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Harley, walking into the lab after smoking a fatty blnt: do you ever think the trees are trying to tell us something, and we just don't know how to hear it anymore?
Peter, already done with him: i just want you to stop saying odd shit
#harley keener#peter parker#i heard this sound on tiktok and thought of them#avengers#incorrect marvel quotes#parley#parkner#stoner harley >>#sober peter
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Wrong Number
MDNI // smutfic // Jason Todd x Reader
“You accidentally take an edible laced with sex pollen, and unbeknownst to you, you called Jason instead of Ivy. Smut ensues.”
(gender-neutral reader, no use of y/n, recreational drug use, sex pollen, missionary, creampie, aphrodisiacs)
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[dedicated to @fcthots ]
Your breaths come out in short puffs, sweat beading on your forehead. Your skin is on fire, and there’s an undeniable ache between your legs you can’t ignore anymore. Stripped naked, you laid on your bed, legs squeezed together to try and alleviate your burning desire. Dammit. You reach out to your phone, sweeping your hand over your sheets until your fingers make contact with the smooth surface of your screen. Opening it, you scroll down your contacts. F, G, H, I, J. You hit Ivy’s contact, and close your eyes while you let it ring. Hearing it connect, you groan, “Ivyyyy, I don’t know what was in that damn edible you made but I feel- I don’t- ugh.” You smack your bed in frustration, tears welling up from the tension in your stomach. This was embarrassing. You were high, and then horny, but now the high has worn off and you’re still trying to get off. “You know what- never mind, I’ll talk to you later.” You clicked the end call button, and rolled onto your back. Okay, time to try and finish.
Jason stared at the phone in his hand, the screen on ‘call ended’. What the hell was that about? Shit, you weren’t in trouble were you? Edible, huh… He heard from you that Ivy was dabbling in making some after growing weed, which, whatever, she’s not destroying city blocks with her plants anymore so he’ll take that any day. But by your words, it seemed like she’s up to something, he’ll have to check on that later. Or…
“Hey, Oracle. Do me a favor and look into Ivy for me?”
“Sure, what for?” came her reply.
“Mmm, well my friend took one of her edibles and-”
“Wait. Edibles? You better not be doing some stupid prank Hood, or I swear-”
“No! No, it's-,” he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose,”She just sounded like she was in trouble, but whatever, I’ll deal with it.”
“Oh.” He could hear through the comm link the way her voice softened, which he’s not sure if he hates or is grateful for. “Alright, I’ll send someone over to Ivy’s location.”
“Thanks.”
He shut off the link and looked over to your fire escape. Parking his bike in the alley that ran next to your place, he scaled the wall and clambered onto the escape. It was dark in your room, but you left your window open. Pulling the screen aside, Jason stepped into the room and onto the little welcome mat you put there as a stupid joke. He opened his mouth to speak but stopped.
You were on your side, moans muffled by your pillow as you worked your fingers faster, the slick noises accompanying your voice. His eyes widened, heat shooting through his body as he felt his dick twitch in his combat pants. Fuck, oh how he’s thought of you like this for some nights now. But not now, he thought, must’ve been some of Ivy’s aphrodisiac in that edible. Clearing his throat, he stepped closer. You squeal, and bolt upright, looking at him with wide eyes. “Wha- Jay, what are you doing here?”
“You called me,” he shrugged, ”Wrong number, I guess.”
You stared at him, gears turning in your brain. Maybe, maybe not ‘wrong number’. He could help you, couldn’t he? He’s always been on your mind like that, you might’ve had some unholy thoughts about your best friend.
“Jay,” you whisper, crawling on your hands and knees toward him, “Please,” you’re reaching up to his face now, settling your hand on his mask, “fuck me”.
“Uhh.” It’s his turn to stare at you, eyes trailing over the slope of your chest. “I- I mean, no, you’ve been dosed with some aphrodisiac-” You’re taking his mask off now, sliding your other hand down his chest- “And- and I can’t-”, his breath catches as your hand is placed right on top of his tummy, “-you don’t know what you want,” he finished, glancing from your hands to your half-lidded eyes.
“I don’t?” You gaze back into his eyes, looking down to his lips as you move closer, ghosting your hands over his body and placing them on his shoulders. Your lips connect, and he deepens the kiss, placing his hands on your waist. You pull him closer to you, shifting back until you can bring him down to your level, lips still on each other as he runs a hand through your hair. Your hair catches on his fingers and it pulls, but it feels so good the way he’s bringing his hand through from your scalp and grabbing a fistful of your hair at the back. You moan into his mouth as your kisses get sloppier, as he releases your hair and his hands wander down over your nude body, caressing your thighs. You don’t know if you can take it anymore. Pulling back from his kiss, you breathe,”Jay, please, I need you so badly, I- I can’t-”. You gasp as he suddenly grips your thighs and curses.
Straightening, he starts to strip as you watch, flushing as you spot his happy trail and finally, as he pulls his pants down you can see the bump of his bulge in his boxers. You rub your thighs together, scooting back onto the bed to give him space to mount you. You can see him tracing the shape of your body with his eyes, finally locking onto the wetness between your legs. Jason pushes his boxers down, letting his cock spring free and you can see he’s already leaking precum, which threatens to snap that tight band in your stomach. Throwing your head back, you moan and spread your legs for him. “Yeah,” he breathes, “Yeah I’ll fuck you alright,” as he looms over your needy body. He kneels on the bed, lining his stiff cock with your entrance and begins to push in.
“Fuuuckk, baby you gotta relax,” he moans, pressing into you slowly as your mouth gapes from how he’s stretching you open. You swear you almost cum immediately from his intrusion, but your arousal heightens as he thrusts all the way in. You cry out in pleasure, gripping your sheets and squeezing your eyes shut as he starts to fuck you, slowly at first but quickening his pace as to seeing how desperate you are. You were practically rolling your hips onto his cock until he held them still and fucked you at a punishing pace. He groaned, his ear tickled with your pleading and moaning. It felt so good, the burning feeling turned into pleasure as Jason rocked his hips into yours, and you were sure you were going to finally cum.
“Fuck, you’re so good for me aren’t you?” he moans, the sounds of your sex filling the room.
“You’re close, aren’t you baby? C’mon then,” he lowers his face towards your ear, “Cum for me sweetheart,” he whispers, and finally that tension snaps and you cry out, your orgasm forcing your eyes shut as you cream around his cock that’s still pumping hard into you. You pant as he curses and thrusts into you faster, chasing his own high until he’s spilling his cum into you, the warmth making your belly tingle. He’s panting too, as he pulls out of you and stands up, reaching over to grab a towel from your dresser. He cleans you up and you stare up at him, eyes half-lidded and the only sounds that fill the room are of you two breathing hard. You don’t talk and neither does he, and you move over on the bed to give him room as he lays next to you. He moves onto his side, propping his head up with a hand as he smirks, “Not bad, huh?”
You snort, and snuggle closer to him.
“Not bad at all, Jay.”
#mdni#this is my first smut i wrote this in one go no beta readers#i think it’d be funny if harley and ivy were stoner girlfriends. they had weed and chilled out.#jason todd#red hood#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#jason todd smut#dc smut#smut fic#sex pollen
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Wanted to smoke a fatty on the way home today and forgot all my stuff😭! Now I'm bummed out cuz I gotta wait😒!
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Am I the only one who thinks Harley is a lowkey stoner?
#stoner harley keener#harley keener#harley keener headcanons#marvel#marvel headcanons#mcu#iron man 3#marvel incorrect quotes
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Masterlist

↳ MS stands for Mini-series; S for Series; 18+ for anything that contains mature themes; F for Fluff; A for Angst; you’ll find warnings at the start of each one-shot

☆ Drive to survive ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; Formula One Racer AU; Red Bull driver AU ☆ You belong to me ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; mobster AU; Joker/Harley vibes ☆ I know you want me ↳ [F; A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; enemies AU; police reader AU ☆ Is Santa the new Cupid? ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; holiday themed AU; office romance AU; mutual pinning AU; bother's best friend AU ☆ Through your colours ↳ [F;A]; non-idol AU, slice of life AU, barista x artist AU, strangers to lovers AU

☆ Lust we both share ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; vampire AU; enemies to lovers AU ☆ Your desire ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; sugar daddy AU; university AU ☆ Take me to Paris... ↳ [F; A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; single mother AU ☆ Obliviate Me ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; Harry Potter AU; lovers to enemies AU; tragic love AU ☆ Sugar on my lips ↳ [F, suggestive]: non-idol AU; university AU; sports AU; 90's romcom; enemies to lovers AU

☆ Who am I? ↭ Part 2 ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; university AU; bad boy AU; gang AU ☆ From people you know, to people you don't ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; lovers to exes to aqcuittances AU ☆ bf!Yunho instagram stories ↳ [F]; smau; idol AU; boyfriend AU ☆ Above the world ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; Spiderman AU, strangers to lovers AU, high school AU ☆ Under the pretense ↳ [F, suggestive]: non-idol AU; university AU; sports AU; 90's romcom; enemies to lovers AU ☆ How beautiful you are ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; Jane Austen AU; 1770 AU; enemies to lovers AU ☆ Thousand Miles, just to get you back ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU; rivals to lovers!au ☆ Take your breath away ↳ [A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; Academy AU; werewolf AU; mates AU; unrequited love-ish AU ☆ The trace of you ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU, psychiatrist x patient AU, forbidden love AU, mutual pining AU ☆ You can run but you can't hide ↳ [+18;A]; non-idol AU; vampire hunter x vampire AU; enemies to lovers AU; modern time setting, doctor!reader, cop!Yunho ☆ So, you are Yunho... ↳ [+18]; non-idol AU, post uni setting AU, one-night stand AU, stoner AU ☆ embrace me more ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; Spiderman!Yunho; high school sweethearts AU; lovers to exes to lovers AU

☆ Take Control ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; reader is a gang member

☆ Your worst mistake... ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU; stylist San AU & victor reader AU; forbidden love AU

☆ Grease and Oil ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; car mechanic AU; mutual pining AU ☆ Love Me Like A Rockstar ↳ [S;A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; enemies to lovers AU; university AU; rockstar AU; he fell first, but she fell harder AU ☆ Forget-me-not ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; illegal racing AU; enemies to lovers AU ☆ Love you, forever ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; boyfriend AU; university AU ☆ Preying on you tonight ↳ [A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; Academy AU; werewolf AU; vampire AU; enemies to lovers AU; mates AU ☆ bf!Mingi instagram stories ↳ [F]; smau; non-idol AU; boyfriend AU ☆ Cold Red Iron ↳ [18+, humour]; non-idol AU; Iron Man AU; workplace AU; enemies to something more AU ☆ Haunted me, haunting you ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU; victor AU; acquittances since childhood to lovers AU ☆ Your little monster ↳ [18+]; non-idol!au, mafia!au, established relationship!au, mafia reader!au, Harley Quinn x Joker inspired relationship ☆ Every time I see you... ↳ [18+;F;A]; non-idol AU; slice of life AU; established situationship AU ☆ His car isn't yours (ft. Jongho) ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; established relationship AU; dysfunctional relationship AU; breakup AU; lovers to exes AU; strangers to friends to lovers AU

☆ Daemonium ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; demon AU; crack AU; dormmate AU; university AU ☆ I'll go animal to keep you next to me ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; stalker AU; university AU; strangers to enemies AU ☆ Neverland's treasure ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; pirate AU; royal AU; rivals to something more AU

☆ Shameless ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; marriage of convenience AU; established relationship AU ☆ His car isn't yours (ft. Mingi) ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; established relationship AU; dysfunctional relationship AU; breakup AU; lovers to exes AU; strangers to friends to lovers AU ☆ coffee-stained love ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; established relationship AU; meet cute AU; coffee shop AU; athlete!Jongho

☆ Black Ocean ↳ [S; A; F; 18+]; non-idol AU; pirate AU; siren AU ☆ bf!ateez drunk texting you while they're out with the boys ↳ [F, suggestive]; non-idol AU; smau; boyfriend AU ☆ best friend!ateez texting you about tomorrow's exam they have forgotten about ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; smau; best friend AU ☆ drunk texting bff!Ateez and accidentally confessing you're into them ↳ [nsfw]; non-idol AU, smau, best friends to lovers AU ☆ accidentally texting fwb!ateez about the hook-up ↳ [nsfw]; non-idol AU, smau, friends with benefits AU ☆ texting fiancé!ateez about their Coachella performance as you weren't able to attend it ↳ [F]; idol AU, smau, fiancé AU, Coachella AU lol ☆ Beyond the Obscure ↳ [S;A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; royal AU; assassin AU; fae AU; fantasy AU ☆ Cosmically divine ↳ [S;18+;A;F]; non-idol AU; Greek mythology AU ☆ ATEEZ as dads ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; parents AU, scenarios AU ☆ The Games ↳ [A;F;S]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU ☆ Cherry Blossom March Event ↳ [F]; non-idol AU, soulmate AU, romance AU
☆ Devil!Hongjoong ☆ Vampire!Seonghwa ► Slow it down → Park Seonghwa ► Summer Lovin' → Jung Wooyoung ► Does he know? → Choi San ► Love made me crazy → Choi Jongho ► Sweeter than honey → Jeong Yunho ► Stern, but sweet → Choi San ► Cherry Blossoms → Song Mingi ☆ Boyfriend!Wooyoung → Jung Wooyoung
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Since Poison Ivy can control any plant, what are the chances she gets high with Harley. Apparently her and TF dated one time in BTAS so maybe they're weed buddies too. Also your twitter series are too funny. I can't read em in public.
Once a month (would be more often if it weren't for conflicting schedules) all the Gotham rogues (joker's never invited) get together, sit in a stoner circle for a sesh. they puff puff pass, complain about the damned bats and discuss and trade crime ideas.
Weed provided of course by Ivy as she's able to grow the best and most potent stuff.
And thank you 😁
#batman#gotham#dc#batfam#batfamily#dcu#bruce wayne#gotham rogues#poison ivy#two face#harvey dent#the joker
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Kitaroo & kangaroo headcannons? Pls 🥺 pretty pls

(these are my headcannons. You are free to disagree with them they are simply for fun)
Kangaroo Headcannons (Pt.1?):
-He is 36 & 5"11
-Often wears combat boots with thick soles that elevate his height to 6ft or over.
-Doesn't care a lot about pronouns or his gender presentation. He just exists. Why do you care that much?
-The scars go down the side of his body to his mid thigh. They are the most severe on his face and upper arm/chest.
-The sight in the eye of the scarred side isn't good but he isn't completely blind in it. He doesn't let people know that his sight is affected. The hearing of his scarred ear is fine. But sometimes he acts like it isn't.. If he doesn't want to listen to something, he'll pretend they were talking into his bad ear and that he "couldn't hear them"
-the burned side of his face has slight paralysis
-He is not a very hairy guy.
-He's a motorcycle guy. Owns a Kawasaki. It's his baby he's had for years. Sure he has the money but he thinks the brands like Harley Davidson are hoity toity and elitest. Why pay that much money when a cheaper bike can do the same thing with a little tlc.
-Absolutely a morning person. Up at 5am and raring to go. Goes ona routine morning run. His favorite time to go is before the sun even rises.
-He listens to a mixture of stoner music and yacht rock.
-Paints his nails. Purposefully chips them before putting top coat on for the aesthetic.
-He doesn't drink all that often. He's way more of a soda fiend than he is about alcohol.
-What he is is a smoker. He's not a couple packs a day kind of guy but he smokes a good amount. He only chainsmokes on really bad days.
-He hates the rain. He loves the sounds of storms but hates being in them.
-He smells like warm wood and lingering cigarette smoke.
NSFW:
-He cycles between vanilla nights and kinky nightmares.
-Regardless, the man has no rhythm.
-His dick is 6.6 inches, slender, curves upwards and has a vein just off center on the underside
-long ball sack
-he doesn't know how to use it!! He does.. he just hasn't cracked consistent rhytm. He gets overexcited.
-what his is good with are his hands. Man can and will finger you for hours. Convinced he has magnets in his fingers that guide him directly to your spot over and over again.
-Also take a second to picture the texture of his fingers on the scarred hand.. okay thank you.
-Sit on his face. It doesn't matter what parts you have. Sit.
-He thinks he's slick. You'll be watching a movie and just feel his hand sliding up your leg.
-High libido but can't do multiple rounds one after another where he himself is the one spending.
Kitaroo (my selfship):
(these specific topics were requested)
-When they sleep together, they switch off being the little and big spoon. Kangaroo enjoys burying his face in Kat's hair while Kat likes pressing her face into his back. Kang will often rest his head on her tummy or thighs. Kat enjoys laying her head on his chest or just completely over his body like a blanket.
-Kangaroo doesn't mind when Kat's attention is fully on her snake. He knows she loves the little guy and that it makes her happy. The only time he feels jealousy's prickle is when the snake hangs out in her shirt. Why does the little beast get to be so close to her tits when he can't be? unfair.
-The shower incident was the greatest demonstration of him manipulating her anxiety. Afterwards he sends her teasing texts like 'look behind you~' or 'on your right'. This just further driving home that the text was totally a joke and a freak coincidence. They're just jokes right..? So why does she swear she see's glimpses of him in the supermarket when she had gone alone. Why does she feel like someone is following her every morning as she walks to work?
#aghh this is my first big headcannons post so-#like and subscribe if you want a part two#please tell me if you do.. or you can ask for other characters!#kangaroo tpof#tpof#kangaroo hcs#the price of flesh kangaroo#the price of flesh#tpof headcanons#tpof hcs#kitaroo 😼🦘
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What do the Goofy Gooners look like .. asking for a friend …
Rob is a tired dad with an inferiority complex. He doesn't put much effort into his appearance because basic hygiene already saps a lot of his energy. He has reddish-brown hair that he keeps short for convenience and doesn't shave as often as he should, so there's always a thin layer of stubble. I picture him to be around 33 but stress makes him look older. He usually wears the same basic t-shirts and cargo pants—a polo would be fancy for him. He's on the underweight side because he frequently skips meals so his kids and Milo have enough. He also has random tattoos scattered over his arms plus one on his leg and neck. They don't mean anything, just dumb stuff he got when he was younger, including a winking emoticon and the Pillsbury doughboy.
Blaise is 26 and you can tell he's a stoner from the get-go. He has dirty blonde hair that he grows out but hardly maintains, and the same level of effort goes for his clothes. He often wears things he finds in dumpsters or thrift stores and chooses comfort over style. His clothes have lots of hidden pockets for lighters, firecrackers, and weapons. He's tall and lanky, which makes living out of Milo's car in the parking lot awkward (Rob offered his apartment but he declined). Similar to Rob, Blaise also has a number of meaningless tattoos plus several piercings. He also plays the guitar and keeps his lucky pick on a necklace.
Kellin is a 20-year-old originally hailing from Thailand. Their assassin parents trained them in gymnastics, martial arts, and various weaponry from a young age in hopes that Kellin would follow in the family's footsteps and join the League of Assassins. That obviously didn't work out and they traveled around as an independent hitman (hitperson?) for a couple years before they landed in Gotham. They're always battle-ready—if they could shower in their assassin uniform they would. They changed their name and keep their hair just long enough to mask their face. They're fluent in English, Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, and Arabic, but they prefer to let their actions speak for them instead.
Molly is a 25-year-old trans woman who incorporates her jobs as a drug dealer, team strategist, and nightclub DJ in a single look. She has long dark hair dyed with neon streaks but ties it up when fighting. She's not the most formidable combatant but she has basic fighting skills and is very calculative. Her primary weapon is a metal baseball bat, inspired by her favorite anti-hero, Harley Quinn. She also has a belt equipped with her experimental chemicals and smoke pellets. However, she's not allowed to pair up with Blaise on missions because it's an open secret that the two of them can't focus around each other.
Otto is a war veteran and car mechanic around the same age as Alfred, but that's where the similarities end. He's been wearing the same mechanic's uniform for the past four decades, the only differences between then and now being his hair thinning, a couple front teeth falling out, and acquiring a beer gut. His arms are covered in scabs and scars from the job and he's had trouble with his right knee ever since the army. On the surface he seems like a Boomer yelling at kids to get off his lawn, but he's more like a stern but well-intentioned grandpa who is disappointed to see nothing much has changed over the years.
Milo is your standard 15-year-old delinquent. He's slightly small for his age and doesn't pack that big of a punch on his own, but put him behind the wheel and he's a total menace. When he's not driving, he keeps himself stimulated with video games or his collection of keychains (his favorite is purple bat because of his puppy crush on Spoiler). His look is reminiscent of early 2000s skater punks, including a bright red mohawk and his trusty headphones. Everything he owns, minus his car, fits into a single backpack. His weapon, on the rare occasion Rob lets him on the front line, is a batarang he found on the street.
Gene is someone you would never expect to have so many issues because on the outside he looks like an average 40-year-old glasses-wearing office worker. He has short sandy hair and dark circles under his eyes from nightmares. His meds help a lot, but sometimes he's still seen pacing around and muttering to himself. He's not a danger anymore compared to the past, which is why Rob trusts him enough to share an apartment. Gene focuses his nervous energy into his research and tinkering instead, amassing a comedic collection of hyperspecific gadgets.
Mac is basically the guy in the chair. He's 30 and has thick glasses, thick curly brown hair, a thin goatee, and almost exclusively wears flannel. His nails are down to a nub because he bites them when concentrating. He's also often seen with chips or an energy drink in his hands and wears a jailbroken smart watch. Of the team, he has the least physical prowess but the most brain power. He doesn't see combat often but keeps a pistol in case. He turned an old ice cream truck into his home/mobile office so he can plug in anywhere. Like Kellin, he's also not from Gotham, but instead Fawcett City and has a distinct Minnesota accent.
Booker is a 19-year-old Gotham U student and the third member of the team's Glasses Trio. He's an intelligent guy slated to graduate a year early and thus needs his internship credits sooner. He's very polite (albeit a little socially awkward) and puts his best foot forward by coming into work with slacks and fun patterned suspenders even though he doesn't have to. His hair has a slightly uneven fade because his sister insisted on practicing on him for cosmetology school, so he covers it with a fedora. He carries his things in a laptop bag and has an enthusiastic bounce in his step that only newbies would have.
Jackie and Gunner are Rob's 6-year-old twins (Jackie being 8 minutes older) and are the babies of this hodgepodge family. Jackie takes after her late mother with frizzy black hair usually tied in pigtails. She loves wearing pink, reads way above her level, and is a horse girl in that she wants one to stomp on the people she doesn't like. Gunner looks more like his dad, though his hair is a little messier and overgrown. He hates school but loves dirt and monster trucks. Both of them have a troublesome streak but Jackie's a little better at hiding it. They quarrel like siblings do but at the end of the day, they always stick up for each other.
#see previous posts#original character#batman#batfamily#batfam#batman family#dc villains#gotham rogues#dc comics#character idea#character design#headcanon#long post#tw violence mention
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hey.. dare if i combine your two interests together and ask about the todd family being in tales from the gas station (this is obviously before i’ve read the book) but do you think there could be a chance that the guy (jack townsend was it?) could be willis in the sense that he’s talking about his “shitty job” and the “weird ass town” he lives in (gotham)
like imagine an au of sorts. because imagine everything from his pov, from sheila to meeting catherine, to raising jason, to losing jason, getting him back and generally just being a witness to the fuckass plots of the Bats running around the city and literally everything that happens in that weird ass place
Okay so, we're kind of dropped in the middle of Jack's everyday life right before shit gets weird, so my current casting as someone who is only on volume 2 of the books and hasn't read the original blog posts since I was 13 go as follows:
Jack - Willis
- weird guy who is TOO chill about the weird shit in his town
Dr. V - Sheila
- not the worst villain in the series but extremely annoying. Plus they're both doctors of a sort. Actively praying on Willis/Jack's downfall
Tom - Gordon
- heads of tge local police department that always have to deal with weird shit
O'brien - Renee Montoya
- scary police lady who's tired of this shit (secretly a huge nerd)
Jerry - Jean-Paul Valley
- blonde man who escaped from a death cult
Sabine - Catherine
- currently out of the narrative love interest Jack/Willis is obsessed with
Benjamin - Slade
- military guy who hunts monsters and thinks everyone here is insane (call is coming from inside the house + he tries too hard to be scary)
Kalvin Ambrose - Bruce
- why are you here. Annoying white collar cuck. Autistic about rules. Always making shit worse when he tries to fix it
Spencer - Khoa
- antagonist but potential for homoeroticism. Insane loose canon whose currently being forced to reform
Tony - Harvey/Two-face
- Jack/Willis's best friend with a history of violence and a secret
The secret agent guys - Query and Echo
- silly
The Fox Lady - Natalia Knight
- not supposed to look her in the eyes. Will never be seen again if you go with her. Drives a hearse
Bathroom Cowboy - Grant Wilson
- silly. Grant is cowboy core. He's some sort of spirit or creature so it doesn't matter that he shouldn't be here
Man in the Trenchcoat - Batman
- shadow creature that mainly just lurks around and screams at you if you confront him
The Dark God - Ivy
- Lives underground and makes criminals work to better the environment. Currently manipulating the towns elections.
Brother Riley - Ra's
- BR is a stoner and a hippie and I know in my heart Ra's "met his wife at 70's Woodstock" al ghul was too. Also another thing but that's spoilers
Characters I am currently unsure of -
- Rosa - coworker (maybe Gilda? Possibly Harley? Idk she has pink hair, and she's the only full-timer besides Jack, she's almost normal but she keeps getting possessed when she sleeps. Sybil Silverlock??)
- Pop and Mammaw (not human, owners of the gas station, Sabine's parents)
- Your Biggest Fan (some kind of monster??? Also a stalker)
- Keifer (fake mayor whose a clone and there are like a million of him that keep dying in stupid ways)
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my ocs have been on my mind a lot lately so here's a sample platter of a few i've considered rping
helica - a manipulative cannibal with an elegant facade, heiress to an underground empire of sin and depravity. a carnivore who only cares about getting what she wants.
aria - a disillusioned love witch with a fear of commitment who believes there's so such thing as "true love"
harley - stoner in a shitty midwest emo band; lies about being related to fred durst but everyone knows they're full of shit LOL
laetitia - the leader of a cult which believes that "true connection" can only be experienced through the Mycorrhizal networks found in fungus, her body slowly being taken over by mushrooms (tma)
hime - the formerly "perfect" daughter, she hid her destructive urges behind a docile mask until she couldn't anymore, running away to pursue a life of hedonism and anarchy
quartz - an AI made for the sole purpose of companionship, she resides in a digital paradise, but longs join the real world
ai - the ultimate matchmaker, she's adept at finding the perfect match for others, but struggles to find love herself (dr)
canvas - a shapeshifting ghost that changes her appearance to gradually become more and more like the person she's attached herself to, in the hopes of becoming someone likable
kismet - an elf who was raised by humans, the constant cycle of life and death of those she loves around her drove her to become obsessed with necromancy in order to find a way to extend the human lifespan
valria - an alien who's obsessed with humans because she thinks they're just the cutest!!
#— OUT OF CHARACTER.#left out my hs ocs bc thats a wholeeee different tangent#i literally have uh... let me do the math hold on#44 hs ocs?#32 not including the ancestors but yeah#but yeah.... my scrunglies
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Stimboards pt. 6
paci gifs pt. 29
paci gif pt. 28
paci gif pt. 27
paci gif pt. 26
paci gifs pt. 25
paci gif pt. 24
matching halloween sibby plushie stimboard
calico bass stimboard
koi fish petre stimboard
agere rainbow bug stimboard
purple goth tuxedo cat petre stimboard
arcane pacifier gifs
paci gif pt. 23
paci gif pt. 22
420 + dnd agere stimboard
puppy N from murder drones stimboard
vintage crayon stimboard
agere buck 911 stimboard
paci gifs pt. 21
paci gifs pt. 20
hevisaururus stimboard
celeste animal crossing stimboard
comforting stimboard
cg! weeping clown stimboard
colorful star stimboard
paci gifs pt. 19
veneer stimboard with puppy’s
autumn fox and the hound stimboard
cozy winter kitty stimboard
agere Jessica from reverse 1999 stimboard
paci gifs pt. 18
Darkaria Trepes stimboard
the watermelon project stimboard
agere star coral cookie stimboard
paci gifs pt. 17
agere evan afton stimboard
dogkin red scout tf2 stimboard
dino kiddo stimboard
paci gif pt. 16
kidre female sunny stimboard
CG! deadpool stimboard
CG! elliot stardew valley stimboard
CG! sebastian solace stimboard
agere sebastian solace stimboard
spooky from spookys jumpscare mansion stimboard
younger/headspace aubrey omori stimboard
petre stoner seal stimboard
cat petre BLU sniper/mundy TF2 stimboard
CG! Shorter Wong stimboard
CG! gf from fnf stimboard
CG! rin kagamine from giga stimboard
CG! ryoma hoshi stimboard
CG! wolverine / logan howlett stimboard
420 porcupine stimboard
petre pine marten stimboard
paci gifs pt. 15
petre + agere miss pauling stimboard
puppy boy mytho from princess tutu stimboard
agere cardamon from bee and puppycat stimboard
CG! wallter and agere folly stimboard
tommy and benrey stimboard
c!ranboo stimboard
agere Zip from fpe stimboard
stimboard for my bf
agere toki wartooth stimboard
Astarion BG3 stimboard
sleepy stoner puppy petre stimboard
CG! bridgette and little ezekiel stimboard
paci gifs pt. 14
CG! dirk strider stimboard
agere luchino idv stimboard
agere and petre reki kyan stimboard
fnaf kid stimboard
blue tongue skink stimboard
mocha from sanrio stimboard
fear from inside out stimboard
petre golden retriever stimboard
paci gifs pt. 13
CG! katelyn stimboard
pest from regretevator stimboard
agere prismo adventure time stimboard
CG! harley quinn stimboard
CG! viktor humphries stimboard
zero themed petre stimboard
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Smash or pass
Beast mortos, hologram, and Harley Cameron
And not sure if this is how it goes but for random fic ideas that would hopefully be a nice thought (in assuming this is just to send you random fic ideas I’ve had that you might enjoy seeing and not asking you to write a fic cause that seems a bit much right now)
Model Ricky getting scouted by and fought over by photographer Copeland and designer Christian Cage who are both exes and bitter rivals but know it when they see it and Ricky is IT!
*rubs hands together* Alright, let's fucking GOOOOOOOO!
Beast Mortos - Listen. I do not identify as a monster fucker. I prefer to think of myself merely as someone with painfully low standards. But objectively, that is a very attractive bullman, so I would indeed smash, mask or no mask.
Hologram - I must admit, I've never actually watched a single match of his and I know literally nothing about the man, so I shall have to go with pass, but I'm sure he's cool and all.
Harley Cameron - SMASH. SMASH. SMASH REPEATEDLY, NON-STOP, TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN. Aussie women, man, they make 'em gooooood up there... *wistful sigh*
AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INCLUDING THAT FIC IDEA BECAUSE IT IS GLORIOUS I LOVE IT!!!!! Them fighting over Ricky is perfect, I'm picturing him just sitting back with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face, like ''Looks like my career and my sex life are really going places.'' Something tells me Ricky's solution to the conundrum would just be a threesome, LOL. I think if I were to write this, I'd probably make Hook the photographer, just because I know/like him a lot more than Cope and he does do photography and he is technically feuding with Christian now anyways. And it's just a lot funnier to me, to think about a 25-year-old nepo baby stoner fighting with a grumpy 50-year-old fashion designer over a super hot model, arguing over who can best help his career, which one of them needs a muse more, that sort of thing 🤣
#Thank you so much for sending this in - for real!!#I think I needed this - brightened up my day legit 🤣🥰#I'll go ahead and say you are always welcome to send me random fic ideas because your ideas are SOLID GOLD and I loooooooove them so much!!#<3 <3 <3
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you want to send me asks about my ocs

please
very basic info under cut
harley sasqua, tall and shy kid, 13 he/they
wirt linacie, asshole emo kid with a pet snake, 14 they/them
lunar lymantria, mothman ass bitch (antanee, but... no wings. he used to have them, though (: ), trans guy with anger issues, 19 he/him
nessie loch, literally a sweetheart i love her. hiding something.. also trans and bffs with lunar, 18 she/her
tammy linacie, wirts older brother, stoner, only has one eye (other one got clawed out by... something), 21 he/him (SO MUCH TRAUMA WITH THIS BAD BOY HERE)
damien polter, sweetheart pt 2, also has a shady past but he doesnt remember anything from before he died. maybe its better that way. 22 he/him
hector jekyll and edgar hyde, what it says on the tin cmon. okay okay. hector is a snotty little shit and edgar is like literally an arsonist. neither of them have friends. 12 he/him
carmilla leeds, has a pet chicken and is a bit of like. i hate the word tomboy but yeah. very outdoorsy kid, 9 she/her
edie t (edith terrell), just a scared little girl :( she wants her mom:( 8 she/her
mary red (not her real name, but she doesnt remember that), edie's bff, small unsettling autistic ghost girl with a special interest in dolls, 7 she/her
jesse o'moore, fucking cunt. headless. extremely protective over mary to a very violent degree. 13 he/she
tato ash, a gossipy bitch i love them. can imitate peoples voices, dating lily. 16 she/they
lily markendaya, also very sweet i love her, bit of a sad backstory but she is just chilling kinda atm, 16 she/her
and extra-
miss gray, camp nurse, kind old ghost woman
the head- horrible horrible person running the camp
the horse girls (of the apocalypse), they manage the stables :) not that the uncanny valley has had any horses in the last century
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all of them have some kind of anomaly that may or may not be super obvious, so feel free to ask about that, about their past, about how theyre written or how they were originally created, etc. ty:)
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Peg to the rescue. Share all of your Harley headcanons right now. Do not hold back
Thanks shartie love you <3 /p
Here are all of my Harley headcanons, at least the ones I can remember/find important to mention! Under the break because there are A LOT
-He's Pansexual
-He and Peter are like brothers, and they both look up to Tony as a father figure
-He has an iron suit similar to Tony's, called "Cobalt". It's blue and gold.
-Kept contact with Tony after the events of IM3
-Failed Senior year of highschool in Rose Hill, so his mother agreed to send him to Tony on the condition that he pass highschool in New York (he does 👍)
-His favorite foods are his mom's Mac and Cheese recipe and Brownies
-Stoner/Skater vibes. Also low-key emo/in the emo/grunge range. Lots of big platform boots and chains. And a shit ton of piercings. (Mainly earrings & a septum piercing)
-Paints his nails and does his make up from time to time (not to oc post but he taught Raven how to do her nails)
-He sees Natasha as another mother figure, and turns to her when he and Tony are fighting
-Harley reminds Tony of himself when he was younger, and because of this they argue, a lot. Harley also thinks Tony favors Peter over him, and has a lot of older sibling jealousy
-Not really a Harley specific headcanon, but his mom's name is Crystal and his Sister/Sibling's name is Penelope or "Nel". When my AU takes place she's around 14 and identifies as Genderfluid :]
-Harley has a lot of PTSD related to the explosions caused by the extremis folks. It's never happened to him, but if he was ever out avenging and an explosion happened to close for comfort, it would most likely cause him a lot of anxiety.
-At the end of NWH, he shows up at Peter's door to be revealed to be Peter's roommate, even though of course, Harley doesn't remember Peter at all, Peter sure remembers him.
Ermm these are all of the ones I can think of but I might reblog w/ any others I think of!! Enjoy :]
#harley keener#harley keener mcu#my beloved#hes so silly#marvel#mcu#iron man 3#marvel headcanons#mcu headcanons
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Finally for Warner Bros Animation, favorite character from their latest animated shows from 2021 onward (though things have been turbulent for them since this is when Zaslav entered the picture to ruin everything): Little Ellen, Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs, Bugs Bunny Builders, Batwheels, Velma, Gremlins Secrets of the Mogwai, My Adventures with Superman, Tiny Toons Looniversity, Kite Man Hell Yeah, and Batman Caped Crusader?
Yup David Zaslav: Warner Brothers Mummy Curse. And okay elemnating some more: LIttle Ellen< YDD, Bugs Bunny Builders, Gremlins and Kite Man Hell Yeah. THe latter i've gone back and forth on about trying as like harley I like the concept, but it feels like they go too broad with it. Could be wrong.
Velma: The final scooby doo show for now, i'm relived and amazed we're getting another one an dfittingly best boy wins again: this is Fred's third win. Fred is just the most consiently entertaining of the group, with fred as a spoiled man baby who can't function somehow working. He also is the first fred we've got proof killed a man. So there's that.
The show itself.. welllll
Yeah having seen part of season 1 with @jess-the-vampire after we put it off, and i'm slow balling it as too much of this show infurates me... this show is bad. Maybe it gets better, big maybe, but the first few episodes are pure torture. Now some of the backlash was just racist dogwhistling. Making the gang not as white as the purest driven snow was a good choice and the cast ofr them are all great: Mindy Kahling has great comedic timing (and didn't write this mess), Constance Wu does her best as Daphne and Sam Richardson isn't great as shaggy, but has been proven elsehwere he's a comedic god
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The problem is the writing. The writing falls into ALLLL the traps of adult animation, from stupidly dark jokes just to be edgy, to sexualizing minors. HOly crap does this series not get how to write minors in a way that isn't creepy. We get fanservice stuff with daphne and some other teens at the school, a LOT of jokes about Fred's penis and the infamous bit of velma bragging about her ass. I'm not saying a teen show can't talk about or joke about sex, it'd be dishonest not to at least hint at it, but you shoudln't objectify minors and I don't think that should be that hard a thing to grasp in 2023/2024.
The writing is mean spirited, not funnya nd velma oscelates between way too put upon and kind of an asshole. It's also very clear the creators have not watched anything past where are you. Look am I asking them to do this?
No. You don't have to watch every episode of the franchise ever and I get they probably don't have time for that. Me and jess have binged large swaths of the franchise entirely for fun and at our own pace. But google.. exists. You can google the franchise, comb through the wikis, maybe watch a handful of eps from each series. You can do research to make sure you and your writers don't retread old jokes that have been told a million times. HA HA SHAGGY ISN'T A STONER, isn't funny. Mkaing Shaggy nothign LIKE the character isn't funny. The Franchise has already done most obvservations this series tries. The Scooby Doo Franchise is entirely meta and it's what makes it work: i'ts aware of i'ts own tropes and finds ways to play with them in each series. This is just a good setup, the gang in an adult series with real murders, that wastes it on stupid shit. It's bad and hopefully won't get renewed
My Adventures with Superman: Now this is the shit. Full disclosure a tthe time of this article I haven't watched season 2. Procastinations a bitch. Anyways Jimmy. Clark and Lois are both close, ebing a good soft boy and his excited yet complex partner in both sense of the words, but Jimmy is probably the best version of this character. After in name only attempts form supergirl (Which I need to watch at some point) and batman v superman (Which didn't even name him on screen) this feels like jimmy: Getting into weird shit (If not the todd chavez levels silver age jimmy did), being kinda funny.. but also being a kind vunerable guy. He's a good friend to clark, sharp (him having figured it out is brilliang and i'm tired of jimmy not knowing half the time), and a good straight man to his nervous and overconfident besties, while being just irresponsible and overenthuastic enough at times to still feel like a person.
This show is fantastic, a well done reboot of superman that takes the character to his core to tell a great immigrant story, a story that grows more and more timley. Is the "superman as an alien in both senses" metaphor new? No Superman Smashes the Klan also used this well and I wouldn't be shocked if it was an influence on the crew given the similar narrative of Clark being actively scared of his alien heritage. Is it subtle? no. But given what's going on as I write this, Trump and his beta male making up bullshit about immigrants that's putting lives at risk, it feels entirely warranted and timely.
Having a young clark works as while superman in STAS was starting his career, this clark really feels young, scared of what he is and grappling with questions DCAU clark was more at peace with when he starte dth eplanet. Lois is a good counterpoint, wanting the truth sometimes to ohard and trying to ballance being supportive with her own ambition and Jimmy.. again Jimmy goat. The show has beautiful action, designs and astetic and is a joy to watch, getting the hopeful core of supes down to a science.
The show isn't perfect: The designs for the bulk of the villian are pretty bland and lack color, which makes sense in universe but at the same time... spraypaint exists. Clark keeps his colors flying high, but the villians mostly wear grey tactical gear, with Deathstroke being one of the only ones with an actual costume. I'm not saying yo ucan't anime it up, king kai mxy looks dope, but you can do better and have in the same series. But it's flaws are minor comapred to just how great an adaptation this is and how much a breath of fresh air it feels. Stoked for season 3 and for my boy.
Tiny Toons Loonversity: Plucky. Sweetie was close and I love her.. but making plucky a theater kid was fucking genius, a way to seperate him from his ol dself (basically daffy but a teenager) while still keeping Plucky's ego fully in tact. My punk daughter is a close second though.
Looniversity is a reboot I REALLY need to finish and a great show. The show revamps the setting for college, updates the characters for the 2020s and gives them a fresh coat of paint while keeping who they are: Babs and Buster are still tricksters, Hamilton's still a clean freak, and Plucky's still an egotisit, but the added layers of the two being siblings (Which is still a weird choice but one that somehow works and gives the more more to do), and Hamilton being a legacy student who isn't great at the looney antics. They also take sweety from "not quite as bad but still awful tweety", to " queer punk rocker clearly in love with her roomate whose hilarious and you will repeat everything she says". The series clearly loves the original , it simply takes a more structured appraoch to vary it up and it works. It also gave us the pencil reaper.
Sharpen your pencils with his death blades kids!
Batman Caped Crusader: Clayface. Fun gimmick, great look and a hell of an episode. Caped Crusader is an excellent show and i'm pleased as punch to talk about it before the end of the year list. Caped Crusader is a lot like it's spirtual predecessor BTAS ,having paul dini work on it, a habit for good mostly standalone episodes, and some really big tearjerkers. But it zigs in a lot palces: The setting is the 40's (if one that's more diverse and less homophobic) instead of just using the astetics, the designs rather than boil a character down to their core go back to their roots, and it's allowed to do all the stuff standards wouldn't allow: death, child endagerment and more than implied corruption. The result is dark, moody an dtruly excellent. It's a show that isn't afraid to try new things, a more standofish bruce, even by his standards, a vastly diffrent but still engaging harley, Barbra Gordon not as a vigilante but a defense attorney. It's so damn good and I recommend finding it and watching it.
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HELLO UHM THE MATCHMAKER THING :33
im 5’6 pushing 5’7 (i’ll make it soon enough…hopefully😞🙏🏽) i’m unlabeled tmasc, my hair is on the shorter side, it reaches just barely past my shoulders, it’s a yellow ish blonde color, but as it gets to the top my roots are a dark brown, i cut my own hair frequently and even cut my own bangs :D
my hobbies include writing, (i don’t do it often but i think i’m decent at it..) cooking, and i LOVE to dance…even tho i don’t got rhythm. i like going on walks with friends and i prefer when it’s a bit more chilly outside. late night walks are definitely one of my favorite things.
i’m a stoner (if it ain’t green it ain’t for me🗣️) and absolutely love trip walks, especially if someone is willing to trip with me.
i’m up at ungodly hours of the night but can get 3 hours of sleep and feel like i got a full 8, i’ll be completely energized. i have autism and i’m very fixated on robots, i love anything to do with them!!
my personality involves a bit of sarcasm and a little bit of goofyness (i’m the leader of goofballs, it’s only right to mention this.) i’m an introvert and i do get ticked off pretty easy, but as long as you’re chill i’m chill too! i match most people’s energy pretty well, but i will not be ur delusional friend and back you up on anything, if i think something’s wrong i WILL tell you that whatever u did wasn’t cool.
UHM UHM UH I THINK THATS ALL, OKAY BAIIIII ILYSM🫶🏽🫶🏽 :333
HEYYYYYY WELCOME BACK TO THE INBOX
okay im gonna say harley quinn for sure. the sarcasm?? the goofiness?? the energy?? it's adding up. she would love going for late night walks with you <3 she loves to dance, too, so imagine having dance parties with her!! her playlists are always bangers. also i feel like she'd be really fun to get high with. however fair warning she probably gets the munchies VERY quickly. she will appreciate your ability to cook tho because she. can't. it's kind of a problem. please get her away from the kitchen before she burns the house down
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