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Damian, introduces self as "son of the bat" and "the blood son", expresses remorse but offers no apologies, speaks in convoluted manner, verbally acknowledges any debts he feels he owes and tries to pay them back asap, etc
My autism brain: aha, fey rules
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hey umm did you know that umm [REDACTED]
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just bestfriend things
[ID: A Scum Villain comic. Shang Qinghua puts his hand on a desk to tell Shen Qingqiu, "You're a good bitch." (Shen Qingqiu says, "No I'm not.") Then Shang Qinghua gestures to himself and says, "I'm a bad bitch." (Shen Qingqiu says, "No you're not.")
Then the two strikes poses, Shang Qinghua kicking up a leg and throwing out a peace sign as he grins widely and Shen Qingqiu smirking with one hand under a chin and the other holding a fan. Light, stars, and hearts radiate from them as they exclaim, "That's why everyone hates us." End ID] (from @/princess-of-purple-prose !!, thank you btw, i hadnt thought to do this before!)
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Sea-Wing
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Lol not to be girlie girl but like what if
leafpool fretted over her sister’s “kits” so much that thunderclan endearingly started referring to her as the 3’s second mother.
It would make sense, since of course leafpool couldn’t have kits of her own, so her nephews and niece would fit perfectly into that role for her.
And like- squirrelflight obviously didn’t care in the slightest because of the love she had for her sister. Plus it gave her the chance to stretch her legs whenever the other queens were busy.
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i think the red vault gave context to and completed the album in a way we couldn't have guessed before but the 1989 vault gave context to and rounded out what led to and inspired the album in a way we. couldn't have guessed
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the Liu siblings have no sense of social propriety because of pretty privilege
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In case any pervy women were wondering..I sleep in nothing but my underwear..and it gets so hot in my dorm that most nights I pull my covers down and completely expose my tits..just saying
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sniper and a turtle :)
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Twitter white man who’s never heard of fanfiction before: I like hockey because hockey is where all the alpha on alpha action is.
Me [heard “alpha on alpha action” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid
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tiny doodle break ^_^ i think quackitini should inherit quackity’s skin’s black dot eyes in a way. he is just like 90% pupil and all he does is Stare
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