#source:@radishnt

[hpseeker99]

Neville: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Ron: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Ginny: Neville. Answer the question Neville. Neville: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Ginny: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Ron: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! Ginny: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ron: It 👏🏻 TAKES👏🏻 LESS THAN A 👏🏻 MINUTE Ginny: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Ron: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Ginny: Like seven minutes Ron: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Ginny: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted Hermione: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Harry: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

[the-skull-breaker]

Chrome : which one of you is gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water ?

Valkyon : y-you were putting it in cold water... ?

Ezarel : Chrome. answer the question Chrome.

Chrome : yeah ??? I thought for, like, 5 years that people were putting it in hot water to speed-up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason...

Ezarel : you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes ???

Nevra : why are you... putting the water in the microwave... to boil it ???

Ezarel : do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove ???

Nevra : it takes less than a minute !

Ezarel : bestie, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN ???

Nevra : HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE ???

Ezarel : like SEVEN MINUTES !

Nevra : just take the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a sauce pan...

Ezarel : crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove ??? ON MEDIUM HEAT ??? your stove is enchanted...

Leiftan : every second person here is a fucking lunatic...

Lance : DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE ?!!

[gliychra]

I have a document where I save tumble posts so I decided to share it(there is no sorting)

Danny Phantom Ski Au 

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/740086319678717952/anyone-looking-for-the-danny-phantom-ski-au-post?source=share

Get in the water

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/739691822433157120/g-e-t-i-n?source=share

Get in the water part 2 I guess

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/741359737059278848/ruthlessness?source=share

Storm

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/740816615042580480/s-t-o-r-m?source=share

Earth has no more heroes

https://www.tumblr.com/little-pondhead/723780616781479936/dp-x-dc-prompt?source=share

Ghost king gameshow

https://www.tumblr.com/phantoms-world-and-more/716487083107188736/game-show-host-danny-what-if-one-day-danny-gets?source=share

Phantom Clan

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/743644413266411520/schr%C3%B6dingers-cat-a-la-dp?source=share

Danny eats green

https://www.tumblr.com/dissociativehyperfixating/731915364497293312/dpxdc-prompt?source=share

Dream lover

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-worms-are-believers/721669473897234432/dream-lover-dp-x-dc?source=share

Green giant

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/731552945397727232/theres-an-up-and-coming-tech-giant-called-fenton?source=share

Secretary danny

https://www.tumblr.com/some-rotten-nest/725017913035276288/danny-fenton-a-new-receptionist-at-wayne?source=share

Night night Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/mutable-manifestation/741196265392652288/you-know-ive-seen-a-few-variations-on-danny-is?source=share

Butter

https://www.tumblr.com/the-jellicle-duelist/749400942103953409?source=share

Tea

https://www.tumblr.com/arrowheadedbitch/750335781897371648/radishnt-writethebirds-whetstonefires?source=share

Right to the throne

https://www.tumblr.com/omnicrafts/695867225108856833?source=share

Tiamat

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/739610665898131456/prompt-181?source=share

Tiamat take 2

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/740561885680861184/prompt-203?source=share

Bruce's money

https://www.tumblr.com/mckinlily/733007501666156544/plot-armor-but-its-bruce-waynes-wealth-bruce

Ra's x Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/evilminji/741829868372869120/oh-oh-notm-dc?source=share

Dani does stuff (idk)

https://www.tumblr.com/bet-on-me-13/734205872360865792/ellie-isnt-allowed-to-travel-alone-anymore?source=share

Radioactive

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/723127690393206784/radioactive-hero-but-not-really-au?source=share

Exposè

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/744323263205949440/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-comic-where-he?source=share

Brownie Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/740730160481959936/danny-was-enjoying-himself-his-new-haunt-was?source=share

Cookie guy

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/751253756854812672/prompt-314?source=share

Big master post

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/741997821910204416/master-post-link?source=share

Stab

https://www.tumblr.com/snaileer/723134745851117568/practice-your-skills?source=share

Green thumb

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-worms-are-believers/751535246632239105?source=share

Hammerspace

https://www.tumblr.com/ghostly-frogly/729480488975319040?source=share

Danny Kent (idk)

https://www.tumblr.com/stealingyourbones/697946698132209664?source=share

Tim's new spleen

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/751703532479086592/danny-possesses-tim-just-for-a-little-bit-just?source=share

Mom Red Hood

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/751959790425604096?source=share

Dad Red Hood

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/748571739452243968/dani-tired-and-with-her-powers-acting-up-is?source=share

Amity Park protective services

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/751962169652985856?source=share

Danny's lunch

https://www.tumblr.com/minnesota-fats/719330486588227584/a-fic-lit-about-danny-working-at-the-watchtower?source=share

Danny is Jesus

https://www.tumblr.com/sonicman66/751746333197598720/dum-dpxdc-idea-time-again-beneath-a-cut-for?source=share

Other Batfam

https://www.tumblr.com/normalperson3/745165203301400576/i-need-someone-to-give-me-suicide-squad-style?source=share

Hell

https://www.tumblr.com/kizzer55555/746875898037403648/dp-x-dc-the-most-dangerous-card-game?source=share

Mobwife Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/hughmanbean/742062903156441088/john?source=share

Villain couple

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/735985886524735488/danny-at-17-did-not-have-the-best-love-life?source=share

Braids

https://www.tumblr.com/homunculus-argument/747921027676487680/random-worldbuilding-a-culture-where-everyones?source=share

Snowburst

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-in-the-dark-death/740884210972278784/cujo?source=share

Swap

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/738089078210412544/damian-hmm-i-have-important-task-here-to-do?source=share

Name

https://www.tumblr.com/hello-eden/749418622185848832/dcxdp-26?source=share

Boom

https://www.tumblr.com/flamingpudding/739163162981646336/guys-its-just-merch?source=share

Lost and Found

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-in-the-dark-death/740340861470195712/we-help-lost-found?source=share

Fairy Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/emacrow/750252845740244992/first-it-was-barb-was-doing-night-checks-on-wayne?source=share

Isekai

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/722957302259482624/danny-jason-tim-and-damian-get-isakaid-into-a?source=share

CHOMP

https://www.tumblr.com/dafna-mir/700190514100813824/the-hostage-situation-batfam-is-chained-to?source=share

Fae Amity Park

https://www.tumblr.com/faeriekit/724599701255651328/new-in-town-dp-x-dc?source=share

Feral

https://www.tumblr.com/hugsandchaos/751940672481837056?source=share

Danny poll

https://www.tumblr.com/void-of-unparalled-chaos/752127374761639936?source=share

Yj dark?

https://www.tumblr.com/thekitsunesiren/742878948588961792?source=share

Daxamite

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/752223201585725440/could-we-get-a-continuation-of-a-cluster-of-cores?source=share

puppet Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/729864636800843776/dc-x-dp-prompt-45?source=share

Trans Hood

https://www.tumblr.com/glitter-stained/752017939876708352/random-goon-hey-boss-were-you-the-one-to-pick?source=share

friendship masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/adkawariatka/750002496195444736/master-list?source=share

mentally iffy

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/752303180504842242/danny-who-are-you-batman-your-worst?source=share

birb

https://www.tumblr.com/blueboybot/752041911570907136/birds-of-a-feather-fight-ghost-together?source=share

soulmates

https://www.tumblr.com/virgamsysxvolumes/719678152330412033?source=share

there is no war in ba sing say

https://www.tumblr.com/azulhood/732697497146998784/in-every-most-fics-danny-figures-out-the?source=share

Misery Marian

https://www.tumblr.com/xenosaurus/188476096112?source=share

I'm a whore Clark

https://www.tumblr.com/bbbbbbbbatman/752905415850917888/batman-wont-reveal-his-identity-bc-hes-fucked?source=share

Go Fetch

https://www.tumblr.com/drazhaq/753122145977106432/human-lucifer-x-demon-alastor-being-partners-in?source=share

How's it going?

https://www.tumblr.com/mostly-funnytwittertweets/735353883636973568?source=share

Radioapple masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/notherpuppet/750669010630279168/masterpost-of-masterposts?source=share

Alastors pride education

https://www.tumblr.com/elsa-fogen/753281752522473472/alastors-pride-education-month-saga-masterpost?source=share

DC au masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/deadsetobsessions/738932054224404480/au-list?source=share

Self care bully

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/753848444296282112?source=share

Bruce where did you get them

https://www.tumblr.com/transmothofaman/753847868072312832?source=share

Bruce hates batman

https://www.tumblr.com/thevoidstaredback/752515501420380160/batmans-biggest-hater?source=share

Bruce needs help

https://www.tumblr.com/remarcely/753718470588432384/bruce-wayne-wakes-up-in-the-past-five-months?source=share

Dp x Hh masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/breakandbuildfiction/748191432382332928/danny-phantom-x-hazbin-hotel-and-helluva-boss?source=share

Damian is a fan

https://www.tumblr.com/supershot73199/753865719685496832/dcxdp-prompt-where-bruce-wayne-approaches-the?source=share

Green Arrows doof

https://www.tumblr.com/satoshy12/734559001285722112/green-arrow-had-a-new-child-scientist-villain-who?source=share

Final boss Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/hopeless--light/737787040424443904/dp-x-dc-boss-music?source=share

Stress relief villainy

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/702107108405051393/clockwork-sees-how-stressed-danny-is-from-trying?source=share

Worm on string

https://www.tumblr.com/spookymoonybeasty/753607914665787392/danny-phantom-worm-au?source=share

Zoology demon

https://www.tumblr.com/inuhalfdemon/751134537462022144/imagine-you-are-a-new-resident-to-the-hazbin?source=share

Forced adoption

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/754769977465257984/kon-has-been-kidnapped-alongside-a-civilian-by?source=share

Butch Skulker

https://www.tumblr.com/yuu-should-probably-not/754771032688214016/dpxdc-mythology-is-vastly-different-then-the?source=share

Dp masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/letoasai/728743538037227520/master-list?source=share

Shitpost dp

https://www.tumblr.com/dashing-through-ecto/695759242642259968/shitpost-comic-masterpost?source=share

Kinger is Dad au

https://www.tumblr.com/cheatsykoopa98/732888661262286848/finally-tadc-headcanon-edit-check-the-follow-up?source=share

The end,the beginning

https://www.tumblr.com/luxaofhesperides/756670892986269696/the-harmless-series?source=share

Don't eat the meat

https://www.tumblr.com/sakuravalelp/756999923779715072/its-human-meat-dc-x-dp?source=share

Fenton of the opera

https://www.tumblr.com/frogaroundandfindout/748512777080127488/dead-on-main-au-where-1-danny-wears-a-12-face?source=share

Magical girls

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/697461831646707712/halloween-prompts-no-7-danny-after-the-portals?source=share

Light is a loser

https://www.tumblr.com/nenastrology/637211443001966592?source=share

Dcxdp game

https://www.tumblr.com/starry-bi-sky/758117074216353792/out-of-context-quotes-for-a-danyal-al-ghul-au-i?source=share

We are the first

https://www.tumblr.com/loonarmuunar/752232636348579840/humans-being-the-first-not-the-strongest-or-the?source=share

How humans is the animal

https://www.tumblr.com/its-wabby-stuff/748223235007627264/how-human-is-your-animal?source=share

Rollercoaster

https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzybirdie/755794612686372864/tumblr?source=share

Ice deer

https://www.tumblr.com/arrowheadedbitch/758636804829282304/vampireapologist-vampireapologist?source=share

Interdementional runoff

https://www.tumblr.com/bet-on-me-13/758740969996910592/dimensional-runoff?source=share

Kitty trio

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/759044914894012416/prompt-344?source=share

God's don't understand humans

https://www.tumblr.com/goblinwithartsupplies/729039550319591424/this-is-not-my-original-post-it-belongs-to?source=share

Baby God Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/737302581220622336/it-started-as-a-joke-danny-is-starting-to-think?source=share

tim saves Danny by making him a god

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/737476026116063232/when-tim-was-little-his-parents-mentioned-a?source=share

Trashcan Dan(ny)

https://www.tumblr.com/lass-us-slay/755698332244000768/so-i-read-a-prompt-about-how-wonder-woman-found?source=share

NECROPHILIA IS WRONG

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/759123508396802048/dick-goes-to-check-on-tim-and-finds-tim-in-bed?source=share

BEES?!?!?!?! 

https://www.tumblr.com/doctormead/759015632990863360/dp-x-dc-prompt-beekeeper-danny?source=share

conceal, don't feel, don't let them know~

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/747702334021353472/dannys-found-a-way-to-dodge-giw-trackers-as-well?source=share

ding dong the jokers dead

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/759623675212398592?source=share

The Bedazzler

https://www.tumblr.com/goldengirlgalaxy/759477370015072256/the-bedazzler?source=share

other masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/rin-may-1103/752991127978835968/the-master-post?source=share

CRAZY HORSE AND GIRL

https://www.tumblr.com/weaver-z/184657238714/concept-horse-girl-movie-where-instead-of-having?source=share

bruce Wayne is Superman

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/759815500217892864/tucker-has-figured-it-out-tucker-knows-who?source=share

soul marriage

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/760291803122597889/in-the-infinite-realms-soul-marriages-are-widely?source=share

talk shit

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/760474571087511552/an-alien-race-rallies-before-earth-demanding-to?source=share

king O' curses

https://www.tumblr.com/vm-haunts/760238123762532352/king-of-curses?source=share

martha Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/starry-bi-sky/760381346653847552/my-martha-knight-au-in-a-nutshell?source=share

Gang Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/hello-eden/746398342907609088/fake-human-au?source=share

not-so-fake villain

https://www.tumblr.com/bet-on-me-13/760709448724627456/danny-goes-all-in-on-the-villain-angle?source=share

shapes and pines

https://www.tumblr.com/void-dude/760720186284425216/shapes-and-pines-au-master-post?source=share

"assassin" Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/writerfromthestars/763284878678802432/dp-x-dc-prompt-dannys-an-assassin?source=share

Masterpost 

https://www.tumblr.com/wahta-auqa/734196193727496192/dc-x-dp?source=share

masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/afanofmanyships/763797566095835137/masterlist?source=share

haunted car

https://www.tumblr.com/idontcaboose/755830169491619840/haunted-car-au-masterlist?source=share

masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/redflagshipwriter/741191012918132736/red-valentine-2024-dp-x-dc?source=share

deaged Shazam

https://www.tumblr.com/coffee-kitty4090/742472107487903744/so-plot-idea?source=share

fae dad billy

https://www.tumblr.com/moonlightcycle571/764616665923207168/the-jl-fight-a-magic-user-who-casts-a-spell-on?source=share

Dad habitat

https://www.tumblr.com/everybidenjusthavegoodtime/100033975101/releases-pack-of-dads-into-home-depot-gobe?source=share

Modern columbo

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/724384984645992448?source=share

Gamer billy

https://www.tumblr.com/helps-the-writing-brain-go/765306837615738880?source=share

Summoned Danny (bad beginning)

https://www.tumblr.com/stealingyourbones/765082871358734336?source=share

Minecraft danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/justhereforsomethingnice/765864323996368896/minecraft-danny?source=share

Epic x pjo thing

https://www.tumblr.com/zephyr-ro-emenki/764820670063443968/do-you-think-the-pjo-demigods-when-they-are?source=share

Kindergarten au

https://www.tumblr.com/cinderellaenjoyer/761688675917660160/epic-the-kindergarten-saga?source=share

Lex gets high

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/766271814635831296/danny-thought-ghosts-were-the-height-of-weirdness?source=share

Disney princess Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/noisilyscreechingsong/765819561268346880?source=share

Merlin is confusing 

https://www.tumblr.com/bitsandbobsofwriting/659586440985018368/a-new-servant-desperately-struggles-to-understand?source=share

Heavens best

https://www.tumblr.com/kibbles-bits/765995567204663296/heavens-best-masterpost?source=share

Davey

https://www.tumblr.com/nightingale-prompts/766762265478365184/lay-me-to-rest-dcxdp-prompt?source=share

He wants Danny so bad it makes him look stupid 

https://www.tumblr.com/versias/766955800246812672/ridiculous-dead-serious-idea-danny-is-in-some?source=share

Batman musical

https://www.tumblr.com/ruenii/709513247643009024/tim-you-are-outgunned-jason-what-tim?source=share

Cops don't exist 

https://www.tumblr.com/kuroishuuha/767262343228948480/dp-x-dc-prompt-everyone-knows-cops-arent-real?source=share

Markless

https://www.tumblr.com/yjcorefourenjoyer/767170011737522176/i-need-you-to-stop-me-from-making-another-tim?source=share

Big bad wolf cafe

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/767600044654411776/big-bad-wolf-cafe?source=share

JLD secret Santa 

https://www.tumblr.com/weepingfishturtledragon/687418082776498176/imagine-a-few-days-before-christmas-the-justice?source=share

Planet Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/ambunyun/766734540135858176/dc-x-dp-prompt-1?source=share

Death scream

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/768261809332502528?source=share

Boiling rock Zuko

https://www.tumblr.com/discordiansamba/768426226503319552?source=share

Danny tricks Bruce

https://www.tumblr.com/bloggerspam/768234695797424128/prompt-against-dannys-wishes-bruce-attempts-to?source=share

Masterlist

https://www.tumblr.com/that-weird-thing-in-the-woods/767524232758525952/masterlist?source=share

Viking Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/723684718898446336?source=share

Op Jazz

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/768690106276151296/jazz-always-thought-shed-be-a-psychiatrist?source=share

Pirate Danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/768833205741699072/danny-out-of-all-the-titles-he-could-have-earned?source=share

Ghost cat Danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/radiance1/768980349956112384/danny-likes-hanging-around-john-constantine-as-a?source=share

The phantom shifter

https://www.tumblr.com/novelistwriter/768819595912069120/the-phantom-shifter?source=share

Chef Danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/769676782272167936/fake-it-till-you-make-it-star-city-kitchen?source=share

Undertale musical 

https://www.tumblr.com/the-great-papyru/769864535929749504/i-severely-hope-they-dont-make-an-undertale-movie?source=share

The Creature

https://www.tumblr.com/gallusrostromegalus/731294272773586944/so-ive-got-my-parents-van-for-the-week-and-it?source=share

Miss Rona

https://www.tumblr.com/whitepeopletwitter/614319560427028480?source=share

Tadc au list

https://www.tumblr.com/bixell-pixell/745370620296151040/the-tadc-au-list?source=share

'Time'

https://www.tumblr.com/one-time-i-dreamt/182998383469/i-talked-to-a-young-man-with-white-hair-on-a-boat?source=share

Danny's magic School bus

https://www.tumblr.com/kuroishuuha/712536414258085888/dp-x-dc-prompt-mr-fenton-and-his-magic-school?source=share

But not too far or you'll be drowned

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/759397082317701120/everyone-is-obsessed-with-fighting-danny-because?source=share

Sovereign state amity

https://www.tumblr.com/evilminji/724416514536751104?source=share

Waitress to fund portal

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/771132764265250816/it-just-keeps-getting-better-and-better-i-adore?source=share

Ballet Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/772332986531201024/danny-finds-out-that-due-to-his-flexibility-and?source=share

Evil Chancellor Traytor

https://www.tumblr.com/feynites/159551366714?source=share

Fake avatar

https://www.tumblr.com/charlesoberonn/689662758856327168?source=share

Banshee Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/phandomfic/697605988488003584/fic-idea-thats-been-bugging-all-week-banshee-and?source=share

Vlad has evil children ig

https://www.tumblr.com/radiance1/735800450887155712/phantom-troupe-yes-i-know-some-people-will-think?source=share

Ghost crimes

https://www.tumblr.com/ghostreblogging/752289551080374272/ok-ok-so-hear-me-out-twins-au-danny-and-damian?source=share

The last wish Dan

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/767958497139802112/the-observants-have-a-job-for-dan-they-tell-him?source=share

There's more

[another-incorrect-twewy-quotes]

Shiba: I am well known for my good looks, charm, confidence, wit, and wild sex appeal.

Hishima: And humility. Can’t forget how humble you are.