#tangos-mailbox

[pearls-mailbox]

Hehe, you really were quite excited about it, weren't you? That was nice of you!

This interaction was so cute

[smajors-mailbox]

scott,

i don't know how it's happened but i'm happy to see that the amazing hermit postal is spreading across the empires server. :D i'm especially glad that it has reached you in particular. recent events have made me realize just how much hermitcraft lacks in the fashion department. and i thought, you now who always looks real snazzy? scott smajor. is there any chance i can squeeze in a visit, if you're not too busy?

-t

Tango,

Of course, you are always more than welcome to my Empire. I'll have even a few custom made fabrics, if you'd like them. Any requests for what you'd like to wear? I also have plenty of spare clothes for you to try on, if you want to try on something new. I would be more than pleased to have you over to help you design some new custom clothes, if that's what you're looking for, as well.

Signed,

Scott Smajor.

[pearls-mailbox]

I truly make a lovely skelly :)

plateup with tango and pearl i love u

[skizzs-mailbox]

skizz. my man. i love the shirt and i got a gift for you but. i'mma be a little selfish here-

give me a flex dude. just one!

[he laughs, smiling brightly]

WHATS UP!

[he does as tango asks, flexing his arms]

[impulses-mailbox]

"impyyyyy." there's a sudden weight on him as tango drapes himself onto impulse's back, chin on his shoulder and body rumbling with a loud purr. "hey."

Hiii Tangs. Whatcha doing?

[he’s working on more minor lighting changes for the city. A distraction, absolutely lovely, he did not want to work on redstone lighting.]

[skizzles-mailbox]

skizz, my guy, i think i'm dying.

quick... whip out the big guns.

[ aka his muscles. PLEASEEEEEEE. ]

alright, alright -

[ he flexes his muscles. ]

there ya go, tango top! the big guns!!!

[skizzles-mailbox]

AWWW IT'S US!!

skizz has had Enough server etiquette lessons

[jimmys-mailbox]

(asks should be on now ...... so ........ you know ....... go wild)

[lizzies-mailbox]

WAIT lizzie, i have a base in the sky— do you think you’re tall enough to get me up to it?

Hmm...Depends! I'm about ten feet tall when in my axolotl form, and I can also stretch my arms up. How tall is it?

[docs-mailbox]

[the handwriting is very neat]

hello there,

this may be a stretch, but based on what little I've heard, you are good with machines, yes? I may need some help... though I would like confirmation that you know what your doing first.

sincerely,

The Rose Witch, aka Speak No Evil

p.s. please don't tell Deamon I used the mailbox, I'll never hear the end of it from her since I said not to mess with these...

@rose-mailbox

I’m well versed in redstone mechanics, but it all depends on what you’re looking for.

If you are looking for someone to make you something that breaks reality— eg. sending you to the farlands, generating spawners, bringing the dragon to the Overworld, or duplicating sand and string en masse, I’m your guy. That is my favorite thing to do, and I would love to help.

If you are looking for someone to help you optimize and automate your machines, I’m your guy. I have the knowledge of the Hivemind at my disposal, and I’m certain our efforts can assist you.

If you are looking for someone to cause chaos, I might be your guy. It all depends on how mighty the chaos you want to cause is. But there are other redstone engineers as well, if you’re looking for something else.

@cubs-mailbox is all round just a talented individual. He’s good at just about everything, if you want something that doesn’t really “fit” into anyone’s speciality, I bet Cub could figure it out.

@ethos-mailbox is a true innovator, he coined a lot of contraptions that we all use to this day. He also made Ravager Rush, which has become something of a craze on this server. Talented lad.

@impulses-mailbox makes great farms. You need a farm? Consider Impulse.

Everyone knows @mumbos-mailbox is a prodigy. He’s not just the doors guy, he’s made some stylish contraptions of big and small scale.

@tangos-mailbox is brilliant. He’s amazing at making minigames. Decked Out and its sequel were fantastic, and Hungry Hermits is just a work of technical genius. Did I mention he came up with all these by himself? I don’t know how he does it.

With all that considered, I hope you find someone who can do what you’re looking to do. I know this sort of turned into a rec letter, but believe me, if there’s automation to be done or if there’s world-bending activities taking place, you have got to count me in.

P.S.: I won’t tell Deamon.

@rose-mailbox

[dead-sp1der]

if Season 7 is to be believed, when the scenario arises in which Etho's being ?overworked? (idk what to call his S7 situation with Beef) by his ?employer? it'll lead to him starting his own shady business

so with Etho installing/fixing mailboxes non-stop... Shade-E-E's comeback when ?

[zedaphs-mailbox]

ooooh nooooo, you kidnapped me again. [ giggling. one might say he seemed to have enjoyed it. but surely not. ] what weird experiment are you doing now?

i've been trying to send mail to the void. i haven't gotten a n answer yet. I thought I did, but it was just you. Will you please stop sending me mail. i'm expecting a letter from the void. thanks

[chipjrwibignaturals]

does anyone else remember that really fucking stupid flash-in-the-pan postmaster Pearl discourse or did my brain conjure that posthumously to torment me

[pearls-mailbox]

Yeah, it's something about, like, subconscious navigational referencing? I'm not a psychologist. Or a mothologist.

That'd be nice though, thank you! :D

Every time I go out after dark I think it will just be a nice normal walk. And every time I inevitably get distracted for a bit and the next thing I know I have my face up against someone else's lighting.

hashtag moth problems?

[sharktooth-requests]

hi talon! could we get a playlist for a decked out 2 dungeon master tango fictive with folk rock and similar genres? thanks sm :)

✧ — dungeon master tango playlist ; with folk rock!

✧ California Dreamin’ (Single Version) - The Mamas & The Papas

✧ God Only Knows - The Beach Boys

✧ Down By The Water - The Decemberists

✧ Burial Ground - The Decemberists

✧ I Get Around - The Beach Boys

✧ The Engine Driver - The Decemberists

✧ The Only Living Boy in New York - Simon & Garfunkel

✧ Heroes and Villains - The Beach Boys

✧ Here I Dreamt I Was An Architech - The Decemberists

✧ The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel

✧ Calamity Song - The Decemberists

[impulses-mailbox]

impulse?

[ he keeps his hands to himself, fingers twisting with one another, though his tail does reach out to wrap around impulse's wrist. ] are you busy?

No? Wassup, tangs?

[he ran a hand through Tango’s hair, hoping to comfort the blazeborn. He seemed anxious.]

You alright buddy?