#staticspider

[gyubby99]

If you don’t know me I eat up any vox ship there is and they’re all so funny because imagine cupping your partner’s face.. and you’re cupping a fucking TV.

Imagine admiring your partner from the side.. and their side profile is fucking THIS

And those characters that are being shipped with vox, even self inserts or ocs.. they’re all like “This is the man I want” like brother WHAT 😭😭

[aislinceivun]

📺🕷️StaticDust art masterpost✨

My favorite rarepair, I'm so so weak for them

The first three are illustrations for Sameko's amazing slow burn fanfic Hold Me Up (if you like these characters, PLEASE give it a go; it's such a delight of a work <333), the other two are unrelated I just don't want to make separate posts sgsdgds

There's also smut on my twt😏

[eslypyiris]

What your favorite ship from Hazbin Hotel says about you

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★ Warning: This post was made as a joke, don't take it seriously. Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence ★

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Chaggie: You think you are always right.

Chalastor: You used to be (or still are) that theatre kid.

Huskerdust: You're dealing with a lot of problems and don't know how to fix them.

Radiodust: You are old.

Vaggie/Angel Dust: You are VERY old.

Radiohusk: You like cute animal and angst fics.

Staticmoth: You think even villains deserve love.

Staticradio: You are here for the drama.

Radiorose: You want to date your best friend.

Radioapple: You want Charlie to have two dads (Also, you wanna be Charlie's sibling)

Adamsapple: You watched Good Omens.

Lucilith: You just want Lucifer to fix his family issues and be happy (Honestly, who doesn't?)

Cherrisnake: You think snakes are cool and/or cute.

Guitarspear: You think of yourself as a bad person, but actually the only thing you really want is to be loved and understood.

Emilute: You want either a tough partner or a soft partner. There's no in between.

Polyvees: You spend a lot of time on the internet.

Valdust: Police, it's this one!

Chaggily: You want Emily to fall.

Charmily: You are soft.

Zestmilla: You are goth.

RoyalFlush: You don't let yourself be fooled by appearances.

Staticspider: Your favorite season is winter because It's the perfect excuse to wrap yourself in a blanket and watch TV.

Radiomaid: You like anime.

Staticradioapple: You, my dear friend, are horny or a helpless romantic.

Brokerdoll: You're tired and you want things to go back to the way they used to be.

Staticapple: You've been having bad luck in love because you've been looking for that "special someone," but the day you stop looking for them will be the day you'll finally be loved.

Character x reader: You wish you were born in the hazbin hotel universe.

(I think these are all the ships. If I forgot any, let me know🌸)

★ Part 2

[moodooivy]

Is there a lore reason why Vox is so shippable with EVERYONE?

WITH ALL OF THEM

[karenka-sutcliff]

I really want a new Staticdust Week 🙏🏻

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[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Did that Hazbin shipping chart Ive seen floating around cuz like why not lmao

And here are all the layers individually cuz this ended up being kind of a mess-

I will DIE on the Serapent hill I don't CARE!!!!!!! Also Sera wasn't close enough to the other 2 for me to make any marks abt it but CherriSeraPent has my attention and the more I consider it the more I like it tbh.

Guitarspear has a little heart next to it cuz they're my favorite <3

I have weird feelings abt shipping Valentino. I firmly believe the only characters that are really. Okay to ship with him are the other Vees and maybe Niffty. Like Im not gonna go around attacking other ppl abt it, rlly if you see content you don't like the best thing you can do is block and move on, but I still don't like the idea of him in a relationship to the point where even the ships involving him I DO support are on thin ice(hence why Velval and Staticmoth individually are so low). That being said I am nothing if not a sucker for dysfunctional polycules(I will DIE ON THE POLYVEES HILL TOO, FUCK YOU!!!!!!), and the idea of Niffty terrorizing Val and being kinda like his horrible purse dog(thanks @/kibbles-bits lmfao) is funny asf, so I am willing to make exceptions on my no shipping Val stance lmfao.

Velmilla is in the NOTP section because the theory that Velvette is one of Carmilla's daughters is compelling enough to me that I don't feel comfortable shipping them at all, but I did stripe it w/ "maybe?/neutral" bcuz if that theory ends up being undeniably disproven next season then there's probably some potential there Idk

Husk x Alastor is a NOTP bcuz I think enough parallels between Val and Alastor have been pulled that the ship is iffy at BEST. Like it's not an immediate block if you ship it but it is kind of a red flag to me. Dont feel as much vitriolic disgust towards it as I do other NOTPs tho so it's also in the not for me section.

I forgot to draw friend lines between Niffty and Charlie/Vaggie smh... I also forgot to draw one between Pentious and Vaggie/Husk wtf- WAIT I ALSO FORGOT TO PUT ONE BETWEEN HUSK AND VAGGIE FUCK-

Also once again they weren't close enough for me to make any marks abt it but STATICRADIOROSE MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO STATICRADIOROSE + VELVETTE!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I STAND ON VELVETTE/ALASTOR OR VELVETTE/ROSIE INDIVIDUALLY THO IM GONNA NEED TO THINK ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mottsfiddle]

Part 3 of Halloween Sketch Requests!!

[hazbinrarepairs]

StaticDust propaganda: they bond over val being a dick to them ok hear me out

StaticBelle propaganda: SHE COULD FIX HIM IK IT

[stickiemax]

so my friend and i started roleplaying them as a joke… needless to say, we are obsessed 📺🕷️

follow me on instagram! ☆

[manyminded]

so basically I like applemedia and huskerdust, but on the side I also appreciate staticspider, royalflush, and appledust. so I made this. (blank can be found here.) ft. tgirl alastor and bigender vox because of course I did

this is inspired by @cringefailvox’s poly ship chart so I wanted to throw my hat into the ring. yes I know I already did divine comedy who cares, I love this chart I’ll use it forever

[eepythegoof]

[aislinceivun]

drew this last month but forgot to crosspost here sdjgdjsgnsd

Another fanart for Sameko's amazing slowburn longfic Hold Me Up - drawn for Day 1 of StaticDust Week over on twt, for the prompt "firsts": Vox and Vark's first time meeting Fat Nuggets from ch31🥰

More HMU & other staticdust art from me here

[eslypyiris]

I gave each Hazbin Hotel ship a song 🌸

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Chaggie: Unconditionally

Chalastor: I'm damaged

Huskerdust: There for you

Radiodust: Car radio

Vaggie/Angel Dust: The man I used to be

Radiohusk: The other side

Staticmoth: Love sucks

Staticradio: Mr. Blue

Radiorose: Safe and sound

Radioapple: Let the children watch

Adamsapple: East of Eden

Lucilith: Fairytale

Cherrisnake: Out of my league

Guitarspear: Stronger

Emilute: Breath of life

Polyvees: Don't treat me with a good time

Chaggily: Cosmic love

Charmily: Paradise

Zestmilla: I wouldn't mind

RoyalFlush: Shooting Star

Staticspider: Obsessions

Radiomaid: Smile

Staticradioapple: Your friend Steve

Brokerdoll: Shatter me

Staticapple: Not another song about love

Character x reader: C'mon

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If I forgot any ship please let me know

★ Part 1 // Part 3

[moodooivy]

One of my favorite things to do is ship things in pairs. My favorite being any combo between Vox, Valentino, Alastor, and Angel Dust.

StaticMoth and RadioDust, I dislike RadioDust, but together, they make a funny shipping duo.

StaticDust and Valastor, in my head it gives me the funny scenario where Vox and Angel get together to spite Alastor and Valentino.

RadioStatic and ValAngel, NOT IN THE PRESENT TIME. I like to ship these together in the past and imagine Vox, Alastor, Angel, and Val double dating all the time (Aka, Vox and Alastor tag along Val and Angel's dates and Alastor thinks it's a double date).

[karenka-sutcliff]

ValentinHo, Ho, Hoes...

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[solwrynn]

Let me offer tumblr my StaticDust fan kids