#team “this is fine”

[zhelin-thames]

Danny Brings the Justice League to the Ghost Zone

Clockwork: “Why did you bring them here, Daniel?”

Danny: “I didn’t bring them. They followed me through a portal like lost ducks.”

John Constantine: “In my defense, I thought you were being possessed again.”

Danny: “I was LITERALLY holding a Dunkin’ bag and floating. That’s just me. That’s Tuesday.”

Batman: “This place violates every law of physics and at least four zoning bylaws.”

Fright Knight (materializing from the floor): “You violate my patience.”

Wonder Woman: “This realm... it’s alive.”

Danny: “Yeah, her name is Realmia. She likes boba and cosmic storms.”

Realmia (the actual Realms, vaguely embodied): blows a ghostly kiss and short-circuits three Bat-gadgets

Flash: “Can we talk about how the sky just blinked at me?”

Superman: “The sky has teeth.”

Danny (casually): “Yeah, don’t worry, they only bite time travelers.”

[The sky above them yawns open like a black hole with glittery teeth.]

Flash (Barry Allen): “...Wait.”

Danny: “Yeah?”

Flash:“I am a time traveler.”

Danny: “OH. That explains why the clouds keep growling at you.”

The Clouds: growl louder

Clockwork, sipping tea with visible amusement: “They’re merely curious. You're like a chew toy made of paradoxes.”

Flash (panicking): “I CAN FIX THIS. I CAN FIX—”

Danny: “No, Barry, this is not a ‘run really fast and mess up the timeline’ moment.”

Flash: “EVERY moment is that moment!”

Batman: “Allen, do not run. You will trigger a Realm storm.”

Flash: “What’s a Realm storm?”

The sky above them screams. Loudly. In Morse code.

Danny: “...Oh. That means ‘hi’ and ‘bite.’ It’s kinda both.”

Clockwork, sipping tea with a thousand-yard stare: “It’s been a long week.”

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.

You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore

[the-cr0w]

based on true events

[bluemoonscape]

No no listennnn it’s the way Obi-Wan drags out the first ‘a’ in Anakin’s name. It’s the way everyone else ignores the hyphen in Obi-Wan’s name and runs it all together but Anakin pronounces every syllable slowly and clearly. It’s how Anakin was the only constant in Obi-Wan’s life from the time Qui-Gon died, how he threw all of his energy into keeping Anakin safe and sheltered, because he’d already seen too many horrors as a slave. It’s about how Anakin went to Obi-Wan’s room every night for a year because he was afraid he would disappear like Qui-Gon and his mom, and Obi-Wan lost sleep because he doesn’t know how to swim. It’s how Anakin grumbled and complained about Obi-Wan’s teaching to others because his feelings were so muddled and confused and yet he would die for him in a heartbeat and thrived on his approval. How Anakin, hours after losing his mom horrifically and suddenly, threw himself into a battle with Count Dooku on Geonosis and lost his arm to save Obi-Wan because he couldn’t lose him too. How Obi-Wan tried to steer Anakin from attachment but in the process became irrevocably attached himself, admitting multiple times to loving Anakin, passing down the gift his own Master gave him for his birthday years ago that meant nothing to Obi-Wan when he got it but meant everything to Anakin because it was from Obi-Wan, holding onto Anakin’s lightsaber and cloak when all else of him was lost, taking care of his children because they were living pieces of him. It’s that they called each other and asked after the other constantly when they’re apart during the Clone Wars. It’s that Ahsoka was technically Anakin’s Padawan but they thought of her as theirs and she called them her parents to others. It’s the little things like Anakin modifying Obi-Wan’s R4 droid to look like his own R2 unit. It’s the big things like them being able to sense one another from lightyears away even after Anakin turns. It’s Obi-Wan willfully turning a blind eye to Anakin’s violations of the code because he wanted him to be happy more than he wanted him to be a good Jedi. Anakin still referring to him as “Master” even after their apprenticeship is over, to their last battle; Anakin wishing that Obi-Wan would stay with him in his time of need rather than go to fight General Grievous and end the war; that they were the greatest Jedi to live, at the end of the age of heroes, “the best for last” and they were so insanely, disgustingly, beyond attached despite the Code’s teachings on what made a Jedi good, and they were the best. They were the best because they were together. Because they were Kenobi and Skywalker and that became one name, the name of the Open Circle Fleet, name of the greatest duo the Jedi had ever seen. I consider almost nothing from the sequel trilogy canon EXCEPT for the force dyad because you can’t tell me they weren’t one and never even knew because that was just how they were. They just figured they matched each other’s freak too hard. That’s just them.

[k-meanzzz-better]

Scout sometimes draws too much

Just imagine… 4am, your day off and this little ankle biter is already knocking on your door with a huuuge stack of his new drawings… And yet you let him in. That's crazy but cute

Scout just NEEDS that ego boost, so he shows everyone he can find his masterpieces ---

-- And then he gets shy cuz of compliments. Yep, the most confident here is red as tomato XD

I'm just thinking of Scout who decided to try painting with a brush and paint (landscapes, still lifes maybe), then he liked it (with his ADHD) and then he thought that it's sappy as hell. So he never showed that kind of his drawings to anyone else

And then there was Sniper :D

--- oohh, now my brain's giving me ideas of Jeremy painting landscape on the canvas at the picnic with his kids while they're running around, laughing, enjoying their life…😭

[l4tchk3y]

I love Espio so much. I wish chameleons were real.

[homkamiro]

Fem spy/Transmasc spy are both really funny to me because they imply that Spy was the one to carry Scout, and Scout would not handle that information responsibly. Or at all, really.

He didn't need to imagine that

[kesoyotes]

so uh. yeah this is living in my brain now

[kaijulius]

soon.

paul is a mood as always

[mxmarsbars]

wild life whitecastle is real we are so back

[technically-human]

Hiiii!!! I’m star and just wanted to say that You one of my most favorite artists ever fr!!! You should draw something like HEARTBREAKINGLY EMOTIONALLY DESTROYINGLY angsty with stobotnik teehee 🤭 ✨ I love when my favorite little gays suffer mwahahahha 😼💥

Retired

Does this count?

ko-fi

[elbdot]

New Years Ball

MERRY SHIPMAS and a happy new year everybody!! :D After designing a new Lumineon-based dress for El and barely getting to show it, I simply HAD to draw another piece with the whole dress on display :D And you know. It's been 8 years, what the heck, let's throw Guzma into something fancy for once as well >:) hehehehehehihihihihi...

ALSO there is an exclusive fanfiction to this piece on my Patreon! A special gift for all my Dusk-and Latias-patrons for Christmas :D (especially for the shippers lmao)

Thank you for your continueous support this year, I'm eager to upload new comic updates (and hopefully at a faster pace for once) this upcoming January ;w; Hope you guys had a wonderful holiday!!

Patreon

[beepartcollection]

i think for at least a while there was a time where Hale and Olivia did NOT wanna give up Mann Co

[gophergal]

they're not mutually exclusive, Misha []

[rocketrrush]

seasickness

[micamone]

hewwo