#this video is going to make me sick

[despazito]

Yazdan, the little toddler attacked at Sheremetyevo airport two weeks ago, is now awake from his coma and has miraculously suffered no major paralysis from his spinal injuries 🙏❤️

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Being so serious right now, but I think if a noncanon ship (especially a queer ship!!!) has enough deeply unquestionably queer scenes to make an edit of over a minute, they should be automatically declared canon. And if one or more characters is already in a canon relationship, congratulations, they are now in a trouple (or more)! Because the amount of noncanon queer ships that have so much more than just a minute’s worth of very queer scenes is getting ridiculous. Ship wars aside, it would bring so much joy and satisfaction because yes, we were right, and we knew it, even when the writers or source material didn’t want us to be

[shycroissanti]

I finally got a job interview yaaaay :D✨️✨️

It's going to be in about an hour...

I'm so nervous, I want to lie under the bed and stay there for the rest of my life

[st4rstudent]

[loud] Out of context thing from twt parody accounts

here's a bonus drawing from the same acc

[salamispots]

hi! I don't really know if you can awnser this, but I really like fish.... but I don't know anything about them. I want to learn about them and stuff, but it seems so overwhelming!! do you have a starting point or any tips? tysm!!!!

hello fellow fish enjoyer :0 and honestly seeing a fish you like/ are curious about and researching about it (videos, articles, wiki, etc) is a good way to start!

this wiki article is another possible route/starting point I guess if you want more background; there's a few sections that talk about the different groups of fish/sea creatures (like are you interested in invertebrates or fish only, saltwater or freshwater, deep sea or coral reef fish, etc haha)

there's also museums and aquariums if you have access to them! aquarium websites will also usually have a section with what animals they have and little info blurbs about them.

blue planet 1 + 2 documentary series is also a neat watch/start as well if you don't feel like reading a lot at first!

(..actually thinking about it blue planet might've reinforced or started my deep sea fish obsession haha when I first saw it as a kid)

[astros-silly-place]

it’s like. so fucking funny wilbur soot tries to crawl back to the internet, not only making a video but 2 fuckass videos. his ass has only got his supporters who will dickride him till the end of time. hello. fuck off dude

[lord-squiggletits]

TFO Orion: Runs from and talks back to cops, goes looking for forbidden knowledge he's not supposed to have, saves the lives of his fellow workers after everyone gives them up for dead, publicly breaks the status quo by joining the Iacon 5000 as a cogless miner, gets thrown to the center of the planet for doing so, breaks out anyways and goes to hunt down the missing Primes, finds out Sentinel is a false Prime and resolves to beat his ass, helps beat his ass

The fandom: "Whoa cool working class hero jock himbo we always wanted!"

TFO Orion: "Alright Megatron chill the fuck out no publicly executing injured and defeated opponents in cold blood"

The fandom: "You boot-licking son of a bitch. TFO Optimus personally sucks the dick of fascists. We hate him he's literally anti-revolutionary."

~

Really wondering whether you guys unironically thought that your wholesome uwu funny guy working class hero OP was going to be advocating for killing people in the streets..... or maybe you just hate actual revolutionary work and will turn on literal blue collar hero protagonists after all the work they did to be genuinely anti-establishment bc you only care about the part where the glorious revolution lets you murder political dissidents sdfjlkdskjdsljksdlkj

[ink--theory]

nothing like squishing unsuspecting ppl like bugs from above with my big 500+ lb. roller on this part of the tower route :3c

[nik-of-timee]

LAWRELLINI BUT IT'S "GODLIGHT" BY NOAH KAHAN

propaganda under the cut

There's no way out of an angry crowd | Without steppin' on some toes | They'll scream your name 'til the lights go out | Then they'll feed you to the wolves | It's hard to say who you'll be | When they let those big red curtains close | You know this 'cause you told me so

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To know me is to hate me | Is to hate what I've become

It's to watch me as I'm fallin' | From that ladder's last rung

It's to feel bad, like a secret you can't keep in

I'm not the way I was | I'm not the way I was

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Were you freed within? Did you leave your skin? | Are you tethered in your doubt?

Have you breathed it in 'til it's medicine | That you cannot live without?

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But to feel it, to see it | The look in all their eyes

Is to breathe in, to be in | The good grace of that godlight

It's to have it in your hands | The one thing you wanted all your life | It's all mine

[youchangedmedestiel]

Destiel AU idea (again)

Dean is searching for a flat because he recently divorced Lisa. He wants one that is big and comfortable enough to welcome his children, Ben and Emma. It's been months since he started searching for one. Fortunately, Lisa is understanding enough to let him stay in their old house until he finds something.

They actually aren't in a hard and conflicted relationship right now, their marriage stopped because there wasn't love between them anymore. They still care about each other.

Dean knew he wasn't in love with Lisa anymore and he suspected the same for Lisa, but he was fine with it. Lisa though thought otherwise. She asked for divorce because she said that they both deserved to find love and be loved.

So, Dean is doing his umpteenth visit for a flat that he spotted on Internet. This one seems really nice and clean, his children will be able to have their own rooms. And the kitchen looks awesome with enough place for him to cook.

The real estate agent who give him the tour of the flat isn't bad either. He has blue eyes, which looks surreal, long and dark eyelashes that match his hair and his growing beard. Dean listens to him attentively and can't help but look right into his eyes when he speaks. Dean wants to confide in him and he does that naturally actually.

He tells him that he is sick to search for a home for his family. It's been months, and he's exhausted to be disappointed each time he thinks he found something. But at the same time, he wants his children to feel good in that new home so he is demanding.

That real estate agent, Castiel, is compassionate and doesn't understand why Dean doesn't find one with his solid, complete application. Castiel tells Dean that maybe it's because others real estate agents are struggling right now. There's a lot of people searching for a new home at this time of the year, so a lot of work. Castiel admits that he, himself, is buried in work all day long.

He works 6 days a week constantly. Since Dean is really attentive to what the man in front of him says, he notices that Castiel doesn't seem to have someone in his life to get back to. So, he goes for it. He asks Castiel if he wants to go and get a drink with him once they have finished the tour.

Castiel seems surprised by the offer and looks away. He fumbles with his pen and papers and puts them on the kitchen counter. He takes a deep breath. So, Dean fears his answer.

"Are you asking me on a d-" Castiel starts asking hesitantly.

"Yes." Dean cuts him, because he somehow fears that word. It sounds too official and he's still living with his ex. Plus, it's been a while for him.

"O - okay. Yeah." Castiel agrees, and neither of them is able to look at the other.

[artoounit]

@GlennonDoyle: My wife is trying to contribute to the huddle conversation I don't know if they can hear her

@GlennonDoyle: I need to hire a trainer for Abby to be here during games. Also yes she changed at halftime she thinks it's her responsibility to change the energy @AbbyWambach

[cinnamonest]

>getting very close to end of P5R

>Maruki goes around giving people their ideal reality

>Game makes it a point to emphasize that he revives dead people

>"huh I wonder why he granted everyone else's wishes but didn't give the mc one"

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

[astradyke]

can't tell what i miss more, terrible influence tour summer/autumn or amazingphil channel. surely there will be nothing of an emotional nature happening in the tags of this post at all

[giyuulatte]

just finished watching devil may cry. i was so fed up by the 5th episode that i fully tapped out by the 6th, locked back in for the 7th, just to tap out again by the 8th.

and before i get jumped, i’m not saying that it wasn’t good, but oml

[todayisafridaynight]

no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo