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Bless my neurotypical friend that doesn't use internet that much, because I just showed to her everything everywhere all at once and she was unironically "this must be the craziest thing you ever saw"
#everything everywhere all at once#eeaao#i mean truly that is a great movie full of nonsense scenes#but just the usual multiverse shinnegans#the plot is solid#now try to watch a true nonsense trashy movie#but its good to have friends like this#they ground you and make you realize that not everyone is up to the weirdness in the internet#i mean she didn't even know Sharknado ?
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Episode 3 of my favorite live action anime, mafia the series was as good as the previous ones. Well it's not a live action anime, at least as far as I know, but it sure does feel like one. With every episode I watch, I get increasingly frustrated that a show this good is so obscure.
This is one of the funniest shows I have ever watched. It does comedy so well. It's in your face, but also subtle. It is serious at times, but it never takes itself too seriously either. The comedy is sprinkled in so nicely with the plot progression that it makes the viewing experience that much more enjoyable.
The plot is good. Like really good. I am genuinely intetested to see where things are going. And then I get hit with things I don't expect. So fun.
The characters are SO FREAKING GOOD. I feel so thrilled watching this because the characters are right up my alley. Everything everyone says or does makes sense for their character, no matter what kind of scene os going on. It's actually amazing. Also everyone is doing such a good job of bringing these characters to life.
The action sequences in this show is actually some of the best I have seen coming from a thai production. It is so well choreographed and executed. Different people have different fighting styles based on what weapons they use, and it really shows. Even the fake fight was choreographed so well. Most action scenes I have seen from the thai market are bad, so I am so glad that this show has good action. Because the action is such an important part of the show too. And the thing is, the action is not that realistic, it's definitely exaggerated and has that anime vibe to it. But it works with the overall tone of the show so well.
I am totally digging the vibes of this show. It's just so so good.
AnnaSvenBeam continue to be the most chaotic funny wholesome trio. Beam, my sweet naive child, is still very much a lamb thrust into the world of wolves. Anna, the frustrated babysitter that just wants to chill will do anything to make others do her work for her. Sven is a sympathetic bro who really enjoys watching the show. The dumb, dumber, dumbest moments that happen with this trio are so funny. I just love that most interactions between Anna and Beam involve her pointing a gun at him. I know Sven enjoys watching Anna bully Beam as much as I do.
I can't believe there is seriously a bunny girl in this show. I love it.
Beam my sweet child is not prepared for whatever is coming his way.
I couldn't care less about the cop. He deserved that for letting his ego get to his head.
The mafia women are so cool.
And now it's time for my compulsory Joong simping. Seriously, Joong is so good in this series. He can do comedy so well too. I fidn't know that. To me, the best form of comedy is when characters remain serious and react normally conforming to their character setting in the most absurd situations. It's not exaggerated reactions that make the situation funny. The situation itself is funny, and the characters reacting seriously makes the whole thing even funnier. And Joong does this type of comedy oh so well. He reacts to his environment so naturally. I am still amazed that he can play a character like Beam without being overshadowed by all the other eccentric characters he is always surrounded by. He really did such a good job here.
#mafia the series#i am offended by how few people know about this show#3 eps in and there have been countless memeworthy moments#i wish i could make memes just because i cannot bear to let these moments go un-memed#the plot is solid#the show is funny#the vibes are amazing#the characters make sense#what more could i ask for?#i cannot explain how much fun i am having#joong archen#i knew you were a good actor#but i didn't know you could do all that you're doing here
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just otasune fluff :) their love language is bothering each other
#posting this at ass o clock nothing is more embaressing to me than drawing tender holding kissing etc i cant look at this#there's no plot to this i just wanted to draw fluff#metal gear solid#otasune#snotacon#otacon#hal emmerich#snavid#solid snake#art#suneota
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I drew a snippet of chapter five from The Phantom Games lol ✨
Ashlyn is so real for that tbh
#fun fact about this fic: I have no solid plot and I am making shit up as I go. Literally.#anyways hope you guys likey go check out my fic!!#sbg art#my art#school bus graveyard#the phantom games#tyler hernandez#aiden clark#taylor hernandez#ashlyn banner#my ocs
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50+ Ways to Annoy the Death Witch
Chapter 2: Actually do a Necromancy
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Callahan insisted we go back for his broken side mirror, which he fortunately found quickly enough that I didn't get too aggravated about the sideline, and then we headed to the gas station.
By the time we got there, the sun was high in the sky, as the day heated up. My eye throbbed, and exhaustion was quickly catching up to me, so I headed in to put five bucks in the boys’ tank, and grab an energy drink.
When I headed back out, Callahan was chatting with the boys, who'd already started fueling up.
When I got to the truck, he pulled me into the conversation, even though I was kinda hoping I could just jump into the truck and ignore them.
I'm not great with people, is the thing, they seemed like nice enough kids.
“This is Miss Tabitha Greene, by the way. Tabitha, this is Jacob and Dylan Matthews.” He pointed to each kid.
Jacob was the older one with pinky-peach hair, and Dylan was the younger one with the box dye black look.
“And you two do this kind of thing a lot,” Jacob said, apparently continuing their earlier conversation.
“About once or twice a year,” Callahan said.
I nodded. “It’s for the whole country, not just here,” I said. “It’s not that common. And it’s mostly just sad people who miss people they love, and that’s usually pretty easy to rectify.”
“Well we didn’t do it,” Jacob said. “And there wasn’t much love lost between Mom and them, before you ask.”
“You don’t have any aunts or uncles on that side?” I asked.
“Not that I know of,” Jacob said.
“But it wasn’t us,” Dylan said.
“Just because your mom and grandparents didn't get along very well- death can change people’s priorities,” I said.
“I’m not saying Mom didn’t do it,” Jacob said. “I’m saying, if she did, it wasn’t out of love.”
Dylan nodded.
“Now, you don’t know about-”
“I’m real sorry to hear that,” I said, running over Callahan, who was definitely about to some whole ‘don’t you love your mother’ spiel that I was happy to spare the boys. “Is there another reason you can think where she might wanna talk to her folks again, though?"
The brothers glanced at each other. “Mom thinks that they had a bunch of money that nobody found,” Dylan said, after a minute. “Like, buried in the yard, or something.”
I nodded.
“Do you still live at your grandparent’s?” Callahan asked.
“We sold it a while back, to pay for the nursing home for Grandma,” Jacob said. “Grandpa died last year, and she wasn’t doing okay on her own.”
Callahan turned and looked at their pretty new, fairly nice SUV. “Was there money buried in the yard?” he asked, turning back to them.
Both boys looked at each other.
It didn’t take a genius to figure out the answer.
“I genuinely don’t give a damn. But if she has good reason to think there’s money buried in the yard, we should probably go to your grandparent’s place first, and see what there is to see.”
“Using the dead as free labor and sources of information is also really normal,” I said.
“I’ll give you the address,” Jacob said, after a minute. “We’ll show you the way.”
“That’s what I like to hear,” Callahan said.
“Do you know the folks who live there now?” I asked.
“Nah,” Jacob said. “Grandma found someone who sold it, and told us where to dig before we moved everything out. I don’t know what she did with the taxes, but I think it was the last spell she had in her. Everything was all smoothed over. Then... she just kinda faded, after that. Mom can’t know about the money, though, she’ll never leave us alone. It’s supposed to take care of us for a while. Hopefully long enough for Dylan to get through school.”
“We won’t say anything,” Callahan promised. “Do you know where she is?”
Dylan shook his head. “We haven’t heard from her in a few months, most of a year. But that’s- I mean, she disappears for a while, shows back up. Sometimes she swears she’s cleaned up, but if she is, she never stays clean for long.”
“What’s her thing? Meth?” I asked. I wasn't trying to be mean, it's just really common.
He nodded. “Among other things, but mostly meth.”
“How long do you go without hearing from her?” Callahan asked. “Is this normal?”
“Months, sometimes a year or more. She kinda just shows up when she needs money or a place to crash,” Jacob said. “But we don’t let her crash with us anymore. She’s got to find somewhere else." He sighed. "I’m not even sure she knows Grandma’s dead, actually.”
“I tried to call her,” Dylan said. “But her phone was cut off again. I mean- I hope she’s okay, but- she’s not our job, you know?”
“I know,” I said. “Get us that address, we’ll meet you there, okay?”
Callahan dug his phone out so Jacob could recite the address to him, and then we headed out.
I can’t tell you how long the drive was, I fell asleep basically as soon as we were on the highway. Next thing I knew, Callahan was shaking me awake, dragging me out of sticky sleep.
I hadn’t even opened my Monster.
“C’mon, Tabby Cat.” “Are you allergic to calling me by my name?” I asked, rubbing my face. I just wanted to go back to sleep. “Fuck.”
“Is it such a crime for me to express my fondness for you through whimsical nicknames?” he asked. “Here.” He held his hand out.
I looked at him, struggling to keep my eyes open, not sure what he was offering.
“I can give you a little boost. If you want. You look half-dead yourself, and we’ve got a lot of day left.”
My first instinct was to say no, but he’d never offered this before. Although I think it’s the first time he’s been around me after I’ve used a lot of juice, so it probably just hadn’t come up before. “Do I just take your hand?”
“Nobody ever done this for you before?” He asked.
I shook my head. “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m basically a hermit.”
“Yeah, take my hand, and a deep breath.”
I was very uncertain but, as much as he’s annoyed me over the years, I did trust that he wouldn’t hurt me.
I took his hand, and the breath wasn’t really voluntary.
It wasn’t quite like being electrocuted, but it wasn’t not like that, either. It was like you could be electrocuted by a cold wind, maybe. It was like being electrocuted, if that felt like swallowing a mouthful of crushed ice very suddenly.
It didn’t hurt, but it was very sudden, and bracing in a way I hadn’t expected.
It made me shivery all over, for a second.
“Alright?”
I nodded. “I’m awake, now,” I said.
“Good.” He squeezed my hand before he let go, and we got out.
It took an act of force not to shake my hand or rub it or be weird about it, I just grabbed my backpack and stuck the offending hand in my pocket.
Been a long damned time since anybody’d held my hand, and I wasn’t going to have weird feelings about Callahan, for Christ’s sake.
Just a little touch starved, that’s all.
The boys were waiting, looking nervous. “Stay right here,” he told them, and we walked up to the house.
It looked like your bog standard ranch style house, built sometime in the 70s. They’re really common out here. The brick had been painted with some sort of off white, which did sort of personally offend me, but what the hell? It wasn’t my house.
Had one of those high wooden privacy fences for the immediate back yard, it looked pretty new.
There were what I would bet used to be flower beds that ran along the front of the house, but they’d been filled in with pea gravel and nothing else, not even the odd decorative stone. I probed to see if I could sense anything, but there was nothing.
The porch had an old straw Welcome mat, and the door was painted a sort of powdery gray blue. There were no other decorations, which I thought was a bit odd.
I did see one of those hide-a-key rocks up in the corner of one of the flower beds, just poking up through the gravel. I don’t think I’d have noticed it if I hadn’t been marveling at the lack of ornamentation. The flower beds were edged in stone, and this was kind of tucked under the stone.
There was also one of those doorbell cameras, and a security camera was hanging under the light on the garage. Light looked to be on a motion sensor. There was also a security sticker in the window, but on further notice, it was just a warning that there was a doorbell security camera.
Callahan walked right up to the door and knocked. He did prefer the direct approach but, in fairness to him, it usually paid off. I followed, mostly because I’m nosier than I am anti-social.
A tall woman who looked to be- well, look, I don’t know. Maybe ten, fifteen years older than me? I’m not good at guessing ages, but maybe in her mid fifties?
She had that kind of golden pearly blonde hair color that ‘ladies of a certain age’ dye their hair to disguise that it’s going gray. It looked fine on her, she carried blonde well. Kinda tan, blue eyes. Pretty, older woman who wasn't quite elderly.
She sneered as soon as she saw us.
Callahan, however, is not now nor ever was a man to be deterred by someone who is not pleased to see him, as I can personally attest. “Good afternoon, ma’am. I know this is an odd question, but has someone come around, and tried to break into your backyard?”
She blinked at us, taken aback enough that it knocked the sneer off her face for a second.
I could see, in her eyes, she knew what we were asking about.
“Yes,” she said, after a long moment of looking us over and deciding dealing with us was acceptable. “Some crazy woman, a couple of times, right after we moved in. That first month. I called the cops, but she left before they got here. That’s been it. Why? That’s an oddly specific thing to ask about.” She gave me a particularly hard look.
Hm. I wonder if their mom is short.
“Well, their mom is… we’re trying to figure out where she is,” he said, pointing to the boys. “She’s kind of hard to get hold of, but we need her to sign some paperwork. You haven’t seen her, lately? Or have anything odd going on in your yard?”
She crossed her arms, shook her head. “What’s her obsession with the yard?” she asked.
“Her folks used to live here, and they buried a time capsule in the yard with some beanie babies or something in it, she thinks it’ll be worth a damn if it’s dug up,” he said. “Have you seen anything lately? Even just… you know, someone lurkin?”
“Nobody’s been here who shouldn’t be,” she said. “This is a nice neighborhood.”
“If I leave a number with you-”
“If I see her, I’m calling the cops. You can deal with her then.” She shut the door.
“Well,” I said. “Huh.”
He sighed. “Yeah,” he said.
We headed out to the truck- we’d parked on the street. When I looked back at the house, she was on the phone, peering out a window at us.
She twitched the curtain shut when she saw me glance.
“I bet I know why the cops took a while to get here,” I said.
“Yeah, she definitely seems like she likes to chat to dispatch, don’t she?” Callahan asked, as we came close enough to talk to the boys without yelling.
“Nothing?” Jacob asked.
“No, and she’s definitely the kind of person who’d kick up a fuss about strangers digging in her yard,” I said. “Apparently your mom was out here a couple of times right after they moved in, but-”
He sighed. “That sounds like her. But not since?”
“No.”
“Sorry, boys. This is a dead end. We’ll meet you at the graveyard,” Callahan said, and we got back in the truck and headed out, though he waited to start driving until the boys pulled out.
He’s that kind of guy. He’s never dropped me off anywhere without waiting until I was in the door before he left.
“We might have to come back and check her yard in the dark,” he said. “Depends on what we find at the cemetery.”
“Oh, joy,” I said. I agreed, though. It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve snuck into someone’s yard. Or the second.
A lot of people panic and bury bodies in the yard or basement or whatever.
“Yeah. We’ll probably need to do some spell making, I don’t think I’m kitted out for a break in.”
I nodded. “I have a couple of ‘don’t look at me’ spells, but nothing more complicated than that, and I saw at least two cameras out front, she could easily have more,” I said. "Probably not tonight."
“Yeah, it’s a look before you leap kind of situation.” There is some magic that interferes with cameras, but glamours of any kind don’t work on them- cameras don’t have a mind to be altered, they tended to see reality. You have to block them, or disable them. “High fence around the back yard, did you notice?”
“Yep. Looked new, I think. The flower beds were all empty, nothing decorative, just the gravel.”
“No root systems, or nothing?” he asked.
“Nothing that I could feel. Could be they had some kind of minor disaster and just ripped everything out and are waiting for the spring, or something.
He nodded. “I think once we hit the graveyard, our next priority has got to be tracking their mom down. We’ll save the yard for last resort.”
I nodded. “Yeah, that really feels like the key to this whole thing.” Also, I hated nothing more than talking to the cops, and that was basically guaranteed if we had to get into this lady’s yard.
We lapsed into silence, as he drove, following the boys.
“Does it really bother you when I call you Tabby?” The question seemed to burst out of him. “It’s hard to tell when you’re genuinely being mad at me, but we’ve known each other for years. I’m just being friendly.” He really seemed upset about it.
I was kind of taken aback by how upset he was, actually. “It’s hard to take someone being that familiar with me when that person regularly accuses me of atrocious things,” I said. “You call me a necromancer and accuse me of doing foul things to my neighbor’s chickens out of one side of your mouth, and call me by nickname out of the other? It doesn’t feel friendly, it feels patronizing.”
“I’m- I swear, I’m jokin, mostly.”
“Mostly,” I said.
“Well-”
“Like I haven’t had people say that shit to me my whole fuckin life. It’s not funny, Callahan, it pisses me off.”
“But it’s me! I don’t mean anything by it.”
I cannot stand that whiny ass thing he does when he’s wrong and he knows it. “Yes, you do. You may not mean much by it, but you do mean something by it. You do think that one day I am gonna snap and start doing heinous shit. So you always ask, you always gotta get your digs in, you always gotta make sure I know that you’re a fuckin threat to me. One call to the council and I’m bound up, yeah?”
“Oh, come on, Tabitha,” he said. “That’s not-”
“And we haven’t ‘known each other for years’. We’ve spent about 2, 3 months in each other’s presence over the course of… I don’t know, 7 or 8 years, I guess? We don’t hang out, and we’re not friends. You don’t even call me when you’re gonna come out to visit, because you think I’ll take off, or some shit. You treat me like a murderer in waiting, not a colleague, not a friend. No, I don’t like it when you call me Tabby.”
“Well,” he said. “Fine!” He sounded really upset. "Then I won't!"
I tipped my head back against the seat, fucking annoyed. Of course, this is somehow my fault.
Look, it’s not like I hate him or anything. I actually think he’s overall a decent guy, and once I’ve told him it wasn’t me, he drops it. He always believes me.
I trust him, to the extent that I trust anybody.
But the fact that we have to do the same damned song and dance every fuckin time, and then he acts like I’m being a big old grouchy bitch for fun, instead of being genuinely frustrated that I have to drop everything on no notice to help him out after being accused of raising the dead.
He has my number! He could just call me and ask me to drive out to Macomb and give him a hand. I would, I could use the money! I always do it even when he's pissed me off, if he asked me nicely, I think we might actually manage to get through a job without at least one of these little fuckin tiffs.
So, obviously, I spent the rest of our drive quietly stewing, and I think it’s a fairly reasonable guess to say the same was true of him. But we did get to the cemetery.
It was a dinky little cemetery in the middle of nowhere. It’s just a flat spot where they bury people between pastures, to be quite honest. There’s a fence, chain link, but not particularly tall. Both entrances had signs over the entrance, and there were fences they could gate shut. A particularly determined toddler could scale this fence without too much trouble.
I could see the graves in question- I was pretty sure, anyway. It wasn’t a large graveyard, and there was police tape set up on some of those metal stakes, though the police tape had already started to tatter in the wind. There was also a mound of earth right there.
It’s May in Oklahoma, what can you do? Wind’s gonna blow.
The boys turned into the cemetery, and we followed. I gently probed at the magic in the area.
It was sloshing like crazy, churning and shifting and moving enough that I almost immediately got motion sick, which never happened to me. I’d never seen this before, usually something like this felt more like an open would, bleeding and painful.
Before I got the chance to tell Callahan to stop so I could get out, he was stopping, and I scrambled for my belt, dropping out of the truck and falling to my knees, gagging in the grass besides the little bitty ‘road’ (grassy lane with twin lines of worn in tire tracks) that we were on.
“Shit a brick,” I heard him say, and it wasn’t a second or two before he was next to me, rubbing my back as I gagged and spat and gagged and spat, and finally puked up a little bit of bile.
I hadn’t even had the damned energy drink, I remembered.
I sucked magic in, trying to soothe myself, trying to settle the churning. Pushing magic back out. Like breathing, in and out.
“Do we have water?” I asked Callahan. My voice was hoarse, and I fucking hated how close to tears I sounded.
“We got some, Miss Tabby,” Dylan said, running back to their truck, and coming back with a kinda cold bottle, unopened.
“Bless you, hon,” I told him, rinsing and spitting, before gulping several big gulps, and taking some deep breaths. “So, bad news,” I told Callahan. “This is a new thing, I don’t know what this is, but this is new feeling, the magic’s- it made me motion sick, it’s heaving and churning and-” I sniffed. I was not gonna cry in front of these boys.
He nodded. “You feeling up to looking at the graves?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I said. I wasn't sure, but I needed to, anyway.
“Here,” he took my arm, helped me stand up. He kept his hand on my back as I walked over to the graves- he’d never done that before, but I’ll admit, I took comfort in it.
The graves were- they were null. Like a dead battery. No leaking, no remnants- gone.
They were rectangles left in the dirt- the cops had scooped out the coffins, it looked like, or the boys had had them pulled out, so their grandparents could be reburied.
But that wouldn’t do it. There’d be lingering magic, here, and in the dirt. Not just of the grandparents, but of all the other things in the dirt- bugs and such.
Not from the bodies, they were sealed up, but. You know. It’s dirt. There’s bugs, often dead ones. There should have been something.
But it was gone.
Someone had, with extreme care and precision, extracted every last drop of death magic from those two graves, and nowhere else in the cemetery.
This wasn’t some upset kid or a teenager who’d gotten into some old books. This was the real deal.
This was a Necromancer.
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#50+ Ways to Annoy the Death Witch#fiction#immediately stuck myself with a pain in the ass transition chapter and I've been fistfighting it all week but we got there#I actually really like where I got with it#and I have a solid idea on how to complete the first little story arc here#so I'm gonna chip at that and we'll see how people are enjoying it#no promises on how often they come out but I'm gonna aim for weekly#I'm thinking it'll probably be little monsters of the month kind of deal with maybe a vague overarching plot#if I get to the end of this first novella's worth of story and people still want more#I've had this character idea for a while and the scene in the first chapter#where she turns the gas into Mesozoic sludge#but she was a character with a scene in search of a story and I really am having fun with this
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A comic with just the girlies for once, also I wanted to draw my favorite Windblade from the Star Trek crossover comics
#it was one of the first transformers comics I read completely it has a special place in my heart#even if I don’t fully remember the plot it was a while ago I just remember shinanigans#arcees design is from there too#just all around a solid style I liked it#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers g1#maccadams#maccadam#arcee#windblade#elita one#elita 1#ok my art pile is empty now whoa I posted a lot today#it was a slow day haha#this is the same windblade who was raised by starscream#i should continue that
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Cover I made for a joke playlist. ... For anyone curious, its OUTER WILDS: THE MUSICAL. You may throw tomatoes now. EDIT:
FINE YOU GUYS CAN HAVE IT.. HERE. I must emphasize that this playlist was hyper impulsive. Context, Not all songs are plot relevant to the story this would otherwise tell, some are here for the vibes. Except Time Warp. Time Warp is Hyper relevant./j
Suggestions also welcome!
#outer wilds#outer wilds fanart#outer wilds spoilers#outer wilds hatchling#outer wilds self#Idk how much I like the final product but thats ok! :)#These colors gave me a whole new kind of grief.#Spotify#You guys are welcome to theorize on the plot of it#bc im not elaborating until i have more solid thoughts on it.#ROBOTGUTZZ
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"I just want to be one of you guys, I don't want to be left out. It feels really bad!" [Fei Du, imitating Lang Qiao except making it deliberate amateur-hour sajiao]
#this gave me like tertiary embarrassment#also i simply think that lwz needs to kiss this man more#or at all. and to do other things to him. like 10 episodes ago#look don't @ me i know okay BELIEVE ME I KNOW#this is not my first dangai rodeo#but i do find it interesting that the drama ITSELF is to blame#like we are contented just to have it at all period end of story#they didn't have to go this hard. no but they really didn't#fei du did not need to touch wenzhou's FUCKING SHOULDER#EIGHT (8) ENTIRE TIMES IN THAT EPISODE? EXCUSE ME?#this is all the drama's fault! because i was happy!#i had a 600k insanely plotted crime novel with prose like tolstoy's#i had you know a solid dozen let's say really good fics in english#i had some BALLER edits and lbr a MUSEUM'S worth of fanart#and now you're saying i get a dangai too? am i dead rn? did i cross the naihe bridge?#only now. NOW. now STEVEN keeps DOING these THINGS#that NO ONE ASKED FOR! no one said “hey i think you should hit on him more obviously”#meanwhile here's me all big-eyed like lang qiao fujoing out#whispering tensely to myself NOW KISS HIM#LIKE I'M FUCKING NEW HERE#when i'm old enough to be y'all granny i've BEEN here a while#i should NOT be falling for this?? at this late stage??#nonetheless lwz needs to get that man underneath him as soon as possible#and make him lose his entire mind. ideally twice and then again in the morning#and i really don't know what to do with that information#jitd spoilers#justice in the dark#fei du#pei su#zhang xincheng
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You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie
Species swap au, anyone?
Sangheili Tucker and human Junior
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb tucker#rvb junior#rvb species swap au#lavernius tucker#junior blarrgity blarg-tucker#my art#batsy art#i could NOT get this out of my head so im making it happen#i started fuckin writing for it too#and PLOT?????#im not sure why this has grabbed me as hard as it did but hoo boy#give me strength to make it functional#i also pondered an active swap concept but this is more just 'youve always been switched' instead of 'aw fuck alien temple made me an alien#which is ALSO fun#i want both#but i have solid ideas for the first one so thats the one im going with
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MGSV sketch dump. The brainrot is thriving
#mgs#metal gear solid#mgsv#mgs5#mgsvtpp#I’ve let the brainrot simmer for a couple of days and dare I say I think I love this game#I mean there are things I hated but overall an absolute banger#I’ll definitely be replaying it#one thing I think the game would’ve benefitted from is taking more time for the ending#it was too abrupt#the additional higher difficulty missions could’ve been a mode#and those episodes could’ve been used to pace the ending#I also hesitate to recommend the game cuz it really benefits from the context of previous games#and that’s a lot of game#mgs5 also covers some very heavy topics#that hit very close to reality#I might have gotten more squeamish with time but some of those things were very difficult to process#one thing I think mgs does very well is it never settles for one side or one person being the absolute hero#in this plot they may be a relatively good person#but in the next they’re the villain#but it’s never static#and it u can’t get cozy with tropes#it’s not even grey morality it’s just human nature
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Idk if someone has thought of this before but MGS2 AU where Snake hits his head during the Tanker Incident, loses his memory, and has an identity crises, hence Iroquois Pliskin.
For those two years before the Big Shell Incident, Hal has to deal with his boyfriend being all, “I’m Iroquois Pliskin, Lieutenant Junior Grade, I’m a Navy Seal.” and Hal just has to be like “That’s great dear, now let’s get you to bed…”
Seeing Solidus’ face (the near spitting image of Big Boss) and the whole “I’m Solid Snake.” thing is what jumpstarts Snake’s memories, and gives us the “NO! That is NOT Solid Snake!”
Now you might think, “If that’s the case, why didn’t Snake’s own reflection trigger his memories?” but the thing is that for all the time Snake knew Big Boss, he was much older with gray hair, so that’s why it’s Solidus’ face specifically that triggers his memories.
Hal is VERY relieved that his boyfriend is back to normal and Snake is VERY mortified by his mental conundrum.
Snake going, “Ugh… you put up with me like that for two years? How did you even manage…”
And Hal replying with a simple, “Because I love you, Dave.”
#solid snake pulls a shadow the hedgehog 2005#I love goofy amnesia plots that are just silly#like buzz lightyear becoming Spanish in Toy Story 3#I just think this whole idea is super funny#mgs#mgs au#metal gear solid#metal gear#otasune#iroquois pliskin#solid snake#snavid#hal emmerich#otacon mgs#otacon#solidus snake#george sears#mgs2 sons of liberty#mgs2#sons of liberty
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Nico's Powers and Rick way of writing them.
Honestly,I've been wainting to write this.
We all know Nico powers:
Can manipulate the shadows and travel in them (Umbra-kinesis);
Can sense someone's death and soul;
Can summon ghosts and talk to them;
Can summon skeletons that obey to his orders and fight for him;
Can use dreams to send messages;
Can unconsciously split the ground and create cracks or Underworld's openings;
Can turn someone into a ghost and make them forgot their life and ability to speak;
Can turn someone into a skeleton;
Has influence on the dead and can evade them when he has to;
Can create earthquakes (not major ones like Percy);
Technically has Geo-kinesis powers too (like Hazel);
Can summon zombies to serve him;
Can conditionate the CJ's lares speaking ability by forcing them to shut up;
Can influence the dead ones with his mood;
Death-touch;
(If I missed some feel free to add)
Other than this,you need to remember that his title as Ghost King give him some more leverage,and his sword is an uniqueness in the world that give him the ability to suck someone's soul in it.
By only this list you can tell that Nico is extremely powerful,and he is still younger than Percy,with a weak physical body (depression and ED do some wonders to you-) and wasn't never "officially trained" like him since he wasn't around camp much. But he still pulled insane acts even without being 100% ok most of the time.
Nico powers,differently from Percy and Thalia,are extremely versatile. While those two can use whatever source or form of water/lightning to fight,they can't do much outside of their fathers's domains. And then you have Nico. Nico that can use his powers to travel around the world and sending messages with a mental link,other than use them to fight. People always talks about Percy controll over all types of liquid (even poison or the Underworld's rivers),but there is still water in them,so it's normal for him to do so. Thalia can use lightnings because it's normal for her to do so since those are Zeus's main sources of power. But Nico's powers are more than just controlling the dead,he can manipulate dreams (something that only the Hypnos cabin can do if I remember correctly) and can use geo-kinesis too,even tho not as much good or frequent as Hazel (before she started to work with her mist affinity). He can do it all.
I'm not trying to pull the "Nico is more powerful than Percy" argument here,but more focusing on Nico's versatility usage of his powers. And Rick made a mistake here with him,that he realized later and tried to minimize.
You see,when you have a powerscaling system,you usually take the main character as the "default": it's from them that you start to build it so other people can understand where others characters stand,compared to the MC,on the scale. Most of the time,people want their MC to grow stronger after every fight,starting from the bottom,untill they are the most powerful character in the story. It's a format done everywhere (anime,movie,comics,fanfic,books,ecc...) and Rick Riordan also used it with Percy. And when you have as MC the "most powerful character ever" (in this case the most powerful demigod since Heracles times),you need to be careful with your side characters,especially when the author doesn't want them to outshine the MC. For this reason,most of the time,they are either weaker than them or have extremely excessive drowbacks. A good example of this is Jason: Rick introduced him to us as the roman counterpart for Percy,but made us understand that he wasn't never at Percy level of power. And when you have a "side" character as Nico,adding to the fact that he's most of the time the wild card for their victories and always know everything,you have a big problem.
Riordan made it clear that no one (for now) can surpass Percy in term of abilities. But he still went out of his way making Nico's powers more versatile than the others. Logically,he should have been stronger than Percy,especially because death cannot be stoped and it's part of everyone life,but canonically it wasn't going to happen since the MC is Percy. Riordan realized in a second moment that his powers were too much and decided to make sure Nico was always held back by something from going full out (like Jason).
Nico is the only child of the big 3 that,if he use so much of his powers,has extremely horrible drowbacks even when he shouldn't. I could understand during MoA-BoO events in HoO,he was either dying or disappearing into the shadows because of his kidnapping and Tartarus,and still had an extremely draining task to finish. But from HoO to ToA there is a big timeskip (I think 6 months or more but I'm not so sure) where he should had all the time in the world to heal and having back full controll over his powers. But he doesn't. Nico still faint after shadow-travelling,even tho after his trip with the statue he should have been stronger and not having problems for a normal trip. Which sucks,especially when Rick most of the time make him pull some jaw-dropping power-play that give you the full picture on how strong he really is.
I don't think Percy had so many downgrades with his powers,I never saw him almost fainting from controlling the waters. He get tired,yes,but that's it. Thalia has more restrictions because of her fear,but I also never saw her having so many problems after using her powers (after she went with the Hunters we never see her in general anymore). Neither did Hazel with her geo-kinesis powers (before Rick decided to make her learn mist manipulation). Jason is a whole mess because he faint every day when he gets hit by a brick,even when he isn't fighting or using his powers (Rick didn't do him justice either). It's only Nico that has so many negative effects.
And the fandom can explain it,in a canon logic,with: "He's s still young,he will have time to grow stronger." (I agree) ;"He wasn't never in a good physical condition so it's normal that he has this many negative effects." (Even dying he was still able to curse someone to literally becoming a ghost) ; "He was malnourished and depressed,since he didn't take care of himself before he still have problems,wait for him to be healthy." (Again,even in those conditions he still pulled insane stunts). But,outside of the narrative,Riordan totally nerfed him because he realized that he wrote his powers too powerful and useful compared to Percy's,and since he couldn't have his MC outshined,he made sure to slow Nico in any way possible.
In BotL and TLO there are 2 scenes that,for a long time,I thought I was the only one to ever have read them since no one talked about them.
In the end of BotL when Percy get out of the Labyrinth and went with Rachel to see the coffin,Nico created an earth barrier (or something closer to it) to help them escape form Kronos's attack. He never did that after it,and I never saw people acknowledge that scene so I legitimately thought that I was imaginating it. Which was strange since it came right after the famous "Did you just throw a blue brush in the eye of the Titan Lord?" scene,but no. It really happened and Nico did use the earth at his liking. After that Riordan decided to never bought it up and Nico never manipulated the earth in that way (he still split the ground a couple of times) again.
In TLO after Nico went to free Percy from the dungeons,they escaped the palace and went to the Styx. During their escaping Nico glared at the guards,while growing weaker and weaker with each one,and they ignored them. Again,since I never saw someone talk about it I genuinely thought I was remembering things wrong. Especially because it was part of the whole "Betrayal" plot that everyone know. But again,it wasn't the case,Rick just decided to never bring it up again. It was the only time Nico did something like that. Someone can say "Well,those are the royal guards and their boss is his dad they would never go against him." but the guards were against Nico,if he didn't do whatever the fuck he did,they were going to tell Hades about their escape. So,again,Rick realized he gave him a powerful trick and then hoped that one one would remember it after he used it one time.
All of this shows that,even if he is good at writing certain things,when it comes to others topics (like power-scaling,Tartarus's trauma and many more) he just can't write well and try to put patches on the holes,without having success. But that's for another post that I will do.
Rick lack of continuation in his work,and he needs to decide what the hell he is going to do with Nico,because the guy himself is a contradiction that needs to be solved. And if I see someone else say that he is weak because he continue to faint,I'm gonna crash out very very very bad since it's Rick's fault. Nico has grown enough in his power to stand tall and use them without having majors problems (if he abuse them,then of course he is in big troubles). He isn't anymore the 13 years old kid that was dying during a world-ending trip after days of being captive by the enemy,and Riordan needs to acknowledge it and move on from that.
#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#nico di angelo#powerfull nico di angelo#ghost king nico#character analysis#powers analysis#writing analysis#percy jackson#plot holes#writing styles#rick riordan#if riordan fuck up nico's character i'm going to hunt him down#he needs to stop making nico faint for everything and start to write him like he deserved to be#pjo fandom#fan rage#i'll crash out if I see another post on whatever platform where they say that nico is weak#HE ISN'T FOR ZEUS'S SAKE#thalia grace#hazel levesque#jason grace#big three children#og big 3 trio#nico and percy and thalia#analyzing the characters and their similarities#rick riordan needs to establish a solid pawer scaling method because it's getting messy#he also need to reread his work because there are so many things missing
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sitting down to write bc I'm actually motivated for once only to remember that I cannot fucking function in these temperatures
#i think my brain is actual melted sludge#my plot is a blur my notes barely make sense my spelling has gone out the window#it's been a solid few hours since i last had a comprehensible thought#writeblr#writing#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writing community#writer problems
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now that we're a little away from it, are people ready to admit that 814 sucked ass, too? and I'm not talking in a hindsight, seen through post-816 glasses way, no the episode always sucked. and we said that. but people were all like "wait and see!! don't judge a two parter based on one episode!" well we waited. and we saw. still sucks ass
#911.txt#there were sooo many bad things about that episode man#weak plot missing eddie terrible editing masks obliterating the acting missing eddie#didn't know who was who for a solid 15 mins missing eddie#boring episode overall terrible pacing MISSING EDDIE#and plot holes or whatever#but most importantly#missing eddie
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long sigh i miss 3rd life
#im insane about it to the point id write a script#it's such a good and solid story and i cry#this was MY minecraft movie#txt#you guys can picture it right#a movie following both martyn and grian as the plot progresses......#and they're both following eccentric men that they don't quite trust#until they eventually become so close they can't imagine being apart !
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Please read this comic it's so fucking good.
#stray dogs#stray dogs comic#rare xenofiction w#i don't wanna spoil it but man#the plot was solid and I loved the simple yet effective use of color to highlight scenes in this one
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