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surely nothing nefarious and whorish will happen if I just get comfy cozy in bed with a toy filling me up. of course not
#honey lemon says foolishly#aaagggh I wanna fuck myself but I’m also sleepyyyyy#so this is the solution#either I get worked up enough to fuck myself properly#oooor I fall asleep stuffed full#either way. nice <3#herbal honey#ftm nsft#ftm t4t#queer nsft#t4t nsft#ftm ns/fw#fauxcest#ftm fauxcest
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Nearly died getting flustered at the thought of Saku blowing a little kiss to Lu before he goes onstage what the FUCK i HATE IT HERE
#be. because if Lu gives him kissy and she’s playing a female role she’ll get lipstick on him#(actual issue I had with a past gf when we acted together lolol)#and saku’s very conscious of what he does in costume and if afraid to even risk a kiss#so this is the solution#and she. she catches the kiss and holds it to her heart and Saku nearly dies. FUCK ME MAN….#just FUCK ME. I hate being such a sap like this#guys I need a kissy#lc screams
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for a better future!
#trafficblr#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft fanart#fanart#mumbo jumbo#mumbo jumbo fanart#hermitcraft#mumbo hermitcraft#me when i realize i'm aging and so the most logical solution is to transfer my consciousness to a chicken#thank you severance#bbugbearr#my art
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If you're feeling anxious or depressed about the climate and want to do something to help right now, from your bed, for free...
Start helping with citizen science projects
What's a citizen science project? Basically, it's crowdsourced science. In this case, crowdsourced climate science, that you can help with!
You don't need qualifications or any training besides the slideshow at the start of a project. There are a lot of things that humans can do way better than machines can, even with only minimal training, that are vital to science - especially digitizing records and building searchable databases
Like labeling trees in aerial photos so that scientists have better datasets to use for restoration.
Or counting cells in fossilized plants to track the impacts of climate change.
Or digitizing old atmospheric data to help scientists track the warming effects of El Niño.
Or counting penguins to help scientists better protect them.
Those are all on one of the most prominent citizen science platforms, called Zooniverse, but there are a ton of others, too.
Oh, and btw, you don't have to worry about messing up, because several people see each image. Studies show that if you pool the opinions of however many regular people (different by field), it matches the accuracy rate of a trained scientist in the field.
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I spent a lot of time doing this when I was really badly injured and housebound, and it was so good for me to be able to HELP and DO SOMETHING, even when I was in too much pain to leave my bed. So if you are chronically ill/disabled/for whatever reason can't participate or volunteer for things in person, I highly highly recommend.
Next time you wish you could do something - anything - to help
Remember that actually, you can. And help with some science.
#honestly I've been meaning to make a big fancy thorough post about this for literally over a year now#finally just accepted that's not going to happen#so have this!#there's also a ton of projects in other fields as well btw#including humanities#and participating can be a great way to get experience/build your resume esp if you want to go into the sciences#actual data handling! yay#science#citizen science#climate change#climate crisis#climate action#environment#climate solutions#meterology#global warming#biology#ecology#plants#hope#volunteer#volunteering#disability#actually disabled#data science#archives#digital archives#digitization#ways to help#hopepunk
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"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.
"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍
#“I've solved it! We just kill all the Bad People so all the Good People can live safe happy undisturbed lives 🥰” That's Fascism.#If your solution to wrongdoing is to just kill evryone who's Too Evil then your only problem with concentration camps is who's in them#“The world would be a better place if *I* was in charge of who lives and who dies.” That's Not Very Fucking Leftist Of You.#Your only problem with the evil empire is that you're not in charge of it. Your politics are a joke and your ethical backbone is liquid.#problemnyatic thoughts
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could you draw the lambo twins again pretty please?
Sunstreaker's an artist!
Skywarp deserves to wear make up, as a treat✨
#transformers#skywarp#sunstreaker#sideswipe#not a redesign for skywarp cuz im really bad at drawing makeup consistently but i saw the goth eyeliner he has in IDW2 and was like ok but#and they can bond over a little makeup session!#the science bros made skywarp a spark energy modulator as a temp solution to his malfunction#my friend said tracer from overwatch had something like that and I liked the idea#skywarp cant warp with it on tho#and ratchet wont let him take it off because he’s certain warping will just make thr malfunction worse#skywarp’s grumpy about it so the lambo twins try to help cheer him up since they feel bad for how mean they were before
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Why go to therapy when you can project it all onto Sun?
#sun my beloved#haven't used blender in a while#i'm so tired and the most logical solution is to make sun suffer with me#i didn't mean to make these into full renders lmao i just wanted to practise posing sun's model#sun fnaf#fnaf#daycare attendant#dca#fnaf sun#rendered in blender!#and yes that is the family guy death pose
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The only reason I got Tumblr was so I could talk shit without anyone hearing me
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still obsessed w the way he LOCKS IN. barking is NOT a game to him
#his solutions to things are so often both 1. very clever and 2. deranged.#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers
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grandkids said they can't argue or they'll get kicked out :(
#splatoon#splatoon 3#dj octavio#craig cuttlefish#cap'n cuttlefish#grandfest#grand festival#cuttletavio#epics art#it cracks me tf up that they don't acknowledge each other LMAO#i think callie and marie forced them to agree not to argue#so their solution is just Not Saying Anything#they just wanna support their granddaughters!! 🥺
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It’s so funny how controversial the EXP share is among Pokémon fans as if every RPG ever doesn’t distribute EXP among your whole party. Pokémon fans would know this if they played another RPG.
#pokemon’s history is one of being unnecessarily grindy (if you want to level up more than one party of pokemon)#the only problem with it is that game freak has never understood how to make balanced gameplay#so it just ended up overpowering your pokemon#the solution?#just balance the goddamn game
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the mom friend and also kanaya
#homestuck#karkat vantas#kanaya maryam#theyre epic#im just so tired of kanaya being the normal reasonable figurehead. her solution to stopping karkat from fighting is to knock him out#karkat is the only reason his friends remember to drink water
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So. I went online and bought this Transformers generations Blurr toy and holy shit nothing prepared me for the lore on the back of it’s box o_o
Also every time Blurr gets to be a sniper my soul ascends a little bit~
+ Bonus doodles

#maccadam#transformers#blurr#tf blurr#I’m pretty sure the figure comes with one or two big ass riffles#the box has them at least#I already have two drifts now I need two Blurrs#Eventually I will get second Jazz im pretty sure ahahaha#ALSO. LISTEN. THIS. VERSION OF BLURR IS SO FUCKING COOL#Delivering super secret data and sniping his enemies???#Being all fast and chatty and also INCREDIBLY patient and focused when needed#that right here is Spec Ops material if I ever saw one#fucking. imAGINe. Decepticons have freaking Soundwave on their side. Soundwave can catch any signal and transmission and call and data#the solution#Yeah no just give the most important data to Blurr and use him like a pigeon for delivering messages#good luck hacking this Soundwave
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jameow is very fascinated by hoodies
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#nyamil vipurr#i call him jameow but my tag is nyamil sorry i cant decide 😭#oc#twst oc#shiokawa mayu#jamimayu#he demands curry powder mixed into his food#sootfaced demon that returned from the mines#he loves hoodies but he cant wear them so this is his solution
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quick little stress-relief doodle
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#got a lot more i still wanna do for 7-13 but i gotta figure out how to draw less shitty first#the solution: draw shittier obviously#(this is not actually a joke. cannot recommend it enough.)#(if you're mad at your art then just. draw as shittily as possible on purpose. it genuinely helps.)#('oh so you draw like this on purpose then' yeah it's awesome everyone should do it)
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I just love sketching this dude... he's so shaped
#some old and new stuff#sans#+ my interpretations of uf and us#I find blue so difficult to draw tho;;#i guess the solution is to draw him more lol#also draw sans in a pose that isnt him with his hands in his pockets challenge: impossible#maybe one day i'll even be consistent with Sans' head shape lmaoo#mine#queued#sketch#us#ut#uf
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