#soap headcannon

[angel5ofp0rn]

Price’s children would be pretty well-behaved. Listen to him well, respect their elders, etc.

Gaz’s children would be a bit snobby, really into sports, a bit more hardheaded.

Soap’s kids are little menaces, but have hearts of gold. Would do anything for their family and friends, love their parents more than anything in the world.

Ghost’s children- and they’re all girls- are the most spoiled little divas any of the other guys have ever met. The minute he sees one of their little lips quiver, he’s offering snacks, lollies, money, the shirt off of his back- hell, the shirt off of Soap’s back. Poor guy can’t stand to see his little girls upset.

[fishing-for-cod]

I think Soap would be the type of guy to really get into movies, like very emotionally invested in them.

During horror movies he’s leaning forward with wide eyes, completely focused on the screen, muttering commands and please

“C’mon… get up… get up….”

Sometimes he’ll just randomly yell when he gets too excited or frustrated

“RUN, DAMNIT!”

And like when watching sad movies people can swear they hear him sniffling and see remnants of wiped tears

He watched Inside Out and Inside Out 2 and cried during BOTH of them.

“It’s just so sad, though!”, he says when he’s told he’s overreacting (usually by Ghost)

[v1x3n]

[minihotdog]

I can just imagine the cod boys beefing up on deployment. They’re already big but they come home after 8 months or so and they’ve nearly doubled in muscle mass, a little fat to go with it.

You’re frothing at the mouth when your man comes walking through the door. His usual uniform top clinging for life around his biceps. The fabric struggling to stretch around his body. His pants molded to his thighs.

After months of him being touch starved, nearly nutting at the thought of simply holding you, he gets all the affection and then some when you can’t keep your hands off of him.

He drops his bags down and you just start going off about how big he’s gotten, groping his giant pecs, running your hands all over him.

Eventually he has to start prying your hands off of him because you cannot help yourself.

[pfhwrittes]

more addams family and cod crossover thoughts for you.

price is gomez to your morticia. he’d kill for you, he’d die for you. you are the most sublime creature to walk this earth and it is honour to show you every single day.

soap as Thing. trying to write a note with his non dominant hand that reads “IM bUrIeD uNdEr THE CHRIS CRIS KRYS FLOWERS. HeLp¡!”

ghost likes to find soap’s notes, burn them, and then dig his body up and move it around. it’s their honeymoon, let them enjoy it.

gaz is a cousin twice removed (once by marriage, once by an unfortunate beheading) and gomez!price’s protege.

alternatively, soap as Fester. specifically, howling to the moon while he pines after ghost.

(they’re married. they’ve been married for… let’s say a while. soap still enjoys a good howl at the moon when ghost would rather read in bed than pin soap to the wall with his knives)

[http-paprika]

Roommates are sometimes absolute assholes. But not Alex Keller, Alex Keller would be a good damn roommate. You wouldn't have to worry about him arguing on the phone with someone at 1:00 AM when you have work early in the morning. You may just have to remind him to turn down his romcoms late at night.

That goes for Gaz as well, he'd honestly be the one getting onto me for leaving my dishes in the sink. He'd put you in your place so fast it would leave you awestruck and you'd end up washing his dishes out of confusion. The apartment? It would smell so nice in a natural way.

Soap.... Soap wouldn't intentionally be a bad roommate. But I have a feeling that he'd accidentally be loud late at night or early in the morning. He doesn't think about the fact that you're still nice in bed when he comes back from the gym and starts making a protein smoothie. After the first couple of times of you complaining tho, he'd switch to making them the day before.

And do you even actually have a roommate when it comes to Ghost? Yeah, he pays his share of rent and utilities but he's sighted less than the local cryptid. The one time you did seem to see him was at 3:00 AM when you went to go get water. You screamed so loudly that your neighbors thought someone had broken into your apartment.

Price isn't your roommate. He's your whole ass husband. The fridge and pantry are full of beers, meat and potatoes. After plenty of persuading he's finally agreed to stop smoking in the apartment, but the smell from his cigar still lingers a little.

[pricesfav]

Retired Price who can not let go! He’s constantly checking in with his team he misses them and wants to know how they’re doing :( but perhaps multiple times a day

Retired Price whose wife is ecstatic to be spending more time with him only to have him moping around grieving the loss of his beloved job.

Retired Price who still hasn’t quite gotten the hang of retirement and can not stand to be still for a second

“What are you doing?”

“Napping?”

“But why? We could be out. Lets go on a hike”

Retired Price who, though old, cannot stop moving and always has to be active even if it causes some strain on his back

“John please can we go home?”

“Just a mile more okay love ?”

Retired Price who finally calms down… after he threw out his back. The wife has never seen John so calm before but there he was in the backyard sitting on a lawn chair listening to his audio book clipping away at his bonsai.

Retired price who is now obsessed with keeping his lawn extra tidy. He bought a new (and expensive) lawn mover, waters it every morning, makes sure none of it is dead. Anything to keep his lawn in tip top shape

Retired Price who keeps finding things wrong with the house and throws himself into renovation mode fixing every little problem he finds

Retired Price who can finally get back into his hobbies and finally get back working on his dads old 64 Chevy Impala

Retired Price who’s cut down the texts to his boys from every day to every other day which is progress.

Retired Price who is having much more fun spending time with the missus now that he knows how to relax. They have lots of fun gardening, cooking, baking, and just being in each other’s company.

Retired Price who still goes on hikes but doesnt make it John prices mission to get from point A to point B. His only mission is to enjoy his hike with his lovely wife.

Retired Price who finally finished the car and takes the missus to the beach for a well earned picnic with no hike

Retired Price whose house and lawn has never looked better. Who has a cool new (old) car. Who’s picked up a few new hobbies and skills and who’s been the happiest he’s been for a while

Retired Price who realised he made this decision for his wife therefore he will spend the rest of his life with her and keep her happy. After all happy wife happy life.

[eiraeths]

thinking about artist soap who always jokes about never being the muse. now ghost doesn’t have a lick of artistic ability in his fingers, but he does have money and a long mental list of soap’s favorite things.

it takes a few weeks to arrive in the mail. ghost doesn’t think he’s ever seen soap this quiet. a portrait from oil paint made by one of soap’s favorite artists.

[sleepingkitty498]

big fan of ghostsoap fics where ghost is absolutely pathetically diabolically down in hell bad for soap. maybe he shows it, maybe he doesn’t. but either way this man is wrapped all the way around johnny’s finger and wants to consume him whole.

[eyelambspider]

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⤷ summary : 141 just so happens to watch some of your streams !

┊pairing : tf141 x twitchstreamer!reader ┊content warning : fluff, pining, sfw, swearing (by me smh) ┊a/n : again, a prompt recommended by @lady-boketto that had me in a chokehold

honestly, who knows how it starts... but one day gaz and soap figure they've both 'off-handedly' seen one of your clips and liked you.

the two of them talk more about your streams after that.

a murmur between two friends... occasionally holding their phones up to show each other new clips and vods of yours...

maybe they both secretly sub to your channel without the other knowing...

whatever the two of them 'chat' about though, ghost and price initially don't pay them much mind

until soap finally shoves the phone into ghosts face and forces the masked man to watch

ghost actually quirks the smallest grin under his mask at one of your clips

its you playing a horror game and getting scared (he loves your horror streams)

price on the other hand, picks up the chatter about you and fills in the blanks himself

each of them thinks your cute, with ghost and price usually having their eyes on your webcam instead of... whatever game you're playing

Once, price caught the three of them huddled together. supposed to be gearing up for a mission. And instead its Soap and Gaz sitting shoulder to shoulder, snickering to themselves and nudging each other knowingly while Ghost stands, glancing occasionally over their shoulders while pretending not to care. When caught, they expect price to scold them, but the captain just sighs and nods "Come on then, lets see it"

they all watch it.

soap actually gifts some subs to you, just to rub it in everyone's faces that you thanked him and said his name

yes, he plays the clip to annoy the others. its saved in his phone "just for that reason"

ghost and gaz eventually follow you on your other platforms, but only gaz would bring it up in conversation

ghost cannot be caught looking personally at your stuff

price on the other hand, just likes to relax on his off days. remembering how calming your voice is when you're 'just chatting' or playing something relaxing and falls asleep with your streams playing in the background

(opening fan mail) soap would send a gag gift to you (him and ghost snorting as they watch you open it)

ghost would get you a stuffed animal/plushie, which he's surprised to learn that the little thing is still sitting on your desk, in full view of the webcam.

they all think its fucking hilarious when you rage, slam shit, or just turn away to cool off

(hear me out) all their phones pinging-in sync-to notify that your stream is starting...

[angel5ofp0rn]

Price’s kids each having a favorite uncle (Gaz, Soap, Simon) is my favorite thought

Price is pissed that his daughter speaks with uncle Soap’s Scottish accent and says things like “Steamin’ Jesus!” when she spills her juice or breaks a crayon

His son, bless his heart, took it to heart when uncle Si said that he’s so big and strong because he eats his spinach (because he overheard that the li’l man said he hates spinach). Poor kid gags and chokes it down every day, no matter what his mum has made for dinner

Having uncle Kyle as the favorite made sense to Price… until Gaz spends the whole weekend teaching the little ones how to prank their old dad; setting up a whoopee cushion in his recliner, making prank calls from Gaz’s phone, ding-dong ditching from the front door, then running to the back door and doing it again

[fishing-for-cod]

Imagine Soap and Gaz having mandatory movie nights to get Price and Ghost caught up on recent things

Like, Ghost doesn't usually care to watch many movies that aren't, like, random nature documentaries and a few good movies he rewatches, so he doesn't know about many of the things that come out like Inside Out or Inside Out 2, Moana, or any of that

And, yes, specifically kids movies

Soap and Gaz get a good laugh out of forcing Ghost and Price to watch "kids' movies", but they all secretly actually really like them

Price usually reads books and doesn't watch lots of movies, but there's still a few good ones he likes (he got introduced to old westerns a while back, and even though he doesn't always understand the "slang", he still likes their aura or vibe or whatever)

Price is the reason they have closed captions on in every movie (he has hearing problems, not because he's old, but because he's shot one too many guns without headphones)

[v1x3n]

[the-fbi-agent-in-ur-phone]

So if a salt circle repels demons, could a snapple circle repel the British perchance? Like I can see y/n (jokingly or not) pouring out peach or raspberry snapple tea powder in an attempt to escape which ever 141 boy is their partner when they seem to be particularly ravenous after deployment.

[pfhwrittes]

something something a meet ugly between you and that prick in the BMW with the personalised number plate G4ZZ4 who keeps parking on the narrow pavement outside your house.

you get so sick of having to fight to squeeze yourself between the stupid silver twat wagon and the low wall around your front garden that you leave a note under his wiper blade.

“Stop parking like a CUNT!!

Hatefully yours,

15A”

[spectrecowboy]

fellas is it gay when you can't save either of your sergeants?

these guys are somewhere between 09 and the reboot; I needed the boys alive and this is what I ended up with.

please do not use my art without permission!

creative notes with pointed out details under the cut! Headcanons and lore tidbits included (please look at them)

EDIT 7/15/24: holy shit months later I'm realizing I never added the text by the sketchbook, that's soap's hearing aid.

Edit: 5/29/25. ok so apparently there are TWO if not more very popular ghostsoaproach fics out there called Something in the Orange (which, fair, because its a good song) I *believe* the LoTR reference is the one with two authors, although I love both fics dearly. I really was shit at actually annotating my own art. Might revist this sometime.

And here's the playlist I made and listened to on repeat while working on this!!