#spideypool (sorta lol)

[brainzzzeater]

I don't think I would have ever gone out of my way to read a Spider-boy comic but then Sci said it was cute and yk what hell yeah it was cute,

Her crushing on him, then him crushing on her, then her not giving a fuck after, then him being all sad about it.

[spideypool-enthusiast]

i think once i have a singular ounce of free time. i will begin to write fanfic again. so uh send asks maybe of stuff you'd wanna see? maybe? if you want. 👉🏾👈🏾

[chronologicalimplosion]

20 Questions with a Fanfic Author

I know this isn't exactly a fandom blog anymore and I don't really post about my fanfic much these days (maybe I should?) but @waterme-stories tagged me so the laws of the universe say I gotta. And I'm procrastinating my real work. Hi, Water!! It was really fun to read yours, thanks for the tag. <3

1. How many works on AO3?

49! A good chunk of em are drabbles, which I don't write much anymore. Definitely not a majority of the fic I've ever written, though, even though I've had ao3 for ages (long enough that my earliest fics are basically unreadable to me now). It's still wild to realize I don't have any doctor who fic up that's longer than a drabble.

2. Total AO3 Word Count?

121,420

3. Top 5 Fics by Kudos

Great Minds (Spiderman/Deadpool)

Room for the Heart to Grow (Our Flag Means Death, Ed/Stede)

On and Off the Clock (Spiderman/Deadpool)

Lighthouse (On the Shores of the River Styx) (Spiderman/Deadpool)

Who Knew Debate was a Contact Sport? (Spiderman/Deadpool)

I'm going to give an honorable mention to Sowing Discord, the David/Patrick Schitt's Creek fic at #6 that was at the time felt like an absolutely unbelievable amount of engagement. It's not SC's fault the fandom was smaller!

Kinda insane that there's no homestuck on this list, cause those only got knocked off the #1 and #2 spots of my fics-by-hits list late last year. But the spideypool fandom is just that strong. I posted contact sport this year.

4. What fandoms do you write for?

I go through a lot of phases, and sometimes I go back to old loves. These days, most of what I post is Spideypool or Bill & Ted, but I've been writing a bunch of Leverage and early MCU fic as well, lately, and I just started outlining a Monster Prom fic I'm hoping to write for the @fourormore bingo even if it seems like the fanfic scene for those games never got off the ground.

My previous two big fandoms were Schitt's Creek and Our Flag Means Death. I still write some OFMD fic occasionally--I have a Jim/Olu-focused ot4 ficlet that is...... absolute filth and I'd like to have it done but there's a lot of other stuff I've been plunking away at, too. I'm not sure I'm ever going to write for Schitt's Creek again.

The only pre-ao3 fandoms I'm likely to pickup again are Danny Phantom and Doctor Who, but you never know. I love trying new fandoms for short challenges and stuff.

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes! Eventually. A lot of the time it's really energizing for me and then sometimes I just. Am too overwhelmed by the rest of the world. But I love getting comments, a single comment mentioning something specific that the reader liked feels way more real to my brain than like 200 kudos, so I try to leave and respond to comments as often as I can.

6. Angstiest Ending?

I don't really write angsty endings that often. I've been accused of being way Angstier than I intended with Lighthouse, and that one's not done yet, so..... yeah, that's a cop-out lol. I will finish it, though!! I promise!! I'm just so slow.

Probably The Best Revenge is Living, which was an OFMD fic about Jim finding out their Nana died during Ed's between-seasons Kraken Period. Ed is trying to care about Jim, trying to help them without showing too much weakness, but he also does use the threat of violence against a loved one to trap a grieving Jim on board the Revenge. It's sorta loving, sorta codependent, just... hurt and messy. But everybody makes it. I think in some ways I felt more free to write it like that cause it wasn't a shippy fic. I should do more of those.

7. Fic with the Happiest Ending?

Hmm. This feels harder to quantify. My two shmoopiest fics in general are Room for the Heart to Grow and Skin To Skin, which are both Ed/Stede fics because those two make me an absolute sap it turns out.

But I think the one with the happiest ending, specifically, the one that had to work for it a little bit, is probably the Schitt's Creek fic Since Always Til Forever. David and Patrick certainly spend a lot of time talking about Happy Endings, at least.

8. Do you get hate?

No, I don't think I ever have on ao3. I've been incredibly lucky. But I'm also just not that big of a name in any of my fandoms, which I suspect helps.

9. Do you write smut?

It's a pretty new development still, but. Yeah. I really came out of the gate swinging with Skin To Skin.

10. Do you write crossovers?

Yes! When an idea really strikes me. Not many have gotten to see the light of day, though. I do really wanna write a Doctor Who/Bill & Ted Crossover, and I have PLANS for a Leverage + Spideypool fic.

11. Ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope. That would be cool! I have gotten comments in other languages, that's always nice.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic?

Sorta, once, though there's only two chapters. So Glide Away On Soapy Heels was a silly Homestuck/MCU crossover shipping (beta) Mom Lalonde and Tony Stark. IIrc Shi and I brainstormed it, I wrote the first chapter more-or-less intending it to be a oneshot, she sort-of-surprised me with the chapter 2, and we were planning to alternate chapters but I don't know that I ever actually knew where I was going next.

I used to write like that all the time for original fiction in like middle and high school, but these days I find the particular guilt-spiral having a coauthor creates when I don't have time/spoons to go as fast as I'd like to be a real nasty trap.

14. All time favorite ship?

Stealing @waterme-stories' answer to say I'm way too poly for this.

I'm going to say MCU Bruce/Tony. I'm such a sucker for gay scientists. I lowkey shipped it before I was done working through my internalized homophobia enough to read or write slash. I used to RP Bruce. I can still pick them back up and start writing with no preamble. And also it's so under-represented in my bookmarks and I've apparently never published a science bros/boyfriends fic. But I love them, your honor.

If you were wondering what ship dominates my bookmarks, though, it's Stucky. Which I only started reading like three years ago. There's just so much truly incredible Stucky fic.

15. WIPs you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I usually try not to post things I'm not relatively sure I'll be able to finish, these days, although I know Lighthouse has been sitting for uh. Quite a while. I promise I'm getting back to it. I just. Need to finish a couple of Bill & Ted WIPs first.

Most of the WIPs I've actually abandoned are because I'm not inspired to write in the fandom anymore, and I feel like I've gotten too out of touch with the characters. All my old homestuck fic is in that boat.

Out of the recent-ish stuff that I did start posting, probably the biggest bummer is If You Want to Survive, which was my messy Stede/Izzy fic where they both grew up at the same boarding school and Izzy made Stede worse. I had big plans. That fandom got kinda weird to be in. I think I'm probably just letting that one go.

I also had soooooo much stuff outlined in the Edit Wars series, which was my trans!David Rose Schitt's Creek AU where the Blouse Barn opened back up under a new name except they could never settle on a new name, and Patrick took a job there instead. And I'm not saying never on that one, and thankfully since it was a series of vignettes I don't have any cliffhangers or incomplete fics, but there's basically no Wendy!! I had plans for Wendy!! And her daughter!! And for more David & Alexis scenes!! Ugh, let's be real, one extremely enthused Schitt's Creek friend could get me back on that bandwagon.

But I'm starting stuff all the time. There's so much stuff I've started, gotten invested in, outlined, realized it was going to be too long, and then never gotten off the ground with. My Jim Jimenez Ella Enchanted AU is pretty damn high on the list of ones I'm bummed I'll probably never actually write.

16. Writing strengths?

I think I write sensations really well. Flavors, body-feelings, pain. The stuff that sits right at the skin, the way it feels to be in a room. I'm also pretty good at one-on-one fight scenes and group dialogue. I think I have a knack for capturing character voices, and having characters with sticky voices is often what draws me to keep writing in a fandom past the initial idea. I can be incredibly concise when I need to be, honed by drabble-writing and poetry, although I'm out of the habit more and more lately because my betas keep telling me to leave everything in.

I also get told that I'm funny. I'm always surprised to learn this when I start getting comments, but it makes sense.

17. Writing Weaknesses?

I don't write many long fics. It's hard for me to stick with stuff past the initial intertia and balance the tone/emotions for that long. It's really hard for me to just shrug off the details and keep things moving, even when that's the tone of the source material. I struggle with describing action that's not in some way intimate (hence the bit about being good at writing one-on-one fight scenes lol) or describing a space clearly rather than emotionally/evocatively. Any time a character needs pop culture references I'm absolutely screwed. Idk why I keep writing Deadpool. Send help.

18. Thoughts on mixed language dialogue?

These days I really don't have strong opinions or well-formed thoughts. I try not to do it unless it's like a well-known saying or a couple of words. Sometimes I'll do that for Spanish or French, if it's something I happen to already know, but normally I'll just specify in the prose what language it was in. I do not have the time, skills, or resources to properly translate fanfic into a language I don't speak.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

In my memory, it was Star Wars Prequel fic that featured baby Anakin getting whisked off to some multiverse. I wrote it out on the family computer and saved it to a flash drive.

First fic I actually posted anywhere once I knew about online fandom was Twilight fanfic where there was an insert character of my best friend. I'm not sure I even changed her name, actually.

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

If I can't pick literally all of Edit Wars then I think I'm going to have to pick Learn To Live On Less. Some of the Things Some of the Time is an extremely, extremely close second.

God, who do I know on tumblr who writes fanfic still. @qwanderer @writingfish @mattholicguilt @chocolatepot @thistleraven

[jordanparker]

Always For The Money (Chapter One)

For @lemonpeter (i know that angst probably isn't your thing, but i just wanted to write something for you since i want you to have a nice day. hopefully you like 1k of fairy peter lol)

Two | Three | Four

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Tony wasn't a bad guy. But he wasn't a good guy either.

See, Tony went where the money went. His employers knew that he specialized in... capture of mythical creatures.

It was for the money. No matter what, it was always for the money.

Steal dragon eggs here, kill a couple witches there. Get the cash no matter what circumstances.

But then his next assignment came in, courtesy of one Norman Osborn.

The information was short and straight to the point; Norman wanted one of the fairies that lived in the magic forest to have children with.

Not just any fairy though. Osborn wanted one named Peter.

So Tony accepted the request and went on his merry way to capture the fairy.

And maybe if Peter hadn't been so nice and caring and oh so easily trusting, or if Tony had any sense of self preservation and common sense, he wouldn't have stayed.

But he did. He stayed in Peter's cottage, watching and learning new things about the brown haired fairy everyday.

Peter was perfect in every way, so kind in a way that Tony hadn't been cared for in years. His smile was dazzling and his eyes twinkled so nicely.

His wings were an amazing green, sparkling in the sunlight whenever the two decided to take a stroll around the small pond near the cottage.

They would sit on the bank under a tree and watch animals walk by as Peter giggled, wings fluttering and placing flowers in Tony's hair to form a crown.

But when a message from Norman came in as Tony went back into town for a day to get food, Tony knew that he had to ignore whatever he felt for Peter and complete the assignment.

That's when his idea came in. Osborn just wanted a child right? Tony could... Tony could provide that, he could take the child but leave Peter be. Let him live peacefully in his cottage, with his tulip garden and his kitchen that always smelled of fresh bread and-

So he convinced Peter to sleep with him, taking him apart and making sure he felt good.

A few weeks later Tony wiped Peter's tears and placed soft kisses on his face as the fairy sobbed his way through telling him that he was with child. As Peter looked at him with hopeful and adoring eyes when Tony held him.

The guilt was still there, but Tony knew what he had to do. But it was for the money. Always for the money.

Tony stayed throughout the pregnancy, making sure he had everything that he wanted. And Peter glowed. Looking positively tasteful with a nice blush everytime he looked at Tony, thinking that the older man wouldn't catch him.

He would talk about his life before Tony came; telling him about how a hunter had captured and killed his only living relatives. How Peter had escaped the hunter and ran until he ended up in the cottage.

How the first man he had ever loved had left him after they spent the night together. How Peter was glad that Tony hadn't done the same as the first man, Wade, and had chosen to stay. How he was glad that Tony wouldn't leave him.

Tony knew the guilt was getting worse on those nights. Knew that he only had a couple of months until the deadline for the assignment came to smack him in the face.

The assignment that he both loved and hated himself for accepting.

And then came the day. Peter had almost crushed his hand as he had pushed, crying happy tears as a loud cry had pierced the air.

Tony had placed the baby on Peter's chest, watching as the fairy had looked down at the child they had made and then looked up with tired eyes and murmured a soft "I love you."

Placing a sleeping drug mixed in with painkillers in his water, Tony had pushed the cup towards Peter and made sure that the fairy drank all of it. Tony wiped a drop of the water that had leaked out of Peter's tired mouth with his shaking hands.

He had watched over his family that night, over the love of his life. Heart constricting with regret at something that he had to do.

But he knew he had to do it. For the money. Always for the money.

Tears leaked out of his eyes as he gently pulled Peter's arms away from their child. Even in his sleep and doused in painkillers, Peter's beautiful face scrunched up almost as if he knew what would happen.

The baby, a beautiful boy with Peter's curls and Tony's brown eyes gave no resistance as it's father picked it up. Boy was a loose term, with the tiny red wings that sprung out of his back, fluttering softly every few minutes.

Tony had glanced back at the pretty fairy in his bed, already mourning his brown eyes, his dazzling smile, and his wings that fluttered with every giggle.

Those wings. The wings that Tony would glaze his fingers over every night.

Osborn would want proof that Peter had died in childbirth if Tony was going to stick with that story.

With pitiful sobs bubbling out of him, Tony had set down the baby carefully in a basket from the kitchen. Shaking hands grabbing a knife on his way back to the room where Peter lay sleeping.

"I'm so sorry my love, I'm so sorry." Tony had cried, standing above the bed with the knife poised above his head. And with a single stroke, brought the knife down in the spot where Peter's beautiful wings met his soft skin.

After a night spent making his way out of the woods, Tony walks out into town. In one arm, his baby with beautiful brown curls. And in the other, Peter's wings that no longer fluttered or glittered in the sun.

And as his foot hit the spot where the woods ended, Tony could almost hear a broken anguished scream coming from inside a cottage next to the pond.

But it was for the money, Tony reminded himself. Always for the money.

[buckybeardreams]

Sneak Peak of Tempting ch 38!!

It was hours before Wade showed up, but Peter didn't really mind. Wade hadn't actually known that Peter was coming, he just sorta showed up these days. Peter considered it as payback for all of the times that Wade had just showed up at his dorm, not that Peter had ever been upset about it. Wade was never really upset to find his Omega in his space.

In fact it made him feel all warm and fluttery inside, which wasn't a feeling that Wade admitted to feeling often. What Wade liked less was how his pretty little Omega always seemed to leave a trail of messes behind him wherever he went. Wade was starting to realize that Ned was the one who kept their dorm room tidy, because Peter didn't seem to care about tidying up.

Wade growled as he kicked shoes out of his path and glared at the trail of clothes on the ground and the dishes on the coffee table. Wade had a shitty day chasing around some asshole before finally giving up when it started pouring down and soaking through his clothes. All he wanted to do was take a hot shower and pass out. He wouldn't mind having his Omega curled up in his arms, but he was feeling a tad bit feral and the mess was not helping calm him down.

"Peter!" Wade called out, the sound accompanied by a growl.

Any thought Wade had about snapping at his Omega disappeared when he appeared with a towel on his head, rubbing it over his damp curls. Peter was completely naked, a few droplets of water trailing down his chest that had fallen off of stray strands of hair. Wade's mouth went dry and Peter tilted his head at him adorably, before grinning and dropping the towel on the ground.

Wade might have snapped from that alone, except that Peter ran into his arms, launching himself at him and nuzzled against him, purring so sweetly. All Wade could do was catch him and hold him close and rumble happily in response.

"Welcome home, Alpha!" Peter chirped, pressing a kiss to Wade's lips.

Wade groaned.

He was so lost on this little Omega, it wasn't even funny. He peppered kisses all over Peter's face, making him giggle.

"Alpha!" Peter pushed him away, still giggling, and rested his head on his shoulder, running his hand idly up and down the scarred skin on Wade's arm.

If it was anyone else Wade would snarl at them for touching him, but Peter was just so sweet and precious and Wade loved how he never shied away from him. Peter frowned, squirming as the sensation of wet clothes registered in his mind.

"You're all wet." Peter made a face like he didn't appreciate the feeling of wet clothes pressed up against his bare skin.

Wade chuckled under his breath, slipping two fingers between Peter's cheeks to feel the slick hole, wet and waiting for him, and pressed inside. Peter's lips fell open in a gasp and he whimpered, clutching at his Alpha.

"I think that's my line, princess."

.....

Yes guys, it's a full chapter dedicated to Spideypool and they really deserve it too lol

[blapis-blazuli]

Spider-Noir with any person of your choice!

Favorite SpiderNoir pairing? Uh… Um… Hmm… Well… I haven’t thought that far ahead for most of them, but…

(I’m going to hell for these)

SpiderNoir/Lapis Lazuli

• When or if I started shipping it: Right after you had a post saying something about considering Lapis/Spider-Man.• My thoughts: They’ve both been through enough, let them be happy please• What makes me happy about them: The thought of them possibly bonding over having rough lives and getting along well with the one kid they both knew before (Lapis with Peni and Noir with Steven and probably Connie too)• What makes me sad about them: It’d never be canon, but I can live with that.• Things done in art/fic that annoys me: >implying fic/art of these two exists• Things I look for in art/fic: That it exists, I guess• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Lapis with either Blendin or Blue Pearl (or me), Noir… well, just look at the rest of this post.• My happily ever after for them: That they are happy, honestly.• Their favorite non-sexual activity: Probably just chilling. They’ve had it rough enough, they both deserve a good rest.

SpiderNoir/Stanford Pines

• When or if I started shipping it: I dunno, roughly around the same time I started shipping Noirzuli I think• My thoughts: At first I thought of it because of a joke regarding Ford’s VA also being J. Jonah Jameson in a different Spider-Man movie series, and I guess it kinda grew into a bit more than that from there• What makes me happy about them: The idea of them getting put into weird situations and helping each other out of them is fun to think about• What makes me sad about them: There’s no way in hell this would ever be canon, but I can live with that.• Things done in art/fic that annoys me: lol implying art/fic of this exists• Things I look for in art/fic: …That it exists to begin with.• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Ford with Fiddleford, and Noir with- Well, you’re looking at the rest of them.• My happily ever after for them: That they’re happy at all.• Their favorite non-sexual activity: …For some reason my mind immediately went to “puzzle solving”, so I guess I’ll go with that.

SpiderNoir/Invisible Spider (my Spider-sona/self insert I guess)

• When or if I started shipping it: Immediately.• My thoughts: Well this is kinda a loaded question, I mean one of them’s a fictionalized version of me.• What makes me happy about them: I haven’t fully figured out a story yet, but trying to come up with interactions for them has been fun for me.• What makes me sad about them: I was gonna say “Noir’s kinda dead in the comics” or “it’ll never be canon” but he’s not dead in the movie, and… I dunno, there’s worse things than never being canon.• Things done in art/fic that annoys me: I haven’t even written/drawn her yet• Things I look for in art/fic: …It’d be pretty weird if she was already drawn or in a fanfic considering this is the first time I’ve really mentioned her in slightly more detail to someone other than Cait• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Noir’s answers are already obvious, and for me… Blendin and Lapis. Still. :P• My happily ever after for them: Noir is not dead and we have a life full of fun adventures with our sorta-adopted daughter Peni• Their favorite non-sexual activity: Movie nights with egg cremes.

aaand the one I’m probably going to burn in hell for the most…

SpiderNoir/Deadpool

• When or if I started shipping it: Shortly after I remembered that Spideypool exists and realized the appeal of Hamnoir for so many seems sorta like what makes that ship appealing, and then went “wait what about this though”• My thoughts: …I like it more than Hamnoir, not gonna lie. Probably more than Spideypool too, if I’m being completely honest.• What makes me happy about them: Trying to imagine the dynamic they’d have is actually really fun?• What makes me sad about them: Noir is dead in the comics, it’d never be canon, they’ve probably never even met, them meeting at all will probably never be canon, etc. Like that’ll stop me though.• Things done in art/fic that annoys me: Dude, I’d be amazed if art/fic of this even exists considering that I don’t know anyone else who ships it.• Things I look for in art/fic: I’d need proof that it exists to begin with tho• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Not sure about Deadpool, but Noir… you get the idea.• My happily ever after for them: That they are happy.• Their favorite non-sexual activity: Getting into wacky hijinks that may or may not also end up involving their daughters.

Thank you so much for asking! Sorry this is so long, I wasn’t sure which one to pick.

…Please don’t kill me for that last one…

(Send me a ship?)

[ao3-spideypool]

Anything for children, I guess.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QQZvI3

by ToxicPineapple

"Sure, the job led him into the path of a lot of cuckoos who denied a lot of things that really oughtn’t be denied. That meant: climate deniers. But it was different to come across them trying to brainwash the children who would inherit this earth. Bad enough that he himself was already at the butt of it. Kids who were younger than him were really given the short end of the stick here. Given the choice, Peter would opt to simply avoid going into the path of climate deniers as a whole.

But it was children. Damn it. Argue what you will about his weakness being Wade, or Aunt May, but kids just got him every time. Life was truly cruel."

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Peter Parker does not like talking to people who are so selfish that they would choose to ignore impending doom instead of taking the steps to protect the people who are going to be the most hurt by it. In other words: he just doesn't get along with climate deniers. He goes out of his way to avoid talking to and debating with people like that.

But it's different with children. And of course they're not really climate deniers yet, but they could easily become so. And he knows that, as Spiderman, he sorta has to make sure these kids aren't living a lie.

Words: 6336, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Tonyyyy Stark (mentioned), Aunt May (mentioned), a lot of children who Do Not Understand(TM)

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: peter really just wants a break, actually he needs a break but he doesn't want one, tony forced him into this, forced break taking, not really though because he doesn't actually take a break, he just patrols, Fucking Peter, oh i cuss a lot, i don't remember how much i cussed in this fic, but i do cuss a lot, i even accidentally wrote "fuc" instead of fic, completely unintentional, can happen to anybody, Climate Change, should i do a tw for climate deniers, oh this is really liberal, it's mostly satire but really liberal nonetheless, i mentioned a lot of liberal things, i didn't talk about gun control though, i like to live on the edge, but that's different from just throwing myself into the pit, i have self preservation instincts, Contrary to popular belief, this is a really wholesome fic actually, by the way, oh peter is tired, peter is tired of most things, but especially uh not doing things, also peter watches the flash, because i watch the flash, this is what you call, "forcing your beliefs onto a character", am i allowed to call myself a t to the w to the a to the t, is that word allowed, is it derogatory, most words are derogatory, is that how you spell derogatory?, I checked, AND IT IS, i'm proud of myself, im cryin, I TYPE IN THE LETTER A, AND A03 RECOMMENDS 'ANAL SEX', NO A03, this is wholesome, no sexy times, there's some quality fluff at the end though, also fourth wall breaks, also peter hates himself but lowkey, this isn't really mcu i'm sorry, and not much iron dad either, since peter calls mr stark tony in his internal narration, though that could be just because i refer to the dad guy as tony, idk lol, anyway, Spideypool - Freeform, but gentle, also peter's weakness is children, he likes children, and he will do things he doesn't like to in the name of children, because peter is actually dad, can tom holland adopt me, wait he's like kind of a fetus, i'm a more of a fetus but tom holland is Young(TM), i feel powerless without my genuine trademark symbols, peter talks about wade a lot, or thinks about him, also there's this kid named noah who's pretty lit, i would've named all the kids but that's a lot of effort, i'm not up to it, i actually write a lot but i only posted one other piece here more than a year ago, also uh sorry but this is my first spiderman fanfiction despite years of obsession, like years as in over a decade, so be gentle, hahahaha that's what peter said, or wade?, depends on the fanfiction tbh, actually no, wade would never ask somebody to be gentle, because he's kinky, noooo now the word kinky is in my tags, i've made mistakes, MOST OF THESE AREN'T EVEN RELATED TO TEH STORY, i'm tryinf, i need to move on, I'm Sorry

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QQZvI3

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Anything for children, I guess.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QQZvI3

by ToxicPineapple

"Sure, the job led him into the path of a lot of cuckoos who denied a lot of things that really oughtn’t be denied. That meant: climate deniers. But it was different to come across them trying to brainwash the children who would inherit this earth. Bad enough that he himself was already at the butt of it. Kids who were younger than him were really given the short end of the stick here. Given the choice, Peter would opt to simply avoid going into the path of climate deniers as a whole.

But it was children. Damn it. Argue what you will about his weakness being Wade, or Aunt May, but kids just got him every time. Life was truly cruel."

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Peter Parker does not like talking to people who are so selfish that they would choose to ignore impending doom instead of taking the steps to protect the people who are going to be the most hurt by it. In other words: he just doesn't get along with climate deniers. He goes out of his way to avoid talking to and debating with people like that.

But it's different with children. And of course they're not really climate deniers yet, but they could easily become so. And he knows that, as Spiderman, he sorta has to make sure these kids aren't living a lie.

Words: 6336, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Tonyyyy Stark (mentioned), Aunt May (mentioned), a lot of children who Do Not Understand(TM)

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: peter really just wants a break, actually he needs a break but he doesn't want one, tony forced him into this, forced break taking, not really though because he doesn't actually take a break, he just patrols, Fucking Peter, oh i cuss a lot, i don't remember how much i cussed in this fic, but i do cuss a lot, i even accidentally wrote "fuc" instead of fic, completely unintentional, can happen to anybody, Climate Change, should i do a tw for climate deniers, oh this is really liberal, it's mostly satire but really liberal nonetheless, i mentioned a lot of liberal things, i didn't talk about gun control though, i like to live on the edge, but that's different from just throwing myself into the pit, i have self preservation instincts, Contrary to popular belief, this is a really wholesome fic actually, by the way, oh peter is tired, peter is tired of most things, but especially uh not doing things, also peter watches the flash, because i watch the flash, this is what you call, "forcing your beliefs onto a character", am i allowed to call myself a t to the w to the a to the t, is that word allowed, is it derogatory, most words are derogatory, is that how you spell derogatory?, I checked, AND IT IS, i'm proud of myself, im cryin, I TYPE IN THE LETTER A, AND A03 RECOMMENDS 'ANAL SEX', NO A03, this is wholesome, no sexy times, there's some quality fluff at the end though, also fourth wall breaks, also peter hates himself but lowkey, this isn't really mcu i'm sorry, and not much iron dad either, since peter calls mr stark tony in his internal narration, though that could be just because i refer to the dad guy as tony, idk lol, anyway, Spideypool - Freeform, but gentle, also peter's weakness is children, he likes children, and he will do things he doesn't like to in the name of children, because peter is actually dad, can tom holland adopt me, wait he's like kind of a fetus, i'm a more of a fetus but tom holland is Young(TM), i feel powerless without my genuine trademark symbols, peter talks about wade a lot, or thinks about him, also there's this kid named noah who's pretty lit, i would've named all the kids but that's a lot of effort, i'm not up to it, i actually write a lot but i only posted one other piece here more than a year ago, also uh sorry but this is my first spiderman fanfiction despite years of obsession, like years as in over a decade, so be gentle, hahahaha that's what peter said, or wade?, depends on the fanfiction tbh, actually no, wade would never ask somebody to be gentle, because he's kinky, noooo now the word kinky is in my tags, i've made mistakes, MOST OF THESE AREN'T EVEN RELATED TO TEH STORY, i'm tryinf, i need to move on, I'm Sorry

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[spideypool-enthusiast]

PLZJDGDBSVSS notification jumpscare, hi hello, gr8 fic tho! and i agree def more spidery!peter

this fic just had peter unhinge his jaw and pop open his mandibles and pldnfbnddpeps (idk the actual word) to suck wade's dick that's so funny and also the monster fuckers are winning