#this is a hamilton reference isn't it?

[vipper73]

Who lives...

Who dies...

Who tells your story...

[ame-emberlea]

some odysseus & eurylochus thoughts. I love their dynamic but the fandom angers me sometimes.

(making it clear, I'm talking about some haters, not all, some of you actually make good points)

edit: it's 2am and i've had more thoughts so i word-vomited them all out in the tags

[jungwnies]

f1 grid (1/2) | two string bathing suit

୨ৎ : featuring : max verstappen, lewis hamilton, george russell, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri (click here for part two) ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by anon) : your f1!boyfriend reacting to you showing him two strings as a bathing suit (tiktok trend - click for reference)

୨ৎ : genre : romance comedy ୨ৎ : tws : slightly suggestive ୨ৎ : word count : 2073

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ᡣ𐭩 a/n : a rare wednesday post that isn't a solo story !! also i will be putting a pause on request bc my inbox is flooded, but once i have released a majority of the stories (within the next few weeks everyday there will be a new post in honor of 10k) they will open up again ty guys so much for the support <3

ʚ・max verstappen

“max,” you called from the bathroom, biting your lip to keep from laughing. “don’t freak out.”

he barely looked up from his phone. “that’s the worst way to start a sentence.”

you stepped out, deadpan. wearing… if you could even call it that… a “swimsuit” made of two threads, three knots, and maybe half a square inch of material. total. it looked like it was crocheted by a sleep-deprived spider. you posed with a straight face.

max blinked. then blinked again, slower.

“no,” he said, setting his phone down with almost religious care. “absolutely not.”

“what do you mean?” you said, fighting to keep a straight face. “it’s trendy. minimalist.”

“that’s not minimalist. that’s missing.”

you twirled, the strings shifting dangerously. “it’s high fashion.”

max stood up like he was about to perform an exorcism. “that’s not fashion. that’s barely science. you could sneeze and the whole thing would combust.”

“i think it’s cute.”

“i think it’s… illegal.”

you walked over slowly. he didn’t move, just looked absolutely offended by the garment clinging to your body with the hope and optimism of dental floss. “so… i can’t wear it on the yacht?”

he stared at you, stunned. “if you wear that on the yacht, i’m jumping into the ocean and letting nature take me.”

you burst out laughing, and he immediately buried his face in his hands. “who sold you that? who allowed this to exist?”

“i made it myself.”

his head snapped up in horror. “what.”

“yarn. patience. emotional damage.”

max grabbed the nearest towel and threw it around your shoulders like he was shielding your soul. “you need help. professional help.”

you leaned in, still grinning. “so that’s a no?”

he groaned. “i love you. but you’re grounded.”

ʚ・lewis hamilton

you stepped out slowly. wearing… well, calling it a swimsuit would be legally questionable. two strings of yarn tied together with the optimism of a third-grader’s friendship bracelet. honestly, it looked like you raided a kindergarten art bin and called it couture.

lewis lowered his sunglasses.

paused.

stared.

“be honest,” he said, slowly standing up. “did you lose a bet? or is this, like, a charity stunt i don’t know about?”

you fought to keep a straight face. “it’s my new swimsuit. do you like it?”

“do i like it?” he walked in a slow circle around you, studying it like a museum exhibit. “you look like someone gave a hamster a crochet hook and no supervision.”

“be serious.”

“oh, i am.” he waved a hand at the barely-there strings. “you’re out here dressed like a cursed macramé project.”

you pouted. “it’s artistic.”

“it’s traumatic.”

you posed dramatically. “but imagine this on the beach… champagne… sun setting…”

“yeah, and a full-blown scandal.” he crossed his arms. “you’re gonna flash everyone.”

you smirked. “so you’re saying it’s a little much?”

“i’m saying it’s one wardrobe malfunction away from me throwing my entire body over yours like a security guard.”

you grinned, stepping closer. “but you’d still let me wear it?”

he paused.

then? “yes. but only indoors. with the curtains closed. and a blanket.”

you laughed as he wrapped you up in the nearest hoodie and muttered, “i need a drink. and therapy. and maybe a glue gun.”

ʚ・george russell

you walked into the living room with the fakest innocent smile on your face and the largest box you could find on amazon. george was sitting on the couch, laptop open, looking like a ceo of something important.

“i got something for the trip,” you said sweetly.

he looked up. “that box is huge. did you order a tent?”

you beamed. “bikini.”

he blinked. “that’s not a bikini-sized box. that’s an appliance-sized box.”

you set it down and started dramatically peeling off the layers — tissue paper, unnecessary foam, even a fake ribbon — while george just watched in mild horror.

“is this an unboxing video?” he asked, deadpan. “should i film this for content? are we reviewing the manufacturer’s efficiency?”

you reached the final layer.

and pulled out the swimsuit.

or… the two lonely strings of yarn and a prayer that you were calling a swimsuit.

george stared.

and stared.

“…where’s the rest of it?” he finally asked, voice cracking ever so slightly.

“that’s it!”

he shut his laptop slowly. “that’s not it. that’s… that’s not a garment. that’s yarn.”

“it’s cute!”

“it’s nonexistent.”

you turned it around, holding it by the strings like it was a spider you weren’t sure was dead. “you don’t think it’s cute?”

he stood up like he needed to physically confront the reality of the situation. “how did you even find this? who sold it to you? did you blackmail someone? did it come with a warning label?”

“i packaged it myself.”

he blinked. “you what.”

“it’s a prank, babe.”

silence.

then, he slowly sank back onto the couch, covered his face, and mumbled, “you’re the reason i have stress dreams.”

you dropped the string bikini on his chest and smiled. “but you love me anyway.”

“i do,” he sighed. “i just… wish you loved fabric.”

ʚ・carlos sainz

carlos was lying on the bed, one arm behind his head, scrolling his phone while you rifled through your suitcase.

“i got a new swimsuit for the trip,” you said casually, pulling out a folded towel to fake wrap the "swimsuit" in.

he hummed. “another one?”

you smirked. “this one’s special.”

he turned his head just in time to see you dramatically unwrap what could only be described as two strings of yarn connected by stubbornness and delusion.

carlos sat up.

paused.

blinked.

“…dios mío.”

you fought to keep a straight face. “it’s cute, right?”

he stood up slowly, like his body was moving while his brain was buffering. “that’s not a swimsuit. that’s—that’s a trap. you wear that, and i’m fighting everyone.”

you held it up by the strings. “it’s kind of artistic.”

“it’s kind of criminal.”

you twirled it once. “it’s technically wearable.”

“it’s technically two pieces of string and a death wish.”

you laughed, tossing it onto the bed. “so you’re saying you don’t want me wearing it at the hotel pool?”

“hotel pool?” he gave you an incredulous look. “you can’t even wear that in our apartment without risking emotional damage.”

“too much?”

“i’ve seen paper towels with more coverage.”

you walked over and looped your arms around his neck, grinning. “jealous?”

he rested his forehead against yours, sighing dramatically. “no. i’m concerned. for your safety. and my blood pressure.”

you leaned in close. “you’re just mad because you know i’d steal the show.”

he kissed your cheek. “i’m mad because i know i’d get arrested for public indecency by association.”

you laughed into his shoulder, and he wrapped his arms around you like a man who had just stared into the abyss.

“i’m hiding that,” he muttered. “i don’t even trust you to prank me with it again.”

ʚ・charles leclerc

“charles?” you called sweetly, stepping into the hotel room with a mischievous grin and a suspicious little shopping bag.

he glanced up from the bed, where he was sitting with his ipad and airpods, one brow raised. “yes, amour?”

“i got a swimsuit for this weekend. want to see it?”

he smiled, setting the ipad aside. “of course.”

you pulled it from the bag slowly, two strings. only strings. it might have once been a swimsuit, but now? it was a scandal waiting to happen.

charles stared.

then blinked once.

then smiled. slowly.

“mon dieu…” he muttered, dragging a hand down his face. “is that legal?”

“technically,” you shrugged, holding it up. “there’s a front. and a back. i kind of wish it was thinner.”

he tilted his head, eyes trailing the string in your hands with the fascination of a man watching his entire moral compass short-circuit. “and you plan to wear this in public…it's already thin enough?”

“maybe. why?”

he stood, crossing the room in three slow, measured steps. “because, chérie… if you wear that outside, i will never survive it.”

you smirked. “you hate it?”

he leaned in close, lips brushing your ear. “no,” he whispered. “i want you to wear it. but only where i can see you.”

you blinked.

“put it on,” he said, voice low, fingers brushing the hem of your shirt. “let me see everything.”

you burst out laughing, hitting his chest lightly. “charles!”

he laughed too, pulling you in by the waist. “you’re evil,” he said against your neck, voice playful. “you come in here with two strings and expect me to be normal?”

“you seemed pretty into it.”

“i am,” he said shamelessly. “but mon amour… if you wear that out, i’ll have to start swinging. and i don’t want to go to jail in monaco.”

ʚ・lando norris

you stood in front of the mirror, struggling to keep a straight face as you unwrapped the tiny bag you’d stuffed the “swimsuit” into. two strings. one knot. less coverage than a shoelace.

“baaaabe,” you called sweetly. “i got a new swimsuit. wanna see?”

“yeah, sure!” lando shouted from the other room. “wait—should i come in there or—?”

you opened the door slowly, string bikini dangling from one finger like it was a precious artifact. “no need. just look.”

he turned.

froze.

squinted.

then: “what is that?!”

you fought a grin. “it’s my new bikini.”

“that’s not a bikini,” he said, already walking toward you like he needed to inspect it up close for safety reasons. “that’s—that’s a joke, right?”

you turned it around like a qvc host. “front and back. simple.”

he gaped at you. “it’s a crime scene.”

“very fashion-forward.”

“it’s barely forward! it’s not even forward-adjacent!”

you were shaking with laughter now as he waved his arms in genuine disbelief. “where did you even buy that? why did you buy that? how did they ship it? in a matchbox?!”

“i thought it’d be cute on the beach.”

he took the swimsuit carefully, like it might bite him, and held it up with two fingers. “there is more fabric in a tea bag.”

“i think you’re being dramatic.”

“i think you’re being dangerous.”

you stepped in close, resting your hands on his chest. “so you don’t want me to wear it?”

lando looked at you. then at the strings. then back at you.

“i want you to burn it.”

you grinned. “too late. i packed it.”

“i’m not letting you leave the hotel room.”

“promise?”

his jaw dropped. “you’re the worst.”

you winked. “and yet.”

he groaned into your shoulder, muttering, “i need therapy. and a one-piece. for you.”

ʚ・oscar piastri

you didn’t warn him.

you just walked into the hotel room, holding what looked like a piece of yarn with a dream. no dramatic intro, no buildup — just straight chaos.

“new swimsuit,” you said casually, tossing it onto the bed like it wasn’t about to destroy him.

oscar turned from his laptop, expression as flat and unreadable as always… until he saw it.

he stared.

blink.

longer stare.

“…that’s it?”

“that’s it.”

he sat back in the chair slowly, arms crossed. “that’s not a swimsuit.”

you raised an eyebrow. “you don’t like it?”

he took a very long pause. processing. buffering. internally screaming.

“i… don’t disapprove,” he said finally, choosing his words like they were part of a hostage negotiation. “but… i’m trying to understand where the rest of it went.”

you held it up by a single string. “it’s trendy. daring. very… cute.”

“it’s barely thread.”

you grinned. “so you do disapprove.”

he didn’t answer right away, just tilted his head, looking you up and down like he was trying to calculate structural integrity. “…if it makes you happy to wear that, then it’s fine.”

you squinted. “but you’re dying inside.”

he blinked. “a little.”

you walked closer, draping the swimsuit over his shoulder like a sash. “you don’t think i’d look hot?”

“that’s not the issue,” he said immediately, not even blinking. “the issue is physics.”

you burst out laughing, and that finally cracked a smile from him — soft, a little resigned, but full of affection.

“i trust you,” he added, voice quiet but firm. “i just… don’t trust gravity. or wind. or humanity.”

you kissed his cheek. “so private pool only?”

he nodded. “preferably with no windows.”

you leaned back, watching him eye the bikini like it was a cursed relic. “you’re kind of obsessed with me.”

he smiled again, this time without hesitation. “obviously.”

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[chaostudee]

controversially young gf part 2, lewis hamilton.

summary : being in an age gap relationship in the public eyes isn't easy. faceclaim : tyla a/n : part 1 is here hope u enjoy !!

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》 i knew damn well lewis would know how to treat a woman right

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》 girl release the album

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》 im sry girl but u are so weird he is old enough to be your dad......

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lewishamilton cooking something up 🍳

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lewishamilton wow he makes jokes

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f1girl literally my idol

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lewis and y/n text messages

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entertainmentweekly. on the carpet tonight y/n was asked about her partner lewis hamilton famous f1 driver and this was her response...

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user526 love her for this because some people can't seem to understand that her relationship should be her own business

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lewishamilton great weekend, now onto the next.

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texts between lewis and y/n and y/n and george

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[heartmix]

Dear Santa - LH44

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x driver!reader

Word Count: 1.5k+

Warning: use of the word hell

Twelve Fics of Christmas - Wish List

A/N: today was the last race :(

F1 Masterlist / Masterlist

The Red Bull social media team was certainly an interesting group of people. The amount of content they pumped out of you and Max was comical. Sometimes, a mindless video they made did numbers on TikTok. They somehow convinced Max to do whatever silly video they had planned. You, on the other hand, didn't mind the media aspect of the job. It was why you and Max sat in hospitality with Christmas-themed paper and red pens in front of you. 

"Are we writing letters to Santa?" Max asked eyeing out the team behind the camera. 

"Yup! Try to be honest with this one."

"I think we're the wrong demographic for this." You laughed, eyeing the candy cane border of the paper, as Max laughed beside you instantly picking up on what you were hinting at. 

"This isn't only for kids." a media personnel said.

"I wasn't talking in that sense." You smirked making Max bark out another laugh. "We cannot keep that in."

"Humor us, please." At that, you shrugged your shoulders, thinking, "Why not?" It was just a silly little video, and maybe it would keep the Santa mystery alive for kids who watched it. 

"I don't even know where to start." You really did try to think of things you wanted from 'Santa'. Could Santa gift you a Cartier Love Bracelet or a new car that you could drive and win every Sunday? 

Turning to Max you saw that he already started writing some stuff down. Why not write down some things you've been eyeing out on getting, not like it was going to get gifted to you. After about 10 minutes the team wrapped up the video saying it would do numbers when they released it during the off-season for Christmas. 

"Do I give this to you guys or?" You asked referring to the 'letter to Santa.'

"No you guys can take it." They said before bidding you a farewell. 

Since you had no pockets and there were no trash cans around you needed to carry it around for the majority of the day or until there was a trashcan. Throughout the day the letter went everywhere, meetings, data analysis, and more media content. Honestly, you forgot what the piece of paper was. Somewhere throughout the day, it was forgotten somewhere amidst all the chaos. Not that it was memorable in the slightest. 

The piece of paper was found in one of the outdoor catering areas. Lewis was looking for an open table to sit at and when he found one he found your list. At first, he was confused at the kiddy-looking paper, but upon closer examination, he saw that it belonged to you. It must have been for a video because why else would you be writing a wish list? To Santa no less. 

The more he read it, he couldn't help but feel a weird desire brewing inside him. The urge to buy all of the things on your list. Sure you could buy all of this for yourself and probably only wrote these things for whatever video they had you do, but he couldn't help but feel like you actually wanted these things and you were just too humble to get it for yourself. Why not gift them, after all, you deserved it for one hell of a season and just because of the warmth you brought to the paddock. 

When the week of Christmas rolled around you started cleaning your whole apartment to be ready for when your folks came. In the middle of it all the front desk rang you saying there were a plethora of packages waiting for you. To your knowledge, you didn't order anything and no one said they were bringing anything. 

"All of this is for you." The doorman gestured to the pill of bags on the trolly. What the actual hell was all of this?

"Umm, thanks." You said with a confused smile while you trailed it up the elevator.

When you got into your apartment, you recognized what all the bags were. They were all things from your wish list. This had to be some joke. Sure you revealed the list on the video, but there were a selected few who knew where you lived. No way Red Bull would get all of this, they weren't that nice. One by one you pulled the gifts out of the bag, part of you was curious but you honestly just wanted to find out if there was any clue as to who sent them. 

When you got down to the last bag it was a small box, still no sign of a card or hint. Opening the box it was a pair of keys, but not any keys, it was a set of Ferrari keys. There was absolutely no way someone gifted you the most expensive item on that list. This had to be someone who saw the list because they didn't allow you to say it in the video. A note was also in the box, your first clue as to who caused all of this. 

'Merry Christmas, come see your car' - L

L? Who the hell was L? Was L referring to a first or last name? It did not help with narrowing down people, there were plenty of people you knew who had L as their first or last name. Suddenly it clicked, 'come see your car'. There had to be someone waiting, the same someone who brought all these gifts. Quickly you rushed down, not forgetting the keys. Whoever the hell this person is was in for it. 

Rushing out of your apartment complex you looked around the streets for any sign of a Ferrari car. Unfortunately, this was Monaco so you'd have to go search for your specific car. It didn't take you long to find, with one click of the button of your car keys you heard the car at the end of the street. Rushing over you stopped in your tracks, not because of the beauty of the red car, but because of who was leaning against it. 

"Lewis?"

"Took longer than I expected." He said with a smirk sliding off the side of the car to come face to face with you. He took in your shocked expression and loved every second of it.

Still in disbelief and in the middle of processing everything you couldn't help but blurt out, "You're L?"

"Who else did you think it was?"

At that, there was no holding back anymore, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? Did you really get me every single thing on that list?" 

"It's just a little Christmas present." He shrugged like it was no big deal. It probably didn't even dent his bank account but the gesture was still extravagant. You wouldn't be surprised if Ferrari gave him the car for free. 

"How did you know I wanted a Ferrari? They didn't put that in the video?"

"Who said I did this because of the video?" Now you were back to being confused. If he didn't watch the video how did he know you wanted all of this? It was only then he held up a familiar piece of paper. No way.

"You found my list?"

"It's cute. I thought it was a fan's, but your name was signed at the bottom." He opened the folded paper to show that you indeed sign your name at the bottom of the heart. That part was forgotten about.

"It was just for a silly video."

"So you're telling me you don't like anything you got?" He challenged you, almost daring you to deny you didn't want it. He's been seeing the way you've been eyeing the car every few seconds. 

Letting out a sigh and a pout you confessed, "No no, I love everything, but Lewis you didn't have to do this."

"Well, I wanted to. You deserve all of this and I know you wouldn't get it for yourself. Too humble of a person." 

"I don't even know what to say, I mean I didn't get you anything. How can I ever repay you?"

"Well, there is one thing on my wish list." He hummed out. You were way too distracted to find out how to pay him back you didn't notice the grin that graced his lips. 

"What do you want? I swear I'll get it for you." At this point no matter how expensive or outlandish it was, he was getting his gift. 

"A date."

"A date?" 

"Yeah, with you." He couldn't be serious. Sure you both were great friends and he welcomed you with open arms when you started in F1, but there was no way you saw this coming. You didn't even think he looked at you in that sense. There was no denying that you weren't attracted to him, I mean he was THE Lewis Hamilton. 

"Are you serious?"

"You said you'd get me the last thing on my list and that's a date with you." Seeing as you weren't pulling away and there was a hint of amusement in your eyes he stepped forward taking your hand in his.

"Did you do all of this just to get a date out of me?" 

"Maybe." Now it was your turn to have a grin on your face. He's stupidly ridiculous but that's what's great about him. How could you turn him down?

"Well, how can I say no? I mean it's a fair trade." you hummed with a smile. He couldn't help the huge smile coming from his lips at the agreement. 

"Exactly. So why don't we take the car for a spin and call it our first."

[astonmartinii]

honey, honey [mamma mia part three] | formula one social media au

drivers: sebastian vettel, fernando alonso & jenson button

mamma mia | no more ace to play | masterlist | tips

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yourusername: little chick is finally showing and these old men are still obsessed with cars even though i'm RIGHT THERE !!

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user1: oh to be the one receiving those photos of fernando

user2: yeah yeah they're having a kid BUT the sheer amount of seb + fernando + jenson content we're gonna get

fernandoalo_oficial: so you go to goodwood with them but don't come to my race :(

yourusername: babe they outnumbered you but we'll be there in canada !!

jensonbutton: sorry some of us didn't choose to be a fossil in an f1 car. just hurry up and retire

yourusername: woah woah, let nando have his lil hobby

fernandoalo_oficial: y/n tell him he can't call me old

yourusername: jenson, fernando isn't a fossil, you know we prefer the term precious artefact, please apologise

jensonbutton: i'm sorry???

user3: omg this is going so fast

danielricciardo: ahhhh y/n is showing !! this is so exciting

sebastianvettel: chickie is the size of a lemon i think

danielricciardo: and you'll all be in canada?

yourusername: yes! i can't wait to meet all of you

danielricciardo: *can't wait to meet chickie's god father

fernandoalo_oficial: daniel you know we haven't decided that yet

jensonbutton: also i've partied with you, why do you think i'd trust you with my kid?

danielricciardo: ummm every child is entitled to a fun uncle ??

user4: i am once again stating how fucking obsessed i am with this set up

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yourusername: my personal favourite snippets of the god father applications. not sure it really made me trust any of them any more than before.

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user5: i was not expecting to actually see the applications but they defo didn't disappoint

maxverstappen1: ummmmm @charles_leclerc what do you mean? you are the instigator YOU pushed me into that puddle

charles_leclerc: it's okay max get it out (@sebastianvettel @fernandoalo_oficial @jensonbutton see how i am able to de- escalate this situation)

maxverstappen1: try and de-escalate this foot up your literal ass

charles_leclerc: i will put you in time out (i.e. watch your ass going into turn one)

yourusername: you guys realise this is not helping the application right?

maxverstappen1: nuh uh who wouldn't want a world champion as a god father

charles_leclerc: low blow verstappen

yourusername: girlies chickie has dads with seven championships between them so i really don't think she'll be impressed by two

user6: i'm sorry but roscoe hamilton as the reference is killing me

user7: full government name and everything

sebastianvettel: you guys laughed at me but this has amused me to no end

yourusername: you're a genius and i love you for this

user8: L BOMB?

jensonbutton: i take back calling the idea dumb, you were right :(

sebastianvettel: oh how the tables have turned

fernandoalo_oficial: can we all just agree that we never thought those dumbasses would actually fill one in?

yourusername: it makes me even more excited to meet them

jensonbutton: trust me the charm wears off real quick

user9: the way kimi wrote nothing and will probably end up being the god father anyway

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jensonbutton: best thing about pregnancy cravings is i have an excuse to use seb's insane car collection and brush up on my french

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user13: on dad duty with the dad angle he's ready

user14: honestly my heart is so warm over the fact that they've all embraced the situation

user15: girl we saw jenson and nando at mclaren together ... it's been coming

user16: oh and that one podium with jenson and seb they just need a girl they all liked to get their shit together and that's the most them thing ever

sebastianvettel: a man goes to one meeting and suddenly julie is being taken on grocery runs

jensonbutton: y/n wanted bagels so ?

sebastianvettel: i know we're having an actual kid but be careful with my mechanical kids as well

jensonbutton: do you forget i'm literally a driver too honey

yourusername: thanks for the bagel baby bagel dates 4 ever

fernandoalo_oficial: cream cheese and salmon WITHOUT ME?

yourusername: we put it in the fridge for when you get home :(

fernandoalo_oficial: awwwww really ???

yourusername: we love you (but also you can't eat soft cheese or raw fish while pregnant)

fernandoalo_oficial: it's the thought that counts?

user17: god this looks like domestic bliss, how does one come about three men to have a kid with in the swiss mountains?

yourusername: honestly i'm so lucky

sebastianvettel: we're luckier

jensonbutton: we're luckier

fernandoalo_oficial: we're luckier

yourusername: fucking hormones are making me ball my eyes out

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f1: category is ... baby presents !! y/n y/ln made her paddock debut with sebastian vettel and jenson button to support fernando alonso 💚

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user21: omg seb in his aston martin gear to support nando

user22: imagine showing this to someone in 2010 i think they would have a heart attack

danielricciardo: i had the best present ever god father is in the bag

charles_leclerc: i read your application there's no way, plus seb loves ferrari so my gift will be the best

mickschumacher: lets be real my application was the best

estebanocon: eh i think kimi's was the best

mickschumacher: he literally wrote nothing ????

estebanocon: and yet he outdid all of yall... embarrassing for some

user23: i feel like this fight to be god father is gonna end with a fist fight in the parking lot

yourusername: and i'll be there with my popcorn

sebastianvettel: maybe let's not encourage fighting

yourusername: why not, these squabbles over being in charge if all FOUR of chickie's parents die are the most entertaining thing in the world to me

jensonbutton: lets halt it on the fighting and dying talk okay (i will also be front row to watch these morons fight)

maxverstappen1: if it's a fist fight clear win for me imo

fernandoalo_oficial: how did we get here (i will referee)

danielricciardo: respectfully maxy, i will beat your ass

maxverstappen1: NUH UH

kimiraikkonen: i'm winning no question

sebastianvettel: now that i agree with

yourusername: i thought you were against fighting?

sebastianvettel: i guess it would be kind of funny (especially because any physical violence is an immediate red flag)

user24: okay but can someone actually let us know who got what cause i know these men probably got the dumbest shit that can never actually be used by a child

user25: there's a thread on twitter!

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fernandoalo_oficial: old man still got it 👍 thank you to the team for your help, needed to impress y/n with my day job x

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user27: impending fatherhood got nando looking like he can make it an eight championship house

sebastianvettel: @yourusername he's good but i was better

jensonbutton: @yourusername and i was even better x

fernandoalo_oficial: ummm this is literally my post about MY podium?

sebastianvettel: i would've won but that's just me 😬

fernandoalo_oficial: 2013 called and it wants your attitude back 🤨

jensonbutton: it's been ten years guys... (i would've also won)

sebastianvettel: well my trophy cabinet is the fullest so chickie will know who was the best by that :)

yourusername: the sexual tension is killing me, how did yall not shag back in 2010?

jensonbutton: too busy winning and being sluts elsewhere x

maxverstappen1: yall claim you would've won? yall wouldn't get close to me sorry not sorry

sebastianvettel: oh look who's out of the running for god father

maxverstappen1: NO I TAKE IT BACK

yourusername: don't worry maxy, he's joking the bee keeping suit went down VERY WELL

charles_leclerc: he's such a cheat i didn't even know they existed :(

maxverstappen1: you snooze you loose

yourusername: @charles_leclerc i'm craving pasta, i heard it's good in the ferrari hospitality

charles_leclerc: on it 🫡

fernandoalo_oficial: so is no one going to congratulate me?

yourusername: CONGRATS BUB! turns out you ARE great at your day job (and very sexy drenched in champagne)

sebastianvettel: i agree

jensonbutton: i agree

yourusername: once again how did yall make it through the 2010s

user28: i'm trying not to be weird about this but i know their sex life must be crazy

yourusername

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yourusername: baby's first f1 weekend and daddy nando did not disappoint (neither did the grid, yall are so generous thank you)

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user29: i am so unwell this is all so cute i might die

fernandoalo_oficial: i would get any shit box on the podium for you guys

yourusername: NO BRAKES! NO TYRES! OUT OF THE POINTS!

jensonbutton: babe that was over five years ago...

yourusername: ummmm i'm doing my research on your careers? i'd never watched f1 i needed to catch up

sebastianvettel: who showed you this?

yourusername: oscar and lando said they'd give me a quick fire history lesson

fernandoalo_oficial: @oscarpiastri @landonorris i've won 32 races and you show y/n that?

landonorris: funny?

oscarpiastri: we also showed her multi 21, sorry not sorry seb

sebastianvettel: not my four championships?

oscarpiastri: justice for my manager

user30: obsessed with how y/n can watch old races and most of the time one of her bfs win 😭

alexalbon: so great to finally meet you! the albon pets hope it's a girl!

yourusername: don't tell them i told you this but me too

jensonbutton: we can literally all see this?

yourusername: you guys would be such girl dads lets be real

user31: potential girl dad seb, jenson and fernando DO NOT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

user32: do NOT let seb name them he's already used all of the good bond girl names

sebastianvettel: i'll have you know kinky kylie is a top tier name

yourusername: for a car. do not suggest any names affiliated with any spy films

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sebastianvettel: thought i'd have a quiet life after retirement, i thought wrong

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user33: the BEAR ???

user34: what if i die so i can be reincarnated as the f1 baby

jensonbutton: always arguing over who is the best driver but yet i am always designated driver ... makes you think

sebastianvettel: you're the one who pulls the "i'm the oldest" card ... makes you think

fernandoalo_oficial: only one of us is still racing ... makes you think

yourusername: someone is waiting to go to bed but some people are arguing in the comment section ... makes you think

user35: this kid is going to have the most entertaining childhood ever...

yourusername: @fernandoalo_oficial retire so you can join the crochet club

fernandoalo_oficial: no can do i need to bring home the bacon (and beat lewis)

lewishamilton: why am i catching strays? can i join the crochet club instead of fernando?

yourusername: it's strictly bring your own yarn and real housewives only

lewishamilton: make it beverly hills and i'm there

fernandoalo_oficial: ummmmm ??? @mercedesamgf1 ur driver is retiring you heard it hear first

yourusername: you guys gonna beef over crochet as well?

fernandoalo_oficial: yes.

lewishamilton: yes.

jensonbutton: okay nando you're the only one we're waiting for, we're debating god fathers

fernandoalo_oficial: one sec my pr team called me, turns out you can't make up a rumour that lewis hamilton is retiring, who knew?

maxverstappen1: VOTE FOR ME PLEASE

charles_leclerc: you've won enough this season, let me have this one

mickschumacher: i'll bring breakfast in the morning for three votes at least

yourusername: do NOT try and bribe the jury.

note: PART THREE! okay so it's finally here and i hope it's what you guys were looking for... the race for god father is heating up and the name arguments are only just starting... i am enjoying the pregnancy content but i'm excited for baby time !!!

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˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ words of endearment - the grid ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

pairing: female!reader x the grid

summary: the words of endearment or pet names the men of the grid would more than likely call you if you were in a relationship with them! <3

a/n: this isn't anything super serious! just something cute i was thinking of yesterday & decided to write it! :))

max verstappen ➵ liefje - meaning "little dear" in dutch. although you may be the same height as him, maybe even taller, he just thinks that term is so fitting, so you. you're his little dear, whether you like it or not!

sergio "checo" pérez ➵ mi amor - meaning "my love" in spanish. it was one of the first nicknames he ever gave you, and it has just stuck since. however, the meaning of it has become deeper and deeper as your relationship with the driver has progressed. he often uses it in interviews whenever speaking of you, just to keep your name private from the nosy press.

carlos sainz ➵ mi corazón - meaning "my heart" in spanish. you are quite literally everything he has ever wanted in a partner, and you treat him exceptionally well. since you have shown him nothing but love from the start of your relationship, you are the reason he keeps going. you keep him motivated to keep breathing, so that's how you got the loving nickname.

charles leclerc ➵ love of my life - you could quite literally ask anyone who charles loves the most, and their answer would be you. that man adores you more than he loves racing, more than leo, and more than his friendships with the other drivers. you are the one thing he loves most, so of course he's going to refer to you as the love of his life.

lando norris ➵ my sunshine - after a tough race one day, you held him in your arms, humming "you are my sunshine" as he fell asleep. ever since that night, he has always lovingly referred to you as "my sunshine", as you light up his dark days.

oscar piastri ➵ honey - the meaning behind this is simple. you're just so sweet like honey, and he cannot get enough of you. even when you're apart, he is craving his little "honey bee."

lewis hamilton ➵ love bug - at first, he used it jokingly, since he thought you "stung" him, injecting him with a love spell. however, over time, it is the nickname he has used it the most frequently. he uses it all of the time: in interviews, across social media, and at the paddock. you will forever be his little love bug.

george russell ➵ darling - this was another one used jokingly, but over time, it really grew on him. you were making fun of his british lingo and accent one day, and so he jokingly stated, "well if you don't like it darling, then you can leave!" yet, it grew on you too, the two of you using it for inside jokes, but for other occasions as well.

daniel ricciardo ➵ my sweet southern belle - he likes to use this one with an exaggerated accent. we all know how much daniel loves the south, so it was just perfect he used it one day with you. also, he likes to think you're a little innocent. (but that could be further from the truth, and he knows it)

yuki tsunoda ➵ my cutie - he just thinks everything you do is so so cute. he can't get enough of your contagious energy, and your presence. additionally, he uses the term whenever he addresses you on social media, which has the fans going wildddd at how pure his love is for you.

pierre gasly ➵ ma moitié - meaning "my other half" in french. he likes to think of it more as "my better half" whenever he uses it. after all, you bring out the best in him. no matter his mood, the occasion, or the location. you are just his person, and he wants you to know that.

esteban ocon ➵ mon cœur - meaning "my heart" in french. you are this man's everything. his sun, his moon, his stars. his entire world. he would be so lost without all of your continuous support and love.

fernando alonso ➵ bebé - meaning "baby" in spanish. although you get mami quite often, he uses the latter because you are his baby. no one else could ever compare to you.

lance stroll ➵ ma belle - meaning "my beautiful" in french. he just thinks you are so breathtaking, and he wants you to know every. single. day. no matter what.

alex albon ➵ sweetheart - not only are you sweet, but you have a good heart. and that is what alex admires most about you, as it shines through in every aspect of your life. so why not combine the two?

logan sargeant ➵ baby girl - look, the man is from florida so i can picture him exaggerating this with a slight southern accent. however, this was a nickname he used from day one, as he did not want you to lose interest or feel like you were unwanted.

kevin magnussen ➵ skat - meaning "treasure" in danish. when you first heard him say it, you were confused, as you thought he was quire literally calling you "shit." however, he made it very clear that you are the one thing in life that he cherishes the most.

nico hülkenberg ➵ engel - meaning "angel" in german. you appeared in his life at a moment where he needed someone most, so he lovingly refers to you as his "little engel." plus, he thinks you just have this warm, inviting light to you that always shines.

valterri bottas ➵ kulta - while the meaning directly translate to "gold" in english, he uses it endearingly as "dear" or "darling." as the english translation suggests, you are so precious to him and he never wants to let you go.

zhou guanyu ➵ beautiful girl - when zhou slid into your dms for the first time, that was the first thing he commented. since then, the nickname has stuck. and no, you never get tired of it. ever.

bonus!

toto wolff ➵ hase - meaning "bunny" in german. if you were to be an animal in his eyes, you would be a bunny. you're oh so cute, oh so cuddly, and well... the two of you may act like rabbits at times (if ya catch my drift)

[sunny44]

Would you?

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x Wife!reader

Warnings: mentions of going to make sex

Summary: Lewis asks his wife if she would still love him if he didn't have a British accent.

I know how much my wife loves my English accent because she told me several times how sexy she thinks it is and that it's certainly one of the things she finds most attractive about me and that's why I decided to record a video asking her something since fans complain that there isn't as much content with the "best Hamilton" according to them.

“Hey honey I have a question for you.” I said when she exit the bathroom.

“Yes?”

“Would you still love me if I didn’t have a British accent?” I’ve asked and she stated giggling.

“Of course I would.” She smiled. “Just a tiny bit less.”

“I knew it.” I’ve said and we laugh. “You are naughty.”

“I just love it so much but I would still love you.”

“And you'd still marry me?"

“I don’t know.” She pretends to think and then laughs as she walks over to me, putting her arms around my shoulders. “Of course I would, I didn’t marry you because of the British accent. Even though it was one of the things that I found most attractive about you.

“Yeah I can see that.” She laughs. “What else attracts you?”

“Your voice, the Tattoo’s, the braids, your body, the way you are such a gentleman and a lot more things.”

“Yeah?” She agreed. “Well in that case I think I can show you all these things in our bedroom.”

“I think that’s a great ideia.” She say’s and I threw my phone on the sofa and picked her up and practically ran with her to our room.

I threw her on the bed and climbed on top of her, who was looking at me anxiously.

“God I love you so much.” I’ve said while kissing her neck.

“How about you show me how much you love me?”

“Your wish is my command.”

Bonus scene!

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Y/nhamilton But god I love the English

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Lewishamilton yeah and I know how much

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LewisHamilton love you too babe

Y/nhamilton 💜💜

User44 we love a good Taylor Swift reference

User01 we needed more Lewis and y/n content

Lewishamilton wait until I post the video of me asking her if she would still love me if I didn’t have a English accent

User01 holy shit he answered me

[deikshen]

I've been getting comments (very welcome and well received!! Thank you!!) about how much they like the husbands I created for Binghe's male harem in my fic, although many of you keep saying that you still can't remember their names lol

And let me tell you the truth!! Me neither :D

Their names, personal details, personal relationships, who they get along with, etc., are all handwritten in a notebook I have and I check obsessively while I write because while my memory was good enough to memorize the entire Hamilton in high school, it isn't now!! Paper is my new memory. But you don't have that, so... I searched like crazy for something to represent them, and I found this PERFECT character creator that I got the most out of, just editing a few details here and there to make the representations of the husbands look more like they did in my head!

So... *drum roll* Let me introduce you to The Eleven Husbands of Luo Binghe!

(Yes, that is a completely intentional reference to Evelyn Hugo lol)

I hope the font are understandable to all of you!! I'll try to add an ID for all of them later, just in case!!! :D

I tried to make all of them have differentiating and recognizable characteristics at the same time, and some more than others a similar style (heheheh), although in general I have to admit that Binghe's attempt to find his Shizun in immortal masters has been moving away from “identical to Shen Jiu” the more male flowers he added to his harem. I tried to make that noticeable too!!

And just because I really liked how they turned out individually, I'm also adding them here without their descriptive texts!!, they are so handsome, I swear, if I were Binghe I would marry them all too

Anyway, thanks for reading my fic! Thanks for joining me in the creation of this story from the mere concept and the process through it! Thank you for the enormous patience and immense support you have been giving me with this! Thank you for your kind comments and thoughtful words with each chapter, for the silent support and the kudos too!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!! :'D

[soineffablygay]

(F1 RPF race roll for P19 and P2 in China -> Lewis Hamilton & Lando Norris; in reference to the china cooldown room incident; crossposted on ao3)

Cooldown

The worst thing is, Lewis knows exactly what Nico would say to Lando after his "Throwing the cap"-cooldown-room scene. He'd stare at him with his piercing eyes and give a matter-of-fact "That's not very nice" like he's chastising a child for not saying "Thank You".

But Lewis is not Nico and he was never curt like that, was never outright demanding kindness for himself like that. And besides that, he isn't actually offended by what Lando and Oscar had said, not like Nico would be. He still can't help that little voice inside his head that immediately goes to tell him that Lando and Oscar are nothing like him and Nico and that they know fuck all about what it was like. And that Lando has no right to joke about it.

So when Lewis is standing next to Lando as they're waiting to be allowed to get into their cars parked next to each other in the front row in Japan, he feels a little unnerved, but it's not like he's gonna say anything.

Lando being Lando, though, of course couldn't just let it be. "Sorry if you've seen the cooldown room thing from China, mate. I know it's a sensitive topic," is what he says and he says it in a way that let's Lewis know that he's not actually apologising but instead trying to rile him up minutes before the start of the race.

Of course, Lewis has been around the block a few times, a few times more than Lando, so he's not gonna take whatever Lando is throwing him here. "Sure, mate," he says and looks straight ahead, clasps his hands.

Lewis can see Lando smile innocently out of the corner of his eyes. "Yeah, I mean, we're just always saying we don't wanna end up like Brocedes, you know."

Later, Lewis will be a bit annoyed at how easy it ended up being for Lando to get him there, but this was enough already to make him snap.

He turns around to look at Lando for the first time. "Mate, you could never be like us. You can't even begin to understand how much history and, by the way, talent, you're missing for that. You're just two inexperienced guys stuck together in a winning car for PR purposes," Lewis spits out. "Come next year you won't even have the problem of fighting for 1-2.

Lando simply hums like he's considering it and then smirks at him. "Yeah, maybe. Or maybe I'm just that much better at getting fucked by my team mate and still being genuinely happy for him when he outperforms me. Because we genuinely like each other." There's a beat where Lando assesses Lewis again, then he adds, "You should try that some time."

Lewis is genuinely too stunned to speak, and his heart is pounding and he's still trying to really understand what Lando had just said to him, when the stewards finally give the OK to get in the cars.

Lando starts to walk off, but can't stop himself from turning around again. He shoots Lewis a "Good luck, mate" with a wink and a winning smile.

Oh, Good luck indeed.

(When Oscar overtakes Lewis from P3 in turn 1 and Lewis watches the two McLarens drive off, he thinks, stupidly, that maybe he should call Nico.)

[soclearlytosee]

Stranger Things, Peter Pan, Mothers, and Wendys

Some Peter Pan artifact, I'd guess a Disney movie tie-in book, hanging out in Holly's room

I recently watched The Lost Boys and read Peter Pan (really Peter and Wendy in The Annotated Peter Pan but what version of the story is "the original" is infamously convoluted). 

The Lost Boys was a viewing experience that made me feel like I understood the Duffers’ whole deal in a completely new way - like watching Election finally made me understand what Ryan Murphy has actually been trying to do all this time. I know we’re always like Spielberg, King, Carpenter, etc but how much of this movie is in ST’s DNA is pretty wild, there even is a “barricading the house against a supernatural threat with everyday items as makeshift weapons" montage with a synth score. Joel Schumacher we gotta start giving you your proper due in this conversation, we do simply owe gay ppl everything (also as with any worthwhile ST reference to pull at @/threemanoperation has already been on this beat)

Anyways, The Lost Boys is a spiritual Peter Pan adaptation and one big current that shows up from its source text is a real preoccupation with the mother.

These aren’t the only ST reference texts with a lot of mom stuff going on. We’re getting probably the icon of genre movie motherhood herself with Linda Hamilton joining the show in s5, and pregnancy body horror is like the entire thing in extremely obvious ST creature design touchpoint Alien.

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Linda Hamilton seems to be playing a female counterpoint to Brenner/Papa, so all signs point to them intentionally invoking that reference at least.

Joyce is our purest Spielberg mom: the harried single parent, doing her best, a bit eccentric. She’s taken a backseat in recent seasons, but a new maybe-Mama taking on Papa's mantle as s5’s primary human antagonist points to Joyce taking more of a lead again. 

Joyce seeming to spend a substantial chunk of s5 separated from Hopper gives me hope, as does her seeming to be the most connected with Henry of our ST-adult-cast-as-teens in The First Shadow. We heard Victor’s story last season, so turning to Virginia’s role in the tragedy of Henry might be another narrative element that pulls Joyce out as a foil.

One of our other established moms, Karen, also looks to be getting an expanded role in s5. If Holly is indeed taken by the military, she should join Joyce to take on Linda Hamilton (are we ever going to learn her character name good lord). 

If Joyce and Karen are our Mrs. Darlings, then we have the Wendy-coded among us: "mothergate" creator El, and Alienesque body horror victim/slug incubator Will.

Like Wendy, El and Will both have their own personal playhouses even within the broader kid kingdoms of Neverland, Mike’s basement, and the woods.

And, of course, once Wendy leaves Neverland and grows up, she has a daughter named Jane who eventually journeys to Neverland with Peter herself.

Wendy’s primary “power” in Peter Pan is storytelling, which lives with mothers in the book/play in a very fairy tale logic sort of way. Peter is initially attracted to the Darlings’ nursery window by Mrs. Darling’s bedtime stories. And that's the reason he is convinced to bring Wendy to Neverland (she "tempts him" with stories).

This actually convinces Peter to bring Wendy to Neverland even if he isn't so hot on the idea of mothers himself. "The Boy Who Hated Mothers" was a working title for Peter Pan the play.

There is an interesting relationship between storytelling and time in Peter Pan that probably deserves more exploration, maybe a topic for a later post. The residents of Neverland exist out of time, which means they can’t conceptualize beginnings or endings - and that's why they can’t tell stories and Wendy's ability to do so has such allure.

in Neverland, time has literally been killed

I still haven’t totally made sense of what this implies for our Neverlandesque-frozen-in-time Upside Down and El and friends’ preoccupation with stories in s5. But it feels significant in the final act of our coming-of-age story, especially considering why the Upside Down is stuck on November 6, 1986 is allegedly a driving mystery of what's to come, according to the Duffers.

[inkafterdark]

Alexander Hamilton's Astrology Chart

Yeah we're doing this I know this isn't academic, but I just find this fun and I enjoy indulging my spiritual side from time to time. Please don't get mad at me I see him as an Aries Ascendant based on intuition, and I think it makes sense for reasons that will hopefully be illustrated below. I've set his birth date and time as Jan. 11th, 1755, at 12:00 pm (St. Kitts and Nevis). I'm using Tropical placements and Whole Sign houses. Might do a compatibility reading between him and Laurens if anyone is interested. Or even Laurens's chart by itself?? Warning: This is long as shit.

As an Aries Ascendant, Hamilton presents himself as bold, direct, and driven. He commands attention; borderline belligerent. Aries is also the natural ruler of the First House (Ascendant usually marks the beginning of the native's First House). This means the rest of his houses are in the signs of their rulership; the houses are in the signs most comfortable for them. Firstly, we can see a cluster right in his Medium Coeli (his 10th House/Midheaven). Five. Fucking. Planets. All in one sign. That's a RIDICULOUS stellium. It makes him very unbalanced in terms of his personality. Such a stellium makes Hamilton's entire personality about order, pragmatism, production, and legacy. The 10th house rules career and public image, and Capricorn naturally rules this house- it's the CEO of the zodiac. Now, we know that already having studied him, but lets break things down by planet and how each of them act in the sign of Capricorn. Capricorn Sun: Hamilton's core ego. Though Capricorn is an earth sign (pragmatic, material-focused, 'stable'), it is also a cardinal sign, which refers to the 'mode' or energy of the sign. Cardinal signs are about initiation, while fixed are about inertia, and mutable is adaptability. We already know that he's practical, ambitious, and extremely hard-working. Earth signs are known to be more quiet and focused on practical things, but cardinal energy gives more passion and an urge to move (he also has other placements that make him more passionate, but we'll get to that later). Hamilton wants a public image, he wants success, glory, and legacy. He also wants stability and predictability- he was the revolutionary who was afraid of revolution.

Capricorn Moon: The moon rules our emotions, vulnerabilities, how we nurture, and mother. A Capricorn moon is very hard to pry open, and Hamilton kept his cards close to his chest. Unless there is something he recognizes in someone else, or he feels comfortable around someone, he's going to keep his emotions tucked away. In terms of nurturing, this is a very practical moon, and tends towards acts of service. He deeply values loyalty, and wants people who show up for him- that makes him feel that he can depend on someone, and that helps him open up. When it comes to mother, Capricorn moon may indicate a mother that focused on structure, responsibility, discipline, and providing essential needs for her children. Not overly warm.

Capricorn Mercury: Mercury rules our thoughts and communication, how we process information. Hamilton wants to learn things and get information that is useful to him. He's not one for learning random facts or passion subjects- he wants to learn information that will be helpful for his long-term goals. His contemporaries also described him as very frank. He's probably capable of keeping a lot of details in mind- the way he was able to account for all the money in the Treasury and hand it in early? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him wha tt he hell

Capricorn Venus: This is somewhat similar to the Capricorn moon, because Venus, as the planet of love, also has to do with relationships and care. Hamilton's love language again comes up as acts of service. He shows his love by providing stability (or trying to, at least). Being in the 10th House, his love also becomes filtered through status. When we look at his letters, he definitely wanted someone with money (not that he didn't love Eliza for who she was; he seemed prepared to love her in poverty). Although he's concerned with status, this is also the type of Venus that doesn't just let go. It has staying power. Capricorn Venus wants a relationship that will stand the test of time. Though he might not necessarily be faithful, he wants to be a permanent fixture in his lover's life; he will always come back. Hamilton is slow to attach, but once he's there, you're stuck with him (unless you really piss him off). He's also very attracted to serious, mature people (Laurens). Capricorn Saturn: Saturn is in the sign of its rulership here, making it behave in a more 'Saturn-like' way. Yay. Saturn is about discipline, responsibility, authority, and work- it's father time. Saturn doesn't like short-cuts or short term planning. This only exacerbates Hamilton's obsession with long-term planning, legacy, structure, order, and permanence. With all the other planets, this might give him a mild authoritarian streak. He is perpetually focused, perpetually moving and striving. Hamilton also greatly appreciates a good work ethic in others. Capricorn Chiron: Chiron symbolizes our core wound. Having it in the 10th House, in Capricorn, suggests a core wound around not being enough. Hamilton genuinely struggles with feeling that he is enough just as he is. This man desperately wants to feel safe, that he doesn't have to prove anything, but he can't believe it. He feels that he has to earn love, respect, and acceptance; that these things can't possibly be freely given. Jupiter in Virgo: Jupiter is a little awkward in Virgo– Jupiter likes expansion, philosophy, travel– he's the Santa Claus of the zodiac. Virgo is about structure, health, and daily routines. With Jupiter's expansive nature, I suppose this manifests as Hamilton essentially structuring everything in his daily life to an obsessive degree. It also might make him bite off more than he can chew (thanks to Jupiter's optimism and expansive qualities). He was known to over-schedule himself, apparently. Hamilton might find enjoyment in service roles with this placement, which is kind of strange to think about, but might lend itself to his love language. This placement might have to do with his enjoyment of serving his country, in terms of helping it become structured and strong. There's an interesting nurturing energy here. He was known to be actively involved in his children's lives as a father, and gave his son, Philip a schedule for his daily routine and development. It's care through structure. I think his 5th House Neptune in Leo (which we'll get to in a moment) also tied in with his child-rearing, making him protective, deeply loving, and patient.

Mars in Sagittarius: Mars is where our passion, sexuality, instincts, and defenses lie. This is where we get some fire. It makes Hamilton bold, provocative, and philosophical. He fights over beliefs, ideals, reputation, honor. He doesn’t just want to win—he wants to be right. With it being in the 9th House, every duel threat wasn’t just ego—it was about defending what he believed defined his legacy. His Capricorn stellium just adds fuel to that fire. This man cannot calm the fuck down. Pluto in Sagittarius: Pluto rules the darkest parts of our personality. It represents sex (yes, more sex), death, rebirth, power, debt, inheritance, trauma, and obsession. As a generational planet, most people around Hamilton's age would have also had Pluto in Sagittarius, so the sign is less personal– what makes it personal is the house placement in the chart. Hamilton has his Pluto in the 9th House, with his Mars (though they are far enough apart not to be conjunct). This combination of his Capricorn stellium in the 10th with his Sagittarius Mars and Pluto made him incapable of letting slights slide, especially if they happened in the public or political sphere. It was like a compulsion—he couldn't stop himself. Every attack was deeply personal; an attack on his very identity.

Neptune in Leo: Neptune is considered the higher octave of Venus- love and art becomes spiritual and transcendent here. Neptune is the planet of illusion, delusion, dreams, fog, spirituality, and our undoing. Hamilton has this dreamy planet in his 5th House, which is the House of romance, self-expression, fun, and children (he loves his babies). Leo rules the 5th House, and essentially makes Hamilton's sense of romance and self-expression very grandiose and theatrical. This is a very, very, intensely romantic placement, and is definitely at odds with his pragmatic Capricorn nature. Neptune here can lead him to idealize lovers and romance, which tracks, given how often he would flit from woman to woman during his youth. When it comes to self-expression, Hamilton's writing is very ostentatious, bordering on pretentious, in classic Leo style. He also gesticulated a lot, emphasizing his points, and likely did so in regular conversation. When he's in the throes of romance...he's really fucking dramatic:

"A spirit entering into bliss, heaven opening upon all its faculties, cannot long more ardently for the enjoyment, than I do my darling Betsey, to taste the heaven that awaits me in your bosom. Is my language too strong? It is a feeble picture of my feelings: – no words can tell you how much I love and how much I long – you will only know it when wrapt in each others arms we give and take those delicious caresses which love inspires and marriage sanctifies..." Now if we want to get into Hamilton's sexuality (which I know you all do), these placements make him interested in people who challenge him. I do see him as someone whose frustration could turn to eros, but that might just be me. His Mars craves intellectual stimulation and ideas. Mars governs libido, and in Sagittarius, it turns debate, vision, and ideological combat into desire. So...we can probably speculate that he's sapiosexual in some way. Pluto here makes him want transformational sexual experiences. His sex drive is powerful, passionate, and intellectually infused. This, paired with his entire Capricorn stellium makes him someone who craves control. He wants someone to be devoted to him; it feeds his ego and makes him feel wanted. This is some serious Dom energy, if he ever had the space to be one. His Aries Ascendant and Leo Neptune in the 5th House add a flair for flirtation and make him a bit more sexually forward, even if he's emotionally closed off. He gives sex freely, but his love has to be earned. My personal addition: I think that Hamilton may have been capable of polyamory. I think he loved Eliza dearly, and he also deeply loved Laurens. They just affected him in different ways. I think if he'd been in a situation and society where polyamory was tolerated, he absolutely would have said yes to having both of them. Whether they would have agreed to it is another story. Uranus in Pisces: Uranus represents sudden shocks and surprises, innovation, humanitarianism, and enlightenment (in a universal sense). In Pisces, it takes on a more confusing, dreamy tone (since Pisces is rule by Neptune). His Uranus lays in his 12th House, which is the house of loss, imprisonment, spirituality, dreams, and our undoing. It's a very mysterious house. This natal placement creates a life of sudden changes, losses, and confusion. edit: Forgot to add his North Node: North Node in Libra: Our North Node indicates the lesson and skills we are meant to cultivate in this lifetime; skills that are foreign to us. His North Node was in Libra, landing in his 7th House, which is the house of relationships and partnerships. This means his South Node was in Aries, the opposite, landing in his 1st House— the house of the Self. Hamilton's soul’s evolutionary journey was about partnership, diplomacy, and balance. He was meant to learn how to collaborate and not dominate. Which...I'm not sure he succeeded at. I don't really have a conclusion prepared here. Hamilton was both intensely pragmatic and romantic, and I think this chart explains his personality pretty well, illustrating all the contradictions within him. This man was very tortured and conflicted. What he really needed was for someone to tell him that he didn't need to burn himself out or earn love; that he was worthy of it just by virtue of being a human being.

Idk if I'll delve into this again— perhaps I can do deeper analysis in the future, but for now, this is it!

[feralforfrank]

simon riley x gn!reader

one hamilton (the musical) reference

just thinking of simon coming home from work, exhausted and in immediate need of +10 hours of sleep. he falls asleep next to your already sleeping form after sorting out his dirty clothes and showering. he's out like a light.

next day, he wakes up to an empty bed, cuddling a bear plushie he brought you from australia some time ago. your flat isn't that big, your kitchen just a wall away, so he already knows where faint singing is coming from.

he drags himself out of bed, stomach grumbling at the smell of breakfast being cooked.

you don't see simon leaning in the doorway, as your back is turned to him. you're struggling to flip the omelette inside the pan as you try to keep up with the song. he recognises the musical you love so much; hamilton. you're twisting and turning, playing all parts of the musical while using the spatula as a microphone.

an adorable sight, really. simon can't help the smirk upturning his lips. your performance is nothing short of incredible.

when the song ends he clears his throat, startling you. "fucking christ, simon! you scared the shit out of me!"

"don't stop on my account, love." his tone is teasing.

you scoff, rolling your eyes. you turn your attention back to the pan, lowering the volume of your music. "fuck off, arsehole."

you hear his feet shuffle and a few seconds later you feel him wrap his arms around your shoulders, pulling you to his chest.

he smells of your shampoo and faintly of cigarettes, a delicious combination. you bite on his huge bicep as an attempt to escape and finish cooking, but simon only loosens his hold on you, doesn't fully let go.

"i gotta take your breakfast off the stove." he grunts in response, unmoving.

you whine. "c'mon si, do you want a burnt omelette or what?"

"wan' hold y'love. didn't get to yesterday, " he says, words coming out muffled from the crook of your neck.

you sigh, defeated. he's just gonna have to tolerate a slightly burnt omelette. you turn the stove off, fully leaning back on your sleepy boyfriend. you stand there for a moment. your music is the only sound inside the flat.

a smile grows on your face. "welcome home, si."

—

bonus. he complains about the omelette's bottom being black asf and you just glare at him from your spot in the sofa. he cheekily smiles back, having succeeded in annoying you from across the room.

[jessiwritesstories]

Controversial take but I feel like all apps are becoming like TikTok like no offence but why did Tumblr feel the need to add a section to watch videos on their app (idk what it's called lmao) I loved the way it was before and they don't even recommend videos from the tags you've followed, and it's not just Tumblr. It happened on Webtoon too and I was so sad, there really isn't any need for this, seriously. I love the apps the way there were before you don't need to become like TikTok, you're amazing just the way you are <3

Also still writing the Moonwater fic, don't worry. It's going to take a while for me to start posting it on ao3 but bear with me. School is so draining and I have exams at the end of the year so I've been studying non-stop (Hamilton reference) I'm so excited for the Easter Break

[th3-c0ll3ct3r]

Wilbur did an update video:

Here's the breakdown

He said he wanted to bring some clarity to the situation that happened last year but doesn't want to dig at old news

But if you want to dig up old news then why say anything?

Then he states that he does not like the labels that are being used surrounding him and that his family and friends know that he isn't an abusive

And to prove his point he'd have to share personal information about himself which is isn't comfortable with, so we should just trust him

To which, the genuine counter argument is:

1. We knew what the inside of his old apartment was, because Fundy showed it in a vlog

2. We know the city he lives in. THE CITY

3. We know his age (roughly), gender, date of birth, full legal name and his physical looks

4. We know what he would have named his first born child if they were born AFAB

5. People know where he's going to be because of his tours

6. We know his preferred brand of clothing, his style of clothing etc...

7. We know what he did/would have done at University, as he used to say on the dsmp that he was an English major. Since we don't have "Majors" in the UK, the thing he was most likely to be referring to is his pursuits for an English Language and Literature degree.

7.5 we know it was an English Language and Literature degree because he himself recounted learning and being interested in Hamilton and The Odysseus (being English Literature) and English Language is creative writing. Like the script of the dsmp

8. People know what trains and tubs he takes (idk how but they do)

And ALL this information was shared by him, in either his blogs, videos, live streams or collabs. So to say he doesn't share personal information yet have all this out thier is a lie

Furthermore to say that "alot of influence have to share personal information with fans for XZY" is a lie, because content creator like Ethoslab, Zombiecleo, Okaysoheresthething, Ranboo, MANY vtubers and other have all been able to keep both their likeness and personal information out of public spaces by just choosing not to share it, and taking the necessary steps not to have it public

But anyways, then he said he still stands by what his statement said in February of last year but people "misinterpreted probably due to his wording"

To which I'll point out again he's an English major/was a uni student for English/has a degree in English. So he either lied about his academic pursuits or his wording was somewhat intentional, because their ain't NO WAY-

Then he states that he doesn't the "sides to fight each other"

To which, I would like to add my own personal accounts of his fans. Not one single Shubble supporter or victim supporters did or said anything negative or harmful to me even when I asked questions.

His fans on the other hand... Yeahhhhhhh.

So this is coming a bit too late. Like 17 months late

But sure it's a good message to stand by, and no one should be sending death threats or "fighting" each other.

And then he got to the main bit about the video.

Not to give clarity

Not to further update his fans

But to promote his band and to say he wants to do more videos. Leading many to realise the first 30% of the 5 minutes long video was just engagement baiting, into getting more people to see, spread and recognise that he's coming back to content creation and his band is preforming again

TLDR: the most useless video I've seen this week. He says he wants to give clarity but then doesn't do that and spends 30% of the video contradicting himself and then promotes himself and his band.

[undeadghostkid]

Hamilton reference?

Hamilton the musical reference!

Hamilton H. County park isn't being used.

Hamilton H. County?

Hamilton is the less popular brother of Jefferson G. County.

Why haven't I heard of him?

His enemies destroyed his rep and America forgot him.

*Disappointed look of Disappointing*

(Unsure) Um..

(Cheerfuly) Anyway it's a nice park.

*S2 E18b parks and wreck*