#this is not me judging

[gwandas]

I thank god every day I'm not involved in the acotar ship wars. i was imbued with the sense to not get emotionally invested in underdeveloped characters.

[ameba-from-space]

[corviiids]

oh now you fucking tap out huh

[ftro]

[lolplatzhalter]

Thinking about a female reader in her thirties who always cries about not finding a man again since the ending of her last miserable relationship. Men her age are either married, emotionally unavailable, fuckboys or losers who think women hit the wall at 30.

One day she wants to drink herself stupid after work and gets pestered by our favorite besties Soap and Gaz who find her in a bar.

After asking for the fifth time what's wrong with their precious little secretary she bursts out and rants about dating, men and that she's going to die alone. Get the cats ready.

Gaz tries to comfort her by telling her that she's beautiful, intelligent and a very amazing person in general. She WILL find a good lad. :)

Johnny suggests changing her target group since she told them she set her age range to 30-40. Why not try out younger guys? He rambles about all the benefits - some are actually pretty tempting and some are... questionable. Like okay, Johnny, Baby, stop telling us how younger, more inexperienced men are able to go several rounds in bed and are easier to mold into your perfect future husband.

After his monologue she agrees to try out a younger guy (to get him to shut up) and promises that she will take the next pretty 20-something man home who hits on her.

Soap just grins and excuses himself for a few minutes. Meanwhile Gaz looks at her like do you understand what you just agreed to? She's confused until he asks

"how old do you think Johnny is?"

Soap returns with two drinks in his hand - one she recognizes as her favorite - and asks

Whit's a bonny wifie lik' ye daein' in a shady boozer lik' that?

With a cheesy grin of course. :-)

[gayglitterqueen]

something possessed me

[havi-fart]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YAAYYYY

to fight my artblock i decided to redraw some gerard p donelan comics as ds9. but once i started i could not stop....

so heres all deep space 9 of them. lol. again the poses and captions are lifted straight from his comics all i did was put space guys on there! please enjoy

(id in alt text btw!)

[the-vengeful-demon]

The way my jaw dropped

[peach-moths]

listen when you lose an online art competition against your art rival sometimes you just gotta be mean about their art and not be judged for it and thats what big brothers are there for

[brucedefender4eva]

To a new Justice League recruit

Batman: That’s so interesting

Batman: Also stupid as hell

Batman: But so so damn interesting

Batman: …

Batman: Have you been tested for autism?

Batman: I’m only asking because I also have autism and you remind me of myself in uncomfortable ways

Batman: …

Batman: Let’s get you tested

[bitterrfruit]

there’s my good girl

[flufflecat]

why didn't we get to see ford in his evil warlock era

[giantkillerjack]

I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! She'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"

"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."

"Ooo! Crunchies!??"

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x1 In Throes of Increasing Wonder

—However misshapen they may be, your brother has no shame in sharing [his thoughts]. —You sayin' I got shame? —The lie you told about leaving the opera house early.