#incorrect shantae

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Sky: I don't know how to tell myself we're not all gonna get killed.

Shantae: We're a lot less cocky this time-

Sky: Except Nega.

Shantae: And everyone actually cares about each other!

Sky: Except Nega. And Risky.

Shantae: Ah, Risky cares somewhere deep down! I'm working on Risky.

Sky: But not Nega?

Shantae: No, she'd murder us all for ten gems and a donut.

[seantaeanewgenie]

Rotty's Rotten Dating Skills

AKA "Rotty forgets she's gay"

Inspired by the posts made by @incorrectshantaequotes

Based on this scene from The Looney Tunes Show:

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Whimpu: I have decided I’m going to learn Sspanish!

Juliano: Oh! ¡Excelente!

Whimpu: I- I haven’t started yet.

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Bob: This morning, I found a glass of water with a note on it that said “for hangover me”.

Bob: So I drank it. Turns out it was vodka and drunk me is an asshole.

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Mario: I don’t always make the best decisions.

*Earlier..*

Luigi: What is that?

Mario: An alpaca! I got the last one!

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SMG3: I love you.

SMG4: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.

SMG3: That’s an unrelated fact.

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Phobos: If the Abyss doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Abyssal: If our creator is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

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Ash: Did I get so tired that I declared myself the King of all Pokémon?

Miku: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Pokémon.

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Cody: Aw man.. I really wanted to head into the zoo. Too bad it's closed.

Lil Coding: You know what they say.

Cody: Please don’t-

Lil Coding: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

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Phobos: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

The Abyss: That's a stupid quote.

The Abyss: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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Sora: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Tulip: Yeah-

Laharl: *kicks in the door*

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Jayin: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

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Juliano: You know, I think my life has value.

Phobos: Who are you and what have you done with Juliano?

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Tama, holding out a cookie for Nimbus: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Nimbus: *quietly crying*

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Ambrosia, affectionately: You’re an idiot.

Nimbus: That’s the charm!

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Irene: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Nightmare King: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Shantae: Can we talk about that text you sent?

Laharl: Why? It was important.

Shantae: It just says, "I'm back on my shit".

Laharl, shrugging: The people need to know.

[duckapus]

Ash: When I say my gender changes to the tune of the bit I mean a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and if he can't then god forbid women do anything.

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Crash: My talent is coming off warm and inviting and open but still remaining a fairly closed off person.

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SMG7: Could you be any more annoying?

Daffy: Easily.

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Shantae: I took a nap and had a dream we were fighting over fish facts.

Tulip: You and me? Who won?

Shantae: Yeah, I woke up pissed off.

Shantae: The argument was "squids are bugs like shrimp" and they aren't. They're cephalopods and they actually have pretty large brains. And you just kept saying no they're bugs and I was getting pissed.

Tulip, with a completely straight face: Because they are. Dream me was right.

Shantae:

Shantae: *shoves her while they both start giggling* I'm gonna start actually hurting you, you piss me off.

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Roll: Sometimes I wonder what I taste like.

Andi: I can help with that.

Roll, blushing: *imagines Andi biting her arm with her beartrap beak, sparks and wires flying everywhere, soaked in coolant*

Andi: *also imagines biting Roll's arm but doesn't quite get how robots work so there's blood instead of coolant*

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Cole, texting Frenzy: Can I ask a question

Frenzy: Sure

Frenzy: Well I don't know I just have quick fingers I guess

Cole: How do you reply so fast

Cole: What the fuck

Frenzy: i can type fast as fuck boi

Cole: i don't believe you

Frenzy: try me

Frenzy: yea you can ask a question

Cole: can I ask a question first

Cole: WHAT THE FUCK

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*just after the battle at Nintendo World*

Arle: And my final final count is forty-two.

Laharl, sitting on a Black Warrior corpse with her sword buried halfway into it: Impressive. Just what I'd expect from a mage of your skill!

Laharl: I on the other hand happen to be sitting on a count of forty-three. *laughs triumphantly*

Arle: *notices movement and shoots the corpse in the head with a Fireball, incidentally cutting off Laharl's laughter* Forty-three.

Laharl, indignant: He was already dead.

Arle: He was twitching!

Laharl: *while yanking her sword around both to demonstrate and for emphasis* He was twitching because he's got my SWORD embedded in his nervous system!

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*no you don't get context...yet*

Wareach: Daddy issues are so lame. Just traumatize your father back!

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Zack: We meet someone.

Jim: We are cheesed to meet them.

Larry: The authorities cannot find enough evidence to make the charges stick.

GG: The case goes cold.

Zack: We meet someone-

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Cursor: *dead tired from scrambling to make the most of her two month time limit* What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Vitality: *takes the coffee pot from her as she walks by* What if you don't?

[fang-feraligatr-blog]

Incorrect, Shantae knows she's hot, she just acts on it differently than Bayonetta

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[Hypno Baron is reading Bolo's mind to interrogate him. The first image that pops into his head is two women in swimsuits]

Hypno Baron: What are you, a schoolboy? Are women all you ever think about!?

Bolo: Then, how about this?

[The next image to pop into Bolo's head is of two men in swimsuits]

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[During Pirate's Curse]

Shantae: Risky, I'd like a word-!

Risky: How about "scram?" Or two words, "scram, brat?" Or seventeen: "get out of my quarters in two point three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!"

Shantae:

Shantae: How did you count-oh, never mind!

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Sky: This plan is stupid.

Rottytops: Hey, nothing I've done so far has been UN-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?

Sky:

Sky: ...I can't argue with that, but I feel like I should.

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Rottytops, pouting: Yeah, I've got responsibilities now.

Shantae: Responsibilities?

Rottytops: That means I'm never allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life.

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Bolo: I'm so embarrassed, because I was walking down the sidewalk, and a rat was just walking right next to me, and it looked like we were together.

Coral Siren: Did you consider that maybe the rat was embarrassed, too?

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Shantae: Undersea ecosystems are bullshit.

Shantae: Like, imagine you're a little rabbit, and you go to nibble on a tree sapling, but as soon as you take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Shantae: Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you're standing on turns out to be a fox that turned itself inside out and you die!

Lobster Siren: .../[Are you okay? Do you need to talk about it?]

Shantae: Look, I'm just saying, I'm glad I exist in a place and scale where the main form of getting dead is something trying to make your blood fall out!

Shantae: I couldn't handle living as a crab. I would register a formal complaint but crabs can't write.

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Holly Lingerbean: It's a psychological horror to you. To me it's a romcom.

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Squid Baron: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again; what is wrong with you? Why are you like this?

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Vinegar: Well, don't you look like a walking felony?

Twitch, currently carrying twelve bombs on her person: Thanks! You're so sweet.

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Octo Siren: I like to follow my dreams. It keeps me in bed until almost noon.

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Twitch: Have you noticed that every odd number has an "e" in it?

Vinegar, barely awake: It's three in the morning, go back to sleep...

Twitch: ThrEE!