#that does something to a man
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if somebody put me through even a quarter of the things gregory house md put his boybestfriend loveofhislife james wilson md through i wouldnt just be on antidepressants i would have a heart attack from stress and die
#wilson was DIRECTLY THERE and witness to at least like 5 of houses near-death experiences. almost all of them self-inflicted#that DOES something to a man#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson
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Bro I made the whump too whumpy. I have no control of the plot anymore. People are dying left and right, I'm dying inside, what is happening. 😭
#i dont even like mcd#im like screaming at the author for these decisions#and then i remember#im the author#why are my goofy guys dropping like flies#i blame being extremely sleep deprived#that does something to a man#anyway i think i need to start putting some fluff in my whump#lets do febufluff now#im not made for this shit#phantom busters#ao3#fanfic#febuwhump 2025
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inviting gianmarco soresi to do crowd work with red flags is like inviting vic michaelis to do some batshit challenges with company credit card support for a year. amazing track record on the casting for these episodes so far
#sam being surprised when gianmarco does something out of line is super funny man you MUST have known#game changer#ink says some words#muted
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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anyway dai solas you will always be famous to me. nothing but respect for my boy who wandered off mid-cutscene in the hinterlands to go help out refugees, is extremely good at Lies Of Omission™️, has a whole spy/agent/informant network of elves who followed him, fervently argues that it's unethical to be happy about killing bandits bc they had lives and loved ones, describes his own temple(?) prison(?) as having "indecipherable" elven writing, has ferocious debates with dorian and iron bull about slavery, set himself on fire once by mistake, and within about a year of his 10000 year lifespan, went from seeing all the world as disposable emotionless husks, to developing actual friendships and even falling in love.
and then! still thought it was necessary to destroy and reset the world! but he would treasure the chance to be wrong again!!
#dragon age#solas#veilguard critical#txt#look. if you set up ''this character is extremely smart and generally cares about people''#and then add ''they're doing something completely unhinged and destructive sounding''#then the conclusion should not be ''wow this dumbass is just doing it to ~drown the world in demons 🙄~“#there needs to be an actually satisfying back and forth even IF the conclusion is that the veil stays up#personally i think. elf immortality is overrated and mortality SHOULD be part of thedas bc it is not actually silmarillioncore#but man. maybe just turn the veil down to like 30% opacity like it is for the avvar. they're chilling.#defibrillate the titans a bit (gently) and then it's fine. just a fun high fantasy setting#anyway it becomes like the anders effect where the like#7 years of unpaid frontline healthcare get Utterly Outweighed by one kind of inevitable act of violence#imo an underrated part of solas' character is that he presumably passed out at the worst possible blight-riddled tyranny era of arlathan#and then woke back up to a blight-riddled and tyrannical future#but he missed both the several hundred years before tevinter attacked arlathan#and the dales#and the early chantry which seemed significantly cooler than the later chantry#i got lost in my tag essay but i think solas' most evil crime was mistranslating all those inscriptions#academic malpractice. get his ass. 1000 years dungeon until he does it properly
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I really enjoy how Edwin subverts the expectations for his character archetype. Usually, if you had a character that was a mousey unpopular teenager who'd gotten bullied to death, they'd be shy and laden with insecurities, easily steamrolled by characters with more force of personality -- but instead, by the time you meet him in the show, Edwin's ego is basically bulletproof.
He is entirely confident in himself, and comfortable being himself, free to be as fussy, effeminate, and old-fashioned as he likes, because the only person whose opinion of him he gives a fuck about is Charles, and Charles thinks everything about Edwin is brilliant and he can do no wrong. Thirty years of Charles's radical acceptance has allowed him not only to be himself, but to be himself fearlessly.
And I think that's beautiful. :)
#dead boy detectives#oh man the number of times#when Edwin does something bitchy#and Crystal looks to Charles for commiseration like Can you believe this guy??#and Charles just beams at her like I know isn't he amazing :))))))))
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne#my art
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Gib me Rook has a bed-mod blease
#“where does emmrich sleep he has no bed” obviously in rooks bed!!!#my very important hc is that emmrich has to hug something to fall asleep#preferably a pillow but an assassin will do#emmrook#crow rook#this man 100% would haul his big ass bedframe to the lighthouse if he had to#grandma the cat#dragon age the veilguard#iinadraws
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hm
#hom3stuck#homestuck#john egbert#jade harley#dirk strider#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#lil hal#autoresponder#inspired sketches because i went thru a bunch of artblogs and wanted to be dynamic and artsy too#also love to listen to songs and then try my best to draw something for the duration of it. this isnt quite one of those times but#hey the names matched up nicely#idk man. tonight is a sad about dirk strider day turned into sad about dirk strider night. davekats to make it go down easier#anyways ever think about how a captcha of 13 year old dirk doesnt want to die but the 16 year old version does.#cause i do . plenty.#these seem like sketches ripe to do something with but i dont feel like touching them more so. black and white up they go
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imagine freshman congressman james ‘bucky’ barnes is accused of being homophobic and/or racist and he’s just like. i am married to a black man. and everyone is like “what?? who????” and he’s like “:) captain america”
#that shuts them up real fast#the conservatives would be like ‘ah you lived back in the good old days’#and buckys like ‘what the actual fuck are you talking about it was called The Great Depression for a reason?????’#sambucky#winterfalcon#cabnw#thunderbolts#brave new world#captain america sam wilson#congressman bucky is so funny to me actually#who let that man into politics#he does not have the patience or willpower to wait for the legal solutions to things#he can do something about it. so he will. simple as that#sam wilson is somehow the sane one in their relationship and he literally physically fought the president#this is the man that took in two government fugitives without a second thought#and became a wanted fugitive himself later on#if you think about it for longer than a minute sam wilson is absolutely unhinged#and i love him for it#sam wilson#bucky barnes
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ok but imagine packing ghost a lunch.. and you package it in a cute little pink box because ghost was indifferent when you were buying new tupperware, so ofc you went with the cute ones. and he doesn’t even bat an eye as he opens his meal up, the men not daring to comment. and he eats it happily, smiling at the little note you wrote to him, and the sugar cookies you baked, leaving him extra to give to some of the guys. 😪🥹
#something about this big scary man eating his cute little lunch his woman packed him does something feral to me#simon riley#ghost cod#ghost#cod mw2#ghost x reader#ghost call of duty#simon riley fanfic#simon riley x reader#cod#ghost angst#ghost fluff
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If I’m not what I was when I was born, and I ain’t what I’ve become instead…
Anne Bonny, Charles Vane, and gender. That’s it, that’s the post.
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#black sails#anne bonny#charles vane#black sails art#bsart#jack rackham#I put so many hands in this#why did I do that#anyway#I have a lot of thoughts about a. the fact that annes hair is neatly combed in the scene where she’s in bed#therefore meaning that she does this fucking. messing it up shit on purpose#and b. that under the hat and coat her gender presentation looks exactly like vanes#when you’re a woman in a masculine role and you model your gender presentation off of the most masculine man you know and idolize#which is something that you do when you have no complicated feelings about gender. obviously
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Shade from the Night
New, one-off AU where Wyldfyre ends up in the land of monsters instead of the wildlands. Kai saves her from a monster and loses his arm in the process. Her colour however has yet to fade, and Kai is fighting even harder in order to get her out before she becomes grayscale as well.
I enjoy throwing children at the traumatized man.
#...can you guys tell who my favourite character is?#and FSM I CANNOT decide whether I want his cloak to be made from straw or from fur#because on one hand#a straw cloak is more historically accurate to edo period Japan which this show does share some similarities with#on the other#fur cloak implies he killed something and used its pelt to protect himself#ie sheep in wolf's clothing#ie man pretending to be a monster#fanart#kai#ninjago#ninjago monstrosity#wyldfyre#she's so baby
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x02 - “Watch It All Burn”
#god i know when she said fix she initially said 1) fix sevs arm and 2) fix all this mess from happening#and so she does try to end it all by surrendering herself and fighting vi#but ALSO I FEEL LIKE ITS A HUGE FORESHADOWING to act 3 where she fixes something again?#Cuz even in League the name of the new minigame is jinx fixes everything... idk man#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane season 2 spoilers#jinx#jinx arcane#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane jinx#arcane sevika#arcane league of legends#media: arcane#type: gif#league of legends arcane#s2 ep2
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pathetic wet cat moment lol
#nothing like going on a spiral after the situationship breakup that was completely ur fault#narilamb#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#true devotion#my art#modern au#btw they do break up after this man does something really badddd#lamb probably would be playing “casual” by chappell roan non stop
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I still can't get over lucanis at the end of the wigmaker job -- having limped his way down the docks, nursing several broken ribs, dripping rivers of blood (some of it his own. most of it not) onto the floorboards before the innkeeper's horrified and irate eyes, having just Faced the Horrors frfr and cut a bloody swath through a party of tevinter high society as if setting out to contemptuously prove poe's red death a mere piddling amateur, in his fucking batman-ass black leather overcoat getup, presumably woozy with blood loss and fading adrenaline -- just standing there sadly like '🥺is my cousin here'
#the maker's tiredest little assassin literally just looking for his cousin pls stop yelling at him....... if found please return to illario#(illario get that man to stop yelling at me)#I think it's the 'lucanis explained' that really does it fhdskja the way that dialogue tag implies what his tone is there........#I mean yeah he probably DID think that explained something huh. he would think that. I love him beyond words.#dragon age#tevinter nights#the wigmaker job#lucanis dellamorte#I know I brought this up several times in my wigmaker job post but I quite simply cannot stop thinking about it he's sooooo fhfsjdkhfa#it was already so much back when we only had the short story but now that I can imagine it in his actual voice as well. it's everything#he is everything#also so funny that choosing this place to look was just a hunch his plan was literally just to knock on the door of every inn on the docks#until he found his emotional support cousin/brother/emotional support social skill person behind one of them
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