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'How many bruises can you get in a week from accidentally crashing into things'
Me: Yes.
#this is the second time in like#three days#that i've crashed into the door of our washing machine#i also crashed into the door to my room#and the chair in my room#and my bed frame#and possibly some other things i dont remember#i have currently bruises on my calf (both legs) knee (one leg) and a newly forming one on my thigh#me: i can see the door of our washing machine open so i am gonna walk around it#also me: *doesn't walk around it enough anf fucking trips over the door and moans in pain for the next two minutes*#helo no spacial awareness people how are we doing on this wonderful day#ema rambles
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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IM BEING A LITTLE SELF INDULGENT HERE OK ouugidtjj I just need to put them in a monitored enclosure and see how each version of them would interact with each other
#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#puremilk#crk#sdvn#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#d#second original post in this blog and is COOKIE YAOI. OF COURSE.#I tried to post this on twitter like 3 times and ended up deleting it akdjdk THIS ONE IS THE GOOD ONE
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THAT one's goin on the list too now!
#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 the emperor#baldur's gate 3#i just got to this part again in my second playthru and it#makes me laugh every time like WHO do you think you're talking to??????#stelmane??????#i think the fuck NOT#8 int won't stop finch from being petty!!!#oc: finch#my art
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Here's the mini comic of Dipper's nightmare! I know the idea of Mabel being the one to have the nightmare about pushing the button has been played with before, but I wanted to explore that with Dipper. (Also sort of a way to include some bonding time with Stan). Plus I think they both benefit having a more serious talk like this.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#dipper pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#stan & dipper bonding#my art#sketches#comic#long post#like really long post lol#didn't think i would get this done in a day lol#i haven't drawn on my computer in a looong time#so things might look a bit different#mabel pines#for a brief second#same with soos#no id
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Doey's 2/3 angsty traumatized teen, I think he'd love MCR
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter four#doey the doughman#pianosaurus#I like to think Pianosaurus would have been a fun jokey kind of guy. He could have been so fun but nooo 10 seconds of screentime#he lives on in my heart. he gets a boss battle TO ME. He's so fun to draw please whyyyyyyyyy#Orange hand is Matthew (responsible 15y/o) Red legs is Kevin ('problem child') and short Yellow is Jackie (the kid who fell into the vat)#Jackie is too young and from a happy family. he would not know MCR. Matthew and Kevin would have listened to The Black Parade album on loop#Ignore that Black Parade came out in 2006 and Hour of Joy was 1995- emo music transcends time#my art
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16#he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him#Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios#like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj#Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life#everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down#Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery#Kabru is so locked in#Kabru used signature move: charming smile#Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#wasabi rambles#seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian#baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO
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Live Mel reaction
#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh#I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao#look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now#I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made#this is what you get instead#it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST#cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense#but an enby can dream#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#sketch#shitpost#meljay#jayvik#meljayvik
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Twin jades and their impeccable taste in men
#mdzs#lucky loser art#lan xichen#jin guangyao#xiyao#lan wangji#wei wuxian#wangxian#this is like a second time I’ve drawn wwx#lmao#lan qiren is coughing blood in the background#art#mo dao zu shi
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witches !!

#guys ive read like 5 more books since the last post and theyre all discworld help#anyway im up to witches abroad in the witches series i gotta get me hands on lords and ladies i think next#but thats for later because i found a second hand copy of night watch >:)#im struggling a lot with finished pieces rn but small gods rlly made me want to do some illustrations that shit was crazy#um yea#i have more sketches but these fit well together so be aware there will be more#i just seem to never have enough time to do everything i want#my art#art#artists on tumblr#character design#discworld#discworld fanart#granny weatherwax#magrat garlick#nanny oog#witches abroad#wyrd sisters#witches#yippee
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A trick of the light you're sure...
#the draws#isat#in stars and time#this started as a 'despite everything its still you' isabeau doodle and it ended up like this#this isnt referencing anything specific i just wanna torture isabeau for a second#like the one time isa inspects the mirror closer and sees something out of the corner of his eye
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i think alphonse would still experience depersonalization and dysmorphia even after getting his body back
#alphonse elric#obviously hes glad about having it back#but there's this unease at the back of his mind#because hes been put into a new body that is drastically different from the one he was in for years for a second time#and that body isnt the one he lost. it had changed so much since he was 10 and i dont even think he could recognize himself for a while#i also think thats why he got the exact same haircut he had as a kid. to feel more like that younger and more familiar version of himself.#anyway i think he would still feel like he lost another part of himself by gaining everything back#even if he hated every second of being in that armor and even if all he ever wanted was to be normal again#he still spent 5 years in that body. long enough to begrudgingly become used to it#and for his body to change instantly into an unrecognizable version of himself#i dont think he had an easy time adjusting to being so different physically#even beyond the fact that he had to spend months/years physically recovering#oughhh its such a weird and complex feeling to miss something that made him miserable#just because that familiarity is more comforting than all of the pain and overstimulation of gaining his senses back#and being a completely different person physically#i also think hed have trouble sleeping for a while and start Thinking About Things He Shouldn't at night again#this is one of those things#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fma fanart#fmab fanart#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma art#fmab#fma brotherhood
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sentinel cant be a bad person
#because if he isnt#then why do i continue to live the way i do?#transformers one#humanformers#transformers#d 16#orion pax#elita one#b 127#bumblebee#fun is over im back to hitting u guys with rocks and bricks#i dont blame dee or find his behavior unreasonable#imagine some dude u literally just met and has been saying nonsense and lying the entire time tells u lebron james locked him in a closet#like wth thats my goat what r u on 😭#i love d16#unfortunately without solid proof or evidence he wont be swayed as easily#but he is starting to second guess everything...
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team free will 🪶(from last year)
#my art#supernatural#supernatural fanart#can't believe this is the second piece of spn art i've posted lmao#this is old and i'm not a spn blog. probably?#sobsicles fics are canon to me though! i love their depiction of these seven they feel like a really sweet family#uh this is technically a redraw of a piece i did the year before but like. no way that's seeing the light of day dear god#like even by my standards for myself it's bad lmao#anyways time to tag wall#castiel#castiel novak#dean winchester#sam winchester#jack kline#claire novak#kaia nieves#eileen leahy#uh. fuck it#destiel#what is sam an eileens ship name#sam x eileen#deancas#team free will#spn
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TW: Heavily implied Child Abuse
Stowaway AU where Pacifica becomes a stowaway on the Stan-O-War 2 after trying to run away from home to California. Things don’t exactly work out as planned, but at least she’s got a “Summer Internship” away from her parents now!
#gravity falls#Pacifica Northwest#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Stowaway AU#my art#doodles#sorry I’ve been gone a while been busy with project and just plain general work#but had some free time today and finally put pen to paper on an idea I’ve had a for a while now!#Pacifica calls Stan by his name but still calls Ford Mr Pines because she’s got that ettiquette and fear of authority ingrained in her#but Stan is a bugger so she feels better just calling him Stan lol#this is honestly just a roundabout way of saying Stan is naturally good with kids I think#the more paternal grunkle lol#Also I feel like ghost rules in the show are ghosts can change their perception based on how powerful they are#since sometimes they’re invisible or unseen by people unless the ghost wills it (i.e. inconveniencing)#but Pacifica’s just too ghost pilled so she’s always seeing them regardless#Ford is very interested in the science of how this works and Stan has to remind him she’s still trying to get over trauma give her a second#I feel like after this summer at least specifically for this AU she’d end up staying with either Soo and Melody or the Corduroys#Soos might even say they’re siblings since he also sees Stan as a father figure and then Pacifica says ‘dang guess I gotta go die now’#from embarrassment lol
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get 'em before they melt!
(the flavors are 99% vibes + first thought only thought, don't take them too seriously)
#art#twisted wonderland#the only flavor that took longer than thirty seconds was idia#purely because first thought there was mt dew midnight baja blast#should've just run with it tbh. dang.#(some of the transliterations were hard to double-check so please forgive any errors 🙇)#(unfortunately i had already committed when i found out the spanish tuna is トゥナ and not ツナ) (my joke...ruined...)#man. you ever spend a super long time doing 20+ character pops and then be like#wait why did i do this#story of my life right there ( ᐛ )#sorry for not being around much it's been a Time#just a lot of ups and downs and not really being in the right headspace for Jokes#eternity float better be hilarious is all i'm saying (it already is based on the cards so i think we're good)
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