#source: my brother

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Frost, to Gricko and Torbek: both of your IQs are the equivalent of a fishes memory span, which is about 8 seconds

[echo-the-artist]

Tails: Okay, which one of you took the mints?

Amy: ...

Knuckles: ...

Sonic: YOUR BREATH IS DECEPTIVELY FRESH!

Tails: I NEED MY MINT FIX, SONIC!

[cakesincorrectquotes]

Petra: Radar didn’t wear a shirt for weeks in the Underneath

Radar: And then one day I put on a shirt and said, “I’m never taking it off again!”

[oliver-the-raggedy-doctor]

Evan: That's a big hole you got in your pocket there

Barty: Thanks, I caught myself on fire

[originaljediinjeans]

Picard: YOU! Q: It's pronounced "Q".

[dragonsdendoodles]

Enoch: Hey, kids, you like trains? Not anymore!!!

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[asmallermorehonestsoul]

Ruby was def one of those people who drink the little plastic creamers at restaurant as a kid

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Fjord, tryin to use his powers: what do you do?

Nothing happens

Fjord: you do not

[overheard-at-star-command]

"I hate miscommunication. That's why I talk so much."

~XR

[rowenas-my-fave-child]

Hugh: why is there a lego in a tree? OH WAIT THATS A BEEHIVE

[cloverboyblue]

the most powerful force in the world is NOT love! it is a preteen boy’s need to find the most obnoxious piece of music possible

[algumaideia]

Apparently my youtube is "scary" because it is full of Bruce Springsteen and Olivia Rodrigo

[cakesincorrectquotes]

Tulip: You can tell I'm a gamer because the game keys have worn off

[idontwannapickausername]

Did you guys know they make orange chicken from chickens that aren’t orange?

[nightmarereverie]

Circa 1900, Bat in Flight with the Man in the Moon brooch. Made by Unger Brothers, USA. ❤︎₊ ⊹

[thatshadowgastwhore]

I know goncharov is kinda a dead meme atp, but that’s only true for the chronically online. I’ll bring it up to people who aren’t chronically online and the degree to which they will sweat to avoid admitting they’ve never heard of a seemingly famous movie by Scorsese is never not funny