#test subject answers

[ask-drflask]

Alright, Dr. Let's try this. I want to test the absolute limits of this Anon magic you speak of. And help out a fellow nurturer.

I want to give trashy all her children. Make them alive again. For however long is possible. Grant us the mercy and miracle of life for however you you are willing to allow, oh anon lords above!!!!

Trashy: my...my babies...

Children: MOMMA momma!! Mommaaaaa!!

Trashy: my beautiful babies!! And I get to keep them forever!? THANK YOU ANON, THANK YOU!!

Data_log_20.exe

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I'm not going to tell her that anon magic can't sustain life forever, for the sake of myself and the other subjects.

Subject 01 is known for her erratic behavior. Who knows what will happen when the magic wears off.

For now, I have many more mouths to feed, unfortunately. Many small mouths...

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🐼: I'm going to make an intro for all of them soon :]

(Trash children 1/35)

(Jungle lab 3/10)

[aliasknives]

a dear friend of mine who is about to start bg3 asked me which character i romanced and who my favorite is yesterday and like. it’s actually unbelievably fucking humiliating that one of the bg3 characters that im most frequently rotating in my mind is the lawful evil goth loser who is wearing the magic equivalent of a weighted blanket while trying to plunge the world into totalitarian dictatorship. instead of literally anyone else

[mamawasatesttube]

superman: the man of steel #34

"dying or not, i've got to help... even if--" *collapses onto the floor*

buddy can you just like. get back in bed. please. we can work on growing you a sense of self preservation or even Value For Your Own Life, Outside Of Your Utility As A Hero, later. but my god man

[akkivee]

jiro got a zero on one of his tests and i think it’s crazy to have the middle school dropout be a part of this event LOL

[dragon-in-a-stew]

glinda or elphaba?

hmmm. elphaba in regards to blorbo baby sweetie kissing her on the forehead status, and also drawing her. buuuut glinda for fanfics because i love giving her trauma <333

also you cant have one without the other so like both

[thebluebygracieabrams]

i miss being 11 i miss having a normal borderline indifferent relationship with studying

[danieyells]

Imagine a repressed chubby chaser!Leo bullying a chubby mc, pinching her arms or legs and joking that even him as a ghoul wouldn't be able to hold them/get them on his lap, or show them TikToks with clothes that don't run their size. It gets multiplied by 10 when he sees the NPC blushing when Sho lifted them while showing off his ghoulish strength, throwing her between his arms almost like juggling, It isn't until Sho asks him what his honest problem is that he notices he wanted to rail them.

Leo has the emotional intelligence of a 3 year old in my heart

Leo you're probably one of the physically weaker ghouls lbr it's not a surprise if you can't pick up somebody fat that's a you problem

Man Leo with chubby MC tho. . .like when he uses his stigma with them he already holds their hand and leans on them all cuddly he'd really like that if they were bigger. Not that he'd admit to it but uuogh soft.

He'd definitely give them a hard time though. Weight is an easy thing to make fun of for someone like Leo. Even if jabs at their weight don't bother them, he keeps pinching or squeezing or spanking or jiggling the softer parts of them, pointing out the way their clothes fit, the weight of their footsteps or whatever. . .but he never really says they should lose weight. Never says anything about ~their health~ or that they'd ~look better~ or whatever. . . .

And Leo knows he's into them, he just refuses to admit it. Which has nothing to do with their weight, that's just how he is. "I bet you'll fall for me before I fall for you" and all that. But holy shit it pisses him off and makes him painfully jealous that it seems like everyone else gets to manhandle them and he doesn't.

(Alan, at one point, sees Sho pick them up asks if they're okay with it or if he has to have a talk with Sho. "It's fine. I like being picked up. . .a lot actually. . . ." "Ah. Got it." And within a week ALAN'S DOING IT TOO HE'S DOING FUCKIN BICEP CURLS WITH THEM LIKE THEY'RE LIVING WEIGHTS IT'S INFURIATING WHY'S EVERYONE ELSE GET TO HOLD THEM oh right because when Leo heard they like being carried around his response was 'if you keep getting carried around instead of walking eventually no one's gonna be able to carry you at all' or 'no wonder you weigh so much, you don't even walk around on your own' or some shit)

And when Sho figures it out he's just like. "Dude they are not gonna come to you first the way you're treating them, they probably think you think they're disgusting." And Leo's a genius, he gets that he treats them bad, but not getting his way annoys the shit out of him.

But he'll start being more open about tolerating them, fine. He was gonna start treating them a bit better anyway, but he figures he has to balance out his bullying then over their weight with showing that he likes it a little. He calls them over to the garage and they think he wants to use his stigma, but he just leans against them, says something about how soft or warm they are, maybe it's not so bad they're so big, and tells them not to move while he takes a nap. Sometimes when he shows them clothes "and look, I think it even comes in your size! Who knows if it'll look any good though."(Because he can't help a little negging--but he means it as a challenge and if they ever wear it maybe he'll compliment them or tell them how to style it well.) He complains about Alan wanting him to train and says something about maybe he should lift weights or something he can do without much effort--how much do they weigh again?("Don't look so excited. As if I'd try and bench you. Do I look like that himbo?" He says, really wanting to pick them up and plow them against a wall--) Sandwiches himself between them and Sho or Alan when it's cold because they're all much warmer than his skinny ass. Says something about, even as a ghoul he can't sit them in his lap--maybe he should sit in their lap instead.

They probably pick up on it pretty quickly that he is now both insulting their weight and. . .maybe admiring it or something??? He'd never straight up say he was into them first but he's more open with casual sex than romantic feelings, so he might eventually just straight up invite them to his room. Nothing sexual at first but if they ask why he keeps making them stay over he says something like "I just think you should get used to being in my bed." or "I needed to make sure my bed was big enough, duh." And in case it didn't click before it probably did now.

Also I'm imagining Sho realizing that Leo looks a little jealous of him throwing and catching the PC like they're a particularly large beach ball and Leo goes "pff I could do that if i wanted" and Sho's like "Bet. Catch." And just throws their ass at Leo WITHOUT CONSIDERING THAT THIS IS LEO AND HE WOULD 100% JUST LET THEM FALL--except Leo catches them and for a moment he's very obviously fine holding them while he yells at Sho for throwing them at him then he realizes "oh shit i said i couldn't do this uuuuh" and blushes and starts complaining about how "stupid fucking heavy" they are and how much his arms hurt and drops them because he's a jackass lmao

[ask-drflask]

I'm not so sure if I like this whole shoe-in for J. Any possibility we can change em back? Might be more comfortable for em.

J: yeah, being a shoe is honestly kinda uncomfortable

J: oh! Oh thank god!

[trollbreak]

*raises hand* are we interns allowed to diddle the beastly? or does he have a mate?

[You find yourself face to face with an exhausted looking troll in a lab coat, clipboard in hand. It seems you’ve caught them doing checks over the habitation space. This is clearly not the head of the project.

They sigh, deep enough to carry all the air from their lungs.]

“…Please do not… diddle… the experiments.”

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Sociology textbook: *Mentions the Turing Test*

My brain:

[whumpy-wyrms]

just spent 4 hours building Anton’s lab in minecraft and i’m done and it’s soooo cool you guys it’s just like how i imagined (obviously as close as i could get cuz it’s minecraft). gonna build Anton’s cabin above it next but i’ll probably post screenshots of the lab tomorrow so you guys can actually see how i imagine it (cuz it’s hard for me to draw it). if anyone wants to join my world and explore it (bedrock edition only, sorry) feel free to message me!!! like seriously i don’t bite!!!! i love playing minecraft with people :DDD

[halfdeadwallfly]

my sibling's teacher (in high school) is using chat gpt to grade the essays on their tests and they just spent like twenty minutes trying to argue why that was a good thing i feel like im kind of losing it a bit

[mxmade-up]

My school admins really be making the worst possible decisions with our schedules causing students to be overburdened with school work then wondering why we can’t get through a year without a funeral. Round of applause for America everyone

[kakimushire]

When a test subject is particularly annoying, what is your preferred way of making them shut up?

❝ Putting the test subject down is the best remedy if they're being too annoying. I've yet to find a subject that couldn't be replaced. ❞ Well - perhaps there were CERTAIN test-subjects who he'd go to some lengths for, but there was a limit to his patience. If it was stretched too far, then he'd rather just KILL the test subject and replace it with one that was less annoying. In the long run, it was also more efficient, since he tended to not be as productive when he had to work while trying to fight off annoyance.

He supposed people would assume he'd rather drug his test-subjects instead of killing them, but... A LOT of the procedures he would perform required for the test-subject to be awake. So the amount of drugs in its system would be limited.

Not to mention.

Sometimes he just snapped.

[ask-drflask]

Greeting_log.exe

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Greetings internet strangers!

My name is Dr.Flask (they/them preferred in and out of character)

I've heard that Anon magic is a powerful and mysterious phenomenon, and I'm here to study the effect it has on objects! Mental, physical, and emotional.

But first we must go over how things work in my lab

1. Magic anons are allowed, in fact they are highly encouraged.

2. Some asks will be answered with photos, but don't expect all of them to.

3. All asks that are creepy/sexual/make the mod uncomfortable will be deleted.

Who's the mod? I'll show you.

🐼: hi I'm Panda, I'm the mod, :3 I'll pop in occasionally like this! Oki bye

4. Other than the above rules you can basically do anything using anon magic to the test subjects.

5. If a test subject is damaged beyond repair, kill and recovery methods are not out of the question.

6. You may not use anon magic on me.

7. You may also talk to me and the test subjects if you wish

You didn't think I would be the one experimented on, did you? No, no I have 5 test subjects for you to meet.

When sending magic asks, please specify the test subject of your choice.

Starting now, asks are now open! Let the research begin!!

Deaths: 4

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Inspired by:

Handplates (Undertale AU)

Experiment 21 (ii AU)

Dr. Fox from Unikitty!

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#magic anon experiments

#dr.flask answers

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🐼: also please be patient with posts, I have a job irl and that is my priority. Also if I contradict myself please correct me. My main blog is @apandainoveralls

[cosmoknightchaos]

My (debatably) weirdest theory about you is that in a past life I was Some Guy and you were an entity trapped in a cursed amulet and you urged me on a villain arc. which might explain whatever we have going on presently

Huh that's a really weird theory. Well great thing that never happened