#source: God of War

[inimitableseal5095]

Janus: This man is as sober as the day he was born.

Logan: You're drinking now.

Janus: It's goats milk

Logan: It's red.

Janus: It was an ugly goat

[resident-wof-expert]

Scarlet, on the ground: I was trying to turn you into a great warrior! A ruthless queen like myself!

Tourmaline, standing over her: You succeeded.

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[incorrect-star-allies]

Marx: How dare you make me the voice of reason.

[qrow-branwen-rp]

The Chief of the Tribe: There's nowhere you can hide, Qrow. Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not: A Friend, A Mentor,...A Father-figure. But there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: You cannot change. You will always be a monster.

Qrow: I know.....But I am your monster no longer.

[waterfire1848]

Ozai: There's nowhere you can hide, Ronin. Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want. It will change nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not: A good sister to Zuko, a sister-in-law to Katara and Sokka, a reconciled friend to Mai and Ty Lee, a new member of team avatar, the wife of avatar Aang and mother of his children, and even a Pheonix Queen. But there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: You cannot change. You always have and will always be...a monster.

Azula: I know. But I am your monster no longer.

Ohhhhh.

I like this. Azula accepting that she has power and that's going to make people afraid of her/get her called a monster by some but she has a choice as to how she uses her power now. She's no longer Ozai's loyal follower but her own person.

[alan8tor]

Partitio: The man before you is a sober as the day he was born

Osvald: You are still drinking

Partitio: This is Goats milk

Osvald: It is brown

Partitio: It was an ugly goat

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[lacebird]

oh this... now this is h o t

[sturionic]

HALT! Americans seeking to confidently and wrongly explain other countries' politics, and Canadians who failed 6th grade social studies:

Since I've just seen this for like the 20th time today, let's go over real quick some hot topics about the Canadian political system.

Did Prime Minister Trudeau "use the tariffs" as a power-grab to hold onto his seat? No, he did not. PM Trudeau resigned his seat and then agreed to stay on until the Liberal Party of Canada chose a new leader. He abided by the timeline he set, and did not stay a second longer than would have been expected of him under due Canadian process. He is now fini.

Did the New Democratic Party and the Conservative Party initiate a government shutdown? No. The Governor General initiated Parliament being prorogued (which they usually do under the advice of the sitting PM) - which is not remotely the same thing as a USA government shutdown. "Proroguing" parliament is basically hitting a big ol' pause/reset button on any legislative and funding decisions in progress. Everything else in the government continues on as normal. Whether a given Canadian agrees with the current rationale or not, the fact is that Canadian governments do this all the time. The NDP and Conservatives pledged to a future no-confidence vote, which does unseat the current PM - but this is still not the same thing as a government shutdown, and now the situation may change as the PM went ahead and beat them to it by resigning on his own.

Mark Carney is, as of Sunday, Canada's new PM-Designate. Was he (GASP) unelected?! Is this undemocratic?! This one's for the gajillion Americans I've seen spouting this garbage all over social media. Jesus christ no this is not how Canadian democracy works. If you see other Americans saying this, smack them upside the head for me, please and thank-you. Canadians do not elect the individual Prime Minister. In a federal election, you rock up to the booth and are given a ballot listing the MPs (Members of Parliament) for your riding (electoral district) - the idea being that you're voting for a local person who will then go forth and represent your riding's interests in Parliament. Your vote for an MP is also a vote for the political party they are attached to, unless they are an independent. The Prime Minister is elected by the party. Justin Trudeau stepped down as PM, so it is the responsibility of the LPC to elect his successor, and they chose Mark Carney, who won against several other LPC candidates running. No doubt Carney will trigger a general election soon, and the Canadian populace will have the chance to decide whether they like the LPC with Carney at the head any better than they liked the LPC with Trudeau at the head. 4. Are you saying all of this because you're a Liberal Party apologist/Trudeau defender/Carney fan?! No. The Liberal Party of Canada are a bunch of fucking ghouls and it shrivels my very soul that the federal NDP have fucked up every hand they've been dealt since 2015; so our viable choices are "party of fucking ghouls who have been sitting around in a dark room jerking each other's withered tallywhackers for the past century" or "Party who are very open about the fact that they are going to turn around, drop their pants, and sell the whole country to the USA for 50¢ the literal second they're elected." You can hate Canadian politicians or Canada as a country all you like. That said, holy shit, can we not confidently mislabel other countries' politics as 'undemocratic.' It is really, really, CRUCIALLY, FUCKING VITALLY important right now not to accidentally fall ass-first into the American government's strategy of "trying to make Canada look like an undemocratic backwater in need of 'saving'" because that is how the American government sets the stage for invasions of other countries. Please. Do better.

[incorrecthanleia]

han: you’re the only dude i know who enjoys milk as a refreshment

luke: man, so what?

han: you’re an interesting critter bro

[drgnbnd]

how the fiery brightness of the scorching sun suffers eclipse,

how the heavenly bodies depart at certain times.

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[sarafangirlart]

[twolovelyberries]

never beating the platonic codependency allegations

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

Gareth: texting Going out with some friends, be back late!

Kayden: Who? Where? Why wasn’t I invited?

Gareth: Kayden, I do have a life outside of you.

Kayden: …But why?

[lighthousepigeons]

Ava: Merry Christmas, here's your gift.

Eli: Thank you, love.

Eli: *opens the gift*

Eli:

Eli: Ava, this is framed picture of you.

Ava, winking: That's right, only the best for you Mr King.

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Eli: *puts it on his office desk and gets distracted from work because he stares at it too much*

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[bmpmp3]

not used to this kind of mascot

[lunasdestiny]

Bumblebee: "Hey, Optimus. If I met someone I liked, how would I know if they, uh, liked me, too?" Optimus: "Is there someone?" Bumblebee: "I--no. I was just curious. Actually, doesn't matter. It's--doesn't matter..."