cumulatively helped#even as much as this one blorbo moment did. i'm not ok but I am living in a universe suddenly where I understand the state#of ok at least conceptually. like oh yeah. it is a thing. it's not what I am but it is a state that exists. do you see what I'm saying#also why I frankly just don't care what anyone else thinks or feels about this game. to me it's been this and that'll still be true#no matter what. which is another kind of relief as well.
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"I'm not a man..."
https://youtu.be/E03wfrPje38?si=y4FAALdrX6sHU8o1
Changing 'I'm just a man' to 'I'm not a man' can be so poignant. In this essay I will-
#epic the musical#warrior!penelope#role swap au#penelope#as much as i'd love to write this analysis#i have irl assignments to finish ASAP so that'll have to wait another time sorry#but in the meantime GO LISTEN TO THIS RN!!!#fanart is one thing but a whole fan music VIDEO???#oh zippy you're too good for this sinful earth
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no literally this is how its been the last couple weeks
#leaving the call center to start a job that'll give me a 'maybe rent an apartment' level pay increase and a 4 day weekend#antidepressants may or may not be working but I've been able to engage with my biggest hobby in a way that's been difficult for months#got a guitar so now i have ANOTHER hobby I'm having fun getting started in and not being discouraged when I'm not good at it right away#yknow for once. unlike i usually am with everything i try to do#and using a lot more of my second language and realizing that im actually pretty decent at it so i have a new motivation for practice again#also i was just luxuriating yesterday in the fact that i went a whole couple of weeks without any Fucking Things happening#you know how adulthood is just one Fucking Thing after another and every time you finally put out one fire theres like 3 more#well for the first time i went like 2 full weeks without any Fucking Things happening i got to just live my damn life.#so yeah things in late January were actually going really good for me as long as i don't remember every few minutes that#i and my community are at the center of the culture war and being directly targeted by several evil regimes around the world.#avpost
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I woke up within a cold sweat with this botw/totk zelink headcanon but i like to think Link actually proposed to Zelda but in an unplanned unofficial way. Like...a week after totk happens and they're having their first breakfast at Hateno (or maybe Akkala) and Zelda's rambling about how she's sad she never recorded ancient food recipes she's tried at her time in the past and Link just stops her and goes "hey...do you want to get married?"
Zelda's visibly like ??? huh??? and he repeats it. She's a lil spooked cause where is this coming from. Also she's dense so she says "well...I've...assumed I'll be married sometime in the future..." not connecting that he's literally proposing to her and he smiles so sweetly at her and says "I mean with me. Will you want to marry me?" And he steps over to her side of the table and finally gets on one knee.
#he doesn't have a ring but that'll come eventually! trust...#oh yeah since no one asked: the ring he brings does have the light dragons scales#its like the main point of the ring#anyways when he gets down on one knee he has this whole speech about how he thought he lost her#and knew more than ever he did not want to spend any time away from her#ALSO ANOTHER HEADCANON OF MINE zelda and link definitely were dating for a while before totk#and a close friends know (like Sidon..Impa...Riju...etc)#and someone mentioned to link that hey if you make this relationship serious with zelda down the line you'll be king#and link was freaked out by that idea#anyways thats another story for later#BUT NOW in this proposal he no longer cares#he just wants to be with her#publically now#and wants to call her his wife#okay tags over SORRY AHSDBKAJ THERES SO MUCH BYE#botw#post botw pre totk#totk#zelink
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"man i'm gonna get thrown tomatoes at for this-" TRY BEING A WC!JOEY APOLOGIST THE FANDOM DOESNT EVEN LIKE ME!!!!!
#/vvvj#this fandom is pretty great :D#ii just find it silly#let mars speak#joey graceffa#witchcraft smp#wcsmp#wsmp#firefrost witch#guys I do NOT know his tags i'll be so for real#I think that'll work though#I also part time as a savant!Joey apologist#which just makes heh#another fandom not like me#/JOKE btw
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Mini side quests
Part of what demotivates me from crocheting specific Pokemon is the fact that I gotta switch between different games (ORAS <> (U)SuMo) and systems (3DS <> Switch <> Phone (Home)) which annoys me for various reasons, so I think it'll be helpful to transfer over all my gen 7-8 Pokemon to Home. Which means I gotta spend some time gathering all those Pokemon and then doing a million transfers. But hopefully when that's done I won't be as irritated picking Pokemon because few obstacles to start?
#text#i have all the gen 9 already on Home because the scarlet/violet pokedex is ass#except the ones i just straight up don't have at least#and ugh it's going to be a pain because i can only transfer 30 at a time. so slow going#future me will appreciate the heck out of it tho and she deserves a break#not sure how gen 7 will be because i don't remember if thats pokemon bank or what. just another thing to look up again i guess#plus i don't even got most of the ultra beasts there so that'll be. blah ;-;
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CRYIN IN DA CLUB bc...
I just realized Mariposas by Belanova is such a Chasey song ;o;
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(It fits his character so Much and he's also someone who's been through so much with his health, his father's death and his Mom's sickness (Punko's recent Q&A along with the comic just really hit home for me just how tenacious,and what a positive person he is and continues to be) and yet still wants to do All he can to Help his mother while also not giving up his dreams of being a singer LIKE ... damn, that got me right in the feelios 😭❤️)
#video#audio#cinderella boy#sorry all the feels hit me at once for some reason ;; lol#also srry it's in spanish i rarely listen to anything in english even though it's my main language lmao#also Belanova?? for some reason cb makes me want to listen to them even though I feel like they dont have too many songs thats suit#BUT POR TI IS DEFINITELY A BUDDY SONG#i just wanted to make this post specifically about chase this time#there Are a Couple of more Belanova songs that I associate with the comic but that'll have to be a post for another day#also warning for those of you who have never listened to Belanova they're a Very 2000's-10's mexican pop group and the singer's voice can#get Very Loud at times so im sorry ahead of time of time if it bothers anyone#i was the one who asked about Chase's celiac btw and Punko's answer was stuck in my head#and made me appreciate Chasey so much more (he was already my favorite out of the comic lol) 🥺#chase hollow#Youtube
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i half-believe sending vitale off w varric was viago giving them a way out, if they wanted to take it. i think there's some part of him that still believes being a crow is killing/going to kill vitale. he can't tell them to leave and they can't tell him if they were planning to. the only way out is death.
and going on what already looked like an impossible task? the only way viago will ever believe rook de riva is dead is if you give him their body. that's basically canon. but would he have searched very hard for it, if varric had - at any point - written to say that rook was dead, the body mangled/burned/unrecoverable? if he felt that varric was telling the truth, sure. there's probably an expectation that they don't take reports like that at face value. if he had someone he trusted not to report to any of the others what happened or to not kill rook on sight, if he sent them to look and they discovered rook wasn't dead. but the only two people he trusts like that seems to be teia (who might be willing to let rook go, if viago was asking) and rook themself.
i don't know if viago was expecting them to take the opportunity, but he had to have known he was opening that path for them. and vitale wouldn't have, if they even noticed that it was an option. they only have a few people that they allow themself to care about and viago's one of them.
the team changes that, slowly, but they've known viago for so long... if it occurs to them later that they need to get out - because seeing so much more of the world and being able to help so many people has softened a part of them they buried a long time ago - that connection is what's going to make them hesitate the most.
#this is kind of a jumble of thoughts. some may stick some may not#vitale de riva#viago de riva#workshopping the exact circumstances but i think what set vitale off to attack the antaam directly like they did#was the death of another crow that they were classmates with#a friend of theirs if not viago's. bc i do not think viago was the only underestimated/likely to die person vitale decided to ally with#vitale themself wasn't considered a good canidate for a long time bc they were too 'soft' and cared abt ppl too much/too easily#viago knows that's not as buried as they seem to think it is#it wasn't a concern for a long time bc they focused on ppl they considered 'theirs' and they only knew crows so...#the thing that'll make or break them staying w the crows is who they romance at this point#its between bellara and lucanis. lucanis is not going to help w the growing softer part but it will keep them in the crows for longer#but bellara gets them a new community#people they can wholeheartedly put under their protection w/o worrying constantly abt them turning on each other for power/money
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All of Me Loaves All of You [ch2]
[ch0 | NOW ON A03]
Today was the big day. Louise was woken up way too early for her taste, 6 a.m., to go to the wedding venue. To save on costs the whole thing was very DIY - aside from renting a ballroom and hiring a caterer, no way was Bob Belcher catering at his own daughter’s reception and missing out on the important stuff. Besides, he still hated catering.
So Louise had to be up at the buttcrack of dawn to go and help make sure everything was perfect. Which of course she was the perfect person for the overseeing of...just not for another few hours. Or at least 5 or so shots of espresso. Which she halfway downed on the drive with her parents and Gene.
Zeke’s cousin Leslie was already unfolding chairs outside when the Belchers arrived, a gaggle of children running around and not really helping. Who was helping though was a very tired looking blonde. Louise grimaced as Logan spun around, swinging a chair like Leatherface as he tried to not hit any of the children dashing about. He was very off balance and Louise sipped her caffeine and hoped she’d see him fall. Maybe he’d twist his ankle and someone else would have to stand it as best man. Leslie would be a suitable choice, he could even dance.
No such luck. Brown eyes squinted as the man righted himself and managed to set the chair down without incident. They then looked down at her just as dark coffee as the blonde started walking over with one of those smarmy little smirks of his.
“You gonna help with the labor or just stare at the workers?” he chided, arms crossed and that left brow of his raised so high Louise thought it may get lost in his bangs. Not bangs she could hide under like an umbrella if it rained, but a jungle that her fingers would probably get ensnared in if she-
She blinked. Then she scoffed. “Unlike yooou, I have the all important job of making sure the bride doesn’t lose her shit. This means that I don’t have to do manual labor, thank you very much.”
Logan rolled his eyes and huffed a little, but then he motioned to the building. “Bride-not-zilla is in there with Susmita already.” He looked like he was about to say something else, but Louise spoke first,
“Great well you keep doing a mediocre job out here and I’m gonna go crush it in the dressing room.”
She pushed past him, a little bit of coffee splashing his shirt and giving a “ha!” when he called out her name in an accusing whine.
Dodging way too rambunctious children, Louise crossed the lawn and the ballroom. Then she cracked the door open for a decency check before sliding in. Linda had beelined when they arrived and was flitting about while Susmita handed a robed Tina a thermos.
“Bit early for vodka ain’t it?” Louise cracked. Her sister gave a sleepy glare. She shrugged and muttered, “Tough crowd,” and went to the pile of bags. She and her mom had put their stuff in the same bag and now was the time for Louise to dig around. They had a couple of hours before they were needed for the photoshoots, but Louise knew if she wanted to avoid manual labor she should get ready asap.
“Louise don’t you wanna lounge for a bit in the fancy robes?” Linda asked, waving a fluffy pink robe around. The question stopped Louise in her tracks. She stared at the cloth in question as it beckoned like a siren. If she put that on then not only would she not be forced out of the room, but she also wouldn’t have to use any effort to make herself up much earlier than she needed.
“Yes Mother, I would like to lounge in the fancy robes, thank you.” Louise agreed while putting down the bag. She took the robe from her mom and slid it over her pj’s. The microfiber fleece lulled her into a sense of security. How can Tina be grumpy in this?! she wondered for a moment. But then she remembered how little sleep everyone had gotten.
“Alright so. What’s the game plan Sus?” She decided it was going to be much better directing all inquiries to the bride’s maid who had it all together.
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An hour of sitting around later and Louise found herself growing….bored. She was currently hanging upside down on the settee, scrolling aimlessly on her phone. Her coffee was gone and replaced with a mimosa flute. Which she was nursing because she felt like 8 am was too early for alcohol but Linda was still always ready to get a party started.
“Besides, Louise, a mimosa is a morning drink. It’s perfectly acceptable,” the older woman insisted while lifting her own flute up.
“It’s a brunch drink, Mom,” she countered with a smile. “Brunch starts at 11, 10 if you’re being generous.”
“9 am if you’re in the Philippines,” Susmita chimed in without looking away from her tablet. Louise heard a Level Up come from the device and caught Susmita grin.
Linda let out a tchk. “Ahhhh you girls and your cement-ticks.”
“Semantics, Mom,” Tina joined in. Her tea was finally kicking in, she still wasn’t allowed to have coffee after that whole espresso episode she had as a teen.
“What did I say?”
“Nevermind, Mrs. Belcher. Hey, do you know when Gretchen will be here?” Susmita asked, expertly redirecting the subject. Louise admired that. It was nice to have someone else who could handle the family.
And like magic, the door opened to reveal….Tammy and Jocelyn. Louise groaned the smallest amount. The two may have grown up over the years, and sure Louise and Tammy have had their fair share of “same wavelength” moments but...
“Tinaaa, girl we’re heereee!” Tammy exclaimed with way too much energy for 8 in the morning. She made a type of shrill sound that Louise wasn’t sure she could describe. “I can’t believe you’re getting married today!”
“Yeaah you’re, like, making it so official today,” Jocelyn added in the same lilted monotone she’s always had. Her head turned to the minibar next. “Ooo is that orange juice?”
Some things don’t change and it was just too early. So Louise took this as her cue to stop hiding inside and flipped herself off the settee. “Whelp looks like you’ve got enough people to hold down the fort in here T, I’m gonna make sure everything’s going smooth on the battlefield,” she announced while straightening out her robe.
Before Tina could protest, Louise gave her older sister a quick kiss to the top of her head which was graciously washed this morning, and headed out the door with her mimosa in hand.
She didn’t immediately regret it, even if she had to quickly dodge a gaggle of scamps rushing by. But she did so without spilling mimosa, so that was a win. Smirking to herself, she noticed Gene shuffling by.
“Yo Gene, where’s the fire?” she called, already heading toward them.
The middle Belcher looked around without stopping. “Oh Louise!” They gave an appraising up and down glance before pointing. “I do hope that I have a robe waiting for me in either dressing room.” When Louise just raised her eyebrow, they shrugged and turned back to watch where they were going. “The fire’s at Alex’s van. Not a real fire, this time, just that the equipment is there and it needs to be-” they flailed an arm in the general direction of the building, “there.”
Louise now regretted coming outside. Or at least regretted blindly following her sibling. Carrying equipment while holding a drink was going to be way more work than she planned on doing.
“Bob why don’t you trade m-” a voice grabbed Louise’s attention, shaking her from her musings. Not that she’d admit just whose voice did that. A little ways in front of them Bob was at a wizard painted van with Alex and Logan, waving the blonde away with one arm and clutching something that looked hefty in the other.
“I got it, Logan, don’t-” pause for straining noise, “don’t worry about it.”
Gene and Louise shared an eye roll and hurried a little faster to the group. Louise shouted out, “Dad come on you’re one wrong breath away from dying at any moment, let the middle aged guy throw out his back instead.”
Close enough now, Louise could see Logan huff and roll his eyes. “I’m not even 30, Four Ears.”
“And?” she quipped back, not having any real backup. Which she cleverly hid with a sip of her drink. Seeming to pick his battles, Logan just shook his head. Louise thought she saw the corner of his lips tug up. But that’s something neither of them would admit.
Turning her attention back to her elderly father, Louise tutted. “For real, Dad, let someone else get that. I’ll trade you,” she said while holding out her half empty flute. The fast action caught the patriarch off guard and he precariously handed the cargo over in exchange. Louise finished the transaction by taking a careful step towards Logan.
“And now you take this,” she chimed while lifting the luggage by the handle. When the almost-30 year old took it without a second thought Louise prided herself on not cackling right away. The double take he did when he realized what happened caused her to burst, however.
Of course she had expertly weaseled her way into carrying the smallest thing there was. “You were really going to make the father of the bride carry a cd case? You monster,” she teased.
Logan let out a single bark of a laugh. “You should’ve been out here earlier when I handed him the extension cord.” The twinkle in his eye as Louise reached for imaginary pearls was not to be missed. And Louise thought she caught that too. “This is the last of it though. So classic Louise-timing.”
“Pssh, it’s an art, really,” the young woman boasted. She tried to block out Gene and Alex behind them. But when your sibling only knows stage whisper as a lowest setting that was difficult, especially when that skill is extended to their platonic soulmate.
It was Alex who spoke the question, “Do you think we’re going to perform at their wedding soon?”
And Gene who answered, “Not for another 7 years.”
“Right, right. In their 30’s,” Alex concluded, referring back to Gene’s ancient prophecy.
For the millionth time in 3 hours, Louise rolled her eyes. Gene said a lot of things off the cuff, and that was just one of those things. Her sibling was not a prophet, and she was never going to reconnect and marry Logan Barry Bush in her 30’s. For one thing, they had already reconnected now, before Louise’s 20’s. So that was already not going well in Gene’s favor.
Still, she cast a quick glance at Logan and noticed that his face was just the slightest shade of pink. An impish smile took her face.
“I don’t know Logan, I think we should see if Hall and Oates would get back together for us. If they’re still alive in 7 years that is,” she said a little louder than normal. The blonde had the briefest moment of confusion before that rusty gear in his brain clicked over.
“Awh but I was really looking forward to Beyonce,” he pouted.
“I don’t think we’d be able to afford her baby,” she consoled. Cue the indignant gasps from the peanut gallery in the back, and a confused noise from Bob up front. Choosing to leave the former suffering, Louise called out to the latter, “Nothing, Pops!” Then shared a snicker with Logan.
And that really helped pass the steps back to the main area. Thankfully because Louise was thinking that she needed a refill-osa after that. God maybe I am turning into Mom a little.
“So has anyone checked on Zeke?” she asked, setting down the cd case and opening the door to the building. Gene went right on past her, presumably to cash in on their own pink fuzzy robe. Without answering, so she assumed that was a “no”. So she looked directly at Logan.
“Yeah I’ve been checking in between tasks. He’s got the rest of the party in there with him for company.”
Satisfied with the answer, Louise gave a nod and went inside. Sure enough, Gene was walking out of the “girl’s room” in a fluffy pink robe and two flutes of whatever concoction they made. Louise knew one was non alcoholic for Alex, so it was probably just orange juice and Spryt. The two passed with a nod. However Gene paused and caught Louise’s attention.
“You’re not really gonna hire someone else to do music for your wedding, are you?”
The youngest Belcher sighed with a smile. “Of course not. If I ever get married you’re the first person I’m hiring. Third person I call. If I don’t dual-call Tina and Millie first I’m pretty sure they’d materialize and murder me.”
Gene laughed and gave a thoughtful, “That does sound like them.” Then they were out the door and waving one of the flutes around, splashing the contents everywhere. Louise chuckled and re-entered the bridal world once more.
Before she knew it, it was wedding time.
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#louigan#louise belcher/logan bush#louise belcher x logan bush#bob's burgers#bobs burgers#bob's burgers fanfic#starmoth's writing#holy fuck i actually did it#i committed and finished another chapter#also like i wrote the first paragraph and then left it for a while#thought up an idea post-shower and went “i'll remember”#went a while then after another shower went “shit wait idr. oh yes i do but i better write it this time”#spent about 20 minutes air drying bc i was jotting the idea that spiraled into a little more on my phone#and then when i moved it to my doc (which i forgot i had phone access to) i saw that i wrote the first paragraph already#so i was like. no biggie i'll move that to chapter 3#BUT GUESS WHAT'S GETTING PUSHED BACK ANOTHER CHAPTER#bc i wrote this in spurts and then at midnight decided i'd work on it while i had a pre-bed chicken sandwich#and i proceeded to write 1102 out of 2242 words when i should've stopped and gone to bed by 1#it is now 2:27 in the morning#i don't have work or anything but i was hoping to fix my sleep schedule#but damn if i don't listen to the call of the wrild#anyway a bit of the wedding and then the reception is next#also i can finally post to ao3 but that'll be maaaaybe tomorrow#i'm kinda just really really bad at posting things#oh also i didn't actually start writing until 12:20#i just thought about starting at midnight
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#was sad leaving tampa and emotional but like always i get back to my apartment and it's like. okay we're okay#*stares at my plants making sure /they're all okay*#the pink princess one is being a bit finckey lately#the vines are doing great (thank fuck those ones make me the most parinoid). and the new one is also doing well#but that damn pink princess#miscellaneous#im getting breakfast tomorrow with a friend. doing a tea party with another. and then chatting with another in the evening#sunday=doable.#monday i have my normal routine and chatting with a friend in the evening#tuesday is the bitch. we'll get through it. i have coworking and chatting with a friend in the evening.#so besides for my normal plans imploding. there's that#wednesday normal plans=chatting with friend and critique group#thursday writing group.#friday im forced to go to utah#and in utah i am going to GRIND facebook and bumble bff like. *rubs hands together*#like this is a busy week maddie we can do this#in terms of how to occupy my night. going to go run errands. cook a decent meal. and clean#that'll eat up time#i may or may not pop into tj max and see what picture frames they got#im also going to buy some printer ink and rearrange some pics#oh AND i need to revamp my itunes playlists#now that ive typed this shit out i am beholden to it. or something#*sucks down a cough drop* okay let's do this#no sad girl thoughts maddie sunday plans are FULL.
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