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[qqueenofhades]

Kamala’s taking absolutely no prisoners tonight!!!! Came right out swinging with how he handled 2020 and didn’t stop dragging him with aaaaaaaaall the receipts!

Look. I have so many better things to do with my limited and finite time on this beautiful planet than to listen to Donald Trump talk about anything, so I did not watch the debate. However, I did peep on twitter and the unanimous consensus is that she is absolutely killing, KILLING HIM:

And like. I knew she would do well, but I didn't think it would be an absolute clean clock KTFO, not least because the media will be desperate to help him clean it up in the next few days. But when the legacy media is desperately trying to figure out how to make "Here's how Kamala's crushing debate win is actually bad for her!!!" work, I'd say that's a very good position to be in.

[dandelion-tufts]

@textsfromgravityfallsblog has a point. ADD SIBELLA!! She was one of my first crushes

Is it weird that I’d love to see all the various children of Dracula from media over the years in a sitcom as actual siblings? XD

[jellycreamjammedart]

For the sitcom smash bros AU, I picture the Miis being incredibly chill and getting along well with everybody. They're also basically immune to weirdness after living on their respective Tomodachi Islands! (Esp. Mii Swordfighter bc they are the leader/building super of their island)

Miis are the most dangerous residences so to say. Because they’re the chillest smashers. But they’re that chill because they’ve had to endure no-chill before, and you don’t underestimate that.

[robotoftheday]

Beep Boop from Wander Over Yonder pls?

queued! thank you so much for requestin, beep boop is ridiculously cute

- mod six

[sonicmega]

Hi! I cleared Vah Medoh a week ago and I was already being a bit sarcastic towards Link as we adventured (I talk to myself/characters on screen often when playing a game like BotW), but then Revali showed up and between him, me, and my mom who came through the room occasionally, it turned into a roast of the Hylian Champion! Thanks for lending your voice to such a fun experience! XD

Roasted Rito tastes quite a bit like chicken, unless it’s Revali we’re talking about; then it just tastes fowl.

[crystalelemental]

rainbowrare replied to your post“General Breath of the Wild question: how many hearts did everyone get...”

i put more into stamina than hearts, actually, but i think you should probably start investing in stamina soon

textsfromgravityfallsblog replied to your post“General Breath of the Wild question: how many hearts did everyone get...”

If you're like me and rush into battles all the time, keep trading in for hearts and don't bother with stamina. Stamina can easily be increased through cooking Enduring dishes (though it's temporary). If you aren't happy with what you choose, there's a statue in Hetano that will let you do as you please w/hearts + stamina for 20 rupees a pop.

Honestly, I’ve mostly been running away from everything.  I hear the stamina cap is at like 10 upgrades, and that at most you can have 30 hearts.  I think I’m going to invest now in a second wheel, then focus on hearts for a long while before capping Stamina.

[academiczombie]

textsfromgravityfallsblog replied to your post: A few things: 1. I got Breath of the Wild for the...

I highly recommend selling gems. I mine them from the Talus enemies after every blood moon. Luminous Stones would be the best to part with, as they are common and 10 of them is 700 rupees. For all other gems, always sell to the Gerudo in Goron City. She gives you more money than the shops do. The only gem I wouldn’t sale unless I was desperate would be Diamonds, as they are rare and required for repairing Champion Weapons if they break. Hope I helped! :D

You were very helpful, thank you so much! I haven’t fought a Stone Talus yet--I always die because I’m still too squishy--but I’ll keep that in mind. I’ve been hanging onto so many materials because I know some of them are useful for armor upgrades. Googling for answers didn’t help because a lot of people were contradicting each other.

[qqueenofhades]

May I present the best headline I've seen today:

Look, the Fulton County people have already said they plan to give him the full works: fingerprinting, mugshot, perp walk, releasing height/weight, etc, all the usual criminal treatment that he's managed to avoid so far. So yeah, he's gonna fucking HATE it, and if I don't see the mugshot everywhere on everything and made into all the memes you can think of, the internet will have failed me.

[capnportofficial]

reply from @textsfromgravityfallsblog

BARBIE SPOILERS

So in the movie, they say Gloria never had a Ken doll which is a good explanation as to why Barbie doesn’t respond to Ken or the idea of having a Ken because Gloria never associated Barbie with wanting or needing one.

BUT ALSO she’s stereotypical Barbie, like a Barbie that just comes without a career or gimmick or theme. She’s like a blank canvas.

But Ken does have a theme. He’s beach Ken. If they were “paired up” where they’re automatic boyfriend/girlfriend she’d be Beach Barbie or he’d be stereotypical Ken. But we don’t know what kind of Barbie weird Barbie was before she was a weird Barbie, we just know she was the most beautiful Barbie. And she does have interest in Ken. So I think that she was Ken’s original paired Barbie.

I think that he came (I also want to know more about how Barbies and Kens arrive in Barbie Land) with a Barbie and lost her and everyone just thought that stereotypical Barbie could take her place since she’s like nonspecific and can just fill in the blanks which is why he kinda has a preexisting one-sides dynamic when he talks to Barbie, like he’s trying to recreate something he once had. I also think in the real world, this Ken is lost and maybe not being played with which is why he’s extra clingy.

But basically I think Weird Barbie and Beach Ken would make each other very happy

[constance-mcentee]

textsfromgravityfallsblog replied to your post: Is “The Nightmare Before Christmas” a Halloween...

*insert ‘road to el derado’ both is good meme*

:D

[guardiandevill]

textsfromgravityfallsblog replied to your post: WAIT is decoded out or no t

Decoded is out, but it’s on the CN app, not the website.

AH alright rad. thnk u 

[pepsi-time]

@textsfromgravityfallsblog This is for you ;)

[ninjagoruinedmylife]

@textsfromgravityfallsblog @evelinaonline it’s for u

okay so i sang and i don’t regret anything

hope you enjoy it as much as i did

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

hi @textsfromgravityfallsblog

[pizzazz-party]

@textsfromgravityfallsblog replied:

Ok so this post was freaking wild being a part of the ninjago fandom until looking at the tags 🤣

Ah! I see, I see.

Nah, this Maya’s a kid who likes samurai media.

Maya: the steel samurai is innocent!!! >:O

Also Maya: *lays eyes on her hero once (1) outside of costume, before even talking to him* Nick he’s definitely guilty of murder. Multiple murders even

[heroforaday87-blog]

Promise Me You'll Stay(Ninjago Morro X Reader)

This was a request suggested by @textsfromgravityfallsblog thank you so much for requesting this! I'm so sorry this took so long because I was a bit unsure of how I wanted this to go but I think I've got it! Hope you like it!

Wind blew through the air causing trees to shake their branches breaking and leaves to fly off in a sudden rush swirling around and falling into the floor while you stood there arms out covering your face eyes squinted and hair blowing with the wind the (H/C) strands flying every which way. It was a mistake now that you thought about it calling out for him hoping he'd come to see you but instead a tornado was sent instead of what you anticipated. Halloween wasn't just a day to celebrate to dress up and share ghost stories, it was much more than that it was the one day of the year when ghosts could roam free the barrier between the two realms open and allowing ghosts to seep into ninjago with ease. This was the day you decided to look for Morro ever since he disappeared from you, years spent researching and digging hoping to find any trace of him or maybe to find a way you could see him again just once but you suppose now it was only a dream. That's what lead you to the forest a clearing where the moon could reflect off the grass woven field with trees circling around it candles flickering in a circle and objects that he once used littered around them. You supposed now that you actually finished the summoning this wasn't the brightest idea especially when you had no idea what you were summoning. The gushing wind finally calming down relaxing the trees and leafs and leaving your hair in a bit of a mess a green aura lit up the field glowing eyes staring back at your form on the darkness.

"WHO DARES TO SUMMON ME ON THE DAY OF THE DEPARTED" a voice booms, the sentence the man yelled seemed a bit over kill to you but what could you do about it after all you were the one who 'dared to summon' it. Hands moving away from shielding your face and moving to fix your tangled and now leaf invested hair the voices echoes your name. "(Y/N)?" Feet touching the ground black hair with a green highlight moving in the breeze Morro looked at you for the first time watching you fix your hair a small smile on your lips the moon reflecting off your body. "Been a very long time hasn't it Morro" your voice called out gently as if talking to a wounded animal to ease its fear. Morro stared at you unblinking unmoving, you summoned him? You brought him back to see him even thought the last you both saw one another had been years and years ago. "You....you summoned me?" Morro said slowly and softly almost like he didn't believe it. Stepping closer to you Morro noted the dark bags you had under your eyes, your beautiful sparkling (E/C) eyes he never realized how much he missed staring into them.

"Of course" you stared simply fishing out the last leaf in your hair and flicking it to the side before looking at him a small smile on your face and eyes softening. "You didn't say goodbye remember?" You said in a soft voice like it hurt you to say it, what you were talking about of course was the day Morro had left the Monastery you remembered his eyes looking at you a determined shine in them before he left no goodbye or I'll see you later just gone. Gone like the wind. "I never forget" Morro stated simply feet moving in front of one another to reach you his hand reaching out like he wanted to touch you to hold you only to phase through your hair giving you a chill the hairs on the back of your neck spiking up from the sudden cold it was like a bucket of ice cold water had been splashed on you. "If that's they case why didn't you come back" you breathed out finally feeling like tears were going to fall from your face but held back even though you knew he could see it the look of pain and regret on your face. A heavy silence ringing in the air creating a thick layer of tension.

"Because.....because I thought...you were disappointed I wasn't the green ninja" Morro finally said breaking the thick silence with his words. Slowly bring his hand away from your face that he could no longer touch Morro didn't know what to do how to feel, did he feel angry he couldn't touch you? Or maybe he was sad because he knew you had missed him so dearly. "That was never the case" you laughed a stray tear falling down your face. "I was never disappointed, Morro I-i-i always..." you tried to talk you really did but the words refused to come being caught in your throat tears replacing your words streaming down your face like a water fall. As if on instinct Morro went to brush away your tears with his finger only to hiss in pain from the water touching his fingers and holding his hand. Upset now himself he couldn't comfort you at least not like he used to. "(Y/N)" Morro's voice drifted with the wind catching your attention eyes glazed from the tears that had fallen a stray tear falling off your face as you looked up. "I'm...Im sorry" Morro said wanting to hold you but for now he'd stay were he is until he's able to break free from the cursed realm and find who ever was the green ninja now. Only then he'd be able to hold you but patience wasn't really his strong suit. "I know" you whispered the words falling out of your lips closing your eyes taking in everything.

"I can't stay for much longer" Morro finally said his hand reaching to touch you again only to phase through once more sending another chill down your spine. "I'll see you on the next day of departed" Morro tried a small smirk on his lips. "Same place same time? We can spend the whole night here every year ok?" A smile on your own lips with eyes looking at Morro you nodded wanting to grasp him but held back with hands in your pocket. "Ok, you promise?" You asked even though you knew the answer. "I promise (Y/N)" Morro finally said with an airy laugh and then just like that he was gone the candles you had lit no longer burning having been put out by the wind that had brought Morro. Picking up everything you brought and placing them in the bag you turned on your heel ready to walk back the way you came with the sun's warmth tickling your back. Turning your head around you looked at the place one last time before leaving kicking back out of the woods to your home waiting for the next Halloween to come.

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Thank you so much for reading I hope you enjoyed this oneshot! If you have a request please feel free to let me know! And if I made any mistakes let me know this is unedited and i do expect some here and there again thanks for reading!