#they broke up three times

[limboni]

"Children in the woods" 2/5

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[spark-circuit]

wanted to make gifs of kris shredding during the middle section of the Dragonforce Lightners Live video lmao

[calllynx]

Another interesting thing in Mouthwashing is the loose nature of the diagetic elements. Like Swansea's monologue, the best scene in the game. Did Jimmy hallucinate that? Definitely not, he's not capable of coming up with any of that. But also, did they have that conversation? I don't think so either. I don't think Swansea would open up to Jimmy and I don't think Jimmy would listen. But do I think that monologue is true? Absolutely. I think it's some inner truth of Swansea's that is just made a part of the game, without any real narrative justification like him saying it outright or someone imagining it.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

the quietest week in tusla was the week Darry bundled all seven boys up in two cars n drove them all a million miles away to the nearest beach. On contrast, the most disruptive week in tusla was the week immediately followin.

[little-pondhead]

Rick Astley Is Haunting You

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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

[whirlybirbs]

You saying that cooks somehow sleep with everyone, and it’s just a food service thing. Now I’m wondering if retail is just the opposite. Because in my retail job I had in college we were all absolutely unfuckable. No drama, because nothing ever happened.

when i worked in food service? The Horniest. retail? the opposite. no one is fucking in retail, they’re all just hating one another with enough vitriol to kill and getting through shifts on pure spite.

[tackykachowch]

Don't care if it's a hot take or not, but the most complex, interesting, and arguably even the funniest, trio Jinx ever has in the show is with Silco and Sevika. And the only reason why it's not popular in the fandom is because the other two are "the bad guys". Well, not even Sevika is, because apparently Silco's death automatically stripped her of all of her past actions and moral grayness she had. But Silco is a big scary bad man who eats children for breakfast, so he can't possibly have even a littlest bit positive and interesting dynamic with Jinx and Sevika, what are you even talking about.

[mattodore]

guy whose “extended one-night stand” regularly deploys polish to call a little mouse

[dear-ao3]

marcus armstrong you insane little man

[ulteri0rm0tives]

....and if I said I wanted Johnny and Kerry in the messiest divorce arc since Paul McCartney and John Lennon.. what then...

[monkee-mobile]

ough god, I cried over this

[cha1cedony]

Something about the Wilsons and loss. Lost life, lost time, lost lifetimes, lost timelines, so much lost love. Idk

[blujayonthewing]

friend who 1) has been THE scheduling problem as a player for felix's in-person campaign since may 2) has, as idri's DM, said 'I'm gonna start this campaign up again!' no fewer than three times and then run twice before ghosting every single time

is now trying to drum up hype for a new campaign that he's TOTALLY gonna run regularly and also it's gonna be in person :))) so if you thought the logistics of ever getting the gang together to play emberstead were difficult before boy howdy you can just go ahead and kiss the lad goodbye now cause he's decided we're doing something else instead

[eightyeightfever]

im dripped up

@sn1ffles bought me a whole new outfit and i adore it

[amarriageoftrueminds]

If Markus & McFeely Wrote Female Characters The Same Way They Wrote Steve Rogers:

'the real tragedy of Natasha Romanoff's ealy life was that… 😔 she had no boyfriend'

'Captain Marvel's amnesia was sad because… 😔 it stopped her getting a boyfriend'

'Three generations of Wanda's family were killed but even worse… 😔 she was man-less'

'FemaleCharacter's story had a good ending because... she finally got a boyfriend!!' 🤩

Male character who has been following the Heroine around all movie after she specifically said she isn't looking to date right now: This scene of your triumph is complete because... I am announcing I am available for you to date. You're welcome. 😌

The Same Character Later on: I am violently attacking you and publicly shaming you for receiving unwanted attention from another man -- how dare you do that when I specifically said I would be available for you to date, and that's ALL you're supposed to care about, Female Character!!

Sexy Male character in the sequel who has been subtly hitting on the Heroine all movie: Look, I get that your family is dead your best friend is dead and everyone else you ever heard of is dead, and you're alone in the future but.... when are you going to get a boyfriend?? *in the middle of fighting bad guys* Why don't you let me set you up on a date with a guy? *kicking Nazis off rooftops* What about Laurence from Accounts, he likes you? *having just escaped Nazi death squad* When was the last time you even last kissed a man? *dodging missiles* Seriously you don't even have like a casual boyfriend?! *in a graveyard after they've brought down an entire alphabet agency* Girl what about that male nurse next door he seems nice-

[starflungwaddledee]

it's the day before my birthday, and my girlfriend surprised me with an outing to a local bird aviary/botanic gardens in the mountains!!!

this was an absolute delight for me, known bird enjoyer, and i got to have many cute and phenomenal birds perched on my head (which i loved and plushie magolor 'tolerated', on account of it being my birthday). i even got to see a nicobar pigeon, which i had never seen in person before!

they also surprised me with an early birthday present to use at the incredible mountain-top picnic spread my gf planned (😭😭) of this extraordinarily cute kirby themed liquid-glitter cup!!

and of course, in true starflung fashion i injured myself twice

once, not three minutes into the outing when my umbrella (which i only require because i'm allergic to both the sun and sunscreen) bit me, and my gf had to run to reception to get me a bandaid. later, when i just totally fkn stacked it on some loose gravel on a slope and i got the umbrella back by slamming it into the ground, along with my knees and one palm. but not the other palm, which was holding plushie magolor, who touched neither gravel nor dirt and never will while i still breathe!