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Matt: What if something happens to Neil and he never gets to meet my baby? I don’t want to hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Neil.
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El: Rules are made to be broken.
Mike: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken
Lucas: Uh, piñatas.
Will: Glow sticks.
Max: Karate boards.
Dustin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
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Catra: We’re finally getting along.
Scorpia: Talk to her. That’s what friends do.
Catra: Nope, I’m gonna wait till I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Scorpia: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Catra: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I’m gonna win that way.
Scorpia: Seems like a bad plan.
Catra: Now I have 78.
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I never watch Brooklyn 99 either and Hawke creating problems for Aveline. [ Follow me on Instagram @hn_sabr ]
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(src: text: Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4x21, altered; pics: SW6, interviews)

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Lucifer Unveils Season 4 Premiere Date In New Teaser (And Is It Getting Hot In Here?)
Credit: Netflix
Ever since Netflix played the White Knight and saved Lucifer from near permanent cancellation after Fox played Thanos and axed Lucifer and Brooklyn Nine-Nine, both have been enjoying their new homes even if the move to Netflix was surprising to relieved fans. (Netflix saved the show at the last minute and wasn’t even being named as a major contender for saving the series.)
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Cavs rally past Bulls 104-101, snap 6-game skid
CHICAGO (AP) -- Cleveland Cavaliers coach Larry Drew looked at a rare victory as a learning experience.
Jordan Clarkson and Alec Burks each scored 18 points, Cedi Osman added 17 and the Cavaliers ended a six-game losing streak, rallying to beat the Chicago Bulls 104-101 on Sunday.
''We haven't been in that situation often,'' Drew said. ''But when we do get there, I think it is important moving forward that we learn how to play down the stretch, learn how to execute, we learn how to, defensively, get the stops that we need.''
NBA-worst Cleveland improved to 10-41 after dropping 18 of 19. Matthew Dellavedova had 16 points, and Rodney Hood added 14.
Burks had a follow basket with 17 seconds left to put Cleveland up 102-101. After Chicago's Kris Dunn missed at the rim at the other end, Dellavedova hit a pair of free throws to close out the scoring.
The Bulls' Zach LaVine missed a 3-point attempt at the buzzer. Cleveland's defense held Chicago to one field goal in the final 3:50.
Lauri Markkanen led Chicago with 21 points and 15 rebounds, and LaVine had 17 points and 12 rebounds. The Bulls have lost three straight and 13 of 14. They've also lost to the 15-win Atlanta Hawks during that span.
''It's frustrating, but we just have to keep our heads up,'' Markkanen said. ''That's the beauty of this league. We have the next one coming up in two days. Nobody's going to feel sorry for us. We're going to show up for work and try to get better.''
Cleveland had a 12-2 run early in the fourth quarter to take a 91-83 lead. Clarkson had seven points during the run.
The Bulls answered with a run of their own, with Markkanen tying it at 94 with a three-point play with 5 1/2 minutes to go. Robin Lopez put Chicago back on top at 98-96 with 3:50 remaining. After the Cavaliers took a 100-98 lead, Wayne Selden Jr. hit a 3-pointer to give the Bulls a 101-100 edge with 1:07 left, setting up the finish.
''We're growing, guys are starting to pick up on things,'' Clarkson said. ''What are we 50 (games) in? It's got to start showing now, and I think guys are starting to pick up on things.''
TIP-INS
Cavaliers: F Larry Nance Jr. was scoreless in 17 minutes off the bench in his second game back from a sprained right knee. ... Cleveland let go G Cameron Payne after declining to sign him for the remainder of the season. Payne's second 10-day contract expired Saturday. He averaged 8.2 points and 2.6 assists in nine games with Cleveland.
Bulls: Rookie F Chandler Hutchinson will be sidelined for at least a month with a fractured bone in his right foot. Hutchinson will be in a walking boot for two to four weeks and will be reevaluated following next month's all-star break. The 22nd pick of the 2018 draft has played in 44 games (14 starts), averaging 5.2 points and 4.2 rebounds in 20.3 minutes.
PLAYING HURT
Hutchinson was injured late against the Hawks on Wednesday night, but thought it was just minor soreness. He practiced the following day and had a career-high-tying 12 points and a career-high 12 rebounds in 41 minutes two nights later against the Los Angeles Clippers before the injury was discovered.
''You play a whole game, you think just some ice, some stim and treatment and you'll be good,'' Hutchinson said. ''To have to be out for multiple weeks is kind of a bummer.''
STREAK SNAPPED
The Bulls had won the first three meetings between the teams this season, including a 104-88 win in Cleveland six days earlier.
UP NEXT
Cavaliers: Host Washington on Tuesday night.
Bulls: At Brooklyn on Tuesday night.
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Ronan: It was a joke. I was insulting him. You know, flirting.
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[Catra shows up wearing pink]
Bow: Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in some crazy fight?
Glimmer: Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?
Adora: If Catra had a twin she would have eaten her in the womb.
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Ex-South American soccer head stays in prison with virus
A federal judge denied a request for compassionate release by the former head of South American soccer after he contracted the coronavirus while serving a nine-year prison sentence. U.S. District Judge Pamela K. Chen in Brooklyn ruled Tuesday that Juan Angel Napout should remain at the low-security Federal Correctional Institution, Miami. The Paraguayan was among the former FIFA officials convicted following a U.S. government investigation into corruption of soccer.
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TV Review – Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lights Out and Season Seven
TV Review – Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lights Out and Season Seven
TL;DR – A fun episode from start to finish and a great way to finish the season Score – 4.5 out of 5 stars

It is the end of a season, but thankfully not the end of the series, so what does the show have in store for us. Well, a good season finally has to close a season, but also be a good episode in its own right, while also getting it ready to propel it into the future. Tonight we get an…
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College professors donate to Democrats over Republicans 95 to 1

Where do college professors send their political donations?
Why is it that college students, including Christian college students, are becoming so progressive? It’s because their professors are all progressive. This isn’t just my opinion. You can look at the breakdown of political donations made by college professors to see how many of them donate to Republicans vs Democrats.
Here is the latest from Campus Reform:
A recent study found that U.S. college professors donate exclusively to Democrats over Republicans by a 95:1 ratio.
Two researchers, Heterodox Academy Director of Research Sean Stevens and Brooklyn College Professor Mitchell Langbert conducted the study, published by the National Association of Scholars. They looked at the political donations of 12,372 college professors at universities in 31 states and the District of Columbia during the past two election cycles in 2015-16 and 2017-18.
Stevens and Langbert conducted their study by looking at political donation data available from the Federal Election Commission.
Of those professors, 2,112 made political donations, 2,081 of which were donated to Democrats. Just 22 of those 2,112 professors donated to Republicans. Nine professors donated to both Republicans and Democrats, according to the study.
The findings indicate that professors donated to Democrats more than Republicans by a 95:1 ratio. In addition to the number of professors who donated to Democrats versus Republicans, the study also revealed how many professors are registered to vote as Democrats compared with professors who are registered as Republicans. Nearly half of the 12,372 professors — 48.5 percent — are registered Democrats while just 5.7 percent are registered Republicans.
Given that, it’s not hard to see why Democrats like Elizabeth Warren want to provide those college professors with $1.3 trillion of taxpayer money – which is what the student loan bailout does.
What explains all of this?
Consider this essay by secular libertarian professor Robert Nozick who explains why university professors are liberal.
Excerpt:
What factor produced feelings of superior value on the part of intellectuals? I want to focus on one institution in particular: schools. As book knowledge became increasingly important, schooling–the education together in classes of young people in reading and book knowledge–spread. Schools became the major institution outside of the family to shape the attitudes of young people, and almost all those who later became intellectuals went through schools. There they were successful. They were judged against others and deemed superior. They were praised and rewarded, the teacher’s favorites. How could they fail to see themselves as superior? Daily, they experienced differences in facility with ideas, in quick-wittedness. The schools told them, and showed them, they were better.
The schools, too, exhibited and thereby taught the principle of reward in accordance with (intellectual) merit. To the intellectually meritorious went the praise, the teacher’s smiles, and the highest grades. In the currency the schools had to offer, the smartest constituted the upper class. Though not part of the official curricula, in the schools the intellectuals learned the lessons of their own greater value in comparison with the others, and of how this greater value entitled them to greater rewards.
The wider market society, however, taught a different lesson. There the greatest rewards did not go to the verbally brightest. There the intellectual skills were not most highly valued. Schooled in the lesson that they were most valuable, the most deserving of reward, the most entitled to reward, how could the intellectuals, by and large, fail to resent the capitalist society which deprived them of the just deserts to which their superiority “entitled” them? Is it surprising that what the schooled intellectuals felt for capitalist society was a deep and sullen animus that, although clothed with various publicly appropriate reasons, continued even when those particular reasons were shown to be inadequate?
It’s very important to understand what is motivating university professors, especially ones who are in departments divorced from reality, like English and victim studies of various sorts. They are literally teaching classes in topic that have no accountability to reality. It’s just indoctrination in what the professor believes. These professors think they are smart, but they don’t earn anything like productive people in the private sector, e.g. – software engineers. It creates a deep sense of inferiority that makes them hostile to the capitalist system. Their only hope is a powerful government that redirects money from those who serve customers (private sector companies) to “wordsmiths” like themselves.
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(src: text: Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3x07, altered; pics: SW8, Tour The Millenium Falcon with Donald Glover - link)

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Fighting the Odds
Kristen Granata
I’d prepared myself for a life without love. Lost my parents and anyone else I got close to. Nothing good ever stays for long. I’m a statistic after all. Former foster kid. Former drug addict, alcoholic. Always thought I was destined to be alone. Always felt like I wasn’t worth a damn.
Then Carla Evans walked into my life.
One look at her in that uptight, buttoned-up outfit and I knew I had to have her. For a night, I’d indulge myself in the fantasy of a girl like her actually wanting a guy like me.
Then she moved here with no job and that ridiculous bucket list.
I knew she needed my help.
I just didn’t expect to need hers.
I spent a long time letting myself believe I didn’t deserve happiness. It took me a while (and a whole lot of therapy) to realize I’d had it all wrong.
Now I know.
And now I have to tell her.
*This new adult romance flip-flops between the past and present, following TJ’s difficult journey to get to where he is now. Fighting the Odds deals with sensitive topics like drug abuse, death, foster care, homelessness, and miscarriage. But it is also an inspirational story of love, friendship, hope, and finding your inner warrior.
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Kristen Granata is a teacher by day, and an (exhausted) author by night. Known for writing emotional New Adult Romance, she loves creating realistic, flawed characters who struggle through the darkest parts of life and come out stronger on the other side. Kristen is a self-proclaimed "bitter cynic trapped in a hopeless romantic's body." Her characters pack a sarcastic punch, make you laugh, make you think, make you ugly cry - and they will always live happily ever after. If you're a lover of moving, inspirational reads, Kristen's your girl. Kristen was born in Brooklyn, New York in 1986. She moved to Staten Island with her family and lived there for almost twenty years. There she attended community college and became a teacher. Despite her passion for writing, and despite her professors strongly suggesting she become a writer, she took the more sensible route (bitter cynic, remember?) After going through a difficult divorce when she was only twenty-nine, Kristen returned to writing. The raw story that poured out of her led her to publish her debut novel, Collision, in March of 2018. Soon after in August 2018, the sequel, Avoidance, was published. Her third novel, The Other Brother, released in April 2019. Kristen openly shares her mental health struggles with depression and anxiety with her Instagram following. Her message is a beacon of hope to anyone who is suffering: You are not alone. She delicately weaves this theme into her writing, and demonstrates the ability of love to heal trauma. When she's not teaching or writing, Kristen is reading, Instagramming, indulging in her messy love affair with popcorn, and annoying her wife and step-daughters by incessantly singing along to The Greatest Showman soundtrack.
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Matt: If anything happens to Neil, I’ll never forgive myself. My last words to him were, “No, you’re the man.”
Renee: That actually sounds pretty nice, Matt.
Matt: Nice isn’t good enough, Renee!
#incorrect tfc quotes#matt boyd#neil josten#renee walker#tfc#aftg#src: brooklyn nine nine#sorry can't stop gotta clean out my drafts!#shut up oli#mine#bro.....
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