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oh no The Alien Abduction and Nakedness Show is upsetting people again 🙄
#seriously who goes into a show about aliens and doesn't expect anyone to get probed#that was the first thing i expected#🤦♀️#dandadan#maybe it's just me#i was raised on american pie and scary movie and south park#this is NOTHING in comparison
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“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.
#lotr#lord of the rings#Boromir#I didn’t even know that this was a take until recently#like the one ring is true evil that#(no matter how good) anyone and I mean anyone- will inevitably fall victim to#I mean it fucked up honest to god Gaderial- and Boromir is just some guy in comparison#I’m not an apologist if he has nothing to apologize for- I mean yeah- the idea to use the ring was stupid#BUT HE DIDNT TO IT#it was AN IDEA- IT NEVER WAS FOLLOWED THROUGH
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I have learned things about myself writing this next chapter of Spotlight. Outlining me? Cruelest bitch of the land, will giggle and twirl my hair at how the readers will feel. Writing me though?? Giant softie and will cry about the beloved characters hurting even the slightest bit
#I think this is the first time I've written angst where it's also been in the original outline actually?#like sometimes it just happens out if the blue#but this hits different 😭#ngl I'm scared for some if the later stuff I have planned in my wips#this is nothing in comparison#writing#fic: spotlight on me#wild rambles
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Nowhere to call home (so I'll pack and run away) - 11/15 - Addiction
Feeling the wrong way (looking for good days)
Chapter TW: recreational drug use
Giving all those IOUs even in a desperate moment, as anyone sane would’ve warned him, was not a good idea.
He’d been prepared to owe a day of heavy manual labor or maybe a lift to somewhere far enough to run him a week’s worth of his fuel budget, but somehow he hadn’t imagined being roped into filling in as a plug.
On the plus side, his curiosity about the mushrooms left in Shiro’s his shack is resolved when he sees the similar-looking fruits in one of the gallon bags his neighbor pushes on to him.
“You owe me fifteen hundred after it all sells, and you can keep anything on top of that,” his neighbor offers. “And don’t think I won’t know where to find you if you try to run off on me.”
He’d walked Keith through the going rates for the items in each of the bags and sent him on his way.
It wasn’t long before his greed got the better of him. If he only needed to hold onto fifteen hundred dollars, he was holding an extra two thousand dollars in his bag right now at the suggested going rates.
If he kept it up, that was enough to ensure the bike would never be out of commission for long again, enough for three meals a day every day, more than he could conceivably think to ever spend.
Within a month, his original haul was gone and he no longer had to seek out potential customers. They came to him.
It was an easy decision to return to his neighbor and ask for more.
It’s a harder decision to set it all aside to sell this time… so he doesn’t.
He’s in the green, he’s no longer doing this by force as a return on an IOU, and to be honest… he’s tired. Tired of the drag of the lonely days inching by, tired of the way panic grips him seemingly at random throughout each day, tired of trading his time and wear on Shiro’s bike for unlivable wages delivering mediocre food to ungrateful customers, tired of thinking about what he’s lost and what little he has to look forward to.
What he has now helps chase it all away when it gets to be too much. It makes life… livable. For a bit, at least.
It won’t be for long. He can quit whenever he wants. That’s just not today.
#augusnippets#my writing#vld#keith#stg the biggest liberty i took with this series was assuming drug legality would still be an issue in the 2400s#and yes i had to retcon arizona legalizing weed in 2020 so there you go#put on your suspension of disbelief pls and thanks#i say as tho we don't all accept a half-alien character existing#this is nothing in comparison
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reblogging this if you’d like to rpf today some MORE

my beloved, neither do you
“Charles knew. He had known from the moment Max had confessed his feelings between motorhomes, kissing Charles like he held the air to breathe in his lungs. He had known from the way Max’s hands fit so perfectly in his, fingers interlocked, emotions interweaved. He had known from the times they fought, the way their anger and irritation presented so vastly differently, but their love always brought them back together, back into each other's arms, back home.
Theirs was a story written long before they were aware, a story intricately traced in the tides along the coastal cliffs, churning and crashing, dappled with sunlight and presided by the moon.”
charles leclerc/max verstappen, 7k words, on ao3
#hehehehe#sorry to the verstapbaby but#i was here for babygate. i survived larry#this is nothing in comparison#and i WILL be rpfing that twink
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also I haven't seen the stickers in such high quality before... unknown sorrow my beloveds...
#alien stage#alnst#ivantill#alnst ivan#alnst till#ivan's heart eyes are literally the cutest thing ever just look at him.#all blushy blushy over his first love#he's done nothing wrong ever. just ignore the list of crimes#it's kinda funny how they haven't released merch for the other rounds tho#so these guys just have so much#in comparison to the others
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the shoulder angel and devil raccoon deleted scene
+ a potential reason why this scene was cut








#anyway i hope the bros end up kidnapping a person during their stan o war adventures#i want more of ford having way less qualms about doing some crimes in comparison to stan hdksjsskks#the idea of stan being hesitant about kidnapping is so funny cos like#ford definitely has killed a lot of people to the point it doesn't really register to him anymore lmao#(then again the literal next ep is non-canon stan kidnapping someone over nothing so this is even more funny)#stan pines#stanley pines#also stan calling the animatronics possums when they're labelled and clearly are raccoons
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#sunday sermon#cringe venting ahead because i’m mopey!!!!! nothing new#i feel like one big wound. just sore. weepy#happy about my internship but i’m stressed with my finals#and i feel so ugly as always but it’s worse than usual because im menstruating#and i’m lonely. i’m so so lonely and im so tired of being lonely#i want to be together with somebody i want us to love each other and learn about each other i want to create a new language with somebody#i try to get out there and it doesn’t work out#i try waiting for it to come to me but nothing ever happens#i’ll be twenty one in a few months#which i know is not old at all but i feel so behind in comparison to my friends and the people i know#it’s really childish but it makes me so sad. why hasn’t anybody ever had a crush on me#my mother told me it’s the way that i am and that im just not the kind of person people can feel that way about#which was an awful thing to say to me of course#and it makes me so sad#but i can’t help but think that she’s right
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gave some critters some colors
#pearls hands would be fluffy......... bug paws...............#she is deceptively beelike in her colors. but that is intentional. because hummingbird bee moths are just like that.#weird little hawkmoth thats shaped like a hummingbird and colored like a bee. theyre my favorite bug i love them#i made some small adjustments to gems design from the doodle the other day but nothing major mostly just the collar of her jacket really#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#hermitcraft fanart#mcyt#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#shinyduo#w1f1 sketches#theyre both warmer blues but gems blue is *so* warm it makes pearls blue look cool in comparison lol
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My mom (and my sister) said that both baby Stan and Ford are adorable but Ford is cuter and she likes him better and I think my heart is shattered.
This post is dedicated to my favorite kid Stanley panels:










My mom didn’t even like him when I showed the one where he murders those two kids 😭😭😭 that’s the best part!!!
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#I just wanna hold him and tell him he’s wonderful and creative and amazing#he’s trying his best#hes just a baby HES JUST A BABY#she doesn’t like that he’s a con man but MAYBE he wouldn’t have become a con man if he had a better support group 😤😤😤#I mean c’mon this kid had practically NO ONE#the only one there for him was his brother#and he was always over shadowed by his brother#everything he did in comparison wasn’t enough#and so yeah he takes shortcuts to catch up and then all he knows to do is lie and cheat because anything else he tried to do got shot down#HE WANTED TO DRAW COMICS DAMNIT#and really he was also pretty skilled in crafting! like foot bot and the boat he built with his brother#he probably just didn’t realize that that was impressive because of course it wasn’t his brother was doing things ten times cooler#YOU GUYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HIM THE WAY I DO#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CHILDHOOD#WHERE I WAS *ALSO* OVER SHADOWED BY MY SIBLING AND FELT THAT I WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH#AND I’D GET IN TROUBLE FOR SHIT I DIDNT DO#AND WAS CONSIDERED THE SCREW UP#THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.#SHUT UP.
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Brutal honesty vs Soft hypocrisy
Why they could never make me hate Stella:
Why they could never make me like Stolass:
In fact, I never had a problem with the characters who are assholes while the narrative treats them like the ones, without attempts to justify or whitewash. Bad guys exist for a reason, they play an important part in the plot.
But I can't stand the characters who are assholes while they're totally woobified, portrayed as misunderstood heroes / perfect victims, and their misdeeds are constantly downplayed / ignored by narrative.
This is the situation I have with Stella and Stolass.
On the one hand, Stella is a rough ridiculous caricature of what an abuser supposed to be. From such she, essentially, got only the name and a few basic traits (breaking stuff, yelling, etc.) so you could project on her whatever you want. I'd assume she acts more like a bully than an abuser. But what exactly prevents her from being believable representation of such a serious, complex topic?
Honesty!
Stella never* pretends to be good, neither lies about her intentions nor tries to increase attachment in her victim. She proudly hangs all her red flags out and screams at the top of her lungs, 🚩 "Hey, I'm abuser!" 🚩 And... probably, people like this do exist (people are different). Although they're minority for one simple reason: honesty wouldn't let them fool anyone and escape punishment. (Add to this Stella's lack of magical skills, power, brains, and then you'll see her writing is complete nonsense.) Oh, and don't you dare spread the "It's Hell" excuse on me! I've made a whole list of reasons why this point doesn't have any sense.
On the other hand, Stolass is much more subtle. He speaks civilly, stays calm (most of the time), tries to make a good impression. Stolass tells you how flattered he is that you invited him to the party; he treats himself to a drink and sings on a stage with you. So you'd think everything's fine… But as soon as you turn away, the owl will hide in a corner and bitch with himself about how petty your social event is. And despite this we're supposed to SIDE with Stolass because allegedly he isn't as petty as anybody at the anti-Blitzø party since he came there purely out of ✨politeness✨! Yeah, it's sooo polite to show up and act like a hypocritical jerk! Apparently the dumbass never heard about the polite refusal option.
Conclusion: Choosing between obvious asshole and woobified asshole I'd prefer the first one. At least in that case nobody's trying to force me into sympathy for a hypocrite.
*The ONLY truly manipulative moment from Stella's side was the fake hug in "Mastermind", and even that was pulled out of nowhere and then thrown into nowhere immediately. I guess that was made so people would compare Stella with Mother Gothel while they have nothing in common (sadly).
#helluva boss critical#anti stolas#stolas critical#observation#comparison#ranting#stolass is a hypocrite#stella isnt that bad#shes able to speak her mind openly#also she says it right to the face of the man who technically has more power than her#meanwhile stolass shat himself when he almost got caught by some random dude whos significantly inferior to him 🤣#i dont support stellas actions btw#at least i can respect this woman for her honesty though#however theres nothing i could respect stolass for#the only good thing he has is his ✨intentions✨#but the good intentions are not enough to be good
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I’m trying to complete the mastery challenges in Assassins Creed Valhalla. I have gold in literally every challenge except the one where you must exclusively aerially assassinate the targets and the most vexing part is that I’d have beaten it several times if the fucking game mechanics worked.
So for instance if I put two enemies to sleep but they’re too close to each other I cannot assassinate either of them. And if for instance one enemy is asleep and another is standing over the prone body I just need Eivor to target the one who’s not unconscious but this is asking too much and twice I attacked only for the alert enemy to move and for Eivor to launch herself at the sleeping enemy, blowing my cover.
Which is how I came to be quietly hissing at my TV at 10pm saying “Eivor you absolute doorknob,” trying to get her to target the right fucking man.
#ramblies#video games#ac valhalla#this game is so jaaaaank#it’s hard to avoid comparisons to HZD and it’s got nothing on my girl Aloy#HZD would never set me a challenge and then spawn enemies outside the parameters
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I rlly hope you saw that lil doodle i made of my oc in that mud au you did…sighs..wait that sounds self-centered its not oh dear GOD
ANYWAYS- i was wondering..abt mud in ur au, does he like a resting post/nest (yes im getting this from tf2…shush) or is he usually by diligences side most of the time? Also does mud know abt mel in this au or does ken just never let him see her…💔
I did see your little doodle!! Your OC is SO cute, I lover her sm with her fancy uniform and cool mask, love that you played around with her design for this AU :) Everyone else should also totally go check your OC out! She’s very cool!!!
To answer your question, Mud technically does actually have a nest on top of the gate that he regularly has to climb up to to do perimeter checks / lookouts from above, but the rest of the time he's mostly stuck next to Diligence at the gate :)
Since he's almost always busy and on the job, he doesn't usually get the time to sleep so he’s rarely at his nest for long enough to rest. He's learned to sneak in a few naps throughout the day whenever he gets the chance. He's gotten scarily good at sleeping upright without anyone noticing! Although he did get caught. Once.


He didn’t realise even when he woke up and no one told him so he doesn’t even know about it 😭
Mud does know about Mel! In fact, she’s the first Smiling Dead he meets when they break into Heaven. It was while they were running away and everything was in chaos, so you could say that their meeting went… a little violently.
#my art#asks#my asks#sput chatters#tgd#tgd au#tgd mud#tgd diligence#virtue diligence#paradise lost#mud the gaslight district#mud the zombie#muddy morals#kinda??#they have a weird and complicated relationship in this AU which is very charged with… something#they hate each other but also they’re friends but also not?? They’re employee and boss but also something else more sinister??#shroedingers relationship I call that#since in this AU Mud started out as a foot soldier and climbed up the ranks- he’s been working as a PL guard for a WHILE now#almost as long as Diligence has been around#so you could say they have history#I’m making shit up btw- the lore is all made up because I don’t have nothing off of canon to go off of :’)#tw eyestrain#I also rewatched the pilot and never realized the insane height difference in the gate guards and Diligence??#they come up to like his shoulder even with the helmets on- they are TINY#and since I made Mud taller than Dil in most of my drawings he’s like a fucking monster to them in comparison
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They are DONE!!! LOOK AT THEM AAA
They will now be there under my monitor (totally dont mind the shamos chilling behind them...)
#tf2#lil pootis#medimedes#...and a shamos from mh:w#anyway listen medimedes gave me so much trouble the entire time I'm making him#not only he was a massive pain in the ass that didnt let me form him easily#after his paintjob the spray paint fucked me over#took me three repaints to get him to top condition#the good news is the spray paint gives him this... fuzzy texture#so while pootis is smooth asf medimedes feel fuzzy ish in comparison!#the... glasses was also a challenge but nothing a wire extracted from a ribbon cant fix!
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girl zuko as the blue spirit was seriously such a FORCE man...like no bending no honor just a mask his two swords and a dream like i don't think some of yall get just how crazy he was omggg.. like while he has always been a good firebender i feel like if he would've tried to capture the avatar as the blue spirit right from the beginning the series would've ended after like 3 episodes already with them on their way back to the fire nation together omg thank God he wasn't really thinking things through yet back then 💔💔
#i'm just joking lol.....or am i?....#like if he hadn't done the whole “i'm prince zuko of the fire nation and here to capture the avatar shit” all the time#and had just gone after aang sneakily instead i'm sure his chances of succeeding would've been A LOT higher#like idk zuko as the blue spirit was just something else#breaking into one of the strongest fortresses with ease like it's just a regular tuesday for him like are u serious rn#or just fighting a few dai li agents like it's nothing#nothing too crazy#it's wild how he sometimes almost seemed to be invincible the moment he put the mask on#i get it that it's probably him becoming more confident since he didnt have to depend on his bending which he was always insecure about#and instead relied on a skill which he mastered pretty easily in comparison and was very confident in#so like yeah had he gone after the gaang as the master swordsman he is?#especially in the beginning of the series#i feel like things perhaps would've gone very differently than they did in canon lol#zuko#atla zuko#prince zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla#the blue spirit
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eleven is fascinating to me because he came right off the back of tens horrible traumatic breakdown after he lost everything and he immediately tried to establish himself as the opposite of that. he is funny and goofy and almost childlike, and he bulldozes on in his adventures with amy like nothing happened at all. but then something happens and his masks slips and it's like oh! the core of this man is still anger. he is so so angry all of the time and this façade is the only thing stopping him from being consumed by it. he isn't over any of it and he hasn't moved on. he is wearing a fez and laughing but under that all that exists is age old anger and grief and it is going to consume him
#i do think that this pit of anger was eventually covered and soothed by the ponds#but he didn't adress it and he couldn't even look at it until he was twelve#when he stopped pushing back and repressing everything and finally allowed himself to exist as he was#but ok listen#its all layed out in the first 3 episodes of season 5 and in the way amy sees him#episode 1. here is the new doctor he is energetic and reeling and fun#episode 2. the space whale comparison. here is the new doctor. he is unthinkably ancient and almost godlike but he is so so kind#and patient and good. he is ancient and lonely but he can't stand to see children cry. so the doctor helps people#episode 3. daleks. the doctor is a soldier. these are his age old enemies. he wants them dead and he will stop at nothing#all logic and reason vanish. he is hitting the dalek with a pipe and yelling his head off while amy watches in horror#like obviously we know why but amy didnt#this is not a sane or rational man he is unstable and angry#and in that episode he was stripped back to what he largely is: hate#you would make a good dalek ect ect ect#anyway 3 episodes with 3 very distinct and equally definitely traits layed out like: here you go#i don't like elevens era much but those first 3 episodes were great#doctor who#eleven#amy#eleventh doctor#matt smith#dr who#dw#i mean idk this is what river literally had to spell out for him#eleven was careening completely out of control#how long til doctor means warrior indeed?#mine
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