#this is how i imagine his jokes to go
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"Regulus- can I call you Regulus?"
Regulus, joking but with a flat tone and expression: "No you must call me by my full name: Regulus Arcturus Black the second."
"oh..."
#bro is bad with tone and facial expressions#its that dog in him(autism)#this is how i imagine his jokes to go#he either does it completely flat or if hes around someone he let down all his walls around he starts laughing mid joke#no in-between. sometimes the laugh is just a slight giggle that doesnt stop him from telling the whole joke tho#and ofc he can make the flat jokes around people hes comfortable w but no in-between the two options#“*insert 60% of a joke*” “*insert soft laughter during the other 40% of the joke*”#regulus black#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s#regulus arcturus black#rab#r.a.b
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Gsgw HC designs :D Not entirely canonically accurate tbh, took liberties. I'm totally right guys tho, trust. Saheon implied to have dark eyes? Smh, they're gold, guys, source? Trust me bro. Minseong totally has a mole + double dimples, Haje rocks a bob, J3 has long hair, and gov't agency standard suits are open suit jackets with warmer color palette leaning into dark purples/brown, while corp has blue/grey with closed/button up. Youngeun has curly hair guys, trust me :/ she told me.
But, had so much fun with these omfg? Fought the same-face demons and actually won, I'm so happy messing with shapes! Literally kept drawing until I got winded/stuck.
#gsgw spoilers#i mean baek's eye tbh counts? i suppose?#needed to finalize some of these designs. for me.#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#fanart#digital art#character design#kim soleum#baek saheon#goedamchulgeun#ghost story gotta work#gsgw#park minseong#j3#eun haje#go youngeun#wanna fiddle with some more tbh. like saheon's purple eye.#already dreading drawing some more of the guys while still not having the Same Face Shape all the time#but agent choi.... agent bronze.... ily#anyways j3 is described as wolf-LIKE i think so I think (making shit the fuck up) there's another mouth along the neck#but i think he cannot control how curly/thick/color of his hair because of the wolf contamination so he lets it rock#also I SWEAR chp.151 confirms he wears a cap? which YAY because his face is hidden in the shadow all the time. to me.#hes not even trying to be ominous.#my bad if theres spelling errors locked in drawing too hard#crying screaming throwing up when i imagine drawing lizard guy because protag and him look similar apparently#LIKE WYDM SIMILIAR#THE SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY DIFF SHAPESSSSSSSSSS.#i joke not totally accurate but there's a lot of wiggle room tbh#ref official art if there was any and used wiki to get descriptions
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Oooooooh your monster au looks fun!! And aaah the art! Ghost boy Riddle looks cute as a button, Vil looking gorgeous and elegant with the horns and crown, and Malleus!!! I love how it looks like he has moss growing on over him, those charming carved eyes, and the jewelry in the one art piece adds to his whole vibe~
Does gargoyle/dragon boy want to make the MC part of his hoard? Cause I can see him locking the doors to a decrepit palace he’s taken up residency in and swallowing the key to keep them from running.
Rollo I don’t even think your warning letter would have saved them, hell hath no fury like a possessive, lovestruck monster.
AHHH thank you ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎!! I’m glad you enjoyed them. I’ve actually been doodling more Monster!Twst (Not as a main thing cuz I’m trying to focus on writing the story) because I personally think my style has changed and I wanted to see what they would look like now!
And for the Malleus portion… Let's just say there is locking up and there is an old decrepit castle :). Alas, poor Rollo is subjected to zoning out in the middle of a job worrying over Reader, while they’re locked up wondering what their favorite cafe is serving as deserts (And how to murder their captors but details details)
#askves#monster!twst#Gargoyle Malleus likes to watch you eat#and if we go with what you said about him swallowing the key#I like to imagine one day while you're eating he just has the key to your room on a plate#and swallows it right in front of you like a five star meal before jumping out your window#“Malleus wtf”#His attempt at a joke does NOT work on you#(Blame Lilia he told him it would be funny)#Poor Monster Hunter! Reader is left wondering how they went from being pampered by a sleep deprived coworker#to being pampered by a Gargoyle who has killed thousands over his long long lifespan#it’s low key the same but one is#yknow#a murderer#and also clingy#Someone please save them#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere twst
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insert "these boots are made for walking" joke
#pixel art#csp#digital art#comic#my art#grima#grima wormtongue#saruman#lotr#lord of the rings#i was gonna do like an fake Elrond brand or something but i couldnt make the joke work lmao#just imagine whoever you think most likely to have a high fashion brand XD#i feel like a put my fav in unrealistic heels for every fandom ive been in.... its just good i cant help it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#can you imagine how long it must take to get anywhere in that tower tho..#saruman was so busy w weapons of war when he should have been inventing the elevator lol#thats all ive got lmao i dont have a good reason for the things i do "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ its fun!#actually one more thing insane of grima to work w a man who makes him walk so many steps#his legs are stronger than mine i'd've quit immediately#also also shout out to the lotrscenerybuilder site where i got the ref for orthanc bc jesus wtf is going on w that building???
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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention#‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short
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the way the music died at just the right moment made this so perfect
#HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP#holy hell i'm brainstorming there will be an essay in the tags#da4#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#taash#i love how that phrase became a joke between them and got this far. and with lucanis being first talon#plus if you have taash assigned with the crows rook and teia comment on making them an honorary crow#i genuinely wonder if taash actually joins them and how it would go down#because on the one hand i imagine lucanis can just immediately let it happen no questions asked#but on the other hand the crows are more than what they appear to taash and it's not like people line up to join the crows#ANYWAY ignoring whether it's a good idea or not-- considering caterina's probably not far from passing#and illario being locked away (in my universe) House Dellamorte is down to one (1) and it's the first talon himself#so what if - dare i say it - lucanis takes taash under his wing and makes them part of house dellamorte#because taash has lost their family. lucanis has lost his. lucanis has since realised a family doesn't have to be by blood#and so lucanis is like 'you could be part of the dellamorte family. if you want. I won't be upset if you don't- i can find another house f-'#and taash is just 'fuck off you're joking of COURSE fuck yeah!'#and i imagine taash would want to be his personal bodyguard and lucanis is like NO that's too much stress and things you'd have to learn#and be aware of. and taash is like 'okay but how many crows do you know of that can breathe fire to threaten people'#and then spite dramatically intervenes with 'YES! FIRE!!!!!' and lucanis is right back in Tired Dad Mode lmao#ANYWAY i have a lot of feelings about their friendship
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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time
#xmen#x2: x men united#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#not really but yes it is#snap chats#secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj#part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc#def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did#that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc#girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick#As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint#i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail#like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA#LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3#i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked#its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh#kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye
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been hearing rumors that the "i'm always straight" lines may have been cut from the GN and IF that is true, I expect everyone will be super mad about that--and ngl i'd mourn the loss of it too because it has become iconic to me
But. i can't believe i'm playing devils advocate for this, BUT it is not entirely unreasonable for an adaptation of this work to decide it does not want to reference Ronan's sexuality yet......coming to terms with his sexuality is (one) part of his arc in the 2nd book. Adam Parrish being ~the 2nd secret he doesn't want to admit to himself~ , Ronan's catholic guilt homoerotic nightmares and the like, all characterize his sexuality as something he might vaguely be aware of but seriously struggles to openly admit. I don't think he even uses the word gay or any other word to describe himself in the whole series? (unless I'm forgetting something?)
So, idk, it's not unreasonable to want the (hypothetical) audience to also not be aware of it until Ronan is forced to directly grapple with his identity next book.
i think this is one of those things that has become very dear to the fandom over time, but if i look at it objectively without my feelings, i just.....i do understand why someone could conceivably decide that this off-handed bitchy "he's gay btw" joke is not of dire importance for the sanctity of the story 😭 in the 'pros don't outweigh the cons' sort of way....
#like..#in context of TRB it has some plausible deniability as just a teenage boy standard 'your gay' joke#but coming from adam#someone not characterized as immature in the typical way#it can read like a genuine observation (it did to ME when I read the book the first time and I didnt even know ahead of time which/if any-#were gay) its an observation that he IS being bitchy about rn but only bc ronan was just being bitchy to blue#and like. it comes off differently from adam because he is also not straight (but idk if ronan knows that so who knows how he took it)#wish we had his pov for that moment tbh#it is my personal head canon that Ronan lynch has never officially 'come out' to anyone#'coming out' has way too much of an emotionally vulnerable connotation to it. and i think all of these teen boys would rather die-#-than be even a little emotionally sincere on purpose. td3 said ronan thinks hes the only queer person at his school mind you#and with all the catholic guilt he has about it?? i dont think he is secure enough to openly talk about it#i always imagined Adam and /probably/ gansey have had to put two-and-two together over time on their own#any time the topic of girls or dating casually comes up i imagine ronan glaring into the distance / avoiding the question /changing subject#b/c he does not want to lie but he does not want to say anything else either so he says nothing#and his silence is so loud that his friends just. make some natural guesses#i think THAT would be his only plausible method of 'coming out'#ronan's sexuality is other peoples problem he is sure af not going to talk about it. that feels the most in character to me#(at least at this stage in his life-- while he's an insecure teenager)#yarrow reads trc 2.0#yarrow reads trc#the raven cycle#the raven cycle graphic novel#forgive me i am not like. invalidating whatever deeply personal relationship someone may have with 'thats the biggest lie you ever told'#its just my onion i swear its not some kind of 'gotcha'#i was really surprised by the extreme emotional attachment so many people apparently have with 'hey tiger'#a line i would've assumed was changed for no reason deeper than just 'sounding kind of awkward and unnatural'#but the dissertations ive read on it in the past couple days..apparently i underestimate the emotional toll of any given quote in this book#i dont envy anyone who tries to adapt it lmao
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vv interested in satoru who never attended jujutsu tech and instead continued living within the gojo clan . . . and then when the time comes . . . marriage
#— the honored one#going to school did a lot on his personality i believe#making friends esp with geto#so i can imagine just how different he’d be if none of that character development happened#the personality he had in those snippets from when he was a child dialed by 100#oh he’d be so mean#and when he meets his wife to be he’d have absolutely no filter#would be stone faced and blunt but he doesn’t mean what he says in a mean way#when he talks he’s trying to give advice or make jokes with you#but it comes off as disrespectful#you may cry#and he’ll feel so bad :’(#but he wouldn’t know what to do#would probably say something that’d make you cry harder#he really isn’t good at this stuff#ofc i believe satoru would’ve gone to jujutsu tech wtvr the cost#but i like to imagine ✨
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Digital Circus AMA Notes
Digital Circus is getting a season 1 at some point!!!!
#webcore aesthetic board for the series design
Pomni was going to be a frog originally. 🐸
90s toys Zooble inspo
Caine is an antagonist, but not by active choice, he doesn't know he's not helping. He doesn't feel a whole spectrum of human emotions (he's an AI).
"Caine canonically just lets things happen if he thinks it's funny."
Characters eat like Chao in Chao garden in Sonic. The characters can eat the food, but they can't digest it.
Jax's favorite food is spaghetti.
Pomni likes salmon.
Q "Was the ending a 'Last Supper' reference?" A "in a very superficial kinda way yeah." Religious stuff is sometimes just used for the funny.

Gooseworx tumblr sketches MAY or MAY NOT be canon to the series, so it's up in the air for every single one.
People can abstract from feeling too much pain if it breaks their mind from it being too much. Characters feel pain from things, but not as intensely as they would in real life.
Zooble is gonna swap parts every episode (implying they have spare parts) except their body & head.
Jax chose his own name & gooseworx likes to think he chose Gangle's name.
Ragatha was named "Emmy" originally.
They (the cast of characters trapped in the circus) can't change their clothes but Caine can. It's part of their skin sorta kinda.
There's empty space under Pomni's hat because video game model physics.
Spamton was partially inspo for Caine, Caine's VA did Spamton dubs.
Gangle only has 2 masks. Why's it (her hapiness mask) break all the time? Mental state, but the "real her" is "harder to break."
Kaumfo was gonna be part of the main cast originally before Jax.
Kaufmo's model has nothing below the waist at this time, but was made for that promotional image on twitter.

Q "What kinda person was Kaufmo?" A "He was the same as Ragatha in a sense, goofy & cheery, sometimes toxic levels of positivity."
I'm paraphrasing for the sake of note taking in real time, go watch the stream playback for more context & details if you want.
#these are all from GLITCHX 2023 on the glitch productions youtube channel btw#for anyone curious as to where I got the screenshots & details#theory crafters pop off with this#someone else can reblog this with time stamps if you want I'm pretty tired#I'm not going back through that stream right now; I'm sure someone else will put timestamps in the comments maybe#but yeah consider the amazing digital circus officially greenlit for a first season I guess! :D#tadc season 1 eventually baybeee!!#I'm hyped! I wonder if the pilot will remain canon into season 1 or if we'll get a new introduction into the series.#Wonder why Jax called Gangle... well Gangle 👀 maybe he just thought it sounded silly or something i'm curious as to what gooseworx thought#Caine's AI really thought Pomni running around looking for him & Kaufmo abstracted in his room was funny 😐 or his AI is glitchy#(we saw him glitching out already in the pilot) alternatively I think Bubble could be distracting Caine on purpose but idk just yet#imagine how much pain Ragatha was in since they can all actually feel that though like being body slammed & thrown against walls & stuff 😬#also excited to see some Gangle-centric content in the future based on that comment about the 'real her' 👀#Kaufmo would probably make jokes at really dark moments when it wasn't appropriate because that was a coping mechanism for him poor guy 😭#mine#op#the amazing digital circus#tadc
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having an archnemesis is gay as hell!!!!!
#they are so unbelievably goofy#the gag of koffin not knowing sans is crossbones is actual gold to me#i'd like to imagine that its a doctor doofenshmirtz effect of him putting on his bandana and koffin freaking tf out#i love sans so much in this game#ts!underswap#koffin k#I might make a post dedicated to papyrus because wow is he interesting in this game#them having nicknames for eachother is so cute it makes me sick#i could go on and on about how genuinely hilarious this game is#the coordinates joke is my fav so far#koffinbones#batbones
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everyday one of my datv companions goes through some strange horror. everyday my concerned responses to said horror are marked as romantic. fellas is it flirting to show concern over your bestie having the absolute worst time of their life
#datv#dragon age#this is all jokes i actually think its pretty funny esp now that i know a bit more ab how romance works in datv#rlly funny to imagine saar trying to be worried and sweet and half of his party going “🤔 is he into me?”
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for this essay i have resorted to using this term, "the modern male vampire," to specify the concept of the vampire in a post-dracula landscape... i use it for the reason of specifying inventions which took place (mostly) within the 20th century, and also because the conception of what a vampire is and should be is so highly gendered
but every time i write this, "the modern male vampire," i just laugh because it just sounds like the title of a tabloid magazine that you'd find on regis' nightstand. which, if someone were to enter his room, he'd swiftly cover up with carl jung and joseph campbell
#regis' 'guilty pleasure' reading being like health & wellness or men's health type of magazines you get at the checkout line#you know the kind titled 'how to look your best after 50' with a portrait of a vividly smiling grey-haired woman on the cover#but in his case it's 'how to look your best after 500'#i laughed at this joke idea but i like it because it firmly cements him as being middle-aged#listen... the health and fitness industry has its issues but... i find it endearing when people have these kinds of things#it's like so wholesome lmao#i can't think of anything more anti-suicidal than these. it's basically a physical reminder of the intention to live#even if it is a bit cringey and overly positive#but i mean look at regis. cringey and overly positive. so there you go#it's also funny to imagine regis going about human health like: hmm yes ok here are several medical treatises and diagrams#when about vampire health: well ok i read this article saying that you should actually turn into a bat every full moon even if#you dont intend to go to any social events because it actually releases endorphins and (blah blah blah)#kind of like the 'a handful of almonds a day' type of advice#this is probably why most vampires drink at least on every full moon because it's like that 'a glass of red wine is healthy'#the elbow-high diaries
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Misha Collins: uses his platform for advocating for some of the much needed causes using the content and/or people, sometimes characters he knows will get people's attention
So called Misha fans: Misha is such an attention seeker
#imagine having the audicity to tell a 50 years old man#who has been in politics longer you have been alive#and done more work that you can imagine#how to use his platforms#I am so done attention seeker “jokes”#like finding thinly vield insults towards someone funny#is problematic#misha collins#do me favour#and go sit below Jensen's accounts wagging your tails if you like the way he uses SM so much
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thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice
#snap chats#'real name magnus' to YOU. maybe to me too idk magnus IS a cute name but not the topic#some people bemoan references to the movies in the comics/cartoons I HOWEVER think theyre always cute when it comes to the xmen...#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'#like oh im sure im sure he can... [insert rivals tank joke here]#kinda wish they called back to his other VAs or at least earl boen who played him in Pryde of the X-Men but ill live#i just like the shout outs in general..... thats so cute idc i love it when comics/shows do that#also love how david hemblen's name is the only one not fully censored vJELKJVAELKJ#rip king you'll always be iconic for your performance in 92. AND in road to avonlea <- he was in one (1) episode#anyway no please can you imagine how goofy that list would be. and how long#like 'you got two michaels on here you wanna explain' you gotta ask his ex about that one. michael a good name idk what to tell you#'ok so david hemblen ian [redacted] michael [redacted] michael. michael xavier......' loud ass eyebrow raise#ik in the tas verse mags doesnt get the opportunity to 'become' michael xavier but let me have this joke ok. just this one#didnt know charles could see into the future ... it really is so funny that a man named michael would eventually play mags tho#thats so funny .. serendipity or whatever#wait that just reminds me of when he borrows charles' last name for that 2012(? or was it 2011) magneto one shot#he couldnt have been going by michael xavier in that it was well before that time.. was he just going by 'magnus xavier'....#or just Mr. Xavier .. or charles xavier ... funny as hell i love magneto's name shenanigans#james arnold taylor deserves a shoutout. maybe not in tas but just in general WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED TIDUS#INFAMOUS LAUGHTER TIDUS THAT ONE ????? range. he also played johnny test but we dont gotta talk about it#that fact alone has made he decide mags has an ugly laugh. like i know the context of the tidus laugh and its sad but ssh#ignore me im just. i love voice actor stuff its always so funny going down the rabbit hole#seriously tho shoutout to mr taylor he's played mags in virtually all his video game appearances. AND lego charles#thats enough outta me ok bye im gonna go
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Chase: So I put the keys in this formation and then I uh...I...uhm, are you sure about this Dorkin?
Deacon: It's what the keys said you'd have to do and they probably know the ritual better than you
Chase: Yeah, but they've also been asleep everytime they went through it
Deacon: Come on Chase, we've come so far, you can't chicken out now!
Chase: I-...I'm not chickening out, it's just...are we 100% sure this is what I'm supposed to do?
Deacon: What other information do we have?
Chase: I...ok, I'll do it...for mom
Chase: Here goes nothing I guess

#cinderella boy#cinderella boy webtoon#chase hollow#Deacon#based off of a joke headcanon in the discord#don't do drugs kids#pretend the narratonin has been dried up and crushed into a powder#someone didn't pay attention during the anti-drug psa's#or maybe he paid a bit too much attention#imagining the senior members of ex libris snorting narratonin like it's crack is so fun#just like in the good old days#except there are no actual effects#question: would you snort crack- I mean uh narratonin for your mother?#Chase is never gonna make another wish after this again#his mom will be better but he might have to go to the doctors#how do you explain having unidentified green goop in your nostrils?#crack theory#literal crack theory#narratonin theory then?
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