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๐๐๐: Charles asked me to get him a pastry.
๐๐๐๐๐๐: And?
๐๐๐: What should I bring him?
๐๐๐๐๐๐: Did he specify what type of pastry?
๐๐๐: No...
๐๐๐๐๐๐: Then surprise him.
๐๐๐: *brings Oscar*
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: *tearing up* Thank you, Max.
#this was funnier in my head#163381#incorrect f1#incorrect f1 quotes#incorrect formula 1 quotes#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#formula 1 incorrect quotes#incorrect formula 1#lestappen#lestapiastri#charles leclerc#max verstappen#oscar piastri#daniel ricciardo#cl16 x mv33#cl16 x mv33 x op81#cl16#mv33#op81#dr3#f1 ships#f1 fandom#f1#charles leclerc x max verstappen#charles leclerc x max verstappen x oscar piastri#source: mine
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Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.
Hen: Congrats Buck!
Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?
Hen: Was he in the army?
Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?
Hen: Does he have abs for days?
Chimney: Do we know him?
Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!
Hen and Chimney: WHAT!
#I would love to see their faces personally#no one knows what to do with the betting money given that Buck is dating Eddieโs clown#in all seriousness I love the BuckTommy development on the show but they really did give Buck a legally distinct not Eddie boyfriend#evan buckley#buck#buddie#eddie diaz#incorrect buck#incorrect buddie quotes#911 abc#incorrect hen#henrietta wilson#incorrect chimney#chimney han#incorrect 911 quotes#although Iโm sure Iโm not the first to make a post like this#source: mine#oops that tag was supposed to say Eddieโs clone not clown but evidently autocorrect decided otherwise
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Glimmer: What are you two doing? Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand. Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy! DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff. Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties! Adora: And muscles! Catra: In a bikini! DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
#double trouble#spop double trouble#she ra double trouble#spop incorrect quotes#incorrect spop quotes#spop#adora#catra#glimmer#bow#spop bow#she ra bow#she ra#source: mine#mine
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Tobi: Deidara senpai I love you.
Deidara: And that's your first mistake.
*Tobi cries*
Deidara:... fine I love you too.
Tobi: :D
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Fan Appreciation Night Player t-shirt toss ft Rusty w/ the t-shirt cannon
(for @sportsthoughts and @biggamebryanrust)
#the minute I saw them hand Rusty the cannon I knew I needed it for you tow#*two#anne watches hockey#pens lb#anne attends a game#fan appreciate night#bryan rust#pittsburgh penguins#source: mine#rusty#fan appreciation night
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Bruce, after Jason died: Couldnโt stop my parents from getting murdered, couldnโt stop my son from getting murdered. This is clearly a skill issue on my part.
Alfred: Master Bruceโฆ no.
#batfamily#incorrect quotes#source: mine#send this man to fucking therapy please#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#angst but also a meme
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Someone: I love you.
Kai: Compliments are 5 dollars each.
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[At work, on the sales floor]
Jay: They're gonna send me to the silly house.
Nate: I'll visit you.
#collection: the menaces: the next generation#character: jay lovett#character: nate myers-collins#source: mine#inigo.txt
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#(not mine)#lesbian visibility week#lesbian#lesbian meme#lesbian memes#lesbians#wlw#wlw meme#wlw memes#sapphic#sapphic meme#sapphic memes#sapphics#lgbt#lgbt meme#lgbt memes#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtqia+#bugs bunny#meme#memes#pride#positivity#source: twitter
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reblog to squeeze prev's ass
#mine#you squeeze my ass one billion times now okay?#if you reblog from source you get squeezed back or your money back guaranteed
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Heart Box with Lid by Fenton (circa 80โs-90โs)
#not mine#source: pinterest#80s#90s#pink#pink aesthetic#pink coquette#baby pink#pastel pink#pinkcore#pink blog#pink moodboard#trinket dish#vintage#vintage aesthetic#1980s#1990s#home decor#interior decorating#decor#decoration#trending#antique#80s aesthetic#90s aesthetic#80s decor#80s design#90s design#90s decor#coquette
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Bow: Glimmer, please stop teaching Frosta swears. Glimmer: I'm not! She already knew them! Bow: Oh, come on, I don't believe that. Frosta, what's the worst word you know? Frosta, grinning: CUNT! Double Trouble, looking up: Did someone call me?
#double trouble#spop double trouble#she ra double trouble#spop incorrect quotes#incorrect spop quotes#spop#bow#glimmer#frosta#spop bow#she ra bow#spop glimmer#she ra glimmer#she ra frosta#spop frosta#source: mine#mine#cw swearing#cw: swearing#tw swearing#tw: swearing
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"Obito writing"
Reasons Deidara got mad this week.
1. There was a thunder and lightning storm so he couldn't blow anything up.
2. He had a dream where Hidan was my partner instead because apparently I "liked him better".
3. I was thinking to loud.
4. His clay wasn't explosive enough.
5. He couldn't see a color we're both pretty sure doesn't exist.
5.1. He's not a shrimp that can see those colors.
6. I called him shrimpy.
7. He saw Itachis picture in the bingo book and that reminded him of his existence.
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