#third submission

[sig-got-a-gun]

Woooohooo!!!!!

Absolutely wonderful!!!!

submission for @sig-got-a-gun's DTIYS! thank you for letting me out of artblock :]

[chillentertainer]

maybe it’s because all these catholic bitches are repressed but a funny trend i noticed in horny conclave fics is that most of the sex take place in their dreams 💀

[fairie-bread]

taylor in the background oh i’m cryingg

[taldigi]

akechi is so interesting to me because he sucks so bad. love when a guy is doomed by the narrative and it's so fucked (complimentary) that he's so desperate that he's willing to kill the only person who really understood him. but i think the fantasy of the joker/akechi ship, especially in an imagined post-canon where akechi lives and everything's just Fine, does BOTH their characters such a disservice. akechi is a foil to the PTs and a reflection of the fucked up social forces they're working against, and because joker knows this he's willing to give akechi multiple chances to work together despite everything he's done. bc of his empathy and his understanding that things didn't have to turn out this way for any of them. reducing all of that to "they were pining for each other" completely erases all of the thematic complexity and character development that makes their dynamic interesting in the first place!!

SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE eXACTLY. Like. The whole... social link is getting to know a guy who's lying to your face. You get little bits here and there but it's not until it's too late that you realize (these are interesting) and then all of that being taken at face value is VERY‼️

ALSo and forgiVE me for throwing shade at shekky but Joker wanting him to come back isn't "I want to be with the guy who GETS me" it's "I want this guy to face consequences like Kamoshida and the others did" and "I don't want to be separated from my beloved friends (who are EVERYTHING TO ME) to sit my ass in JAIL FOR TWO MONTHS" which HAPPENS and is so FUCKED because p5 establishes that dying is the easy way out w/ kamoshida and guess who WENT AND DIED- because the "Stay" ending shows that that's what Joker's wish was in the end and not JUST Akechi and auuugh rolls joker around like a katamari and wails.

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

LUPIN III, DAISUKE JIGEN, FUJIKO MINE, GOEMON ISHIKAWA XIII, and KOICHI ZENIGATA from LUPIN III

Justification:

"They are all fucking, anyone with eyes can see it, but that not being canon is missed comedic potential. Also Fujiko should not have to bear the "you're sleeping with this monkey?!?" Jokes alone. I'm pretty sure Lupin is already poly" - Anonymous

[thepinkywarband]

Raine working on some village beautification in her Dominion-occupied Drizzlewood home.

[zedxspacess]

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Evermore: How many politicians does it take to screw it a lightbulb? Evermore: Three! Evermore: One to screw it in, one to say they could've done it better, and one to shove it up his ass for some reason!

[apollos-polls]

Can you do a cartwheel right now? 1) yes, I've always been able to 2) yes, as of recently 3) no, but I could at one point 4) no, I've never been able to 5) I've never tried

[thesweetsvillainshowdown]

Propaganda for Wheatley

Literally just his entire betrayal scene. The music, the choreography(? Is that the right word?) THE VOICE ACTING. I may be absolutely horrified of Stephen Merchant but god I’d be lying if I said his performance was bad

This scene is what got me into the fandom. This beautiful, wonderful scene. The way you can tell exactly when Wheatley betrays even when you’re only listening to the music by itself is amazing. The beautiful red light underneath Wheatley showing how he’s corrupted by the chassis

All that built up sadness and anger in Wheatley finally coming out as he yells “I AM NOT A MORON” god it’s just amazing

I love this orb. I love him so much. He’s not a moron, he’s just hurt. He just needs someone who cares about him. Who loves him for who he is

I wish I could on and on but it feels impossible to put my love of this scene into actual words

Anyways, here’s a link to watch it

https://youtu.be/cT4aGoEEtVs?si=kcOIgB6SeFBviwQv

You've read the propaganda, so take it as you will and cast your votes!