#source: elementary

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, to Steve: For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening.

[emmikay]

(about the Trojan Horse)

Agamennon: This plan is stupid. 

Odysseus: Hey, nothing I’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we? 

Agamemnon:...  

Menelaus: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: I saved Bellara's life! Davrin: For that, I'm grateful. Rook: I saved Lucanis' life, too! Davrin: I'll let that slide.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: What happened to your nose?

David: I used it to break some guy's fist.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: I supposed I should be flattered that you think I'm capable of manipulating events to such a degree of detail. Suzaku: Well, I wouldn't put it past you! [turns to Shirley] Would you? Shirley: [trying her hardest to not look at them] I'm not involved in this conversation.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Sky: This plan is stupid.

Rottytops: Hey, nothing I've done so far has been UN-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?

Sky:

Sky: ...I can't argue with that, but I feel like I should.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Halsin: Nature sounds can reduce stress and increase focus.

Wyll: I think they meant rain or waves, not horny wildebeests.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Zhongli: From one to ten, how much does it hurt? Venti: Pi Greek.

[incorrectrivals]

Declan, to Rupert: After many, many hours, I have come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.

Declan: You are my friend.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: I saved Charlotte's life!

Elisabeth: For that, I'm grateful.

Jonathan: I saved Edgar's life, too.

Elisabeth: I'll let that slide.

[quillfulwriter]

Hubert: Linhardt, I have no inclination to excise Claude from your life. I like the man! Lin: You like him? You never told me that. Hubert: Well, why would I tell you? To reassure you that you've made a sound choice, as one might reasonably expect a friend to do? Lin: ... Hubert: Very well. I like him. He's intelligent. He has patience and self-possession. And most importantly, he understands you. He understands you and me. Lin: What do you mean by that? Hubert: I mean, Linhardt, that whether you care to admit it lately or not, I am an important part of your life. And whether I say it out loud or not, you are an important part of mine. Hubert: I think, even though we might draw further or nearer from each other, depending on circumstance, you and I are bound somehow. Lin: ... Hubert: Claude accepts that without feeling needlessly threatened. It's a rather enlightened position. And so, no, I've got no desire to banish the man. Lin: ... Hubert: ... Lin: Okay, I believe you. ...Kind of feel like hugging you right now. Hubert: Yet, as my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.

[wordpainterpixie]

Antonio: I saved Sebastian's life!

Olivia: For that, I'm grateful.

Antonio: I saved Toby's life, too.

Olivia: I'll let that slide.

[emmikay]

Ed, to Ling: After many, many hours, I have come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.

Ed: You are my friend.

[incorrectuksies]

jack, trying to sleep: why are you poking me with a stick?

crutchie: i’m prodding the sheets in order to determine whether or not davey is in there with you.

davey, popping his head out from under the covers: he is!

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Isabella: Let’s say you’re right...

Baljeet: Yes, let’s, since I am.