#this is a blorb

[choking-on-ice]

it's Grandma!!! and oh no! she's nakey!

[archivebottles]

went on a sidequest this past week to draw some horse girls

[vastunlife]

day 8 - the rot

i give myself to you

[quesadilla-day]

he's flipping his hair... // lines under the cut

[marskiiii]

kill me theyre so cute ugh

[nikonuee]

Airplane and Cucumber should've made out at least ONCE

One sloppy, angry, half-drunk, make-out could fix them (make them so so much worse-)

One moment they're snarking at each other over plot points and "Well I don't see you writing anything, huh? I know how many of those shitty chapters you bought, you masochist!" Their wine is sloshing over the edges of their cups as they animatedly gesture to emphasise their point; The next, The two transmigration are pulling at the other's hair and exchanging wet, open-mouthed kisses. Complaining all through as they paw at the "Stupid Xianxia clothing" "You think it's cool-" and attempt to slip a hand beneath all the layers.

Cucumber ends up seated in Airplane's lap, head tilted back to allow more of that--surprisingly clever when it's not running off--mouth access to his collarbones, teeth running across the thin skin and sending shivers running down his back to pool at the base of his spine.

"I hate you so, so much"

"Yeah, yeah, can you hate me after you get your pants off?"

Cucumber's hissing insults between gasps as Airplane mouths his way up his thigh and Damn, 'Maybe those fingers aren't just for writing shitty porn after all? Oh, Oh-'

Cucumber absolutely doesn't have the face to see Airplane or God Forbid talk about it afterwards so he sneaks out of the Pleasure (heh) House in the early hours of the morning and takes the next available mission far far away from the sect.

He comes back to a smug Airplane who promptly gets his ass 'thwapped!' Because he couldn't resist the "Is it because we didn't say 'No Homo'?"

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

dnp if they got any closer

[birdhism]

How to identify different types of birds: If you'd like to learn how to draw and color these birds, you can pre-order my book! Out May 7th

[bigfatbreak]

i hope adrien fell first and i hope he hates his dad and i hope marinette thinks its sooo cute how much he hates his dad

[fafameow]

marx gijinka outfits ideas i forgot about

i dont even know what this is but kirby is cute

[leftshiftwashere]

more of this guy

[rottenwormies]

i miss them

[transmairon]

[theabigailthorn]

I love that you will see a post and go "holy shit, that's like that guy, that guy I played in that show, makes me smile every time one of those posts hits my dash

i love all my imaginary children, even the psycho vampire girl and the traumatised cannibal pirate lesbian. truly, you can't have a more thorough OC than the character you literally played in the movie lmao

[orofeaiel]

Blorb (of the White Crowned Sparrow variety)

[princeblue]

Sanemi Shinazugawa you will go to hell for trying to blind this face. Look at him. He’s an OUPPY!!!!!