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snakemama611 · 8 months ago
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[The Turtles and Co. are hanging out near the farmhouse. Donatello is bored and wants to test out Casey’s competitive nature, so he dares him to eat grass. The other boys join in on the fun.]
Casey, bits of grass sticking out of his mouth: Mm!
April: Casey, no!
Donatello: *feeds Casey some more grass*
April: Guys, stop feeding Casey grass!
Donatello: *turns to Leonardo* Leo, write this down: “Subject will eat anything we hand to him.”
Leonardo: *writes the note on a notepad* Hai. (“Hai” = “Yes” in Japanese)
Michelangelo: Ten bucks says he’ll eat some dirt, too.
Raphael: Oh, I’ll take that bet all day.
Venus:
Venus: Boys are weird.
Master Splinter, sitting next to her: 😑
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thebearincorrectquotes · 1 year ago
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Donna: Don’t come to my funeral!
Carmy: ...
Carmy: But there’s so few things I’m looking forward to.
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drops-of-jade-bah · 5 days ago
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XL with all add-ons except for titles please, someone with traumatic memories who can handle pain. Kind of want them to have a source but idk- you’re on call with me so we can always discuss lol :p - @a-sleepy-getaway
Of course, my darling <3. Growing your alter as we speak! <3
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. XL Headmate Pack With All The Add Ons . Trauma Edition
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Icon one is IW presentation, Icon two is Source claim, Icon three is Vibes
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Name ... Corpse, Synthia, Swoo, Rine, Ace, Angel, Jae, Jace, Nash, Tori, Raye, Ownen, Sammie, Sam, Cass, Crayden, Zephyr, Zoink, Z, H, C, Lyre, Monroe, 009 Age ... Age slider, Range of 13-32, Primarily in late 20's (27/28) Prns ... It/He/Bone/Skull/Rose/Grave/Crunch/009/Lost/Aer/Xy/Sin Labels ... Aroace, Boygirlthing, Not interested in dating Species ... Part human, Part Nonhuman Disorders ... PTSD, Depression, PDID
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Roles ... Pain soother/manager, Sleep aid, Fronts when sick, Symptom holder, Absorber, Grief Holder Source ... Among Us, Primarily CorpseHusband, Partially Sykkuno Voiceclaims ... This Random Guy with a nice voice + CorpseHusband Sign Offs ... -C , 🦴🌿 Alter Type ... Mixtive, Nonhuman part, Anti-social part Front Triggers ... Corpse's Song "Disdain" Memories ... K1dnpd at age 12, Cvltish shit, Running away at age 17, starting YT at 20 || General Among Us Storyline but add BFF betrayal ofc!! (DM For more details)
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Aesthetics ... Dark acidemia, Gothic, Punk Mood board ...
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Wardrobe ...
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Likes ... Reading Dark Romance, Slf Hrm (not doing, seeing lol), Among Us, Content Creation, Being in pain Dislikes ... Bright lights, Happy romance, Thrillers, The smell of coconut Hobbies ... Reading, Digital Art (specifically tattoo designs), Cvlts? Habits ... Staring at nothing while thinking, oral fixation, tapping on everything Music taste ... Yes? Like Emo slow songs but also just yes? Songs like Johnnie Guilberts Music or My Chemical Romance, but also like: Rises the moon and Little Space.
Personality ... Blunt, sometimes rude but endearing if you tell them they were rude, self soothing, sorta egotistical but in the depressing way yk?? Favourites ... Hazbin Hotel, Any Dark Romance Book, Titanic, Quesadillas (Chicken, Rice, Lettuce, n Tomato), Apple Juice or Water, Ice Cream, Dark Green, Twitter, Graystillplays
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Comfort Food ... Chicken and Rice
Comfort Youtuber ... Kallmekris (crimes, cults, conspirsices and mvrdr) Starbucks Order ... Vanilla Bean Frappe with Strawberry Puree and chocolate sauce lining the cup
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Muds ... Glitching Mind Disorder Paras ... Algolagnia (Plus whats mentioned in NSFT) TransIDs ... Transcharacter, Transblueeyes, Transunharmed (doesthat make sense??) Nsft ... crying, marking, dom1natrix, mommy, barely legal scenarios, uses sx as a way to "feel something"
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Pets ...
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Poppysead, Snowqueen, MapleSyrup Regression Info ... Petregression (Arctic Fox), Ageregression (0-3) Typing quirks ... S0mtim3s lke tis, thnk of blitzo from Hellva, add nvmb3rs random!! Handwriting ...
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emilymakesfaceclaims · 9 months ago
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Kris Collins (KallMeKris) GIF Set
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• Reblog and/or Like if you use
• For icon/faceclaim/pfp use
• Do not crop, edit, recolor, resize, etc for reposting purposes (for personal purposes such as faceclaims you may)
• Sourced from her youtube channel, KallMeKris
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sysboxes · 1 year ago
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do you happen to have anything premade regarding Markiplier or YouTubers in general?
-🌟
This system has a lot of markiplier and jacksepticeye ego fictives (and doesn't see too many sourcemates).
This alter is a Markiplier factive who is also a cryptid; however, he is not any official Markiplier ego.
this system has many markiplier introjects.
This user is a factive of kallmekris.
This user is a factive of Dani/PolarCub.
This user is a factive of PolarCub.
This system has a Wilbur Soot factive who is the main mood booster.
This user is a factive of the youtuber Enzo Knol.
This alter is a factive of Albert / Flamingo.
This DSMP factive does not want fans of their source interacting.
This user is an Alpharad factive.
This user is a partial ranboo introject.
This user had a Daithi De Nogla factive.
this user is a factive of tommyinnit.
This user is a Corpse Husband factive.
This systems comfort youtuber is GrayStillPlays.
This system’s comfort YouTuber is Danny Gonzalez.
This system has too many MCYT introjects.
This system was raised by youtubers
In requests:
This alter is part of a subsystem made up of 'Who Killed Markiplier?' introjects
This user is a fictive of Abe from Who Killed Markiplier
This system has lots of MCYT introjects
There’s also more in drafts
and I think our system is gonna make a few userboxes as well. Like “This user loves Markiplier” and “This user loves Daz” and “This user loves KallMeKris”.
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spookyangeladdams · 1 year ago
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haiii!! ❤️🦇
welcome to my blog, spookyangeladdams!!🦇
i’ve finally got round to making (at least a filler version) intro post!!!
my name is angel or angelina, i’m 24 & from london, my little age is 1-8 and im queer and genderfluid! i use any pronouns but mostly prefer they/them so you cant go wrong with them!! 👻
i am autistic/adhd/t1d/hypermobile and a multitude of other conditions but i won’t list them all haha!! kinda tldr: i am disabled/chronically ill 🫶🥀
i luv:
house md
the addams family
the umbrella academy
the orville
good omens
macabre / spooky stuff
sharks
the ocean
halloween
elementary cbs
criminal minds
nature
rainbows
gaming
modelling with clay
baking
makeup
cars
asmr
edm
music in general
theatre and theatre tech
game theory & co
chuckle sandwich
the sturnilos
james marriott
tommyinnit
jack manifold
aimsey
billzo
ranboo
tubbo
shelbygraces
caitiibugzz
renee rapp
kallmekris
willne
eddy burback
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mood boards!!
specifically dni, aside from the standard dni: no k-nk/agepl-y/abdl/ddlg etc/transphobes/queerphobes/fatphobes/anti agere/tories/ed/sh/wilbur, dream, or george supporters/m@ps/p-dos/no trauma dumping/ transmeds/anti endogenic systems/anti systems in general/anti blm/israel supporters/russia supporters/ anti science/the list goes on, use common sense!! 🙏🎃
mdndm = minors don’t dm me! i don’t mind minors interacting but i am an adult, even in little space. please look after yourself online!! also i dont use tumblr dms anyway🪦
i am not a regular poster but i love putting together mood boards that directly relate to my little space, i won’t take requests because if i don’t personally understand it i might misrepresent it and i don’t want to do that to anyone else’s safe space!!! i also don’t have the energy or time!!
any pics/gifs/videos etc that i post or reblog are not mine unless i explicitly say so, i get most of my images from pinterest which dont have sources 99% of the time ☹️
okay, have a great day and remember your little space is valid and a safe space, it’s a coping mechanism and supported by licensed professionals around the world, whether it’s voluntary or involuntary for you!!! everyone experiences it differently, for different reasons, and embraces different parts of age regression so please be kind and respectful and honour others’ dnis when you know what they are!! ❤️🪦🦇
more on little space:
http://bit.ly/3PuslbQ
mental health hotline international directories:
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hellishunicorn · 3 years ago
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OFMD incorrect quotes, part 6. Are you telling me this is not how this scene went?
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kitkat404 · 2 years ago
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Noel: I don’t know why we don’t hang out one-on-one more, this is nice.
Mischa: *takes a drink* Da, you want a swig?
Noel: That’s not juice is it?
Mischa: ✨Spicy juice✨
Noel: Yeah, your breath smells flammable.
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addicted-to-his-knife · 3 years ago
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13 year old Luigi: *watching tv*
Rotti: Luigi, your brother wants to watch his show.
Luigi: What? Screw him, I don't want to watch a stupid kids show!
Rotti: Well, I didn't want to have kids, but here we are.
Luigi:
Pavi:
Rotti: Just change the channel.
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Dean, babysitting Jack for the first time: All right, Jack, so what is it you like to do?
Jack: I like Star War-
Dean: Besides Star Wars?
Jack:
Jack: Eat nouga-
Dean: Eating nougat is not a hobby
Jack:
Jack:
Jack: I got nothing
Dean: Well, we're going to have to change that. Do you like sports?
Jack: No
Dean: What? You don't like running?
Jack: No
Dean: Archery? Crossbow?
Jack: ...No
Dean: Skiing? Skydiving?
Jack: No
Dean: ...Chess??
Jack, popping the p: Nope
Dean: What else do kids do?
Dean:
Dean: Drinking?
Jack: I'm four...
Dean: Well...
Jack: I like tea
Dean: ...Tea? Like the drink?
Jack: Tea like... are you in love with Castiel?
Dean: I-
Dean:
Dean:
Jack:
Dean: What does that have to do with anything?
Jack: You just spilled it
Dean: Spilled what?!
Jack: The tea
Dean: WHAT TEA?!
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incorrect-blue-bloods · 3 years ago
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“Yeah! I can teach a little thing what to do, and teach it how to walk and talk and shit.”
— Danny Reagan, when asked about the challenge of parenthood
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incorrect-wandanat · 2 years ago
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Wanda: Do you have AA batteries?
Nat: I don’t, but I have a snorkel and a lightsaber if you need it.
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hyperfixation-loto · 4 years ago
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Toddler Daniela : *shows a drawing to Alcina*
Alcina : Wow... wow. What is it ? A water buffalo or something ?
Toddler Daniela : It's you.
Alcina : Oh... oh it's me ? *mutters* What did I do to deserve this...
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lesbian-alcina-dimitrescu · 4 years ago
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Alcina: *is asleep*
Young Daniela: *slaps her chin*
Alcina: What is wrong with you? What are you doing up?
Daniela: I just fink you're really pretty.
Alcina: *deep exhale* that's really nice honey. Thank you very much.
Daniela: I drewed a picture of you.
Alcina: That's very nice, honey. Where's the picture that you drew? *Notices Daniela's hands are empty* Where is it?
Daniela, confidently: It's in da wiving room.
Alcina, exasperated: Please tell me you did not use crayons on the living room table again?
Daniela: No? I used permanent marker.
Alcina: *shocked* On my living room table?!
Daniela, shaking her head: No.
Alcina: *resting her head on her pillow.* oh thank Mother Miranda.
Daniela: I drewed you on da wall.
Alcina: I... E? I...?
Daniela: Do you wanna see it?
Alcina: NO I DO NOT WANNA SEE IT!
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thepetrichorcollective · 3 years ago
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Alters looking for sourcemates
feel free to interact even if youre not a sourcemate!
Undertale/Deltarune:
Sans
Ralsei
Undyne
TOH
Luz (host)
Eda
Amity
Danganronpa
Makoto
Aoi
Overwatch
Hanzo
Jesse
Genji
Tracer (host)
Dva/Hana
Aoi Shimada (oc)
Jack/Soldier 76
Pharah
Mei
Lucio
Youtube
Jacksepticeye/Sean
Corpse Husband
KallMeKris
Riley
Kristina
Mystic Messanger
707
'mc' (host)
Yoosung
Hades the game
Hypnos
Achilles
Meg/Styx (host)
dusa
Arcane
Ekko
Jinx/powder (host)
the arcana
asra
portia
nadia
julian
lucio
apprentice (host)
Faust
critical role campaign 1
pike
vax
keyleth + cassandra (host)
Scanlan
CR campaign 2
jester
molly
nott
beau (host)
yasha
Mha/Bnha
katsuki
apollo (dabi)
shoto (host)
denki
mina
jiro
momo
marvel
thor
valkyrie/wanda/layla (host)
khonshu
carol
Sif
dc
dick/nightwing
rachel/raven
kaldur
wally/kf
artemis
poison ivy
connor
black manta
harley/barbara/kori (host)
Jason todd
fire emblem
camila
corrin (host)
elise
she-ra
entrapta
bow
double trouble
scorpia
catra (host)
Adora
wrong hordak
stranger things
Will
El (host)
Tales of arcadia
jim
claire/douxie (host)
toby
AAARRRGGHH
Blinky
Strickler
Barbara
not Enrique
merlin
krel
TLOK
Asami
Korra (host)
MLP
Apple bloom
Sweetie Belle
transformers
Knockout
bee/soundwave (host)
Arcee
RVB
Tex/Maine/479er (host)
north
south
tucker
carolina
minnesota
rhode island
york
theta
delta
omega/o'mally
simmons
grif
caboose
Eta
Iota
Sigma
wyoming
Subnautica
Al-an
Robin (host)
RWBY
ruby
Yang (host)
qrow
blake
weiss
jaun
pyrrha
nora
ren
neptune
sun
Adam
Cinder
Oz
Neo
Mercury
HXH
Killua
Alluka
7DS
Elaine
Ban
King
Meliodas
Hawk
Elizabeth
Gowther
Merlin
Diane
Dragon Prince
Rayla
Ezran
Aaravos
Callum (host)
Claudia
Soren
Carmen Sandiego
Agent Devineaux
HTTYD
Astrid
Hiccup (host)
Sucker for love
Nyan
Monster prom
Zoe
Pokemon
Delcatty
James (host)
Pichu
Umbreon
Sylveon
Missmagius
MortalKombat
Cassie
Smoke
Res E
Chris
Jill (host)
Claire
Watch Dogs
wrench
sitara
josh
Clara
t-bone/ray
horatio
marcus
Genshin
childe
zhongli
aether (host)
lumine
paimon
venti
albedo
kaeya
diona
xiangling
lisa
hu tao
thoma
Monster high
Cawdeen
Clawd
draculaura (host)
Hetalia
england
canada (host)
Star wars
Padme
ahsoka (host)
Obi wan
JJK
nobara
panda
sukuna
The quarry
Ryan
Kaitlyn
Dylan
Abi(host)
JATP
Reggie
Luke
Jules (host)
Black Butler
Sebastian
Grelle
Ciel/Astre(host)
Ciel(Lyric)
TUA
Viktor
klaus (host)
Murder drones
Uzi
N
FNAF
Vanessa (host)
Phineas and ferb
vanessa
perry
/ngels of death
zack
rachel (host)
Artists
Ashnikko
Eddsworld
Tom
list may be updated in the future!! feel free to ask for someone specific or for other sources not listed! this isnt a full list of our introjects but its a huge chunk of our system
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lesbian-alcina-dimitrescu · 4 years ago
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Young Daniela: Hey there mum, can we play hide and seek?
Alcina, sipping from her wine bottle, zoned out: Hm? Oh yeah, sure honey. I'll count to ten, you and your sisters go and hide, alright?
Daniela: Otay! *The three of them bolt out of the room.*
2 hours later;
Alcina: *is giggling into the near empty wine bottle, then she realizes the castle is quiet. Too quiet.*
Alcina: Oh shit.
Alcina, running: I really need to stop drinking so much.
Alcina: *opens a door* Honeys?
No reply.
Alcina: *goes into the vast kitchen* Honeys, are you...? *opens a cabinet, it's empty.* Shit.
Alcina: Oh my god. Honeys... There you are.
*Daniela and her sisters are piled in the closet*
Daniela: Did we win?
Alcina: Yea, yea, you won, honey... Yeah.
Daniela: I'm very thirsty.
Alcina: Okay, yeah, of course, let's go to McDonalds, how about we go to McDonalds, k? Just don't tell Heisenberg.
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