#the recents got me thinking... 🚬

[bellesaisonn]

i light the fire

is this even long enough to be considered a fic? idk but it's about alex being your friend's hot dad

chapter one | series masterlist

contents: age gap (reader is around 19 and he's 38), dad!alex, blowjob, cockwarming

word count: 1.1k

You're spending a few summer days at your best friend's place. Sun, quiet, the pool. Exactly, what you needed after a grueling semester at uni.

What you didn't expect was him.

Her dad.

At first, you barely notice his eyes on you. But slowly, it starts. The glances that linger a beat too long. The way his head turns slightly when you walk by in your tiny bikini, book in hand. He’s always by the pool now, stretched out in a lounge chair with his sunglasses on and a book he never seems to be reading.

You can’t see his eyes, but you feel the heat of his gaze on you.

You notice how the pool is suddenly always clean, the water just right. “Gotta make sure you enjoy it,” he says with a knowing smile.

Sometimes, he asks you to help him with sunscreen. “I burn easy,” he says, shrugging off his shirt like it’s nothing. You pretend it is too, dutifully applying sunscreen to his back, his arms, his chest... your knuckles graze the cool metal of his chain, and the contrast of chilled gold against his warm skin sends a shiver down your spine.

After, he always offers to return the favor.

So you stretch out on your stomach, heart racing, letting his strong hands glide along your body. The only thing keeping him apart from you is the tiny fabric of your bikini bottoms.

His touch is careful, thorough. He doesn't miss a spot. It feels more like a massage than sunscreen application, but you don't mind. You love the feel of his hands sliding up your thighs. His fingertips are rough, calloused from years of gripping guitar strings. You feel the texture of them, the contrast against your soft skin, and you find yourself holding your breath.

The sauna’s always ready now, too. He stands in the doorway, eyes drifting over you as you step inside, towel barely holding on, skin flushed from the heat.

“It’s good for the muscles,” he mutters, but his gaze tells you something else. You can feel it, the way he looks at you like he wants to devour you, lingering on your damp skin, your disheveled hair.

Later, he offers to teach you how to play tennis. He’s behind you, his hand firm on your waist, adjusting your form. His breath is hot in your ear. “Call me Alex,” he murmurs, voice low. You feel the shape of him hot against your back, you try to ignore it, but you can feel your underwear get slick with your own arousal.

Still you don't act on it.

Your friend notices it too. "He's not usually around this much," she says, the tone of surprise in her voice. "It's weird. I'm used to him being gone more often. But this summer..."

You try not to think about it. But it's impossible to ignore.

He starts showing up everywhere.

Mornings, he's already in the kitchen when you come down. Shirtless, making coffee, acting casual. He always pours you a cup without asking.

"You sleep okay?" he asks, eyes flicking to your legs.

You say yes. Try to act normal. But the air between you feels charged, like something waiting to spark.

Most nights, he sits outside by the patio, smoking. He asks if you'll keep him company. Hands you a drink. The ice clinks. His hand brush yours when you take it.

The tension builds quietly. No one says it. No one moves. But it's there.

Later that week, you head downstairs for water and on your way back, you notice a faint light coming from the living room.

Alex is there, sitting at his piano, notebook open. The only light in the room is from a tiny lampshade.

He doesn't startle when he sees you. Just lifts his gaze and says, "Can't sleep either?"

You nod and you can feel his eyes roaming over your body. You're wearing a tiny sheer dress, and you're sure he can see your nipples.

"Had this idea for a song stuck in my head for days," he murmurs.

You step closer, voice teasing. "That sounds awful. Wish I could help..."

He watches you approach, gaze fixed. He turns fully toward you on the bench, legs parted slightly. You stop between his legs. His hand slides up your thigh.

He tilts his head, voice low. "You already are."

You place a hand on his shoulder. He's solid, tense. His other hand moves, slow and sure, tracing the edge of your dress where it meets your thigh.

"You should go back to bed," he murmurs.

"Should I?" you whisper, leaning in, your lips just inches from his.

Then he's kissing you, mouth open and hungry, tasting like cigarettes and something uniquely him. You gasp into him as his tongue slides against yours, hot and demanding.

You climb into his lap, straddling him, feeling the way his muscles tense beneath you.

But he pulls back with a shake of his head, "No, no... I'm working, love."

You frown, unsure. "But you kissed me."

He glances down, and you follow his gaze. He's hard, straining against his sweatpants. "I want you to warm me up."

You don't wait for him to say more.

Sliding down off his lap, you kneel between his legs. His eyes follow you, watching with a kind of quiet hunger as you hook your fingers under the waistband and ease his cock free. You breathe him in, and his scent is heady.

His hand rests at the back of your neck, silently urging you to take him in. You lean forward wrapping your tougue around the head of his cock and sucking lightly.

"This is gonna be too distracting," he mutters.

"Sorry," you murmur, pulling back slightly to glance up at him through your lashes, feigning innocence.

You lower your head again, this time taking him in deeper. Inch by slow inch, until your lips are flush with the base and your throat tightens around him. You breathe through your nose, fighting the urge to gag, trying to stay quiet so you don't wake anyone.

"Fuck," he whispers. "Just like that."

His praise washes over you like warmth. Your thighs squeeze together instinctively, aching. But this isn't about you, it's about helping him work. So you keep going.

He shifts slightly, fingers brushing over the keys, scribbling something in the notebook with his free hand.

Once in a while he reaches down, pets your hair and tells you how good you're making him feel, how much he likes having your pretty little lips wrapped around his cock.

You moan softly in response, and his breath hitches.

He shifts just slightly, cock twitching inside your mouth, reminding you he's still hard, still aching.

But he's focused. And you stay quiet. Warm. Wrapped around him.

You close your eyes and stay where you are.

Just full of him.

Exactly where he wants you.

[melanchoire]

Recent Yujin got me thinkng of rockstar!yujin with a girlfriend who's a ballerina and usually visits yujin while she's practicing. Imagine reader coming after a tiring day of ballet practice and is just so needy, but yujin was busy practicing. So when yujin gets fed up, she just pulls reader down on her lap and fingers her while still practicing🥴

rockstar ahn yujin 🚬 i haven’t heard that since 2023 when she had THAT look during baddie promotions (yujin with an eyebrow piercing will always have a place in my heart.)

cw: fingering.

rockstar yujin having the cutest girlfriend in the world 🥺 she definitely feels proud to have a princess as her babe and shows it by having a big smile planted on her face every time she sees you, getting out of that cool rockstar facade and being the silly yujinnie you love so much <3

but how bad is it when your two practices make seeing each other complicated :( your dance practices at the academy making you tired to the bone and many times not being able to see her due to the pain in your body caused by the endless rehearsals or sometimes you have to stay late at dance school due to practices for upcoming competitions or presentations 😮‍💨 yujin complements you on this because she too often has to get stuck in her own torturous schedules, spending hours and hours in the recording studio practicing with instruments and her band or something more relaxed like thinking of ideas and composing songs for upcoming albums — whatever the option, it’s frustrating how much it sometimes costs to be able to spend quality time!

one day, finishing a dance practice where your teacher seemed to be a bitch annoying you because she was bothering you all afternoon and your dance classmates seemed to be even more idiotic than usual just to piss you off ñ, you just wanted to get to the studio where your girlfriend was as quickly as possible and relax for a while, but that didn’t seem to be the case today! because yujin was busier than ever 🥺

she doesn’t even flinch when you lean forward behind the chair where she was sitting and you begin to leave a trail of kisses along the curve of her neck??? a simple “hi baby.” comes out of her lips but that is not enough of an answer for you! not when you’ve been longing for quality time with your girlfriend all day and she only seems interested in her stupid guitar...

the moment yujin gets tired of you being so annoyingly clingy and not letting her concentrate that is when she decides to take matters into her own hands! or rather, teach you a lesson so you stop being so fucking annoying 😊 she would pretend to be willing to leave her work for the rest of the night, sweetly calling you to sit on her lap, kissing you and talking to you about your day... until the moment where the action arrives and that is when she finally decides to act! making you ride her fingers and refusing to give you attention 🥰 ugh yujin is an idiot because she pays all her attention to her guitar and adjusting the strings instead of paying attention to the cute girl who is riding the fingers of her other hand! she doesn’t even seem to mind the amount of slick that drips from your pussy and runs down her fingers to her knuckles and little by little they seem to begin to run slowly down her wrist 😵‍💫 she also doesn’t seem to mind when you have to move her hand yourself to guide her thumb to your clit and get her to start rubbing it! yujin seems to just want to focus on her guitar and it’s going to last for a long time...

[cemeterydove]

ᯓ✮٠ ࣪⭑CG! Sevika from Arcane!!!

Recently started watching Arcane for the art style and the animation cuz i though it look so cool and I wanted to study it ofc! But then I saw her and I was like "DAYMMMMMM I WANT HER NOW!!!!!" But this isn't the place for me to simp over her.... unfortunately....

She doesn't really have that many agere headcanons sooooo I thought i could write sm! Too me she's so mama/papa coded! Not only is she my f/o but she's my cg!!!

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🚬: she tries not to drink, smoke, or anything like that around you.

🦾: mama bear mode at full max whenever she's around you! No one can ever hurt her littles!!!

🐻: always has you around her. Doesn't matter the situation, she needs to keep an eye on you 24/7. The under city is a very dangerous place to be at but with her by your side, it's a much safer place.

💢: doesn't really trust anyone to take care of you or babysit you. Not even Jinx... and if anyone suggests to babysit you she'd say no with the most meanest look.

🥃: she's okay with you calling her "mama", "mama bear", "mommy", "papa", "daddy", "big boss"/"boss" or "sir"

🍒: "please sit still, mama bear needs to fix you up okay my little fighter. Can you do that?" She says as she cleans off and patches up your busted knees.

🤎: is more relaxed and calm around you! Like you can just put her at ease! Like, she softens up to you more. Her kiddo is the only one who has seen her be like this.

💥: SPECIAL TREATMENT!!!! ALL!!! THE!!! TIME!!! what? She can never say no that that little face! Even if she's too stubborn.

🍻: loves to listen to you babel. "Oh yeah? Tell me about it sweetheart. Wow, you sure have a lot to say don't you!" She says enthusiastically.

🧸: big cuddler! You're just always in her arms and in her lap non stop!

♠️: occasionally she'll allow you to put stickers on her mechanical arm if no one's around.... if anyone questioned why she got stickers on her mechanical arm she'd make sure that would be the last day that they'd questioned that.

🎰: if you have long hair she'd brush it and put it into different styles. Braids, buns, pony tails, pig tails, hair clips, hair glitter, anything really! If you have a certain type of hair texture she'd learn now to style it... but the downside is that she'd do it like once in a while cuz she's so busy.

💜: would call you "pumpkin", "sweetheart", "darling", "little fighter", "sweet cheeks", "little cub", "kid", and "kiddo"

💫: even though she hates this but, she lets you hold her hand but not around Silco tho... she hates that even more...

🃏: is good with all types of littles! Even the fussy ones but she will show her frustration. She doesn't mean it tho...

🔧: if you so happen to have a nightmare or any she'd lay besides you and tell you about old stories about her and read you bedtime stories. Just don't get too creeped out!

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WJDIWKWN I TRIED THINKING ABOUT STUFF THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE!!! ALSO!!! Sadly i have no art or anything but I do have in mind writing a agere fic of sevika with a little reader cuz there's literally nothing... like don't get me wrong, there's a lot of $mut of her and that's fine but I wanna read something where she's all sweet and soft to the reader!!!! >:(

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

Hi! Spencer Reid x reader where reader is kind of panicking because she’s worried Spencer will get tired of her and find someone that’s more like him personality wise? But then Spence reassures her that he loves her and only her? 🎀🚬🤍🤎

fem bimbo!plus size reader, wc: 589.

۶ৎ a/n .ᐟ | no i am not going to let bimbo reader sleep, but also i've been posting so much aaron recently, which is funny because i've been so obsessed with spencer recently. thank you for your request!

cw! angst :(

“I guess opposites really do attract huh?”

It was just a joke. A harmless, well meaning joke that completely spun your world off of its axis.

You were aware of the differences between you and your boyfriend, but you never felt bad about it, nor did he ever make you think that you weren't good enough for him. You would have liked to think that your differences was what made Spencer fall in love with you; but now you’re not too sure.

Yeah, sure, you needed help with understanding certain things, and your processing was a bit slower than others, but that didn’t make you stupid or annoying… right? 

What if you talked too much? What about that time that you kept interrupting Spencer while he was reading? Did you irritate him? Did he think about breaking up with you? You’d never had thoughts like these before because you never had a reason to. You always felt secure in your relationship with Spencer, like you were his equal. 

Spencer wasn’t used to your silence, it was unusual and quite frankly it raised the red flags in his mind. He was so used to your rambling about anything and everything that the quietness of his apartment was making him itch. 

“Sweetheart?” He called out softly.

It was almost as if his words scared you, your body jumping at the sound of him breaking the serene atmosphere of his almost dark academia-esque apartment. 

“Yes?” Your voice was hushed and meek and Spencer absolutely hated it.

He set his book down on the side table where he uncurled his legs and patted the spot on the couch next to him. “C’mere.” You looked almost hesitant to move, but nonetheless you got up and sat down. 

He grabbed your hand and held it firmly, but you didn’t make any effort to hold it back. It made Spencer nervous; did he do something?

“Sweetheart,” He reiterated. “Is something wrong?”

“Am I too much?” Your panic was quick to build. “What do you mean?” Spencer’s brows were furrowed inquisitively. “Like - like do I talk a lot? Or - or are my clothes too colorful? Do I ask too many questions?” Your speech fired out rapidly, almost as if you didn’t say what you wanted to know you may never do.

“Hey, hey, hey… no, no, stop.” Spencer was quick to shush you, opting to hold your face instead of your hand. “Did someone tell you that?” You shook your head, “No, yes? I don’t know. It - it was just because of that stupid joke Morgan had made.”

Ah, he remembers now.

“The one about opposites attracting?” You nod feebly. “And it got me thinking… what if I’m - what if I’m not a good match for you? You might want someone that’s similar to you,  one that knows how to play chess and understands all those super cool facts you know.” 

“Honey,” Spencer interrupts with a light laugh. “No.”

He wasn’t laughing at you, he was laughing at the sheer fact that he couldn’t imagine ever wanting someone else.

“I want you. I’ve only ever wanted you. I - I do admit that we are different, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I like that you aren’t like me. It’s comforting, and I just… I just love everything about you. I love you.”

“You promise?” You asked wetly with a pout. His lithe thumbs swipe at the tears trickling down your cheeks as he nodded, “Of course.”

“I love you too, Spencie.” 

There you were. His girl.

© ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused .ᐟ

[stormyelliotwritez]

fic where ftm reader is logan’s gay (re)awakening when he sees r in his 2000 pickup truck blasting old rock in his flannel and jeans and logan just heart eyes and needs to be with this man Immediately.

(i say reawakening bc lets be real hes like 200 he mightve already realized hes a 🚬 before but needed like. a reminder)

AAAAAAHHHHHH literally my fav trope ever - i did a similar one to this btw called logan and his hot guy friend - also i made reader a handyman type guy coz funsies

He may be a bit ooc but i ain’t sure

i need to get more photos coz i keep reusing them

Old rock and a 2000’s pickup truck? 😍

It had been a long long day and Logan was walking home from the job he’d gotten after all that multiverse shit when a 2000’s pickup truck parked at the lights. He walked up next to it and raised an eyebrow as he heard the music. It was old rock or dad rock as Wade would say. He walked past the window and saw you. You were wearing a red flannel and faded blue jeans. He’d almost forgotten what it was like to like a guy.

He wandered home in a daze, only thinking about you in that pick up truck. Wade asked him if something was wrong and he couldn’t even answer. He just mumbled a no and then grabbed a beer. You looked so good in that flannel. He only saw you for a moment but you were his type alright.

A few days later, he took the same route home, hoping he’d see you and he did. You were parked this time with tools in the backseat. Against his better judgement, he walked up to your window and tapped on it. And against your better judgement, you rolled the window down and smiled at him.

“Your truck is a beauty,” he said with a smile.

“Thanks, I fixed her up myself,” you said back before patting the dashboard lovingly.

Logan took a glance at the tools in the back of your truck and chuckled to himself. “You a handyman?”

You nodded. “Guilty as charged. You needing something fixed?”

He chuckled. “Well now that I think of it, we’ve had a dodgy tap recently, my roommate and I.”

You chuckled and nodded. “I could drop by and see if it’s an easy fix?”

“Yeah, that’d be great, bub. We just live in the top apartment at the building with the blue door just over there so feel free to drop by whenever.”

You nodded and smiled again. “Well I gotta be off. I’ll drop by tomorrow.”

Logan smiled and waved as you drove off. He pumped his fist in the air, mimicking Wade, and grinned. Hell yeah, he was gonna get to see you again.

He walked back to the apartment and this time, he grabbed a beer and joined Wade on the couch. “You gotta skedaddle tomorrow so go work or something,” was all he said to Wade before the soccer game started.

The next day, Logan stayed home and made sure Wade was out the door by 8. The clock struck 10 and you knocked on the door like well… clockwork. He quickly opened the door and let you in.

“Hey, you’re here,” he smiled, “wasn’t sure if you’d turn up.”

You smiled and held up your bag. “Well I like getting paid.”

“And I like getting my tap fixed.”

You got to work and soon enough, you’d found the problem. You fixed it and when you stood up, Logan was standing in the doorway. He had a grin on his face and a beer in each hand. You hadn’t noticed how hot he was before but now he was standing there, wearing a white singlet and a brown flannel and looking super duper hot.

“That for me?”

He nodded and handed it over. “For a job well done, bub. And I’ll pay you as well of course.”

The two of you sat down and both had a beer. A bit after Logan finished his, he grabbed the money and handed it over. You stood up and contemplated leaving before turning back to him and chuckling awkwardly.

“You seeing anyone?”

Logan smiled and shook his head. “Thought you’d never ask, bub.”

You sat back down and leaned towards him, a smile on your lips. “Would you want to be seeing someone?”

“Is that someone you because I would love to be seeing you,” he said with a smirk as he leaned towards you.

When you leaned backwards and stretched, your shirt rode up and he saw your binder. He nodded to himself and leaned in a bit closer. “Haven’t dated a guy in a while so you wanna break me in again? We could listen to some rock?”

You chuckled and licked your lips before standing up and pulling your chair to next to him. You sat back down and shamelessly grabbed ahold of his hand and ran your fingers over it. “Absolutely, handsome.”

[buckys-dyson-hair-dryer]

I usually hate to make rant posts but I have to because I've been reminded why I dipped from the MCU fandom.

I dipped 2/3 years ago but recently came back because a moot was making Sambucky posts.

I've only been back for about a week and the way Sam gets treated is still dog shit. I'd normally be able to cope (I was there during TFATWS🚬🫩) but what inspired this post is videos I got on my YouTube and tiktok.

What the FUCK do you mean you think John Walker is a more interesting character than Sam????

What do you fucking MEAN John didn't kill an innocent man??? I saw someone say he did it because Nico killed Lemar. ARE YOU KIDDING ME????!!! And it's not just one person. It's multiple comments and posts I've seen

Your memory cannot be that bad.

What do you mean you think John is more interesting than Sam because we saw some of Johns issues with his family in TBolts???? HUH

Sarah, AJ, and Cass are obviously a hallucination then. Sam and his family was my favourite part of TFATWS?!

Look. If you like Walker, cool. My issue is people who are trying to rewrite history and pretend he did no wrong.

You can like a character that's a dick. You can even say why you find him interesting. I have no issue with that.

My issue is when people start trying to drag Sam's name through the mud and trying to compare them.

Good god. I liked Thunderbolts but some of you guys are so fucking awful to Sam. 🚬🫩

[hymnoeides]

After your long hiatus how long did it take you to start seeing progress?

Ouuu it’s a bit hard to say bc I def have up and down days in my art. Very apparent when I thought it was a good idea to make a daily doodle account so it kinda fluctuated 😔. I forced out art when I was struggling and it was a bad time for me…. Looking at old art vs new art tho, you def could see improvements…

Enstars jumpscare (if you know my main from this post, shhh☝️/lh), but as an example here’s two Kohaku I did like around… 8 months apart? One from around when I just got out of hiatus and the second one still was from 9 months ago and highly experimental and I lowkey miss painting like that (I should again…), but you can see how I became more bold with color (actually used color) and my anatomy improved and stuff!!

And even with more recent art I am still working on my style and stuff!! I think! My first and latest hsr art…:

I miss my older messier styles ngl but huff huff I got a better grasp of many things that I can’t be too upset about… hopefully I cook more rendered scenes in the future here, but you’re stuck with flats and sketches now BWAH 🚬

[danothan]

how about hc + 🚬 for barry?

[ask game]

🚬: headcanon about a bad habit

most of the bad habits that come to mind are just adhd things:

- having to write notes for himself (or someone else having to write a note for him) bc he’s so forgetful

- terrible posture, either thru the hyperfocus slouch or thr inability to sit still

- fidgeting/stimming/vibrating Very Obviously. one stim i’m esp partial to is that he creates flickers of lightning when he shakes/flaps his hands. gimme that speedster audhd combo

but i’m assuming this prompt is more abt vices, and barry’s got plenty of those too:

- overworking himself is a given, probably the worst of any of his habits. he will make no moves to change this

- doomscrolling as i’ve recently discovered 😭💔 barry sums it up best himself: “to me, social media is a danger, a real risk. see, you know all that content you can’t even begin to skim…? i can, and sometimes i do. … it’s a dangerous rabbit hole for me. even with all this raw data, i’m afraid i’ll miss something, somehow.”

- emotional eating but i’m not sure if that’s out of the emotions, or if the emotions work him up sm that he needs to refuel even more than usual. probably some combo of both. most ppl that don’t know abt his accelerated metabolism probably already think he emotional eats, and those that do know probably can’t tell the difference anyway unless they’re close

and bc more things keep piling onto the list, i’ll throw in some miscellaneous habits:

- barry is such a gossip without incriminating himself, an enabler that keeps his hands clean. he’s a great listener to dish out too, and he’ll keep track of who does what for the next hot goss sesh, but he’s much better at playing the passive aggressive game than actively contributing rumors or damning statements. you know that one tiktok audio that’s like “is she the one that’s so fucking annoying and never shuts the fuck up.” / “well i wouldn’t say that, but if i had to say that abt someone, i would say it abt her”? that’s barry. the worst type of social introvert (tho i’ll also add that if he actually were to say smth abt someone behind their back, it’s usually bc he needs to vent/process his thoughts)

- semi-related to that, barry is easy to read, which is made worse by the fact that he’s also analytical/opinionated. it’s so obvious when he wants to say smth but doesn’t. it’s not that he can’t school his opinions, but when he’s deep in thought or has a lot of input, he has a bad habit of letting it show on his face

- accidentally speedtalking when he gets caught up in a topic. also saying things without thinking (“sorry, it just came out!”). also talking to himself. the guy’s a yapper

- i read a fic once that barry always brushes his teeth before he eats breakfast instead of after, which i don’t think is particularly abnormal or unique, but i think abt that every time i brush my teeth before breakfast, so i’m adding it to this list

there’s probably a ton of canon ones i’m missing, and even more hcs i forgot or haven’t considered yet, but w the list looking how it does, i think barry’s had enough 😭

[dearest-painter]

hi!! I’m the Valentino daughter anon, this is getting really long to type so it’s gonna be 🚬🎀 because I’m lazy.

what about The reader trying to get her dad to like her when she still lived with him by trying to be like him? Kinda like that one scene from bojack horseman where Bojack tries to smoke his mom’s cigarette and the scene ends with Beatrice saying “I’m punishing you for being alive” because angst has been in my head recently and I don’t know why.

anywho, thank you for not thinking my idea is annoying or weird, and also thank you for not being annoyed with my spamming because my info dumping has been nonstop<3333

PLEASE KEEP SPANMING ME VAL DAUGHTER ANON! PLEASE! I LOBE BEING SPAMMED!!!! DONT STOP >:[

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship, Valentino’s BITCH ass, no real yandere behavior but still Yandere AU, tell me if I need to add more

Summary: You had a dream again…it had Valentino…it’s been like this for weeks

You knew this was a dream…because this took place in the past. You sighed. This one reoccurred so often that you just go through it to make it stop. Getting up from the spot you where sitting in you grabbed the drawing as you walked down the hall. It always seemed so long when walking. You looked down at the drawing. It was a scribble of you and Valentino smiling, but not holding hands. You were beside him and holding a bucket that said ‘Tips for dad’ and Valentino was smiling as he held money in his hands.

He always seemed so happy when he had money…or anything or anyone else around him yet he seemed disinterested whenever you were around. You remember wishing to someone that he would finally love you for once. You wanted it so deeply. Before your mama and dad came around, you begged for Valentino’s love. A little part of you still does.

You finally reached the door. ‘Valentino’s office’ You sighed as you knocked on the door then meekly said. “Dad…it’s me…can I come in?” You waited…and waited until you heard a groan. That always meant yes so you entered, with your head down staring at the drawing. You didn’t wanna risk seeing one of Angel Dust’s coworkers in there, while they were pretty and cared for you..you didn’t wanna risk seeing them in their most vulnerable time..you know that whenever a worker enters here their vulnerable.

“Here you go dad” You softly said as you put the drawing on his desk. You could hear him snatching it. “Do you like it?” You softly asked. You heard him mumble something under his breath. If you were to look up you’d see him shaking his head and rolling his eyes. “Yeah sure” he said in an annoyed tone. You knew he hated it but that little part of you felt happy that he said he liked it. “Now I got work to do. Go play with those toys” he said as he waved his hand. “Can…can I hangout with Angel Dust?” You softly asked.

He thought about it then shrugged as he pushed you out his office. “Sure, I don’t care. I’m busy so don’t bother me okay sweetie?” He said in an annoyed tone. He hates calling you that. But you were happy, you got some love from him. Smiling widely you headed towards Angel Dust, this was always your favorite part of your dream. Going to play with mama.

[myrandomscribbles]

My Own Timeline of How I Watch Christmas Movies

Short disclaimer before we begin: I meant to post this before Christmas, but I am a busy elf so here we are.

Every time the holiday season starts creeping in, people tend to be more busy and barely in one place. There's always so much stuff to finish, so many things to buy; your to-do and gift lists are endless. (Personally, on most days during the holidays I feel like Joe Pesci in the gif below.) I mean, there's barely time to watch movies in between all of that chaos, right? Wait lol did I just describe my usual holiday scenario? Aha, but that's just the irony - me, have no time for movies? I don't think so!

So because I am a nerd, I'd like to share with you the holiday movies I either A) must watch during the holidays, B) would recommend watching during the holidays or C) both. But here's the catch (& here's how I'm a nerd too) - there's a specific point during the season when it's the perfect time to watch said movie. You'll see what I mean.

Again, we've established that Christmas is one of, if not the busiest time of the year. Ain't nobody got time to watch a list of holiday movies, let alone in a chronological manner! But in case you do, here’s how I’d likely watch them:

First to second week of December:

You’ve Got Mail (1998)

Actually, I normally rewatch this towards the end of November because it still has more of a fall vibe (and that’s what it’s more known for). But since it actually goes through the seasons as Kathleen and Joe’s relationship progresses from haters to lovers, we can consider watching it during the early days of December too. One of the most crucial scenes also happens during the winter anyway!

The Holdovers (2023)

I’ve grown to love this film so much because of the warm fuzzy feeling despite the entire story taking place during the winter. Even if the most important scenes take place at exactly Christmas Day, the film starts as the students are about to take their holiday break. That’s why it feels wrong to watch this before December 1st, but also feels wrong to not watch it on December 1st, does that make sense?! LOL

Anastasia (1997)

This one’s a no-brainer. It’s technically not even a Christmas movie, the first half just takes place in a magical winter wonderland Russia. But I mean, “Once Upon A December” - need I say more? That song, though haunting, along with the beautiful animation just screams pure magic. To this day I can never accept that this does not have an Oscar in animation.

Bonus: any of Netflix or Hallmark’s [trashy] Christmas romcoms

In recent years, I’m trying to understand why Netflix keeps releasing Christmas romcoms with plots that make you go ✨what the hell sure ✨🚬 but here we are! LOL that said, this is a good time to watch those - the most notable ones are The Princess Switch & A Christmas Prince trilogies, both of which for some reason are part of the same universe. I don’t understand it, but again, here we are! There’s a lot more in Netflix’s catalogue; don’t even get me started with Hallmark (and its posters!)

Week before Christmas:

The Holiday (2006)

Also known as Jude Law Flirtation Season, this Christmas classic is rewatchable over and over again because of its charm. We all wanted to be Cameron Diaz at one point, be for real. And since her character and Kate Winslet’s goes on their holiday switch literally the week before Christmas, isn’t it just fitting to watch it around that time too? It’s the closest we have to flirting with Jude Law!

Last Christmas (2019)

I remember watching this in cinemas when it came out, and we all thought it was going to be another fun Christmas romcom. Boy was I wrong. The lady beside me in the theater shared the same sentiments it was so funny lol. But most of the film takes place on the days leading up to Christmas Eve, where the most important scene happens. And let me tell you, not a dry eye in that theater. Not a dry eye.

Happiest Season (2020)

I love this underrated romcom. I honestly think more people should watch it because it’s so wholesome and heart-tugging. Though to be honest, I’m with the majority on saying that Kristen Stewart’s character should have ended up with Aubrey Plaza’s characters. Nevertheless, since the plot takes place on the days leading up to Christmas when Mackenzie Davis brings home Kristen Stewart for Christmas Eve, it’s only fitting to rewatch it on the same time!

Christmas Eve:

Home Alone (1990)

This is not only a Christmas classic for everyone but it’s an automatic rewatch at my house during Christmas Eve. I can’t not go through the 24th without putting this on, even if it’s just in the background while I wrap my gifts! I may be playing it in the background but it doesn’t mean I’m not paying attention though - especially when the Christmas soundtrack comes on? Absolute banger.

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)

Obviously, if you’ve started with the first one, then continue with the second one! In my opinion, Home Alone is one of the rare film-duo that are both hits and neither are misses. Though some believe the sequel is funnier, I think both are equally hilarious and heartwarming. Christmas Eve is not complete for me without marathoning Home Alone 1 & 2 for sure; that’s a package deal in this household!

Love Actually (2003)

Another absolute must on Christmas Eve for me is this classic (and now somehow criticized) romcom. I realize now that yes there are many problematic parts of it, but the whole Christmas vibe is undefeated. I would watch this on either the days leading up to the 24th or on the day itself - while, again, wrapping presents. No matter what people think of it now, I’m still gonna rewatch this every year.

Christmas Day:

Little Women (2019)

Usually for most families, Christmas Day is full of reunions and get-togethers. For me however, we don’t really do that stuff a lot, so I spend the day mostly watching, guess what, more Christmas films! And on the morning of Christmas Day, I first put on Greta Gerwig’s version of the March sisters’ story - mainly because of Jo saying “Merry Christmas, world” when she wakes up in the morning. I just adore this film so much, I could write more about it but probably another time!

Little Women (1994)

My second favorite adaption is the 1994 Winona Ryder classic, primarily because the Christmas theme is just all over the film. Like the 2019 version, it’s such a warm hug, but with a more classic vibe since it was released in the 90s. I actually love how this was released on my birth year!

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

I recently just watched this for the first time, and wow it’s incredibly moving. To say that it truly is a masterpiece is an understatement; I think it’s one of the most beautiful films ever. Though the climax of the film happens on Christmas Eve, the spirit of giving and community in the ending scene is just so heartwarming that you forget it’s only the eve of Christmas. But contrary to the films I watch on the 24th when I’m mostly busy with presents & cooking, this is one of those films that can’t be in the background.

In between Christmas and New Year:

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

To many people, including myself, this is a fall movie. And I agree. But, alongside You’ve Got Mail (1998), it’s part of the “Meg Ryan spends the holidays in New York” cinematic universe, aka gotta be one of my favorite genders! LOL but the reason why this is best watched after Christmas and before New Year is because the height of the film begins around that time, all leading up to the beautiful ending of Harry and Sally getting together on New Year’s Eve.

While You Were Sleeping (1995)

I also just recently watched this and it can technically be a Christmas Eve movie because they actually show the family celebrating (and it's when Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman first meet!), but the rest of the hilarious events take place after. This is going to be a regular holiday classic for me as well moving forward because of its simple charm, the beauty of Chicago during the holidays, and Sandra Bullock's gorgeous face card.

Serendipity (2001)

This is one of the more underrated ones in my opinion. I absolutely adore Kate Beckinsale in this one - how on earth can someone be that beautiful?! I understand John Cusack lol. But like the previous romcoms above, we briefly go through Christmas but everything happens after, however still during winter. Every time I rewatch this I just want to teleport to New York during the period between Christmas and New Year and just ice skate in Central Park.

New Year’s Eve:

Silver Skates (2020)

I cannot stress this enough: I love this film! An original all-Russian production, it was one of the hidden gems I discovered on Netflix the holiday season following the pandemic. It's absolutely beautiful! It's your typical poor-guy-falls-for-rich-girl plot, but set against the snowy & magical backdrop of Russia at the turn of the 20th century. I always recommend this to people when they are looking for holiday films or period films; this is a bonus because it's both! (Not to mention the main cast is absolutely good-looking)

New Year’s Eve (2011)

Also known as the New Year's version of Love Actually's Christmas, this is another no-brainer. Who doesn't love a good romcom with a stacked cast with characters' stories who intertwine on a holiday? And personally - don't judge me for this if you're American & reading this - I would also like to experience the ball drop on December 31st. There's just something special about being a part of a public crowd on New Year's Eve versus just staying at home with just family. Maybe it depends on each one's traditions but all the same, 12 midnight is what we are all waiting for!

This is obviously a personal and subjective list; there are still loads of Christmas films & classics that are not on it. But make do what you will with this one! This is a free world where we can enjoy these movies whenever we want and at our own pace :)

[evendimmer]

Okey, second try....let's see

🪵You love the smell of wood fire

🚬You hate the smell of cigarettes but find it sexy on MILFs

☕You want to drink dark coffee but it's too bitter

🪮You love braids but don't know how to do it

🏃🏻‍♀️You got chased by an animal (maybe wild) once

🏃🏻‍♀️💨You can run very fast if you try it

🪜You are scared of heights

🍨 You love vanilla ice cream

🥺You want to dress tomboyish to attract the ladies but don't know how to

🤠 You have a hat cap but never use because you think it makes you look funny (turn it backwards 😏)

KUKI WHAT DID YOU DID YOU CHEAT DID YOU ASK LILIA FOR HELP CUZ SOME OF THESE ARE FREAKILY ACCURATE

🪵 From what I can remember? Yes. I do like the smell of wood fire. The crackling is very soothing too

🚬 UGH you got me right there. I don't normally like the smell of cigarettes but on some people, esp milfs, yes. I had a crush on my professor in college who used to smoke, so I did associate the smell with her and some fond memories 😔

She looks nothing like Cate but yeah, same effect.

☕ Sigh yes. Besides, I really like the taste of milk. Funny story though, before 22 I used to drink a lot of sweet drinks and I couldnt drink coffee without sugar or sweetener. One day I just decided that I will get off sugar so for 27 days non stop, I drank black coffee. It killed me and my taste buds but I managed to cut down my sugar consumption, a win honestly.

🪮 🥺 yes. I fucking love braids but I suck at it so bad. I'm just bad at being feminine 😔 like makeup or hairdo stuff, but god wouldn't I kill to have nice braids like, elven braids

🏃🏻‍♀️ On the contrary, I'm the one who chase them 👹. Although there was one time where my neighbours dog charged at me and I just stood there broom in hand SO READY TO FIGHT THAT FUCKER- he's been tormenting my cats non stop. His owner called him off before he could get to me though.

🏃🏻‍♀️💨 For like 10 seconds maybe LOL.

🪜 🧍🏻‍♀️ Yes. My parents fucked me up when I was a child, they tried to force me to walk down a flight of stairs but I was too scared to and yelled at me for not doing it. I'm still wary of stairs like I'd fucking freeze in the middle of it if I don't get to hold the handrail. Or somebody 😔

🍨 YES. Vanilla is my true love but I also love anything creamy and milky flavoured 🌟

🥺 Fuck offfffffffff. It's true 😭 But recently I've been trying to go the hot girl style like croptops and shit, showing off more my curves 🫣🫣🫣 Ladies like that too... right?

🤠 KUKI STOP LURKING IN MY CLOSET. 😭😭😭😭 I'd buy a cap and thought it's good idea but when I get home it's not anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭

same... Aubrey same...

[seijorhi]

Hi rhi!! It's been many months since i've been around here (i recently went back to reading your writings and it feels like falling into an addiction😔)

I have a couple of questions (?)

The first one i ask just to take advantage that again there is a fever for Means to and End ajsjsjd

The twins are very sexually active with reader, what would be the reaction of both of them if they found out she had gotten pregnant and which of the siblings would be the most active in taking care of her?

The second is from Nothing fucks with my baby (underrated gem🚬)

After iwa killed those who asked him eliminate reader, did he force her to be his girlfriend? How does their courtship work knowing the job hajime has?

The third one has nothing to do with haikyuu👁👁 what do u think about naoya zen'in? Would you write a yandere scenario of him or is he too unbearable to dedicate a fic to him?

p.s. I'm a bit rusty in eng, if this feels robotic it's bc i used the translator to write 🥹

hmmm i think that neither of the twins are actively trying to get the reader pregnant (initially) if it happens, it happens, they're both pleased in their own way. samu loves fucking you while you're pregnant anyway, i'd say that osamu's the more 'active' one in taking care of you, going to appointments and stuff, simply because he's the one who's got more flexibility with his schedule. he expects his thanks, though.

as far as nfwmb goes, the moment he makes the conscious decision not to kill her, iwa's kidnapping her. practically, because he knows other men'll soon be sent to kill her and he can't have that while he's tracking down those responsible, but also because... well, she's his. so the whole 'courting' stage doesn't apply. in a way, it's almost better that way. there's no need to go around pretending to be anything other than what he is; a cold-blooded killer, completely and utterly obsessed with you <33

also, and i know i'm probably poking some bears here but naoya does absolutely nothing for me, i could not care less about that little bitch

[evilrobotdog]

Hi! I just wanted to say that I've followed your Toyhouse for a bit and Little Jack is my favorite character. I love representation of angry transgender children it's something much needed. I do have a question about him. Does he have a canonical "real name" ( one that isn't little jack)? Will it be revealed in the comic or will it just be a random little tidbit you share at random? you don't gotta tell me what it is I'm just curious if he's actually got one

Hello! Forgive me for the late response… thank you for the love! I think we all need that representation of angry transgender kids and I’m more than happy to deliver.

The answer is yes, he does have a real name. I’ve had one down for him for a while, I just don’t know when I’ll reveal it. I do plan to do it through the comics for sure, but I can’t really figure out if I want to do it in a more serious manner or more of a “Oh that’s his name! Cool” kinda deal ya know LOL

But yes, I’ve actually found myself having to scratch out his name last minute when I post pictures of my sketchbook because I really do want it to be a reveal. I almost don’t even think twice about it anymore

Thank you for your question! Here’s a recent drawing of Little Jack from my sketchbook 🚬

[fictionkinfessions]

@ The recent Max and Chloe.

I’m sorry for cutting in since it’s not my place at all, and I’m sure I’m the last person either of you want to hear from, all things considered, but I haven’t found either of you in this life (yet?) and need to take the opportunity while I have it and well… you’re both here.

I want to apologize for everything. I know some parts of what happened weren’t my fault, at least not entirely, and I know an apology can never undo what I did to you both, but I am really, truly sorry. I had so much going on in my head and in my personal life, but had no outlet for any of it, so I took all the pain I was feeling out on everyone else. I’m not trying to excuse my behavior by any means, but I want you to know I’ve got my head screwed on semi-right this time and well… No one deserved anything I put them through. I figured that out back then too, but I’d done so much already it felt pointless to admit anything or apologize for what I’d done. I don’t really know if it would’ve made a difference then, but you both deserve to hear it now. I’m really, really sorry. I regret everything, if I could change what happened,l– what I did, what he did to all of us– I would without hesitation. I don’t expect you to forgive me, of course, I don’t even forgive myself, but… I want you to know I’m doing better here. A lot better— well as better as a system can be. Got treatment for stuff and kept away from heavier substances- even have a plan in place to ensure I stay sober! My dad still sucks and I’ve still got problems, but you can’t win them all, right?

I hope life’s better for you guys too, that you’re both happy and as healthy as you can be. I hope the world’s been kind to you, and that you’re given a break this go around. Gods know you both deserve it. It’s honestly relieving to see you both still around after what, almost a decade? Was worried it was just Warren and I still kicking. Maybe in a better life we could’ve been friends... Wishful thinking, I guess.

Take care of yourselves, please. — Nathan Prescott (#🐺🚬, #fictive)

x

[starkissedblade]

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this is me just talking abt money and random stuff veeerrryy boring but i bought a pair of shoes a couple months ago for $200 and i have only wore them once i just stare at them and think about my bad spending decisions and i know i will start wearing them soon because they’re the only platform shoes i have but they’re also the most expensive shoes ive ever worn & i just die a little inside i need to get over it tho but i also thought of getting new walking shoes since ive had these ones for 5 yrs now (tbh i think the 200$ shoes r the only ones ive bought 4 myself new like all my shoes which is like only my everyday walking shoes, a pair of docs from hs, & a pair of flip flops i dont have many shoes & all were bought for me by someone else like yrs ago) and my feet r starting to get sore wearing them everyday but i think i might just buy new soles instead like these shoes still have traction.. cuz i need to buy a hair dryer and diffuser cup thing soon because im tired of air drying my hair and i want to make my wavy/slightly curly hair look presentable on the regular and not just occasionally and i need to spend money on that instead!!! but also will i do that??? i just put it off lmao it will probably be months before i actually buy something for that why does everything cost moneyyyy i feel like every day im making bad money decisions but i haven’t been That bad like 9/10 i use the stuff that i buy all the way. im physically stopping myself rn from dropping 40 something on this thing that a lot of ppl say really actually helps their cystic acne which ive had constant problems w. but i cant just do that. its 40!!!! instead i need to buy travel liquid containers that are smaller than 3 oz online cuz they usually only have big ones at walmart and i don’t need them to be That big i never do anything beyond a carry on because checked baggage is Expensive and it stresses me out on top of the expensiveness Anyway u can only have like a sandwich baggy sized thing w liquids in a carry on which is sooo annoying 😒 anyway there’s like $100 worth of stuff this yr that ive got that ive actually Really regretted like at the end of the day the new shoes r worth it for me because i’ll wear them until they break. i get so stressed over not using more than a third of the alcohol based mouthwash i got in feb because it burnt my mouth too much i get stressed over the cerave gentle cleanser i got but then it’s not what i need liked i needed the salacylic acid one instead so now that one just stares at me in its largely unused glory like i worry tooooo much but it’s also kind of good worrying because it keeps me in check cuz it makes me quadruple check if i really need something… but i do usually keep my impulse spending to the thrift which is usually a good thing. i bought a cool hat a couple days ago for a couple bucks but my head is too big :(( i need to look for a place that’ll give it away for free im done w giving stuff to goodwill or other places i just want ppl to be able to get clothes w out paying for it i hope that theres something like that around here. anyway i need to buy a really small point pen tomorrow to do this art thing for Father’s Day cuz my smallest point pen went dry yrs ago and this is the first time im picking up doing something like this in yrs like it’s for Father’s Day tho so i feel like it’s justified. and then i’ll need to get T in the next month 🚬 which has been 140 recently cuz i my state doesn’t cover it in insurance. at least insurance covers blood draws and my doctor doesn’t charge for messaging online abt stuff, so. and at least medicaid in my state covers some dental because ihave that appointment next month. and then ill be paying close to $200 for a flight ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at least its not more than that ig. at least cheap allegiant flights r a thing . im so lucky in so many ways financially because of my mom step dad being so nice to me basically buying a car 4 me at 18 and letting me live w them rent free etc like idk how i got here i am still not used to it really i feel like its gonna be

pulled out from underneath me soon or something

[crimsonsandflower]

I’ve never made a proper list of my main F/Os on here, huh… Let me change that…

So! There are three main F/Os that I think about but there are lots of other ones that I also think about- they’re just less in my head.

Starting off we have, of course, Jackal (of Hollow VA’s ‘strange lands’ series). He was the first f/o I had and I have loved him for actual years of my life. There’s not much to say other then I love a guy who has been through it. Tagged as: 🌴🏜️

Next up we have a super recent one that’s been sweeping the nation (my mind), Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner (General, X-men series/comics). I genuinely felt physically sick to my stomach for the first week when I discovered my crush on him. (I’ve never been lovesick before but apparently he did it!) Luckily I no longer feel physically ill about him but I still love him a lot. Tagged as: ⚔️🌑

And finally, delving into my more freakish and dangerous tastes in men (Which are my usual taste in men, the above two are exceptions to it) We have Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the lambs) He’s manipulative, he’s sophisticated, he’s a cannibal. What’s not to love? I’d love to be manipulated into becoming a murderer by him yes. Alas, I don’t think I am in love with the Hannibal Tv series version of him, I think they made him less freakish (In SOTL, he’s a little freak!) to a point where I’m less interested. Tagged as: 🥩🖼️

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Now we have some F/Os that I think about less but still love dearly! (There’s a lot of these but here’s some significant examples)

Spy (Tf2) - I love a sneaky emotionally unavailable man who I don’t think would be into me… to the point where I’ll ignore the gross cigarette smell any day. (Absent father) Tagged as: 🗡️🚬

Lord/Sensei Garmadon (Ninjago) - He’s got wisecracks! He’s usually evil but sometimes redeemed! He’s silly, he’s wise, he’s got it all! I have henchmen tendencies (Hence the other evil people on this list) and he is the perfect candidate to use them. (Absent father) Tagged as: 🎏👁️‍🗨️

Candyman (Candyman, 1992) - Canonically hypnotically hot. (A genuinely gorgeous man) Genuinely, I will ignore the isolation tactics, gaslighting, murder and bees and the bad sequels to be with him. He says “be my victim” to me and I’m immediately going “yes sir!”, I do not care!!! Tagged as: 🐝🪝

Sean Finnerty (Candela Obscura) - I’M SORRY YOU PUT DOWN A WISECRACKING GUY WHO’S BEEN HURT BEYOND THE POINT OF FAIR BUT IS EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE ABOUT IT AND YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO FALL HEAD OVER HEELS? YOU’RE CRAZY! He’s too damn charming and traumatized for his own good. Tagged as: ⚾️🧨

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