#they r scheming……..

[tartetasin]

“ I can hear you two! “

[heynhay]

hm?

[misterradio]

[theythemmer]

i used to see

[sweet-cynicalstrain]

Severance + emotionlocation

Some of the many emotions experienced in Season 2.

(more?)

[starcurtain]

Hear me out. I know it's unlikely that Ratio would ever have been foolish enough to directly get taken in by a scam, but considering that we know:

One of the groups specifically tricked by Kakavasha before he joined the IPC was the Intelligentsia Guild

What he tricked them about was Tayzzyronth's Swarm remnants, the exact same thing we see Ratio investigating in his very first appearance in the game, and

The researchers were described as "extremely cautious"

I am surprised that "Ratio was at least somehow connected to the Intelligentsia Guild team fooled by Kakavasha before he was ever even a Stoneheart" isn't more popular with the Ratio and Aventurine fandom.

Like imagine being Dr. Ratio. You tell your colleagues, "This seems like a scam. Are you sure you should trust this 'local guide' you've made contact with? Tell me about him. A picture? Does this even look like an Egyhazan native to you? I won't save you fools from making idiotic decisions." (You end up having to clean up the aftermath of their idiotic decisions anyway. There is sand in places on your body you didn't even know existed before this. How mortifying for the Guild. For you, by association.)

Then, next thing you know, you get a mission briefing slid across your desk from your IPC connections. They want you to work with their new Stoneheart. You open the packet to see... that little bastard with the enthralling eyes who had your moronic colleagues scrambling in the dirt on a backwater planet for months. Apparently he's made a career out of fooling you your supposedly competent guildmates.

You run off to confront him. You never met him personally back then, but you deserve compensation for the idiocy you were subjected to nonetheless. He deserves to know how much of a pain in the ass he's been in your life already without ever having met your eyes--

He proceeds to shove a gun into your hands and tries to make you an accomplice to a suicide. Apparently, this is normal behavior for the man now called Aventurine. Somehow, it's supposed to prove to you that he is a sane and reliable individual.

Absolutely nothing in your life has been normal since Egyhazo.

You would like to have mundane problems, sometimes.

How do you keep ending up in this beautiful manic clever conman's orbit, and why, like binary stars, can you not escape the gravitational pull?

[dumblebumblebee]

no i genuinely think james wilson is insane and i will prove it right now. be amazed at my deductive reasoning.

in season two when wilson is temporarily staying with house as he looks for a new apartment, house ends up deleting a message from a realtor involving information regarding an available apartment wilson was interested in. we're led to believe that this is because house has realized that wilson staying with him means a cleaner environment and real food to eat, and he doesn't want to lose those perks.

but tbqfh i am almost positive that wilson did that on purpose. this man has his OWN phone, so why would he give out house's number for information that only pertains to him? he was 100% trying to gauge house's tolerance of him living there.

i mean, even in episode one it's explicitly stated that house shows affection through actions, rather than words. based on his actions, wilson knows that house cares about him, and also house likes to feel as though he is mischievous and one step ahead of everyone else at all times.

if house, for some reason (say, idk, delicious meals), changed his mind about wanting wilson to move out, would he really swallow his pride and ask wilson to stay? no he fucking would not. he could never admit that he actually is obsessed with wilson's cooking, because that is essentially saying that he's become dependent on something that someone who is NOT himself can provide.

so, instead of having a conversation like a sane person, wilson gave out house's number for information regarding his moving. This way, if house really wanted him to move out, he could shove the message in wilson's face. But, if not, he could start scheming like a cartoon villain for a devious little way to make sure wilson didn't have the opportunity. which is what happened.

wilson 100% orchestrated that entire interaction i am fucking positive

[razzafrazzle]

strange old men!! theyre married for tax purposes (and gay purposes but thats less important)

[image description: a drawing of human designs for coach z and bubs from homestar runner. coach z is depicted as a lanky pale-skinned older man with a tooth gap, a five-o'clock shadow, and balding curly light brown hair with a grey streak through it. bubs is depicted as a bulky, dark-skinned older man with short greying afro hair and a short beard. end id]

[dreamlogic]

@sleepnoises reach into your local dirt where you may find a friend and boy

[sorrydetka]

feelings can creep up just like that. i thought i was in control.

severance, 2.06 ‘attila’ // in the mood for love (2000) dir. wong kar-wai

[dizzybizz]

i can be trusted w farming sims for sure yep mhm yes ofc not a problem 👍

[urhoneycombwitch]

extremely tempted to write a wild one off Friends-style Vegas trip for the roommates. I’m talkin they get drunk off the minibar, smoke a J, pop over to the courthouse, and sign legal documents declaring them both Married and Living Together! giggling the whole time soooo schmoopy and self congratulatory… 💒🥳🍾

cue morning at the hotel breakfast table. Robin says “did you guys hear some people on our floor got hitched last night??”

roommate!Eddie + roommate!Reader looking up in horrifying realization over the table like

👀👀

[zephyrine-gale]

kiana bronya mei u will always be my favorite main trio

[rozesmiana]

I just wanted a quick sketch…but then my hand slipped 💀

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[bubble-popping]

currently thinking abt c!Punz after staged finale. after they bragged abt 'putting away' the 'big bad villain' of the server. after they played their role and everything is said and done.

when he enters his house and rly feels how quiet it is. when even tending to his bees doesn't fill the silence that's suffocating him.

he sees little reminders of c!Dream everywhere. the spare masks and outfits in the closet, house slippers that he 'borrowed' from Punz. the plans scribbled on random papers and stuffed in inconspicuous places. the dishes from breakfast Punz forgot to clean up.

They helped put Dream in prison without realizing they'd made one of their own for himself.