#these fucking Americans lmfao
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LMFAOOOO
Madre mía y decían que en los años 70 ya se quedaron sin ideas,
Aún hay gente que idolatra a estos farsantes y se creen todo lo q les meten con colador 😂
Y esto de la luna podía colar, hoy en día todas las mentiras que cuentan las celebrities no 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (relaciones inicio de la fama etc)
#n.a never lied tho#he said it never happened#these fucking Americans lmfao#always lying and making up ridiculous shit for attention basically#it’s a cultural thing imo#I mean I’ve known this for years but likeeeee it’s one lie after another#they talk about walls and shit and they are all immigrants#like their country is less than 1000 years old - the fuck are they talking about LMFAOOOO#most of us ignore them for the most part but the second hand embarrassment is real#Jim Carrey is ONE hell of an actor#hilarious dude lmao#AND THEYRE BUYING IT#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#lmao they go to the 🌕 once and now it’s not possible to go there bc ¿¿ they forgot how to ??? pls#America you’re boring as hell😳😳😳😳#they’re attention seeking folks tbh#and those Americans who can’t and don’t like they get harassed killed and so on#make it make sense 😳#I once dealt with a Canadian bitch and since then I make fun of Canada too#thank god I was not born there but my parents wanted to settle down there wHEW#add to the mix that bitch of trudeau who basically laughs at every Canadian#man we’re screwed lmao#fuck these politicians NAHSKASBSJA#I literally don’t like some people and I don’t pretend to ever hide it tbh#and France too like we’re so sick of these bitches in government#I hope **** *** ***#at least u can live comfortably in other countries#in Spain? LMAOOO#depends on ur profession u can live well but not too well#if u compare w the neighboring countries - it’s 20% of what u could have
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on top of its impact on the themes of defining true knighthood and the interrogation that jaime’s story offers taking the ideal of knighthood arthur dayne abstraction at face value is actually so fucking boring my cock just deflated
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if trump does win in the fall, it will not be the fault of people who are against genocide. it will be the fault of biden, his government, and the DNC for holding onto wildly unpopular and horrific policies that are costing them vast swathes of their voterbase.
#chirps#the dems have long since had the problem of people not being excited to vote for them. now they have people#repulsed by the idea of voting for them. due to their policy choices.#DISCLAIMER: i am not telling you what to do with your vote#that's your business. also#it's fucking insane if you're being the dnc's patsy by scolding people in MAY for saying they don't want to vote for biden as the candidate#that he is now. if we can't make real threats then what's the whole fucking point of this whole thing.#also yadda yadda vote in state/local elections regardless#but also. imagine fucking yelling at palistinian-americans for not endorsing the man helping kill their families. LMFAO.#lol. lmao. ha ha ha. ha ha.
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jeongin fans highlights 250523
#skz#jeongin#innie fans highlights#just a small dump#gonna look at that work one ALL the time lol#also love him not caring about the ig post being restricted and thinking it’s cute lmfao#he also talked about untitled a lot#BUT IT KEPT TRANSLATING IT TO AMERICA LMAO#there is a hilarious mistranslated one that asks about the american empire#and he gets mistranslated as saying the us is the worst#it’s fucking amazing
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Real as hell
#the nyt comments are so fucking funny#i am having a blast reading these#people MAD AS HELL about 'defining american sitcom' lmfao#which tbh idk if i agree with that either#let my money laundering curio shop show be niche
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#SORRY THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#extremely based#i don’t need medium rn but i’m looking into mixing my own underglazes for price reasons. clearly not gonna be saving doing this lmfao#side note cer supply underglazes in most art stores are so fucking expensive esp after working in a studio that orders wholesale glaze chems#and these little bottles r taking up too much goddamn space in my bag#it’s time to turn to homemade alchemy#which highkey is genuinely what ceramic glazing is if we get into itt#anyway#not art#ceramics#ceramic#sorry for being american. some crimes can never be forgiven etc etc
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maybe this is just a me problem but if you're calling Trump "the orange cheeto man" in 2024 I really can not take your politics seriously. this is a violent, powerful fascist looking to become a dictator, not some fuckin YA TV villain of the week. you literally just look silly.
#inb4 'ridiculing them takes their power away' no it clearly doesnt. lol.#people have been calling him this since 2015 at least. it doesn't do anything except make you look deeply unserious.#use your grown up words PLEASE you're discussing a fucking genocide. have some class.#im not american and i wish i wasnt posting about US politics right now because i really don't need all that lmfao. but come ON#this 2010s liberalbrained shit is insufferable.#the system speaks#USpol#politics#donald trump
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#awan#mr scratch#hes just like me except for how im better at it than he is#<-ego#alan wake's american nightmare#ilkka villi#i love how he's looking around all suspicious. scratch babe thats the number one way to make them wonder what you're up to#you're fucking it uppppppppp<3#i needed this on my blog to pair with that video of ilkka as alan stealing the merch LMFAO#this took like twenty minutes to post#thank you tumblrrrrrr!
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i see the “americans moving to rednote without being horrifically sinophobic” challenge already failed lmao
#everytime i open tiktok it’s a video of an anerican being like ‘lmaooo it’s so funny we’re all moving to a chinese app hahah’#like not really bc y’all are being insufferable as shit on there & clogging everyone’s fyp with your BS#good to see the dumbasses loudly saying they’re my hero academia fans on rednote are getting their shit rocked tho#lmFAO#i actually cannot fathom being that stupid and unaware of history#*american - not going back to correct typos fuck it 😭#oh and there’s also a huge influx of creepy ass white women and men preying on chinese women/men#so that’s fucking great#rip rednote sorry the plague has come to you#apple babble 🍎#non fandom
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zerator will die before he stops making ‘yeah etoiles is too famous for us now…… we’re just old news to him…..’ jokes
#hes so fucking needy it’s very funny#zera: yeah we lost etoiles ages ago now….. / etoiles: quit telling people im gone / zera: sometimes i can still hear his voice …. <- theyre#the embodiment of that meme#like literally a year ago even he was complaining (joke) about how etoiles only plays valo with Americans now when etoiles had been asking#him to play valo with him for ages lmfao . etoiles says hes moving to montpellier and zera’s answer to that ‘yeah but hes lying…… its been#ten years since he said he’d move and still hasn’t…..’ etoiles biggest fan . yet his biggest hater#jay liveblogs#<- technically he brought this up again randomly out of nowhere lmao
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YOU CAN GO HOME, COURIER.
a multi-muse featuring characters from multiple fandoms, including an original, headcanon-heavy courier six from fallout: new vegas. written by randie (all pronouns). other fandoms include: berserk, dragon age, final fantasy xiv, stardew valley, mythology & others.
#fallout rp#ffxiv rp#berserk rp#cyberpunk 2077 rp#rwby rp#tes rp#mythology rp#dos rp#stardew valley rp#self promo.#had to consult my own muse page to tag these lmfao#👉👈 since the fallout fandom is coming back...may i interest you in my native american anarchist who fucks like a rockstar?#EDIT tagging this as#eye strain //#i dont think it is but her face is smudged so just in case
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yesterday i finally finished my fourth book of the year and i was so excited to start my new one today but from the first page it's a little too author in his 40s writing a teenager/twenty-something with it's 'yep that's me, now i bet you're wondering how i got into this situation!' ass narration.... it might take me awhile to forgive the opening and continue on bc the plot sounds really good 😔
#an american werewolf in traffic ( ooc. )#and the book i just finished was fine but it was a nosleep story first and i kind of preferred it on there instead of book format#i'm just yapping into the void bc i know my family won't give a fuck when i tell them abt it later lmfao
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this was an addition on another post but I thought it deserved its own because I keep seeing posts about marriage that would fit in on right wing conspiracy YouTube
people should be allowed to choose whether or not they want to get married. posting about how people who don't want to get married are idiots and there's no viable reason why a person might choose not to get legally married makes you sound like Jerry Falwell. marriage should be legally accessible by ALL people regardless of disability, gender or sexuality, but basic rights should ALSO be available to all and not, as this person puts it, locked behind dominant cultural institutions
#jerry falwell was like a big marriage and family conservative btw#theres a post I see going around sometimes where they basically assert that the only reason people choose not to get married#is that they think its 'too permanent' and the post is like 'as if buying a house and having kids arent permanent'#reblogging that is an autoblock for me. you have to be such a fucking ridiculous asshole to agree with that post lmfao#people have been choosing to have long term relationships that dont involve marriage for thousands of years#and they have a myraid of different reasons that dont come down to being too dumb to understand long term commitment#how far down your throat does the boot have to be for you to think the institution of marriage should be the only way to access rights#especially if youre american#its hilarious to me seeing tumblr gays coming on here making posts that sound like things southern baptists have said to me#when the missourian thinks you sound like a reactionary evangelical you know its bad
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"1 week later i'm writing a letter nightly, now my life gets better every letter that you write me"
and then
"2 weeks later in the living room stressing, my father's stone-faced while he's asking for his blessing"
eliza slow dOWN ITS BEEN LESS THAN A MONTH CHILLAX
#and people say lesbian move fast#they fucking sped ran dating lmfao#eliza schuyler#alexander hamilton#hamliza#hamilton#hamilton musical#hamilton an american musical
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Slllliiiiiides over here. Hi hello. I don't think I'll do a bad karma run (IM SORRY. IM SORRY!!) cause a) I'm a wimp and b) I need to get off videogames as soon as I'm done cause I've spent too much time playing lately lmao BUT I will be watching playthrougs cause I gotta know how fucked up he gets.... I gotta know...
To clarify i have a pre existing oc from a story that could be very easily flung into a vat of "au juice" because she's already halfway there in her own cannon LMAO we shall see, for now I have a huge list of things I want to draw for this game so I gotta finish 2 before I explode then I can unleash myself on art again. Gotta feed the discord now. I'm cooking for a crowd.
hi i've been dead for 8 days and recuperating for two lol I understand life stuff (and saw some references to it on your timeline, like the warhammer stuff and the tarot card thing??? bro that shit looks so good!!) as someone that literally shared your stuff and then got ripped away for my own life happenings lmfao. But if you get the chance in the future? Seriously, try an evil karma inF2 run. There's something about how they balanced the story that puts its predecessor AND sequel to shame. They're the same story, but different tales. They have the same goal, but different goalposts. SPP gives you a well-thought-out storyline that both is cohesive, but feels like your choices actually matter. It has none of the "I can help this old lady...or kick her fucking dog lol" of inFAMOUS 1, or the "I will fight for the tribe but literally do everything wrong. everywhere. because I'm a Bad Boy™" of inFAMOUS: Second Son. The choices feel real. They feel sound. They feel like the choices a man wronged by the world would make, if he decided to turn to his harbored resentment instead of his morality. And let's be honest, Cole also feels more morally gray in inF2 than 1 anyways, so seeing the path he takes is great because it genuinely feels like he's done with the accumulation of every shitty situation that has happened to him. And I'm sure you know how the story ends now, so...don't you wanna see what happens if he chose the other option? (pls tell me you haven't watched the playthrough yet lmfao)
Anyways yeah no I totally get life shit, it loves to pull you away from stuff, and also as someone only just now trying to do the bad options in Detroit: Become Human despite getting the game at launch because I need 6 years of preparation to be the bad guy, I understand the wimp bit too. It's hard to be mean sometimes. But with Cole's inF2 story, it doesn't feel mean. It feels like a desperate man, trying to fight for a future he's not convinced cares about him.
And yes oh my god please keep creating lmfao we all love your art so goddamn much. Don't leave this fandom you're now a very important asset. And it's always a good thing, throwing old friends into new situations! I love an OC in a wardrobe change. That's usually the best translation. Think a bit harder about forcing that OC into a new role. Shove her ass onto the stage. We'd all love her.
#infamous#infamous 2#Cole MacGrath#bro i will scream about this fucking game from the rooftops nonstop it's the best one outta them all.#genuinely the only game i've ever played the bad guy in and went 'yeah okay i'd do that irl too'#versus vomitting when picking the asshole options in other games lmfao. i cannot be mean.#momma ain't raise no bitch but she DID raise an overthinking goody two shoes#seriously tho i love your art and pleASE keep at it. and good luck with the warhammer thing!! 32 minifigs is a LOT i do not envy you#will say you're the ONLY person I know who likes Kuo!! Which is so funny watching you integrate into the fandom talking so well about her#when I have like 3 friends I know that have made up instances in fics/hc just to kill her ass. everyone hates her lmfao#anyways you're aussie and i am an american about to sleep so. todaloo kangaroo.#also i do NOT have the inFAMOUS comics illegally on a google drive. How could you ask that? I know you wanted to read them but my god#I can't believe you'd think I have pirated material that I'd willingly distribute if you shot me a message (👀)
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Answering your tags in the children’s rights post, no, not where I attended school (US public school). I wasn’t even aware the UN made a document about it until now, which is unsurprising for the US but nonetheless aggravating
every day I learn something more horrifying about the US education system.
I'm pretty sure we read the children's rights when I was in grade 5 here in Australia? so I would've been 8 or 9 or so. I have no idea if this was standardised so really idk what I'm surprised about. but man that was something that built a foundation of autonomy for me as a kid that I could fall back on when I was scared... I have the right to safety. I have the right to xyz. seems important I think.
#recently learned from my american bfs that neither of them got in depth persuasive writing education#in their english classes at school or whatever#meanwhile thats a MAJOR and EXHAUSTIVE part of the curriculum here#and suddenly I'm understanding why the internet is full of americans with no ability to formulate an argument#it literally wasn't taught to you!!!!!!!!!!!!#that's fucking scary#when i say a major part of the curriculum here#i mean we were writing persuasive essays every year from year 7 onwards at the EARLIEST#we were analysing advertising and articles and media for persuasive techniques#persuasive analysis and essay writing was part of our final exams#such a backbone foundational part of the english curriculum here i cannot fathom what school is like without it#this is How i learned to write an essay. in persuasive format#that's an aside from the child rights thing but like#idk it's genuinely scary to me lmfao#what do you mean they didnt teach you persuasive writing. it explains a lot but what do you mean.#the system speaks#anon
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