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Pissing and shitting and crying and cumming
4th venny shard 'only' 216 after last kc. ONE MORE.
ONE. MORE.
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MDZS Severance AU: Get me out of here.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#mdzs modern au#severence#It is imperative to this AU that outie WWX and LWJ 1) know each other and 2) dislike the each other.#Meanwhile their innies are actively misusing their allotted breaktime to kiss sloppy style.#I know that some people might feel strongly against WWX being pro-severence here but here me out:#the pitch for severance would absolutely appeal to him. Letting another version of him to the hard work? Not remembering it?#Yeah... he would be absolutely into the idea at the start. I think once he learned more about it he might shift his stance.#As much as most people like to see him as a morally upstanding guy...#...the severance procedure 100% sounds like something he would write a theoretical paper on. if not *invent*.#I'll be back later to write more thoughts. Today's comic is unfortunately brought to you by stomach acid woes.#leaning over to draw was really uncomfortable and painful and I'm not really thinking well at the moment.#Sorry today's comic is both late and sloppy.#Edit: Okay my health is getting back to par so my brain is back online.#So glad many people are on-board or agree with ‘Pro-Severance Outie WWX’. It just fits too well.#Okay LWJ analysis time. I’d put him in O+D with NHS. for the hijinks and just how their characters would function in that role.#LWJ’s innie is caught with a sense of loss and longing. Something is missing. He’s never alone but always lonely.#WWX’s Innie feels the hollowness that outie WWX denies and buries in distraction and work.#Both their outies are Constantly on the move and working. Their outies connect over a slow day.#Two people who both feel empty and see that emptiness in each other.#WWX would have been in the basement for years. LWJ is new and struggling to adjust. They ignite each other’s will to fight.#…This AU might pull another comic from me at this rate. I have a few more things to say.
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OSCAR WINS IN BAHRAINNNNNNNNNNN MY BOY IS OFFICIALLY A TITLE CONTENDER
#WAHOOOOO#A FIRST FOR MCLAREN IN BAHRAIN AS WELL#WOOOO#OSCAR CONTINUES TO HAVE A 100% POLE-TO-WIN CONVERSION RATE#AND HAS COMPLETED 3/5 OF HIS RACES EVER IN A ROW#UGH HES SO AWESOME#I LOVE MY GOAT#anyway#magpie yaps#f1#formula 1#formula one#op81#oscar piastri
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can i bring my codfather-in-hermitcraft10 au to the public . he’s middle aged in it
#.txt#listen people talk about lizzie being the one to cause all the weird water junk in hc10#but what if jimothy#especially since he didnt lose his memory or anything he’s still a fish#he’s got greys in his hair and he swears now because i think it’d be funny#he hasn’t talked to anyone at length in like 2500 years he has forgotten how to be a person#by middle aged i mean he’s around 5000 which is the fish god equivalent#of 50 in human years#because i figure he and lizzie probably age at a rate of 100 fish years = 1 human year
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I think what really sells the comic for me is Alastor's non-reaction. Honestly, if people in Hell are anything like people in the fandom (which, let's be honest, the venn diagram is a circle and I say this with love) Alastor's probably used to people brazenly flirting with him as though he couldn't bite them in half.
It doesn't faze him anymore. He doesn't even blink an eye. He is well aware of how many Radio Demon fan-clubs there are (easiest bunch of souls he's ever collected), and there is nothing they can do at this point that's going to surprise him.
#he's seen enough#he knows about the simps#and he 100% uses them to his advantage#Vee's giving him too much grief#he'll send his mob after them to trash on all the Vee products and give them a bunch of 1-Star ratings#he has them do that anyway#just for fun#Lucifer is a new one#but eh#another day in hell#asks#anon#anonymous#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon
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cant stop thinking about these back to back reviews my roommate did of mi2 and 3
#the 1 star to 5 star LMFAO#my favourite game is hearing a tom cruise movie from my room and walking into the living room and guessing#what movie it is by which frame is on the screen at that current moment#and I have a 100% win rate
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me constantly pausing bg3 just to stare with heart eyes at my own tav who i created and designed: omg what is he so pretty for 💖💖 who allowed them to look like that 💖 🥰 💖 i can't stand him 🥰 💖💖💖
#so funny that i entirely brought this upon myself#because i designed them this way just to be insanely self indulgent LMAO#me: 'okay so this game is probably gonna take me like 100 hours to beat'#'i already know i'm making an elf. so he should be a tolkien-esque prettyboy who i'd be happy to look at for that long'#me after having spent WAY more than 100 hours looking at him: Oh No#this replay of their campaign is never gonna get out of act 1 at this rate 😭#baldur's gate 3#bg3#oc: elenion silverdew
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i believe in abbi pulling world domination
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🎭 #torokatober2024 day 17/31: harmony 🎻
Breaths in sync. Hearts pounding in a rhythm as their bodies slide against each other.
The strain between Trowaʼs thighs drives his head back and he groans. Quatre leans into his neck to drink his sweat in thirsty kisses. Heʼs almost there. Almost there…
“Quatre,” he grunts, looking at him through misty eyes. “Iʼm so close…!”
“No.” Fire flashes in Quatre’s icy gaze when he grasps Trowaʼs jaw and shakes his head. “With me, Trowa. With me.”
“With you…” Trowa echoes him in hot breaths.
Their mouths meld together again, Trowa grabbing Quatre by his hips to match his motions.
find the list of prompts here!
#torokatober2024#g wing#3x4#seaofolives original#gundam wing#would you believe i nailed 100 words on the very first try with this thing????#a miracle#and bc of that I'm never editing this drabble again 😂#hopefully this is still equivalent to t+ so I won't have to raise the rating on ao3 for just one (1) drabble#but this prompt was always gonna be steamy in my head 😅
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pov: you’re wonwoo in the nana tour mafia game, facing down the rest of the survivors (who were apparently hit by apollo’s dodgeball as the game started)
+ bonus juncat from an earlier version of this doodle

#im convinced minghao and hoshi unlocked their third eyes#the fact that both minghao and hoshi predicted the three mafia members in round 1 was insane.#then again it’s SVT brand insane so.#that practice round was insane too like wtf was that 😭#seventeen are really lucky but only when it comes to mafia#50/50 on if it’s the civilians or the mafias that get the luck though.#SVT have a 100% accuracy rate in mafia but only in round 1 and they’re nerfed by their own hubris#if they all just stopped arguing so much the civilians would win every time 😭😭😭#seventeen#svt#nana tour#fanart#doodle#art#my art#the8#minghao#xu minghao#hoshi#kwon soonyoung#dk#svt dk#dokyeom#lee seokmin#juncat#wen junhui#moon junhui#no watermark or signature. i forgor.#it’s a shitty 7 min doodle why would you even steal.
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ANOTHER WIN FOR THE BLUES & SONIA’S 100% WINNING RATE IS STILL INTACT🤩🤩
#100% winning rate intact#chelsea fcw#cfcw#uwcl#uwcl 24/25#sam kerr#football#footy#soccer#womens football#womens soccer#blueisthecolour#up the chels#blues#ktbffh#theprideoflondon#chelsea fcw vs fc twente#woso#woso community#woso appreciation#woso soccer#uefa champions league#women’s champions league#chelsea women#stamford bridge#top of the group#6-1 win#chelsea wfc#chelsea#sonia bompastor
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not an rpfer or a truther i don't think in real life MS and DT would ever fuck because they have wives and kids and so on and they're heterosexual. but i think there's a parallel universe where they do fuck, but they don't act together in this one. either one or the other
I really do not think they’re fucking but I’ve known theatre people who are just a little in love with their cast mates and not 100% straight and if I had to guess I’d guess that’s what’s happening here. There are many such cases
#I don’t really care to speculate about their sexuality but I gotta say I have 100% success rate in clocking people irl#and if I had to casually guess about those two I would put neither at a pure kinsey 1
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?????????????????
#oh it might finally be finished for real this time#remember when i said it was finished like 2 years ago and it's held on all this time#i think this one is. worse#my pictures wont even load. **they're saved locally** 😭#it says 1% now btw. it booted up at 100%#good! this is fine#i wonder what the battery physically looks like jdhkfh#my screen's gonna start bulging at this rate-#chat
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karlie’s got me window shopping at hyperfixations i had firmly tucked away but ive snapped back into place and it’s got me pining for a sugar mama


eighty macarons twelve financiers in three flavors a marie antoinette cake and two different rolled langue de chat cakes for a hundred thousand yen, oh to be obscenely rich…
#640 bucks with the exchange rate tho!#these days i feel spoiled for having spent my twenties with a 1:100 exchange rate 🥲
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miss pauling autism is something that can be so personal
#“can you rate your amusement on a scale of 1-100” in one of her voicelines. insane#her spinterest is hiding the evidence#ferret rambles
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my latest affectionate gripe about fanfiction/media portrayals of biology: holy GOD does the average person not really get how prevalent a complication/disease has to be to be Seriously concerning??? which is fair probability is hard but like. if a healthcare professional says there’s a 50% chance for life threatening complications and/or death, they should be extremely concerned when they say it!!!! you wanna know other things that have a ~50% mortality rate??? TETANUS. SEPTIC SHOCK. if they’re trying to calm people down after mentioning the possibility of deadly complications, they are Not going to start with ‘not more than 50 percent likely!’ GIRL THATS SO FUCKING HIGH OH MY GOD.
#that’s the type of mortality rate my pathophys professor mentions to scare us!!!!#like…. I just need you to remember 1% is 1 in a 100. that’s the kind of prevalence where most people know somebody with that disease.#(if we’re talking out of a whole population. to be clear)#obviously not that serious!!! your fic will be good regardless and most people won’t even notice!!!! but it always makes me double take LMAO
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