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cinamun · 4 months ago
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Happy Birthday | Next
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nightfurynova1217 · 8 months ago
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@deathnotetober 2024 #25 - Ghost
"Mello and L have a conversation in the afterlife."
Rated Gen Words: 1808
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vamptits · 11 months ago
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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
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kitschky · 3 months ago
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and maybe we're doomed but oh my love which one of us is orpheus?
congrats to severance for becoming my second fav anticapitalist-media-referencing-greek-tragedies
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kensatou · 3 months ago
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*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them
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hollustu · 3 months ago
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𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐝  🗡  𝐭𝐨  𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝  𝐚  𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞  𝐭𝐨  𝐦𝐲  𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞'𝐬  𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭  𝐟𝐨𝐫  𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫  𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧!  |   @risingod.
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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒  𝐇𝐀𝐃  𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍  𝐀  𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆  𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄  𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆.   At  least  ,  that  was  what  she  was  choosing  to  believe.   Centuries  of  being  a  𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈  𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕  work  to  quell  the  Goddesses  nerves  ,         as  she  stares  down  the  Titan  before  her.   Willing  heart  to  beat  with  a  𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒎  𝒃𝒖𝒕  𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈  ,  lest  she  show  him  an  emotion  she  wants  to  be  as  far  away  from  him  as  possible.         Bravery  doesn't  mean  the  absence  of  fear  ,  she  knows  this  all  too  well.   In  fact  ,  she  might  argue  one  cannot  have  the  chance  for  bravery  ,  until  that  𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓  has  been  instilled.
She'll  be  damned  if  she'll  allow  him  to  see  any  of  that  in  galaxy  patterned  blue  and  gold  hues.
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Eyes  having  been  looking  down  to  the  direction  of  which  𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍  𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍  presses  against  her  neck.   𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈  ,  but  Sigyn  had  always  been  steadfast  in  the  𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆  𝒐𝒇  𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓.   This  time  is  no  different.
❝  𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞  𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡  ,  ❞   The  challenge  ,  spat  out  of  her  like  venom.   Not  something  she's  𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏  𝒕𝒐  𝒅𝒐  ,  but  if  stalling  for  time  to  protect  her  beloved  children  ,  allowing  them  to  get  away  is  all  she  can  accomplish  ,         she'll  have  to  hope  and  pray  that  will  be  enough.   ❝  𝐈𝐟  𝐲𝐨𝐮  𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤  𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬  𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡  𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠  𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝  𝐟𝐨𝐫  𝐲𝐨𝐮.  ❞
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linktoo-doodles · 4 months ago
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aizawa didn't warn shinsou at all
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unfortunatelymerlin · 22 days ago
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mroddmod · 8 months ago
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they are like puppies. 2 me
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sorrelpaws · 16 days ago
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really obsessed with the "momentarily left alone with my best friends other best friend" vibe they gave off here
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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vanilla-extracter · 3 months ago
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witches !!
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bakingformers where they all work at a bakery together and nothing bad ever happens
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shepscapades · 8 months ago
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SESSION FULL OF LITTLE GUYS :)
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soapbbox · 12 days ago
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I think Soundwave would be very opinionated on music and his music taste (he thinks his tastes are the best). Also hi!! I’m back from the ether.
Later, after a history lecture and some music drives from Soundwave:
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inkskinned · 21 days ago
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i. there's this video of a guy dancing on his tiptoes. i will begrudgingly admit the song is kind of catchy actually. i don't think it's the worst song i've ever heard. he seems passionate about it. but it is embarrassing, how he's dancing.
ii. you know where this story is going, unfortunately, and so do i.
iii. three weeks ago i had to drag half a dead rabbit out of my dog's mouth. i was just recently discussing how cruel things feel lately. that the way the world is shifting feels mean. three days ago, a random woman rolled down her window to snap at me because she missed her turn. this is now routine.
iv. 11 years ago in october, i made a post about how we shouldn't make fun of people for doing brave, vulnerable things. it has over 400k notes. people - at the time - seemed to generally agree with me. we have all felt shy and insecure when we share an intimate part of ourselves. we have heard someone at a concert say "that's fucking embarrassing" and said to ourselves - oh, this person is unsafe to be vulnerable in front of. we have said i can't act like that in public. we have left our art and passion in the dark. i think there will never be enough graveyard space for the art we have killed because what if others shame me for it.
v. the thing i was bullied for in high school was because i was a "predatory lesbian." a popular girl i'd literally never spoken to just decided she didn't like me and announced i was "stalking" her. to this day i have no idea what motivated this - i think i was just shy and poor and awkward and ugly. the perfect target. what they don't really ever show in movies is how quickly it moves, how suddenly strange people in the hallways are attacking you about it. they also don't show you that the bullies get this strange ... glee out of it. like, it's fun for them. it's enrichment. everyone else is in on the joke. suck it up, kid.
vi. so far, from what i have seen, creators that stand up for the musician all seem to have the same story: when i asked why we're bullying a random guy, people actually got mad that i asked. i've had similar things happen to me when i ask for us to be less comfortable with our anonymous cruelty. when an internet stranger says "be kind, it saves lives" - people find it funny to say fuck you i hope everyone kills themselves. pages and pages of people saying the same bullshit. sitting in their little caves, eating their own humor. it's just genuinely exhausting. the natural endpoint of "cringe culture" is that even kindness is cringe-worthy.
vii. loneliness is an epidemic. but where are you going to make your community? call your representative. go back to bed about it.
viii. due to how i was raised, i am always confused by cruelty. i understand the american isolationist belief "i can do whatever i want" - sure. but why wouldn't you want to be kind? i have lived too many bad things. i cannot be the epicenter of someone else's bad dream.
ix. it's just that if we were going to bully someone relentlessly, why is it never the healthcare CEOs. why isn't it the fascists. why isn't it, like, someone who you could at least argue "deserves" it. why is it always just some guy in socks singing a pretty mid song? or a person that doesn't look like you, just, like existing.
x. it's just that i think people enjoy doing it. they want to do it because they get some kind of masturbatory release from it - like a shrug or a splinter, they all seem to say the same thing - come on, it's funny.
xi. the world is sometimes beautiful, and sometimes you make something. the world is sometimes terrible, and you are worried they won't accept what your hands can wring. you open the instagram comments and they're still saying all sorts of shit to just - like - a normal guy. and some part of you thinks: if that was me. good lord. if that was me i'd -
xii. somewhere there is a graveyard. someone is already burying their hopes and dreams.
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