#switch!fizzarolli

[mushyblushyredhead]

I noticed you're doing fics for Helluva Boss, so I wanted to request a fic about a tickle fight between Blitzø and Fizzarolli where Blitzø wants to make things like it was when they were teenagers and starts acting like a little shit to provoke Fizzarolli, and a tickle fights ensues, only to be broken up by Stolas and Asmodeus where they both end chasing their own imp boyfriends.

TickleTober 2024 🎃

Day 2: Chase

Switches!Blitzø & Fizzarolli

Word Count: 1.7k

⚠️ Warning for some language & mild spoilers!

And also kinda AU ending here where everything’s good and nobody’s hearts get broken (iykyk) 🥲

“Hey, thanks for inviting me out tonight,” Fizzarolli smiled at his now present friend, Blitzø.

“Oh, uh, sure thing,” Blitz awkwardly replied. “Anything to get our minds off of…y’know what happened the other day.” It had only been one day since Blitz and Fizz had been captured by the bounty hunter, Striker, and Blitz insisted that he and Fizz needed a day to hangout and catch up now that they seemed to be on good terms.

Although they both got some closure after so long while nearly escaping with their lives, Blitz still felt like it wasn’t enough. After all that, they were just going to part ways and walked off like nothing happened? No, Blitz already lost his best friend so long ago. He didn’t want it to happen again. They deserved to at least hang out and rekindle their friendship once more.

And that’s where they were at; Blitz invited Fizzarolli out to dinner, and they decided to rendezvous back to Fizz’s place to spend the rest of the evening there.

Except, Blitz was starting to feel guilty. And awkward. He was feeling guilty about being awkward for this hangout. Here he was with his best friend that he wished to rekindle with after so many years, and now he didn’t know what to say or do. What was he even supposed to say after all these years? He didn’t want to say the wrong thing, or worse, say something that would set Fizz off and remind him exactly why their friendship ended in the first place.

Blitz’s overthinking was clouding his hearing, he wasn’t aware that Fizzarolli was speaking to him. He snapped out of his thoughts when he felt something nudge his shoulder. “Huh? What?”

“I said,” Fizz repeated. “Are you okay? You look like you’ve been zoning out this whole time.”

“Oh, heh. No, don’t worry about it. Guess I just drank a little too much tonight,” Blitz lied, forcing a smile.

Fizz could tell Blitz was lying, but he didn’t want to push it. “Oh, okay then.”

Uh-oh. Now it was silent again. Awkward silence.

C’mon, c’mon! Say something! Blitz racked his brain for something to say. Shit! He felt he was never good at this whole sentimental stuff; he was only good at ruining things. There had to be something he could say or do to save their friendship even more. But what? Why was talking to his best friend so hard to do?

He peeked over and saw Fizz fiddling with his prosthetic animatronic arms. Blitz quickly turned his head away as guilt washed over him again. He was never going to forgive himself for causing…that to Fizzarolli. Was that the reason why he couldn’t talk to him anymore? Because he still carried that heavy guilt from all those years ago?

Whatever the reason, Blitz didn’t want it to ruin his friendship any longer. He cleared his throat, getting Fizz’s attention. “So…heh…those robot arms of yours must make you pretty damn good with Oz in bed, huh?”

Fizz scowled, but it quickly melted into a visible smile. “Fuhuhuck Blitz, can you not bring any weird jokes into a normal conversation?”

“Hey, I used to be a crappy clown. It’s my job to crack weird jokes all the time.” Blitz grinned, nudging his friend in the side. “Besides, you seem to have no problem with it since you laughed.”

Fizz yelped, arching away from where Blitz’s elbow hit him. “A-AAH! Watch it with your pointy elbows!”

Blitz cocked his head to the side. He had never heard Fizzarolli make a sound like that before. It took him a solid few seconds before he figured it out. No fucking way…even after all these years! A wicked slow grin spread across his face. He wasn’t feeling guilty or hesitant anymore. He knew exactly how he was going to bond with his friend again. The way he always did when they were teenagers.

“Hey Fiiiiiizz~!” Blitz sing-songed. “You always complain about my jokes being so shitty yet you laugh at every single one!”

“I do not!” Fizz protested.

Perfect. “Do too, watch!” Remember that legless balloon horse I always made as a kid? Well, how did he lose his legs in the first place?” Blitz paused for dramatic effect to deliver his punchline while he sneakily slid his tail behind Fizz. “…Too much horseplay!”

As soon as he said the punchline, Blitz jabbed and wriggled his tail end against Fizz’s side, causing him to emit that same high-pitched yelp.

“Ha! See? You still laugh at my jokes!”

“I wahahasn’t laughing, idiot!” Fizz shot back. He cursed himself for letting a giggle slip out. “Ihihit’s your fucking tahahail!”

Blitz hummed. “Hmm, I guess you’re right. I’ve always been a pain in your side, huh?” Blitz quickly tased Fizz’s side to playfully emphasize his point.

This time, Fizz squeaked and flinched away from the touch. “Blihihihitz!” He couldn’t hold back his giggles now. “S-Stohohop doing thahahat!”

Blitz sighed, pretending to be annoyed, but he didn’t let up and continued to poke Fizz’s side repeatedly. “Look, Fizzarolli, I’m trying to lighten the mood here, crack some jokes, and build our friendship back, and all you wanna do is laugh in my face like whatever I say is the most ridiculous thing!”

“You ahahahare ridiculous, Blihihihitzo!”

Normally, Blitz hated whenever anyone called him by his previous name. But he made an exception for this case; he knew Fizz wasn’t trying to insult him for real, but he still made a dramatic show by pretending to be offended.

“Oh, now you’ve gone too far, Raviolli! You know the ‘o’ is silent in my name now!” Before he could let Fizz answer back, Blitz attacked him for real. He leapt on top of Fizz, and dug his claws against wherever he could reach.

Fizz emitted a funny screech as he was glomped, immediately bursting into loud cackles. “BLIHIHIHITZ! NohohohAAAAA! STAHAHAHAhahap!!”

Blitz pulled his hands back. “Alright, you whiner. I’ll stop.” Fizz breathed a sigh of relief. But he immediately burst out laughing again as Blitz’s wiggling claws went back to his torso.

“WHAAAAHAHAT THE FUHUHUCK, BLIHIHIHIHITZ!!?”

Blitz grinned as wickedly as the Radio Demon. “What? You didn’t say for how long you wanted me to stop!”

“F-FUHUHAHAHACK YOUHOOHOOHOO, YOU CLAHAHAHAHOWN!!”

“Alright, smart ass,” Blitz chuckled evilly. “You wanna make this worse for yourself by calling me names? Because you clearly still have a lot of fight in ya if you can keep sassing me. Luckily…” he cracked his knuckles for dramatic effect. “I know just how to squeeze that sass out of you.”

“Not unless I squeeze it out of you, first!” Fizz shot back, surprising Blitz by throwing him off with his robotic legs. Now, it was Fizz’s turn to snicker like a villain. “You were right, Blitz, these robotic arms of mine do have their advantages for a lot of things!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, uhhh…truce?”

Elsewhere, Asmodeous and Stolas were chatting over tea together. They were relieved that their loved ones were not only safe back home, but there were also finally getting along. It was nice to see the former duo finally rekindling their friendship.

It wasn’t until they started to hear distant screams of protest that made their protective boyfriend instincts kick in, and rush to the scene. When they saw what was happening, there were relived there was no real danger but instead were silently gushing at the scene; Blitz and Fizzarolli engaged in an all-out tickle fight. The two demons were rolling around on the floor, tickling each other silly, and screaming for the other to give up.

“GIHIHIHIVE UHUHUP, BLITZ!!”

“Y-YOU FIHIHIHIHIRST, YOU ROBOHOHOHOT FREAK!!”

“NAAAAHEEHEEHEE—NEVER!!”

Ozzie and Stolas both rolled their eyes fondly at each other. As adorable as the sight was, they knew how stubborn their boyfriends could be. If they didn’t intervene soon, this tickle fight could last for hours.

Luckily, they knew just how to intervene.

Fizz and Blitz halted their tickle attacks when they heard Stolas’ voice. “Oh, Fizzarolli, if you want Blitzy to give in, you’ll have to go for his underarms and tummy!”

Blitz paled and then blushed. “Shut your damn beak, Stolas! You stay out of this!”

Fizz giggled like a gremlin. “HA! Your furry boyfriend called you out!” He immediately stopped laughing when he heard Ozzie say, “And Blitz, if you want Fizzy here to give up, you have to go for his tummy! And especially under his chin; it makes him let out the cutest little squeaks and chirps!”

Now it was Fizzarolli’s turn to blush madly. He stammered, then whined. “Ozzie! Whyyyyy?! Blitz doesn’t need to know that!”

“But now I do! Ohhh this changes everything! Finally, now I can get you back after all these years!”

“Not if I get you first!” Fizz growled, stretching his robotic limbs.

Stolas and Ozzie exchanged looks. They both smirked, silently agreeing.

“Shall we teach them a lesson?” Ozzie grinned.

Stolas chuckled. “Love to. After you, Asmodeus.”

The smaller imps paused their attacks again as they were engulfed in their partners’ shadows. They slowly looked up and gulped, knowing those looks far too well with what it meant.

“Uhh Blitz?”

“Yeah, run.”

The two imps took off running, flustered beyond comprehension at their partners chasing them, knowing what was going to happen as soon as they were caught. And their boyfriends? They couldn’t help but tease and coo how they were going to get them just to fluster them even more. And it worked like a charm.

“Just so you know, this is all your fault!” Fizz exclaimed.

“Hey, it’s your fault, too!” Blitz shot back. “But quit worrying, Fizz. It’s not like our furry boyfriends can even catch up to us!”

The two immediately slammed into Stolas and Asmodeus, Stolas easily portaling them both.

“‘They’ll never even catch up to us’, huh?” Fizz sarcastically remarked.

Blitz stammered nervously. “Stolas, what the hell?! You can’t use your portals, you cheater!”

Stolas hummed. “Since when have you ever cared about fairness in these silly games, Blitzy?” Said imp blushed at that comment. “Now then, where were we, Asmodeus?”

“I believe we were just about to teach these two a lesson about thinking they could outrun us. We always catch up! And you know what happens when we do~!” Ozzie playfully reminded.

Both demons each grabbed and cradled their imp boyfriends in their arms, holding them securely as they squirmed in anticipation. The night was no longer silent as Stolas and Ozzie tickled their boyfriends silly, enjoying the sweet sounds of their screeches and laughter.

THE END <3

Hope you love this, anon! 🫶🏻

[slimeylee]

fic prompt in the replies of this post !

first helluva boss fic . ive been very fixated on it recently :3

also inspired by season 2 episode 6 !

* swear warning , tickling .. idk what else

switch ! fizzarolli (he / him ) , switch ! blitzø ( he / him )

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Fizzarolli enjoyed the fresh morning smell of fire in Hell as he zoomed through the town on his Heelys. He leaned back and relaxed as he was dragged quickly down the sidewalk by his dogs, on his way to his concert rehearsal with Mammon.

Suddenly, the silence was interrupted.

"LOOK, LADY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE COFFEE THAT TASTES LIKE PISS!" Blitzø yelled, getting thrown out of a coffee shop. He sat up on the sidewalk.

Fizzarolli's eyes widened as he grew near to running Blitzø over, calling out a whistle.

"Woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH-" Blitzø yelped, bringing up his arm as Fizz and his dogs screeched to a stop.

He looked down at the group of dogs, and Fizz stood with a smirk. "Oh, wow, lookie who it is!" Blitzø's facial expression immediately changed once Fizzarolli began.

"Oh, fuuck.. you again." Blitzø groaned in annoyance, adjusting his sitting position on the sidewalk. "Stalkin' me now, huh?" Fizz grinned widely.

Blitzo stood up from the ground, crossing his arms. "Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, you know; WITHOUT you in it." He stepped closer to Fizz.

"And gee whiz! We've been in each others relative vicinity TWICE in the last FIFTEEN YEARS, that would make me THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!" Blitzø announced, putting his hands on his hips. Fizzarolli had gotten down on the ground, petting one of his dogs.

"Uh-huh! Sure... Blitzo." Fizz teased, crossing his arms now. Blitzø grit his teeth. "The O is silent now, bitch." He poked Fizz in the shoulder, which he then brushed off.

"Twice," Fizz said, slowly raising from the ground and stepping closer to Blitzø. "is already way too much." He said with a large grin, pushing Blitzø out of the way.

"Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit, and not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!" Blitzø gestured as he spoke, Fizz walking away while he stepped along.

Blitzø begun walking away as Fizzarolli snarled, but then he looked down at his hand. He then remembered Ozzie, and what he was on his way to do.

"Yeah, well, guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya," Fizz chuckled, turning around. "Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours,"

"Weren't they?"

He picked up his sunglasses, glaring at Blitzø with a smirk. Fizz turned around again to leave, but he was caught off guard when he heard Blitzø running up behind him.

"WhaAAA-" Fizz yelped as Blitzø tackled him to the ground. "You fucking bitch!" Blitzø growled, wrestling Fizzarolli on the ground as the clown attempted to get up. "Get the fuck off me!" Fizz yelled, pushing at Blitzø's wrists.

The two of them suddenly flipped over and Fizz struggled to get Blitzø to the ground. Admist the chaos, Fizz accidentally poked his side. He, and even Blitzø was surprised to hear the squawk that he had let out.

"...What the fuck was that?" Fizz smirked. "Nothing!" Blitzø immediately went back to shoving at Fizz, to which he fought back by poking Blitzø's side again.

"Are you ticklish, Blitzo? What a discovery. I would've thought you'd grown out of this by now." Fizz teased with a large grin. "Oh, fuck no, don't you dare, you fuckin' dipshiIIIIT-!" Blitzø jumped with a squeal as Fizz quickly scribbled his fingers into his side for a few seconds. "Ohohoho! I did think we were gonna fight, but this is even better!" Fizz exclaimed.

"Get the FUCK off of MEHEE!" Blitzø squealed as Fizz tased his sides again. "Stohop doing that, dipshit!" Blitzø said, bringing up his arms from their place on the ground and fighting Fizz back with a squeeze to his side.

"OH, FUCK-" Fizz jumped, nearly totally caught off guard by that. Blitzø sat up, jumping at Fizz and scribbling between his ribs. "SHIHIT!-" Fizz cackled. "Oh wow, Fizz, thought you would've grown out of this by noHOHOW-" Blitzø had taken the opportunity to tease back, laughing out suddenly as Fizz poked him in the side. "Yohou think you're a funny guy, huh?" Blitzø asked him, a small smirk on his face.

"Ihi doHOO- FUHAHACK!" Fizz squealed as Blitzø scribbled into his stomach, squeezing his side a few times inbetween as he cackled. "Yeah, tickle tickle, fuckin' bitch." Blitzø said with sarcasm, a wide grin on his face as he moved back up to Fizz's ribs.

Fizz suddenly came up with an idea. He extended his left arm out and behind Blitzø.

"What are you-" He began, stopping and looking behind him. He jumped with a yelp as Fizz's right hand wiggled into his side. "FuHUHUCK-" Blitzo cackled. He reached out for Fizz's stomach, but Fizz used his left hand to grab Blitzø's.

"You're a fuhuhucking cheheater!" Blitzø yelped, reaching out his other hand. Fizz curled away from Blitzø, smirking. "Oh, no, you don't!" Fizz suddenly moved both of his hands to attack Blitzø, wiggling his fingers into his stomach and sides.

"SHIHIT!" Blitzo cackled, grabbing Fizz's wrists and lunging toward him. "Yohohou're going fucking dohown, bitch!" He exclaimed, his fingers drilled into Fizz's hips as he bounced up with a shriek. "NOHOHO!" The two continued their fighting for a little bit.

Fizzarolli scribbled into Blitzø's sides and Blitzø scratched into Fizz's hips. The two sat up, continuing their tickle quarrel.

They both had let out surprised gasps as they suddenly were lassoed, and flung upwards into a random building.

They were slammed against a wall and heard the word, "Hired," before looking up. It was Striker, and Moxxie's dad.

Well, shit... Now they were in trouble.

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[knightinink]

“Again, with the horn?”

I was thinking about this & something tells me if Fizz used the horn every morning, Ozzie would eventually get used to it & sleep through it. It still works on Ozzie because the horn isn’t the only thing Fizz uses to wake him.

He has various things.

All of them extremely obnoxious, but unapologetically & fittingly Fizz.

[bibluebutterfly]

So… who tops?

They ALL know the answer to that one

[n30draws]

top Fizz agenda 😔✊

[sugarplumfairy888]

Oh Blitzy (parody of Oh Millie) by Stolas

Stolas: Oh, what a thrill

When the crimson starts to spill

And my Blitzy goes in for the kill

He takes away my breath

He's the angel of death for me

Oh, Blitzy!

He’s my king

It's like a dream

When I hear his victims start to scream

In and out of the sack

He's the maniac for me

Oh, Blitzy!

When the blood starts dripping down the walls

Blitzø: Drip, drip, drip!

Stolas: And the bodies start to fall

Blitzø: Yes!

Stolas: My heart skips a beat

When my Blitzy’s guns a-blazing in the heat

Blitzø: Bang, bang, bang!

Stolas: My assassin love

He makes the murdering fun for me

Oh, la-da-dee!

Stolas: Of all the hellborns in Hell

Both: It's for him that I fell

Stolas: Oh, Blitzy~

Blitzø: (sees Moxxie and Millie filming them, angry) What the fuck?! Are you two fuckwads fucking filming us?!

Moxxie: (deviously smiling) Uh sir, it’s payback time.

[fan-of-chaos]

BLITZ ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

[mtibbs89]

Fan art I did a couple weeks ago.

[theloganator101]

anon was telling the truth about Fizzarolli because as someone who used to enjoy his character season two (and mostly viv) fucked up his character in multiple ways

first it was his backstory now maybe this is just me nitpicking but I HATE how the show never bothered to explained where is his parents at like they did abandon Fizzarolli when he was a baby do they work outside the circus? it doesn’t help the fact that the show has Fizzarolli and blitzo interacting more than having blitzo interacting with his goddamn twin sister so it feels icky and confusing because those two grow up together like brothers even though they are not blood related Viv could of still at least made a design for Fizzarolli parents or confirm that someone else takes care of Fizzarolli and not blitzo parents

second the random switch up of his personality drives me crazy like remember when Fizzarolli was a smartass that wasn’t afraid to be a little shit? yeah that’s no longer him anymore since this show is created by someone who didn’t get out of their yaoi phase of course Fizzarolli gets hit with the flanderized bullet and became Asmodeus pillow princess and I don’t know what’s more cringe the breakfast scene where Fizzarolli tries to convince Asmodeus to let him go to the greed ring by himself by going “pleaseeee🥺” or the fact that viv has Alex using his beetlejuice voice for Fizzarolli like look he’s a amazing singer and voice actor but for the love god I can’t take Fizzarolli character serious with him sounding like beetlejuice but acting like someone discord kitten

It is a real shame how they wasted not one, but TWO episodes focusing on Fizz and Ozzie when those episodes could've gone to... you know...

Expanding on Millie or Loona's character?

Blitz making amends with Barbie?

Stella's point of view and her predicament in the Goetia family?

Literally ANYTHING that didn't waste time, money, and recourses on two episodes that ultimately didn't do anything in the long run?

[slimeylee]

my new favourite helluva boss episode is oops (s2 e6)

im fucking inlove w fizzarolli HES SO SILLY AND I LOOVE ALEX BRIGHTMAN !!

[knightinink]

Today’s fic that might get written:

How does one get a high-energy Fizzarolli to sleep? The answer will shock you! (and they all involve Asmodeus)

[owlnsfwsstuff]

NSFW HC FOR FIZZ AND OZZIE~♡

Fizzarolli~♡

. 100% if his cock is robotic ozzie hooked fizz up with the goods it vibrates, extends and has all the notches on it to hit right spots

.fizzarolli is a major dirty talker " oh you like that slut you like my cock you dirty whore~♡"

. He uses his extendo arms to tie you up or roughly use you like a flesh light

. He loves biting with his sharp teeth this jester will leave a sexy mark

.fizz likes to embaress you during sex he finds it adorable and funny and turns him on

.he definitely wants to do threesomes with you him and ozzie seeing how much they can stuff you and the cream pies would be amazinggggg

.fizz has no room for judgment anything you wanna try hes down for he wants to know all your dirty little fantasy's

Ozzie~♡

. Ozzie loves when you moan for him he's all about it "mm sweet noises while you choke on me~"

.ausmodeus both spit and cum is definitely ambrosia one kiss and you're already horny

.Ozzie is definitely a switch if you like taking the lead you'll see no complaints from him and if you're feeling subby he defined will take control

. His little heads on the side of his hair(?) He loves using them in sex he will eat you out while each head attacks your nipples

.being hes 15ft tall he would use you as a human flesh light

.Ozzie is the king of lust but also he's the king of aftercare anything you need or want he will bring you or do for you cuddling you saying how good you where

.hes so good at everything its crazy hes willing to try anything once that is if you can find something he hasn't done before

[chaifootsteps]

Thinking about how Viv wrote herself into a corner with that stolas rape deal

And what she came up with to get out it was “well blitz is a slut who has lots of sex, so now you concerned viewers look stupid” “Stolas feels bad about what he did and wants it to become consensual, but blitz keeps trying to tempt him.” And later “all that verbal sexual abuse involving being an imp was in blitzos head, he’s just mentally ill, stolas is an angel, he sees that now.”

But this dynamic is night and day even between episodes 1 and 2 of season 2. This attraction to stolas is very novel and frankly contradictory. Chronologically speaking, the first ever time Blitzø had “attraction” to stolas and the only time in season one, was truth seekers. An episode when he had a mental break, imagined himself chained to a taunting stolas, was called a plaything by him and was verbally and physically abused by an angry stolas, then for all of that ‘happily’ gave him a ‘reward’.

Where going from various implications, particularly western energy, blitz would exert a lot of violent aggression and sexual control, which stolas found kinky because he is an imp. I can safely conclude it was some type of angry hate sex, an intense lashing out of hate filled anger stolas always ignored or missed, with a bizarre selfie after one iteration. A slightly terrifying way for blitz to cope psychologically. Apology tour blitz sees sex with stolas as a fight. He wants to continue the sex with him in control, because there is something he doesn’t want to think about. And I think it’s fizzarolli. I mean, many voices said “you’re gonna die alone Blitzø” but Blitzø only focussed on fizz. And after Ozzies, well, who was the catalyst of that? And now full moon/apology tour, we can feel Fizzs presence again.

That makes me worried about his mental health. ‘But that’s just how he sees the relationship!’ they say, as if his feelings on his own exploitation don’t matter. This new ‘arousal’ feels very trauma induced and I’m (not) shocked that Medrano thinks this absolves stolas of all blame. And Loona, Verosika, Moxxie and Fizz, are all enablers designed to normalise this. Who also do not absolve stolas of blame. I mean that scene of blitz touching stolas’ legs and him getting aroused but saying “no, no! It’s not right” before blitz code switches to begging for the book/money, feels right out of Frollos wet dream. He’s not abusive or predatory to Esmeralda, she keeps tempting him to take advantage of her! Or as stolas fans would argue: “Frollo isn’t predatory to Esmeralda, she led him on and awakened him, he only said and did those things because he thought she liked it!”

Beautifully put. She started (by her own admission) with the intent that Stolas would be a villain, tried to "fix" it, but because Viv is Viv, it's about as effective as fixing a broken toaster by smashing it with a hammer

[elf-kid2]

AU Where Stolitz Second Meeting was at Royal Demon Divorce Court!

Now, bear with me as I give this perfectly reasonable and totally legit explanation of How That Happened...

Stella and Octavia get into an argument. Possibly about how Octavia should dress in a way more Befitting Her Royal Station; possibly because Stella wants to get Octavia married off, and she isn't interested but any way you slice it...

It turns into a huge SCREAMING MATCH, and the sound of their dispute draws out Stolas, who got back from his appointment slightly earlier than expected, and...

Stella hits Octavia. Hard.

Stolas steps in. Gets between them.

Things are SAID in the best of the moment. Things are DONE in the heat of the moment!

Stolas and Stella are getting divorced.

It's a month later, and The Divorce is still happening.

((Octavia had never seen her parents fight like that before. Does she blame herself for the fight, the escalation, and the bitter, messy, drawn-out divorce that is now happening? Maybe so...))

The Custody Battle is rough on everybody

Andrealphus is trying to Evil Scheme this into their favor, but Stolas is GOOD at Contract Law, and it turns out that the Arranged Marriage DID come with a Pre-Nup!

Goetia Royal Divorce is also UNPRECEDENTED, so they ARE kind of making this up as they Go! This is NOT a quick and easy process!

Stolas is going to WAR for the sake of his daughter! He is keeping it together, and he WILL get out of this shitty marriage AND keep his daughter from being forced into marriage, if it's the LAST THING HE EVER DOES! He would do anything, everything, for Octavia.

Octavia is the ONLY good thing in his life.

((Prince Stolas comes to Divorce Court in sober black; a stark contrast to his possibly-soon-to-be-EX Wife's pristine white dresses.))

((Nobody needs to know about the Happy Pills. He's keeping it together. He can make it through each day))

Now, let's switch gears, and look at Asmodeus's take of Royal Divorce Court!

Honestly, the Sins aren't thrilled about having to sit through these proceedings, but The Divorce IS between Demon Royalty, so they kinda have to be there.

At least the drama is somewhat entertaining

Asmodeus is still bringing Fizzarolli with him when the scheduled work out, though

The Court approves of the Sin bringing Hell's favorite Jester along in his entourage, to keep things fun

Fizz approves of getting a front-row seat to the Messy Divorce, aka Hot Gossip-fodder

Yes, they ARE hearing about the unhappy couple's sex-life!

Fizzarolli has never seen Prince Stolas crack a smile ONCE so far. He's not 100% sure if his beam can do that.

Apparently, they've been in seperate rooms for years because Prince Stolas can't please his vivacious, smoking hot wife, and Prince Stolas was graciously ignoring the fact that he was getting cucked, right up until it seemed like it'd give him an advantage in the custody disputes.

((Yes, the kid looks exactly like her Daddy; why do you ask?))

Stolas just won full custody, much to Stella and Andrealphus's vocal outrage, and the court has called a brief recess

Stella and Stolas are still sniping at each other

Andrealphus takes advantage of the recess to step out and cool his head, before the start screaming at each other. Again.

Asmodeus turns his focus to Fizzarolli

Fizzarolli starts joking about bad break ups and bitter exes that he has witnessed

Stolas says something about Stella being *petty,* and Fizz remarks that if they want to talk about *Petty Exes,* you should here about his friend & fellow celebrity, Verosika Mayday, who hosts an annual "HATE My Ex, Blitzo" Party, along with Blitzo's other Exes

Stolas has follow-up questions about this amusing anecdote.

The Jester is more than happy to continue, painting for his audience a portrait of a failed Clown-turned-Bodyguard-turned-Hitman who spends his time at wild, booze-soaked parties, hopping in bed with anyone who'll have him, and leaving a long trail of broken hearts and vengeful enemies in his wake

The Audience agrees that this "Blitzo" character sounds like a hilariously hyperbolic pile of red flags and bad decisions; it's a wonder he's still finding new bridges to burn; and THAT pile of Relationship Drama is indeed contrast to the kind of Relationship Drama these rich birds have got going on!

((Stolas remembers a little imp boy from the circus, a friend, with stars in his eyes, back when they were young enough for hopes and dreams...))

Court is back in session!

Stella says that if she can't have *custody of her daughter,* then Stolas should have some other PUNISHMENT imposed on him for DARING to DIVORCE HER!

Andrealphus supports this statement, and seems to have something in mind--

Stolas says something about how it'll be worth it not to have to put up with her continued presence, and her parties and gossip, in his house--

Satan is receptive to Stella's outrage at the situation, and asks her to continue--

Stella demands that Stolas be forced to LIVE with that horrible, loudmouth, low-class IMP that Fizzarolli was talking about just now!

If she can't torment him herself anymore, she wants to know that he's being tormented by some OTHER demon's presence in his space!

Satan asks if this "Blitzo" guy actually exists, or if he was invented for the bit.

Fizzarolli testifies that yes, he's real. Andrealphus confirms: he exists, Fizz hates him, he's mentioned this before.

Satan declares that, as punishment for divorcing his beautiful, popular, classy socialite Wife, Prince Stolas will be forced to live in close quarters with the spectacularly hated, low-class IMP Blitzo, for the next 50 years

Andrealphus is OUTRAGED! He wanted to TAKE STOLAS'S MONEY/POWER/LEGIONS IN THE DIVORCE as part of the punishment, DAMN IT!

Stolas doesn't see why this unrelated third party should be forced to get involved in this Divorce!

Fizzarolli thinks this whole thing has maybe gotten out of hand!

Satan's anger-management coach recommends that everyone take a deep breathe, and let it out!

Satan is done! He's imposed his ruling! This Divorce has taken AGES; he is OUT!

Asmodeus also has other things he'd rather do. He scoops of Fizzarolli and leaves, chatting with friends on the way out

Shortly Thereafter...

Blitz does not take well to Cops at his door

When he finds out that this is aboth Royal Goetia Divorce hea just confused

They've got the wrong guy! He didn't fuck EITHER of those fancy birds; don't blame HIM for the marriage crashing and burning!

...So, when you say he's supposed to come to the Palace to "punish" this Prince, is it a kinky thing? Should be grab his whips and riding-crops?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ""THE NEXT 50 YEARS?!?!""

[pannman]

Yandere Duo Fizzarolli and Ozzie X Trans Masc Reader who's a fallen angel

Oooo a helluva request. Hell yeah!

Yandere Fizz and Ozzie X Trans Masc Fallen Angel reader

Tw: mentions of stalking, toxic relationship, possessiveness, mentions of transphobia

Fizz and Ozzie would practically be attached to you by the hip

Since Ozzie is so busy running his club and the lust ring and Fizz just quit his job with mammon you'd be spending more time with Fizz than Ozzie

And Ozzie would feel guilty

But he'd make up for it by taking you out on dates

Fizz and Ozzie would spoil you rotten but they would be hella posessive

If anyone tried to make any moves on you Fizz would be the type to kiss you in front of them while Ozzie being a little less impulsive would whisk you away and secretly shoot them a dirty look

Fizz is super clingy

And he would LITERALLY cling to you

His arms wrapped around you all the time

He would whine like a baby any second you wanted to leave him alone

Ozzie would be very overprotective since you being with him puts a target on your back

Even if you're a fallen angel who can take care of yourself he's not letting anyone hurt you

You probably wouldn't even be allowed to leave anywhere without protection and honestly they insist one of THEM has to go with you

Ozzie claims it's for your protection and he sort of means it but Fizz mostly wants an excuse to not let you go anywhere without him

If anyone was transphobic or misgendered you on purpose or anything along those lines they better kiss their asses goodbye

Ozzie would easily flip his switch and go into rage mode and Fizz would be 50/50 from attacking them himself or telling Ozzie immediately so that they could tear apart this person together

If you still had your wings they would love to see you bring them out

Fizz more so the Ozzie as odd as that sounds

He'd beg you to bring them out all the time

Ozzie however only thinks him and Fizz should get to see your wings

He feels that when you bring them out that it is intimate and he is only not upset about it if you bring them out during a display of your power

But it still feels like the wings should be something only he and Fizzy get to experience

As for in bed the two sometimes fight over you which is surprising since they are all over each other and getting along great in other situations

If you don't care for their obsessive behavior they will probably guilt trip you and make excuses

Everything they do for you has a justification and is done out of love

And they truly believe that

And if you try to leave they will be heartbroken and try to respect your decision but they will still stalk you and constantly watch you

Fizz might miss you too much and constantly break into your home to either try to convince you to come back or to steal something of yours so he can have some else to remind him of you

And if ever you're in danger, you might be surprised when Ozzie just randomly manifests to protect you like he's been watching the whole time... which he has

[ayel-goetia]

wait…whats Fizzarolli and Moxxie doing in Hellborns?

Well...

Fizzarolli doesn't really change much, he's still the same, this is because I don't plan on focusing on him at any point in the story, maybe making reference to his relationship with Blitzø at some point, maybe mentioning his relationship with Asmodeus, but he won't appear or have a subplot in this AU.

Now, Moxxie is a very important part of the story! As I mentioned, he switches places with Chaz, so he is still in the mob now. However, he no longer holds the position as the mob boss's son...

Here's Moxxie's design!

And as an extra fact: Moxxie is a huge fan of Millie's music, he doesn't know her personally (yet) but he has certainly been to some of her concerts. 😎

💖Thanks for asking!💖