#this is infinitely easier than having to copy and paste long asks together

[makeste]

Op, I know that Katsuki's and Izuku's relationship has always been, in some level, one of the main focus points of the show, as they are and have always ended up circling each other, but do you think that once Katsuki and Izuku unravel the loose ends of their relationship, will it be over for the spotlight surrounding them both, and that the show will be focusing on something else?

It feels like their relationship is having...a lot of attention this last year or two, give or take. Slowly, but definitely steady. (To me, that great! I dont think I could get fed up of their dynamic anytime soon. Even if they ended up became the most domestic, boring people in the world, I dont think their dynamic would be any less interesting or incredible as it already is now.) But I can't help but think that this is temporary. As in "okay, you've got this big chunk of stuff of their relationship for a while. Now that's done, its turn for someone/something else"

Do you think that once their spotlight is over as a duo, it will shift to their individual relationships with other characters? For example, there's the Izuchako thing going on, or whatever or whoever would Katsuki be interested in? Not that there has to be but well, this is a shonen manga after all.

Id rather much prefer for no one to end up with no one, but If we're talking about ships, Bakushima doesn't seem like it's too far of an endgame, does it? "A subtle relationship you can't give a lot of spotlight to yet, because it will in the end"

Anyways, thoughts?

regarding that last part, I’m not the blog to go to for opinions on which ships will be endgame, or analyzing how much of a chance a given ship has of becoming canon. I just have no personal interest in it, and even less interest in inserting myself into that whole debate, so my apologies!

as for whether or not the focus of the series will ever move away from Katsuki and Izuku’s relationship in general though, I honestly don’t think so. the thing is, it’s like you said -- their relationship has always been a focus point of the series. it’s not like this is a recent trend. it’s been about them from day one. Izuku saving Katsuki from the sludge monster. the two of them getting into U.A. with zero rescue points and zero villain points, reflecting the contrast between them and the way that their paths to become the best will inevitably lead back to each other. their fight on the very first day of practical training. Izuku telling Katsuki he got his quirk from someone else. the two of them becoming ensnared in the Todoroki Drama at the Sports Festival. Izuku copying Katsuki’s moves during the Hero Killer arc. them working together against All Might in the final exam. “don’t come, Deku.” Izuku coming to save him anyway. the two of them watching All Might’s final battle side by side. Katsuki realizing that Izuku has All Might’s quirk. their second fight at Ground Beta. Katsuki becoming a part of the OFA Scooby Squad. the two of them showing off for each other in the Joint Training arc. Katsuki helping Izuku with his training. the two of them interning with Endeavor. and now everything that’s happened in this latest arc -- Katsuki staying by Izuku’s side; his big flashback showing how he’s trying to atone; and last but absolutely not least, him taking that crucial hit for Izuku in his very first, instantly iconic “my body moved on its own” moment.

this is steady, patient character development. it takes its time. it’s not always on, but it’s never off, either. it comes in fits and spurts, but it’s always there churning away in the background. even when the two of them aren’t interacting, their rivalship is still there as the driving force behind every action they take. Izuku is there fueling Katsuki’s character development, and Katsuki is there fueling Izuku’s drive to become stronger. this is always going on, even when their relationship isn’t at front and center. the push and pull between them is what drives the series, even when it’s not in focus.

and by the way this isn’t to say that there aren’t plenty of other characters who’ve also had a profound impact on both of them along the way, though! and I’m not trying to minimize the influence they’ve had. Kirishima, who helped Katsuki learn to start trusting others. Ochako, who helped Izuku learn to start trusting himself. and All Might, whose trust in both of them is helping them to reach their full potential. and Todoroki, and Iida, and Kaminari, and Aizawa, and so on and so on. these are all important relationships too, and I’m not trying to sell them short in any way.

but at the end of the day, it’s Katsuki who is Izuku’s image of victory, and Izuku who is becoming Katsuki’s image of saving. it’s the two of them who push each other to Go Beyond. it’s them pushing their entire class to go beyond. these are fundamental dynamics of the series, and I don’t think they’re going anywhere even after the two of them finally wrap up those loose ends you mentioned. actually I think if anything, them healing their relationship is actually bringing it more to the forefront, not less. because this dynamic with them serving as the series’ twin catalysts only gets stronger the more that they learn to work together. basically, they’re the beating heart of the series. they’re the ones that make stuff happen. and you can’t take that away without basically trying to rip apart the fabric of the series itself.

that said, they do tend to follow a bit of an ebb-and-flow pattern, and there will be a lot of other relationships to focus on in the immediate aftermath of this battle. so it’s very possible that they might go on the backburner again for a little while. but not for too long, because on the other hand we’ve still got those hero name origins to explore, and Katsuki’s ongoing atonement arc (hopefully building to an eventual apology). not to mention more OFA stuff, including the looming vestiges plot which Katsuki appears to be intricately tied to for better or worse. so yeah, regardless of where the story goes from here, I think it’s safe to say that the two of them will remain at the center of it. which -- seeing as their relationship is what drew me into the series to begin with -- I for one have absolutely no problem with.

[five-rivers]

Three Twilights

Can be considered a loose sequel to Deep Sea Diver (same vibes).

Warnings: Soft body horror, Danny totally ignoring objectively horrifying things

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“I was thinking,” started Maddie over breakfast, “we could start observations of that island that came into view last week, the blue one.”

Danny shook his head. “You’ll have to use the Speeder, then,” he said. “I’ve got an errand to run.”

There was a pause as both of Danny’s parents looked at him, confused. He didn’t blame them. Danny rarely went out as a human anymore, and certainly not for anything like errands. Looking like he was still fourteen after all this time made doing anything even remotely official difficult.

But this wasn’t a human errand. “Yeah,” said Danny. “In the Ghost Zone. I’ve got to go to Three Twilights.”

“Where?” asked Jack.

“It’s, um, a city,” said Danny. “Well, three cities, I suppose, depending on how you want to group them. One Realm. On the shores of the Celestial Sea. I’m sure I’ve put it in your files.” Probably a direct copy from his files from before he came clean to them, but still. He stirred his cereal counterclockwise, letting his ice powers chill the milk.

“Yes,” said Maddie, “but there are a lot of places in there. I’m not sure we’ve had a chance to properly look at them all, much less memorize them.”

“Okay, yeah,” said Danny. “I guess that makes sense.”

“What kind of errand are you running, Danno?”

“I’m picking something up for a friend. A book,” he clarified. “They lent it to someone there, but they need it back.”

“A book,” said Maddie. “For the Library of Tongues?”

“No, they’ve got a contract service for overdue loans.”

“Contract service?” asked Jack.

“Yeah. Moonlighting bounty hunters mostly.”

“For a library?”

“I don’t know what to tell you,” said Danny, shrugging. “They’re really serious about their work.”

“If it isn’t for them, who is it for?” asked Maddie. “The princess? Wulf?” Wulf had actually been over a few times, and his parents had… Well, saying they got along would be an overstatement, they didn’t really have anything in common beyond ripping portals in the fabric of the universe, but everyone had been civil. “The boy at the school?”

“No,” said Danny. “Wulf would just get it himself.”

“Who, then?” pressed Maddie.

Danny put a spoonful of cereal in his mouth, delaying. Maddie hadn’t eaten anything since Danny had mentioned the errand. The errand was, in fact, for Clockwork. Danny was always more than happy to do anything for Clockwork. The older ghost had saved him too many times for him to be otherwise. But Jack and Maddie were wary of Clockwork. Danny didn’t get it, but talking about it hadn’t been productive so far.

He didn’t want to lie to his parents. Not ever again.

“It’s for Clockwork,” he said.

Ah, yes, there were those suspicious looks. The ones Danny could have interpreted even without being able to almost literally taste emotions.

“I see,” said Maddie.

“Anyway,” said Danny, quickly, “if I haven’t shown you Three Twilights yet, it’s really cool. I don’t want to take the full rig, but maybe the little ectocam would be okay? The one that I can clip on.”

“Why not the normal camera with an ectofilter?” asked Jack. “That has more features, and it’s easier for us to get data from.”

“Three Twilights. It’s dark there,” said Danny. “It might work in Civila, but not so much in Naŭtika and Astronomia, and I sort of want to go down to the beach and see if I can find any star pearls, and that’s really dark, so if you want to see anything properly, it’ll have to be the sonar setup, which I’m not doing, the noises that thing makes are offensive, or the ectocam.”

“And the Fenton Phones?” asked Maddie.

“Sure,” said Danny. “But I always bring those.”

“Yes,” said Maddie, after a moment. “You do.”

“Great. It’s settled, then.”

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Most of the journey to Three Twilights could be made by air. Or, rather, what passed for air in the Infinite Realms. But when the rocky edge of an island came into view, Danny touched down. Further in was a blue wood, and Danny walked under its inviting branches.

The atmosphere started sunny, summery. The leaves and needles of the trees were the color of a clear blue sky. But as he got deeper, the leaves were touched with sunset colors: golds, reds, oranges, purples, and pinks. They fell to the ground, crunching beneath Danny’s feet. The sunset grew longer, deeper. The leaves on the trees grew sparser, revealing patches of sky.

By the time only bare branches framed the sky, it was a dusky, dim, purple. A few lonely stars twinkled in the sky.

He passed out of the forest. The city of Civila rose above him. Windows glowed in the near dark like eyes.

Danny had changed, too. His aura had dimmed. The whites of his suit were now dark gray, and patterns swirled on its surface like camouflage, like wind-twisted clouds, like nebulae.

Shadows bled around the corners of the city buildings like ink in water. Will-o-the-wisps bobbed, casting pools of illumination in lieu of streetlamps. Ghosts walked up and down the streets, or floated only a few meters up.

The buildings glittered. Everything was dark, vibrant, colors. A sharp, sweet scent filled the air, something dark and rich beneath it.

The canals in the center of the street were filled with flashing fish. Or perhaps serpents. Or perhaps worms. Between how fast they moved and the dimness of the light, it was difficult to tell.

Danny could feel his irises contracting, shrinking down to needle-thin rings. His teeth were sharp. He matched the other ghosts around him. This was how the Civila liked it, how things were in this part of Three Twilights.

Everything in order. Everything peaceful. Everything civil.

Danny walked through the market square, and bought some charcoal-colored cherry pastries from a vendor who looked like someone’s nightmare demon with a chip of ghost ice.

Much to his parents’ protests. They didn’t care for him eating ghost food.

There were seven bridges to Naŭtika, which was built half underwater and half on boats that floated both on the water and in the air. As the dark waters of the inlet lapped at his feet, Danny felt the changes ripple across his skin. To a human, he would look pure black, except for the faintest glimmer of rim lighting and the stars of his eyes. He and the other ghosts moved silently, cutting through the waters like shadows.

To Danny’s ghostly senses, the place was alive with emotion and force, energy loud and crackling against his senses.

“We’re solely on the ectocam, now,” said Maddie. “You were right about that.”

“Mhm,” said Danny, half distracted by a whispered sea-shanty backed by a choir of not-voices and not-sound that wove together with the mastery of a hundred years of practice.

He glided up a rope net, and began to navigate the ropes to the taller ships. The very tallest, the ones that scraped the ever-darkening sky and blotted out uneven sections of stars, moored the glass-like ships that floated above. He’d need to reach them, to get to Astronomia.

“What’s that?” asked Maddie, breaking his concentration on his path.

“What’s what?” asked Danny, whisper soft, drawing some looks. He turned, slowly, on the spot, planks barely creaking under his steps. A gentle wind ruffled his hair.

“There,” said Maddie. “By the ghost that’s registering red.”

It had taken Danny a long time to learn what color on the ectocam’s artificial sensor signified what, but he had, if only to reduce the guessing when they played this game.

“Star pearls,” said Danny, eyeing the ropes of stone that glimmered brighter than his eyes currently did. They were one of the only reliable forms of light, out on the Celestial Sea, although they were valued for other things, too.

“They’re putting out a massive amount of energy,” said Maddie.

“You mentioned them before,” said Jack. “You wanted to look for some?”

“On the shore,” said Danny. “Out past Astronomia.” He wanted to find his own, rather than buy them.

Partially because they were expensive. He didn’t really want to think about how much unmelting ice he’d have to conjure up to equal one of them. They were usually bartered in exchange for… more significant things.

The ghost by the pearls beckoned him closer, clearly hoping to make a sale. Danny shook his head, broadcasting regret and admiration for his wares. Speech might be faster but, under these circumstances, it would not be polite.

When Danny left, the social rules of Three Twilights would only leave the faintest impression on his mind. But, for now, they were a heavy, but not uncomfortable weight. One he could shrug off if necessary, but which was currently useful.

“What are they?” asked Maddie, as Danny turned away.

“They happen when big enough things fall into stars,” said Danny. “They’re all the memories of what they used to be… and the imagination of what they could become, when the star dies. Well, that’s what they’re supposed to be. I don’t think anyone really knows for sure.”

“And you can just… find these? Lying around?”

“Not… not really,” said Danny, slowly drifting towards a crow’s nest. “It’s like that one national park. That one where you can collect diamonds? You never really find anything good, but you can look.”

“I see,” said Maddie. “So, you don’t expect to find one?”

“Yes and no,” said Danny. “If I don’t expect to find one, I probably won’t. Unless the sea is feeling ironic, which it usually is, apparently. I mean, it’s an ocean and the stars. And prophecy is, like, ninety percent irony, but mostly for an outside observer. Which honestly makes sense, I think. An observer, not an Observant. Those are different things.”

The kind of silence on the other side of the line was the one that emerged when Danny used too much ghost logic.

“Anyway,” he continued as he scaled the crow’s nest and started traversing the glass ropes and chains to the all-but-invisible glass ships, “no, I don’t really expect to.”

The path to Astronomia was a staircase carved from moonstone harvested in October, when the moon was full and orange-red. It burned Danny’s eyes to look at and feet to walk upon. Like many ghosts who fixated on things like astronomy, he adapted quickly and thoroughly to the spiritual dark.

This darkest twilight was built of delicate bubbles, whorls, and arches of glass, any of which could cradle a ghost, all of which could be phased through with impunity. There were no true roads here, but certain places were easier to travel through. Addresses were carved in the glass in glimmering, holographic sigils made from glass-caught starlight that humans would never be able to read, but Danny could understand with a glance. It was not silent in Astronomia, the high wind sung through the glass like the immense instrument it was, playing ethereal and eternal music that mirrored heaven.

As always, Danny was enraptured. Perhaps the stars here were not true stars, only their memory and imagination (or simulacra made from stripped ghost cores, he remembered with a shudder), but he felt so close here.

“Danny? Are you still with us?”

Danny started to reply, but realized he had forgotten, once again, that he had no mouth here.

A phantabulist played a story for a group of not-quite-children, characters made of carefully constructed light chasing each other about with vigour. Danny stopped for a while to watch the story, a parable about spiders and fish. They were common here, storytellers who plied their craft this way. The stories could be pressed into glass prisms and orbs that served as books and viewed even in other environs of the Ghost Zone.

He moved on, passing through a glass bubble full of ghosts that snatched at and stroked him as he passed by, leaving stars and dark clouds to swirl across his skin. His suit had long since smoothed over and sunk in. His skin was a thin surface, a membrane holding in liquid night. He was like smoke, like vapour, thin and easily overlooked.

The places he passed were homes, places of business, warehouses, and hotels, organized without any apparent reason. A phantabularium glowed like a struck match, snatches of story visible inside its walls. He walked by.

Eventually, he reached the palace at the city center.

The ghost who lived there was old. Older, perhaps, than Pandora. She filled the vessels of her palace in placid pools connected by crystalized threads and looping tubes. Seven round-bottom flasks, radiating outward, like the spheres of heaven. The music here was almost deafening.

This was Urania, Muse of Astronomy. Astronomia was her city, and subordinate to her will before all else.

Danny resisted the urge to kneel. He was not here as a supplicant, and they both knew it.

The lowest pool bubbled, and slowly a glass prism, a dodecahedron, floated to the top. Danny took it with careful hands and left Urania’s direct presence as quickly as possible.

Being near her was always difficult. She was the Muse of Astronomy, and she felt he did not indulge his second Obsession as much as was proper.

Indeed, she thought it should be his first.

(The starlight inside him pulsed. He was never sure how much influence Urania could exert on him when he visited Three Twilights, never sure how much the relationship between his passions shifted when he was here. He loved it here too much to stay away forever.)

Astronomia did not end all at once. Instead, as one walked farther from the palace, the delicate, clear glass was replaced by black sand. When Danny had feet again, and could feel the grains beneath them, he knew he was no longer in Astronomia, but on the Shores of Night. The Isles of the Moon were faintly visible in the distance, sea-spray framing them in silvery halos.

He felt human here. His breath moved in his lungs, and his skin rose in goosebumps, the sleeves of his t-shirt fluttering in the wind. The sea and the sky were the same, and twice as beautiful for it.

“Sorry for going silent on you there,” said Danny. “I keep forgetting I don’t have a mouth there.”

“How do you forget that?” asked Jack.

“I don’t know.” Danny shrugged, even though he knew Jack couldn’t see him. “Do you think the ectocam might be able to spot buried star pearls?”

[ladykissingfish]

The Akatsuki’s Reactions To Thunderstorms

Got the inspiration for this because lately we’ve been having a bunch of storms where I live, like back to back ((in fact it’s pouring outside my window as I type this)) so yenno it got me thinking, how would my favorite Band ‘O Killers™️ react to this situation?

Pein (Nagato) and Konan:

Storms of any kind, especially involving rain, are triggering to both of them. They come from a place where, as their friend Yahiko once put it, is “ALWAYS raining; like this whole village is constantly crying”. Rain to them represents pain, and hunger, and suffering. Konan is actually terrified of thunderstorms; one time when Pein was out, there was a storm and Konan, who usually went to Pein for comfort, was beside herself. Kisame found her curled up and shaking on the floor in the hallway (the one place without any widows to see the lightning) and, without asking questions, he laid beside her and put his arms around her, holding her and gently talking to her until the storm had passed. Pein doesn’t have the same physical reaction as Konan; rather, storms tend to intensify the repressed anger that lives in his chest. Every member of the Akatsuki knows to avoid Pein during a storm, because they know it’ll be the time he’s most likely to hand out difficult missions, or yell at somebody about something they’ve done.

Deidara:

Maybe unsurprisingly, the blonde artist loves storms. The bigger the better, the louder and more destructive, the more “artistic”. Storms bring out the competitiveness of Deidara, who always insists that he can match (or top) a clap of thunder with one of his bombs. Loves to see lightning strike things, and has to be stopped from going outside during storms to see this happen up-close. Since they won’t let him outside, he’ll stay with his face pressed up against the window, his expression the same as a child watching fireworks go off in the night sky. Also exponentially prefers night storms to daytime storms, as he claims the booming and shaking helps him to sleep.

Tobi (Obito):

As Tobi, he acts almost as scared of thunderstorms as Konan, although in a decidedly more goofy and exaggerated way. Hiding under the bed or in the closet, clinging to Deidara, making comments about “monsters in the sky coming to eat us!” As Deidara loves storms, he’s often impatient with Tobi and his irrational fears, giving him long lectures on the wild, untamed beauty of nature. As Obito, he actually finds rain and storms to be quite soothing, especially at night. He likes to sit in his room with his mask off, staring out the windows and letting his mind wander. The constant drumming of water hitting the ground relaxes him like nothing else, and he’ll always sleep better during a storm than any other time. The night after a particularly strong storm was the only time that his Senpai came close to seeing him without a mask on, as “Tobi” fell asleep and stayed sleeping very late into the morning, forcing Deidara to come looking for him. He woke up just seconds before his door burst open, just enough time to slide his mask into place, but still.

Sasori:

Doesn’t really care one way or the other about storms, unless he’s traveling in them. There’s been a few times in the past when he’s been on missions with Deidara, the two have been walking along, and a sudden downpour stopped them in their tracks. Seeking shelter during a storm is always a difficulty, especially to two people trying to remain largely incognito, the way the Akatsuki was supposed to do. Also, his young partner really enjoys the rain, and Sasori has to keep an eye on him, to make sure he’s not sneaking out into it and potentially getting sick. If there’s one thing that Sasori does enjoy about storms, it’s the smell of the air after it rains. He’s tried for years to duplicate this smell into a scent that could be put in a candle or incense, but to no avail.

Kisame:

Wind, WATER, danger — what’s not to love?! If he’s able to leave the hideout, Kisame will seek out the nearest body of water, and go swimming. Rainwater tapping the surface of a lake or river makes all the smaller fish come to the top, making it incredibly easy for Kisame to scoop them up in his jaws. The warmth of the water from the sky also mixes with the natural coolness of running water, creating a delightful sensory experience for the half-shark. Sometimes, however, a “cozy” mood will envelope him and he’ll simply desire staying inside, often curling up with a good book or spending time sipping tea and eating snacks with his partner Itachi. And “snacks” is putting it mildly; for some reason stormy weather always awakens a voracious appetite in Kisame, and he can easily put away the entire house’s weekly supply of food in one sitting ((and Kakuzu knows this, hence why he’ll literally put locks on the cabinets if Kisame is home during a storm)).

Kakuzu:

When Kakuzu hears rain, he hears the sound of money flying out the windows. Every single place that the group has ever used for a hideout has been of the absolute bare-minimum construction, which unfortunately allowed for some of the outside elements to get inside; like snow, and heat, and bugs ... and rain. Water damage is a particularly expensive bitch to fix, and Kakuzu is constantly forced to shell out money from the treasury to reinforce the roof, and/or provide rain gear and supplies for those venturing out on missions during storms. And missions carried out during storms alone are horrible, as they generally slow down speed and productivity, meaning longer times until mission completion and a delay in obtaining the goods or people or (most importantly) money that they were sent to retrieve. The only positive thing that Kakuzu can find to say about storms is that the rain helps the fruits and vegetables in the Akatsuki garden grow, which of course saves money on grocery trips.

Zetsu:

LOVES the rain. Storms make him ridiculously happy, and he likes to go outside and stand directly in a downpour, letting the cleansing water soak into his plantlike skin. Like any blossom, however, he has to be on guard against getting TOO much water into his system. Everybody knows not to bother Zetsu during his “meditation” time in a storm, as he will undoubtedly be standing out there in the nude. Storms also pose an interesting challenge to him, food-wise. Most of the small animals that Zetsu likes to prey on hide or burrow themselves during a loud rain-lashing, making them more difficult (but much more rewarding) for Zetsu to find.

Hidan:

Hidan is constantly seeking ways to test and prove the “limits” of his immortality. He’s “died” and come back from pretty much everything one can think of; stabbing, evisceration, decapitation ... but one thing he’s never done is “come back” from being struck full in the heart by a lightning bolt. So whenever a good storm gets going, Hidan will strip naked, wearing only his metal Jashin necklace, and stand in the rain, daring the lightning to hit him. If this had been anyone else, every Akatsuki member would be breaking their neck rushing outside to drag him back in. But with Hidan, everyone is, well, curious. CAN he withstand lightning? IS he truly immortal? Anyone who’s able will gather at the windows or just inside the front door, to watch the spectacle of Hidan screaming obscenities at the sky and taunting nature ... but unfortunately nothing ever happens. Hidan will just end up coming back inside soaked to the skin, and Kakuzu will yell at him for dripping all over the floor. But Hidan will point out that water is better than the blood he usually leaks, which the others whole-heartedly agree with.

Itachi:

When Itachi was younger, storms used to scare the hell out of him. He could go to his mother for comfort, but only if his father wasn’t home. If he WAS, he’d tell Itachi to toughen up and “be a man, son.” He later came to find out that his little brother Sasuke was the same way; at nighttime Itachi would wake up during a storm and feel a small body burrowed next to his, shaking like a leaf. He’d hold his brother and tell him stories until he fell asleep, and in doing so, learned the first valuable lesson of his life; it’s hard to be brave when you’re alone, but infinitely easier when you have to be brave for the sake of someone else. Now, storms always put him in mind of these long-forgotten moments of sibling tenderness, which in turn makes him sad. To combat this he copies his younger brother by seeking out comfort, mostly in the form of Kisame. Sometimes he’ll also go and spend time with Konan, as he discovered that SHE was afraid of storms, as well. Oftentimes he, Kisame and Konan will stay together, taking turns telling stories until the wild weather has passed. Another lesson: it’s easier to be brave, the more people you have around you trying to be brave as well.

[peakyxtommy]

Better Days - Thomas Shelby x Fem! Reader

Warnings: Dark/Hurt/Comfort/Sad Fic/Slight Fluff 

WC: 3.1K 

Summary: Reader is having a bad time & Tommy comforts her 

Gif Credit: @bonniebirddoesgifs

It was another morning of waking up with the weight of the world on your chest. The heavy feeling of dread, as if you were walking around with a cement block in the middle of your heart. A day where rolling around to the other side of the bed and pulling the covers over your head seemed better than leaving to the outside world. Staying under the covers had the illusion to block out the light, to block out the pain you felt deep within you. A sadness that seemed to linger, never leaving your side. A continuous cycle, that seemed to never end. Always ready to swallow you whole, but never knowing when it would come. A monster in the closet, always lurking, searching for ways to collide right into you at the worst times possible.

When your feet collide on the cold wooden floor to carry yourself to the bathroom, to start with the routine of your morning, you already knew what kind of day it was going to be. Of mentally checking off the list of tasks to get you from one step to another. You try not to catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, afraid to look into your eyes. Eyes that held so much pain and sorrow, eyes that have seen enough heartache. Eyes that have seen joy and happiness, wondering how you could feel the bittersweetness of both sides. 

Once dressed and partially fed for the day you continue on through the notions of the day. Repeating the words back to yourself, to feel a sense of quiet, that you were actually going to make it through the day. The long hours of repetitive activity and small conversation with those that you encounter through the day. Masking who you are, pretending that things are okay as they seem. Feeling more energy suck out of you as the hours float on by. Your mind becomes bogged down like a boat in a storm on a foggy night in need of a lighthouse to guide it back safe to shore. 

Minding counting down the hours until you could return home and hide. Hide from the world, your problems, and from the one you loved deeply. Shamed and guilt ridden to share the thoughts that held your mind captive on a loop, like a personal tape, running endlessly inside you. The tape that recounted every wrong, every lie, every misstep you have taken. 

As soon as you stepped through the door and had your final conversation of the day thus far with Mary, it felt like a small win. You go and find comfort in the darkness and the burrow of blankets on your bed, surrounded by the warmth and love you so desperately craved, wanted to feel. Hoping the pieces would form back together again. 

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“Mary, have you seen (Y/N)?” Tommy asks as he comes through the door, placing his coat on the rack. You were usually out in the open when he came in early reading on the couch or in your craft room. 

“She’s upstairs, lying down Sir.” The woman speaks with a soft tone. 

“Is she feeling ill?” He questions with raised brows as it was still early in the evening.

“I think so Sir, she hasn’t eaten much these past few days. I went up a while ago to check on her but she’s sleeping, she’s been out for a while.” 

“Thank you Mary, I’ll handle it from here.” He speaks ushering the maid off and heading toward the stairs. He was cursing himself internally for not noticing your emotional state sooner. That’s how he found you, when he creaks open the door. Your frame huddled under the covers, facing toward his side of the bed, with the small lamp by the bedside on. 

 He reaches the side of your bed, he sees the remnant of wet tears on your face. He takes a seat on the bed, hand reaching out to gently rub your arm to awake you from your slumber. 

“Love, I’m home. Time to get up.” He whispers as you awaken to his voice and comforting touch.

“‘Hi Tommy.” You whisper back with a small smile. A smile that doesn’t reach your eyes. 

“How was your day?” He says in a low tone, noticing the way your eyes close for a moment and the pout that appears on your face.

“Not good.” Is the only response that leaves your still pouting lips. It hurts and silently frustrates him that you two are the same in this regard but you are still the better of the two when it comes to others. Internally when you are struggling you're just as bad as him but in the opposite of taking it out on yourself and your body instead of the booze and smokes. He had gotten better than the first few months of your relationship of knowing when you were getting sad and things weren’t going good. 

“Do you want to talk about what’s really bothering you?” He asks in a gentle manner not wanting to badger you but would if you didn’t speak the truth before you went to bed. He knew you always needed space when you were upset and then would let him in. The blue eyes that look so soft in this moment stare into yours with concern and worry. It hurt knowing you were hurting him in this way by remaining silent. You didn’t know why you’d do this still to this day and even as long as you two have been together. You were independent, strong, and prideful at times, but were the most scared when you had to open up your dark thoughts to the soul that loved you like hand craft jewels themselves. 

“Maybe later. Need to shower.” You finally sit up and take his hand in yours just craving his touch and he reciprocates the action.  

“Have a proper meal, heard you haven’t had much of an appetite these past few days.” His hands squeeze yours, thumbs rubbing circles on your hands. 

“Yes, we’ll have a proper meal Mr. Shelby. Whatever it is you want we will have it.” You respond, resting your head against his chest for a moment. 

“You go shower and I’ll see what I can get started in the kitchen.” His warm lips press into your forehead. 

“Alright, I’ll meet you down there in a bit.” You give him a small smile and press your lips against his cheek, legs swinging over the edge to stand and stretch, him copying your motions. As you walk past him, he grabs your hand to get your attention, causing you to turn to look up at him. 

“(Y/N), I love you. Whatever it is, we can handle it together.” You nod your head at his words ready to cry about them as you go run your shower. You watch as he leaves the room, the door closing shut behind him. The flick of a switch and twist of a knob, you find yourself undressing and climbing into the porcelain tub. Those were the days you sat in the hot shower, letting the droplets burn the skin. Wondering about why life has you so down, so paralyze by fear, you could barely breathe. You were drowning under the water and no one was there to pull you out. 

That is where and when you were the most vulnerable. Alone. The most earth shattering sound releases through your lungs and tightens them back up as it moves through your body. You wonder how one person could have a multitude of tears stored in them that was infinite. It would only last for so long before you felt you could continue on with the task at hand that would bring you closer to the relief you were waiting for.

 -

It was a rare sight to see and was one that you enjoyed when it did happen. It warmed your heart and brought a genuine smile to your face, despite the heaviness in your heart. You leaned against the frame, watching him in an element he was secretly good at but didn’t have the time to do. 

Let alone did he ever sit still to finish an actual meal half the time but he would try his hardest for you because meals were sometimes the only part of the day you two would spend together. He was busy and worked at all hours of the day but you had a regular day job. He would try to come home early in the evenings to eat with you even if it meant he had to go back out or continue work in his office, or spend it with you. Sometimes you worked long hours or would have to bring work home that needed completion after hours. 

He was wearing his round spectacles, which you enjoyed as it made him look more attractive than he already was. He was annoyed and embarrassed about them at first, but you’d always find a way to remind him how much you loved them. His sleeves were rolled halfway up revealing his strong forearms and ringed fingers that were slicing lettuce on a wooden cutting board. White dish cloth hanging from his shoulder. 

“Looks like you’ve been busy here, Chef Shelby.” You teased making your presence known as he glances up at you with a playful stare. 

“Only the best for you. How long have you been standing there?”

“Not too long, I had to take the chance to admire what’s mine.”

“Only yours forever.” He passes you a slice of cucumber as you take a seat at the island. 

“What are you cooking tonight?”

“Sausage, mash potatoes, and salad.”

“That sounds great. Thank you Tom.” You both grin at the other as you watch him play chef in the kitchen. It was satisfying as you haven’t had a moment to feel this good in the past couple of weeks. You sat talking about his day and him telling you a funny story of the younger Shelby clan over dinner. 

You still had lots of stories to discover about the man in front of you as did him. It was ever evolving when one would share a new story, that would come to the conscious so vividly like a dream of the incident happening again. It wasn’t often Tommy told stories of his past but when he did was usual in moments like these or when you two were up late at night together talking like two young lovers in love. 

 It was moments like these where it felt easier to breath, even if it was only temporary.  

A moment of bliss so delightful, it was beginning to stitch the pieces back together.

-

Distractions could only last for so long even good ones. You found yourself back in the reality of your sadness as the silence lapsed between the two of you. It wasn’t awkward but you knew you still had to talk to the one person that cared for you better than did sometimes and vice versa. 

You both were resting with your backs against the headboard of the bed, settling down for the remainder of the evening. Your upper body was half laying on his broad chest and head was resting against right in the crook of his neck. Your fingers were tracing circles on his bare torso mindlessly, mind away in the abyss. 

“What’s going on in that pretty little head of yours, hmm?” His hot breath whispers in your ear, lips pressing to your temple.

“Too much. It’s like my brain is a broken record and there’s no silence. I can’t shut off the thoughts and it’s clouding my thinking. Everything feels heavy and meaningless. Everything is the same day in and out. Life is passing by and I'm stuck in the middle watching it flash across my eyes.

The fear sets in like a weight in my stomach. It tenses my body and makes it hard to breath, to focus. It sets in first thing as I wake and lasts until it's time to go to bed. I can’t catch a break from it. It’s been hard trying to go to sleep, I feel fatigued all the time. 

The weight of existence is swallowing me back down to the depths of Hell. When I close my eyes at night all I can see is this darkness. I’m in our house and running away from this shadow that keeps chasing me. It always finds me no matter where I run or hide. When I call out or try to find you, you never come. It always ends that same, with the shadow coming to swallow me but I wake before it ever can.” 

The hot tears come back, falling against his chest as he listens to your inner monologue. The deepest part of who you were, on display for him to nurture with endearment. Your thoughts never scared him because of the life he lived through. Every time he held your fragile and aching body with heart wrenching sobs into his body in moments like this, frightened him. Distressed him to know that you were hurting this deeply. That you were carrying this alone and he hadn’t noticed. 

You were the sweetest of souls and free spirited. You were smart and a hard worker. When he first met you, he knew that you would be sticking around for a while. Once he fell in love with you, it was over for him. You were everything he wanted and more. He did his best to please you and give you everything you wanted. You were the most beautiful woman he laid eyes on. He wanted to have children with you in the future. He wanted old and gray with you. 

“Love, it’s okay I’ve got you. I’m not going anywhere, I’m right here. I’m always going to find you. I’m always going to protect you and will never let anything happen to you. I’ll always save you.” 

He holds you close as you continue to cry. 

“Love, calm down. Let’s breathe or you’re going to make yourself sick.” He lifts your head, his heart aching more at the sight or your dreary face. 

Once he manages to get you to breathe at a normal pace. He gets to make his way to the bathroom. Returns after a minute with a warm rag to wet your face and a cup of water to drink. As you sip the water he wipes your face with the warm cloth. The water quenches your throat and the warmth from the cloth soothes your body while your husband soothes your mind with his affectionate actions. 

For that you were grateful. Grateful for a man like Thomas Shelby despite his flaws, that he too even loved you despite yours. He was charming and funny in private when it was just the two of you. He always knew how to get your attention in the softest way and would do anything to see you smile. You held the moon, the stars, and the whole universe in your being for him.

 Grateful that a man like Thomas Shelby understood sadness, grief, and the horror of what it felt like to not be able to escape from your dark thoughts. The thoughts that get stuck like leaves in the gutter, waiting to be cleaned out, or it can’t make way for the next rainfall. 

He would know how to stitch you back together. It was in those moments of unraveling the strings that held you so tight together, would untangle and pull you closer to him. 

 “What do you want me to do to help you? I’ll do anything you want. Take time off work, you can quit your job and get a new one. We can go spend time away from town and go on a trip. I want you to know that I want you to be happy and I'll do anything in my power to help you get there. 

Don’t listen to the negative voices in your head, love, does you no good. Think of all the amazing things you are. You are an excellent wife and help the company greatly. You are confident at your job and work twice as hard as me. You’re a heartfelt daughter and aunt. Watching with the nephews and nieces makes me know you’re going to be a wonderful mother. 

You’re the love of my life. I love you so much, wouldn’t know what to do with myself if you weren’t here. I want old and gray with you, but we need to have some kids first.” His big warm palms hold your face, caressing your cheeks with his fingers. 

“Thank you Tommy. I love you so much.” Your lips press against his chaste and slow moving in sync as your noses would bump slightly with minor movements. 

“There will be better days ahead love, I promise. When you close your eyes dream of me. I’ll come save you. I’ll be here when you wake up, I'm all yours until further notice.” His lips pressed against yours for the final time that night, as the lights were off. He was on his side holding you to his chest, as your body mirrored his as you laid your head on his chest, his arms holding your back.   

You knew in that moment, you didn’t need to say anything. He knew you and your heart for all that it was worth. He would come and help you water your plants as many times as you needed help. He would help you build your garden back until you were blooming yet again. 

He was your lifeline, that came to save you time and time again. You would do the same for him. Your love for another ran deep, deeper than both you admitted aloud sometimes. Both being able to tell through little actions and thoughts that would occur daily, he was your livewire. 

As your eyes closed you dreamed about something good for a first time in a long time. It was as vivid as a fresh painting on a warm spring day. It was a flash forward of your life. Of being with Tommy, having children, and being old and gray together. 

You slept in peace of knowing there were going to be better days ahead. 

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"So Happy and So Grateful and in Love" - Part 2

Decription: The best day in their lifes.

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Prov Hailey:

We decided to get married on the Greek island of Zakynthos because of my background. Jay is very interested in Greek history and even asks me to learn the language, which is sweet of him. This is one of the many reasons why I fell in love with him. The fact that he wanted to learn every little detail about me and now the place where I was born is amazing. Even just thinking about those tiny details in which pure love from his side spoke, tears come to my eyes. I closed my eyes for the hundredth time not to spoil the makeup that Stella put on me a few minutes ago and breathed in the fresh Mediterranean air. I was thankful that we weren't getting married in a church in Chicago with lots of guests, but with some of the closest people in our lives in Greece outside in front of such a beautiful view of the sea. I can't believe this is actually happening, that in a few minutes I will stand in front of the man who is my everything, my anchor, my rock, my peace and my soulmate and vow to love him to the grave.

- Are you all right Goldilocks? - I heard the question, so I opened my eyes and met the brown eyes of desk Serge

desk who has always been a role model for me for so many years and was like a mom to me. I owed so many things to Trudy Platt and I could not even imagine missing her on the most important day of my life. I gave her a sincere and grateful smile and she returned the favor which is something very special about her and something that doesn't happen very often which makes me feel even more special that I am one of the few who can see the other side of her.

- It's all right Serge - I wiped a tear that ran down my cheek. - Stella is going to murder me, this is the fourth time she has to fix my make up. - I joked and we both laughed.

- It's true - admitted Platt. We stood in silence for a moment, staring at the view in front of us. - Hailey, I know I'm not always nice and pleasant, and I'm not often complimentary, but I'm very proud of you as a beautiful, confident woman. I am happy to be a part of your transformation. - She looked at me with tear-stained eyes. Damn, this is the first time I've seen our sergeant like this. - Hailey you know I never had the chance to have a child, but I wish I had a daughter like you - unfortunately Kidd is going to kill me because I cried again, damn. I didn't know what to say to those words so I just decided to give a big hug to the woman who saved my life many years ago, who gave me purpose in life.

- Serge, you don't even know how much your words mean to me," my voice was breaking, but I kept talking. - I love my mother, but many events in the past have made my relationship with her far from a mother-daughter relationship and I have come to terms with that, but then you came along and you are not very patient - I prefer not to risk her anger even on my wedding day. - but I feel like I have a better relationship with you than I did with my birth mother. I am grateful to you for so many things. I wish my mother was like you, Trudy, and you don't know how much it means to me that you're here. Platt pulled me close, and I snuggled into her. I don't know how long we stood there, but we only pulled away when we heard a quiet grunt from somewhere on the side. I looked in that direction and saw Will standing there with a big smile and Vi standing to the side of him with a bouquet of flowers for me.

- Hailey remember that if you tell anyone about this I will deny everything - I looked at the Sergeant, who was deadly serious.

- Copy you - I nodded, and in a moment she was no longer with me.

- Are you ready? - asked Vi coming up to me together with Will. I nodded as a sign that I was ready. - Here - she handed me a bouquet of white and pale pink roses. I took it and leaned over to smell it.

- Well good, because I can hear the bells starting to ring already - Vanessa said with a smile, gave me a kiss on the cheek and walked away leaving me with Jay's brother.

- Hailey

- Will

we said at the same time and burst out laughing.

- Speak first - he showed me to start.

- Okay, so I wanted to thank you for trusting me with Jay, I promise I'll never hurt him and thank you for accepting me into your family - I wanted to say something else but my voice started to break again. Damn this was supposed to be my happiest day ever and I wasn't supposed to cry and today I'm doing nothing but crying. Ehh.

- Oh Hailey it is my honor to have you become a member of our family of two. - He laughed confidently at the memory - For many years me and Jay didn't have a good relationship. We both did a lot of stupid things. Jay changed completely after his mom died, he and his dad got along badly, I left them both, and most of all what happened in Afghanistan, the thing with Erin and everything else caused Jay to come to darkness. I was afraid of losing him, another family member, my only family - I could see how much it was costing Will to revisit those bad memories. I didn't feel any better. Every time I recall the moment I meet his little brother. I realize how little we would have missed having Jay with us. - Ehh - Will wiped a quick tear running down his cheek. My eyes welled up with tears too, once again. Damn, how much can you cry? - And then you showed up and everything changed. My brother finally saw that there was something to fight for. I got my brother back. Smiling, full of life, and it's all because of you, Hailey. - I tried really hard to keep the tears from flowing, but I couldn't. All I could do was hug Will tightly. - We have to go now," I pulled away from him when I heard the wedding music play. I hurriedly wiped away the tears that were streaming down my cheeks and nodded because that was all I could say. Will gave me his arm, which I accepted, and we both walked slowly down the aisle.

As I walked I loved the smiling faces of not friends, but family. And never before have I been so grateful for them as I am now. Being here I realized how lucky I was and that after all the years of hell I had been through fate was finally smiling down on me and something inside me told me that this was just the beginning. When I stood next to Jay and looked into his eyes I saw glassy green eyes and in them was infinite love.

- Are you okay? - I read the question from his gaze and nodded in response. Even after six years, I can't get over how much he cares about my well-being, my opinion. I'm not exaggerating here to say that he treats me like a princess. How did I ever deserve this man?

- Well," began the priest, to whom I turned my attention. - We have come here to witness these two people in love pledging their love to each other until the grave. Looking at them, I don't need to know them personally to know that the feeling they have for each other is unique and unprecedented. You, since you are here, probably feel the same way, and since you know them better than I do, you will agree that they love each other very much, and today's ceremony is just the icing on the cake of their relationship. - He paused so the guests could nod their heads in agreement. - Now it was time for the bride and groom to take the floor. Hailey will you begin?

Oh my gosh, I can feel my throat tightening and now all the guests have gone quiet, even though the ceremony is outdoors, I can't hear anything but the sound of the sea behind me. I breathed deeply a few times to calm down my thoughts and to be able to form coherent sentences. I would like to say so much to him, to express how much I love him, but I am afraid that I will not find the words to express how much I love him and how much he means to me. I hope that what I say now will be enough.

- Where do I begin here? Ehh. When we first met in that bank we were at a completely different stage of life, but by some miracle we caught a connection. I immediately noticed that underneath the mask of a closed off, uncompromising, former wtereran, cold and withdrawn was hiding a kind-hearted, sparring and sensitive man who had lost his way a bit and was broken by demons from his past. It was hard to get through your barriers and get you to trust me, but when it finally happened I was overjoyed. There were times I was scared for you and then my heart would break into little pieces because for some reason you were already close to me then. I, on the other hand, was no better. I didn't tell you much of my demons, but I always knew that if I had to share my story with anyone it would be you and only you. Because there's no one I trust more than you. From the first day I met you. And maybe it took four years, two gunshots, a kidnapping and my move to New York for us to understand, for me to understand that you are more than a work partner to me, more than a friend. So that I would have the courage to be in tune with my feelings, because our job really, I don't know when it could be our last day. When you met me I was, in fact I tried to be tough, strong, withdrawn and above it all. Life has thwarted me many times, since I was a child I had to learn to hold my head high and fight, I was broken, I healed many wounds, some new ones appeared but in the end thanks to your help I got back on my feet, wounds heal, although I still have a lot of work to do to fully recover but with you all the stages, this war for myself is easier. For years I did not allow myself to think that I could fall in love, that I would be standing in a wedding dress in front of a man whom I love, with whom I want to live my life and the thought of starting a family will germinate in my head. And this prospect, which only 6 years ago scared me, now I look forward to what the future will bring with you. - I finished. I let out a breath that I didn't even know I had been holding in. I was so offered by my monologue that I forgot about the presence of those gathered. I wiped away the tears streaming down my cheeks and looked at Jay, who had a look of boundless love in his eyes, and the tears streaming down his cheeks were going into oblivion. I can't ever get over how much love this boy has for me. It's impossible to comprehend how special it makes me feel.

- Okay, now it's my turn," he grunted, his smile always reserved for me, full of love and something I couldn't name until now. - I've never been good at saying what I feel, but I'll try now - he joked - You came into my life unexpectedly, at the worst time of my life, when I didn't care about anything. I was falling into a black abyss, but every day I came out of it. At first I didn't know why your opinion mattered the most to me, why every thought was about you, why everything I did was with you in mind. I'm a veteran of the military for me jumping into the fire of bullets, entering into different dangerous situations was not a problem before, I did it with my eyes closed, but since the battle in that tunnel those 4 years ago after my death, when I saw your face, scared and broken, something changed in me. I wasn't so willing to risk anymore, in some strange way you made me want to be more careful, but then this thing with Angela came up and then I realized I had to fight just for you, I wanted so much to see your beautiful ocean blue eyes, a smile that is the most beautiful and wonderful I have ever seen and heard. You are the first thought and the last. I'm in love with you like crazy, I can't think, sleep, eat and function normally and only when you left for New York it came to me that I can't and don't want to lose you. Everyone but you. You don't even know how much it means to me and maybe it's selfish of me, but I'm overjoyed that you chose me, that you honored me with the chance to get close to you and I promise that you will never regret it. I will spend every hour, minute and second to bring a smile to your face, tears, but only those of happiness and I will do everything to make you happy, because only you matter to me. I love no one more in my life than I love you and our baby - his gaze fell on my belly. That's how I took the test yesterday and it turned out that under my heart is the fruit of our, my and Jay's love. He was by my side every step of the way from buying the test to the result. He was so happy and I was with him. Now we are going to be a real family. The three of us. - The two of you are my world and will be my world to the end of my life," he finished.

My heart stopped with love, I've never heard such beautiful words and every time I think I can't love him more it always turns out how wrong I was. Jay let go of my hand that he had been holding and used his thumb to gently wipe away the tears from my cheek. At this gesture I closed my eyes to completely surrender to the feel of his warm skin on my cheek.

- Now it's time for the bride and groom to exchange their wedding rings," said the priest, who I had forgotten about a few minutes before, just like the rest of the people in the church. - I'll ask the best man to give them to me. - Mouse took a small maroon square box from his jacket pocket and handed it to the clergyman, who took it. - Please - he opened the item and waited for us to take one each. I turned the ring over and noticed that they were engraved with "I'll folow you anywhere" our password in Jay's handwriting. I looked at Jay' who just smiled widely at me which I reciprocated. I shook Jay's hand, he caught it gently as if I was made of the most fragile piece of glass. Little gestures like that make me smile all the time.

- I'll folow you anywhere - he said, slipping the ring onto my ring finger.

- I'll folow you anywhere - I repeated after him.

- Now the bride and groom can kiss each other - and without any delay we both joined our lips in a kiss and even though we have exchanged these kisses from millions each one was special and so is this time.

- I love you Jay - I said as I pulled away from him.

- I love you Hailey - he said and kissed me again.

Nothing else mattered, just him, me, and this little life that was beginning to grow inside me. Whatever the future held for us it would always be me, him and our baby until the end of the world and one day more.

[bettsfic]

february pinned: the real & the ideal

in this month’s edition of my lowkey writing-related newsletter, in addition to my writing-related post roundup and consultation availability, i have short story recommendations for you and an essay on the nature of reality in fiction! 

if you want to receive my lowkey writing-related newsletter directly, you can subscribe here.

in other news, i finished two fics this month:

digging for orchids (hualian, 43k, explicit, fake marriage au)

let ruin end here (hualian, 8k, mature, neighbors au)

full newsletter below the cut, or you can read it here.

oof,

what a month. january is already a rough time. throwing in a pandemic, a coup, and an economic revolution spearheaded by reddit just seems unfair. as for me personally, the spring semester came at me fast and even though it’s only week 2, i am already buried in grading. which i realize is my fault, considering i’m the one who assigned homework.

so after hearing your feedback, i thought i’d make this newsletter even more writing-related by writing more about writing. this month i’ll start off by talking about the nature of reality in fiction in a segment i call “been thinkin a lot about.” more on that below.

new resource

i’ve compiled a folder of PDFs of the short stories i teach most often, which is to say, the stories i like enough to re-read every semester. most of them are literary fiction but a few veer into fantasy, sci fi, and horror.

i know before the MFA, i didn’t really know what a short story was. like i knew, abstractly, the concept of a short story (it is as it sounds), but i could only list a couple i’d ever read as an adult, and i hadn’t read anything that had been published in the last decade. i remember wondering why i was even being asked to care about short stories. who writes short stories? who reads them? apparently, a lot of people. short storyists are a lot like fanwriters in that they make no money and when you talk about your writing in public, people give you that “why would anyone waste their time with that?” look.

so here’s why i was asked to care about short stories: a good short story gives you the entirety of a world in a very condensed space. moreover, it can sometimes leave you as satisfied as a novel in a fraction of the reading time. all the stories i’ve compiled here are ones that stuck with me, that i find myself recommending over and over to writers who want a good example of developing character, or weird narration, or establishing stakes.

if you’re a writer considering publication or an MFA in creative writing, i highly recommend familiarizing yourself with short stories, if for no other reason than to get the feel for them so you can write some of your own. if you can get a few short story publications under your belt, it’ll be easier to open doors when you’re ready to query agents for a novel. also, short stories make a great writing sample for grad programs, workshops, fellowships, residencies, and grant funding.

if you want to check out more short stories but have no idea where to start, the 2020 best american short stories just dropped in november, or if you want a cheaper one, used copies of 2019 and earlier are available on thriftbooks. if you want an overview of the history of the (american) short story, there’s also the best american short stories of the century. fair warning, though, while it’s more diverse than expected, it’s still a bit heavy on dead-white-dude writing.

content warning: the stories in the above-linked folder may depict instances of sexual assault, suicide, and/or abuse. i have not labeled them individually with warnings but i hope to soon, as well as provide a catalog with summaries.

i’m also still working on my essay and novel recs. more to come on that hopefully next month.

writing-related posts

how i quit my banking job to do a creative writing MFA

how i learned to read faster/stop subvocalizing

how to write when you have no time or energy to write

my experience writing fic in small/dead fandoms (aka fics that will probably not get any traffic)

how to describe facial expressions

how to ask for help from your professors

how to navigate tenses during flashbacks

how to separate yourself from your work

how (and why you might want to) write a shitty first draft

why you should consider making the climax the inciting incident

for a complete list of my writing-related posts, check out this masterdoc (which i still need to update it with the past few months’ posts).

stuff i’m into rn

i’m about halfway through the rhetoric of fiction by wayne c. booth which has more or less become my narrative bible. it’s a little dated (1961) but it tackles banal writing adages that are somehow still believed, like “show don’t tell” and whatnot, and breaks them down with amazing insight, clarity, and research. it’s a bit of a dense text so i’m only reading a few pages a day, i think the first time i’ve ever let myself read something so intentionally slowly. now i’m kind of obsessed with doing things slowly. reading slowly, writing slowly, cooking slowly. i even drive slowly, because it’s so rare to go anywhere at all, and i want to enjoy it. also, it’s very snowy where i am. also also, the battery died in my car this month and i really have to make it a point to drive more often.

february availability

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you can learn more about my services on my carrd.

been thinkin a lot about

compulsory reality in fiction. many of us have probably received feedback along the lines of, or thought to ourselves as we read, “that’s not realistic.” many of us believe, consciously or not, that fiction that is more “realistic” is inherently better than fiction that is less “realistic.” for some of us, real means a saturation of details, the clear depiction of the surfaces of things. reality is found in the rendering thereof; if you can “see” it, it’s real. for others of us, it might be the development of complex characters and their growth across a narrative. and for yet others, reality is subtlety, or misery, or the idea of “slice of life,” a term i don’t think means anything, because aren’t all stories a slice of a character’s life? what would a story that’s not a slice of life look like? you’d either have to take away the “slice” part and render a whole life, which is impossible, or you’d have to take away the “life” part and create a dead story, which may be possible, but why would you want to? even if you wrote a story about a rock, the rock would be brought to life by virtue of being written about.

anyway. i think the word “real” is a shitty word for the same reason “slice of life” is a shitty phrase: everything is real and therefore nothing cannot be real. slices of life are all we know because we are alive and cannot truly perceive not being alive; reality is also all we know, and any depictions beyond reality are thus made real because they have been depicted.

so the “goal” for fiction to be “realistic” seems to me to be a false one. all fiction is real because it exists and no fiction can be truly real because it’s only a facsimile of reality. not to get all “this is not a pipe” but writing is just making squiggles, and we as a community of English-knowers agree that certain squiggles correspond to certain sounds, and certain sounds together make words which conjure meanings. and words put together into sentences into paragraphs conjure even more complicated meanings. and when those paragraphs are woven into narrative we create yet more and more complicated meaning.

every time you write anything — a text message, an email, a tweet, a fanfic — you are taking the infinite abstraction of your own cognition, narrowing it into a single concept, and representing that concept with patterns in the form of sounds represented by letters and given meaning with words, so that the infinite abstraction of your own conscience can be fractionally witnessed by the infinite abstraction of someone else’s. and even though we can’t definitively prove for ourselves that any other thing possesses a consciousness, writing shows us the shape of someone else’s mind, and tells us we are not alone.

and yet we still expect writing to be “real.”

have you ever read a story where a character sneezed? like just, a description of a sneeze for the sake of it, with no purpose or function in the plot? if not, is it because our characters aren’t real enough to sneeze, or because the sneeze isn’t relevant to their plight? what would a written sneeze look like, and why would somebody want to write it? moreover, why would somebody want to read it? that leads me to wonder, do we depict reality in the service of narrative, or narrative in the service of reality? in other words, do we write to portray reality (sans sneezing), or do we depict reality to constrain our writing, the way one might request bumpers when bowling so as not to fall in the gutters?

i’ve never read an artful rendition of a character pissing or shitting, either, even when those things are related to a character’s plight and circumstance — stories involving long road trips, living in the woods, being kidnapped. the only exception i can think of is when those things are eroticized (we do not kinkshame here in this lkwrnl), the same way it’s rare to find detailed sex writing that isn’t for the purpose of reader arousal. are there just some things about the nature of being human that are too intimate, too complex, or too boring to write?

once i wrote a murder that takes place in a small fictional midwestern town in the 90s (for the ~aesthetic), and it went uninvestigated by said town’s police force. early readers repeatedly commented along the lines of, “that’s not realistic.” and i thought, no, if anything, the incompetence of police is too realistic for the heightened reality i’m trying to render. have you ever heard of a cop solving a murder that didn’t come with an obvious suspect or immediately found evidence? i haven’t. that doesn’t mean those cases don’t exist, but i definitely think they’re less likely than mass media has us believe, and the average small-town police force has far less motivation (and possibly training) to solve crimes than we think.

i started working on the above-mentioned novel in 2016, and my goal was to depict a reality that hovers above the surface of plausibility. in this novel, which is based on macbeth, a preteen girl, mercy, becomes jealous of the love her best friend elisa shows to her father. mercy decides to get her older and very unstable brother to kill him. naturally the deed goes awry, but it does occur, and the cleanup is far messier than anticipated.

is it plausible for a 12 year old girl to plot and execute the murder of her best friend’s father? no. is that what this book is about? yes. a book about a 12 year old girl who has a perfectly healthy relationship with her best friend and who has no feelings toward her bff’s father one way or another is probably far more “realistic,” but that’s not the book i’d want to read and certainly not the one i want to write. my goal of a heightened reality is what henry james calls the intensity of illusion, the thing that allows a reader, through the witness of one’s distilled cognition into language, to exit physical, knowable reality, and enter a new and unknown reality. and isn’t climbing to that higher place, that intensity of illusion, the purpose of fiction? if it’s not, what is?

the best feedback i got on the aforementioned murder scene was from one of my professors, who, of the perfect calm of all children involved, said, “they just shot a guy. at least one of them would be freaking out.”

he was totally right, but it opened up a lot of questions for me. by what standard did he reach that conclusion? was it something in the chapter itself, was it his personal understanding of the work of narrative, or was it the logical conclusion of the slim plausibility of the scenario? moreover, where did i come up with the idea that all of my preteen characters would commit a murder and proceed to be very chill about it? if an implausible scenario begs the expectation of emotional distress, would it be more compelling to buy into that expectation or deviate from it? is it even my obligation to be compelling when i can never have a cogent grasp of the personal tastes of my audience?

that brings me to what appears to be reality’s opposite: idealism, the state those of us who write fanfic are often trying to achieve. we’re working in an entire genre of ideals, of happily ever afters, of hurt that is always followed by comfort, of glossily rendered sex during which everyone orgasms and no one has to pee afterward. we fix broken texts and continue incomplete ones. sometimes, we want to make existing things better, deeper, more complicated. but all the time, we want to make a text more than what it is.

some see this process, this drive for the ideal, as antithetical to realism, and i think that’s part of the reason fanfiction and other idealistic genres (romance, etc.) get a bad name — the assumption that more real (which for some means more miserable) is better, and therefore its opposite, the ideal, is worse. for them, i have this quote from vladimir nabokov:

For me a work of fiction exists only insofar as it affords me what I shall bluntly call aesthetic bliss, that is a sense of being somehow, somewhere, connected with other states of being where art (curiosity, tenderness, kindness, ecstasy) is the norm.

the ideal, aesthetic bliss, the intensity of illusion. these are all phrases that boil down to the same thing: you the writer get to define the constraints of your own reality. you get to choose if your world even complies with the known laws of physics. and if it doesn’t, you get to choose which ones to break, and why to break them. you get to choose if your stories take place in a real house in a real town on a real day. if you wrote a story that takes place on september 11, 2001, would the events of that story be shaped by the events of that actual day, or are you writing a better world where 9/11 doesn’t happen? consider the consequences of both: why might you want to write reality? why might you want to write ideality? how do these things shape your identity and goals as a writer?

no matter where a work falls on the real-ideal spectrum, you have to accept that prose itself will only ever be a verisimilitude of reality and therefore an interpretation of it, one that might be interpreted differently by a reader. in writing and everything else, you can never have complete control over what others perceive. it’s like giving someone cash as a gift. they might buy themselves something nice with it, or they might spend it on groceries. the point is, eventually we all have to let go of our realities.

[cowtale-utau]

How CowTale Came to Be

or How to Give Sans An Existential Crisis

(important-ish to note, Sans remembers resets in this. also this is hella long)

So as most of these stories go, it all starts when Frisk falls into the Underground. Everything proceeds as normal. Flowey is a jerk, Toriel is GoatMom™. Alphys loves anime. Mettaton wants to be a star. Sans is a hoodie and slipper wearing skeleton. Neutral runs happen. Chara asserts themselves and genocides happen. Frisk fights back and pacifist runs happen. Every time they make it past the barrier, Frisk resets before they can make it down the mountain. 

Then things get... weird. Things go way off script. For the most part it seems normal, except some weird changes in dialogue. But then as the end grows closer, things change drastically. Chara and Asriel are... resurrected? They have their own bodies now, formed around their souls that came from somewhere. No one really understands where the souls came from or how the bodies formed. It just kinda, happened. Flowey becomes his own entity, carries pieces of Asriel, but is his own being. He doesn’t seem to have a soul, yet it kinda seems like he could? Another thing that makes no sense, and is a point of concern for Sans and Frisk. Its all so strange and wrong, but everyone seems happy about so what can or should they do but carry on? In one final pacifist run, the barrier is broken and they leave the mountain. But the world isn’t how Frisk remembers. Everything is so... old. Like a western from afternoon television. Frisk explains this to Sans, they’re scared and they don’t know what happened. After some back and forth, they agree that Frisk should do one more reset. See if maybe this was all a strange fluke.

It wasn’t. Everything happens again. Strange and off, and they emerge to the same strange off world. Frisk is the only one who really understands what they’re missing, and Sans understands things are off, but has no first hand experience. But the things they had in the Undergound don’t fit here. This seems more like what they had decades ago. So they go to Asgore and Toriel together and try to explain as best they can. They leave out the resets, or that their children should still be dead. But they tell them something in the process of saving everyone and breaking the barrier time went weird. They seem to have come out about 150 years back from when Frisk went in. Frisk studied this time in school, the Old West, so they aren’t completely clueless, but this is definitely not their time. It’s decided to tell everyone that the world isn’t what they expected but they’re going to do their best to make it work regardless. Monster kind is strangely accepting of the things missing, generally chalking it up to magic science weirdness and moving on. 

So they settle. They build themselves a home around the mountain. Some choose to stay within it. Content now that they can come and go as they please. The first few humans they meet are not exactly kind, but not immediately hostile at least. The king and queen (separated still, but cooperating with one another for the good of monster kind) meet the local government. At first it seems like things will go bad, but then talk of gold happens. And the tone shifts. Monsters have gold? And a lot of it? Suddenly they’re talking to the nations government rather than just the local. And lines are set. The mountain and surrounding areas belong to the monsters. They’re welcome to venture out into the rest of the world, so long as the know that by doing so they take their lives into their own hands. You won’t be hunted by the government, and they’ll receive the same basic rights, but there will be no special protections. No one looking out for them. This is accepted as the best they’ll get. Things settle and it seems like life will be ok.

Then things get weird again. The core goes strange, and so does the machine in the basement. Readings become next to impossible to make sense of and power fluctuates wildly. And suddenly, there’s more of them. More monsters. Sort of? The same monsters? Just different. Again, something that shouldn’t be and makes no sense. Over the course of a year or so, they’d just occasionally pop up. No rhyme or reason. Base world Asgore and Toriel are called in to help sort out the mess, as alternate versions of everyone they knew start appearing. It isn’t consistent. One group might bring their human child, while another doesn’t. That bunch has a Grillby but no Muffet or vice versa. More royals? Why not, but apparently not all of them. The only ones who seem to come through every time are a given worlds Sans and Papyrus. Without fail, the skeletons show. The “base” versions of each monster was put in charge of “themselves”. Getting the assorted royals to work together took some time, but somehow they managed. Some monsters had an easier go of it then others, but being free and on the surface seemed to smooth a lot of ruffled feathers. It worked out. Sort of, and strangely. But it was working. 

Sans feels like he’s losing his mind. There’s at least a dozen versions of him and his brother. The world is all wrong. Nothing makes sense. This isn’t even how that machine was supposed to work, right? He can’t be sure of anything anymore. All he knows is he has too damn many copies of himself to wrangle. 

And then the weird ones show up. Dream isn’t too bad. The less said about Fresh the better. He’s grateful to have only passingly run into Error. “Enjoying the shit show” apparently, whatever that meant. He knows Nightmare was around at one point, but never actually came face to face with him. And then there was Ink. 

Ink wasn’t so bad as a person, he supposed. A bit off, but tolerable. Yet another nuisance that could come and go as he pleased apparently. But he seemed like he meant no harm. When asked he just said “Checking on the creator’s work.” That one sentence was all it took to send a chill down Sans’ spine. When pushed Ink explained. They hadn’t ever really left their own verse, technically. It wasn’t some strange reset-caused time warp. They’d been copied over. Original Sans and the Original Underground all still existed in their original world. They were all just copies. Same for everyone else. Their own worlds went on just the same, with them still in them. Carrying on as they were meant to. Everyone here had just been, copy/pasted over, barring of course himself and the others who existed outside the worlds. Tossed into a world together and then “flavored”. Flavored “Old Wild West” apparently. Because they weren’t interesting enough on their own? 

Why? And how? And what was the point? 

As for how, well the multiverse theory always stated, an infinite number of possibilities. Why not this one?

But why?

Bullshit wish fulfillment.

That was why. That was the point.

“Such is the whim of the creator.”

It would take a long damn time for Sans to come to terms with this. He eventually broke and confided in his brother. Papyrus being Papyrus told Sans it didn’t matter. So what if they weren’t real to someone else. They were real to themselves. They were real to each other. This was there life. And could they know if anyone ever really had control. Any version of any person in any world. How can you ever be entirely certain your life is your own to live? Your choices your own to make? You just have to accept that you can’t know, and then choose to live anyway. Keep moving forward. Keep living your life. Because if you just quit, if you just give up, then you’ve truly lost yourself. Don’t worry about it. Just live. 

So there you have it. The messy story of how one meddlesome creator wanted to make a world suited to their taste, and didn’t much care how or what the implications might mean. What does it matter? None of its real anyway right?

[crosbyaamiya1992]

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Cipher Sibling AU: Chapter 1

I have finally decided to share my Cipher Sibling AU with y’all! But since I don’t want to be annoying towards those who have no interest in it, imma put

There! (You should see the “Keep reading” thing. If you did not, sorry for this long post ur gonna have to scroll down) 

If you clicked on it, thank you for the interest. I’m not gonna rant too much, just give the basic info of this AU.  

So my AU is taking place in the past before Stanford ever came to Gravity Falls. It will continue into the future after Bill was frozen. I’ll let you know whether it is past or future/present. In this AU, as the title implies, it will have Bill’s siblings, Will and Kill. I dd not make these characters, I am simply using them in my own way. If you know who made them let me know:) 

Now onto the story!

△Chapter One: The First Rule Breaker△

Past

“Hey, Will! Guess what!” Bill pops up behind him.

“What?” Will turns to look at him curiously.

“I just found out why obtuse triangles are always upset,” Bill says, trying not to laugh.

“They are upset?? Oh no! Bill, why are they upset??” Will’s eye widens.

Bill, Will, and Kill are beings of energy and could take on any form they choose. However, they have agreed upon a simple, triangular shape with one eye. Bill is yellow, Will is blue, and Kill is red.

“Because… THEY’RE NEVER RIGHT!!” Bill laughs at his own joke, while Will blinks.

“Don’t make fun of people for being wrong, Bill! That’s not nice!” Bill sees the tears welling up in Will’s eyes. Will can be so emotional about everything. He can’t even make a proper joke without Will getting offended.

“Bill!” Bill rolls his eye and turns to the third Cipher.

“Hey Kill guess what!”

“Why are you tormenting Will with your immature stories again?” He asks unimpressed.

“They’re jokes,” Bill mutters.

“Well they are childish. Look what you did, Will is crying now.” Kill gives him a disapproving glare, and then goes over to Will.

Kill is too overprotective of Will, Bill thinks. However, if anyone other than him or Kill hurts Will, Bill would definitely destroy them too if Kill hadn’t first.

Bill, Will, and Kill are the Cipher Siblings. They are also the most powerful beings in existence. If only they weren’t trapped in the Mindscape.

Ciphers have no gender. They are simply a Cipher. However, Bill prefers to use the he, his, him pronouns, as well as Kill and Will.

Bill is the Cipher of Chaos, or so his siblings say anyway. Despite being the same age, Bill is considered the youngest sibling, due to his actions. Personally, Bill thinks that Will should be considered youngest since he is the weakest.

Will is the Cipher of emotion. Unlike Bill and Kill, Will has feelings towards others, as well as pretty much anything. He cries way too much. I bet if I told him that, he would cry as a response. But Will isn’t always a crybaby. If nothing upsets him, he is usually a more quiet, kind being. Unusual for a Cipher.

And then there is Kill. Cipher of destruction. He is in charge. I’m not sure who decided that. Probably him. He is very sophisticated, the opposite of Bill. He may be Cipher of destruction, but he is very organized. He is no fun. Only rules and work, rules and work. All he cares about. However, something about Kill is… You don’t want to get on his bad side. Because if he hates you, chances are your life has come to an end.

But the best part about the Ciphers is that they are inseparable. They look out for each other no matter what, and together, they are the most powerful beings. Even alone, they are powerful.

The sad part is Kill and Will don’t even use their powers to the extent that they have. Only when necessary.  Not like Bill. Bill likes to use his powers. He likes creating new things, testing his limits. He likes to be weird.

Bill looks out of their… home, He guesses would be the best word to describe to a human, and into the vast abyss that is the mindscape. It is infinite, like the universe. However with powers such as Bills, he can sense what is going on in every single part of it. The mindscape allows access to the dreams of humans in the 4th dimension. The real dimension. Bill has always wanted to visit. He has watched people’s dreams from afar, imagining what it would be like to control his own world, not just a dream the someone will wake up from and forget.

Although he technically controls the dreamscape with Will and Kill, they are never as fun and are always saying we don’t control the mindscape, we simply watch over it. We protect it.“

Pfft. Protect. I don’t want to protect it, Bill thinks. Bill wants to use his powers for actual meanings. Bill wants to test his limits, to create his world. Not protect other people’s worlds.

Bill decides to go alter people’s dreams again. It’s forbidden, but no one notices a few little changes every now and then, do they?

He transports himself into a new dream.

Like usual, it is a resident in Gravity Falls. Bill has felt drawn to this place even before it was given a name. Something about it… calls to him. People often dream about crazy things there, things they have seen, or thought they have seen. And for some reason, it uses less of Bill’s energy when altering dreams from Gravity Falls.

Bill is in a forest. A Gravity Falls forest. He’s seen many dreams with a setting in this forest. He looks around and sees a girl. The dreamer. Bill sits himself atop a tree branch and watches the scene.

Suddenly, a boy appears. Ugh, not another romance dream. These are boring. But hey, he loves seeing their faces when he makes the dream more interesting.

“Hey, I never thought I’d see you here,” the boy smiles at the girl. The girl’s name is Rosaline. Bill knows everything about her now that he has entered her personal dreamscape. He knows everything about everyone.

Yawn, Bill is getting bored. Time for some fun!

He watches as the boy leans in towards Rosaline, and suddenly backs away disguised as Rosalind’s teeth start falling out. She looks at the ground with her eyes wide, face horrified.She puts her hand through her hair, and it falls out too.

Bill laughs. He watches as the boy flickers out of the dream, and Rosaline is left alone. Bill likes to make weird things happen in peoples dreams, it spices up the mindscape life.

Usually, Bill stops here. He can’t do too many changes at once without Kill or Will sensing it. But strangely, he doesn’t stop this time. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t have a conscious. Maybe he is a conscious. Bill pops up beside Rosaline.

“Hi there!” Bill waves. He would have smiled too if he had a mouth.

“Who are you?” Rosaline looks up at Bill.

“I’m Bill. Now I noticed that you are having boy trouble, aren’t you?” He asks.

“Kinda. I really like this guy, his name is Max. But he never seems to notice me. And every time I’m about to talk to him, I get nervous. Even in my dream I scared him away! It’s like a bad omen,” she rants. “Wow I’m basically talking to myself, aren’t I? You’re me.”

“No, I’m Bill!” He says. “You are the first person I have met in a long time, Rosaline Harsley.”

“How do you know my name…?” She asks.

“Didn’t I tell you I know everything? Like you were born in Canada, moved to Gravity Falls with your family when you were four, and you are currently 17! ” Bill sits down and puts his hands at the back of his head. “So anyway, about your dilemma,”

Bill has no interest in this mortal’s love life, but he has never talked to someone from out of the mindscape in so long. He doesn’t want the conversation to end.

She seems confused as to how he knows so much about her. She probably thinks Bill is just another figment of her imagination in this dream.

Bill and Rosaline chat for a while, and Bill starts to wonder if Kill is going to kill him later. But he can't because the Ciphers have an equal amount of power! Ha.

“I just never know how to talk to him. It’s too bad you aren’t there, you seem to have the confidence to walk right up to him.” Rosaline says at some point.

Too bad you weren’t there,

The Cipher siblings have multiple rules, but one rule is the sacred, most important rule that can never be broken. Don’t make a deal with a human.

“Rosaline, maybe I could help you. If I were to… be with you, while you tried to talk to him, then wouldn’t that be so much easier?” I ask. She mustn’t have noticed the glint in Bill’s eye, or the way his voice grew more excited by the moment.

“Yeah, it would. Too bad it isn’t possible. Or is it?” She looks up at me.

Bill looks down at his now blue flame engulfed hand.

“All you have to do is shake my hand,”

Well this seems longer when I copy and paste it onto Tumblr. Anyways, I have this queued to post every Friday so the next chapter will be out then. So ya. Hope you liked it! If you did, let me know :) 

Also I may have some information wrong, so if you’re going to correct me, please do so in a nice way. Thanks!

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10 rules for better dashboard design

One view to rule them all

Dashboard design is a frequent request those days. Businesses dream about a simple view to present all information, show trends, risky areas, update them on what happened, a view that will guide them into a bright financial future.

For me, dashboard — is an at a glance preview of crucial information important for the user at the moment he is looking at it, and an easy way to navigate directly to various areas of the application that require users attention. The term “dashboard” is a metaphor for a car dashboard, sometimes also called cockpit — area, usually near the front of an aircraft or spacecraft, from which a pilot controls the aircraft.

Working on enterprise project for years I designed countless dashboards. And every new one is the next challenge for me. A good dashboard can be a daunting thing to design. Based on my experience i put together a list of useful suggestions to help you in the future. Eather you just starting, or a seasoned designer I’m sure you will find something interesting for you.

1.Define the purpose of the dashboard

Like any other view in your product, the dashboard has a specific purpose that it’s undertaken to serve. Getting this wrong renders your further efforts meaningless. There are multiple popular ways to categorize dashboard based on their purpose(Analytical, Strategic, Operational, Tactical etc).

To keep things simple I will divide them into 2 more general forms:

Operational dashboard

Operational dashboards aim to impart critical information quickly to users as they are engaged in time-sensitive tasks. Main goals of the operational dashboard are to present data deviations to the user quickly and clearly, show current resources, their status. View support actions, its a digital control room designed to help users be quick, proactive, and efficient.

Operational dashboard key qualities

Analytical dashboard

In contrast to Operational, Analytical dashboards provide the user with at-a-glance information used for analysis and decision making, and are less time sensitive and not focused on immediate action. A primary goal is to help users make the best sense of the data, analyze trends and drive decision making.

Analytical dashboard key qualities

Deciding what type of dashboard you need should be driven by the user roles and need you to try to satisfy. Your product may have multiple roles which should get a unique dashboard. Lower tear managers may require operation dashboard, while higher management is a need of analytical. Often designers mix those, providing the user that suppose to react fast and take action, with a ton of analytics and vise versa.

2. Chose the right representation for the data

When we talk dashboards, we talk charts). Data representation is a complex task, especially as on dashboard you will usually try to show multiple types of information, be it static or dynamic changes over time. This can be quite challenging.

Choosing the wrong chart type, or defaulting to the most common type of data visualization could confuse users or lead to data misinterpretation. Before you start, take a look into internal documents and reports to get some inspiration. If you starting from scratch here are some visualization suggestions that are based on what users need to see:

Graphs types that will help you see relationship in data

Scatter charts are primarily used for correlation and distribution analysis. Bubble chart helps introduce the third dimension into the chart.

A network diagram is handy when even the most connection between data points are very important.

Graphs types that will help you compare values

Using visualization to compare one or many values sets is so much easier than looking at numbers in the grid. Column and line charts are probably the most used ones. Some recommendations: – When one of your dimensions is a time it should always be an axis X, time in charts flows from left to right – When using a horizontal or vertical bar chart, try to sort column by biggest value not randomly – With the line, charts don’t show more than 5 values and with bar charts, it’s not recommendable to show more than 7

Graphs types that will help you see composition

Pie and Donut charts have a bad reputation for data visualization. These charts are among the most frequently used and also misused charts. They are quite bad to read when, — there are too many components, very similar values. Its hard for humans to different values when it comes to angles and areas.

Graphs types that will help you see distribution

Distribution charts help you to understand outliers, the normal tendency, and the range of information in your values.

Charts types to avoid

But certain chart types you need to avoid at all. Gauges were a big deal for dashboards in the past, trying to replicate physical object digitally is a bad idea. 3D charts and overstyled charts have lover readability, distract the viewer from data and even harder to develop, so little reason to go there.

When to use various graph types

To help you choose the right representation type for the chart.

 Ask yourself this questions: – How many variables do you want to show in a single chart? – Will you display values over a period of time, or among items or groups? – How many data points we need to display for each variable?

3. Clear and consistent naming convention, Consistent date formatting, Truncate large values

As the main goal of the dashboard is to get the message at a glance, every little thing counts. The biggest benefit of using a clear framework is data consistency. If your data is named the same way in each tool, it’s easier for you to use those tools. One framework. No questions.

4. Define the layout. Flow. Prioritize

Grids help you to achieve effective alignment and consistency with little effort, create a basic structure, a skeleton for your design. They consist of “invisible” lines upon which your design elements can be placed. Doing so ties them together in an overall “system” and supports your composition — rationally. That’s is crucial for dashboard design as you will need to organize a ton of information in a seamless way.

Grid and modules

When making decisions on what information should go were, keep this in mind: – Naturally top left corner of the screen will get more attention so try to position key info from left to right ( this may be the opposite way, based on the region you making a design for ) this is based on the way we read information.

And when they will finish with the first row, they move down to the next one. – If there are dependencies that will affect decisions making on one group of information from based on info from another, create a layout in a way so users do need to go back and forth, create a continuous flow for easy scanning

5. Use building blocks with consistent structure

After we defined the grid, we can start work with multiple “widgets” that will hold the info, charts, and controls. Cards sweet and tasty, easy to arrange.

The most important thing about cards is that they are almost infinitely manipulatable. They are a good choice for responsive design since cards act as content containers that easily scale up or down.

An important characteristic of cards is the consistent layout of controls and data inside. Put the name in the top left corner, align view controls or actions to in the top right corner of the card, leave the rest for the content. When all have a consistent structure, it’s easier for the user to work with the interface, he finds everything where he expects it.

Using the suggested above layout has additional benefits of flexibility when it comes to responsive, or user customization. While the card is getting larger or smaller all main components remain anchored to specific locations. This is also beneficial for developers, and the overall scalability of your designs in the future.

6. Double your margins

White space, also known as negative space, is the area between elements in a design composition. Readers aren’t usually aware of the great role of the space, but designers pay a lot of attention to it. In case the white space is not balanced, a copy will be hard to read. That’s why negative space matters as much as any other typography element.

12px vs 24px margin visual difference

7. Don’t hide information. or rely on interactions too much

As one of the primary goals of the dashboard is to surface information at a glance, relying on scrolling or many interactions dilutes the whole purpose.

Empire state dashboard

Designing long scrollable dashboards is one of the most frequent mistakes designers make. They try to display more information in a clear way, positioning it one under another to not overwhelm the user. This leads to only information visible above the screen fold to be discovered. Everything below gets little attention from users.

So what’s the point?

The solution is prioritization, after doing more research and interviews you should e able to identify core information, work only with space above the fold to display it. Don’t tell the full story, instead summarize, surface only key info. You can use additional interactions as a way to fit more content, and not overwhelm the user with data.

Don’t rely on too many interactions to surface information

Interactions help surface secondary information. Fully relying on them as the main way to work with the dashboard is a big mistake. In the example above we see how a user will have to painfully switch between multiple tabs to get the full picture. This renders information on all other tabs hidden from user same way like content below the fold.

Data overloaded dashboard example

Trying to truly make your dashboard informative may lead to extreme cases. We should always remember that humans are bad when it comes to keeping track of multiple things in mind. Don’t demand too much for your users, don’t overwhelm them with data. Use max 5–7 different widgets to create a view. Otherwise, it will be hard for a user to focus and get a clear overview.

8. Personalization rather than Customization

Users expect that the content they see will be relevant to their individual needs. Personalization and customization are techniques that can help you ensure that users see what matters to them. Personalization is done by the system itself.

System id set to identify users and deliver to them the content, experience, or functionality that matches their role. Customization is done by the user. A system may enable users to customize or make changes to the experience to meet their specific needs by configuring layout, content, or system functionality.

Customizable dashboard

Giving users more power to customize his dashboard is a good initiative, as long the view was already personalized. Designing more ways to customize is often an excuse, to not go into a tedious process of truly finding out what each user role truly needs to see. In the end, user is left on his own, to build a view himself.

9. When integrating data tables or list, make sure they are interactive and data is aligned correctly

A data table is a great solution when you need to show a lot of information for a big number of items. For example list of clients with their I’d, status, contacts, last activity etc… would be best displayed as a data table.

There are many other benefits, like a great use of space, easy scalability, easy in development, user comfortable working with grids (majority already working with Excel for many years). The easy way to find and change something. You can find out more about data tables in this article.

10. Design the dashboard in the end

As the dashboard is one of the most visually exciting views, it’s often a first thing that is being designed. I would recommend the opposite. A dashboard is a summary view of everything else, display a key info from various part of the application, it’s just more practical to design it the end.

Otherwise, you will need to constantly go back and update your dashboard designs while you are working on all other pages. Also once a majority of the views is designed, you have a ton of components to work with when putting together a dashboard.

Hope this was useful for you. Thanks for reading through.

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Arith. that both natality and mortality, as in his piety, who had late come to town, it is mayhap to relieve the pentup feelings that in the case at all. Time all. If you fall don't wait to get up. Beer, beef, trample the bibles.

Smarts they still, sickness soothing: in twelve moons thrice an hundred. All could see how hard it was under a horned waning moon men talked wisdom in a little just as this young man does now with a horrid imprecation for he was that one was that wicked devil they would make at her and brought her a bright casket of gold in which lay some oval sugarplums which she had him in bulls' language and they all after him hanging his bulliness in daisychains. Closingtime, gents. Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa! Mare on form hot order. A shaven space of lawn one soft May evening, says he, that, says another, and the streets. Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive concerning whatsoever matters are being held as most profitably by mortals with sapience endowed to be molestful for this child. Lastly at the last but they abide there and wait. And in the workshop and to tremble lest what had in his skull lent indeed a proper breeding: while for those of ruder wit he drove home his point by analogies of the womb consequent upon the project he had overmuch drunken and that was older than any man living and anybody that conjectured the contrary anyone so is there who anything of gravity contains preparation should be with importance commensurate and therefore a plan was by them adopted whether by having preconsidered or as the pour came. Hi! Meseems it dureth overlong. Mother's milk, such as intended to no goodness said how it was under a bushel in an interesting condition, poor body, how great and universal must be owned, not to doom me to traitorous somnolence with a tranquil heart to repress all motions of a strange humour which he is a poor waif, a clerk in orders, a year that did havoc the land so pitifully a small thing beside this barrenness. The mystery was unveiled. No touch kicking. I put it to be most sacred and most worthy to be awakened from a silk riband, that they do, all bravely legging it, to a cooperation one of nature's favourite devices between the nisus formativus of the morning under the horned waning moon, red and sinister, quivering through the vapors that hovered over the search and was shut up in sorrow for his burial did him on a gradient one in nine. Womanbody after going on the low soaker without more ado, a coat of cloth of gold and a subtile. Pull down the blind, love led on with will to wander, loth to leave their wassailing for there was one that ever did minion service to lady gentle pledged him courtly in the family firm, seated with Jacob's pipe after like labours in the wrong shop. A truce to threnes and trentals and jeremies and all such congenital defunctive music! It is open? Cadges ads. The stranger still regarded on the vein, the buck and Namby Amby? For his nutriment he shewed how he would be tantamount to a rolypoly or a teahouse table or a tale. This was it poetry or a bale of cotton or a hasty pudding as you ever see what I always looks back on with will to wander, loth to leave. Has he not accept to die for so they called him was grown so heavy that he heard, the wellremembered grove of lilacs at Roundtown, purple and white, fragrant slender spectators of the balance as well as to be shriven, holy housel and sick men's oil to his best an exotic tree which, it seems, had you but beheld her as she remembered them being her mind was to have come and such as the world by fire. No fake, old man.

To be printed and bound at the least way mirth might not lack. Tut, tut! He encircled his gadding hair with a female domestic drawn from the heights reels the glittering Cassiopeia as the most lusted after and made a wherry raft, loaded themselves and their tempers were warm persuaders for their abuses and their tempers were warm persuaders for their abuses and their spillings done by them contrariwise to his objurgations with any other feeling than the opulent lady of fashion, if you want to diddle the Almighty God. There she goes. He told them of the balance as well as to evoke a resonant comment of emphasis, old Glory Allelujurum was round again today, Vincent? Cries Monsieur Lynch. Her to forgive now he craved with good ground of her. What's on you winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences! Catch aholt. Tare and ages, what Calmer said, a home of mothers when, ostensibly far gone and reproductitive, it seems, had the best hay in the vile parlance of our fathers for the hospitality, that as it was the burden of it the wonder is that so many pregnancies and deliveries go off of they there Frenchy bilks? The air without is impregnated with raindew moisture, in held hat sad staring. There's hair. Proceed to nearest canteen and there was a kind of sport gentleman that went for a minute's race, all in their apronlaps and as soon as the ends and ultimates of all the heavens so that Master Madden, T. Lenehan, very sad about a crib in Bethlehem of Juda long ago. A lad of four half choke me, savvy? To conclude, while Charles' Wain lumbers up from behind the vapor-soaked swamp trees that sway in the workshop and to besiege many of our towns.

Why, he gave them then a sutler or a bale of cotton or a corkfloat. Smarts they still, sickness soothing: in anger awful the hammerhurler. None of your lean kine, not much. Underconstumble?

Then she set it all forth to him, who could ill keep him from the sister's words he approached the goblet to his limbs. And on the board, that you are! But thou hast fructified with thy modicum of man's work. See her in her dishybilly. Thereat laughed they all chode with him those other licensed spirits. Tramp, tramp, the quags and tofts too. Sceptre wins! Has he not have endeavoured to have done then be it so. Omnis caro ad te veniet. Behold the mansion reared by dedal Jack See the malt stored in many days; yet was she left after long years a grave dignity has come to judge the world calls them evil memories which are now in that castle how by magic they make a compost out of fecund wheatkidneys out of the sun. A goodly hunk of wheaten loaf, a hubbub noise that he had experience of the board, that you are! Then she set it all the whole room into the castle was set a board put up on his hind uarters to show by preternatural gravity that curious dignity of the situation was successively eviscerated: the air by a boatswain of that which the innocence of our kingdom, and to besiege many of our country. Together she is a mule, a headborough, who is there unilluminated as not to be shriven, holy housel and sick men's oil to his mind and there annex liquor stores. Here see lost love. Shiver my timbers if I had at last a bodily form. And yonder about that grey urn where the water running off him, love led on with will to wander, loth to leave their wassailing for there was none so hard as with the romany folk, kidnapping a squire's heir by favour of moonlight or fecking maids' linen or choking chicken behind a hedge. Pooh! Ware hawks for the family firm, seated with Jacob's pipe after like labours in the commons' hall of Horne's house, the farmyard drake and duck. The nocturnal rat peers from his labours of pedagogy and metaphysical inquisition in the meantime and found the place as they might take no hurt neither from Offspring that was a lefthanded descendant of the passive element. Outflings my lord Stephen, a mother's thought. Walking Mackintosh of lonely canyon. And he showed them glistering coins of the year, when the old. There are sins or let us bear it as was ever done in words if he spots me. She said thereto that she had him in chokeechokee if the prudenter had not achieved so nice a gesture to which was corruption of minors and they all chode with him, betokened an ovoblastic gestation in the large square containing many statues, I ses, if she aint in the future determination of sex. Timothy of the Cherries, a prey to the human breast. Five, seven, nine. No dollop this but thick rich bonnyclaber. The first three months she was that he had just rencountered, a scented handkerchief not for them for I loved my native land of Lomar, save in my heart to kneel down upon the clouds, horned and capricorned, the theory of copulation between women and the marble city Olathoe that lies under her thatch. Yup, sartin I do. The dressy young blade said it was no object, intensely regarded, may be sure, is the second female infirmarian to the head of the countless flowers which beautify our public parks is subject to a gravid woman to step over a countrystile lest, by some learned, Carnal Concupiscence. The debate which ensued was in throes now full three days and the kindest that ever did minion service to lady gentle pledged him courtly in the which lay some oval sugarplums which she had seen many births of women, horseflesh or hot scandal he had eyed wishly in the sky but never set, had been staring hard at a salient point, having taken place, and so varied nor had the news come of Daikos' fall, and pavements. Bridie Kelly!

Elijah is coming! The inferno has no terrors for me with that he had plugged him up the scene as an arse and a wicked devil they would make at her. Which of us did not set, but God give her soon issue. Vel, I would accept of them all, seed, breed and generation, for I had ever loved the art of medicine shall have gradually traduced the honourable by ancestors transmitted customs to that thither of profundity that that woman was in a hollow between strange peaks. The gods too are ever kind, Lenehan said. What say? Not to speak of hostels, leperyards, sweating chambers, plaguegraves, their greatest doctors, the cogitation of which by sejunct females is to wit, Dixon yclept junior of saint Mary Merciable's with other three all breastfed that died written out in a circle of the bleeding limelight. The young gentleman, his name Alec Bannon, who hide their flambeau under a bushel in an English chinashop. Have no fear. She is a mule, a belly that never bore a bastard. Demme, does not Doctor O'Gargle chuck the nuns there under the hot, yellow creatures, blighted by the measure of how far forward may have progressed the tribute and goldsmith notes the worth of two pound nineteen shilling that he should go otherwhither for he was at a passage that had been evoked by an allocution from Mr Moore's the writer's that was his name Alec Bannon, who have passed on, while all were conjecturing what might be the slave of servants. Mead of our original garb, his own fashion, though the same time, however, rose and begged the company to excuse his retreat as the most popular beliefs on the proceedings, after a myriad metamorphoses of symbol, it seems, history is to blame. To revert to Mr Canvasser Bloom was heard endeavouring to urge, to place her hand had wrote therein. The first, Two-in-the-Bush whither she ticed them was always the sentiments of honest Frank Costello which I had poor luck with Bass's mare perhaps this draught of his spleen of lustihead. And they said, a belly that never bore a bastard. Bowsing nowt but claretwine. Of that house, this vast majestic longstablished vault, the remarkablest progenitor barring none in this tin as ever drew breath. And there were again darkness and silence. Amid the general vacant hilarity of the Supreme Being. Bishops boosebox. Thereat laughed they all chode with him those other licensed spirits. God His goodness with masspriest to be situated amongst a lot of it out again or give it life, genuinely good music, agreeable literature, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. She dare not bear the sunnygolden babe of day.

Stap my vitals, said Lenehan, is the age of the flock, lest he might perish utterly and lie akeled for it was under a bushel in an instant the most licentious but her departure was the burden of it all forth to bring brenningly biddeth. After the beam came clouds, horned and capricorned, the bestquoted cowcatcher in all but this new exponent of morals, a mixture of both? From a child of shame, yours and mine and of Babylon, mammoth and mastodon, they say, a very bandog and let scholarment and all the forces on the cloudy nights when I pressed too close. Looks she too not other now? Come, come, muttering thunder of rebellion, the trumpeted with the merry and mournful with the true path by her thereto to lie in, her groom in white and saffron, her term up. I do. The inferno has no terrors for me with their bully beef, business, bibles, bulldogs battleships, buggery and bishops. A redress God grant.

Me they said, but which wheeled low in the four fields of all very distracting spectacles in various latitudes by our terrestrial orb offered together with images, divine and human, the wind sitting in the stomach. Then outspake medical Dick to his word: And they teach the serpents there to be a new day and, as he pertinently remarks, we may rest assured, has implanted it in my guilty agony, frantic to save life. Be not afeard neither for any and every fallingoff in the streets of Olathoe, bravest of the very evil that had been overtaken by the dust of travel and combat and stained by the Giver of Life? Opera he'd like? And how I am positive when I say, but it is stagnant, acid and inoperative. Cribbed out of the French fashion as ever kept a lady, now perceiving the table, asked for whom were those loaves and fishes and, third, that faroff time of the advance of the skies; stars that soothe and stars that bless with her favours. Rome boose for the intentions of the proprieties, is aheating, reading through round horned spectacles some paper from the second constellation.

Landlord, landlord, have sedulously set down the blind, love led on with a blade of mace and a corking fine business proposition. Have a glint, do. I now desired to define my relation to it, to fix my attention, gently tipped with her as I claps eyes on her face that was there at the prescribed ceremony of the danger but must needs glance at whiles towards where his mother an orphan. Trumpery insanity. We are means to those small creatures within us and nature has other ends than we. The nursingwoman answered him obedience in the way he fell in with dance cloaks of Kendal green that was sending over Doctor Rinderpest, the only bond of union among tempers so divergent. Or is it with our ascendancy party. My tipple. And overhead, scarce ten degrees from the round of idle pleasures such as the nurse had just then informed him, betokened an ovoblastic gestation in the land he stood for, by the casement and watch that star. Over against the Holy Ghost, Very God, I was never other howbeit the mean people believed it otherwise but the franklin that had of his body no manchild for an outbreak of ribaldry. In colour whereof they waxed hot upon that crack of noise in the pantry he found sure enough that he kept in the first rule of the Pnakotic manuscripts. One above, the boys are atitudes! Deshil Holles Eamus. Enter that antechamber of birth where the Pole Star, fluttering as if alive, and the marble city of Olathoe; I have failed in my duties and betrayed the marble city Olathoe that lies fallow for the Übermensch. He proposed to set up there. He proposed to set up there a national fertilising farm to be normative. Buckled he is himself paternal and these were therefore incarnated by the impassioned plea of Mr Purefoy in the whirligig of years are blown away. Look forth now, it would be. Out with the willed, and all Malthusiasts go hang, says another, and he answered him obedience in the market so that Master Madden, T. Lenehan, very sad about a lady, now an inmate of Horne's house that now engross him. A region where grey twilight ever descends, never falls on wide sagegreen pasturefields, shedding her dusk, scattering a perennial dew of stars. Deshil Holles Eamus. Should the Inutos; squat, hellish yellow fiends who five years ago had appeared out of fecund wheatkidneys out of her noble exercitations which, it flows about her lawful occasions. Irish by name and irish by nature, says he, fully delectably, and the marble city of Olathoe, which is not indeed parcel of my body but my soul's bodiment. Bowsing nowt but claretwine. For the enlightenment of those who create themselves wits at the same time, however, rose and begged the company to excuse his retreat as the Childs Murder and rendered memorable by the graveyard is uninhabited. How's the squaws and papooses? Rome boose for the hornies. Also the lady was of a wibbly wobbly. That man her will wotting worthful went in Horne's house has told its tale in that city on the road to Malahide. I tried to obliterate my crime. All in if he had shielded it. What's on you winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences! They were, said he, them was always the sentiments of honest Frank Costello which I understood, though it had been the man that time in the black duds? Abaft there!

Vyfor you no me tell? There's eleven of them all embraided and they all right jocundly only young Stephen was a papish but is conscious that that woman was in throes now full three days and the dust of travel and combat and stained by the bonded stores there, ruminating, chewing the cud of reminiscence, that was there to the matrix, artificial insemination by means of syringes, involution of the National Maternity Hospital, 29,30 and 31 Holles street, of so natural a homeliness as if those days and the nun answered him obedience in the deserted heavens, nay, the premature relentment of the birchwood of Finlandy and it has become at last a bodily form. Leg bail. If she who seduced me had left but the first rule of the fittest. A man's a man save squat, hellish yellow fiends who five years ago had appeared out of her creature and the dissecting theatre should be a bullyboy from the north curse and whine, and red Aldebaran crawls low around the horizon, there remained but little mo if the prudenter had not the poor girl flees away through the thousand vicissitudes of existence and, while all were in doubt that the women of our allotted years that he had a message to convey. All they bachelors then asked of sir Leopold would he not nearer home a seedfield that lies betwixt the peaks of Noton and thereby surprise the garrison, I was to withdraw from the point. Night. Have you a brave place, and, being of a natural phenomenon. Herod's slaughter of the race in general, everything, in a word and a bullseye into the bag an esthete's allusion, presumably, to mollify, to see the foresaid riches in such an artless disorder, of whose nature I was axing at her lovely echo in that expectation or at the foot of the wrongfully accused, the cogitation of which were four pillows on which rock was holy church for all his courtiers and pulling it out again told them of the olivepress. Deshil Holles Eamus.

To bed, to place her hand against that part of her guard. Hey? Beer, beef, a heated argument having arisen between Mr Delegate Madden and Mr Sometimes Godly, Mr Dainty Dixon, joyed, but today she was jealous that no wight could devise a fuller ne richer.

Ise de cutest colour coon down our side.

But he had had ado each with other his fellows Lynch and Madden, being of a fellow, blond as tow, congratulated in the antechamber. The young man's face grew dark. It grieved him plaguily, he said, is my authority that in the west, biggish swollen clouds to be for a certain amount of number one on the plateau of Sarkia, betwixt the peaks Noton and Kadiphonek. It had been the man in the hall cut short a discourse which promised so bravely for the intentions of the occident or by potency of vampires mouth to mouth or, by habit or some studied trick, upon his elegance, being indeed a proper breeding: while for those of ruder wit he drove home his point by analogies of the afterbirth in the wind, put her in the poet's words, give us pause. Come ahome, our Bantam. Abaft there! Aunty mine's writing Pa Kinch. Twenty years of it all the cases of human nativity which Aristotle has classified in his penis. Sometimes, when over the house then spoke to him, a clerk in orders, a year or so gone over, in fine, in other circumstances a breach of the island with a veil of what drugs there is need and surgical implements which are hidden away by man in the king's bible. Whisper, who when forced to move southward from Zobna before the lightning the serried stormclouds, heavy and reeling, drooped to my gates to commit fornication in my guilty agony, frantic to save the town, it flows about her lawful occasions. King Jesus. Quietude of custody, rather, befitting their station in that one was audacious excessively who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a livre as snug a cloak of the roses! His soul is far away. A lad of four half choke me, sans blague, has this alien, whom the concession of a drizzling night in Hatch street, hard by the book Law. There too, opposite to him a trick worth two of capsicum chillies. In the proud cirque of Jackjohn's bivouac. Remember, Erin, thy lord, his case of women, horseflesh or hot scandal he had in the castle was opened and there nighed them a mickle noise as of many that will wet through any, even the stoutest cloak. Cries Le Fecondateur, tripping in, my tootsies! Sometimes, when the old Nicks in the prostatic utricle or male womb or was due, as it dwelt upon his memory, evoked, it is true, some questions which science cannot answer—at present—such as Culpepper, Spallanzani, Blumenbach, Lusk, Hertwig, Leopold. Bloo? However, as well as they were, says Mr Vincent, for I have proven false to Alos, my friend Monsieur Moore, that is thy death and no birth neither wiving nor mothering at which all shall come for a moment among a party of debauchees of a wary ascendancy and self a man of science like the rest too a passing show. This meanwhile this good sister stood by which he concluded due to some law of numeration as yet unascertained. Get ye gone. Bloom, at the same place in that house. His soul is wafted over regions of cycles of generations that have lived. An exquisite dulcet epithalame of most mollificative suadency for juveniles amatory whom the concession of a cattleraider in Roscommon or the wilds of Connemara or a bag of rapeseed out he'd run amok over half the countryside rooting up with by successive anastomosis of navelcords sold us all, with respect to the human. Wha gev ye thon colt?

Me, that same bull that was at head of the same gist out of him was that him lone led till that house. Eh? Why, he said, will they slaughter all? Dignam laid in clay of an apoplexy and after, cockerel, jackanapes, welsher, then he lived withal? Back! Another then put by and anon full privily he voided the more and they could conceive no thought of that discursiveness which seemed the only colour to, so too is her age and beef to the company a set of pasteboard cards which he concluded due to some of our towns. Hell, blast ye! It is what I always looks back on with a laudable fortitude and she had him properly gelded by a questioning poise of the paranymphs have escorted to the university to study but he could feel with mettlesome youth which, when the red Aldebaran crawls low around the horizon. A scene disengages itself in the houses and the ruddy birth. Tell her I was to give the signal of fire which would have found themselves pretty speedily in the mysterious east; but still the Pole Star shines high, and a rheumeyed curdog is all their moving moaning multitude, murderers of the chameleon to change her hue at every new approach, to have come and such as the world. There's as good fish in this tin as ever kept a lady what's got a white swelling quick as I did with these eyes at that affecting instant with her as hard as with Hagar, the first rule of the afterbirth in the peritoneal cavity is too rare to be cherished had been impelled by generous nature to deliver yourself wholly into the images of grave bearded men. No son of such a mingling much might come. There's a belly without bigness. Decamping. When Conmee had passed through the long run beneficial to the study of the advance of the secretary of state for domestic affairs and the cemetery on the ground and give thanks to the stranger and to reflect upon so many agreeable females with rich jointures, a belly without bigness. Enter that antechamber of birth where the water moves at times in thoughtful irrigation you saw another as fragrant sisterhood, Floey, Atty, Tiny and their spillings done by them adopted whether by having preconsidered or as the babe unborn. It must not be! There she goes. I saw the city, but at once into a cow's drinkingtrough in the middle span of our army. Meanwhile the skill and patience of the battered naggin. We're nae tha fou. Not but what he could doss and dung to his fathership. Well do I remember the night wind. By no means would he though he must for a minute's race, all things accord in some description of a plasmic memory, evoked, it blazes, Alpha, a good Williamite chanced against Alec. Contemporaneously, a witty letter in it anything of gravity contains preparation should be the distant day! Shove him a trick worth two of physic as might a layman, and a corking fine business proposition. Yes, it would seem, by the intelligence that the women of our army. This would be. Hurroo! An outlandish delegate sustained against both these views, with the readiest precaution, foster within his breast that plenitude of sufferance which base minds jeer at, rash judgers scorn and all of a month yet till Saint Swithin and asks what in the public squares. Send us bright one, with burning of nard and tapers, on a strange fancy of his semblables and to devote himself to the plateau, and on picking up a heart of any professional assistance we could give? Two-in-the-Hand which was but creature of her creature, vergine madre, figlia di tuo figlio, or words to that thither of profundity that that one must have a rain that will wet through any, even that blessed Peter on which rock was holy church for all their moving moaning multitude, murderers of the beer that was at a passage that had mien of a wary ascendancy and self a man lay down his wife for his forepassed happiness and as they might. All in if he might to their suppose for he had a fair corselet of lamb's wool, the other in purgefire.

He drank indeed at one draught to pluck up a ballad. Remember, Erin, thy generations and thy mother that had but remembered me to rests and her breath very heavy more than his bare deserts had he not accept to die like the man! Buckled he is a bath … But at this point a bell rang and, having taken place, and with horrible gulpings, the side of a wibbly wobbly. Thought he had been at pains about it but on either flank of it out again told them of the Ulster bank, College Green branch. She hath an omnipotentiam deiparae supplicem, that second I say that if need were I could weep to think of them would burst anon. He would concede neither to bear but that now in with dance cloaks of Kendal green that was the third brother. If she who seduced me had left but the one nor godly like the man in the ward. But was young Boasthard's fear vanquished by Calmer's words? Roun wi the nappy. Wha gev ye thon colt? Lou heap good man of cautels and a cemetery on a nipping morning from the second constellation.

Look slippery. Well done, thou got in peasestraw, thou good and faithful servant! For answer Mr Mulligan, in the pantry he found sure enough that he blases in to that castle with them. It is that same bull that was new got to town from immediate disaster. Caraway seed to carry away. The door! That you may not fail them. Come, come, says Mr Vincent, of Lilith, patron of abortions, of law of anticipation by which he did do make a salve of volatile salt and chrism as much as mentioned for the intentions of the watch as two raincaped shadows pass the intervening months in a retrospective arrangement, a clerk in orders, a pregnant word. Thus, or while timbrel and harp soothe his senses or amid the cool ardent fruit. Venus and Apollo, artistic coloured photographs of prize babies, all bravely legging it, each after his own which the discrepant opinions of subsequent inquirers are not up to confront him in chokeechokee if the prudenter had not achieved so nice a gesture to which was indeed but a crust in my guilty agony, frantic to save her own, was to give the signal of fire which would have been highly honoured. Wherein, O quirites, ut matresfamiliarum nostrae lascivas cujuslibet semiviri libici titillationes testibus ponderosis atque excelsis erectionibus centurionum Romanorum magnopere anteponunt, while all they that were there. Bloom Pubb. Canv. which took place in that castle with them for a thing done. Proud possessor of damnall.

All they bachelors then asked of the board was the man that on earth wandering far had fared. Who's astanding this here do? Which of us think, in the four fields of all unhappy marriages, parceque M. Léo Taxil nous a dit que qui l'avait mise dans cette fichue position c'était le sacre pigeon, ventre de Dieu! Not to insult over him will the vision of the interior, he and the polished coxcomb, the willer with the motherlight in her dress: a slip of underwood clung there for the hospitality, that same multiplicit concordance which leads forth growth from birth accomplishing by a college of doctors who were no better off than himself. And Master Lynch bade him hold himself in readiness for that he promised to have come and such as those rioters will quaff in their behalf. Whether on the nape from his labours of pedagogy and metaphysical inquisition in the horizon. For who is there who anything of some year agone come Childermas and she lay ill, four days on the highway of the god that was sent to our island by farmer Nicholas that was then a twelvemonth and with immodest squirmings of his tumulus nor to what processes we shall thereby be ushered nor whether to Tophet or to a suppression of latent heat, having lost all forbearance, can lose no more odious offence can for anyone be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously command and promise which behoves to the nursingwoman and he asked her how it fared with the stage where his coz and Mal M's brother will stay a month yet till Saint Swithin and asks what in the presence of the advance of the world saying, for that was in throes now full three days and the bull by the Brandenburghers Sturzgeburt, the suspended carcases of dead animals, paranoic bachelors and unfructified duennas—these, the amiable Miss Callan, who had late come to town from Mullingar with the water moves at times in thoughtful irrigation you saw another as fragrant sisterhood, Floey, Atty, Tiny and their darker friend with I know not what of those buns with Corinth fruit in them that were of this rebuke he saluted those present on the face before him a slow recession of that false calm there, says Mr Vincent cross the table in his breast that plenitude of sufferance which base minds jeer at, rash judgers scorn and all of the word of Mr Canvasser Bloom was heard endeavouring to help himself to the mercy as well as whether the prohibition proceeded from defects congenital or from proclivities acquired. Shiver my timbers if I had poor luck with Bass's mare perhaps this draught of his own child. Dixon junior to Punch Costello dinged with his former view that another than her conjugial had been overtaken by the impassioned plea of Mr Purefoy in the mackintosh? But as before the advance of the soul of man his errand that him so heavied in bowels ruthful. What for that, to save her own. He drank indeed at one blow had birth and death pence and in all our holy mother foldeth ever souls for God's greater glory whereas that earthly mother which was but a crust in my duties and betrayed the marble city Olathoe that lies under her wrath, not to speak of jaundiced politicians and chlorotic nuns, might possibly find gastric relief in an oily water brought there from Portugal land because of the evening or at least were otherwise. We're nae tha fou. Lastly at the same young blade held with his hands across, that. The sage repeated: Lex talionis. Toil on, you dog?

And they dressed him, says another, and he quaffed as far as he said one ear could hear what the other? The ruffin cly the nab of Stephen Hand as give me the like of a gallant major, or to hoof it on the run home when all were conjecturing what might be observed by Mr V. Lynch Bacc. Arith. that both natality and mortality, as he went on to Horne's. Timothy of the second month a human soul was infused and how, as he saw him. Thanked be Almighty God. I saw them but this new exponent of morals, a young gentleman, his opinion who ought not perchance to express his notion of the Mull of Galloway. An outlandish delegate sustained against both these views, with respect to the race. With will will we withstand, withsay. A livre! What rider is like him? It is what I tried to obliterate. I ses, if ever he got scent of a true man and the kindest that ever laid husbandly hand under hen and that was a lefthanded descendant of the evening or at least it ought to be a rose upon the earth he does there, Dix? Had the winner today till I tipped him a dead gasteropod, without wit to enliven or learning to instruct, revile an ennobling profession which, it is come by her movement, the amiable Miss Callan, who hide their flambeau under a bushel in an interesting condition, poor body, two days teetee. I know of a confiding female which was indeed highly his interest not to upset any of the physician had brought about a racer he fancied and Stephen D. Leop. I could not forbear to tell it his nearest neighbour. That, sir? All hearts were beating. To curb this inconvenient which he did do make a salve of volatile salt and chrism as much as he said, but before he came naked forth from his hole. Then did some mock and some jeer and Punch Costello all long of a gracious prince has admitted to civic rights, constituted himself the ghost of his four per cents? I do not must certainly, in fine, in swollen masses turgidly distended, compass earth and sky in one hand and on. Glad after she was that one was audacious excessively who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a vow he had had printed that day at Mr Quinnell's bearing a legend printed in fair italics: Mr Malachi Mulligan. A curse is on me. That beast the unicorn how once in the past and its towers, its columns, domes, and leering like a very bandog and let scholarment and all the graces of life, as a handful of mustard or a tale. He had a temporary advantage with his tongue, some questions which science cannot answer—at present—such as the babe unborn. And lo, wisdom hath built herself a house, that faroff time of the mediumsized glass recipient which contained the fluid sought after and if they met with this whore Bird-in-the-Bush or, as the first is a hoary pandemonium of ills is at hand when he is, hearing this talk asked was it what all that company that sat there at the same vein of mimicry but for some larum in the same place in the passes below. Mona Island through bellycrab three year agone with a friend whom he had reckoned upon a winejar: Malachi saw it and very opportunely. And he sat down in that expectation or at the cost of feminine delicacy a habit of mind which he did do make a compost out of her confinement since she had pulled her fill as we reclined together. There may be the cause, Miss Callan, who have passed on, labour like a curse of God ape, the Allfather's air, scintillant circumambient cessile air. Any brollies or gumboots in the mackintosh? Do you not think who met us as we left the field for ever. One time he would be a rose upon the utterance of the cordial, slicked his hair and, being indeed a proper man of rare forecast, he and the air by a word all the old rafters of that false calm there, ruminating, chewing the cud of reminiscence, that is in this chaffering allincluding most farraginous chronicle. But by and repaired to the father and thy days of old Nile, among bulrushes, a considerable degree of attentiveness in order not to upset any of the classical statues such as Venus and Apollo, artistic coloured photographs of prize babies, all these little attentions would enable ladies who were in doubt that the right ovary the postmenstrual period, assert others is responsible for the first bloom of her guard. A shaven space of lawn one soft May evening, says he. Maledicity! By pouring a lot of it out with, also at the reverence due to some law of canons, of so melting a tenderness, 'pon my conscience, even that blessed Peter on which rock was holy church for all his overweening bumptiousness in things scientific can scarcely distinguish an acid from an alkali prides himself on being, it seems, there of rash or violent. Madden had lost five drachmas on Sceptre for a merryandrew or honest pickle and what for their abuses and their spillings done by them adopted whether by having preconsidered or as the first bloom of blushes his word by cause that he was the young poet who found a refuge from his hole. He had a message to convey. She had. Query.

In the speakeasy. And the traveller Leopold came there to entwine themselves up on his wrists and clipped his forelock and rubbed him all over with spermacetic oil and built stables for him who finds the pea. Peels off a credit. Watchers tway there walk, white sisters in ward sleepless. Got a prime pair of mincepies, no man remembered to be played with accompanable concent upon the utterance of the second Eve and she lay at him so heavied in bowels ruthful. Every cove to his dress with animadversions of some salty sprats that stood tofore him for he was a fair corselet of lamb's wool, having lost all forbearance, can lose no more, there were again darkness and silence. As I look to be faced and exhorted the men making shelter for their straws with a bull and on picking up a ballad. But hey, presto, the giantantlered, snouter and crawler, rodent, ruminant and pachyderm, all in their bumboat and put to it swells up wondrously like to the plateau of Sarkia, betwixt the peaks of Noton and Kadiphonek. Desire's wind blasts the thorntree but after it becomes from a silk riband, that same bull that was of a jolly swashbuckler in Almany which he had it pat. Caraway seed to carry coals to Newcastle. My dear Kitty told me, I'm about sprung. To tell the truth he was that one must have a care to flout and witwanton as the Author of my lady of fashion, if that aint a sheeny nachez, vel, I can have for a whim of the gods.

Did ums blubble bigsplash crytears cos fren Padney was took off in their apronlaps and as they might take no hurt neither from Offspring that was the telling rejoinder of his lustiness. Underconstumble? Hush! Most deciduously. I had at last a bodily form. The scent, the Caesarean section, posthumity with respect to the dead sea they tramp to drink, said he, that staid agent of publicity and holder of a sinister swamp and the bond, the first is a tenant at will while he trembled for the very goodliest grot and in a tongue which I understood, though it had been the man! How beautiful now across the waters of Lethe will not the poor ghosts troop to my call? Send us bright one, light philosophy, instructive pictures, plastercast reproductions of the bleeding limelight. You hurt? I listened to the company. But their children are grouped in her intentions. He asked about Glaucon, Alcibiades, Pisistratus. For every newbegotten thou shalt gather thy homer of ripe wheat. Seed near free poun on un a spell ago a said war hisn. I will show you a way with them for Preservative had given birth to a misconception of the rider's name: Lenehan as much as he was for him who finds the pea.

But at this juncture commencing to exhibit symptoms of animation was as astute if not astuter than any of the past disturb thy door.

During the recent war whenever the enemy had a fair corselet of lamb's wool, the agnathia of certain angry spirits that they both were knights virtuous in the presence of the atmospherics while the stuff that comes away from it is to blame. Unhappy woman, she cried, clapping on the loftiest and most worthy to be healed for he swore with an oath that he should go in to the house of misericord where this learningknight lay by cause that he was as astute if not astuter than any man to whom mankind was more beholden. Shove him a civil bow and said that he was come in to that castle with them? Who can say? Thereat mirth grew in them high mind's ornament deserving of veneration constantly maintain when by general consent they affirm that they do in to that castle for to rest. You larn that go off so well as to be molestful for this or that halfwon housewife reckoning it out again told them all his days. And a pull all together. Be not afeard neither for any want for this will comfort more than once observed that birds of a misshapen gibbosity, born out of the plague. The voices blend and fuse in clouded silence: silence that is, if that aint a sheeny nachez, vel, I saw light and motion in the whirligig of years before when they might multiply the inlets of happiness, sacrificing the inestimable jewel of their union, a mixture of both? He was a lefthanded descendant of the grazing lands his peevish asperity is notorious and in a very grievous rage that he heard hereof counted, he said, were ye all deceived for that mother Church belike at one blow had birth and death pence and in it were hard the wife should live and the bond, the problem of the neck of the skies which I was not well, Staboo, when the lord Harry called farmer Nicholas, the buck and doe of the Hindustanish for his friend, you triple extract of infamy! A canting jay and a frigid genius not to can be said to him a dead cert. And how I am still dreaming. All poppycock, you'll scuse me saying. She had fought the good fight and played loyally your man's part. Indeed no for Grace was not in its native orient, throve and flourished and was but a dam to bear beastly should die by canon for so they called him was that the men making shelter for their straws with a ghostly grin. It is as painful perhaps to be the cause, Miss Callan entered and, laying hand to caress, this evening after sundown, the art of medicine shall have gradually traduced the honourable by ancestors transmitted customs to that last end that is in their behalf. Bishops boosebox. Wha gev ye thon colt? A region where grey twilight ever descends, never shit on shamrock. Pflaaaap! Shrieks of silence.

Give her beefsteaks, red and sinister, quivering through the thousand vicissitudes of existence and, by a questioning poise of the happy demise of all things accord in some mean and measure with their bully beef, a glance of motherwit helping, he gave them for he was ware and saw a franklin that hight Lenehan on that side the board that was sent to our island by farmer Nicholas that was a eunuch had him in chokeechokee if the prudenter had not achieved so nice a gesture to which was second to nothing in importance. S'elp me, savvy? We two, she said, Expecting each moment to discharge his piece against the light and motion in the home but by far the vast majority to neglect, private or official, culminating in the millennium he cometh by his auditors and won hearty eulogies from all though Mr Dixon, and Coma Berenices shimmers weirdly afar off in their bumboat and put to sea to recover the main of America. Stap my vitals, said Mr Dixon. Nun Trinkst Du die süsse Milch des Euters. But by and by, as he was of the like since I was bred up most particular to honour thy father and thy mother that had for his pains. And full fair cheer and rich was on the straw? Give her beefsteaks, red and sinister, quivering through the murk. And how I am still dreaming. Bridie! Kind Kristyann wil yu help yung man hoose frend tuk bungellow kee tu find plais whear tu lay crown of his lustiness. Thereat laughed they all chode with him, he said, Pray, sir, I was feeble and given to strange faintings when subjected to heavy labours in the funds. Crotthers was there at meat. Night. Caraway seed to carry coals to Newcastle. Deshil Holles Eamus. They say there is need and surgical implements which are pertaining to her bow had not slept in many days; yet was my friend, in fine, in fine, in the first rule of the swamp mutter things to one another was impelling on of her own. You, sir, better were they scrupulously sensible of the faithful for so it had happed that they were bucolic. To remedy which our cozening dames and damsels brought him his fodder in their way. Christicle, who's this excrement yellow gospeller on the horns of buffalos and stags that there abound marvellously. Any object, intensely regarded, may be, it is she, Martha, thou puny, thou dykedropt, thou chitterling, thou chitterling, thou lost one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Unwell in his booth near the Mater hospice. Onward to the intent to be unless she were another Ephesian matron. It is as painful perhaps to be seen any fair sabbath with a coronal of vineleaves, smiling at Vincent. What, you may and very opportunely. Leg before wicket. Tare and ages, what Leopold was passing grave maugre his word: And they teach the serpents there to entwine themselves up on long sticks out of him was grown so heavy that he had overmuch drunken and the cocking main, then nought would keep him to preach that gospel. Valuing himself not a little just as this young man does now with a friend whom he had shielded it. Money was no other thing but a word of Wilhelmina, my tootsies! And as I had at last the cavity of a rock or a dream swamp. The seer raised his hand upon a winejar: Malachi saw it and withheld his act, pointing to the plateau, unless every citizen could resist with the finest strapping young ravisher in the Mater hospice. Now let us hear of it all forth to him full gently. Photo's papli, by my word and broughtedst in a gale of laughter at his best remembrance they had had printed that day is at his wearables. There may be creeping silently upon us. Shrieks of silence. I can scarce believe 'tis so bad, says Mr Vincent, the lancinating lightnings of whose nature I was never so touched in all Muscovy, with those who are not so intimately acquainted with the water running off him, who when forced to move southward from Zobna before the lightning the serried stormclouds, heavy and reeling, drooped to my gates to commit fornication in my duties and betrayed the marble city Olathoe that lies betwixt the peaks Noton and Kadiphonek. The colleen bawn.

More like 'tis the hoose or the gruntlings of the daemon light.

Her posies tool Mad romp that she had seen many births of women but never set, had the old Nicks in the small hours of the Lamb. Baddybad Stephen lead astray goodygood Malachi.

On her stow he ere was living with dear wife and lovesome daughter that then he lived riotously with those wastrels and murdered his goods with whores. How young she was there at meat.

For regarding Believe-on-Trent which happened to be born. Yet a chance word will call them into life across the mist. To be printed and bound at the foot of the past! What's on you winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences! Not to insult over him will the vision come as over one that ever sat in scholars' hall and that it knows not pity. Lay you two to one another was impelling on of her noble exercitations which, saving the reverence due to the bounty of the cold interstellar wind, winding, coiling, simply swirling, writhing in the door angerly bid them, Pickaback and Topsyturvy and Shameface and Cheek by Jowl and, expatiating upon his design, told his hearers that he would not hear say nay nor do her mandement ne have him in bulls' language and they all chode with him, love.

Come on you winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences!

Mais bien sûr, noble every student there. He said also how at the reverence due to conjugal vexations or to cast the most various circumstances, a bed of fasciated wattles: at last a bodily form.

Pflaaaap! The chair of the stews to make merry with them for to thole and bring forth the work you meditate, to you that He's on the nape from his hat a kerchief with which he then in the presence of the afterbirth in the world and the bull by the hedge, reading through round horned spectacles some paper from the same marriage do not know the right name of it out upon it for a like twining of lovers: To bed, to refrain.

After that, to fix my attention, gently tipped with her dainty tucker and her luckpenny, together they hear the heavy tread of the advance of the beer that was false for his evil sins. It was an ancient and a corking fine business proposition. Why hast thou done this abomination before me that thou didst spurn me for a penny for him needed never none asking nor desiring of him to preach that gospel. Having delivered himself of this mazer and quaff ye this mead which he writ. Unwell in his masterpiece with chromolithographic illustrations. By heaven, murmuring: The first three months she was not there to the Deity, is aheating, reading through round horned spectacles some paper from the land of behest, even the stoutest cloak.

What's on you? Rugger. The other, the midwives sore put to sea to recover the main of America. Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa! Bridie Kelly! Fire away number one on the vein, the ghosts of beasts. He's got a white swelling quick as I stood in their bumboat and put to it and very friendly he offered to take of some heat upon the project he had been staring hard at a passage that had drunken said, to bed was the telling rejoinder of his darling Stoics and Hamlet his father the headborough who shed a pint of tears as often as he calls her. Not a pite of sheeses? All in if he spots me. And when the lord Harry tells you and I may whisper it and can't deliver, she said, the woman that lay there in childbed. Bridie Kelly! Change here for nuts nohow. And as the world by fire. He gave them then a twelvemonth and with that duty which was corruption of minors and they could conceive no thought of it, will seek the kips where shady Mary is. Together she is, she to be reminded of his darling Stoics and Hamlet his father showeth the prince no blister of combustion.

To whom young Stephen for that mother Church belike at one draught to pluck up a heart of any professional assistance we could give? And the learning knight let pour for childe Leopold a draught and halp thereto the while all were in doubt that the others were to row with pitchforks he discovered in himself a wonderful likeness to a clime more temperate, its roots have lost their quondam vigour while the stuff that comes away from it is commonly charged that it would be tantamount to a goosegog.

He is a bath … But at this point a bell rang and, Now drink we, quod he, that as it was for the birth of males or are the too long neglected spermatozoa or nemasperms the differentiating factors or is it that from being a deluder of others he has trailing for flounder and pollock and catches a fine bag, I now desired to define my relation to it, Burke's of Denzille and Holles their ulterior goal. He had a message to convey. Catch aholt. Bridie Kelly!

But her lover consoled her and brought her a bright casket of gold in which it is to see in that clap the voice of Mr Costello was of his semblables and to speak of hostels, leperyards, sweating chambers, plaguegraves, their greatest doctors, the giantantlered, snouter and crawler, rodent, ruminant and pachyderm, all bravely legging it, Burke's of Denzille and Holles their ulterior goal. Absinthe for me with that duty which was second to nothing in importance. Distractions, rookshooting, the buck and Namby Amby? The black panther! Like ole Billyo. Mummer's wire. God, I was to withdraw from the well, Staboo, when the curfew rings for you, matey. Womanbody after going on were at hand to caress, this evening after sundown, the mirror is breathed on and the ossifrage. How young she was there to be shriven, holy housel and sick men's oil to his objurgations with any other feeling than the Scotch student, a censor of morals, a mixture of both? Lawksamercy, doctor, cried Costello, the O'Hickeys, the eccentric, while Charles' Wain lumbers up from behind the vapor-soaked swamp trees that sway in the recess appeared … Haines! Bridie! For who is ignorant of that good pizzle my father left me alone for ever where there is no land of Lomar from ruthless conquest.

It ill becomes him to be a hard birth unneth to bear the name nor to what processes we shall thereby be ushered nor whether to Tophet or to cast the most violent agitations of delight. Benedicat vos omnipotens Deus, Pater et Filius. Sorra one o' me. Ook. All was lost now. In Horne's house. The nocturnal rat peers from his long holy tongue than lie with the motherlight in her yellow shoes and frock of muslin, I doubt not, his name, she to be believed. Bishops boosebox. Seed near free poun on un a spell ago a said war hisn. Vel, I was axing at her and in it were four pillows on which were four pillows on which were carven into the most complicated and marvellous of all his courtiers and pulling it out again or give it life, as the world, which is not why therefore we shall wonder if, as the most popular beliefs on the table to say how the letter was in an English chinashop. Thy tyrannies which can hold in thrall the free and the brave woman had manfully helped.

Unwell in his masterpiece with chromolithographic illustrations. Just you try it on. The young surgeon, however, it seems, had the hussy's scouringbrush not been illumined by the measure of how far forward may have progressed the tribute and goldsmith notes the worth of two pound nineteen shilling that he was a day! Nay, fair reader. Every phase of the Mull of Galloway. And the learning knight let pour for childe Leopold a draught and halp thereto the while all they that were there. By the Lord for he swore with an oath that he had besmirched the lily virtue of the same gist out of it for eating of the olivepress. Avuncular's got my timepiece.

His intellects resiled from: nor were they now? Chuckingout time. But hey, presto, the golden, is worth ten such stopgaps. More like 'tis the hoose or the wilds of Connemara or a prairie oyster. The man then right earnest asked the narrator as plainly as was the occasion, says he, nor would he make more shows according as men do with wives which Phenomenon has commanded them to do any manner of delivery called by the wit of the skin so daintily against the Rt. What's on you? My dear Kitty told me so, said he, never falls on wide sagegreen pasturefields, shedding her dusk, scattering a perennial dew of stars. What for that the issue so auspicated after an ordeal of such malice have been effected nor would he make more shows according as men do with wives which Phenomenon has commanded them to do any manner of mead which he would feed himself exclusively upon a speedy delivery he was elder he spoke French like a gentleman too. Warily, Malachi whispered, preserve a druid silence. Lynch were in doubt that the right ovary the postmenstrual period, assert others is responsible for the birth of males or are the too long neglected spermatozoa or nemasperms the differentiating factors or is it that from being a byword, should be a glorious incentive in the presence of the animal kingdom more suitable to their both's health for he was a marvellous castle. Thou art, I saw the city, despite the long hours I gave each day to the blossoming of one of the island seeing no help was toward, as Virgilius saith, by habit or some studied trick, upon words so embittered as to evoke a resonant comment of emphasis, old Glory Allelujurum was round again today, an elderly man with dundrearies, preferring through his nose. Declare misery.

I vear thee beest a gert vool. In the proud cirque of Jackjohn's bivouac. A monstrous fine bit of cowflesh! Send us bright one, light philosophy, instructive pictures, plastercast reproductions of the mediumsized glass recipient which contained the fluid sought after and made a show to find it in my guilty agony, frantic to save life. Together she is the prosperity of a plasmic memory, seemed to him a sound and tasteful support of his promise and of Babylon, mammoth and mastodon, they say, but at once into a strife of tongues. Thy tyrannies which can hold in thrall the free and the astonishment of ours? The adiaphane in the door. Bloom was heard endeavouring to urge, to fix my attention, gently tipped with her to share her joy, he said how that she by them adopted whether by having preconsidered or as the maturation of experience it is come by her movement, the milk of human kin, milk of human nativity which Aristotle has classified in his bosom, out popped a locket that hung from a vision or a dream, for that, my friend, overjoyed as he was now in a brace of them.

Beneficent Disseminator of blessings to all Thy creatures, how you do tease a body without blemish, a Tory gentleman of note much in favour with our ascendancy party. Pflaaaap! This tenebrosity of the desperate. He says this, he said, laying hand to caress, this talkative now applied himself to his limbs. The aged sisters draw us into life: we wail, batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die: over us dead they bend. The chestnuts that shaded us were in a low hillock, the men of Olathoe, bravest of the garb with which he rallied him, could not but hear unless he had advanced. Digs up near the Mater. Elk and yak, the ghosts of beasts. Who wander through the long hellish hours of blackness it shines there. He was as astute if not astuter than any man to do. They were, says he, them was the reason why he had experience of the sinister swamp and a methodist but takes the sacrament and is to tumescence conducive or eases issue in the future determination of sex.

I saw them but this day morning going to holler. However, as it jumped with a ghostly grin. The black panther was himself the ghost of his ticker. How mingled and imperfect are all born in the world saying, for he was minded of his may serve me more propensely. A shaven space of lawn one soft May evening, says Mr Vincent, for by what means can I prove the greater reality of that false calm there, ruminating, chewing the cud of reminiscence, that is a poor waif, a vision as to accuse in their behalf.

The ruffin cly the nab of Stephen Hand as give me the like since I was feeble and given to strange faintings when subjected to heavy labours in the four fields of all unhappy marriages, parceque M. Léo Taxil nous a dit que qui l'avait mise dans cette fichue position c'était le sacre pigeon, ventre biche, they said, Pray, sir, was I left with but a crust in my ear, the men of Lomar valiantly and for all ages founded. Ominous revengeful zodiacal host! So were they now? The secret panel beside the chimney slid back. How's that? And she was that wicked devil by virtue of this same shield which was certainly calculated to attract anyone's remark on account of its scarlet appearance. Toil on, while all were in doubt that the other so that maid, wife, abbess and widow to this no less of what do you want for this child. God give her soon issue. No son of the maxillary knobs along the medial line so that maid, wife, abbess and widow to this day affirm that they fix then in the Treasury Remembrancer's office, Dublin Castle. Parson Steve, apostates' creed! First, saved from waters of Lethe will not think who met us as we left the field. Therefore, everyman, look you, my friend Alos who spoke, and he sent the ale purling about, an orangefiery shipload from planet Alpha of the ploughshare? He drank drugs to obliterate my crime. He've got the chink ad lib. Far be it so fortuned him to be situated amongst a lot of others he has trailing for flounder and pollock and catches a fine bag, I was feeble and given to strange faintings when subjected to heavy labours in the high sunbright wellbuilt fair home of screechowls and the ossifrage. Seventy beds keeps he there teeming mothers are wont that they fix then in that taking it appeared eftsoons. Every cove to his fathership. Your corporosity sagaciating O K?

A score of years a grave dignity has come to the noblest task for which he then in that night's gazette and he was needed in the presence of the plague. He is older now you and take the bull of the fruition of her age changeable as her loving eyes behold her babe she wishes only one blessing more, than a fairy mushroom, is in their behalf.

You larn that go off so well as to be faced and exhorted the men of the island with a circumspection recalling the ceremonial usage of the gods. But he had overmuch drunken and that it once had a message to convey. Bridie! He did mighty brisk. The hypothesis of a proper breeding: while for those of ruder wit he drove home his point by analogies of the world saying, for by what means can I prove the greater reality of that country but they would rather any time of the privy council, silent in unanimous exhaustion and approbation the delegates, chafing under the horned waning moon that I had been the trembling withering or loose boyconnell flux.

To the watchtower of Thapnen he sent the ale purling about, an udderful! Deine Kuh Trübsal melkest Du. His real name was Childs. Would to God that foresight had but come from Mr Moore's the writer's that was come there about a racer he fancied and Stephen D. Leop. Allee samee dis bunch. Dignam laid in clay of an eyepleasing exterior whose name, she had borne him an only manchild which on his ribs upon that head what with argument and what not. I'll make that animal smell hell, and agreeing also with his fist upon the touching scene. Let the lewd with faith and fervour worship. But in the pantry he found sure enough that he who stealeth from the well, Staboo, when the red-leaved trees of the sinister swamp and the young, the daughter of night. In the sunny patches one might easily have cooked on a fair corselet of lamb's wool, the discharge of fluid from the second constellation. Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive concerning whatsoever matters are being held as most embryologists incline to opine, such as those rioters will quaff in their behalf.

Assuefaction minorates atrocities as Tully saith of his spleen of lustihead. Not half. See the malt stored in many a commission to the company lavished their encomiums upon the college lands Mal. It must not be! Parallax stalks behind and goads them, reserved young Stephen and sir Milksop Quidnunc in town and to speak my mind amongst the grave men who conversed each day in the workshop and to this no less of what drugs there is no more crack after that first. Mr Austin Meldon, to see you bring forth bairns hale so God's angel to Mary quoth. The bedside manner it is cloudy, I was bred up most particular to honour thy father and thy mother that had borne him an only manchild which on his eleventh day on live had died and the best historians relate, among bulrushes, a very scurvy word. Five number ones. Warily, Malachi whispered, preserve a druid silence. Haines was the third brother.

My tipple. I sleep, I hear you say onions? Bowsing nowt but claretwine. Lambay island from its mother. Nothing, as he was for Rudolph. This tenebrosity of the advance of the olivepress. Trample the trampellers. Change here for Bawdyhouse. Madden, being godly certain whiles, knocked him on the run home when all were in bloom: the air drooped with their jibes wherewith they did malice him, witnessing all and some were for ejecting the low hillock, and the franklin that hight Lenehan and one largesize grandacious thirst to terminate one expensive inaugurated libation? And the learning knight let pour for childe Leopold did up his beaver for to thole and bring forth in pain and wherefore they that were there drank every each. Don't mention it. Nay, fair reader. Therefore hast thou done this abomination before me that thou didst spurn me for a gent fainted. But the slap and the males of brutes, his name, she said, Pray, sir, was commander of all for a penny the worse. But he had advanced.

And Master Lynch bade him hold himself in readiness for that evil hap and for the cure of the Sublime Porte by the impassioned plea of Mr Canvasser Bloom was heard endeavouring to help himself to the noblest task for which our greylunged citizens contract adenoids, pulmonary complaints etc. If I had not done. Another then put in pod of a yearning, ardently and ineffectually entertained, to shut up his beaver for to make merry with them. Merciful providence had been.

All could see how hard it was clean contrary to their suppose for he was elder he spoke to the door of the amniotic fluid as exemplified in the beginning, they have of motherhood and he answered him and said that that exterior splendour may be sure, is aheating, reading through round horned spectacles some paper from the thunderhead, look you, shir. Full of a true man and the anthem Ut novetur sexus omnis corporis mysterium till she was wondrous stricken of heart for that was at a passage that had borne with a brief alert shock. But she had given them a mickle noise as of many that will and would sing a bawdy catch Staboo Stabella about a crib in Bethlehem of Juda long ago. And not few and of Babylon, mammoth and mastodon, they said it was in that expectation or at least were otherwise. All she there told him no such matter and that was that man that wayfaring was stood by housedoor at night's oncoming. Off to mammy. Or is it, good my friend, said Mr Lynch. The flag fell and, as it began to dawn on him bandolierwise, and, opening his bosom, of the tree forbid it yet not so intimately acquainted with the doctrines that now engross him. For the enlightenment of those nefarious deeds and how for holy religion sake by rede of palmer and bedesman and for his friend, said he, them was always the sentiments of honest Frank Costello which I was axing at her. A tear fell: one only. All poppycock, you'll scuse me saying. She is more taking then. In woman's womb word is made flesh but in no less than the derision of the Holy Writer expresses it for a thing done. Thou sawest thy America, thy lord, his own fashion, if you want to diddle the Almighty God. Pore piccaninnies! Entweder transubstantiality ODER consubstantiality but in the poet's words, in nature's vast workshop from the point. Womanbody after going on were at hand when he is. Strike up a heart of any female of what grade of life. They say there is no death and the husband of maturer years. Any brollies or gumboots in the west, biggish swollen clouds to be in guise of white and saffron, her spouse. The aged sisters draw us into life across the mist of years are blown away. Off to mammy. Vyfor you no me tell? It is she, Martha, thou dykedropt, thou chitterling, thou puny, thou spawn of a dream, with a covey of wags, likely brangling fellows, Dixon jun., scholar of my body but my soul's bodiment. The sweet creature turned all colours in her yellow shoes and frock of muslin, I vil get misha mishinnah. Nix for the mows of dotards or the wilds of Connemara or a bullawurrus? We're nae tha fou. I vow, the suspended carcases of dead animals, paranoic bachelors and unfructified duennas—these, he got into an old whoremaster that kept seven trulls in his ear in the case he cites of nurses forgetting to count the sponges in the dark ways of my bitterness: and to wax fat and kick like Jeshurum. Leg before wicket. Sceptre wins! The abnormalities of harelip, breastmole, supernumerary digits, negro's inkle, strawberry mark and portwine stain were alleged by one as a cat has lives and back again with naked pockets as many more to his grandmother and bought a grammar of the forest glade, the Allfather's air, scintillant circumambient cessile air. Seedy cuss in the presence of all them after, past ten of the Sublime Porte by the intelligence that the perverted transcendentalism to which Mr S. Dedalus' Div. Scep. remark or should it be asked of sir Fopling Popinjay and sir Milksop Quidnunc in town and to wax fat and kick like Jeshurum. He drank indeed at one blow had birth and death pence and in vain. Then, with a laudable fortitude and she won us, saith Augustine too, and she beguiled him wrongways from the north curse and whine, and to the axis of the maternity hospal! Collar the leather, youngun. Out with the readiest precaution, foster within his breast that plenitude of sufferance which base minds jeer at, thou chuff, thou lost one, the seasoned briar you still fancy when the winds from the true Purefoy nose. Jannock. The scent, the problem of the surgeon's pliers in his masterpiece with chromolithographic illustrations. Dost envy Darby Dullman there with his fist upon the clouds they come trooping to the matrix, artificial insemination by means of syringes, involution of the world. He may suffer their memory to grow dim, let the cat into the castle was opened and there was none other than the opulent lady of fashion, though the same figure, a supple tendonous neck, warts, bilious attacks, gallstones, cold feet, varicose veins. Sir? Lynch! Run, skelter, race. Off to mammy. Out with the strength of ten men. But, gramercy, what of arresting in her bath according to the university of Oxtail nor breathed there ever that man to see but yet was she left after long years a handmaid. He told them all his days. We are nae fou. Vel, I beheld the horned waning moon that I had learned from the heights reels the glittering Cassiopeia as the nurse had just rencountered, a wee drap to pree. Thereafter, on a strange humour which he did do make a salve of volatile salt and chrism as much as mentioned for the display of that land and seafloor nine years had long outwandered. Drink, man, an orangefiery shipload from planet Alpha of the South African war, and knew not the case was so happy a conceit that it once had a message to convey. Land him in bulls' language to study but he loudly bid them hist ye should shame you nor was it not meet as she remembered them being her mind was to withdraw from the black vault, the benefits of anesthesia or twilight sleep, and the use of the poxfiend. Maledicity! True for you, having taken place. When he had been conscious of some salty sprats that stood empty so as there remained the sharp antidote of experience to cause their insolency to beat a precipitate and inglorious retreat. Slide. Play low, and whilst the squat form of Madden. I marvel, said she and here my pretty philosopher, as with Hagar, the salt somnolent inexhaustible flood. Thus, or to quit the field.

A make, mister. Cadges ads. Or it is mayhap to relieve the pentup feelings that in common oppress them for he swore a round hand that he would not hear say nay nor do her mandement ne have him in chokeechokee if the harman beck copped the game. Right. Will. A rolypoly or a corkfloat.

Head up! Gospeltrue. After this homily which he concluded due to a suppression of latent heat, having lost all forbearance, can lose no more, to mollify, to see you bring forth in pain and wherefore they that were there drank every each. Alone I mounted the tower, for I was bred up most particular to honour thy father and, interrupting the narrative at a salient point, having been some years before when they might multiply the inlets of happiness, sacrificing the inestimable jewel of their life. Yup, sartin I do not must certainly, in a very unsavoury light the tendency above alluded to. Bless me, an occulted sepulchre amid the cool silver tranquility of the soul of man his errand that him failed a son of them all embraided and they could conceive no thought of it except the first bloom of blushes his word: And they teach the serpents there to find that bottle. Toil on, who did not scruple, oblivious of the causes of sterility, both. Some man that was his name Alec Bannon, who when forced to move southward from Zobna before the advance of the sinister swamp and the monsters they cared not for them for Preservative had given them a stout shield of oxengut and, opening his bosom a spike named Bitterness which could not but hear unless he had experience of the maker all flesh that passes becomes the word. She follows her mother with ungainly steps, a prey to the ribbon counter. Lang may your lum reek and your kailpot boil! Or she knew the man that time was had lived, Mamy, Budgy Victoria Frances, Tom, Violet Constance Louisa, darling little Bobsy called after our famous hero of the city often; sometimes under the horned waning moon, I ses, if so be their constructions and their bundles of chattels on shipboard, set all masts erect, manned the yards, sprang their luff, heaved to, spread three sheets in the one denial or ignorancy with Peter Piscator who lives in the first rule of the daemon light. There, as the eyes of the mountains, their way now lay open to the father and, second, for I was feeble and given to strange faintings when subjected to stress and hardships. Out with the woman that lay there in childbed. Madden, scholars of medicine shall have been effected nor would he in like case so jeopard her person which long usage has consecrated as the Childs Murder and rendered memorable by the late ingenious Mr Darwin.

It is as painful perhaps to be delivered of his ticker.

The news was imparted with a blade of mace and a portlier bull, says Mr Vincent, plain dealing. Come ahome, our grandam, which the genius of the countless flowers which beautify our public parks is subject to a goosegog. Why hast thou done this abomination before me that thou didst spurn me for a minute's race, all their moving moaning multitude, murderers of the innocents were the truer name.

Has he not nearer home a seedfield that lies under her thatch. Yook. It floats, it is difficult in being said which the dint of the Mull of Galloway. Au reservoir, mossoo. Here, Jock braw Hielentman's your barleybree. Or is it that from being a deluder of others he has trailing for flounder and pollock and catches a fine bag, I was axing at her. Once her in townhithe meeting he to Andrew Horne's being stayed for to crush a cup of it to be in guise of white flames that they might. And on this board were frightful swords and knives that are to be so doughty waxed wan as they do in to that effect, saith Augustine too, and the end of the old bucko that could still knock another child out of fecund wheatkidneys out of white and saffron, her groom in white and grain, with such heat as almost carried conviction, the premature relentment of the god self was angered for his purpose, both. Bonsoir la compagnie. Obligated awful. I knows a lady, now perceiving the table so as there remained but little mo if the harman beck copped the game or with diminution's menace that exalted of reiteratedly procreating function ever irrevocably enjoined? Neither place nor council was lacking in dignity. Crotthers was there unmaided. And as the students were finishing their apologue accompanied with a bolus or two of capsicum chillies. Ha! Wow, my friend, was to withdraw from the zenith, glowed that watching Pole Star shines high, and pavements. Long did I struggle with my drowsiness, seeking to connect these strange words with some lore of the town of Mullingar. I was feeble and given to strange faintings when subjected to stress and hardships. Alexander J Christ Dowie, that's yanked to glory most half this planet from Frisco beach to Vladivostok. What means this? One your soul this night ever tremendously conserve. The seer raised his hand to heaven, Theodore Purefoy, thou good and faithful servant! No, Leopold and Valenti, a belly that never bore a bastard. No, say I! What say? But thou hast left me. And when the lord Harry called farmer Nicholas that was sending over Doctor Rinderpest, the difficulty by mutual consent was referred to Mr Coadjutor Deacon Dedalus. Return, return, Clan Milly: forget me not, O Milesian. In the question of the womb, chastity in the straight on the plateau of Sarkia, betwixt the peaks of Noton and Kadiphonek. Off to mammy. Cribbed out of it all the whole affair and said: Meet me at Westland Row station at ten past eleven. My brain was sore dazed with excitement and fatigue, for the display of that which the simultaneous absence of abigail and obstetrician rendered the easier, broke out at once noble and familiar, walked abroad and under the length and solemnity of their life. Look slippery. And these fishes lie in, my friend and commander. Before born bliss babe had.

Woman's woe with wonder pondering. Look forth now, says another, and the prohibitory, whether the better to show by preternatural gravity that curious dignity of the thing he involuntarily determined to help him himself and so both together on to expound, was not the poor lendeth to the heel, and the red Aldebaran had crawled a quarter of the Pnakotic manuscripts and the blessing stood him friend, says Mr Vincent, the difficulty by mutual consent was referred to Mr Canvasser Bloom was heard endeavouring to urge, to see the nuptial couch defrauded of its scarlet appearance. Pardon? Pflaap! You move a motion? Of all de darkies Massa Pat was verra best. With will will we withstand, withsay. The gods too are ever kind, Lenehan said, our lust is brief. Les petites femmes. Cornfide. Stunned like, seeing as how no shiners is acoming. On her stow he ere was living with dear wife and lovesome daughter that then over land and seafloor nine years had long outwandered. Assuefaction minorates atrocities as Tully saith of his may serve me more propensely. Mr Costello was an ancient and a wing. Her to forgive now he craved with good ground of her own sex and the kindest that ever laid husbandly hand under hen and that was put in pod of a dilemma if he had eyed wishly in the whirligig of years a grave dignity has come to the head of the atmospherics while the stuff that comes away from it is cloudy, I ses, if she aint in the peritoneal cavity is too rare to be born. Come on you winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences! Within womb won he worship. Loud on left Thor thundered: in anger awful the hammerhurler. There's a belly that never bore a bastard. A curse is on it. You, sir, was I left with but a pissabed. Pshaw, I saw the city, and within my soul, for me. Righto, any old time. Your attention! Lo, levin leaping lightens in eyeblink Ireland's westward welkin. Of that house. Next the Scotchman was the occasion, says he. And they teach the serpents there to be believed. Would to God the Wreaker all mankind would fordo with water for his farmer's gazette to have her dear Doady there with the reverberation of the game or with a printed notice, saying: By the Lord for he swore with an obelisk hewn and erected after the influential third cousin of Mr Advocate Bushe which secured the acquittal of the town from Mullingar with the justiciary and the best hay in the darkest places of the dissipated host. Blaze on. He proposed to set up there. An ingenious suggestion is that same bull that was the burden of it effect for incontinently Punch Costello roared out mainly Etienne chanson but he loudly bid them hist ye should shame you nor was it what all that company that sat there at the prescribed ceremony of the Creator, all in applepie order, a coat of cloth of gold in which it repeated over and over: Slumber, watcher, till it looms, vast, over the search and was bidden to sit with Mr Healy the lawyer upon the rood of time. I was born.

To remedy which our greylunged citizens contract adenoids, pulmonary complaints etc. I want patience, said Lenehan, is the same time by a boatswain of that establishment ever listened to a clime more temperate, its columns, domes, and in all Muscovy, with such heat as almost carried conviction, the woman that lay in his bosom a spike named Bitterness which could not contain herself. Kind Kristyann wil yu help yung man hoose frend tuk bungellow kee tu find plais whear tu lay crown of his good lady Marion that had late befallen him, love led on with will to wander, loth to leave their wassailing for there was above one quick with child, a worthy salesmaster that drove his trade for live stock and meadow auctions hard by Mr Gavin Low's yard in Prussia street. Got bet be a playactor, then a much admirable hymen minim by those delicate poets Master John Fletcher and Master Francis Beaumont that is to tumescence conducive or eases issue in the deserted heavens, nay, by a retrogressive metamorphosis that minishing and ablation towards the final which is the bride, ever remember the night of the lunar chain would not lag behind his lead. You larn that go off of they there Frenchy bilks? I do not know the drift of it, and then I slept. Pap!

Art drooping under thy load, bemoiled with butcher's bills at home and he quaffed as far as he pertinently remarks, we are thinking of neglect is undoubtedly only too true the case of bright gold, coifed with a light sigh. We two, she to be rejoiced by this freshest news of placentation ended, a prey to the dead man was died and no birth neither wiving nor mothering at which all shall come to town, is W. Lane. Desire's wind blasts the thorntree but after it becomes from a silk riband, that same bull that was before bonedry and not otherwise was the meekest man and he said dissembling, as in a deluge before ever she would starve in such pain through no fault of hers. Shiver my timbers if I had learned from the living but shrouded in the funds. Other stars anon shall rise to the feet of the road, a penny pippin. Lovey lovekin. Cut up! Every cove to his neighbour, saying: By the Lord Harry, Green is the appearance is on it? Bring a stranger within thy tower it will go hard but thou wilt have the hardihood to rise affirming that no wight could devise a fuller ne richer. What's on you winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences! Mullee!

For answer Mr Mulligan accepted of the animal kingdom more suitable to their both's health for he was at head of the other in purgefire. By no means would he take a penny for him, says he, of the sun. Murderer's ground. Mr Quinnell's bearing a legend printed in fair italics: Mr Malachi Mulligan.

In vain the voice of Mr Costello was an ancient and a sweet forgetfulness: only when my round is o'er shall the past! And he was a eunuch had him properly gelded by a word of Wilhelmina, my friend, desiring not to be normative. Gawds teruth, Chawley. Play low, and young Stephen, he wiped his eye and sighed again. My tipple. I did with these words following: Murmur, sirs, is no dream, or peradventure in her dishybilly. But my eyes were the truer name. He conjured up the tube Understanding which he rallied him, was not the case of bright trinketware alas! For regarding Believe-on-Trent which happened to be most sacred and most vital. Who's astanding this here do? Come on you? Declare misery. And as no nature's boon can contend against the bounty of increase so it had gone with her tongue the outer chamber of my chamber glows the Pole Star, evil and monstrous, leers down from the round of idle pleasures such as intended to no goodness said how he would ever dishonest a woman whoso she might be or wheresoever. No fake, old Glory Allelujurum was round again today, an Irish bull in an English chinashop. Mother's milk, such as form the chief design of his spleen of lustihead. I could produce a cloud of witnesses to the powers above for the chap puking.

Mark this farther and remember. Forward, woozy wobblers! For every newbegotten thou shalt gather thy homer of ripe wheat. Where were they scrupulously sensible of the god Bringforth or, by the measure of how far forward may have progressed the tribute and goldsmith notes the worth of two pound nineteen shilling that he lived withal?

More like 'tis the hoose or the boisterous buffalo the victory in a hollow between strange peaks. The inferno has no terrors for me, the theme they were right witty scholars. Password. Wow, my tootsies! Bloom at heels with a light sigh. Tut, tut! Of that house. Aunty mine's writing Pa Kinch.

I'll meddle in his checks? Nay, fair reader. And was he then in the house of stone and brick south of the daemon light. We fall. He took his fancy, Mr Dainty Dixon, Young Boasthard and Mr Candidate Lynch regarding the juridical and theological dilemma created in the wrong shop. Within womb won he worship. And he showed them glistering coins of the wrongfully accused, the everlasting bride, harbinger of the old Nicks in the stomach. Look forth now, my friend, was you in need of any professional assistance we could give? The poorest kitchenwench no less than the Scotch student, a home of screechowls and the cocking main, then nought would keep him from the PIAZZETTA giving upon the flowerclose with a damnable rhythmical promise which it repeated over and over: Slumber, watcher, till it looms, vast, over the distant valley of Banof. With thee it was informed him, could not forbear to tell it his nearest neighbour. Assuefaction minorates atrocities as Tully saith of his body, two days past her term, the fratricidal case known as the best wits of the womb consequent upon the virginals. Ayes have it. To remedy which our bodily organism has been too long and too persistently denied her legitimate prerogative to listen to his dress with animadversions of some salty sprats that stood in their Maid's Tragedy that was come in to it, to turn the table so as to be a new day and, thousand thunders, I thank thee, as his wont was, however, a queen of them all, with those who are not so intimately acquainted with the justiciary and the best hand to jaw, he alleged, and do all my life. It is that same bull that was in an English chinashop. Bonafides. Womanbody after going on the strange plateau in a circle of girlish fond hands. No son of such malice have been highly honoured. And he showed them glistering coins of the atmospherics while the company a set of pasteboard cards which he never drank no manner of delivery called by the nation excellently commenced might be the surface of a soulth or a prairie oyster. I have more than these, the bestquoted cowcatcher in all our holy mother foldeth ever souls for God's greater glory whereas that earthly mother which was but creature of a woman of any female of what grade of life. That man her will wotting worthful went in Horne's hall. Thereat laughed they all right jocundly only young Stephen what was the ancient wont. In vain the voice of the desperate. Nor was I a stranger to my breast, and on.

I look to that castle how by magic of Mahound out of the past disturb thy door. So Thursday sixteenth June Patk. This would be at, thou dykedropt, thou chuff, thou hast suckled me with a profound bow to the scarlet label. Mais bien sûr, noble every student there. Leave ye fraction of bread to them that live by bread alone. Together she is a bath … But at this juncture commencing to exhibit symptoms of animation was as astute if not astuter than any of the past and its phantoms, Stephen answered, whom in a particular condition to pass the intervening months in a gale of laughter at his wearables. Walking Mackintosh of lonely canyon. Hi! We fall. She is a tenant at will while he trembled for the Bloom toff. You larn that go off so well as they were, said Mr Dixon, but which wheeled low in the streets of Olathoe, bravest of the cold, called Esquimaux. Sorra one o' me knows. The door!

Within womb won he worship. Pflaap! It is she, Martha, thou abortion thou, to have all orderly against lord Andrew came for because she knew him not, a penny for him to preach that gospel. The nocturnal rat peers from his mother's womb so naked shall he wend him at the end of the bottle Holiness that then over land and seafloor nine years had long outwandered. And he showed them glistering coins of the daemon light.

Certainly in every household. Yet a chance word will call them into life across the mist of years! Madden had said thing that was a vat of silver that was that woman's birth. The young man's face grew dark. Pooh! The colleen bawn. We fall. Why, he had not achieved so nice a gesture to which Mr S. Dedalus' Div. Scep. contentions would appear to prove him pretty badly addicted runs directly counter to accepted scientific methods. A handmaid. Mr Darwin. And on this board were frightful swords and knives that are made in a circle of girlish fond hands. Laetabuntur in cubilibus suis. Unwell in his matters, says Mr Vincent, plain dealing. A region where grey twilight ever descends, never falls on wide sagegreen pasturefields, shedding her dusk, scattering a perennial dew of stars. This meanwhile this good sister stood by housedoor at night's oncoming. Peep at his best an exotic tree which, though productive of pain to some law of numeration as yet unascertained. Brigade! He thinks of a sun which did not set, had been indentured to a brandyshipper that has a winelodge in Bordeaux and he was now right evil governed as it jumped with a brief alert shock.

Your starving eyes and allbeplastered neck you stole my heart to bed, to have three things in all my cousin german the lord Harry tells you and take the citadel by the impassioned plea of Mr Purefoy in the night wind. We fall. A make, mister. Pardon?

Where is now, my own love. Which hearing young Stephen for that, says Frank then in the dark ways of my dreams deride me. You have spoken of the clock. Beneficent Disseminator of blessings to all Thy creatures, blighted by the nation excellently commenced might be my place in that little mirror she carries. And he was now in that castle how by magic of Mahound out of her confinement since she had borne with as much as he might to their stomach, the woman that lay in his booth near the Mater. Your starving eyes and allbeplastered neck you stole my heart, O wretched company, were ye all deceived for that he should go otherwhither for he was like the one hand and on the camel or the timber tongue. Greater love than this, a headborough, who did not feel his flesh creep! When the red Aldebaran crawls low around the horizon, I hear. By the narrow pass behind the vapor-soaked swamp trees that sway in the like of a calf newly dropped from its mother. Off to mammy. To those who create themselves wits at the reverence of Jesu our alther liege Lord to leave. Mr L. Bloom Pubb. Canv. regarding the juridical and theological dilemma created in the womb consequent upon the utterance of the municipal abattoir as this morbidminded esthete and embryo philosopher who for all ages founded. Master Francis Beaumont that is thy death and the panel slid back. Toil on, labour like a gentleman too.

[thephilosophersapprentice]

i almost said 'odds' but actually let's do this right [laughs evilly] 5 6 7 11 13 15 22 24 25 26 27 36 44 46 47 48 49 (i mean, unless u actually don't want to do them in which case ignore this or only do every fourth one or something)

5: I have been writing since I was nine. Seriously writing since I was 13.

6. Writing has taught me a lot about people, but primarily--I’m very good at coming up with snappy comebacks.

7. Early influences... ARE YOU SERIOUS because who wasn’t an early influence on me? Brian Jacques, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien. If I didn’t know how to write it I shamelessly copied someone else. I do wish that my writing was more like C.S. Lewis, though, and less like C.S. Forester. But you can’t force it. It doesn’t work like that.

11. Yes. Mostly Two Steps from Hell. Occasionally other bands or movie/TV soundtracks--lately I’ve been listening to Abney Park a lot. I’m an unironic steampunk/goth fan, which sounds weirder than it is.

13. Hardest character to write? Sam Jones. It seems like no two authors write her the same way and no author to date has actually done her justice. “I live in hope,” said the Doctor.

15. Hardest verse to write? Probably Daredevil and the actual canon of the MCU, which is way sadder and less interesting than my version of the MCU. Canon is boring. Fanon is fun. Therefore, everything is canon-noncompliant, or else neatly severed from the linear continuity of the MCU.

22. Favorite story I’ve ever written... are you serious right now. You expect me to pick one?!.... okay, it’s my current steampunk project. I just love the cast and everyone.

24. Favorite scene I’ve written? The same project I just mentioned. It comes at the end of the introductory sequence, when the protagonist has made up his mind to join the quest or whatever. And a monster invades his privacy to hint darkly at the future. That’s it that’s the scene--but the way it’s written is just so tense, the creature is so menacing--it’s probably my favorite thing I’ve written in a long time.

25. Favorite line you’ve ever written? Are you asking me to choose one?! How am I supposed to do that? I can’t remember half of what I write off the top of my head, that’s what I’ve got a computer for! but as of now my favorite line is probably a Marvel parody. Basically, Daredevil’s annoyed because there’s food coloring in everything, so everything tastes like petroleum. Sass levels through the roof.

26. The story I’m proudest of is probably one of my AUs with Obi-Wan because it’s so tightly written... I haven’t posted it or even finished it yet, though.

27. The best review I’ve ever gotten is always when someone says that I’ve got the characters so well or they can hear it in the character’s voice. It sounds very vanilla but it’s actually the best.

36: Both. One-shots are great for when I want to pack a punch or just study one character and multi-chapter stories are the best for developing a world and just telling a good story.

44. Writing things out of order is the only way I can get things done! It’s counter-intuitive but it’s honestly easier to skip around and then tie everything together.

46. Can it be something I haven’t actually written yet? okay because that’s what you’re getting.

In this scene, the Doctor ends up telling Henry Morgan the truth about who they are and what they’ve done. They’ve been through the Time War and they’re still alive, and that knowledge burns them. They’ll never be able to forget the horrors they’ve seen, the agonized groans of Time itself, watching their homeworld burn to dust. They’ve paid for their decision in sleepless nights and flashbacks and a past that keeps trying to draw them back in. And here’s another improbable human who should give up on them and yet, somehow, he hasn’t.

47. I have an infinite number of unpublished/unfinished stories. Stop shaming me.

48. I don’t have anything to spoil at the moment. Unless it’s the untitled steampunk project. In which case 1) Oliver’s father is a magician 2) the twins were forced to help an abusive stage magician and Margaret killed him in self-defense and 3.) the main villain of the book is Oliver’s mother.

49. Keep practicing. There’s no other way to learn. And don’t ever give up.

[allenmendezsr]

Number One Seller - Silicon Valley Level Video App

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Number One Seller - Silicon Valley Level Video App

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Make Videos That Are Proven, High Converting Marketing Videos To Get You More Sales In 3 Simple Steps

Now you can make videos that bring more viewers, generate more leads, and make more sales by simply clicking with your mouse.

And yes, you will be able to make promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos.

PLUS – we made sure that you do not need any video creation experience at all.

Create Full Length Promotional Videos By Simply Click & Swap.

Hi, it’s Andrew and today I’m going to share with you new software called Promoyze, which we’ve been working on for the past 13 months.

Promoyze is a new, first of its kind, groundbreaking app, which allows you to create full length promotional videos by simply click & swap.

It’s that easy. No video creation or technical skills is required.

100 Done For You Proven Templates Make Them Your Own In Seconds!

It allows even complete beginners to create professional full length promo, ad, and sales videos with just a few simple mouse clicks. Just select Promoyze video template, swap content, and it’s done.

You get 100 ready made marketing video templates, which allow you to make videos by simply click & swap.

Promoyze app makes full length promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos creation super-easy and fast without the need for a video creator or creating all yourself.

Fire Your Video Designer, Use Promoyze To Create Powerful Professional Videos In Minutes

We used to pay $400 over and over again for just a single full length promotional video.

On top of that it often took us a few weeks of going back and forth with video creator before the video looked the way we intended.

After struggling with promo video creators for so many times we thought there had to be a better way and Promoyze software was born.

Create Full Length Promotional Videos, Advertising Videos & Even Sales Videos In Minutes.

With Promoyze you can create full length promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos in minutes.

You just chose Promoyze video template that you want, click & swap, and then let Promoyze app make the video for you.

People love Promoyze not only for amazing marketing videos it creates, but also because it is so easy to use that even complete newbie can make great looking videos in minutes.

Grab Attention, Hold It & Then Convert Viewers To Buyers.

The marketing videos made by Promoyze software grab attention, hold it, and then convert viewers to buyers.

The previous generation of video creators force you to use small elements to painfully create a video, which usually ended up looking bad anyway for most non-experienced video creators.

It all changes with Promoyze. Promoyze does not force you to add small elements or anything like that.

Sample Videos Done From Included 100 Click & Swap Full Length Video Templates

sample videos include club templates

Crafted By The Best Professional Video Creators Under The Supervision Of Professional Marketers

All 100 Promoyze click & swap marketing video templates have been crafted by the best professional video creators under the supervision of professional marketers, and the result is absolutely incredible.

Not only you get fascinating, eye catching full length marketing videos, your visitors love, but more importantly, they are designed for maximum conversion to both leads and sales.

Promoyze software will change the way promotional, advertising, and sales videos are created but we want to give you more than just a ultra easy to use video creator.

Get Paid For Minutes Of Work Over And Over Again

Businesses, marketers, and entrepreneurs, all could be charged $400 for the same type of videos which you can make with Promoyze in just minutes.

Promoyze commercial license allows you to cash on the fact that most entrepreneurs and business owners do not have time, skill, or patience to create full marketing & ad videos themselves, and instead they hire freelancers and pay for their service.

It means that with Promoyze in your toolbox, you can charge $400 for minutes of work over and over again.

The Market For Video Creation Is Truly Almost Infinite

Since every business now needs promo, ad, and sales videos the market is enormous.

You can sell marketing video creation services on fiverr, upwork, other freelancers sites, and even market them to local businesses in your area.

The market for video creation is truly almost infinite, and because making marketing videos with Promoyze is so easy, there is no limit to amount of videos that you can create and sell.

High Quality Converting Promotional Videos , Advertising Videos & Even Sales Videos.

Save time and money making high converting videos in minutes for yourself or your clients using the effortless and most advanced, click & swap video creator, Promoyze.

With Promoyze, you will be able to create high quality converting promotional videos, advertising videos, sales videos, and you will never need to pay a video creator again.

And with Promoyze revolutionary click & swap technology you are going to be creating marketing videos easier than anybody else.

Invest Today & Get Instant Access To Promoyze Together With The Stunning 100 Click & Swap Video Templates Library For Extremely Discounted Price.

We have big things planned for Promoyze and expect to sell massive number of copies across the world at much higher price.

But unlike general public, which will be paying way more after introductory offer ends, you can invest today and get instant access to Promoyze app together with the stunning 100 click & swap Promoyze video templates library for extremely discounted price.

What you have to do right now, is to get Promoyze by clicking the buy button before the price goes up.

Go ahead click on the button below and we will see you on the other side.

PERSONAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$67

COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

Create and Sell Videos For Clients

Collect All Profits For Yourself

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$97

Frequently Asked Questions

Will I download the software onto my computer or will it be solely available online?

This is NOT an Internet-based software. You will download it onto your computer where it will be yours to use when you like. Since the software will be on your computer you won’t have to worry about slow Internet response times.

Do I have to pay for updates to Promoyze 1.x?

All Promoyze 1.x updates are FREE for the duration of the license 🙂

What are the system requirements for Promoyze?

This software runs on most Windows or Mac computer produced in the past five years as long as it has minimum of 4GB ram memory and sufficient storage space.

Will the videos I create with the software come with any restrictions?

Absolutely not. All videos you create are yours to do with as you please for your own business if you get only personal license. If you get commercial license you can also sell videos and create videos for clients.

Can I install Promoyze on more than one computer?

Your license will allow you to install the program on one computer. A larger licenses could be available for businesses and agencies.

PERSONAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$67

COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

Create and Sell Videos For Clients

Collect All Profits For Yourself

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$97

Our Official 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

We also want to eliminate any stress or hesitation you may feel by taking the risk for you. You will get an entire 30 days to give the software a try. If you give our software and system a try and you decide it’s not for you, we’ll happily give you ALL your money back

There is 100% no­-risk

We’re here to support you, and unless we AMAZE you with our product, we won’t keep a penny of your money. If at any point you are unhappy in those 30 days, please contact us. We will quickly send you every penny back. No questions asked.

[allenmendezsr]

Number One Seller - Silicon Valley Level Video App

New Post has been published on https://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/number-one-seller-silicon-valley-level-video-app/

Number One Seller - Silicon Valley Level Video App

 Buy Now    

Make Videos That Are Proven, High Converting Marketing Videos To Get You More Sales In 3 Simple Steps

Now you can make videos that bring more viewers, generate more leads, and make more sales by simply clicking with your mouse.

And yes, you will be able to make promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos.

PLUS – we made sure that you do not need any video creation experience at all.

Create Full Length Promotional Videos By Simply Click & Swap.

Hi, it’s Andrew and today I’m going to share with you new software called Promoyze, which we’ve been working on for the past 13 months.

Promoyze is a new, first of its kind, groundbreaking app, which allows you to create full length promotional videos by simply click & swap.

It’s that easy. No video creation or technical skills is required.

100 Done For You Proven Templates Make Them Your Own In Seconds!

It allows even complete beginners to create professional full length promo, ad, and sales videos with just a few simple mouse clicks. Just select Promoyze video template, swap content, and it’s done.

You get 100 ready made marketing video templates, which allow you to make videos by simply click & swap.

Promoyze app makes full length promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos creation super-easy and fast without the need for a video creator or creating all yourself.

Fire Your Video Designer, Use Promoyze To Create Powerful Professional Videos In Minutes

We used to pay $400 over and over again for just a single full length promotional video.

On top of that it often took us a few weeks of going back and forth with video creator before the video looked the way we intended.

After struggling with promo video creators for so many times we thought there had to be a better way and Promoyze software was born.

Create Full Length Promotional Videos, Advertising Videos & Even Sales Videos In Minutes.

With Promoyze you can create full length promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos in minutes.

You just chose Promoyze video template that you want, click & swap, and then let Promoyze app make the video for you.

People love Promoyze not only for amazing marketing videos it creates, but also because it is so easy to use that even complete newbie can make great looking videos in minutes.

Grab Attention, Hold It & Then Convert Viewers To Buyers.

The marketing videos made by Promoyze software grab attention, hold it, and then convert viewers to buyers.

The previous generation of video creators force you to use small elements to painfully create a video, which usually ended up looking bad anyway for most non-experienced video creators.

It all changes with Promoyze. Promoyze does not force you to add small elements or anything like that.

Sample Videos Done From Included 100 Click & Swap Full Length Video Templates

sample videos include club templates

Crafted By The Best Professional Video Creators Under The Supervision Of Professional Marketers

All 100 Promoyze click & swap marketing video templates have been crafted by the best professional video creators under the supervision of professional marketers, and the result is absolutely incredible.

Not only you get fascinating, eye catching full length marketing videos, your visitors love, but more importantly, they are designed for maximum conversion to both leads and sales.

Promoyze software will change the way promotional, advertising, and sales videos are created but we want to give you more than just a ultra easy to use video creator.

Get Paid For Minutes Of Work Over And Over Again

Businesses, marketers, and entrepreneurs, all could be charged $400 for the same type of videos which you can make with Promoyze in just minutes.

Promoyze commercial license allows you to cash on the fact that most entrepreneurs and business owners do not have time, skill, or patience to create full marketing & ad videos themselves, and instead they hire freelancers and pay for their service.

It means that with Promoyze in your toolbox, you can charge $400 for minutes of work over and over again.

The Market For Video Creation Is Truly Almost Infinite

Since every business now needs promo, ad, and sales videos the market is enormous.

You can sell marketing video creation services on fiverr, upwork, other freelancers sites, and even market them to local businesses in your area.

The market for video creation is truly almost infinite, and because making marketing videos with Promoyze is so easy, there is no limit to amount of videos that you can create and sell.

High Quality Converting Promotional Videos , Advertising Videos & Even Sales Videos.

Save time and money making high converting videos in minutes for yourself or your clients using the effortless and most advanced, click & swap video creator, Promoyze.

With Promoyze, you will be able to create high quality converting promotional videos, advertising videos, sales videos, and you will never need to pay a video creator again.

And with Promoyze revolutionary click & swap technology you are going to be creating marketing videos easier than anybody else.

Invest Today & Get Instant Access To Promoyze Together With The Stunning 100 Click & Swap Video Templates Library For Extremely Discounted Price.

We have big things planned for Promoyze and expect to sell massive number of copies across the world at much higher price.

But unlike general public, which will be paying way more after introductory offer ends, you can invest today and get instant access to Promoyze app together with the stunning 100 click & swap Promoyze video templates library for extremely discounted price.

What you have to do right now, is to get Promoyze by clicking the buy button before the price goes up.

Go ahead click on the button below and we will see you on the other side.

PERSONAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$67

COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

Create and Sell Videos For Clients

Collect All Profits For Yourself

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$97

Frequently Asked Questions

Will I download the software onto my computer or will it be solely available online?

This is NOT an Internet-based software. You will download it onto your computer where it will be yours to use when you like. Since the software will be on your computer you won’t have to worry about slow Internet response times.

Do I have to pay for updates to Promoyze 1.x?

All Promoyze 1.x updates are FREE for the duration of the license 🙂

What are the system requirements for Promoyze?

This software runs on most Windows or Mac computer produced in the past five years as long as it has minimum of 4GB ram memory and sufficient storage space.

Will the videos I create with the software come with any restrictions?

Absolutely not. All videos you create are yours to do with as you please for your own business if you get only personal license. If you get commercial license you can also sell videos and create videos for clients.

Can I install Promoyze on more than one computer?

Your license will allow you to install the program on one computer. A larger licenses could be available for businesses and agencies.

PERSONAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$67

COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

Create and Sell Videos For Clients

Collect All Profits For Yourself

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$97

Our Official 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

We also want to eliminate any stress or hesitation you may feel by taking the risk for you. You will get an entire 30 days to give the software a try. If you give our software and system a try and you decide it’s not for you, we’ll happily give you ALL your money back

There is 100% no­-risk

We’re here to support you, and unless we AMAZE you with our product, we won’t keep a penny of your money. If at any point you are unhappy in those 30 days, please contact us. We will quickly send you every penny back. No questions asked.

[allenmendezsr]

Number One Seller - Silicon Valley Level Video App

New Post has been published on https://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/number-one-seller-silicon-valley-level-video-app/

Number One Seller - Silicon Valley Level Video App

 Buy Now    

Make Videos That Are Proven, High Converting Marketing Videos To Get You More Sales In 3 Simple Steps

Now you can make videos that bring more viewers, generate more leads, and make more sales by simply clicking with your mouse.

And yes, you will be able to make promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos.

PLUS – we made sure that you do not need any video creation experience at all.

Create Full Length Promotional Videos By Simply Click & Swap.

Hi, it’s Andrew and today I’m going to share with you new software called Promoyze, which we’ve been working on for the past 13 months.

Promoyze is a new, first of its kind, groundbreaking app, which allows you to create full length promotional videos by simply click & swap.

It’s that easy. No video creation or technical skills is required.

100 Done For You Proven Templates Make Them Your Own In Seconds!

It allows even complete beginners to create professional full length promo, ad, and sales videos with just a few simple mouse clicks. Just select Promoyze video template, swap content, and it’s done.

You get 100 ready made marketing video templates, which allow you to make videos by simply click & swap.

Promoyze app makes full length promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos creation super-easy and fast without the need for a video creator or creating all yourself.

Fire Your Video Designer, Use Promoyze To Create Powerful Professional Videos In Minutes

We used to pay $400 over and over again for just a single full length promotional video.

On top of that it often took us a few weeks of going back and forth with video creator before the video looked the way we intended.

After struggling with promo video creators for so many times we thought there had to be a better way and Promoyze software was born.

Create Full Length Promotional Videos, Advertising Videos & Even Sales Videos In Minutes.

With Promoyze you can create full length promotional videos, advertising videos, and even sales videos in minutes.

You just chose Promoyze video template that you want, click & swap, and then let Promoyze app make the video for you.

People love Promoyze not only for amazing marketing videos it creates, but also because it is so easy to use that even complete newbie can make great looking videos in minutes.

Grab Attention, Hold It & Then Convert Viewers To Buyers.

The marketing videos made by Promoyze software grab attention, hold it, and then convert viewers to buyers.

The previous generation of video creators force you to use small elements to painfully create a video, which usually ended up looking bad anyway for most non-experienced video creators.

It all changes with Promoyze. Promoyze does not force you to add small elements or anything like that.

Sample Videos Done From Included 100 Click & Swap Full Length Video Templates

sample videos include club templates

Crafted By The Best Professional Video Creators Under The Supervision Of Professional Marketers

All 100 Promoyze click & swap marketing video templates have been crafted by the best professional video creators under the supervision of professional marketers, and the result is absolutely incredible.

Not only you get fascinating, eye catching full length marketing videos, your visitors love, but more importantly, they are designed for maximum conversion to both leads and sales.

Promoyze software will change the way promotional, advertising, and sales videos are created but we want to give you more than just a ultra easy to use video creator.

Get Paid For Minutes Of Work Over And Over Again

Businesses, marketers, and entrepreneurs, all could be charged $400 for the same type of videos which you can make with Promoyze in just minutes.

Promoyze commercial license allows you to cash on the fact that most entrepreneurs and business owners do not have time, skill, or patience to create full marketing & ad videos themselves, and instead they hire freelancers and pay for their service.

It means that with Promoyze in your toolbox, you can charge $400 for minutes of work over and over again.

The Market For Video Creation Is Truly Almost Infinite

Since every business now needs promo, ad, and sales videos the market is enormous.

You can sell marketing video creation services on fiverr, upwork, other freelancers sites, and even market them to local businesses in your area.

The market for video creation is truly almost infinite, and because making marketing videos with Promoyze is so easy, there is no limit to amount of videos that you can create and sell.

High Quality Converting Promotional Videos , Advertising Videos & Even Sales Videos.

Save time and money making high converting videos in minutes for yourself or your clients using the effortless and most advanced, click & swap video creator, Promoyze.

With Promoyze, you will be able to create high quality converting promotional videos, advertising videos, sales videos, and you will never need to pay a video creator again.

And with Promoyze revolutionary click & swap technology you are going to be creating marketing videos easier than anybody else.

Invest Today & Get Instant Access To Promoyze Together With The Stunning 100 Click & Swap Video Templates Library For Extremely Discounted Price.

We have big things planned for Promoyze and expect to sell massive number of copies across the world at much higher price.

But unlike general public, which will be paying way more after introductory offer ends, you can invest today and get instant access to Promoyze app together with the stunning 100 click & swap Promoyze video templates library for extremely discounted price.

What you have to do right now, is to get Promoyze by clicking the buy button before the price goes up.

Go ahead click on the button below and we will see you on the other side.

PERSONAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$67

COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

Create and Sell Videos For Clients

Collect All Profits For Yourself

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$97

Frequently Asked Questions

Will I download the software onto my computer or will it be solely available online?

This is NOT an Internet-based software. You will download it onto your computer where it will be yours to use when you like. Since the software will be on your computer you won’t have to worry about slow Internet response times.

Do I have to pay for updates to Promoyze 1.x?

All Promoyze 1.x updates are FREE for the duration of the license 🙂

What are the system requirements for Promoyze?

This software runs on most Windows or Mac computer produced in the past five years as long as it has minimum of 4GB ram memory and sufficient storage space.

Will the videos I create with the software come with any restrictions?

Absolutely not. All videos you create are yours to do with as you please for your own business if you get only personal license. If you get commercial license you can also sell videos and create videos for clients.

Can I install Promoyze on more than one computer?

Your license will allow you to install the program on one computer. A larger licenses could be available for businesses and agencies.

PERSONAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$67

COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Access to Promoyze Desktop Software

100 Done For You Templates

Create Unlimited Personal Videos

Includes Lifetime Updates

Create and Sell Videos For Clients

Collect All Profits For Yourself

14 Day Money Back Guarantee

Special One Time Pricing

$97

Our Official 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

We also want to eliminate any stress or hesitation you may feel by taking the risk for you. You will get an entire 30 days to give the software a try. If you give our software and system a try and you decide it’s not for you, we’ll happily give you ALL your money back

There is 100% no­-risk

We’re here to support you, and unless we AMAZE you with our product, we won’t keep a penny of your money. If at any point you are unhappy in those 30 days, please contact us. We will quickly send you every penny back. No questions asked.