#some of u freaks real specific

[dandyshucks]

idk what to call them but why are the doctor's assistants/passengers/guests/associates/etc SO RUDE about alien appearances. like girl that is AN ALIEN. of course theyre going to look different than a human. if i saw a guy with a bunch of tangled tentacles for a mouth and fish-goat eyes, i'd simply be cool about it. RIP to all the gals i've seen on the show so far but i'd be different.

[isamoa]

“ WHAT GETS THEM HARD! ”

jjk men x f!reader ࿐ MDNI.

ᰔ、summary. jjk scenarios on how their dicks get hard ofc

ᰔ、tags. (ft. gojo, geto, toji, choso), nsfw, female anatomy, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, sexting, masturbation, etc.

ᰔ、a/n. these are just my silly depictions. if u dont agree idgaf lol

SATORU GOJO has the dirtiest mind and the highest sex drive. his pants definitely start feeling a little tighter at the sight of you eating a popsicle or something. specifically in public. he would have no shame in it either—casually forming a smirk on his face and dropping a snarky innuendo about the way you’re eating. “can you suck me off like that when we get home?” he’d mumble from across the table, his eyes peeking out from the top of his glasses, a smirk plastered on his lips; wet from the constant licking of his tongue. your eyes widen, a small ‘pop’ sounding from your mouth when you took the frozen sweet out to gasp at the man in front of you. “gojo! are you serious?” you’d yell in a whisper, looking around to see if anyone had heard him. “you’re right,” he’d sigh, standing up from his chair to reveal the very prominent and very obvious bulge in his pants. “we should just do it now.”

SUGURU GETO on the other hand is a polite man. like satoru, he’s a real freak in the sheets—but not as shamelessly. the littlest things can get him hard for sure, but unintentionally seeing your undergarments would really get him going. like an accidental peek at your panties from under your skirt, or a shirt thats a little too see-through showing off the print on your bra. he wouldn’t say anything of course, not right away. you would just be minding your own business one minute and then he’s dragging you towards the bedroom the next. “sugu- what are you-?” you would ask in a confusing tone, craning your head to look at the said man who was now behind you—pushing your stomach up against the countertop; a single hand brought up to grope your breast while the other laid flat against your hip. “your bra is showing.” he’d let you know blankly; an attempt to distract you while his hand slid it’s way into your pants. you would look down in response to his comment, noticing that your bra was in-fact showing like he said. unfortunately for him, you also already noticed the hardon pressed against your back.

TOJI FUSHIGURO gets hard from eating pussy. simple as that. he will get embarrassingly sloppy—juices coating his face and dripping down his chin, loving every second of it while his cock slowly grows harder. emphasis on grows. and if you think for a second that he does it for your pleasure, think again. this man will eat you out purely for his enjoyment only. his eyes are closed and his hands are squeezing at your thighs—legs thrashing uncontrollably from the uncomfortable pressure in his pants that’s about to come undone. “toji- let me help you.” you’d beg with a whimper, dragging your hand from the top of his head down to his cheek when you noticed the constant shuffling of his legs and the crease in his eyebrow. he’d laugh darkly, the breathy snicker creating a hum between your core that made a whine escape from your lips. “im fine mama,” he’ll say cockily, pulling a hand away from your leg to undo his zipper. “ill cum soon, you don’t gotta do ‘nun.”

CHOSO is a needy guy. his face will turn red at a simple flirty text—but send him a slutty pic and he might just cream his pants. fully naked or dressed in lingerie, his favorite or not, he will definitely feel some pressure down below. he might ignore you for a while, uncertain on how he should reply; if he’s even able to. “fuck- couldn’t wait till i got home, could you?” he’d whine quietly, trying his best to keep his voice down from the bathroom of his office job; one hand holding the phone up to his ear while the other rushed to unbuckle his belt. “sorry cho,” you’d apologize from the other line, voice rather faint as you posed for another picture to send him. “when are you coming?” you ask doubtfully just as his phone vibrates with another notification from your contact. “now- im comin’ now baby.” he replies with a huff, phone almost slipping from his ear. “really!?” you try to clarify—much more excited than the first time. “no, i mean im cumming. right now.”

[wendichester]

i neeeeed more of yours dad!girl!dean and longer im begging u pls

𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 the dress and the disaster plan,

pairing. dean winchester x 12yo-daughter!reader ( from narrator's pov )

wordcount. 714 genre. fluffy fluff

warnings. mild overprotective dad behavior, harmless middle-school crush talk, awkward dad-in-a-girls’-store antics

notes. dean makes me question wanting kids ugh

It starts with a dress.

Specifically, a sparkly, swishy, suspiciously pink one on a mannequin in the window of a store Dean wouldn’t be caught dead in if it weren’t for the twelve-year-old tugging his sleeve with that look. That look that says please, Dad, but in a way that’s less “I want ice cream” and more this is important and I will emotionally crumble if you don’t say yes.

So naturally, he caves.

Now he’s standing smack in the middle of a jungle of glitter and ruffles, trying not to trip over a display of rhinestone-covered headbands while pretending like he isn’t reading size labels like they’re written in Enochian. He’s never felt more out of his depth. Not even that time he had to exorcise a demon using an ex-girlfriend's sock.

“Okay, so…” he starts, squinting at a row of dresses that all look identical except for slightly different shades of pastel. “You wanna tell me again why this one’s the one?”

His daughter—his baby, who just yesterday was covered in peanut butter and begging him to let her wear her Batman cape to the grocery store—twirls the hanger in her hand and gives him a shrug that’s somehow bashful and exasperated. “Because it’s perfect, Dad. Duh.”

Dean bites the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. “Right, duh. My bad. Clearly the sparkle density of this one is unmatched.”

She rolls her eyes, but her grin slips out, bright and full of braces. Then her fingers start smoothing the fabric down like she’s picturing herself in it, and Dean catches the look. That dreamy, nervous little daydream look.

Something prickles behind his ribs.

“So, uh.” He clears his throat. Casually. Coolly. Like he’s not internally short-circuiting. “You, uh, got some kinda, y’know… event coming up? Dance or something?”

She freezes just a second too long. “No… I mean—just school. Regular day. It’s casual.”

Dean raises a brow. “You wanna wear a dress with ten thousand sequins for a casual Tuesday?”

Her ears go pink. “You wouldn’t get it.”

“Oh, honey,” he sighs, folding his arms and shifting his weight like he’s settling in for the long game. “I definitely don’t. Help your old man out—what’s the angle here? Is it… someone? Someone at school maybe?”

She groans. “Daaaaad.”

He leans in, lowering his voice to full FBI interrogation mode. “Is it a boy?”

“Maybe.”

Dean tries not to let his face twitch. Tries not to picture some grubby-handed middle school punk with a gelled-up fauxhawk and bad intentions.

He fails.

“Okay, okay,” he mutters, holding up his hands like he’s unarmed. “Not gonna freak out. Just wanna know who this maybe-boy is. What's his name? Do I know his family? Is his dad employed? Does he say please and thank you?”

“Dad!”

Dean grins, backing off. Kinda. “Alright, alright. Just… tell me he doesn’t wear socks with sandals or something. That’s a dealbreaker.”

She’s laughing now, full-blown giggles that bubble up and echo off the pastel walls, and Dean feels something loosen in his chest. It’s not easy, this part—watching her grow up, become someone with opinions and secrets and, god help him, crushes—but it’s good. It’s real. It’s hers.

“He’s just a guy, Dad,” she says once the laughter fades, eyes soft. “He’s nice to me. He helped me pick up my books last week. That’s all.”

Dean nods slowly, swallowing the retort that almost escapes. (He better be nice to you every week, kid.) Instead, he settles for a careful, “Okay. That’s… cool.”

She looks up at him, tilting her head like she can see right through the performance.

“You’re being weird.”

“I’m being supportive.”

“You’re being weirdly supportive.”

“Well, sorry if I’m trying to adapt,” Dean huffs, reaching out to snatch the dress from the rack and plop it over his arm. “C’mon. Let’s go buy your war armor.”

She beams and links her arm through his, proud and completely unaware that he’s planning a full FBI-level background check on this book-picking-up boy the second he gets home.

And Dean? He’s trying. God, he’s trying.

Because no matter how fast she grows or how glittery her dress gets, she’ll always be his little girl.

Even if—especially if—he has to survive the pink aisle of doom for her.

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[kaitlyn-imagines]

hi i rlly like ur headcanons and stuff and i was wondering if u please could do like how dif mha characters react to very paranoid reader (like being scared someone’s watching them, someone’s gonna break in, ect) thank u :)

Hey, thanks!!! 🥰 That’s super sweet of you! You didn’t mention anyone specifically, so I just did the characters I had initial thoughts on! Hopefully that’s okay hehe. My partner actually struggles with a little paranoia, so I pulled a some inspo from that…!

How they react to a paranoid reader:

Katsuki Bakugo:

- He doesn’t really understand where you’re coming from, and would probably struggle to make sense of what he feels are baseless fears

- He’s of the mindset that he could just kick anyone’s ass who tries to mess with either of you, so why would anyone even try?

- He’ll be a little frustrated when he checks the house for you for the third time that week to find it, expectantly, empty

- It’s only when Kirishima talks him through it that he starts to understand—it doesnt matter if the threat is ‘real’ or not, because your body still has very real reactions and stress responses

- And he feels like an asshole for not taking your fears and concerns seriously, because god, he can only imagine how many times you felt scared or paranoid and DIDNT tell him

- And his capacity for empathy improves a bit, and he’ll be more patient when you ask him to double check that the doors are locked and the blinds are closed

- “I wont let anything happen to you.” And you know he means it.

Izuku Midoriya:

- Girl, dont scare him like that!!! lol

- If you whisper you think someone is following you guys, he’s instantly tense and on alert

- He’s lowkey got a little trauma from all the villain attacks that happened at U.A. and so he’ll take it so seriously

- Will make you guys do all these crazy bus changes and turns to lose whoever you think is following you

- After a few occasions of this, he’ll figure out that you might actually have a bit of paranoia

- He’ll bring it up to you with the gentlest of tones, asking if you’ve ever talked to someone about your fears

- He’ll encourage you to find a therapist so you can learn ways to ground yourself and cope with your fears. He’ll ever offer to do therapy alongside you in solidarity!

- He does everything in his power to help reassure you and make you feel secure. Will never be frustrated if you ask him to check things, he’s very good about it

Tenya Iida:

- He’s probably one of the better partners to help you with any paranoia

- He’s a very structured and rational person, tending to view things from a logical and objective lens

- He’ll try to help talk you down through points of reason to navigate and dispel your fears. It works maybe 50% of the time

- Before you leave the house for errands, he’ll walk with you and have you take photos of the doors all set to ‘locked’ so you can look back at them and know its secure whenever you get the itch

- Helps you ground yourself and relax your nervous system with breathing exercises and affirmations. His voice is strong and steady and it genuinely helps

- While he can’t understand where you’re coming from on an emotional level, he understands on a logical one

- And so he helps you through reason and proven, scientific ways to regulate your system and make you physically feel better

Shigaraki Tomura:

- Yeah, he probably was a big contributor to your paranoia early on…

- He definitely DID follow you and watch you… but that was just because he liked you so much! Geez… cant a guy have a crush?

- No, he’s a freak. He’s not great for your condition, definitely makes it hard to see where rational and irrational fears blur

- Especially since he’s a wanted man, you get worried that you’ll become a target by association

- He’ll tell you that your paranoia is a good thing—its good to watch your back and be vigilant! There ARE nasty people in the world who will use you and manipulate you.

- He should know, he’s one of them.

- He’d probably use your fears against you as a way to make you more dependent on him.

- “There are plenty of sick fucks out there who are itching to get their hands on you. As long as you’re around me, you’ll be safe. Just don’t leave my side…”

- Girl, run now or you’ll never have peace of mind.

[angelsluva]

"i think i like u"

Hamzahthefantastic x influencerreader! ⚠: fluff, cat-calling, lengthy (?), smut! wrd count: 2.7k

part 5 | navi

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you blushed as you set your phone down after reading what Hamzah had sent you. You and Hamzah have been seeing each other for weeks already. The two of you would hang out at each others houses or just out and about. Still, you guys didn't have a specific label on yourselves.

You finished your makeup as you grabbed a purple flower claw clip and held your hair half way up. You applied a soft matte lipstick and changed into some blue low rise jeans and a white small crop top. Besides moving to Canada and meeting these new people, you still itched to change your life a little. What better idea to get your nipples pierced! You finished getting ready as you swopped a red bag onto your shoulder preparing your self for the pain you were gonna be put through right now.

You closed your car door shut as you were on your way to the tattoo shop. The closer you got, the more hotter your body temperature grew. You took the last sip of your Iced coffee and headed inside the shop. "Hey hun! Are you here with an appointment!" A fully tatted woman approached you. You nodded, "Yes! For y/n?" You questioned as her eyes scanned the computer on the front desk. "Yes I have you here! Alright are you ready?" You questioned as you nodded. She took you to a private room as you sat down on one of the high chairs in the room. You took a deep breath as she sanitized the metal. "Is this your first piercing?" She questioned as you shook your head. "This is my first!" You grinned as she slapped some gloves on. "Okay, just make sure to wear thin material clothing, Be careful on getting the jewelry caught on clothes, and clean then daily!" She explained as she walked over to you with a tray. "Go ahead and lift your top for me!" she said as she had the needle in one hand and the clamp on the other. You lifted your shirt up as you felt the cold air hit your exposed chest. You felt the sharp pain of the needle go through your nipples as you looked down to see the Jewelry already set.

"Oh wow that was quick!" You gasped as she smiled and handed you a mirror. You could just jump up and down. "Oh my gosh! Thank you so much!" You shrieked "Of course!" She smiled handing you a bag with a piercing solution.

You slammed the door shut as you were on your way back home. Arriving home you texted Hamzah to reassure him if he was still down to go out.

You changed into a more thin top as you waited for Hamzah to get here. You couldn't stop looking at the mirror. You took multiple pictures. You suddenly heard a knock on your door. You panicked and threw a hoodie over. You opened the door as Hamzah scanned your body. "Did you get a tattoo?" He questioned as he took your hand as you shook your head. "Okay- wait come inside!" You pulled him into your house as he closed the door behind him. "Okay, I was super itchy for a little different and I was scrolling on tiktok and that's what inspired me.." You said nervously, "Okayyyy" he dragged his word as you whipped your hair back. You slowly draped off the zip-up as the thin top revealed your freshly pierced nipples. His eyes glued to your chest as he threw his hand over you his mouth. "Oh my god.." He said cheesing behind his hands. "What do you think?" you asked as you turned to the mirror in your living room. "They honestly suit you" he said looking at you through the mirror. "Alright well that's it, let's get going now." You swooped your purse over your shoulder as he lifted his eyebrow. "Wait you can just show them?" Hamzah questioned as you giggled "Yes I can show them! Why wouldn't I?" You said checking your self out in the mirror. "Um- Okay, let’s go I guess" he said as his face was burning hot.

You finally made it to the crowded mall as you and Hamzah were In Aritzia looking for clothes for Mandy. You looked through dresses as you saw one that caught your eye, It was a silky back open grey dress as you ran to Hamzah. "This is the one!" You held the dress as he nodded "Do you think Mandy will like it?" He questioned "Are you serious? She'll love it!" You said looking through more dresses.

"Anything you like?" Hamzah questioned as you saw a dress that caught your eyes. "Oh wow!" Hamzah said as you pulled the dress out. It was a long black dress that was see through and different patterns. "Oh my god, I love this..." You said scanning your fingers through the different textures. "Take it" He said grabbing both dresses from you as you kept looking through tops and pants.

"Alright this is it" you said grabbing the dresses and skirts and bringing them over your shoulder. You walked to the register as you placed the clothes on the table. "Wait, I'll pay." He said pulling his card out. You shoved his hand down as he quickly tapped his card against the machine , "Hamzah!" You gasped as the lady handed you the bag, "Your welcome!" He grabbed the bag from you as he held your hand and walked out of the store. "Why would you do that?” You huffed “because why would I make you pay? Haven’t I already told you? What else do you want?” He looked all over the mall as you pointed to a record store.

Your fingers scanned through the vinyls, Hamzah couldn’t help but look at your red thong peeking out your pants as his cheeks were a soft pink.

“Are you guys looking for something in particular?” A voice came from behind him. “Uh nah, just looking.” Hamzah replied as the guy looked over to you, also checking the view out. “A fucking show…” the man licked his lips. Hamzah furrowed his eyebrows as a burning anger grew inside him. “What the fuck? You’re fucking weird bro. Get the fuck out my face dude.” Hamzah hissed as he grabbed your arm and made you storm out the store, “what-“ “this fucking dude kept staring at you, cmon” he huffed. “Just uh, look for another store baby” he said lowly as his arm wrapped around you. “Oh okay..” you replied.

“Hamzah, you probably spent hundreds! Just let me send it back!” You crossed your arms as he closed the door for you, “no y/n! It’s okay!” He turned to you as he placed his hand on your thigh. Hamzah had brought you to his house just to wrap Mandy’s gift and just to have your company he missed. Both arrived to his house as It was Just the cats waiting at the door. "Wow, you finally cleaned?" You teased as he rolled his eyes playfully "yeah, yeah whatever" he said placing your bags down on the couch. You took the box in where Mandy's dress was at as Hamzah handed you some wrapping paper, "I only have this one, I think It's fine right?" He said handing you blue paper. You perfectly wrapped around the box as you even decided to make a bow out of remaining scraps.

"Oh wow, it's perfect!" He took the gift placing it on the coffee table. He wrote his name down, You reached for your dress pulling it out of the bag. You were In love. You traced over the patterns as you imagined when and where you would wear. "Ya' like it?" He questioned as he closed the sharpie. You nodded placing it out on the couch, a sly smile creeped on your face. "I'm gonna try it on, If that's okay!" You looked over at Hamzah. His face blank, He looked down at the see through fabric. "Uh, yeah sure..." He cleared his throat as you yelped and ran to his room. He definitely thought you were gonna show him but he doubted it.

You carefully pulled off your shirt and pants as you slipped on the thin dress. You looked at the tall mirror as your body complimented the dress so well, as well as your new piercings. You decided to walk out and show Hamzah. That was the whole point anyways.

"Hamzah!" You sang as licked his lips. You peeked behind the living room as he turned towards you. You walked out fully and spun around to give him a full 360. His eyes fluttered scanning throughout your whole body. Eyes focusing more on your exposed boobs. You fixed your hair brining it to the front as your laced black panties hugged your ass so perfectly. "It's so nice" he said not taking his eyes off you at all. "It's so comfy honestly! Look feel it!" You said getting closer to Hamzah, Placing his hand on your waist. His fingers pinching the fabric as his pants seemed to be getting tighter. "Fuck, you look so good y/n..." He huffed as he couldn't help but grab your waist as your hands met his shoulders and touched his hair, "How will I ever thank you, hm?" You said lowly as his puppy eyes looked up at you and your perked up tits. "Show me how thankful you are then.." He groaned as you sat down on his lap. Face to face, "Your such a tease y/n." His hands cupped your ass as you yelped due to his needy grip. His lips grazed over yours as his lips crashed into yours. Your hands cupped his face. His tongue picking every taste from your mouth. Your face tilted as his hands roamed to your waist. "m'please- fuck, y/n...Need you..." He grunted in between kisses as you tugged at his shirt. Your lips parted as he swiped his shirt off. Your eyes sparkled, The gym was doing him justice.

"So- sexy." You groaned out as his lips trailed to your exposed neck. His hands were placed on your thigh. Your dress started to slip up to your waist exposing your red panties Hamzah has had his eyes on all night.

"Can I- off?" He said tugging your dress as your lips parted. You slowly slipped your dress off over your head, your tits were fully exposed as he practically drooled. His lips trailed down your neck as his hands were gripping your upper torso. You slowly began grinding on his crotch. The closer his mouth got to your perked tits the more you whined. His mouth carefully began sucking around your tits as you threw your head back trying your best not to be noisy. You couldn’t notice your self practically bouncing on him. You needed all of him already.

“Hamzah please! I want you!” You whimpered as he groaned, “m’kay” he huffed as he tapped your thigh, getting off his lap and helping him unbuckle his jeans. You were so needy your lips crashed into his again as you were on all floors next to him. You moaned in his mouth as his pants dropped at his ankles. Your hands rubbed against the huge tent upon his boxers. His hand sharply slapped your ass as your moan echoed in his mouth. Your hands shoved his boxers down aching for his cock that suddenly hit his stomach. Your hands wasted no time but slowly pumping his cock up and down slowly as his hips bucked suddenly. “Please y/n!” He whined as you slowly sat down on his lap. He moved your panties to the side as his tip of his cock rubbed against your pussy. You didn’t care how loud you were anymore. You just wanted Hamzah. He aligned himself to your entrance as you gasped. “Fuck your so tight-..” he grunted as you whined in his ear. He slowly pushed you down his length as his cock twitched in you. You began going up and down his member as his hands were glued to your waist following your motion. His hands slid down your ass firmly gripping on it. Your pace grew as you were fully wrapped around his cock.

“Fuck you feel so good baby” he whimpered as he slowly sucked on your tits again. You moaned in his ear as his hands traveled through your whole body.

Your hands gripped on his shoulders as your pace quickened, suddenly.

bzz, bzz, bzz.

Your heart stopped as you noticed Mandy was calling you. You stopped completely as Hamzah grunted. “Fuck..” you hissed as he whispered in your ear; “you better answer it.” He handed you the phone as he swiped across the phone. Your eyes widened suddenly as you snatched the phone from him.

“Y/n! Oh my gosh I need help.” Mandy asked through the phone as you exhaled. “Oh! Um, with what?” You asked. Hamzah’s hands slowly moved you up and down his cock again inpatient about you getting off the phone.

“Okay so I have this dress I wanna wear to the little birthday dinner we’re having tomorrow but I kinda wanna save it for Mexico!” She explained as Hamzah’s thumb rubbed against your clit. You bit your lip as you whined. “Mm- I…Fuck, I say Mexico!” You huffed as he smirked. “Are you okay?” Mandy questioned as Hamzah started slamming into you. Your hand gripped the phone and his shoulder so hard you practically left dents. You leaned over his shoulder trying not the expose the sudden slapping noise.

“Yeah! I’mmmm- im so good!” Your hand flew over your mouth as his cock went In and out if you. “Oh!- Mandy I gotta-.” Was all you said before ending the call urgently as you cried out his name. “Hamzah! Fuck!” You cried out loud as you felt yourself come all over his cock, “M’yes- fuck so good doll!” He grunted as your body folded against his as he slammed sloppier and faster into you. “So close, wait for me baby!” He moaned as he gripped your waist. You felt his warm cum spill fill you up as he groaned. You sat up as your lips met his. “You did so good baby-m” he said in between kisses. He picked you up from his lap as his cock sprung out of you as it ached. “Are you good?” He chuckled as you sighed, “I feel sore…” you whined as kissed your cheek placing you beside him. “I gotta a bath for two if your down?” He smirked as you nodded putting his t shirt on. “Hamzah- can you help?” You sighed as he giggled “are you serious?” He teased as you rolled your eyes “please! It’s not funny.” You pushed him as he grabbed you taking you to the bathroom.

You pulled his shirt off slowly as you slowly sunk down in the bathtub. He quickly joined you as you were In between his legs as bubbles floated around the warm water.

“I wish I could have gave you a try on haul” you sighed as your fingers hovered over the bubbles. “I thought you weren’t gonna show me in the fist place since the dress was see through” he chuckled, “I thought it was nice since you I was able to show my piercing! But it seemed like someone liked them a little too much..” you teased as he wrapped his arms around your waist tugging on you. “What can I say.” He smirked as he kissed your exposed neck.

There was a huge boundary holding you from asking the forbidden question. The “what are we” questioned. You seemed so deeply aware that you were 100% in love with him and so was he. Though. You had that restrain having you in choke hold.

You slipped In one of Hamzah's Pajama pants he had gave you and T-shirt. You climbed onto the bed with Hamzah as he wrapped his arms around your waist. You smiled as your eyes were quick to become heavy. You were quickly drifted to sleep. Hamzah looked down at you as your eyes were softly shut. He's never ever been with anyone like you, ever. He loved everything about you. He moved your hair behind your ear kissing your cheek softly.

"love you".

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adri's note: "yes smut" we all say in unison (I'm we), Also not spell-checked...

[teruthecreator]

gimme 1 and 17 dialtown ☎️

hiiiii griffin i hope you're having a good time at graduation. probably not since u sent this ask but hey man i get i too was on my phone during graduation. anyway

1. the character everyone gets wrong

oh boy where do i start with this. i mean like. tee bee aych i feel like most people have a fundamental misunderstanding of randy. like he's not pathetic for pathetics sake he kind of intentionally puts himself in the worst situations imaginable to feed his worldview of everything being bad for Him specifically and no one else. the fandom kind of babygirls him? like treats him softer and generally makes him more of a shy uwu guy rather than a person stuck deeply in his own fractured worldview that is intentionally letting himself get worse. like randy's whole route is about making him realize his happiness is His Choice, His Decision and not a work of fate/luck/unseen outside force that he has to relinquish control to, and everyone just goes "yeah but what if we make him sopping wet uwu yaoibait guy with oliver".

speaking of oliver i feel like EEEEEEEEEVERYBODY makes him way too wacky and not actually grounded. like, despite his many odd mannerisms and such, he is still one of the few characters who has a job and is able to Maintain That throughout his route (though, of course, in the good route it changes). oliver is a pretty stable guy, all things considered. sure he talks funny and has a general inclination for the ridiculous, but a lot of people kinda coke him up and let him run loose like he's a wild animal. and i think it's more fun if you ground him in a place of reality and then let him play. instead of being the guy to drag people into stuff, let him be a part of a scenario and see what his reactions are. much more fun. also i feel like a lot of people forget how, like, awkward he is? like he tends to apologize when he says really outlandish/forward shit and seems to view Himself as a "freak" in a way that would suggest he's aware of how he stands in comparison to most people. like dude knows he's weird, and that's not Always a good thing.

and yknow what while im talking about the main dateables i would be remiss to bring up karen because like. WOW. i mean this is a problem with most fandom spaces unfortunately but the way people straightman her is so fucking sad. like people forget she literally quit her job on a Whim because someone vaguely suggested leaving and she went full throttle. karen is impulsive and karen makes bad decisions based on rash judgments and she is generally not that hard to goad into doing something stupid. i mean, she agreed to a date with gingi. twice! that takes some real loose grips on impulse control to just go along with that. like sure she is a bit more deadpan than, say, oliver, but she does have a sense of humor. she likes to use sarcasm! she has wit she has sass. also she is like. INSANELY jealous and i feel like a lot of people dont hone in on that aspect of her being the reason why she is sometimes so rash. she is fiercely protective of those she considers "hers". she wanted to Kill A Giraffe because gingi liked it. she is jealous she is rash she is impulsive PLAY IN THE SPACE STOP MAKING HER THE DEADPAN STRAIGHTMAN ITS SO BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

okay that's enough of that but just know i could've done it for every character

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

maybe i am insanely ridiculously biased but there should more content of mingus and norm. or just mingus. or norm. those two are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fascinating and i feel like people kinda gloss over that. like they're similar beasts in their rampant paranoia and flawed perspective on callum/the world and they butt heads about it like crazy. generally their dynamic is one of the most interesting parts of chapter 3 to me and i feel like there really isn't enough chapter 3-focused content out there. we should talk about these guys more. and if i have to stand on a podium and take a stand there should be more content of MINGUS. girl is the driving antagonist of AN ENTIRE ARC. BASICALLY THE WHOLE GAME IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. AND NOOOOOO I DON'T SEE HER ANYWHERE. IS IT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T FIT IN YOUR FOUND FAMILY DYNAMIC? IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN? I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DIRECT YOU PEOPLE TOWARDS HER BUT I WANT TO. if my brain was functioning at the capacity it was last july i would've written ten million fics about her i have so many days. alas, i don't know if they'll ever happen... (but if people were curious i would gladly share)

but in a slightly more biased take, i think there needs to be more normingus in the world. how we were the chosen few to proclaim the good word of normingus is beyond me. like don't get me wrong i'm happy tryt had its impact but JESUS CHRIST I SHOULD NOT BE THE MOST POPULAR. SOMEONE ELSE COME TRY AND PLAY IN THE SPACE WITH ME. I CAN GIVE YOU IDEAS. I CAN GIVE YOU SO MANY IDEAS.

[bluedandylyon]

Rewatch Rambles (tm)

Season 1

The Sea Gate

Not a whole lot of analysis on this one, but it's a fun ep.

Love how Adora is just SO angry at this person for no reason

This show is so gay dude. Glimmer's little bisexual grunt too as she checks their muscles out too asjkdj

This episode is the first ep where shit gets really fucking funny, and jock Adora is my favorite Adora, it’s just butch culture to arm wrestle and I’m glad the crew-ra included it. 

Also Bi disaster Bow my beloved. His mega crush on Sea Hawk means everything to me.

I know we all love Scorpia and she’s the fandom baby and yeah, she’s lovely and gentle and only deserves the best. But like I feel like we really don’t talk enough about how much she disrespects Catra’s boundaries throughout the show ngl. 

Scorpia is one character that I actually like less with every rewatch, and I think it's cause I become more and more empathetic towards Catra with every rewatch as well.

Also calling someone "kitty" as ur first word towards them is insane behavior. It'd be like calling someone baby, and unless you're like... a drag queen and you're doing it ironically, u cant do that to me, nope!

You know what? This might be unpopular but I'm gonna start a new counter : the SBB (Scorpia Boundary Break) specifically in terms of Catra and her bc it really does happen often and imo it gets swept under the rug a bit.

so SBB : 2

I love how Kyle is the only one who respects Catra’s position as Force Captain. Go Kyle tbh

I know this phrase becomes a repeated joke, but it really goes to show that Catra is always at a disadvantage. Shadow Weaver is setting her up for failure and waiting for her to mess up so she can punish her and confirm her bias (which is also projected self-hate.)

Which is to say it's impressive that Catra manages to become second in command DESPITE that. And it's through horrible means, but she was also using the only tools she was given (which weren't much).

Every woman in this freaking show has a crush on She-Ra and I so respect them for it, me too girlies.

Just an outright lie lmao. I sometimes wonder if Sea Hawk is just like... a pathological liar.

Thinks of Season 4

YEP!

sure u do Catra, go pester ur ex intimate-situationship

Scorpia basically attempts straight manslaughter without a second thought. If Sea Hawk hadn’t saved Bow, he would’ve been DISINTEGRATED 

Yum. Finally, some good fucking food (me at any catradora scene)

The way She-Ra is able to carry Catra on the sword effortlessly… lesbianism for real

Catra puts her hand on Adora’s forehead like she did when they were kids. She is pretending she isn’t taking this seriously bc she can't show Adora how much she actually cares about her coming back.

She misses Adora and wants to catch up with her and she also wants Adora to be proud of her, PLEASE.

When Adora doesn't really acknowledge her, her easy smirk falls away.

GIRLLLLLLL when Catra says “it seems like only yesterday (being force captain) was the thing you wanted most in the world. Hasn’t this gone on for long enough?” And Adora’s focus on the sea gate wavers bc it’s Catra she wanted in reality. 

"Cupping your enemy's face when you're fighting is a good strategy right? asking for a friend." - Catra, probably

Catra always takes Adora leaving the horde personally. She always turns to attack when Adora says she’s not going back, and she says “this is what you left ME for?” Her identity is so entrenched in her environment. Again, BPD behavior. Catra doesn't really have an identity without Adora, and now that Adora is gone, the only thing left for her to cling to is her environment. It's not safe, but it's familiar.

I also like how in this whole interaction, you can see how Catra is trying to imitate SW's tactics. She tries to appeal to Adora with their shared past and past goals, she insults her, and when that doesn't work, she attacks.

Literally not necessary to whisper in Adora's ear like this but pop off.

I also really like how Catra's nose is always shaded like this to imitate a cat nose seen from the side.

My soaked, sad blorbo, look at her little face in the first one, PLEASE. She is so upset Adora won't go with her.

I love the visual of Catra being dragged by Scorpia in the water but she can’t stop looking at Adora bc she can’t focus on new relationships while she’s mourning Adora’s loss.

[browneyedbimbo]

Captain price headcanons cuz i need some love

Contains : sfw first half , second half is all nsfw

Heyyy … i was totally not dead and depressed the past weeks 😍 anyways enjoy this while i write smut for price

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⇢ ˗ˏˋ welcome ࿐ྂ

'•.Sfw headcanons.•'

-no matter how long you two have been together , he is still mesmerised by you and how graceful you are (still wonders how he married someone as beautiful as you)

-despite his rough work , he is a very soft spoken and gentle lover will never yell at you or use his loud voice in any kind of way

-he knows his absence is bothering you so he tries his his best to spend any given moment with you

-his love language is physical touch and words of affirmation

-loves surprising you with small gifts when he comes back home (its mostly a magnet for the fridge or a small souvenir)

-plans the most romantic dates EVERRR will take you to the most expensive restaurant in the city just to see that gorgeous smile

-loves to make dumb little unfunny jokes just to see your reaction also loves to tease you (seeing you all blushy and “annoyed” gets him weak)

-encourages you to spend his money he doesn’t work that hard for nothing?

-if he is free from work , he will always cook you the most delicious food you ever tasted

-will blast old rock music no matter what he is doing (dedicated one specific song to you which he will always listen to)

-loves to unwind with you on the couch drinking his favourite whiskey smoking his cigar with his favourite doll by his side

-he is a big sucker for nicknames , his fav are darling,doll,sweetheart and love (wont ever use your real name unless its something important)

-loves seeing you in his shirts especially in the morning

-gets all touchy when you get dolled up

-as much as he loves spoiling you and taking you to expensive restaurants and places , he also loves the simple dates where the two of you curl up on the couch and watch a random movie

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⭒ Nsfw headcanon ⭒

-this man is the biggest munch known to mankind , will always eat you out no matter what

-Keeps his downstairs area clean and mostly shaved because hard work=sweat but doesn’t mind you having a bush in fact he prefers it even

-not a freak but is very open to try new things out

-loves cumming inside of you something about claiming your body gets him going (plus he really wants children with u)

-favourite position is missionary , doggy and cowgirl

-wearing skirts and dress around him is DANGEROUS will fuck you against the kitchen counter or a random wall cuz that man cant keep his hand away

-having many responsibilities and work to do he prefers having quickies in the morning to keep both of you satisfied for the day before fucking you properly in the evening

-loves taking his sweet sweet time when you guys aren’t in a rush..loves teasing you and fingering you till you squirm and cry

-as much as he loves fucking you and being inside that tight hole of yours, he loves fucking your mouth and seeing your eyes all glossy

-will talk you through it.

-makes the most animalistic sounds EVERRR always growling in your ear and telling you how good you feel

-loves it when you sit on his face

-big switch as much as he loves dominating you he loveeesss it when you take control and dominate him

-is into role playing to keep it fun and spicy

-he will always start off very gentle and soft until you tell him to go harder and rougher

-wont do anything without permission/consent even if you guys talked about it hundreds of times he will always make sure to ask if he can touch you/take something off and so on

-no matter how much you weight you will always get picked up and fucked like a sexdoll

-loves leaving small marks on you

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hope yall like it ^-^

[hotchology]

hi! need some hotch fic recs, would love to know if you have any writers you’d recommend :)

hi omg!!! i have my sideblog @hotchologydotlib (and backup sideblog from when that one was shadowbanned @hotchologydotfic) with their own hotch fic tags!! main here and back up here <3 i havent read much lately ive been in a weird mood (depression)

as for specific writers!!! (please tell me if you dont want to be tagged here and ill remove you!!) undercut bc its gonna get long im sorry!!!

phi @ssa-dado writes awesome stuff. im partial to fleabag!reader but genuinely everything shes written (symposium is also so freaking good) will hit the spot if ur anything like me i Promise

ali @softtdaisy also HELLOOO highly reccomend. youll be able to tell from my tags on my fic sideblogs that im not very good at all with saying how i feel about thigns beyond HELLOOO and YUMMM or OWOWOWOWOW but genuinely. yeah. here

ki @kiwriteswords i read before even (re)joining this site actually!! i have the Discord DM Proof because i was like omg ssaki... (lesserafim voice) WHERE THE HECK IS SAKI!! but no for real genuinely lovely stuff.

@winterscaptain is another one i read before rejoining as well. from this point on i migiht be sayng that a lot but. my phone was breaking my screen was disconnecting from the rest of the phone internally liike strobing in my face and i was pushing thru. it was a year ago now. but iw as GUSHINGGG in dms wth jojo. im goiing thru each message now i was genuinely having the time of my life reading ajf on ao3. im not caught up (still im sorry) but please READ!!

i feel like @luveline is a given but also very much tumblr user luveline. what can i say that hasnt already been said. just awesome stuff. partial to sick of maybe and if things go bad!! also unexpected daughter au but i dont think you were asking for things like that i just have issues that are scratched wonderfully by these ones.

lari @hotchfiles yet another ive read before joining and HELLOOO i rmr reading smells like roses and being like yes... YESS..... (im a fiend for angst) if ur in the headspace for it i highly recommend. i also love love LOVEDDD IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI. masterful.

mick @solardrop i rmr reading beanstalk b4 i joined and again being like OH MY GOD YUMM. all of her work please check her out!!

denise @aureatelys adore you and soft as the rain, pretty as a vine are so wonderful. realising now im very grateful to have so many talented and skilled mutuals. i love u guys. all fics! check out nodding emoji

@atlabeth dance until we're bones i think is permanantly burned into my brain. just awesome stuff i love pretty much everything sadie puts out please check it out! (i know u asked for hotch fic recs but the prodigal daughter is so good. please. Please.)

@whosscruffylooking the purest things geniunely has me hooked im having a very good time there.

@honeypiehotchner LOVEEE. been loving the gambit (ive fallen behind a bit due to the Weird Mood but ive been loving it nonetheless) and i LOVEEE autistic!reader so much. please check out. please.

these arent all mutuals but!! if i missed out one of my lovely mutuals know i didnt mean to im just scatterbrained and forget things. i <3 u fic writers

[fishnchip3011]

Okay I have to ask how Shane reacts when he realizes he's friends (or... maybe that he caught feelings for him? *eyes*) with Hunter because I've been laughing to myself about their golden retriever/black cat relationship all day. Love your work, I'm so thrilled I came across your blog!

i'm so glad u like my sillies this makes me so happy ACK!!!! (also heads up b4 u look at the rest of the post..... it's long as hell i'm sorry 😞 my yap switch flipped on...)

i think shane would realize he actually cares about hunter when something's off like. hunter hasn't come by the saloon in several days and shane KNOWS he disappears sometimes doing god knows what (shane thought bubble -> *hes probably off doing nerd shit as usual.........but given his tendency to throw himself into absolute danger with zero self preservation he could be dying in a ditch right now..... shit what do i do. wait why the hell do i care? ...but is anyone else going to check on him? ..... probably not. ugh. okay fine i'll go look for him. but if he's just holing himself up over some shell and worrying people for no reason i'm going to be so pissed off*) then he grumbles the entire way over to hunter's run-down cabin and tries really hard not to think about how he might actually Care about and Be Worried about hunter (feelings ugh amirite.... #emo)

shane makes it to hunter's cabin and sees that the lights r on. he knocks and hears nothing for like 5 seconds until hunter yells from inside that shane can let himself in. first thought: *he usually opens the door with an unnecessarily energetic greeting but he's not doing that now..... okay weird. maybe he just doesn't wanna get up from his desk or something. whatever.* he enters and sees hunter on the ground in the middle of wrapping a Massive Fucking Gash on his leg with gauze (he accidentally re-opened his wounds by exerting his body when its already injured u__u) and there's blood dripping everywhere and shane looks at him like this:

shane freaks out and yells at hunter when he tells him he went out to the skull cavern when he was already injured and that he wasn't coming to the saloon cuz he didn't wanna over-exert his leg but he just HAD to go after learning this specific fossil could be found in the skull cavern!!!!!

since this is the first real big offense shane helps hunter treat his reopened wounds and tells him not to do dumb shit like that again and to just "go fucking see harvey tomorrow jesus christ." hunter sees shane's hands shaking but he doesn't really get why so he keeps it to himself.

stuff like this happens again and i think at a certain point shane gets really angry at hunter bc of the constant lack of self-preservation and getting hurt. and he blows up on hunter like "do you not even think for a SECOND when you throw yourself into this–this shit how cruel it is to other people who worry about you? why the FUCK do you keep doing this???" and hunter gets defensive both cuz he feels attacked and also cuz he's angry shane called his interest 'shit' and he's like. "well you of all people shouldn't be saying that." and that strikes a nerve n shane is about to yell back but he stops balls his fists tight n walks out

this point of conflict btwn them is interesting cuz the reason why shane gets angry at hunter's lack of self-preservation that worries everyone around him isn't just that he's experienced grief with the death of loved ones before (jas's parents) + understands how traumatic it can be, but also cuz he's projecting the frustration he has towards himself onto hunter. he can see similar patterns of perpetuating self-harming habits in hunter like he does with himself

after big blowup fight i think they sit next to each other at the dock on the big pond together staring at the moon reflecting off the water in silence. then hunter breaks it by saying ".....i didn't have anyone.. um." (stares at the ripples forming in the lake) "...there was no one who ever said anything when i.. did things like this.. well, injure myself. i suppose." (shane turns to look at hunter who is Still looking at the water. he is looking at the water and not on shane On Purpose.) "i guessed it never was important enough to dignify with.. anything. so i've just carried on like this. i thought i was bothered by what you said because you were being hypocritical.... but i think i was jealous of you." and shane scoffs at that like "hah. what is there to even be jealous of." and hunter's like: "...........jas." which throws shane off. hes like, "..jas??" then hunter goes: "..and marnie. who worry for you." then shane goes silent at that for a bit.

i think this is where shane's image of hunter as this sort of shallow self-confident buccaneering guy starts to break down... that this guy who he envies for having a passion he's held onto his entire life also experiences some similar form of feeling like he has no self worth. and that hunter, unlike himself, doesn't feel like every time he harms himself he's letting people down because he doesn't believe there are people to let down in the first place. (required context: hunter was an orphan who cycled through many foster homes where he was mostly neglected, or his guardians didn't put much effort into developing a relationship with him b/c they either didn't have the bandwidth to or couldn't understand how to bond with a neurodivergent kid. he mostly put his all into studying his interests over everything else, and when pursuing higher education he largely kept to himself + his studies and only had perfunctory interactions/acquaintanceships/academic relationships with other people. he participated in research and maintained academic/work relationships with colleagues and came to pelican town to further his own personal research)

i don't have this dialogue/scene fully fleshed out or written cuz i am just writing this shit on the go LMAO but here is a TLDR except it's not really a TLDR cuz it's long as hell:

hunter's problem: believes there's no one to actually care about him/"let down" because he is inherently unlovable and thus is incapable of love because he was never able to reciprocate any kind of 'love' in the first place. so he fixated everything on his interest and disregarded 'himself'

shane's problem: doesn't believe he's important enough/has any inherent worth b/c he has no passion or potential (b/c 'its too late and i've squandered my time alive just to amount to nothing) or nothing he thinks he can 'contribute' to the world (WRONG!!!!! ITS LOVE!!!!!!!). feels extreme guilt that he is alive instead of jas's parents (who he believes had 'worth') and feels guilty over the fact that his only reason to keep living is jas. he thinks he's selfish for wanting to die when jas needs him and doesn't think jas deserves to have to deal with/be raised by someone like him

shane concludes that no matter what he does he's going to fail because he's worthless and has nothing to contribute to the world. and vice versa. it's a mutually reinforcing hole that he can't dig himself out of. and he beats himself up for not being 'strong enough to dig himself out' when depression and trauma as a result of grief of the death of loved ones and addictive habits as unhealthy coping mechanisms are things that some people just can't get out of on their own. and that sometimes help is necessary.

they will not talk about all of this in one conversation obviously because they are not efficient or good at talking about their feelings enough 😭 but hey they'll get there..... after Many Conversations over an Extended Period of Time. but when they get there:

shane @ hunter: "you have someone who cares about you and that's me. you are not incapable of love and human connection just because you have never been given the love that everyone deserves"

hunter @ shane: "you don't need to 'contribute' this arbitrary 'something' to the world to be 'worth' something, your inherent capacity for love itself is reason enough for your existence"

who knows.... maybe they'll even kiss.....! woah! after they take 989846463412347 years to hold hands. i actually think shane would be the bigger initiator of romantic gestures (at least @ first) because unlike him hunter has no frame of reference for any kind of love. Especially romance. well it's not like shane is much better tbh. they'll both get better at it!!!!!!!!!! hooray!!!!!!!!!!!

[spanishskulduggery]

Other Spanish (Spain) slang

I also forgot the post was also asking about Spain's slang, which is also region dependent in some cases but here are some ones that I know:

vale = okay / right [the verb valer normally means "to be worth"; in Spain though vale as an expression can mean "okay" as a response similar to está bien; Spain is very well-known for that particular phrase - most other places will say de acuerdo or está bien or OK and all those work too, but vale is very Spain and informal]

molar = to be cool [like mola muchísimo is like "it's super cool"]

la pasta = money [lit. "dough"; exactly like English; most countries have their own version of this slang - other countries might say la plata which is literally "silver", and others might say la lana "wool" literally... just that Spain says pasta]

el pavo = "a buck", a Euro [it used to specifically mean "a 5 Euro coin", but I've heard that el pavo is word for a single Euro similar to how the UK might say "quid"]

chaval(a) = bro/dude, kid [can be used as chavala for girls; it can be read as a bit younger but it's "dude" regardless...... it's just I don't know if I would call a little kid tío, I think I'd probably call him chaval but I'm not sure if that's me as an outsider speaking]

tío/a = dude [for everyone else tío/a is exclusively "uncle" and "aunt"; Spain can use it as both, though just like "dude" it would be informal to call someone tío or tía if they aren't actually related to you]

flipar = to be awesome [this is like "to flip out" but in a good way, like lose your mind it's so awesome - I've seen it intensified as flipar en colores which is literally "to flip out in colors", but it's like "so amazing you're seeing things" ...which is kind of like that scene in Wizard of Oz where everything comes into color? That's how I've associated it in my brain]

currar = to work (hard) [kind of like laburar in other places, it's slang for trabajar but it can also mean "to smack/strike", so I guess it's kind of like "to work yourself to the bone" in a way]

ser la leche = to be cool [most countries have many distinct translations of leche outside of "milk", usually it's a modifier of intensity so this is really good - but there are situations like mala leche in other countries where it's really bad... like mala leche is the worst possible vibes someone/something can have]

majo/a = cool, nice [it's hard to explain but it's like "they're good people", that sort of vibe]

pijo/a = posh, fancy

guay = cool [the default word is genial but ser guay "to be cool", estar guay "to look cool" etc]

guiri = stupid foreigner tourist [an insult; a guiri is usually said of UK or German tourists or people who come to Spain to party, make a mess, be rude, and who don't know Spanish... there's no real racial element to it; it's just a rude foreigner who's a tourist treating Spain as their party/vacation destination]

Recently I came across parar(le) los pies (a alguien) which is "to stop someone" like very fantasy "we've got to stop them in their tracks" - I don't know if it's a Spain thing or just one translation choice, but it means "to stop someone's feet"

I also don't know if this is Spain specific but mal rollo is like "bad vibes" or "a bad feeling". Normally el rollo can mean "a roll" or "reel" of something, but buen rollo is like "good vibes" or about someone means they're giving off good/friendly vibes, and mal rollo is "bad vibes" - dar mal rollo specifically is like "to have a bad feeling about something", like me da mal rollo "it creeps me out" or "it gives me a bad feeling"

And I'm not sure if this is Spain specifically but you sometimes see el friqui/freaky, los friquis for "freaks", like it comes from "freaky" - but if you play Batman in Spanish you hear this so often

Another word to be aware of is coger which in Spain means "to grab" - you have to be very careful because in some other Spanish speaking countries it means "to fuck"... so you can possibly get a weird look if you say cojo un taxi "I'm catching a taxi" in Spain... where it comes out like "I'm fucking a taxi" in other countries

Also I think this is more Spain than anywhere else, but there are certain regionalisms that Spain uses

el coche = car [the other words el carro and el auto are understood everywhere, just that el coche is more common in Spain; literally these words are el coche "coach" like a "stagecoach" from Hungarian; el carro meaning "cart" or "chariot", and then el auto is from "automobile"]

el móvil = cellphone, mobile [this one makes more sense in that the UK says "mobile" for cellphone; Latin America follows American English more with el celular "cellphone"]

echar de menos = to miss (someone/something) [exclusively Spain; most of Latin America uses extrañar - literally that's "to estrange" but in Spain extrañar is kind of like "to be strange to (someone)" or "to surprise", like no me extraña in Spanish can be "I'm not surprised".... both expressions use indirect objects]

camarero/a = waiter, waitress [this one is regional, and I think there's some nuance here and there - literally it meant "chamberlain" coming from la cámara which means "chamber" or an older word for "bedroom" in older historical Spanish, but the idea is that it's someone that takes care of you, as a royal chamberlain had access to the king/queen's bedchambers and would schedule meetings. The regional split comes by way of taverns where the "waiter" might also be the person taking your bags to your room like a "bellhop" or "steward", or the one cleaning your room like the old camarero... so in some places it can mean those things; and in Latin America you tend to see mesero/a for "waiter/waitress" as it means "table-person" like the one in charge of your table, while a camarero/a might be the "maid" cleaning your hotel room]

los vaqueros = jeans [every country has a version of slang for this; Spain uses los vaqueros which means "cowboy pants"]

I'm not sure if this is Spain specific but I've heard the word for "hangover" is la resaca [lit. "to take it out (again)"] - other countries have their own versions so I'm going to assume Spain says resaca

Also Spain (I think) still uses chulo/a as "cool" - I can't say it's exclusively Spain because some people say things like papichulo and it means something very different, but qué chulo tío or cómo mola chaval are both ways I'd expect a Spaniard to say "that's cool bro" or "that rules" or "that's awesome" etc.

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I'm sure other Spaniards can give you more examples of peninsular Spanish slang. Though I will warn you - like everywhere else, Spain has regionalisms within its borders. And some regions like Andalusia will have different words than say Catalonia or Aragon. That's true of any country, all places have regional accents, sometimes bigger cities have entire accents and specific word choices

But in general I would say European Spanish is more "united" in its language compared to Latin America as the other major region

[sauce-salad-bowl]

I have an idea for a oneshot :3

It's the first night on the surface for Sans and the reader drags him outside or over to a window or something while he keeps his eye sockets shut. Once they're at the specific spot, he opens his eyes and there he sees the night sky for the first time; this was the surprise the reader wanted him to see :3

yay hi thank you for this very cute ask, i hope this is close to what u were looking for!! i think it came out cutie :3

Ebott is a sleepy town, with very little foot traffic, and certainly not a lot going on. As a waitress, that’s a double-edged sword for you— yes, you could avoid too many customers, but that also meant you avoided too many tips.

So when a skeleton strolls into the diner during sunset, you blanche, completely caught off guard.

He strolls in with the jingle of the door, hands shoved deep in his pockets. His eye… lights? flick around the restaurant, seemingly just absorbing his surroundings. He’s short, a little chubby, and unlike anyone you’ve ever seen before.

Is there some sort of convention in town? That’s not really a skeleton, right? Your shoes click against the tile as you approach him, a little apprehensive.

“G-good evening, how can I help you tonight?” you ask, pot of coffee resting in your hands. He flinches a bit as you catch his attention— he must’ve been lost in thought.

“heya,” he replies, voice smooth and low. He has a large, lazy grin, and heavy eye bags under his sockets. “sorry, i know it’s late, but d’ya know where a guy like me can get a burger?”

It takes a second for the question to process. Eventually, you not quickly. “We’ve got a table with your name on it. Have a seat wherever you’d like.” The diner was empty anyways.

He slides into the closest booth, bones rattling as he goes. He’s so short, his feet just barely dust the floor when he sits. While you pour him a glass of water, he introduces himself.

“the name’s sans. sans the skeleton.” You glance back at him, watching his skeletal fingers tap against the table, and his wide, toothy grin grow as he watches you. There’s no way this is just a costume.

You tell him your name, which he tests out on his tongue, making your chest feel funny. “You’re, uhm,” you start, “not human, are you…?”

Sans chuckles, a deep noise that you sort of love. “are all humans as perceptive as you?” And even though it sounds sort of teasing, his tone and smile are light, like this was the most normal thing in the world.

“So where you coming from then, Mr. Skeleton?”

His sockets widen a bit, like he hadn’t expected you to ask

You listen to him explain how him, and his entire people, came from under Mount. Ebott, and have just been freed for the first time in hundreds of years. It’s their first night on the surface, and a few of them are around exploring town. Although, with a chuckle, he admits there isn’t too much to explore.

Monsters from the mountain… You’ve heard of people going missing before, practically falling off the face of the planet if they dared to climb Ebott, but Monsters from Underground? How long would it take the human government to notice? April’s they come swarming in, gathering up the people who were apparently walking around town?

You glance at your customer, Sans, who seems so tired. His shoulders sag and his eye bags have somehow gotten heavier. You could worry about the ramifications of this later, but right now, you’ve got a hungry customer in front of you.

“It sounds like you’ve had a hell of a day,” you say, making him chuckle again, “so why don’t I put in a burger in for you real quick?”

“that would be great, thanks.” You flash him a smile and speed your way to the kitchen, scrawling a note to your chef. Thankfully, there wasn’t a window leading to the front, so he couldn’t see who your guest was. Chef Johnny was a neurotic man, and would probably freak out at the sight of Sans in his dining room.

“One burger, Johnny!” You call and slap the note on the kitchen counter. Johnny grumbles something about how he should really close up earlier, but when you turn around again, you hear the sizzle of the patty on the stove.

Back to the front of the house, you clean the counters slowly, preparing to close up for the day. Sans would probably be the last customer, after all.

You try to ignore him, but you feel his eye lights trained heavily on you, watching you work intently. It makes your face feel a little hot. You’re grateful when the kitchen bell rings, signaling his food was already done. You rush back to grab it, and bring the still-steaming plate out to him.

“hey, thanks. this looks bun-in-a-billion.” He’s winking at you, and it takes you a second to finally snort at his very terrible pun. He’s an interesting guy.

“Funny,” you reply, fighting the smile threatening to spread across your face, “but I think I’ve heard that one before.”

Sans’ face brightens. “angus i gotta get more material, then,” he says, which finally makes you burst into laughter. His bones rattle as he chuckles, and suddenly, there’s a question hot on your mind.

“So this is really your first time on the surface?” you ask, glancing at the falling night outside. Sans nods yes, picking up a fry and tossing it into his mouth.

“sure is. we only got out, like, an hour ago? sorta hard to keep track of time, heh.”

Your heart thrums against your chest, your sudden idea too persistent to leave you. “Can I, uh, show you something, Sans?”

He blinks at you, like he has no idea what you could possibly be thinking about. Tentatively, he says “uh, yeah, sure. go for it.”

Sans stiffens when you grab his wrist and gently pull him out of the booth, and your mind can’t stop yelling at you, screaming at you to stop what you’re doing. He’s practically a stranger.

But you don’t stop. You place careful hands on his eye sockets, hovering them lightly over his face. “Don’t peak, okay?”

“roger,” he says, his smile incredibly nervous. Slowly, you lead him outside the diner. The sun has since made its descent, dotting the night sky in hundreds of stars, which you could still see even from town. The breeze nips at your skin, sending a shiver down your spine.

“Ready?”

“wait.” He holds completely still for a beat of silence, then his shoulders sag. “okay, now i’m ready.”

You roll your eyes at his antics, and finally uncover his face so he can see. It’s not the most impressive display, but the night is clear, and you can certainly make out a few constellations. You watch his jaw fall open, forming a small ‘o’. His eye lights grow and shrink.

“wow,” he finally says, voice breathless. “oh wow. i forgot about this part.”

“Pretty cool, right?” You shuffle beside him, a fond smile on your face. “No one should be on the surface this long without seeing the stars.”

He lets out an airy laugh. “that’s a good point.” Sans’ gaze is still trained straight about you, eyes darting across the sky. “it’s really beautiful, isn’t it?”

You don’t need to look up. “Yeah, it is.”

Finally, you start to hear the sounds of distant voices, hollering throughout the night. Sans’ shoulders sag, eye lights finally falling onto you. You feel a little frozen under his gaze. “hey, wanna meet some friends of mine?”

++++++++++

soooo what’d ya think? i didn’t proofread, so sorry for any typos, i rlly hope this turned out well!! ( ^ω^ )

[huellitaa]

2♡25: first quarter wrap-up! ୭🩰🐈‍⬛✧

this year, i've sectioned it out into quarters; the first, second, third, and fourth, for each three months. rather than going all in with the goals and ambitions for this year to just spread them out randomly through the year, or worse, be constantly forgetting to update them every month, something i am VERY guilty of, splitting it into manageable yet productive sections! i'd recommend this to anyone with consistency issues; it's never too late to start! ♡

.⁺ ♡ FIRST QUARTER: PROGRESS 💬🐈‍⬛🎀 ❜❜ ♡

👛𓂃 ࣪˖ inner

♡ definitely gotten braver over these past few months. i've been so much more bolder than i ever have been and i love it

♡ super bad depressive episode for majority of march (but i've handled it surprisingly well! ♡)

♡ <- went back to weekly therapy sessions

♡ worked on solidifying my self image and handling insecurities better

⊹˚. 💄beauty

♡ began exploring more types of makeup

♡ started using hair and body oil (100% noticed improvement! ♡)

♡ tried out a new haircut (jellyfish bangs! ♡)

♡ started dry brushing before showers

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ social

♡ somehow got the most beautiful girlfriend in the world??????????? what the freak???????????ily ♡ ♡ ♡

♡ got into sum serious drama with an ex-best friend! yikes!

though this was SO stressful, it was a learning curve and gave me some really helpful insight actually into how female friendships (and malicious liars) can work. i'm grateful for the memories and the experiences she taught me, but i NEVER wanna see this girl again 😭 i love my real friends who stick by me no matter what u guys are the real ones (you know who you are.)

♡ achieved my life goal of going to a tubatu concert!!!!!!!!!!! ♡ ♡ ♡

♡ made new friends!!!!!!!!! ♡

♡ balancing my social life and my mental health better than i ever have been

♡ went to an anime & gaming con ♡

it was so super fun!!! i've always been way too shy to go to one of these things but i am always gonna be a loser at heart, so i took the opportunity and it's one of my favourite things i've done this year! little me would be so happy ♡

♡ still rewiring my mindset towards social situations (any progress is progress! ♡)

♡ gotten less scared of wearing what i want and indulging in & finding my own style in public! (little me would be so proud ♡)

⊹˚. 🐈‍⬛ academic

♡ scored 46/75 on my phase 2 maths exam (61%)

i was actually aiming to get 60% on this test!!!! i got exactly 50% last time and i'm not the best at these exams, so i'm still super proud of myself and am aiming for somewhere near 70% for phase 3 ♡

♡ placed highest in my class (again!) for term 3 english assessment ♡

♡ scored 37/50 on biology exam

♡ scored 38/50 on chemistry exam

♡ scored 45/50 on physics exam ♡

♡ got some of the highest science grades in my class! ♡

for the 3 tests altogether, i got 120/150, which is 80% in total! i was so shocked when i calculated it all, considering on the phase 1 exams i got 78/150, so 52% in total. i wasn't expecting such a huge improvement, but i studied hard, and it paid off! (would you guys like to see a post on what i did??? ♡)

♡ got my first detention ????????? what the freak

🩰𓂃 ࣪˖ artistry

♡ worked on my first proper clothing project (going beautifully ♡)

♡ began learning coding! (going super well!!!! ♡)

♡ painted for the first time in a little while

♡ gotten super into drawing and reading again

♡ actually started learning to cook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♡ (iykyk.)

♡ working on magazine business card designs and fashion designs

.⁺ ♡ SECOND QUARTER: AMBITIONS 💬🐈‍⬛🎀 ❜❜ ♡

⊹˚. 💄inner

♡ set up some real routines

consistency and discipline is something i've always struggled with because i can never seem to find a healthy enough balance for either of them . i want to focus on this throughout all of the second quarter, but specifically lay out some routines in april.

♡ dig into more uncomfortable sides of my mental landscape

somethign that goes hand in hand with my consistency issues is that i always forget to make time for the less glamorous stuff. i wanted to focus a lot on looking into the more unpretty sides of my mental state and beginning to work on those, as they are something i often avoid.

👛𓂃 ࣪˖ beauty

♡ pilates.

with my theme of consistency for this quarter, i wanted to add in a part i have ALWAYS procrastinated. 2023 pilates summer was PEAK and we're gonna make 2025 spring-summer pilates even better ♡

⊹˚. 🐈‍⬛ social

my social life is honestly doing amazing at the moment, so i don't think i have anything to add right now ♡

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ academic

same as social; nothing to add here right now! ♡

⊹˚. 🩰 future

♡ financial management / money control!

aka i NEED to stop impulse buying the moment i have money😭😭😭

♡ look into work experience for the summer

i heard some of my friends are doing it this summer, and i didn't know i was able to do it, so i'm gonna look into it!!! third quarter here i come 😼😼😼

♡ continue learning coding & sewing

all my love! 🎀💬🐈‍⬛️🫶🏻🩷

[initforthethrill]

also just read freshman cate and Wow thank u for putting that thought into my head.

I have something to add to the pile. flipping the idea on its head a little.

imagine Cate exactly as she is but with user less willing to give her what she wants.

like they're basically the same, both being freshman virgins but on like opposite sides of the spectrum.

cate comes in exactly how you have described her and user comes in as like this studious type, really not there for the sex or parties.

cate sees her in class, or in the library and all that 'prep' and 'obsession' with user starts after the start of college. like cate does all that (practicing her moaning for user specifically etc) while having to like go to class and see her the next day.

and Cate has to put in a LOT LOT LOT more effort to actually get anywhere with her. play the long game Imao, maybe Cate gets her to go to a party once or twice, gets user into her dorm a few times and it's a fucking fail. maybe she gets like a kiss but then user freaks out. and when she Finally FINALLY gets to the sex Cate really has to encourage to get the roughness she wants since user is new to it too, and much more tentative and unsure than Cate would like.

but they get there.

and it does have that sweet thing of like cate was just looking for a one time thing to get rid of her v card but user is just so sweet and oops is Cate in love?

<3

...I have one more haha, sending that separately

ugh i love your thoughts so so much anon<3 this is so cute and fits cate really well honestly. here's your blurb and bot hehehe

freshman!cate who desperately wants you to be her first time

Cate didn’t come to college for the academics.

She said she did, obviously. Wrote some melodramatic little essay about “civic engagement and leadership in the era of social disillusionment,” name-dropped Gloria Steinem and Taylor Swift and called it a day. It worked—God bless private admissions counselors—but the truth was simpler than all that: Cate came to college to get drunk, get laid, and finally feel like a real person. Not someone’s daughter. Not a mistake locked behind a childhood bedroom door. Not a virgin at eighteen with a devastating smile and zero experience to back it up.

She had a plan.

Find someone cute. Harmless. Ideally someone older, with just enough experience to know what they’re doing and just enough detachment to not make it a thing. Just one night. A clean break.

And then you sat down two rows ahead of her in American Civ, and the whole plan went straight to hell.

Because you weren't harmless.

You were serious. Quiet. All lean muscle under beat-up flannels and thrifted t-shirts, the kind of girl who didn’t try to be hot, which made it worse. You took notes on paper, rolled your sleeves up to the elbow like some kind of academic lumberjack, and always sat alone. No laptop. No friends. Just a pen between your teeth and a gaze sharp enough to cut glass.

Cate saw you once in the library and spent the rest of the night with her legs crossed in bed, sweating through her pajama shorts, whispering your name into her pillow like a curse and a prayer.

It got worse after that.

She started showing up to class early just to watch you walk in. Practiced her moaning—not like generic porn star moaning, but the kind she thought you might like. Breathier. Needier. Soft and a little ruined, like she was being edged in a dark room with her wrists tied back.

She even tried to flirt once. Asked you for help with a reading she’d absolutely skimmed, leaned forward too much, smiled too sweet.

You looked at her like she was either annoying or on fire. Possibly both.

Still, Cate wasn’t deterred. If anything, it made her worse. She learned to play the long game. Invited you to a party and pretended she didn’t care when you said no. Invited you to another. Eventually got a yes—probably out of guilt—but you showed up in jeans and sneakers, stood stiff near the door like you were waiting for a fire drill, and left before Cate could even brush you arm.

You made it to Cate’s dorm once. That part felt like progress.

Cate had lit candles. Played music. Sat a little too close on the twin bed. She kissed you.

It was a good kiss. She knew it was. It had teeth, heat, the kind of chemistry she could bottle and sell.

But you pulled away so fast it was almost like Cate had burned you.

“Sorry,” you mumbled, already standing. “I can’t—I’m not…”

Not what? Gay? Interested? Human?

Cate didn’t ask. Just swallowed the rejection, curled back into herself, and told Marie later that she was over it.

(Lie.)

Because the thing was—you never looked at anyone else. Never flirted. Never dated. It wasn’t like Cate had competition. It was just…complicated. Like you'd built a wall around yourself so high that no one had ever bothered to climb it before.

Cate decided she would. Not because she was desperate (she was), and not because she needed it to mean something (she didn’t, not yet), but because she’d started this, and she didn’t like to lose.

It took three months.

Three months of strategic party invites. Of studying in the same places. Of “accidental” run-ins. Of keeping her touches casual—just a hand brushing your wrist, a shoulder bump in the dining hall, a thigh pressed close during a late-night study session that definitely wasn’t necessary.

You kissed her again in December, just before Christmas break.

It was slow, like you were figuring it out as you went. Like you hadn’t done this before and didn’t want to mess it up. Cate kissed you back with all the practiced hunger of someone who’d been waiting all semester to be ruined.

When they finally ended up in bed, you were…tentative.

Careful hands. Questioning eyes. One finger at a time like you were unlocking Cate instead of fucking her.

It wasn’t what Cate expected.

But something about the nerves—the reverence—broke her clean in half. It wasn’t just sex. It wasn’t just virginity. It was you shaking beneath her, asking if it was okay. If you were enough.

Cate cried a little. (She blamed the orgasm.)

Afterwards, you kissed her forehead. Held her through the comedown. Whispered a thank you like Cate had given you something holy.

And maybe she had. Maybe it wasn’t what she came here for, but it was something better. Something real.

So yeah, Cate Dunlap came to college to lose her virginity.

What she didn’t expect was to lose her heart in the process.

♡ | everything but easy

[oh-no-its-bird]

I cannot lie to u guys. A big motivator driving me to write the Shang Qinghua in Naruto fic (and specifically to finish it) is that I so desperately need to see one very specific scene of Houhua somehow getting zapped into canon

I genuinely don't remember if I've posted about this yet or only written it out in my notes app but like .

Houhua's gets into a fight and his mangekyou (relating to time shit and directly connected to the 'real' naruto universe via the system) kind of smashes into Obito's mangekyou (dimension travel shit) and also possibly even into Sasuke's own (idk whether he has the rinnegan or not in this au / at that point, but he's also there, and if he does have it, it'd also pitch in w time and dimension)

And basically, all three of them get tossed face first into canon naruto for a bit! I'm sure this can't possibly go wrong.

They get scattered across fire country ,,, They were originally fighting in some 3rd location and Houhua lands back inside of Konoha, and assumes (logically) he just got regular teleported and not hit with the fucking dimension travel beam.

So, yk, he goes 'oh FUCK I lost Sasuke' and goes straight for the Hokage tower to tell Tsunade what happened, bc

a) last uchiha(s),

and b) they were quite possibly specifically sent out on some mission together by her when it was crashed by Obito

Maybe they were going to try and hunt down Itachi ?? Sharingan vs sharingan,,,, idk but if they were then Itachi is also probably around here somewhere due to the dimension zap. No one ask me the specifics I have no idea yet, this would be so down the line in the story

But anyways. Just. Houhua bursting into the Hokage's office then immediately bursting into tears and wailing smthn ab having "lost Sasuke" to a very confused Tsunade and very alarmed team of ANBU agents

More realistically, he'd never be able to make it up into the Hokage's office, so like. Houhua being stopped (by people he knows !! that no longer seem to know him !!) at the doors as he is confused and angry bc WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS HE HAS TO REPORT IN LIKE YESTERDAY !!! THEY HAVE AN EMERGENCY ON THEIR HANDS !!!

Houhua accidentally manages to bullshit his way into the Hokage's office by just acting so confident (bc ofc he is! He fr thinks he's supposed to be allowed to be here!) and also jabbing his finger into an ANBU's face and calling them out by code name like he knows exactly who they are, going SPARROW U ARE NOT DOING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW !! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS SHIT !!!

Maybe he throws in Itachi's name somewhere in there if the mission he was sent on involved trying to hunt him down

Either way, the ANBU are successfully convinced (and confused) that this guy... must belong here? Is he some higher up? Was he undercover? They dont know but he sure does know them and is acting like everything is ok, so...?

I just need Houhua interacting with canon tbh, au x canon is my favorite thing ever, in the entire world. He deserves to get zapped into naruto canon w Sasuke for a while !!

Meanwhile, Obito is now in an alternate world close enough to the one he left that he doesn't really care (Houhua's existence has not impacted him much tbh) but like. No consequences. Obito doesn't have to worry ab his plans here bc this isn't his world so nothing really matters. But it's still similar enough that the people (read: Kakashi) he might interact with are basically the same to him

So anyways Obito goes to give Kakashi some special 1 on 1 harassment. Could literally go in any direction tbh

Obito probably appears in his room like a little freak and just starts fucking w Kakashi as Kakashi goes through the "who are you how did you get in here" routine (while slowly sliding into an "oh god its Obito" realization fueled panic attack the longer the conversation goes on)

In true Obito fashion, Obito mood swings like no one has ever mood swings before, alternating between making some serious threats to saying straight up creeper shit he'd probably never even voice aloud in his original world

But he can say them all here because there are no consequences, and he wont even have to look himself in the mirror later when he goes home and itll all be fine :DD

Kakashi is having a straight up bad time.

Meanwhile Itachi is just having. A time.

He probably goes back to the Akatsuki only to be faced to face with HIMSELF and immediately checks tf out of just. All of this. He is dissasociating.

The Itachi's haaateeee each other btw, pure self-loathing directed at eachother in such a passive aggressive way. It's very telling, actually.

It would be incredibly uncomfortable for anyone to watch but most of the Akatsuki (Deidara and Hidan especially) are watching with rapt attention while shoveling popcorn into their mouths. Deidara is especially delighted to see that even Itachi himself can't fucking stand another version of him

(As if Deidara could last 1 minutes alone in a room with another him without trying to blow each other up)

Eventually ofc they realize the root of the differences between their worlds (Houhua) tho I think the first real difference they'd note would actually be Jun's existence-- just because he's the easier topic between them, since he's occasionally partnered with (our) Itachi

Idk how they bring up Houhua but like, once he's prought up, (canon) Itachi would be like "Who?" in just the flattest voice as (our) Itachi has a little episode of 'oh. he doesnt exist here.'

Itachi having to describe Houhua to someone else,, but that someone else is himself so he finds himself being more honest than he might have otherwise been w literally anyone else,,, ough,,

(canon) Itachi has Izumi, and mmmayyybe they'll realize that they're just gender bent versions of each other (kind of, anyways) but I kind of doubt it. Either way, thatll be a fun conversation to have

Even more fun of a conversation is the inevitable Sasuke conversation, which I do not even know where to begin with

WHICH ALSO BRINGS US TO SASUKE. WHO IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. IDK WHAT HES DOING BUT MAN IS HE LOST.

Sasuke's part of this arc could go in a lot of directions depending on if he defected from the village or not (still undecided on that but for now lets say he isnt, since Tsunade sent him on that hypothetical mission w Houhua)

Just. A slightly healthier and more stable and sane Sasuke who was raised by Houhua after the massacre. Ok and now throw him at his canon counterpart. I think they would also dislike eachother

Canon Sasuke probably burns with envy at the knowledge that this Sasuke got to keep one of their clansmen, and that Houhua helps to shoulder the burden of revenge. But he also has scorn for the fact that Houhua has seemingly "held him back" from revenge or some shit. Not entirely to mask his jealously, tbh

Idk but like, Sasuke vs Sasuke. It's a mess.

Don't let Naruto meet the Sasuke who never left Konoha / possibly came back or he'll lose his mind ab it

Anyways yeah !!! Houhua au meets canon ,,, I need it so bad,,, fuck,,

[daughterofevil158]

Posting the "Damon has to suffer thru having multiple platonic & romantic soulmates" AU that i've been writing in my drafts for the past 2 weeks because unlearning shame is so cool and sexy of me (if any of these give u inspiration to make something, feel free to use)

mostly imagining it with my favorite Damon ships (platonic or romantic) + platonic Toshiko (get older brother'd, idiot). I'm mostly thinking of putting Damon thru the wringer when i pick the different soulmarks he gets (now he feels a need to become someone worthy of all these people he's connected to on top of all his canon issues)

◊ Ulysses has "what you write on your skin appears on your soulmate's." This, thusly, makes him the 1st and probably only one Damon is in contact with pre-EGA with after one too many times of finding "buy new journals" and other such reminders on his arm. They probably did exchange number at some point, but let's be real, Ulysses is more likely to remember to bring his pen than his phone on a daily basis anyway. Imagine Damon researching for a debate and briefly mentioning the topic to Ulysses, who immediately starts writing several historical that support Damon's topic. (Also, whenever Damon's about to eat/sleep, he writes a reminder for Ulysses to do the same.)

◊ Mark has "music your soulmate is listening to pops into your thoughts" (Damon is frantically searching up the song that's been playing in his head all week with no results. Then Mayhem drops their newest track and he does the Pointing Rick Dalton pose. Mark chooses to believe that the increase in his own songs playing in his head is just himself thinking about them because the alternative would kill him via embarrassment)

◊ Jett has "you feel phantom pain whenever your soulmate gets injured" (I'll be honest, i chose this specifically to be a dick to Damon. Imagine the audience watching one of Damon's debates, and they assume the shaking & stuttering is due to nerves until he collapses mid-sentence. This also leads to Jett feeling even worse about his accident :D) (On a lighter note, every time Damon gets that "seatbelt jerk" pain from sudden vehicle stops on Jett's end, he'll pinch the flesh between his thumb and pointer as revenge)

◊ If it's canon compliant, Eva gets "last words your soulmate will say to you." I initially thought of "soulmate can't lie to you" for the funny irony, but then my brain went "wait. Wolfgang." He has either that or "timer that marks your soulmate's death." In a No-KG version, Wolfie still has "can't lie" and Eva has the "first words" version instead.

◊ Toshiko (this is the only one that's 100% platonic) gets "matching tattoos." It's on the right wrist, a green snake in a heart shape, with a smaller pink snake within also making a heart ♡ (She insists that it's only fair if they get matching flamingo tattoos once she's of age. Damon Does Not Want To. He does anyway.) (Only semi-related, but imagine that Toshiko also has a dimple but on the opposite side of Damon's)

◊ I considered Diana having "greyscale vision until you first touch your soulmate" but i feel that would make her talent like 1,000x harder to do (i don't use makeup) so i dialed it back to "can't see your soulmate's eye color until you touch"

Kai, Cassidy, and Desmond are also Damon's soulmates, but I haven't come up with anything for them yet. In this AU, people normally get 2-3 soulmates, with higher numbers being increasingly unlikely (and making Damon with his 10 soulmarks a freak of nature, even if most of them end up being platonic).

(as an aside, damon's parents are so happy that their son will have so many people who will come to care for him)

April 10th Edit: Go here for Cassidy, Desmond, and Kai