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#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#de fanart#disco elysium fanart#disco elysium art#harrier du bois#fly my steed#fly#stupid ass detectives
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them!! I have some of crystal + niko being gay but niko does NOT look like niko so maybe I’ll share them once I fix her,, maybe,,,,
#dead boy detectives#dbd fanart#dbd art#sandman#art#artist#digital art#artists on tumblr#charles rowland#edwin payne#charles x edwin#payneland#fucking FINALLY a fandom that choose the stupid ass ship name#forever mourning that katniss and Peeta fans didn’t name them peenis
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I think it's absolutely so weird that in both instances of addressing the issue (the stream and the video), dream has used his Minecraft skin to talk to the audience like he hasn't done a face reveal at all and that he hasn't had music tours when he barely had any music like bro, I get people being mean to you bc of your face, but at the very least could you not do it with your stupid ass Minecraft skin????
#mayaposts#mcyt#discourse#dream situation#dream mention#dont get me started on the weird ass roleplay in the middle of the fucking stream where he was roleplaying as a detective fsr#like some faceless ppl at least have the decency to like not do stupid shit like that even if they have a png of themselves#they dont put it on screen the and if they do they usually dont put it in the same way on their usual videos
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if you cant appreciate the beauty of an extremely irritating excruciating painland slowburn i need you to shut your mouth forever
#like YOU DONT GET THEM#ever since the show was announced people have been saying theyd be pissed if it wasnt canon in season 1 like#YOU DO NOT. GET THEM.#itd be realistic for these two to take twelve seasons and a movie before being canon#its already been decades their stupid asses are absolutely capable of taking decades more to figure their shit out#dead boy detectives#painland#paynland#edwin paine#edwin payne#charles rowland
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I feel like it’s like. a ridiculously huge plot hole that not a single person in the group questioned what the fuck happened to niko in the finale. like. they automatically jump to “she moved on to her afterlife” when that makes zero sense and is literally impossible from what they saw happen in front of them. you’re telling me the boys who have been running from death for 30 years wouldn’t instinctually feel a pang of panic knowing that she should be showing up any minute to collect niko. and they wouldn’t notice that, for some reason, she doesn’t. not a single person questioned why they never saw niko as a ghost. esther even says something like “so what, you’ll just have another ghost friend” like it was POINTED OUT and no one thought a damn thing even when they’re all craned over her body and sobbing. even when they’re going through her apartment and packing her things. it wouldn’t occur to anyone? was whoever wrote this part half asleep or in a huge hurry to get the script done or something because it’s possibly the most egregious plot hole in the entire show
#sorry this has been bothering me alot like ive tried to come up with some kind of reasoning but i cant#it’s just a really stupid narrative fuckup and/or half-assed way of making Niko’s situation more suspenseful and set up that#plotline for a hypothetical season 2#which like. isn’t a good reason. if you have to break continuity and break character and ignore the obvious in order to set up your next#plotline or avoid revealing too much of that plotline too early– that’s just bad writing. there’s plenty of ways around it but.#this is what they went with. I guess#love this show with all my heart but boy this was bad#rambling#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#niko#niko sasaki
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Crystal, I love you , but u got no right to shit on the name "Dead Boy Dectetives Agency", sure it's not great.. But girl, you are named......................
CRYSTAL
PALACE
SURNAME
-von hoverkraft.
You are in no place to judge anyone' names.
#crystal palace#crystal palace and her stupid long ass name#her parents did hate her cuz wtf#dead boy detectives#wurds
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#zel talks#zel-zo#meme#conan#case closed#kogoro#kogoro mori#mori kogoro#richard moore#detective conan#conan edogawa#I would kill for this stupid ass dumbass man
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Rgrhrgrhrhrgrh the urge to have Rye acquire a Larvitar................... I mean. They were fucking up the trafficking ring anyway bc the Org needs to put the competition back in its place... Who's going to care if he snatches a thang (it started chewing on his pant leg and Shuuichi instantly got attached)
Also for anyone who doesn't know. This is a Larvitar (thge baby evers ^_^^)

#Fun fact <3 Larvitar weighs around 70 kg. That mf isn't getting picked up anytime soon. But he's going to try. By God he's going to try#Also I'm thinking Rye keeps the newest critter a secret at first#Either because he and Scotch hadn't agreed on more than one Pokémon each in the flat they share or because Rye likes to fuck with people#“How long before Scotch realizes I brought in a whole ass new Pokémon” (Shuuichi voice)#He's so stupid#I love when he procrastinates on having common sense#Pokémon AU#akai shuichi#dcmk#detco#detective conan
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is the batman penis comic worth anything yet my sister who gives 0 shits about nerd stuff went to multiple comic stores and specifically asked for it i owe her back pay for her troubles
#batman#bruce wayne#batman comics#dc comics#detective comics#i just asked her to pop into one and see if she could find it no worries#she calls me hours later to say she found it but had to go to a few different places#i cant stress enough how little she cares for comics but she busted her ass all day in nyc to find me some stupid comic
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not to sound like old man get off my lawn but cars have wayyyyy too much technology
#the stupid thing that yanks the car when they detect you’re crossing the lines meanwhile i’m holding on for dear life in construction zones#!!!!!!! the rental i got us this huge ass mazda suv (not an economy car but whatever) and i got in it and literally had to spend 10 minutes#figuring out how to get music playing and the car to go. what !!!!
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theyre the nightmare of his damn life
#💎#my ocs#my art#character art#artists on tumblr#i love putting him through torment#what if you were a detective hiding the fact that youre a vigilante on the side but your stupid ass teammates wont leave you alone#^ this is his entire life#this is from january last year .. oh wow#my dialog lettering improved a lot since i made this lmao#alex young#vince abernathy#achin goodman#guyss im kinda making progress getting everything posted that i wanted to post ! . . kinda !#itll be nice to have my backlog online
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you must make aus of your own ocs, you must
#yayyyyy#bushy brows is francis' oc the hot elf is my friend vixens' oc#jah is mineeee grins#i refused to amke new characters for this group rp everyone wants to do so its going to be my guy from my comic that i havent made yet#this is sort of an art dump#but the first two went together so i can at least post them and leave the otehr art below the keep reading#can u tell i like vixens gay ass elf...ignatios save me#my art#uuhmmmmmm#jaheel d'leon#i dont feel like i should tag the comic name because..well its not...the comic....so ill only tag the guy#my stupid gay ass bard lawyer detective#i think its really funny how it jah looks like 2 different sizes but its because the first guy hes standing with is 5''8 and hes 6''5 and#then the big ass elf is 7 foot and he was SHORTENED FOR THE RP#hehe anyway#i like ma friends#jah au
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thats genuinely crazy HELLO .
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The Choke of [insert year here]: Alternate Scene
So we broke up and I never saw him again but that's just the way things go
- Akaya, if she lived probably
#emio#emio the smiling man#famicom detective club#shitpost#meme#memes#man i'm so glad i learned photo editing because i can make stupid shit like this :D#but god damn why does it have to be so hard for me to find references of folks not promenently in the main game?? like yo???#i had to draw akaya by memory btw#pain in the ass
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[[ UGHHHHHHHHHH i really hate that tumblr doesn't delete auto-saved drafts when you post the actual thing. I think I just deleted an entire multi-para reply because I was so sure I'd posted it, and thought the one in the drafts was a copy..... plus it forces me to do a regular cleanup, and I'm sure I've accidentally deleted some things I actually owed on accident. I'm going to explode jfkjdfgdfhk ]]
#mask off / ooc post#[[if i've owed you something for more than a month feel free to poke me because it probably got thanos draft snapped :( ]]#[[it's so frustrating#'draft saved' says the stupid ass website keeping the drafts even though you posted the thing#i appreciate the autosave feature because it's saved me a couple times but it's so dumb that it doesn't detect when you post the thing!!!]]
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GRRRRRRR I HATE AI 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 “it can be a helpful tool when used correctly!!!”“we need to integrate ai into education!!!” NO TF WE DONT WE NEED TO BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!
#one of my classes is using this STUPID ASS ai discussion forum as an ‘experiment’ and its driving me INSANE#the class is literally so good besides that i’m just like WHY are you falling for this. i don’t want a fucking machine grading my answers#it’s so fucking easy to trick too like it’ll be all ‘oopsie daisy!!!! your question didn’t have enough curiosity points detected!! :)’#and then in my resubmission i literally just have to add more random ass words to make it seem deeper like don’t piss me off.
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