#stringbeanman

[ask-torture-ler]

"Stay over there, in your murder lair!"

*crawls out of the depths of hell to post fanart*

((Ay. Life got in the way and I haven't been able to be on, but I've been working on reaction pics/asks and will hopefully be back soon. Hope you're all doing well B)

BUT ANYWAY. Enjoy this fanart of @stringbeanman @stringbeanman2021 !! Hope I did your boy justice.))

[stringbeanman]

Oh my.

I just heard that @thegreedler-butmeanler said yes (in the most non-aggressive way ever) to @asktheonceler2020 invitation to prom and it was so sweet I just had to draw something to congratulate them.

What color are your Corsages?

And please do tell me the details of how it goes

I must know.

[stringbeanman]

“Oh-Ah, that does sound pretty rough... I uh, heh, do hope there is some form of light at the end of the tunnel for you..”

“I think it’s safe to say that Oncie agrees with me.” -Greed

[a-onceler-sideblog]

I did a presentation on the Onceler for friends

It was at a PowerPoint party where we all chose a topic to write a lecture on and I had promised to tell them about the Onceler several months before.

So It started with me talking about how I promised one of my friends this whole thing a couple months ago

I then talked a bit about how homestuck popularized the askblog format.

This is where I hit the people who don't already know what this presentation is about.

I talk about the change in his character design between the book and 2012. also with how he got split into two separate characters, which immediately caused one of my friends to ask when they kiss lol. I also talk about how people made ask blogs of them and how they would interact despite being the same character.

I said nothing important on this slide I just thought they should see these images

Then talked about the variations of the Onceler and the most popular askblogs. (credits to stringbeanman, windroosje, and Wansura

Instant yelling and applause from the guy who asked if they were going to kiss along with a couple others. I talk about classic oncest and the askblog ships. (credits to hybridkilljoys and I can't find the first one again, please let me know if you can find it)

Then onto camp Weehawken. The same guy from earlier yells out he doesn't like where this is going which I say is very valid. (Credit to Audtreegrace)

Then I talk about Thneedville High... and how a decent amount of people shipped Swag and entre despite entre being a teacher and swag a student. (credit Lenny-the-Leprechaun)

And then about Truffla flu.

(Credit to mute-survivor)

And then deoncelerfication

I can't save the slide as a gif so I need you to imagine a skeleton hitting the griddy and doing Irish step dance

And then I talk about the revival that happened around 2020 and modern Oncelers. They were very fond of Methcook-ler and demanded to see more from their blog all the while screaming breaking bad references.

(Credits to Pen-ler, qtip-ler, Methcook-ler, and me)

The host of the party watched everyone's presentation and graded them and presented our grades as his presentation. I feel I should mention everyone else's grade slide had their name.

Overall it was well received and got alot of laughs.

[stringbeanman]

Miss you dude 😭

Awe this stringboi misses you too pichio!

I've been busy as of late, really haven't had the time to be online very much at all these days.

Every once in awhile I'll hop on for a moment then hop off.

But alas, I'm still here!

I'm happy to see you guys are stilling figgering and biggering!

Keep it up 💚💚💚

[stringbeanman]

:) 🍰 here.

Awe, how sweet of you!

You know since you went out of your way to bring me such a delicious treat it's only fair to give something in return!

How about I give you a thneed for half the original price? Sound like a deal? Heck, maybe I'll even give it to ya for free!

(That last bit might of been a stretch-)

[ask-torture-ler]

My, oh my Well hello there. Welcome back. (We've never met but I thought I'd welcome you anyways.) Oh please do tell me big guy, if you don't mind that is. what kind of torment do you have planned for your dear guest?

With a large smirk, he chuckled, "If you’re able to hear it. It all depends entirely on what my clients want, darling. Decoration, meat, novelties.. I make it all. I’m quite crafty, you see."

"As a small example, teeth jewelry is very popular. Necklaces, rings, bracelets.. though, sometimes they only want individual teeth. Obviously removed with pliers and medical scissors. I try to do this while my visitor is heavily medicated.. it's a pain to have them scream in my face as I work."

"Bones have many uses. Furniture, decorations, weapons.. the only limit is my client's imagination. My most recent requested the femur of a young female as the handle to a karambit knife. It turned out quite beautiful. The squirming has caused scratching before-

-but I believe I've found an.. effective solution. Some find it hard to move or speak with a concussion."

"And then.. the meat is one of my favorite things to harvest, satisfying to do. Did you know humans taste similar to sweet pork? That's what my clients claim. How interesting.. "

"But, to answer.. how do I torment my visitors?”

“All work is done while the guest is living. And broadcast for millions to see in a nice, dim, red, room."

[ask-torture-ler]

He laughed, “You’re very funny, you know. I’d like to keep you around.”

“I’m into a lot of things, cher. I did tell you that I was a man of many talents.”

“Many talents, indeed.”

O h

I see.

You're into psychological torture too huh?

I like you @ask-torture-ler.

Because the psychic damage you just inflicted on me-

[ask-torture-ler]

“Tell me, friend, what color would you like your ropes to be?”

You made a friend! :D

"A friend, huh?"

[stringbeanman]

((Oh my goodness he's beautiful. I can't even express it into words how much I love this, You even got his good side. Haha!))

"Stay over there, in your murder lair!"

*crawls out of the depths of hell to post fanart*

((Ay. Life got in the way and I haven't been able to be on, but I've been working on reaction pics/asks and will hopefully be back soon. Hope you're all doing well B)

BUT ANYWAY. Enjoy this fanart of @stringbeanman @stringbeanman2021 !! Hope I did your boy justice.))

[ask-torture-ler]

"Spleen, actually. Easier to hold."

"Got embarrassed? I didn't take you for the type to embarrass so easily."

Gimme kiss

“For twenty dollars I will throw you one from across the room.”

[stringbeanman]

Oh dear lord.

Well guys this is it,

if for some reason I go radio silent you know where I am and you know what to do.

Call the Police.

O h

I see.

You're into psychological torture too huh?

I like you @ask-torture-ler.

Because the psychic damage you just inflicted on me-

[stringbeanman]

I-YOU-

You know what? Why am I still having this conversation with you? I'm done.

Go find some poor random soul to harvest.

Gimme kiss

“For twenty dollars I will throw you one from across the room.”

[stringbeanman]

I-wha-I-no-oh ha ha real funny

Kissing you would be like kissing a diseased swine.

Gimme kiss

"For twenty dollars I will throw you one from across the room."