#sonic goes to college

[sakurastarkey]

🧡 Sonic for hire Valentine’s week 💙

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Lore from the latest TailsTube:

New human character - female professor named Victoria, who goes by "Tori." She and Tails are mutual fans of each other

The professors at Spagonia University call Tails "Miles"

The Chao are the remnants of the Ancients, confirmed (I know this was canon before but it wasn't very clear before lol)

Orbot is petty

None of them have any access to the Starfall Islands database anymore 🥲

There was an entire civilization called the Gaians, which likely formed around the time Dark Gaia and Light Gaia first arose to battle each other. Unfortunately the cultures around where they used to live remember little about them

This clears up the lore confusion between Sonic Frontiers and Sonic Unleashed :)

Spagonia University needs better security LOL

Professor Victoria is seemingly studying Angel Island

[roseofhybrids]

say what you will about the human characters from the Sonic movies

but I will always enjoy the fact that not only did Tom and Maddie find a blue alien creature that can take down the local power grid just by running and decide, yeah this is our kid now

but when two more showed up, decided to keep those too

literally went from a vet and small town sheriff preparing to move to the city, to adopting three mutant animal children that occasionally work for and/or get into fights with the government

not only is it wholesome and cute, but also hilarious when you think about the details

like, how do you begin that conversation with your spouse? Because they had to have had a discussion about it at some point before inviting them to stay "Hey, so we already have one alien child. What if we up that to 3? I mean, might as well, right? Gotta keep the first one company, and they're kinda cute too. Insurance might go up though, one of them keeps punching holes in the walls-"

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Cream (About Rouge): "I think she likes you."

Knuckles: "Not for long."

[rapidhighway]

i have to steal my sister's ps5

[emryste]

31/12/2024 poor health affected me harder this year, but i look forward to continuing to push myself to improve artistically in 2025, and onwards

[apoemaday]

Running Orders

by Lena Khalaf Tuffaha

They call us now, before they drop the bombs. The phone rings and someone who knows my first name calls and says in perfect Arabic “This is David.” And in my stupor of sonic booms and glass-shattering symphonies still smashing around in my head I think, Do I know any Davids in Gaza? They call us now to say Run. You have 58 seconds from the end of this message. Your house is next. They think of it as some kind of war-time courtesy. It doesn’t matter that there is nowhere to run to. It means nothing that the borders are closed and your papers are worthless and mark you only for a life sentence in this prison by the sea and the alleyways are narrow and there are more human lives packed one against the other more than any other place on earth Just run. We aren’t trying to kill you. It doesn’t matter that you can’t call us back to tell us the people we claim to want aren’t in your house that there’s no one here except you and your children who were cheering for Argentina sharing the last loaf of bread for this week counting candles left in case the power goes out. It doesn’t matter that you have children. You live in the wrong place and now is your chance to run to nowhere. It doesn’t matter that 58 seconds isn’t long enough to find your wedding album or your son’s favorite blanket or your daughter’s almost completed college application or your shoes or to gather everyone in the house. It doesn’t matter what you had planned. It doesn’t matter who you are. Prove you’re human. Prove you stand on two legs. Run.

[venusvhs]

could you please write about like loser mizu x popular reader headcanons ( nsfw or sfw idm!! ) 🩷🩷

!! men & non-sapphics dni !!

college au, mentions of weed, loser!mizu, popular!reader, femme reader, sesbian lex but not a lot, mizu is SUCH A LOSER, art student mizu, reader’s major isn’t specified, fluff, slight mentions of reader’s friends disliking mizu, m!k!o sneak

aagagahhh finally an excuse to write loser mizu… i love you anon you have made my day 🐾 i need more bes moots, the fandom is dying! i’ll be writing as much mizu as possible from now on, i love her so bad <3 sorry it’s a little short, it was kinda rushed !!

the day mizu met you is one she thinks about often. the two of you met because you bumped into her at a party she didn’t even wanna be at and she’d accidentally spilt her drink all over you.

and you’ve both been head over heels since. for mizu, it was how effortlessly sunshiny you are. how your makeup is always flawless and you look gorgeous even without it, how you always look perfect in anything, how you laugh with your head thrown back and your cheeks pink, how you’re made of nothing but sugar and spice and everything nice.

for you, it was how mizu was so helplessly pathetic around you. stuttering and stumbling over her words like you’d hit her if she said the wrong thing, trying so hard to impress you with her knowledge of music and fish and, for whatever reason, the sonic games. and how adorable she is, naturally. the way her nose is always pink, same as the tips of her ears. her eyebrows, how they tell you more about how she feels than she does. her lanky, boy-ish frame. it all spoke to you in a way the boys on campus never had. and you loved her for it.

when the two of you got together mizu thought she’d die. the day you told your friends they laughed, scoffed in your face— and then immediately shut up when you told them it wasn’t a joke. and since then you’ve been dragging her to social gatherings and parties since.

she doesn’t complain when you take her for coffee or brunch with your friends, because it makes you so happy. she doesn’t complain when you force her to take the bus with you to campus, or when you take her to the thrift stores or the market, or when you take her anywhere. it’s good for her, you say, she never left the house before meeting you. and you’re right, and it does make her feel good, so she goes.

she’s so clingy. always has a hand on your waist, or her fingers intertwined with yours, or her head on your shoulder. when you’re in bed, she will fully lay on top of you, head buried in your chest. because you never complain, and the last time she was with somebody he wouldn’t even let her hold his hand in public. bad times indeed.

she makes you her muse. as an art student she’s drawing constantly, and she thinks you are the epitome of artistic potential. she doesn’t necessarily make you pose, because she prefers to draw you as you are. bent over your work, writing or reading and sipping a coffee like it’s holy water. or in front of your vanity, tongue poked out as you do your makeup. you’re effortlessly gorgeous to her and she can’t help but want to put it onto paper.

she cried the first time you had sex. cried. sat there with tears running down her face because she’s never been treated so nicely. you’d asked her if things were okay, you’d taken the time to make sure she was satisfied after you were, and you’d brought her orange slices afterwards.

after that first time, you realise that your girlfriend is a freak. her sex drive is low but that doesn’t mean she’s any less eager.

her favourite thing to do is scissoring. because you both get off from it, and most of the time it means you cum at the same time. which is mizu’s favourite thing in the world.

she prefers to be the one to give, always shying away from receiving or letting herself be taken care of. it’s an instinct, and she’s very slowly learning to recondition herself.

she also realised that you’re actually so much cooler than your friends. while yes, you’re popular and well known and even more well loved, you have personality. you listen to cool music and watch cool shows and play cool games. she learns that you’re also chill with weed which benefits her greatly as a stoner.

mizu when high is like a cat on catnip. she’s either really hyper and much too aware, or she just lazes around like a potato. either way, you’re always in her arms, and her lips are always somewhere on your body.

she’s always saying some poetic shit to you. tells you she loves you constantly and writes texts like she’s the second coming of elizabeth barrett browning writing sonnet 43.

stops smoking after getting with you and you complain about the smell on your clothes coming through your perfume.

buys you little trinkets and brings you things she finds, like a cat. pebbles, sonny angels, calico critters, little flowers, rings, etc etc.

loser!mizu is so dangerously in love with you and she is NOT scared to admit it <3

[sakurastarkey]

For Hire’s 🤟🏻

[peachi-blossom]

Characters that would punish/kill Offenderman

As a proud loather of Sexual Offenderman, I made this post of characters punishing/killing him because nobody has written scenarios of characters punishing/killing him when he was popular in the 2010s so I'm going to change that today. Also, I loathe him for being coddled by Arcanineryu and the grown adult fans (even though most of the fans are minors). I don't care if he's immortal, I just want this piece of trash dead. Not just me, but people on Tumblr want him dead too. Plus, I'm going to take away his immortality just to make him killable because he was left off the hook for FAR TOO LONG.

NOTE: For those who've never heard of Sexual Offenderman, this is the post that started it all...

Judging by her old gallery, she doesn't take sexual assault and rape seriously during her college years and treats him as a joke character.

Anyway, onto the scenarios!

Queen Sectonia

Scenario 1: Offenderman gets blasted off by Queen Sectonia. But the queen is not done yet! She teleports him back to her castle and cuts him into pieces with her dual rapiers. After that, she orders her servants and Taranza to dispose of this filthy man's remains out of her castle.

Sayaka Miki

Scenario 2: Offenderman gets stabbed in his filthy heart and head by Sayaka's cutlasses and dies. She will never let him lay a hand on her childhood best friends, Madoka and Hitomi. Not even her senpai, Mami Tomoe. Not even her childhood friend and former love interest, Kyosuke Kamijo.

Sayaka Miki if she's on the brink of despair

Alternate scenario 2: Offenderman gets his tentacles cut off, his body is bludgeoned multiple times, and his head is beheaded by Sayaka.

Mami Tomoe

Scenario 3: Offenderman gets tied up by Mami's ribbons and she finishes him off with Tiro Finale. She will not let him go near Madoka and Sayaka.

Holy Mami

Alternate scenario 3: Offenderman gets shot multiple times by Holy Mami's muskets and dies by her giant musket.

Clorinde

Scenario 4: Offenderman is taken into the Opera Epiclese and is pronounced guilty by Iudex Neuvillette. But the no-faced man requested a duel with the Champion Duelist, Clorinde as a way to escape the consequences and continue to commit atrocious crimes to the Fontainian people. Clorinde accepted the no-faced man's request to duel her. The duel commences and the two begin fighting each other. After a long fight, Clorinde shoots Offenderman in the head and pierces his filthy heart and he dies.

Doey the Doughman

Scenario 5: Offenderman gets smashed into the walls and floor and then gets eaten by Doey. But poor Doey spits him out because the rapist tasted like trash so the doughman dumps him into the bottomless pit. Doey the Doughman will always protect his friends from that creep.

Amy Rose

Scenario 6: Offenderman gets hammered by Amy's Piko Piko Hammer multiple times and she sends him flying in the air and then goes into the ocean and drowns. Amy will always protect Sonic and her friends if that creep comes around.

Caine

Scenario 7: If Offenderman was a player or an NPC, then he gets exploded into confetti by Caine.

Kinger

Scenario 8: If Offenderman was an NPC, he would die by getting shot in the head by Kinger's shotgun. If Kinger and Queenie didn't wear the VR headset, they will protect each other from that sex offender.

The Smiling Dead

Scenario 9: Offenderman gets headshotted by Mud, run over by Ken, stabbed by Melancholy, and then gets punched by Breadhead. After that, they cement the rapist.

I still don't understand why there are still grown adult fans thirsting and defending Offenderman today. Everyone needs to realize that he is nothing but a

PIECE OF TRASH.

[relatableblorbopoll]

Round 1 of preliminaries, group 11

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket

Propaganda under the cut

Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

"Spoilers! She's a college dropout in her early twenties, who suffers from untreated mental illness and dissociation and had a complete breakdown at college, causing her to come home. Now she's living with her parents again, but life in her dingy little hometown went on without her. Her friends are adults now - in a relationship and planning on moving to the big city, or having to waste away in a dead end job instead of following their dreams. Mae is the only one without a new adult role in life. She's not great with people either - she's blunt and often doesn't think things through, and in many ways just doesn't get the world of adults. She's also prone to petty crimes and general anarchy. She's kind of lost and purposeless, and trying to find meaning in life by desperately clinging to the past. Her decision to drop out of college probably saved her life, but it's also put her family in a tough financial situation and is viewed by most people as her just thoughtlessly doing whatever she wants. She's also kind of shamed a lot about not having a job or other productive role in life, despite the fact that her untreated mental issues are actually disabling for her. She also plays the bass real bad. Anyway, i love Mae a lot. Playing this game as a college dropout in my early twenties, sitting in my childhood bedroom in my mom's attic, back in my dingy little hometown, desperately missing my old friends who have all moved on to better, resposible things in life... yeah, it felt like the game was pointing dead at me. Given tumblr's general demographic, i figure i must not be completely alone in this"

Shigeo Kageyama / Mob (Mob Psycho 100)

"autistic. likes milk. if we reach a certain level of emotion we turn into a psychic bomb. cool brothers :)"

Barry the Quokka (The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog)

"Their only skill is working the microwave, they're non-binary, when seeing a trash bin their first instinct is to look through it, they're always the most normal person in the room, they can beatbox, and they were only hired due to being the only one who applied."

Kaveh (Genshin Impact)

"In a fantasy world, be a guy with a regular profession losing his goddamn mind. Poor guy has a guilt complex, (so true) and a lot of deep embarrassment regarding his life.(ehe) He just wants to do what he's passionate about but capitalism is evil and also he keeps getting scammed. Claims to not want anyone to know Things, goes into depth about these Things anyway. Is probably most definitely gay. Can be found face down on a table lamenting his fate. Terrible sleep schedule. (HA) He is such a guy. Wants to believe the world is a good place and people are inherently good. And wants to help people and do good himself. It's just hard. [And he has a roommate. Oh my god he has a roommate]"

"He was, and still is, regarded a genius. He aced his Akademiya days, he has the admiration and appreciation of so many people because he is oh-so remarkable. But what for, when reality is that he sits at home depressed and with guilt consuming him, faking the image people have of him, not only broke as fuck but actually in debt, drowning his sorrows in wine."

Yusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5)

"highschooler who wants to spend the rest of his life doing what he loves. is obsessed with art and beauty and it's on his mind 24/7 received help from his now friendgroup to break from his abusive foster father who he still have complicated feelings with had to move into school dorms and am struggling to live independantly since he'd rather spend money and time on his art but he's still surviving and enjoying the good times id say also ends up saying whatever is on his mind and is pretty eccentric. very passionate about what he loves. doesn't want to do anything else."

Nanami Kento (Jujutsu Kaisen)

"Ex-salaryman, now jujutsu sorcerer. During one life-and-death fight, kept talking about how it was almost six pm with is when he is getting off work at 6pm no matter what because he hates overtime. While his opponent repeatedly almost kills him. Normalest adult in this shonen anime. Teen MC: "Let's go all out!" Nanami: "No. Where moderate effort will suffice, use moderate effort." Some of his quotes from the anime: "I studied at Jujutsu Tech and one thing I learned is that Jujutsu Sorcerers are shit! Then I worked at your typical company and one thing I learned is that work is shit! If both are equally shit I'll take the one I'm more suited to." "You've faced several life-or-death situations, but that does not make you an adult. Finding more fallen-out hairs on your pillow, watching your favourite stuffed bread disappear from the convenience store... The accunulation of these little despairs is what makes a person an adult." "I don't praise or disparage anyone. I adhere to facts and judge on that basis. That's who I am. There was a time when I mistakenly believed society operated the same way." "

[insert-skill-here]

Omg skill does fanart? 😳😳😳😳 who knew? This art is based off fic: Operation: Maid Dress by nykvos or @tsukiyamers!!! It was wonderful and gave me a bit of an AUworm i wanted to get out 😫😫😫 ((The fic was not linked as it is a work with explicit sexual content.)) Anyways lighthearted AU----->

-> Tower makes a deal to keep the cafe open as long as a gun operative works there (more info in pic paragraph). ->Shadow is this operative (Tower thought it was hilarious) ->Shadow only agrees due to the fact he doesn't have to do paperwork and it counts as gun hours AND paid by the cafe. ->Both Rouge and Omega tried several times to become maids due to this deal. ->Nobody at the cafe knows Shadow is Shadow. He goes by Ruby. The headcanon is that Shadow is a black hedgehog who looks a lot like the celebrity so he leans into that for tips. Rouge thinks its the funniest fucking thing. ->The maid cafe is called Jewel Maid Cafe or something. All the girls have gemstone names. Right now the lineup is Peridot, Pearl, Opal, Diamond, Amethyst, and Ruby. ->Rouge was not hired because of Diamond (too alike). -> Point of this au is Shadow is forcibly adopted by wait staff, because they were the only ones "alive" after the cafe got raided. They get a lot closer, and Shadow is dragged along to hangout events until hes actually (shocking) friends with them. ->Despite Sonic and Shadow being together, Shadow did not tell Sonic about his continued employment at the maid cafe. It eventually comes out when the cafe is held up in a robbery. -> Shadow's identity comes out due to robbery. Peridot and Diamond reacted like "fair enough" everyone else was shocked. Personality wise, uhh Diamond -> Lemur, is fine with others knowing her name (yeah i totally know it haha totally). Hates working at the cafe (has worked there the longest). Gives "I'm too old for this" and yet shows up to some social events anyway. Slightly insecure because she's the oldest. The first to celebrate when the cafe burns down but also the first to throw down for her staffmates. Peridot -> Human, Names Harper. Graduated highschool and hightailed it to Mobius to get away from her parents. In college for Law, works full time to afford rent. Amethyst -> Dog, Nickname is Amy, Actual name unknown. Very chaotic/hyper, but doesn't invite others to her house. Cards close to chest. Opal -> Raccoon, Peridot's Roommate. Name is Comet. Also in college. Probably getting a degree in Psychology or Teaching. Pearl -> Rat, Actual Name Unknown- Working to help support her family. Doesn't tell them where she actually works.

Most of this was thought up on the spot, mostly just want Shadow + Wait staff shenanigans LOL Anyway, extra kudos tsuki, loved ur work ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[vm-haunts]

Crossover Headcanons: Worldbuilding Edition

A collection of DPxDC headcanons from myself and various posts, in no particular order.

Green stuff

Dionesium is, or is one of the main decay byproduct of, ectoplasm. It is the defining element in Lazarus water.

Lazarus water is a naturally occurring compound that amplifies certain effects of ectoplasm. Concentration of ectoplasm in the waters is surprisingly low despite the appearance.

College trio as the Doctor Three. Who lead the study on dionesium in Gotham University at some point.

Talons created by the Court of Owls are a special type of liminals, and communicates within themselves via a dialect of ghost speak.

Realms stuff

Infinite realms, or pockets within it, had been observed and accessed before, by different civilizations under numerous different names.

The Kryptonians used the realms as a means of banishment, which they called the phantom zone.

GIW stuff

GIW is operating under All Purpose Enforcement Squad (APES), headquarters in mount Rushmore.

Anti-ecto Acts is a set of old laws dating back to civil war era, only brought back into practice in recent years.

Liminals have significantly higher chance of activating metagene. May or may not be causing the metagene mutation in the first place.

Anti-ecto Acts might be intentionally exploited as a backdoor to meta protection acts.

Ring stuff

Pariah Dark's ring of rage turned into the phantom ring after Danny officially claimed it. It enhances all emotions of the owner equally.

Danny lost his ring at some point and it became known to the lanterns as the phantom ring.

In the hands of realm ghosts the phantom ring glows green regardless of the emotion it is enhancing, as ghosts are beings of pure will. Otherwise it is black with a faint white glow. (Can't believe this one matches up, I love lore stitching)

Balance stuff

Danny bears both Life Force and Death Force in equal amounts. His only way to accessing them is channelling a mixture of the two to power his ghost wail.

Ghost Wail infused with both acts like a simple sonic attack. But if powdered only by death force it's functionally the same thing as Void Wind, which 'negates the power and immortality of the gods. Enabling it to shut down any form of arcana used against it'.

Dark Danny only process death force as he no longer have a human side for balance. His death infused wail could be how he destroyed the world without much interference from magic users.

Danny's Wail can be infused with only life force instead, which would eviscerate ghosts. Possibly only possible when he is in human form.

Glitchy stuff (not really DC related)

Dark Danny's attack on Clockwork's tower created some pretty severe glitchs in time (ha) across all of the living realms.

As the clocktower take damage some universes collapsed together, and some timelines became contradictory and paradoxical (typical comic reboot am I right?😅)

After Dan finally calmed down he becomes the ultimate errand boy for clockwork. Showing up an fixing things he broke under the guidance of the ghost of Time.

Stranger stuff

Dan got sentenced to Life (literal) in an alternate ending of glitch in time, which capped his destruction and eventually calmed him off.

Reformed Dan is doing social services as penance, in the DC multiverse he goes by the alias of Phantom Stranger.

[sheepslaps]

in you Sonic gijinka au you said Wave is at university, Jet and Storm are unemployed and Eggman is a landlord. But how about the others? Do they have jobs or study or something?

ooh lemme write all this out

in college/university:

live on campus; wave, blaze

live off campus; silver, amy, sonic, espio, rouge

working:

retail/service; shadow, sonic, espio

labor; knuckles, vector

unemployed but they have side hustles; rouge, jet, storm

EX headcanons while im thinking about it;

rogue is in cosmetology school, her side thing is just being a local hairstylist - she makes good money

knuckles is a mover, vector works in an auto shop

jet and storm both do several different side hustles, it's never one thing with them

sonic got into college on a sports scholarship, and shadow got him a job at the corner store he works at

sonic skips school a lot and only works part time

silver hangs out in blaze's dorm a lot bc she doesn't have a roommate

espio spends all his money on collectibles and japanese imports (games, anime vhs's, etc)

rouge lives with omega on a different street from everyone else (i'll finish this art eventually)

espio goes to a different college than everyone else

infinite goes to the same college as sonic, sonic thinks he's weird bc of his mask

infinite always side eyes him whenever they cross paths bc he knows sonic lives with shadow

nobody knows where these three live at all, all but fang are in college

bark is the only one of them with a job, he works at the same moving company as knuckles and the two silently beef with each other on the clock

fang gets his money from swindling them from kids and gullible rich people in the neighborhood ("let me borrow a dollar, i'll give it back")

all three play basketball in the neighborhood court all the time

[glitteredbubbles]

Thank you for the tag @good--merits-accumulated !! Very fun questions :)

1. If you had to pick between only watching movies or tv shows the rest of your life, which would you pick? Why?

Movies easily!! I’m a cinephile and most of the TV shows I’m interested in watching anyway are miniseries which are more like really long movies haha

2. If you were a chip flavor, what flavor would you be?

Hmm idk something with red40

3. What’s the best way (in your opinion) to eat a sloppy Joe?

It’s in the name; get sloppy!!!!!

4. In what physical place do you feel the most at peace?

My bed! Specifically my one at college because I have like two mattress toppers to make up for the shitty mattress and I surround every possible surface with stuffed animals!!

5. You or someone you know is now a proud owner of an orange cat. If said cat was a boy what would you name it? What about a girl?

If girl, Marmalade. If boy, Marmite. If nonbinary, Malarky. (this goes for any pet tbh)

6. What is your drink of choice after a big meal?

Depends on the time of day! If it’s not super late, an iced lavender oatmilk latte is my drink of choice. If it’s late, a strawberry limeade from Sonic with coconut and cream added :)

7. Would you eradicate the penny? Why?

Hmm I don’t have a super strong opinion on this, but I feel like the push to eradicate physical currency is very anti-homeless. Card only establishments, watch your fucking backs.

8. What is your favorite wacky color combo?

I was going to say purple and green but then I remembered the Joker…

9. What is your “guilty pleasure” feel good song?

Lmao it’s “Rock ‘n’ Roll (Will Take You to the Mountain)” by Skrillex. Something about it heals the inner child inside of me.

10. When you play tic tac toe, which spot do you pick first?

Bottom right!

No pressure tags: @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @schofielded @lc-27 @axe-76 @poetrusic1959 @movielp-pany @yourfavvgal @yawping-poets-society @queenbee2o3 + anyone who wants to join!!

[mikadot-art]

Bro I feel so high on life right now.

It's amazing, I've never felt more inspired to create, to connect.

My obsession with sonic returns after years of dormancy, and the fandom is doing better than ever, the games better than ever, sonic on the biggest high he's been on in decades. I have the ability to fuel my obsession, I have spent an ungodly amount of money on sonic merch.

I just finished my second quarter of college with flying colors, I've made some friends for the first time in years, I've gone from no followers to nearly 300 and now I have a non stop stream of praise and enthusiasm.

All in the same week

I never thought in a million years I'd ever have this kind of response about something I made, thank you, all of you 💚💚💚💚

✨I'm excited to see where this goes✨