#they ask

[fromkenari]

Forced to be vegetarian not by choice but because of the price of protein.

$20 for a 2.5-lb chuck roast? Walmart, you're going to kill me.

I can't go to the local grocery store because everything there is twice the Walmart price. If I'm running in there, they either don't sell the thing at Walmart, or I'm paying for convenience because I'm in a hurry and decide I can buy that one thing for a ridiculous price ($5 for a half gallon of unsweetened almond milk) rather than make the trek to Walmart.

I should do live reaction videos of me buying groceries each week. Forced to buy a damn bag of salad because my Walmart doesn't sell romaine on its own anymore, and the nutritional content of iceberg is nonexistent.

And you know, whenever they want to break ground on those new water mains for the city, so I don't have to buy bottled water for cooking and drinking anymore, that would be great. They've replaced some, but none on this side of town.

[miserablefates]

Do you think Jeff can really ride Tom with his old ass knees? If he does, he'll still suffer the consequences (old people aches) and be grumpy after.

Well it depends, but yeah obviously he will suffer the councuences of it, but he will still have tom to take care of him and give him after care

This made me giggle

[anothermaddi]

Being an art teacher is great because I get to watch my students have a crisis over cubism

[purplesaline]

Wanna hear what puppies sound like at 2am?

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[xenasaur]

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

[abdalsalam2000]

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[redstonedust]

its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

[aropride]

did… did she do that?