#source: black widow

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Harry: [dodging the Hungarian Horntail] This would be a cool way to die... Harry: [in the Little Hangleton graveyard] ...This is a much less cool way to die.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Meg: you have the patience of a small child

Apollo: please, i have the patience of at least a normal-sized child

[rwbybutincorrect]

Yang: You okay?

Weiss: Yeah, great plan! I loved the part where I almost bled to death.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: This potion immunizes the brain's neuropathways from external manipulation.

Shadowheart: In Common, please?

Gale, in Elven: It's an antidote to mind control.

Shadowheart, also in Elven: Real mature.

[the-weirdos-mind]

Poser

Emma: So Jim, I have something to ask you

Jim: What?

Emma: When you’re on the shrouds, why do you look off in the distance all brooding and dramatic? *gets on the shrouds like Jim does and looks at the distance* And you’re hand is clenched like your holding the map, like a spacer pose. *laughs* It’s a spacer pose, you’re a poser.

Jim: I’m not a poser.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

The truth rarely makes sense when you omit key details.

Rampart

[incorrectrotgquotes]

It's my network of Nightmares that help me control the scales of power.

Pitch

[starlightshadowsworld]

Juno: Jason, it doesn't matter. Who cares, it's not like those memories were ever real.

Jason: Don't say that! Please don't say that. It was real. It was real to me! You are my real mother!

Juno: looks down Jason... I...

Jason: You were my real mother! The closest thing I ever had to one!

Juno: whispers I'm sorry.

Jason: So what! So what, the best part of my life was fake?! And NONE of you told me?!

[team-iceflower]

Yang: ...I guess I like your vest.

Ruby: I knew it! I knew you liked it, it's so cool right?

Yang: *hiding a grin* ...right.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sheridan: Okay, you got a plan, or shall I just stay duck-and-cover?

Garibaldi: Yeah, my plan was to drive us away.

Sheridan: That’s a shit plan.

[incorrectpepperann]

Pepper Ann: This was fun!

Nicky: NO!

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

When you look into the eyes of a child you have raised, no mask in the world can hide that.

Will

[ladymiraclewings]

Rena Rouge: You can’t just steal a guy’s sled! Carapace: What, do you want me to chase him down and unsteal it?

[rwbybutincorrect]

Maria: Yeah, I don’t think we have enough fuel to make it to Atlas…

Qrow: Nah, we’re good, we’ll make it

Maria, dubiously: Oookay

Maria: *crash lands halfway there*

[waterfire1848]

Kyoshi: Who cares? That didn't matter. Our time at the mansion wasn't real. Yun: What? Kyoshi: It isn’t real. Who cares? Yun: Don’t say that. Please don’t say that. It was real. It was real to me. You were my friends. My family. The closest thing I ever had to a one. The best part of my life can't be fake.

[incorrectstarvs]

Tom: Let's just knock on the door.

Marco: You are the absolute worst at recon, Tom. You have the patience of a small child.

Tom: Please, I have the patience of at least a normal-sized child.