#~Harley things ✨

[tiredmetalenthusiast]

Okay okay what if... GhostxBaker!reader?

Johnny's mum has been raving to him about the new bakery that just opened up and Simon visits with him during the holidays! They go to the shop and Ghost is almost star struck by reader's beaming, bright smile! Even worse she says active military gets free boxes of baked goods and lord Simon can FEEL his sweet tooth going into overdrive! It doesn't help that she makes the absolute best cuppa he's ever had!

The bourbon brown sugar cookies are his favorite and he ends visiting with Johnny a lot more to see reader and after being pushed by Johnny's mom (and the guys!) he asks her out and receives care packages of baked goods and candies and it makes the other soldiers on base jealous af because it all smells so good and Simon definitely does NOT share!

[thelovers-2001]

JOYOUS! Bug eyed critter successfully befriends the fucked up doctor.

This is very beginning of their friendship......and way before Starlight loses her right eye.

[poisonousquinzel]

saw a puzzle earlier at Walmart when i was waiting to get my meds that was of like Batman & Rogues and even tho it had both Harley and him, it was finally something up to date with her development n so he was pulling off crimes with Punchline and she was on the complete other side of the puzzle with Ivy and just :'))))))))

[torchickentacos]

The pokemon anime subreddit fascinates and frustrates me on equally deep levels

[quinfamy]

get yourself a girl who watches saturday morning cartoons and can bite a man’s ear clean off

[savior-of-the-ink]

Pathetic little Harley Sawyer playlist I made :>

[fromrory]

You Should've Just Told Him !

POV:Wally West Pairing: Wally West x GN!Reader (with a fem!reader in mind tho) Tags: secret relationship, best friend’s sister, oblivious Dick Grayson, chaos upon discovery, fluff, established relationship Word count: ~1.2k Requested by: @simpingmyassoff Taglist🏷️: @simpingmyassoff , @shootingstargirl2001 (if you want to be added,comment down below!) A/N: English isn't my first lenguage,enjoy! ! ! A/N 2: This is my frist time writing for Wally. . . Hope y'all like it (don't crucify me pls)

To be fair, it wasn’t Wally’s fault.

Things with you had just… happened. One night he stayed too long at the manor, the two of you talking into the early hours of the morning, laughing over mutual secondhand Bat Trauma™. Then another night. Then lunch. Then coffee. Then somehow you were in his hoodie and in his arms and he couldn’t imagine going a day without you.

It was supposed to be temporary. Quiet. Harmless.

But you were Dick Grayson’s sibling. And if Wally knew anything, it was that Dick would absolutely lose his mind if he found out.

So he kept it to himself.

Too bad Wally sucked at secrets.

“Dude, you’ve been smiling at your phone like an idiot for ten minutes,” Dick said, tossing a batarang into the air while they waited for burgers. “Who is she?”

Wally froze mid-scroll, then slowly locked his phone.

“No one.”

Dick raised a brow. “No one makes you text back that fast and grin like that.”

“She’s just…” Wally scratched his neck, avoiding eye contact. “She’s cool. Super smart. Funny. Gorgeous. I like her.”

Dick leaned in, suspicious. “You’re dating someone?”

“Maybe.”

“WHO?”

“Okay but like, you’re gonna freak out.”

“Why would I freak out?”

“Because... it’s... complicated.”

“Wally. You say that like I’m gonna find out it’s Harley Quinn or something.”

Wally snorted. “Definitely not Harley.”

Still, Wally refused to name you. And that drove Dick insane.

The next few days were a blur of detective-level obsession. Dick had names, theories, red string. He watched Wally’s every move, hacked into the Titans’ camera logs, tried to trace who he was texting so much. But your phone was under an alias and Wally had clearly learned something from hanging around the Bat-Family: no traces.

You, of course, were delighted.

“I’m just saying,” you said casually while painting your nails, “if this mystery girl is real, I think she deserves the world.”

“Don’t take his side,” Dick grumbled. “He’s hiding her. He’s hiding her from me.”

You just smiled into your cup.

A few days later, Wally and Dick were back at the manor, lounging on the couch mid-video game battle. Dick was winning. Wally was complaining.

“Your character’s rigged.”

“You chose him.”

“I thought he had lightning powers! This guy just throws knives.”

“You’re literally The Flash—”

Wally’s phone buzzed on the coffee table. Dick only glanced down by accident. But what he saw made his brain stall.

The lock screen lit up with:

✨My Perfect Problem💋 miss your face. also i stole your star wars shirt again. . . 💕

Dick blinked. Recognized the contact photo instantly. The name. The nickname.

That was you.

“...Wally.”

“Hmm?” Wally didn’t look up, busy button-mashing.

“WALLY.”

“WHAT?!”

Dick snatched the phone and held it up like it burned. “My sister?!”

Wally froze. The game was forgotten.

“I can explain—”

“YOU’RE DATING MY SISTER?”

“Technically—okay yes—but also, we were gonna tell you!”

“WHEN? ON YOUR WEDDING DAY?!”

You chose that moment to casually stroll into the room, eating a cookie.

“Oh,” you said with zero shame, “did he find out?”

“YOU KNEW?!”

“I’m in the relationship, Dick.”

Wally stood up, hands raised like he was dealing with a hostage negotiation. “Look, man, I wasn’t trying to hurt you! It just… happened. And she’s amazing, and it’s real, and I didn’t want to mess up our friendship—”

“By dating my sister?!”

“Dude! She’s your cool sister!”

“I only have one!!”

You sat on the arm of the couch, entirely unbothered.

“I mean, if it makes you feel better, I’m the one who kissed him first.”

“That makes it worse!”

“I also kicked his ass at Mario Kart on our first date.”

Wally pointed, proud. “She really did. Blue shelled me at the finish line. It was kind of hot.”

“WALLY.”

Dick looked between the two of you—Wally, flushed and trying to appear calm, and you, smugly sipping your drink like you hadn’t just detonated a bomb in his world.

He groaned, dragging a hand down his face.

“This is... so much worse than when Damian found a girlfriend.”

Wally tried again, gently. “Dick. Look. I love her. I really do.”

Dick narrowed his eyes.

“You’d better.”

A beat.

“Also if you hurt her I will break both your kneecaps.”

“That’s fair.”

“And if I hear you’ve done anything weird in my house—”

“We haven’t! Except for that one time—”

“WALLY.”

“Right! Shutting up now.”

Later that night, after Dick stormed off to ���go train until I forget this conversation ever happened,” Wally turned to you, exhausted but grinning.

“Well,” he said, pulling you into his lap, “that went... about as well as expected.”

You laughed into his neck. “Told you he’d scream.”

“I thought I’d get more than five words in before he threatened to maim me.”

“To be fair, that was restraint. For Dick.”

Wally pressed a kiss to your temple and sighed. “So… you still think we should’ve soft-launched?”

You snorted. “Wally, we hid this for three months. At this point, that was the soft launch.”

He smiled, holding you close.

“Guess we’re hard launched now.”

[infinitydivine]

PAC: The Soulmate's Songbook

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Choose your pile based on intuition. Take what resonates with you and leave the rest. If you feel this reading isn’t for you, select another pile. If it still doesn't resonate, then this may not be your reading. There are three piles.

Pile1- Pile 2- Pile 3

Hello Pile 1~~~Messages from your Soulmate

→My love for you is a journey that will never end.

→I am so excited for what is to come for us in the future.

→I am sending you clues and hints through music, do you get them?

→You are the missing piece of my puzzle and rhythm to my song.

→You are my muse, everything I do depends on you.

→Every sunrise reminds me of the time that someday I will meet you and we will see the sunrise together.

→You really like the coffee, huh? It's okay I will make coffee for you every day.

→In the world of chaos, you are my calm. Your thoughts make me stable and sane in my bluest moments.

→ Whenever I see a couple, I imagine us...our future together.

→ Tomorrow isn't a promise they say but I will make our every moment count. I just cannot wait to meet you and say I LOVE YOU.

Will you be my Valentine, forever?

Songs- Harleys in Hawaii by Katty Perry, It's Impossible by Perry Como, Wildest dreams by Taylor Swift, I know I love you by TXT, and Kab Tujhe by K.K.& Shreya Ghosal.

All the best :)

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Hello Pile 2~~~Messages from your Soulmate

→ I never knew happiness would ever find me the way you found me.

→I never knew what being truly happy meant until I met you.

→You are the best most miraculous thing that ever happened to me.

→It's an honor to meet you and know you.

→With you by my side, every day is an adventure and every dream is reachable.

→ You are not just my lover, my spouse, or person. You are the missing part of my soul that I have been searching for all along.

→I can't wait to give you flowers every day and I promise you will find a flower every day by your bedside when you wake up.

→My heart beats a little faster and I smile a lot brighter whenever I think about you, about us.

→I will cherish every moment we share- big or small. Being with you is all I need.

→I never thought I could fall so deeply for someone until I met/found you. I just cannot wait to meet you and say I LOVE YOU.

Are you ready to be my Valentine, Forever?

Songs- So Beautiful by DPR IAN, Boyfriend by Justin Beiber, Die with a Smile by Bruno Mars&Lady Gaga, Rainy Days by V, Paris in the Rain by Lauv.

All the best :)

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Hello Pile 3~~~Messages from your Soulmate

→You inspire me to be a better person in every way.

→ I thank the almighty for sending you to me. I will be forever grateful to the Universe and The stars.

→Thank you for loving me unconditionally.

→I can't wait to grow old with you and create memories that will last a lifetime. The next generations will remember our love for each other.

→You are the missing piece of my life's puzzle. The sunshine in my day that keeps me warm.

→You are the reason my heart sings with joy.

→Falling in love with you was the best decision I ever made in my whole damm life.

→You make me believe in the happily ever after.

→I am insanely lucky to have you in my life. You are a gift.

→My love for you is a journey that never ends and I am so excited to explore every mile with you. I LOVE YOU.

So is it a YES for being my Valentine, Forever?

Songs- Come Back to Me by RM, Haareya by Arijit Singh, What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction, Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars and Be Mine by Ofenbach.

All the best :)

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Thank you and Love,

Infinity ✨

Divider credits to-@sweetmelodygraphics 💕

[austinbutlerslovers]

Wild Hearts

Label Mature 18+

Summary You’re Benny’s girl, wild and free, taking the road wherever it leads. This time, it’s a secluded lake house cabin, tucked away from the world, just you and he, lost to each other in this hidden slice of nowhere.

❤️‍🔥Passionate Smut❤️‍🔥 Bennys girl• Benny adoring • wild couple • adventurous couple• any where anytime• skinny dipping in a lake• sex outdoors • intuitive couple •sweet talk • praising • size kink•deep p in v• simultaneous orgasms

📖 Proofreaders  @purejasmine        ✨Inspired by hands pinned in the grass pic 🫠              🗳️ Based on Unanimous 🔗 Poll Decision 🏆

🏆 1st Devotion 2nd Daddy’s Doll 3rd Love/Hate 4th Wild Hearts. *Special thanks for voting 🤩 🗳️

Wild Hearts

The sun is just creeping over the horizon, painting the sky in soft pinks and oranges, when Benny Cross your Benny, rolls up on his Harley, the engine growling low and steady. 

He looks like something out of a dream, all sharp jawline and tousled hair, his leather jacket hugging his broad shoulders just right. That slight curve of his lips as he grins at you, his voice like honey over gravel. “Darlin’, you ready for this? Got the lake house waitin’ on us.”

You can’t help but beam at him, your heart doing that little flip it always does when he looks at you like you’re the only thing that matters. “Born ready, Benny,” you tease, tossing your bag over your shoulder.

You can tell he’s spent the morning stocking up with everything you’ll need for a weekend getaway. The saddlebags on his Harley are stuffed with cold beers, a bottle of whiskey, and enough food and snacks to last a week, though you both know you’ll be too wrapped up in each other to care about anything else.

The ride out is pure freedom as you cling to his waist, the wind whipping through your hair as the Harley roars beneath you, Benny’s strong frame as steady as ever. His scent of leather, smoke, and that faint hint of engine grease mixes with the crisp air, and you press your cheek against his back, feeling the rumble of the bike and the heat of him all at once. “You holdin’ on tight back there, sugar?” he calls over his shoulder, his voice carrying that playful edge you adore.

“Always Benny!,” you shout back, laughing as he guns it just a little faster, making your stomach drop in the best way.

When you pull up to the lake house, it’s even better than you pictured. A cozy little cabin with a weathered wood swing, wide-open windows letting in the breeze off the water, and a single bedroom that promises lazy mornings tangled up in each others arms.

The place smells like pine and summer, homely and warm, and Benny wastes no time hauling in the supplies. “Gonna take care of my girl this weekend,” he says, winking as he sets the whiskey on the counter. “No distractions, just you and me.”

You spend the day settling in cracking open beers, lounging on the porch, trading flirty glances that have your pulse racing. 

By the time the sun dips low, casting a golden glow over the lake, you’re both drunk from the alcohol and the easy vibe between you. “C’mon, darlin’,” Benny says, grabbing your hand and tugging you toward the dock. “Let’s make this night somethin’ to remember.”

The wooden dock creaks under your feet as you sit side by side, legs dangling over the edge, the water lapping softly below. The whiskey bottle passes between you, and soon enough, you’re giggling, head spinning as Benny’s arm slips around your waist. “Goddamn, you’re s’beautiful,” he murmurs, his accent thicker with liquor, his blue eyes catching the last of the light. “Luckiest man alive, sittin’ here with you.”

You nudge him playfully. “Flatterer. You’re not so bad yourself handsome.” you tease, and he stands up, a mischievous glint in his eyes, and before you can say a word, he peels off his shirt. The sight of him with those tight-strung abs, and the firm curve of his biceps hits you like a punch. He’s all lean muscle and tanned skin, every inch of him screaming trouble and temptation.

“Benny…” you start, but he’s already kicking off his boots, unzipping his jeans with a grin that makes your breath catch. “What’re you doin’?” you laugh, though you know damn well.

“Goin’ for a swim, sugar!” he hollers, and with one swift move, he shucks everything off and leaps naked into the lake. 

His shout of pure, wild excitement echoes across the water, loud and free as he splashes in, and you can’t stop laughing as he resurfaces, shaking the wet hair out of his face. “C’mon, darlin’, don’t leave me hangin’!”

You stand, the whiskey pulsing in your veins as you tug your top over your head, letting it drop to the dock. 

“You’re crazy, Benny Cross!” you shout, shimmying out of your shorts and kicking them aside. His eyes darken as he watches you while he treads in the water, and you feel a thrill at how he drinks you in, like you’re a goddess he’ll never tire of worshiping.

“Crazy ‘bout you,” he shoots back, his voice low and husky, and with a squeal, you jump in after him, the cool water a shock against your skin before it turns euphoric.

You swim toward each other, bodies brushing under the surface, his strong hands grazing your sides, your legs tangling with his. The water ripples around you, alive with every move, and he pulls you closer, his hands sliding over your wet skin.

“Benny,” you breathe, and his lips are on yours, hot and hungry despite the chill of the lake. 

The kiss is messy, and desperate, tasting of whiskey and want, and you cling to him, weightless in the water. His hands roam your back, pulling you tighter, and you feel the hard planes of his body pressed against yours, slick and warm even in the cool night.

He breaks away just long enough to whisper, “Let’s get you out of this water, baby,” and he guides you to the bank, bringing you up onto the grassy edge with him like you weigh nothing. The air feels warm against your soaked skin as you lay down beside him giggling, the sound echoing into the night. 

Droplets slide down his chest, and his hair drips as he props himself on his elbow, brushing a strand of wet hair from your face, his touch so tender it makes your heart ache.

“Every time I look at you, I can’t believe you’re mine,” he says under his breath, his finger tracing along your cheek, and he leans in, kissing you slow and deep, savoring every second of tasting you.

The grass is soft beneath you as he settles on top, the warm night wrapping around you both, feeling the heat of him, as the weight of him, grounds you.

“Benny,” you whisper, your hands sliding up into his damp hair. “I love you,” the words slip out easy and true, and his answering groan hums against your chest as he kisses you again.

Your bodies press together warm and wet as the kiss grows heavier, needier, your fingers tangling into his hair as his rough hands caress your sides.

“Never gonna get enough of you,” he rasps, his breath warm against your neck as he kisses along your jaw. “My girl, my everything.” He says and your heart swells as you pull him back to your lips, lost in him, the taste of him, the feel of him, the love he gives that burns so bright it could light up the whole damn lake.

As he breaks the kiss, you look up at his handsome face, the depths of his blue eyes shimmering like the stars above, and your body immediately softens beneath him. 

His calloused fingertips glide between your thighs, brushing your clit in teasing circles before pushing them deep inside. 

He works you open with slow, knowing strokes until you whimper, your body growing heavier from his touch.

“C’mon, sugar,” he whispers, pulling his fingers away, and he grips his cock, the tip pressing against your slick heat. “Let me feel all of you,” he breathes, his voice rough with longing. 

You nod, gazing into his eyes and he parts you with a slow, steady push, guiding himself deeper until he fills you completely. The stretch and the depth hit you both at once, your sounds of pleasure, mingling in the still night air.

“Goddamn, you feel s’good,” he praises, his forehead dropping, his breath ragged. He starts to move, slow and deep, each thrust driven with a possessive grind, marking you as his on every stroke.

“Benny—oh God,” you manage, staring up into his eyes, losing yourself in the storm of them, blue and wild and so damn intense it feels like he can see right through you. “Don’t stop,” you plead, and his eyes light up full of need.

“Couldn’t stop if I tried sugar,” he promises, his voice rough with restraint as he picks up the pace, the slap of skin on skin blending with the soft lapping of the lake.

Your lips part in soft, desperate moans as his thrusts hit just right, and he groans, feeling your walls tighten around his cock. His rough palms slide up your wrists, pinning your hands in the grass as he drives deeper making you feel every inch of him as you surrender to this wildfire passion.

The pressure builds low in your belly, sharp and hot, and you arch into him, chasing it. His biceps flex as he holds you down, damp hair falling into his face as he thrusts, but his blue eyes never leave yours, drinking you in like your a vision.  “S’damn pretty… so perfect like this,” he rasps, his thrusts growing urgent, erratic.

“Benny, I—” Your words dissolve into a moan as he hits the spot, relentlessly, repeatedly his body glistening in the moonlight on every thrust. Your legs wrap around his hips, pulling him deeper, and he groans, loud and unrestrained, the sound echoing off the trees. “Benny, I’m so close,” you whisper, your voice trembling, and he nods, eyes blazing.

“Same time,” he pants, and his hands tighten on your wrists, his thrusts pounding harder, deeper, your walls flutter around him as the tension snaps in a white-hot rush. You come beneath him, a cry tearing from your throat, and he follows right after, shuddering as he buries himself deep, spilling into you with a broken groan. 

Your hands clench into fists under his grasp, your core pulsing around his cock until he stills, leaving you both trembling and breathless.

He lies on you, warm and heavy, nuzzling into the crook of your neck, your breaths slowing as he releases your wrists and interlaces his fingers with your hands.

You look over at him, still dizzy, your body throbbing where you’re pressed together, satisfied on the grass.

“I love you, Benny Cross,” you confess, your voice sure and sweet, cutting through the haze.

“I love you more, my wild girl,” he smiles, his voice soft and adoring as his eyes gaze into yours, warm and steady. “Always will.“ He says bringing you into his arms, the night wrapping around you both like a blanket as you stargaze listening to the lake whisper its quiet song nearby.

END 🏍️

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[jaxon-exe]

I’m bored so

Gotham Youtube Videos

Asking Gotham heroes to do a flip!!

Exactly what it says on the tin, this guy went around Gotham asking heroes to do a flip. All did except Batman, Robin (Damian) and red hood. The video ends with a ‘bonus flip’ from Harley Quinn.

✨🌞 Here Comes the Sun 🌞✨

An AMV of Signal, using various clips of him from across the internet, all set to ‘here comes the sun’ by the Beatles.

A Gothamite once said

A compilation of news clips of Gothamites saying the most unhinged shit as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

Examples:

“who still drinks tap water? I drank from a hose once as a kid and wouldn’t stop laughing for a week.”

*reporter* “sir where were you during last nights attack” *gothamite* “in my bunker like I am every Halloween”

*gothamite* “Then I heard gunshots and knew I was gonna be ok.” *reporter* “I’m sorry sir, gun shots?” *gothamite* “Yeah. I mean, they were coming from above so I knew it was red hood.” *reporter* “The crime lord??”

Etc

Thank you, they’re designer ✨💅

Originally a tiktok of someone (Stephanie) coming up to Tim Drake on the street and saying, “I like you eye-bags” and Tim responding with “thank you, they’re designer.”

Tim Drake earning his Designer eye-bags

A compilation of Tim from interviews/talk shows as well as on the red carpet. He always in the background of whatever is happening and is slowly falling asleep/fighting for his life to stay awake. Wii music plays over the whole vid

I saw Batman!! Not clickbait!!!!

It was clickbait

Bruce Wayne being a single mom for 4 minutes straight

A compilation of the Wayne kids doing something stupid (e.i. Saying something stupid in an interview or doing something stupid at a gala) and Bruce Wayne trying desperately to stop his kids/get control of the situation. It ends on a clip of Bruce rubbing his eyes with one hand, his other hand on his hip. In front of him stands his fully adult son, Dick Grayson, who is soaking wet after having jumped into a fountain. 

Batman saved my cat!! Not clickbait!!

It was clickbait.

Nightshift in Gotham

A vlog style video by a collage student working at a 24 hour dinner. They start the shift by making a coffee with an ungodly amount of caffeine in it and leaving it in the back alleyway. The only explanation given is that it’s “an offering incase we get robbed”. They do get robbed but Red Robin shows up in less than 30 seconds to handle it. An alarm goes off at 2am, putting the dinner in lockdown, full blast shields and all. The lockdown lifts just before their shift ends and they end the video by saying “so that about a standard night really. Don’t know y anyone would be interested in this but whatever.”

Robin and Red Robin being ✨siblings✨

Straight up a vid of them trying to kill each other. It got taken down within the day.

Batman bought me lunch!! Not Clickbait!!

It was clickbait.

Is Buce Wayne actually dumb?

A video essay about Bruce Wayne’s life and career and asking is Bruce Wayne really as dumb as the media makes him out to be. The conclusion is no, he is not. He’s a great businessman, was top of his class and was almost a Dr, only dropping out bc of personal matters and the only reason the media thinks he’s dumb is because he is a fun, loveable guy that doesn’t take thinks seriously.

Batman saved me from riddler!!! Not Clickbait!!

Surprisingly not clickbait but at this point nobody believes it’s true bc of the clickbait vids in the past

Why we love Red Hood

A vid make by a crime alley local, going around and asking about all the good things red hood has done. Alley kids talk about hood giving them food and keeping the shelters safe for them. Working girls talk about hood protecting them from harassment, from both random guys and cops. The old couple that owns the bodega talk about him in the same way they’d talk about their grandkids. A guy (who doesn’t show his face to the camera) says that hood’s the best boss he’s had, that the guy even gave him paid time off when his kid was sick. A woman (who also doesn’t show her face) says that hood saved her and her kids from her abusive ex-husband and then helped her get clean when she expressed that she wanted to. A worker at a local food bank says that in the aftermath of every big disaster they have, Red hood and his gang always shows up with truck loads of food, not only shelf stable food (tho that’s the majority of it) but also fresh fruit and veg. The video ends with rapid fire clips of them asking people if they thought red hood was a hero.

All of them say yes.

(Bonus from blüdhaven)

Why we love Nightwing.

A compilation of the guy’s ass.

[tiredmetalenthusiast]

Can't decide between Gaz and Johnny, about who would be more scandalized about being a pretty boy that gets ALL the attention of the ladies, except for that one that clearly knows who they are and couldn't care less, unwilling to give either of them her time?

Pretty boy hot shit Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, so charming with his handsome face and pretty eyes and smooth words, a prince among princes, suddenly so down bad for the lady that just gives him a blank stare, tells him she'd rather he not be in her vicinity causing a ruckus before walking off back to work and switching areas so she doesn't have to bother with him and his group.

Jock like king shit Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish with his stunning blue eyes and appealing accent that he uses to charm ladies in the bar, suddenly getting so caught up in this broad that doesn't look at him let alone sound enthusiastic when he tries to hit on her and gets left flabbergasted when she puts her headphones in mid sentence from him and just leaves.

[petite-madame]

After watching a random celebrity “What’s in Your Bag?” video, I got curious (or maybe just nosy, lol) and started asking everyone the same question. So, what’s in your bag? Or, if you’re not the type to carry one, what’s in your pockets?

Hi anon ^^

Thank you so much for your question, it's actually a pretty funny one! 🥳 Alright, I'm going to try to satisfy your curiosity by answering in detail.

First, my bag. At the moment, I often use one of these two:

1) Bag from Beara Beara London (Model: Lila)

2) Suede bag found on Vinted for 10€

And now, let's see what's inside the bag. I just emptied my bag on the floor and, as you can see, there's everything and anything. Here's a full picture and some close-ups:

1) Sunglasses. I think they are Prada knock-offs bought on eBay about 10-15 years ago maybe.

2) Hydroalcoholic gel, highly needed in Paris. It's hard to keep your hands clean in this city. 😶

3) First aid kit because I am THAT clumsy and wearing Dr Martens shoes even with big socks has a price (*ouch*)

4) An old pencil and a Funko Harley Queen ballpoint pen (I used it the other day at the bank to sign some documents, you should have seen the face of my banker 👁👄👁)

5) A small personalized case with the initials "P.M" engraved on it, for my lipstick (Rouge Baiser, L'Authentique Le Rouge n°405, if you are interested)

6) House keys with key rings that have witnessed WW2, it seems.

7) Medicine in case of vertigo episodes (Tanganil), we never know 😶

8) A cute brush hidden inside some compact mirror (from Pylones)

9) Wired earphones for my phone (I hate wireless earpods, I prefer the good old wired earphones)

10) A small bottle of perfume, personalized with the monogram "P.M", because I am that extra 🎀

11) My Navigo card (Paris transportation card) inside a Harry Potter card holder found on Aliexpress pour 4€ 🤓

12) Two chestnuts I found at a park last October-November. I still have them in my bag, I have no idea why.

13) Some old receipt from Monoprix (I bought a bottle of Coca Zero, apparently)

14) A card from a Dyptique shop with some perfume sprayed on it. I hate it, I've never understood the whole craze around this brand.

15) My phone, with a home made Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis phone case ✌

16) My Karl Lagerfeld wallet featuring Kaaaaarl and Choupette, France's most famous cat.

17) ANNNNNNND I was about to forget the most important thing when I took the picture above, my iPod Touch because yes, Little Miss Fossile Me is still listening to music on her iPod touch. No Apple music, no Spotify, like men, we ride at dawn, like in 2010. 🤓🤘

No book! I don't read in the means of transportation, it gives me headaches so I practically never bring a book or a Kindle with me.

Oh but wait, that's not my only bag, I also have this one for food! So:

1) Totoro lunch bag, present from my friend @vegetadaily 💗

2) Paris 2024 Olympics limited edition lunchbox featuring the one and only Phryge, the official mascot, I love her!

3) Hello Kitty bentô box (lunch box) bought in Japan in 2010

4) Burger-shaped lunch box, bought on Aliexpress, absolutely amazing 😁✨

Et voilà! As I told you, you really have everything and anything in my bag(s).

I hope I answered your question! Have a great day 💗

[archaospetryx]

Ugh what is it this ti— OH!!!

OOOHHH HELLO SAILOR😍👉👈🔥✨

So @birbdaddygram n @gmonocle did this before me so I had an idea w/the last ask being how we should dress up our Harley’s in bunny suits for a casino/club-esc thing and one thing led to another for the follow up for this post here

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GRR HARLEY SAWYER I NEED YOU BADLY🐺

I’ll make one of Harley facing forward with the fit eventually but have this tbh🙏

Also I’m too lazy to finish it for now but here’s the follow up to Arthur getting White’s pinup;

[ploompkin]

Still fixated on an AU where Elliot adopts Harley. And SO I have some ✨ situations✨ for them.

— Harley’s first night home at Elliot’s. Being amazed that he has a room with a proper bed in it. Doubly amazed that it’s so BIG and so… clean.

Elliot cooking roast dinner to commemorate the event, but instead of eating, Harley just… stares at the food.

E: “Everything okay, Harley?”

H: “…Can… can I eat this?”

E: “Of course! I made it for you.”

H: … Takes a tiiiiny hesitant bite.

E: Smiles, nods. “Enjoy.” Goes back to reading his paper while eating his own dinner.

H: (… He’s not mad? It’s really… okay? …)

H: “……” STARTS DEVOURING THE FOOD LIKE A RABID ANIMAL

E: O_O ;; (I need to teach that boy some table manners…)

— Imagine the first time Harley initiates a hug between them. It’d seem random, but in actuality Harley’s been thinking of it, planning it, anticipating it for weeks. Then one day in the morning he’d come downstairs and just quietly go “Elliot.” Elliot giving him a bemused but worried smile— only for the boy to silently walk up to him and very nervously… very awkwardly… lift his arms and rest them ever so lightly around Elliot’s back.

Elliot embracing him in return, equally as gently. Just a nice, quiet moment before they go into the factory for the YGP classes.

— The first time Harley calls Elliot “dad”. I don’t think he would do it very often (normally just sticks with Elliot), and when he does it’s usually by accident or when he’s feeling vulnerable. But oof. There’d be tears (Elliot).

— If they want ANY hope of a happy ending, they’d both have to get therapy. And apparently in the 1970/80s, family therapy was becoming popular. So, just imagine the chaos of Elliot Ludwig and Harley Sawyer in family therapy. You’re welcome.

— Harley developing an unusual hobby, like taxidermy. Elliot trying his best to be supportive, but Harley keeps “finding” dead animals and bringing them back home and it makes him a little worried (and nauseous). OH— and the look on the man’s face when he one day opens the fridge only to make direct eye contact with a deceased possum. If Harley was around it’d get a rare laugh out of him.

But they’d have a, err, talk, after that.

— Now Harley’s in a safe environment he’s got a lot of trauma processing to do. Neither he nor Elliot even think about that… until the panic attacks start. …And the random crying. Angry outbursts over things that are ridiculously trivial, even for Harley. Hell, maybe even (rarely) some age regression, too.

Me and @/numberonesnarkfan (gonna reference them as Snark because we yapped a LOT lmao) were also talking and they suggested Harley having FND (which can in rare cases be caused by trauma/abuse which is the case for Harley) which manifests in dissociative seizures/drop attacks, and functional limb weakness (especially in his legs). I also think if he’s specifically triggered by something kid Harley would get vocal tics and uncontrollable shaking.

All in all Elliot feels in WAAAY over his head, and definitely questions whether he’s done the right thing by taking the little guy in or not; not because he doesn’t love him, but because he’s not sure if he’s the best person to handle this. He also finds it super hard to discipline him because, freshly in recovery, Harley’s so easily triggered. The situation’s made even worse, because Harley really NEEDS disciplining since he’s already showing a few symptoms of antisocial personality disorder, and is just generally… a bit of a little shit at times.

— The. ARGUMENTS. I like to think they wouldn’t have full blown fights that often since (at least my) Elliot is so mild-mannered, but… Elliot definitely has his own issues as well, and if they’re both having bad days, disagreements very easily turn into full arguments. Harley in particular can scream the house down if he so chooses, much to Elliot’s frustration. Lots of slamming of doors. Sometimes an “I HATE YOU” from Harley, too.

If you wanted to get REALLLY angsty with it, again me and Snark were like. OOP. Punishments that would be considered abuse or at least be frowned on now were common in Elliot’s era, so… if Harley hit a nerve one day… Elliot might just grab him by the chin, yank him in close and give him a shake, and really verbally lay into him— only to trigger a panic attack and/or an FND episode in Harley. Little guy bursting into tears out of shock and fear, because he’s just started to adjust to a home without that kind of violence.

Elliot would feel so bad after that. Harley doesn’t come out of his room for a week. It takes a while for their relationship to heal again.

— …HAPPIER SITUATIONS AGAIN yay:

Elliot and Harley doing normal, domestic activities. Watching a movie together… maybe Harley falls asleep against Elliot, who carries him to bed. Elliot taking him out for ice cream. Elliot teaching him how to cook (first time ends in an absolute mess).

Harley actually getting the giggles over something and Elliot deliberately trying to get him to laugh more because the sound makes him so happy.

— And finally. One of my favourites. After Harley is well and truly settled in his new home and trusts Elliot, he very shyly, very embarrassed, comes to him with a request.

Could he read him a bed time story?

Little guy has never had a story read to him outside of being in school before, but has heard of other children being read to at night, and he’s so curious— but more than curious, he wants to feel like a child who’s loved.

Elliot’s surprised at the request at first because isn’t 12 y/o Harley a little old for that? But when he hears his explanation, his soft heart just melts. Of course he’s going to read his baby a bed time story. Knowing Harley, he’ll probably pick out either a sci-fi or non-fiction book. He’s probably all embarrassed as Elliot tucks him in and starts reading, but he gets into it surprisingly quickly and settles down.

As he’s starting to fall asleep, Elliot reaches over and starts combing a hand through his hair, stroking his head nice and slow… and Harley’s out like a light. Dadwig gives him a little kiss on the forehead, turns out the light and leaves him to sleep.

[electricgg]

AHHHH I FORGOT TO SEND IN MEMES I WAS SO TIRED WHEN I READ IT AHHH HOW DID I FORGET ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER

1) batfam when they sit thru that whole think and their sister didn’t even perform.

2) Wally trying to tell his uncle about a new speedster but him and Hal just are NOT lockin in the way they need to.

3) ivy when she sees Harley actually did bring three kids to the asylum with her

4) Warren resigning to his fate when he sees five knocked out guards but the other two are still insisting they keep going (I think it was Warren that wanted to turn around but I’m too far into making the ask to check)

5)Warren and Bobby listening to Ed’s riddles and maybe not clocking that it’s the riddler???

6) Harvey’s cell :(

7) Jason when she actually DOES have anger issues

8) I just KNOW Bruce was hounding babs for more information after the end of the chapter

9) me when warrwayne is real and more alive than half of the ship is

10) Harvey, two face, and Wayne as my girl maximoff proceeds to make the BEST first impression man has ever seen she’s doing amazing she’s doing fantastic

This chapter had soooo so so many fantastic moments im screaming. You’ve out done yourself again!!

I PANICKED THINKING MY TUMBLR WAS BUGGING AGAIN!! Thanks for the meal, pookie🥹✨

1)The one time they make an effort and they had to sit through a bunch of highschoolers that act like this the High School Musical talent show.

2) Maybe Wally was interrupting some intimate moment and they got caught of guard 👀 (Had to add one HalBarry crumb for myself-). But looks like they will need to lock in real quick after this jsjsjs

3)She loves her wife, she really does. But Ivy was so ready to throw her into the Gotham river for bringing little mutant kids to most dangerous place in Gotham for shits and giggles.

4) It was actually Bobby(bc he is doesn't fuck around with spooky stuff-), but it applies to the two of them. They were not having a good time.

5)They did not clock it in. Fear does work in mysterious ways and they just hangend onto whatever distraction they could find. Ed's gets brownie points for helping them out-ish.

6)GIVE MY MAN A PROPER CELL I SWEAR TO GOD-

7)There's nothing more delulu than an older brother looking to relate to their estranged sister.

8)Bruce had to be put in time out by ALFRED because he was going to show up in full suit at Barbara's apartment just to pick Maximoff off and drag her back to the manor for a stern talk about communication skills (mf look in the mirror-)

9) WARRWAYNE I AM SOBBING!!! They will get a happy moment, I swear😭

10) My girl Maximoff is getting adopted left and right. She is just that charismatic and full of unhinged good vibes (It's the ADHD-)

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! THANKS FOR DROPPING THIS!!!!

[venustheidiot]

So my guy friend got into nevermore.

Why? Well he was originally a homophobe and we clicked instantly, without him knowing I’m literally a bisexual.

and when I came out to him he was so shocked and literally felt bad cause he was talking shit about queer people WHILE A QUEER WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM THIS WHOLE TIME.

and thus he has began his redemption arc! Trying to change his ways and show that he can support the Queer community.

why Nevermore? WELL him and I have been starting very small, I got him to watch arcane and when he saw Caitlyn and Vi in the jail cell scene he didn’t even flinch like AT ALL

✨Progress✨

I then got him into the Harley Quinn series and literally the second season when Ivy and Harley got spicy he was like “uh, what the fuck” but didn’t complain as much as he used to when he was such a hater.

so now! I got him into Nevermore except what I did was something most people don’t do when reading something new.

I clicked on the episodes that showed flashbacks of Lenore with long hair and when Theo died so that way he could slightly warm up to the concept of the Webtoon (yes I had to explain the whole thing to him so he wouldn’t have any surprise “EW SHES GAY?” Moments)

he actually likes it mostly cause he’s a huge fan of like death and stuff so Nevermore was kind of a good choice for the dude.

he’s on the maze arc, where Lenore and Duke go into the maze and have to survive?

He’s so into it without even being halfway into the series that he literally says Lenore and Duke have the same energy as us (I find that very offensive I’m not that reckless.)

BUT WE’RE MAKING PROGRESS! AND WE GOT ANOTHER NEVERMORE LOVER INTO THE FANDOM!

(Yes, he knows I’m starting a nevermore RP account he doesn’t really care)