#incorrect chimney

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.

Hen: Congrats Buck!

Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?

Hen: Was he in the army?

Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?

Hen: Does he have abs for days?

Chimney: Do we know him?

Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!

Hen and Chimney: WHAT!

[iamharryhale]

Eddie: Have you ever been kissing a girl thinking, like, ‘fuck when’s this gonna be over?’

Chim: Never, I love my wife.

Ravi: No.

Buck:

Michael: Yes.

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I think I’m coming down with something.

Hen: Any nausea, headaches or fever?

Eddie: No, it's more like insane food cravings.

Buck, excited: Maybe you’re pregnant!

Ravi: Oh my god, am I gonna be an uncle?

Chim: I can't believe you two were having unprotected sex.

Buck: We're adults, with clean bills of health, Chim.

Hen: I'm gonna throw you the best baby shower ever, Eddie, I have so many ideas.

*They all sit in silence for a whole minute*

Eddie: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot here. My dumbass of a boyfriend for suggesting it, you three for going along with it, or me because I got excited for a second.

[loucifersbitch]

very funny that in the same episode, we got:

Chim @ Gerrard: go suck a dick 🙄 (derogatory)

Bobby @ Buck: go suck a dick ☺️ (affectionate)

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: Good night, I love you.

Eddie: I love you too.

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck: We love you too, Chim.

Chim, sharing the bunkroom with them: Thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.

(x)

[military-newsboys]

Bobby: it was a calculated risk!! Buck: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, i know the difference.

[lineartists23]

Buck: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?

Chim: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Buck:

Buck: *sobs*

Eddie: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

[salemsvlog]

What the hell was that

[letmegrabyourcuteass]

Buck: You're dead, Howard.

Ravi: Ooh, first names. What did he do?

Chim: I said I was sorry! Eddie, back me up here.

Eddie: You're also dead to me.

Bobby: Alright, enough, what's going on?

Hen: Dumb dumb over here accidentally killed Buck's pet spider.

Chim: Who has a pet spider?!

Eddie: It was a jumping spider.

Chim: I thought you would be on my side, Diaz.

Eddie: We've bonded. She waved at me.

Buck: First of all, her name was Webula. Second, she was just trying to say hi to you before you murdered her. She JUST moved into her condo. You orphaned her babies.

Ravi: Why is Eddie angry, though?

Eddie: Anyone who made my son cry is dead to me. They were both crying for hours. I hope you're happy with yourself. Her funeral is at 7 tonight, viking style.

[criminally-obsessed]

EDDIE: *clicks pen* BUCK: *clicks pen in response* CHIMNEY: Stop that. EDDIE: Stop what? CHIMNEY: You’re talking about me in Morse code! BUCK: Yes, that’s what we were doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* EDDIE, to HEN: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

[sunshinefloortime]

random girls: *hitting on the hot firefighters*

Eddie: *raises hand* gay!

Buck: *raises hand and points to Eddie* married to gay!

Chimney: *raises hand and points to Buck* married to gay’s husband’s sister!

Ravi: *raises both hands and backs away slowly*

[sanowflower]

Buck: Yeah, it's true. I was an asshole to Eddie when he first came here.

Chim: It's a wonder how you didn't get socked at least once in those few hours.

Eddie: I was busy resisting the urge to bend him over every surface and have my way with him.

Buck: *gasping lovingly* Aww, Eds.

Chim: WHY AM I ALWAYS AT THE CRIME SCENE!?

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I'm glad to see you alive and well, cap.

Bobby: The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Hen: We carried your coffin through downtown LA.

Buck: We literally had a funeral for you.

Chim: You were 6 feet under, Bobby.

Ravi: I literally cried over your grave.

Bobby: Well first of all, through God all things are possible, specially during holy week, so jot that down.

[getyourhoseinthegame]

Chimney: Sooo… let's play spin the bottle

Buck: Oh, it looks like i have to kiss you Eddie

Eddie: Well if the bottle says so.

Chimney: Buck, you have to spin the bottle first.

[incorrectbuddie118]

Chim: What is gay privilege?

Buck: Better sex.

Josh: Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Karen: Being able to listen to really good music together cause of automatic good taste.

Eddie: No accidental kids.

(x)