#this is utter chaos

[thatonenugget]

Ah yes. The holiday finds thing on Pinterest. I wonder what I will find in it!

(what I then proceed to find)

[heinen]

canucks vs. ducks • 3/5/25

[uhhlifeig]

Sirius: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Remus: And here we have a capitalist. James: Did you just- Peter: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

[anticidic]

sometimes I'm like YEAH COFFEESHOP AU and then I'm like:

but what about all the chaos that comes with it

skk as baristas, but Dazai's that one employee who smuggles home merchandise/limited edition releases and then goes online to sell them for a huge markup or even sells them in some kind of underground coffee black market

and Chuuya just so happens to browse online marketplaces when he sees a BEARista plush with a little coffee mug in its hand being sold for 3x its retail value and the background looks eerily familiar, and when it clicks, it's just, Goddammit, Dazai, not again

But Chuuya just keeps his mouth shut because he's taken home ingredients and coffee syrups before to use for himself, and nobody can pry the coffeeshop's matcha powder from his hands. And maybe he has a secret account he uses to vent about work online and doesn't want it coming back to bite him

so then Dazai and Chuuya just give each other the Look. I know that you know

They have to wear nametags at work, but the guidelines never said it had to be their own name, so sometimes Dazai's nametag will say 'Chuuya' or some other random name, and Chuuya will sometimes hear from the back a customer thanking the wrong Chuuya, aka Dazai, for their drink and he just makes a fist and sighs

They're both guilty of sampling pastries that were either wrong orders or the customers didn't want anymore, and they've both walked in on each other scarfing down a slice of swiss roll in the back or a macaron. Dazai just gives a placating, innocent smile as he continues to eat, but Chuuya will give death glares and tell Dazai not to say anything as he's licking away cream from his lower lip before turning away to keep eating

Chuuya dropping milk on the floor and the whole gallon exploding, shouting for Dazai to get a mop, who he finds out has been in the restroom the entire time. Dazai making a cappuccino but he aerates the milk too much and it goes everywhere

SO. MUCH. CHAOS.

[thebreakfastgenie]

The main reason Americans won't adopt the metric system is changing over everything--including, like, every single road sign in the country--is more work up front than it's worth. We actually do learn the metric system in school, we just don't really spend enough time with it for it to become intuitive for most Americans. But American scientists use SI units so they're familiar with it, Americans who work in industries that use metric know it, it's not like we've never heard of it before.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade's self-control starts slipping away when the Honey Badger actively starts flirting

[pastel-rights]

“They found you.”

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage Redemption S02E10 The Work Study Job.

[maximura]

[im-normal-about-everything]

I KNOW the sleepovers with the Curtis gang go hard as hell. No one is going to sleep at a reasonable time and everyone is upset in the morning.

[adharastarlight]

*Sirius and Reg bickering*

Remus: stop being a brat!

Reg: excuse you!? I am not a brat.

James: yes you are???

Reg: HEY!?

Sirius: ...

James: :)

[theexhaustedqueer]

I have at long last convinced one of my irl friends to listen to Rolling with Difficulty and…

I think it’s going well

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Dewey: I have a plan

Huey: and I have the hospital on speed dial

[pharawee]

Source: poppylhh @ ig

[sillygoofyqueer]

*sprints up to you, taking a moment halfway to hunch over and gasp for breath before continuing, then grabs you by the shoulders* THEY ARE IN MY FUCKING BRAIN. THEY WON'T GET OUT. THEY'RE LIKE PARASITES, EATING AWAY AT EVERY OTHER PART THAT DOES NOT BENEFIT THEM AND I AM SCA- anyway, more mad scientist AU, anyone?

Wei Ying is covered in Wen Zhuliu's blood. He stands to face the Wen guards, so one of them basically immediately grabs Xue Yang and holds their blade to his neck so they can have a hostage against Wei Wuxian, who obviously drops Suibian when this happens because Xue Yang cannot be hurt. Xue Yang looks more than ready to fight his way out of this, but Wei Ying will not drag him down with him, and so he starts raving like a lunatic, making sure that it's obvious to these moronic guards that Xue Yang still has no idea about the lies of the Wen. He's grabbed by four guards, struggling and kicking around as he screams about how they are lying murderers, how much blood is on their hands and how they are literal monsters. Although he like, knows what he's doing, he is still in the throes of his qi deviation and this is more just not holding back his thoughts.

As he is dragged through the halls, the gore and blood still covering his hands, staining his robes and dripping from his hair and face, he doesn't even notice the people watching him go with many different expressions and sobs and screams. Xue Yang is trying to follow, a few guards needed to hold him back as he snarls out threats of death if they hurt Wei Ying - he can't hide the genuine panic in his voice, though. The terror. Xue Yang has above all always been that little street rat that Wei Ying found on the streets and picked up just because he saw something in him, and a street rat is not something that has many things that it can call its own. When it does have something, it can get possessive. Xue Yang is more than possessive with his few things, and Wei Ying is something that he sees as - not his, exactly, but someone that he is extremely loyal towards because Wei Ying loved and cared from him before he was useful. Now he is being taken away from him.

There is chaos and panic, Wen Ning and Wen Qing come sprinting to see what the fuck is happening, yanking Xue Yang back and gathering bits of information while trying to calm him down. Wen Qing is the only one allowed to go after Wei Wuxian as the resident doctor, sprinting through the halls to get to the throne rooms, where Wei Wuxian is still screaming. Of course, he's not coherent at this point, and any attempts to talk to him are unsuccessful - so, Wen Ruohan, being who he is, just immediately moves straight past the taunting and instead moves to the punishment, which is of course a beating so bad that Wei Wuxian passes out partway through it. This is Not Good for someone going through a qi deviation and Wen Qing is horrified by what's happening but she can't do anything because they won't let her. All she can do is stand there and watch as he is whipped and broken and beaten for finding out the truth that she had to keep from him.

After Wen Ruohan is satisfied with what he sees as payback for killing their best weapon, then comes the question of what to do with him. He's basically useless now, especially after finding out that he has been in contact with one of the fucking Nies for far too long now (another reason to put them at the top of the hit list), and he would not do anything for them no matter how they forced him. Xue Yang has been watching Wei Wuxian work, he would be a good replacement (as if Xue Yang understands the code Wei Wuxian scribbles away his personal notes in, as if he would ever help those that took his gege away), and so Wei Wuxian is quite literally unimportant. The sect leader looks over the information displayed in front of him and decides that the best course of action would be to get rid of the boy in a way that wouldn't allow him to return as a resentful spirit (the cleansing rituals were of course never done upon him, he worked with resentment for gods' sake).

So, they decide to let Wei Wuxian waste away in the biggest source of resentment in the Jianghu, a fitting end to a boy raised with the sole purpose of utilising and controlling the very same thing. Wen Qing knows that this is a death sentence for Wei Ying. She knows that there is nothing she can do to save him; even if he is conscious by the time he is thrown into the Burial Mounds, he is incredibly injured and will likely not even survive the fall, let alone the resentful spirits that will lunge upon him like the defenceless prey that he is. However, that does not mean she won't allow him to die without any respect. While everyone else is distracted with getting ready for the quick trip to the Burial Mounds - and dealing with Wen Chao's bitch fit over wanting to go along - Wen Qing is legging it across the palace, even ignoring Wen Ning and Xue Yang when they notice her and rush over to ask questions.

She slams into Wei Wuxian's experimenting rooms, ignoring the gore and just rushing around the room with a qiankun pouch that had been abandoned on one of the desks. She grabs random piles of notes and his favourite books, the ribbon that had belonged to his mother, the blanket that he claimed had been 'the best because Wen-popo made it for me!', and of course making sure to clean Suibian before it goes into the pouch again. Anything she can get her hands on that speak of who he was, an attempt at honouring who he was before his death. A vague nod towards traditional burial practices. Then she's sprinting back across the palace, skidding into the throne room and acting like she was just grabbing more needles to keep Wei Wuxian unconscious as she goes about examining him for 'medical purposes', slipping the qiankun pouch into his inner robes when she's certain nobody else is looking.

Wei Ying wakes up as they are hovering above the Burial Mounds, writhing with pain and stripped down to his inner robes because he does not get to wear the Wen colours anymore. Wen Chao, who got his way and is watching in excitement, tells him that this is what he gets for being an arrogant traitor, that he was always just a pathetic son of a servant pretending to be someone more than he actually was. Wei Ying looks upon him with indifference even through the agony he is in, and tells him that he pities him, the words slurred and eyes unfocused. This fucking infuriates Wen Chao, and he decides that he's bored of waiting, telling the Wen disciples holding Wei Wuxian to drop him, watching as the boy flails around in panic as he falls, the scream echoing before it is devoured by the Burial Mounds.

Wei Ying hits the ground, and takes his final breaths. Or, well, what should be his final breaths. However, the Burial Mounds notices this human, this boy, and can sense the resentful energy crawling through his body, somehow curling and flowing with the strong golden core spinning in his lower dantian. This boy is like It. The Burial Mounds cannot let a sentient being like Itself die, so It opens Its arms to him. It will not let him die. Does not. It will stitch him back together, just until the bright golden core can start its work and do it properly. It would keep the boy alive.

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

More of Shego Danny Au

Shego is MIA. It's been three weeks of no news of him.

The heroes haven't seen Shego (Danny) for weeks. No one was a clue as to where he is. Even the villain he currently works for doesn't know.

He just disappeared after a minor fight. The conclusion is that he somehow got taken after the fight. There are enough people who would be interested in a meta with his skill set and abilities even his gene's, plenty who would use force for recruitment.

... ... ...

Danny did not in fact get kidnapped for recruitment or get his genes stolen. No, Danny is simply enjoying his well dicerved beach VK! California was treating him well indeed.

Even if the two Chaos shits Dan and Ellie had forcefully tagged themselves along. Ugh, you'd think the universe would give him a break from all the babysitting.

Danny sure was glad that he finally used those vacation days.

He'd prepared everything so nicely before leaving, the little fight before leaving even. It turned out okay, he had even been at the airport in time! He had made sure multiple times that everything would be fine with his boss. They had discussed it at length over email! Wasn't he just so responsible,ha, take that Jazz his plan worked out just fine.

His plan had not in fact "turned out just fine." As Danny would later find out when he accidentally crashes his own villain funeral.

Fuck. He wanted his vacation back.