#then got back with an ex...

[srrybabe]

do you ever think about how like one small action, even if it feels insignificant, it makes overall a HUGE impact on the trajectory of your life? and you won't even realize it unless you really sit there and connect the dots.

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce Wayne's biggest reasons to crash-out or whatever

[numbersq-blog]

Ken Doll

Inspired by this post

It was a normal day at the headquarters, no major villain or alien attack, magical related problems and no annoying civilians.

Till there was a mixed up in the fridge, both Flash and Marvel have similar lunch boxes.

Flash: *minding his own business quietly eating his lunch, too tired to realize that his lunch is not the same one he brought*

Cap: *walking by* “Hi, Flash” * does a double take* “…………. whatcha you eating?

Barry takes notice how Marvel’s voice goes hoarse at the end of his sentence.

Flash: “my lunch”

Cap: “you sure?… causethatlunchdoesn’tlooklikeyourlunch”

Flash: “hmm?” *looks down to he is eating green with purple yolk eggs, bright orange piece of meat (maybe), and others weird colored food?

Flash: “this is your food”

Sounds more like a statement than a question

Cap: “kinda but yes”

Flash: “not safe for humans”

Cap: “yeah”

Flash: “am I going to die or go crazy?”

Cap: “ neither”

Zeus: “he may go crazy”

Cap: “crazy maybe”

Hercules: “can’t blame him”

..

..

..

Flash: “Marvel, what’s going to happen to me”

Cap: “ hopefully nothing”

Cap takes his “lunch”

Cap: “call me when you notices the changes”

Flash: “what are the changes”

Cap: “ you’ll know when they happen”

The next day

~ring~ring~ring~ring~ring~ring~

Cap: “hel-

Flash: “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!”

Cap: “I’m guessing the changes happened”

Flash: “WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT LUNCHBOX TO THE WATCHTOWER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE!!!”

Cap: “I needed a control environment for it”

Flash: “………….aaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”

Cap: “meet me at the watchtower”

————————————————————-————

Watchtower, men’s changing room

Flash: “I’m going to kill him”

Green lantern (Hal): “kill who?”

Flash: “ack!”

GL: “why have you been sitting with a towel wrapped around your waist for the past 20 minutes?”

Flash: “I made the mistake of eating Marvel’s “lunch”” *answering both questions”

GL: “oh yeah, whatever is in his lunchbox is not really food, but then again he doesn’t really need to eat”

Flash: “Argh, it’s not my fault, are lunchboxes are similar and I was too tired to realize what I was eating”

GL: *chuckles* “So what did his lunch do to you? You got explosive diarrhea or are you seeing hallucinations?”

Flash: “sighhh, it’s easier to show than explain”

Untying his towel

GL: “woah dude I don’t swi-WOAH WTF”

Flash: “yeah I know”

GL: “what happened to your thing”

Flash: “I don’t know, I accidentally ate Cap’s food, he told me to be on the lookout for the changes” * gestures downwards to his thing. “ in the next morning I woke up with a purple and yellow p-

BOOM

Marvels: “IM HERE IM HERE, HAS YOUR EYES TURNED PINK”

GL: “..?”

Flash: “….no”

Marvel: “good, it’s just the one that poison your body slowly”

Flash: “HOW IS THAT GOOD?!”

Marvel: “it’s a more easily fix”

Flash: “oh for the love of GOD… THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE THAT LUNCH BOX IN THE FRIDGE WHEN IT DOSEN’T EVEN CONTAIN A MEAL-“

Marvel: “well it wasn’t really for human eating”

Flash: “BAT WAS TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO NOT PUT YOUR WIRED SHIT IN THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE-“

Marvel: “I didn’t think anyone would eat purple eggs”

Flash: YOU HAVE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT LUNCHBOXES LOOKING SIMILAR”

GL: “Dude, calm down before you burst a vein”

Flash: “IM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN, YOU TRYING WAKING UP IN-

Marvel: “flash”

Flash: “THE MORNING GOING TO PEE AND HAVING PURPLE AND YELLOW”

Marvel: “ALAKAZAM!”

*plop*plop*plop*

GL: “…….”

Flash: “…….”

Marvel: “ummm, it will grow in 8 hours, try not pee, you can use your butt, but that will cause some problems late- that I can fix but it will be awkward- try not to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours once it grows back”

GL: “……”

Flash: “…….”

Both staring at the fallen objects

Marvel: “bye!”

..

..

..

GL: *covers his area* “oh my god”

Flash walks very weirdly to his locker and pulls out his phone

Flash: “Iris, baby, about date night”

[dear-ao3]

every time i dont believe in myself i remember that one time i emailed nearly every person at my college begging and pleading my case for them to fix my financial aid after they changed systems and stiffed me of a solid 10,000 dollars because i could not afford school if they didnt give me back the money and managed to get back the money plus a few hundred dollars extra two days before i was leaving the country to study abroad

[artwheat]

Adventure start vs now

[turtleblogatlast]

One of the funniest parts about the whole “Leo not giving Draxum any grace” idea is that Draxum is one of the ONLY notable older men in the show that Leo isn’t willing to give a proper second chance to OR really hear out in the first place.

No seriously it’s genuinely a Thing.

[doctorwhommm]

tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor

[mintjeru]

15 min vs. 30 min adaman rkgk (manifesting his 2 star tcgp card)

open for better quality | no reposts

[chikenbrain]

Alright, so Batman’s rule is ‘no killing’ but let’s say that after Jason’s death, he takes that rule to an extreme, and the breaking point is the Joker.

He probably said something like, ‘there are things worse than death,’ right before leaving him in a vegetative state with phantom pain for the rest of his life. Technically, he didn’t cross the line, and while he doesn’t feel good about what he did… he doesn’t feel bad either.

Neither Alfred nor Dick judge him. They don’t even bring it up, probably hoping he’ll pull himself back from the edge or something. But Bruce promises himself it won’t happen again. This was a one-time thing. Just for his son. And it’ll be the last time revenge blinds him.

Even so, he’s way more violent during arrests than usual. Tim Drake steps in, trying to talk Dick into helping him stop Bruce, but Dick… well, he agrees with Bruce, even if he won’t admit it out loud. He’s hurt too.

Tim does everything he can to pull Bruce back from this path, and eventually, he puts on the Robin suit himself. Bruce is not happy. His first instinct when he saw Tim was anger—yelling about ‘everything he doesn’t understand and shouldn’t get involved in’ but the rage didn’t last long. It melted away when he really looked at him—standing there, worried and small, like a little wounded bird.

He was smaller than Dick had been when Bruce took him in, but bigger than Jason. Still, Tim was definitely small… and brave.

‘Robin gives people hope. That’s his role in Gotham’s war on crime.’

Robin brings hope to those who need it, even when the situation is so dark it feels like the light has been swallowed whole. Even when there are people who don’t deserve it. Even when that person is him.

Bruce couldn’t help himself. He hugged Tim, wrapping him in his cape like he’d done with his other Robins. Tim froze—physical contact wasn’t something he was used to. It felt out of place.

The best way to describe it was: uncomfortable. But that feeling didn’t last long. Soon, the warmth started seeping in, and it felt more like being a little kid wrapped in a bear hug.

Neither of them remembers how long Bruce stayed there, hugging the kid, murmuring over and over that it was going to be okay, while attempting to rub his back.

[shepscapades]

okay am i crazy? someone please tell me I'm crazy, I saw the thumbnail for Xisuma's newest hermitcraft episode and was immediately reminded of the deepslate/blackstone palette and building style of all of the buildings from the Evil Empire in season 8. Clicked on the video and the introduction "Previously, on Hermitcraft" was voiced with Evil Xisuma's voice filters. I had thought Xisuma said in a recent FAQ video he had no plans to bring Evil X back into hermitcraft plot because the storytelling wasn't really his top priority, but this kind of seems like foreshadowing of some kind? Thoughts?Regardless, kind of a sickening thought for c!xisuma that Ex might just be. lurking. very cool <sweating

[epicfirestormer]

(holds all three in my hands) I just think they're neat

[dipandpiptit]

Just got to listen to the interview, few notes:

1. The SILENCE after the interviewer said "I'm glad you are back together again"

2. Dan is stealing phannie jokes with that coming back home to find your coworker there

[hotasfahrenheit]

if you still love him...

....come back.

[The Ex-Morning, 01.01, 4/4 and 1/4]

[sandflakedraws]

so i'm readin various stuff on the xray cause this silly film is my current source of joy and

wait

hold up.

what...

WAHT ??? WHAT

XRAY CAST DESCRIPTION????

YEARS???

xrAY dESCRIPTION eXPLaIN!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLOYD WAS HELD CAPTIVE FOR YEARS, WHAT SECRET INFO DO U HAVE ACCESS TO???

[shrimplythesilliest]

My [ugly] ex- wife from 2020

[whitesnakewine]

Thinking about this bit that was never touched on again like that something that just happened to him huh