#this is just a massive shitpost

[spark-circuit]

saw the original image and this beamed into my head like a vision from god

[nefariously-neptune]

saw some pelicans today on my walk and i thought "they have massive bishop vibes". i have no excuses

[11natrium]

Okay, let's make something crystal clear.

Her? She is NOT a butch dyke! She is a tomboy!

THIS is what a real butch dyke looks like!!!

[blaithnne]

Do Doctor Who writers ever say anything else

[radioactive-yuri]

jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn't distracted him during the unknowing he would've been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.

[asherashedwings]

How the cult’s going right now

The steady decline in quality is symbolic of their deteriorating marriage /j

[dragqueenstarscream]

legitimately the funniest thing to happen if starscream got sparked would be if the other decepticons all thought that this would mellow starscream out a bit, only for him to become absolutely insufferable. like thundercracker is hoping that this'll get starscream to chill out and be less reckless, but now, he's even more bossy and bratty than usual. you think this diva's gonna pass up the opportunity to have people kiss his pedes now that he's got a baby in him? absolutely not.

[jade-of-mourning]

sorry sometimes i think about mako and my heart hurts so much. this kid raised himself and his brother on the streets in homelessness and utter poverty from eight through fifteen, promptly after seeing the violent death of his mother and father. he turned to the triple threats because they couldn't survive as a pair of wretched kids without any adult support, and the environment forced him to turn into the exact character that killed his parents in a terrible twist of irony. and after sheer-fucking-luck hits and they aren't homeless anymore, their livelihood wavers on the outcome of what's a literally game to everyone but them; and after things are finally starting to look up and their team is going places and things just might be okay, his gradually stabilizing world unceremoniously expands and everything goes to shit.

and the city that chewed him up and spat him back out, ruined him as a child and took away his ability to stay afloat in a true sense of normalcy as an adult — when it's on the verge of destruction and falling to pieces before his eyes, he gives himself to save it with the full expectation to die. he went from the kid who didn't and couldn't care about anything outside of himself and his brother, to finding redemption for his younger self in his police work despite its injustice against him, to willingly sacrificing himself to a world that had never loved him.

he's a desperate people pleaser, socially and emotionally stunted for the adult he had to be as a kid, unable to navigate interpersonal relationships easily yet still trying his damned hardest. he's intensely and entirely devoted to the things that matter to him and for so long it was only him, bolin, and ensuring their survival — yet by the end, that devotion has expanded to protecting the rest of the world. he starts out entirely self-reliant and ends in trusting the people he cares about to know their own needs, to be able to take care of themselves, to be okay without him despite having spent so much of his life defined by his role in others' well-being.

just. what the fuck i'm such a big fan of this fictional guy and i'm unashamed about it at this point. also let him cry please (if you won't i'll do it i'll let him cry)

[enlitment]

I'm pleased to announce JJ Rousseau's officially finished!

POV: You're reading Confessions and mark down any time something unhinged happens. Might have gone a bit overboard with this one...

[psilliguykai]

Hey Jashers! So. I’ve recently seen a lot of people expressing how they feel the CJ community has been getting kinda toxic lately. It’s honestly really disheartening to see this happening, especially as this community and Chonny’s music/characters mean a lot to me. I guess this is all to say: if you feel the CJ community is getting toxic, let’s try to actually fix it. And no this doesn’t mean “make 10000 callout posts”. The Jash himself said both on Twitter/X and on the CJFS he’d rather all this (recent incident[s?]) be essentially acknowledged and dropped. If you want to keep this fandom alive and healthy (which I feel for the most part it already is! CJ is active in the discord server and is comfortable engaging with his fans and I think that alone is a really positive sign. Plus we have some incredible creativity and support !) do your best to contribute to the positivity and respectful, good content that we DO for the most part produce. You can make it clear that creeps, those looking to disrespect boundaries/privacy, etc. aren’t welcome here, but please try to do so effectively and only as needed. I know it’s kinda trite, but these people feed off attention and giving them more of it (regardless of whether it’s positive or negative) is only going to worsen the situation. In addition, if you can, please try to adopt the mindset that while flawed, this is an ultimately pretty good and respectful community. The more you express that it’s toxic and disgusting, the more it’s gonna live up to that.

[If you feel the need to distance yourself that’s totally fine and understandable too, just please do it for yourself and not as like. a statement I guess?? Idk I honestly haven’t seen anyone doing this I just thought it could be good to address]

TLDR: This community means a lot to me and I really desperately don’t want to watch it go to shit. Please for the love of whatever, let the toxicity die attention-less in the shade and just . be respectful. foster the actually positive parts of this fandom so they can prosper.

[PS: genuinely none of this is actually directed at anyone!! More just addressing a recent trend I’ve seen I guess??? Anyways uh yeah. Stay cool and stay hyped for chaos week I suppose :]]

[lesbianslovenamari]

I was reading DunMeshi and was so confused by this phrase that I decided to look it up

(Do correct me if you think this isn’t accurate cuz I just used google)

But I find it frankly hilarious that Chilchuck is using slang from various parts of the British Isles out of nowhere in the last volume??

(I’ve now had someone explain to me that apparently it’s not uncommon for certain uncommon types of informal Japanese to be translated as slang from specific areas, typically around Britain, in English)

First of all I’d alr seen people jokingly headcanoning him as Irish on here (which was an idea I absolutely love)

ALSO I come from a part of the UK where I’m very familiar with the term ‘git’ but had never heard of a version with an e and I also had no idea it meant the same as ‘bastard’

(I have considered that this could just be the regular meaning of the word ‘get’ but I thought it wouldn’t grammatically make sense here so I assumed it was slang esp cuz he would totally call someone a git)

Anyways I’ve checked other translations and it’s not the same so I find it so funny that this one (which I’m pretty sure is the official English translation) included it

(^ another version I found online)

Anyways this is the translation I have and used as an example for this post, which I’m pretty sure is the official English translation:

Edit: Btw also check tags I kinda wrote this when I was drunk on sleep deprivation

[azzydoesstuff]

people on steam discussion forums when making the game takes time and the developer has a life instead of slaving away 23 hours a day for to make them free updates twice a week:

[auto-manic]

It’s called the blorbo because it’s short for my belorbed

[padawansuggest]

Bail: *three weeks after joining the messy four way that is Kenobi, Cody and Vos* …

Obi-Wan: *whiny voice to get his way because that is Bail’s ‘I’m not gonna spank you I’m just putting you in the corner’ face* whaaaaaaaaaat????

Bail: *turns to glare at Quinlan and Cody* How do you two deal with him?

Quinlan: Same thing you’re about to do. Stick him in the corner. Occasionally loan him out to someone if they catch his eye.

Cody: *putting down a Royal flush on the table without looking up* I bribe him with treats and spoil him. I’m on another level than you two.

Quinlan: :( you’re the reason he’s been brattier lately.

Cody: Jokes on you, I think he’s a whiny lil bitch and the brattier he gets the more I love it.

Quinlan: Years of work. And you undo it.

Obi-Wan: *trying to sneak out the door while they’re arguing*

Bail: *catches him without issue and puts him in the corner* Listen. You don’t want to be in the corner. And that’s more Breha’s category anyways. Be good. With me. You can be a little shit with them. Be good.

Cody: Ahh, bribery. I can see that one coming from a mile away.

Quinlan: How is that different from spoiling?

Cody: *devolving into another argument*

Bail: All of you are children.

[tagarilaghost]

hey uhm @wowitsmetaylor you know about that one post you made and that one specific tag...?

Yeah well now he does have that :D

It truly sucks being an artist and having free will-

[craneboys]

anyone who sincerely tries to argue that this man isn't autistic is either neurotypical or just doesn't get it cause like look at this criss-cross applesauce infodumping motherfucker and try telling me he's normal