#this was very funny to me ok
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had this silly idea a few days ago. morro tags along on rogue adventure to be annoying and they end up at the dairy dragon
#ninjago#morro wu#ninjago rogue#ninjago dragons rising#i have a silly hc that after the merge the dairy dragon ended up in the middle of the desert and somehow still has power and shit#so theres just an ice cream shop in the middle of the desert#this was very funny to me ok#maintagging this bc i think its THAT funny#hellz doodlez#ninjago spoilers#<- i forgot to tag this b4 i am very sorry
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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gets you with my Nice!
my Nice!
#dialtown#art#phonegingi#randy jade#karen dunn#oliver swift#norm allen#ok on the big image in order: everett billy marla dickens tango randy milton god jerry crown nathan#joe bigfoot dinysaurs-randy rebecca peter roger karen mingus narrator theoroar omair#jake harry bunny fabron stabbynshooty gingi oliver norm caroline abel.#a bunch of phonecord people changed their icons to their favorite Nice and it makes me smile. and ive seen lots of wonderful Nices of ocs a#d stuff. awawawawawa#this started as just drawing tango funny and then it got kind of out of hand like very out of hand.
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so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess
#ramble#ughhhhhhhhhhhh ok so#i will delete this later bc idk if this person has tumblr and i genuinely mean no ill will i just need an outside opinion#i vented about it on my close friends story already but i need like. a neutral party#i won't say their name but if you're on other socials you probably know who it is#basically for a while i've been getting messages saying 'this person has hacked your art style' or 'is REDACTED your alt account'#and in the beginning there were like. similarities? but nothing i could really claim and also i don't want to accuse someone of theft#like i don't own any stylistic choices or anything. i've used things from other artists i like. honestly it's kind of flattering#and we are actually really friendly in DMs now and we even joke about it. we message eachother any time we get a comment about it#i made a joke literally 2 weeks ago about how we're two different people i swear#but after adding some Very specific things to my art (like the paper texture/hatching/shiny lighting). they also added them#and i gave them the benefit of the doubt bc i don't like to believe anyone has bad intent with stuff like that. and i've done the same obvs#but recently they dropped some tav lore and it was. basically a panel for panel copy of one of my cyra comics down to the HAND PLACEMENT#and obviously i don't own the Bitch Mother trope or anything but it's just. mmmmm it makes me feel weird#idk it just feels like it's gone a bit far now and i'm not sure what to do about it#like you would think after we became moots they would get scared and stop but i think i was too openly trusting and they just kept going#recently someone on THEIR PATREON thought they were me and they weren't even one of mine (which by itself is funny but. y'know)#i don't want to call anyone out or upset anyone bc it only causes more problems but like. i Know. and idk if they should know that i know#maybe i'm just stupid idk i really trusted that it wasn't happening but it is and i don't know how to feel#hONESTLY I'M JUST MAD THAT I CAN'T DO ANY MORE CYRA LORE NOW BC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ACCUSE **ME**#also PLEASE do not witch hunt this person i want to deal with this as quietly as possible#i really felt like i was in the twilight zone or just being paranoid so i had to ask
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Caitvi Scenes: 28/? ↳ Vi checks out Caitlyn her favorite cupcake 👀
#OK my favorite one has to be the second one because she doesnt do it once but TWICE vi what u doin LMAO but cait is indeed very distracting#and then the last one is so funny bc this is such a serious council meeting but shes like mmm 🍑 and vis like oops i have to pay attention#caitvi#arcane#arcaneedit#wlwedit#animationedit#vi arcane#arcane vi#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#vi#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn x vi#piltover's finest#media: arcane#type: gif#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#caitlyn#this is for user visbluehairedcupcake because their post gave me an idea tysm#anyways i dont blame vi one bit but all i ask is for cait to check vi out in s2 hehe
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Law being 100% ready to throw hands with Corazon, a man he knows for a fact is 1: like, at least ten times as big as him 2: can walk away and sit through meetings after taking a running sword stab straight through the lung 3: he'll be tortured and/or murdered for harming in any way. Law and his teeny tiny fists do not give a fuck. BRING IT ON!!
#to be fair he did just utter the words “even if I have fun I'll just die anyway” as an argument against fun#little man was not ok 😞#he's still very funny to me#Law taking on the big guys#trafalgar law#donquixote rosinante#one piece
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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Merry christmas everyone <- 3AM, December 26th
#xmen#xmen tas#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#ok fine ill tag the others theyre like Significant to this comic rodnkw#scott summers#jean gray#remy lebeau#snap sketches#im not looking over this if something is scuffed so be it my EYES are HEAVY#THIS was the stupid shit i wanted to draw back in october. btw riEPDJSK#I HOPED to get this done WHILE it was christmas but alas… 3AM december 26th will have to do#i initially planned for this to be a lot sappier ngl but the unfunny funny bone in me always wins out the electoral vote yk how it works#anyway i have to take the train in like five hours. gotta go to the DOCTOR#and then my dad is taking me out for EMPANADAS. very epic …#esp cause im getting bloodwork done which means no breakfast for me . which. usuallt not a problem… lowkey…#anyways. good night everyone i hope yall had a lovely christmas !!#or a lovely wednesday if you dont celebrate 😩
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A little 15 min doodle but first post of the year has to be Bingqiu!
#hoot art#ok its time to get mushy in the tags because I doubt anyone would read them too closely#I’ve had severe art block for YEARS before I got into danmei in 2024#and it wasn’t that my skill was gone it’s just that I thought nothing I did was good enough#I started reading danmei around the summer of last year and I got SO INSPIRED#I dived into the fandom side of things (I haven’t been in a live fandom in years) and was so excited about all the art people were making#and writing! and music! and animatics!#everything was so bright and colorful and beautiful#and everyone had such cool designs for these book characters that I’d grown to love#so I took a chance and doodled a little Luo Binghe and posted him on here#and I was so taken aback by how welcoming and sweet the fandom was#it made me wanna keep taking chances and posting my art— because I think that’s one of the hardest things I’ve come to accept#that even if it’s not good enough for me#someone else may enjoy it#and ain’t it crazy that ive come to enjoy drawing again too#sure the interaction has been fun but it’s been even more fun experimenting with my style and experimenting with colors and rendering#and grayscale and angles#and composition and expressions#ahh!! art is so fun!! I forgot how fun it was!!#I had forgotten how much I loved to draw!!#and the fandom— so many ideas are exchanged and I’ve met some of the loveliest people thru the sv fandom!#tgcf too but they’re a little less chill lmao#anyways#I’ve set up a little spot in the fandom and I plan to keep at it here it’s very nice and cozy and funny and warm#huge thanks to everyone for being so kind and welcoming#and an even bigger thanks to anyone who’s interacted with my art#I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that someone took the time out of their day to like/repost these silly little doodles I post#incredible. ok bye for now :)#svsss#bingqiu
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de vacaciones
#benitesco#vincent benitez#goffredo tedesco#conclave 2024#fanart#digital illustration#hiii so ive been artblocked :3#its ok#im squeezing stuff out here and there but im simply too shy about posting doodles nowadays#but nevermind that i wanna yap about my benitesco thoughts for a second#because im still thinking about how effortlessly vincent gets up from a squat in the movie#and given his life story i like thinking he's both agile and courageous#like he'd be doing extreme sports in another life#ok maybe not extreme but like..... idk bungee jumping and rock climbing#(.....are those considered extreme or am i just a baby¿¿¿¿¿)#and goffredo seems to me just like a normal old guy in terms of physical activity#i like thinking he'd get very mother hen about vincent hopping a fence or swimming in the ocean#even just jumping into a pool would make him nervous in my mind#and like vincent does all that for fun but he gets a little glint in his eye when he Knows goffredo will get anxious in a funny way#just in general vincent getting a rise out of goffredo is a delightful thought#oh and i did something summery bc its been so cold here#im not exactly yearning for summer though#maybe spring#have a nice day¡¡<3
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Remember this post where I talked about how funny Host!Vic’s gender neutrality is? Well now it’s even funnier because this episode seemingly confirmed something I have suspected to be true for a while now, which is that fictional Vic Michealis SOMEHOW DIDNT REALISE THEYRE BI?????
#this is so funny#suspected this because of their interactions with Leighanna and The Fourth Witch#compared to their interactions with male characters#with Leighanna they are obsessed with her they want her so bad but they seem to justify it by wanting to be LIKE her instead#the fourth witch on the other hand? very clearly flirting with them the whole episod#and they just don’t seem to pick up on it#meanwhile you have characters Jordache‚ Dr Milk‚#that frozen guy who’s name I forget#who they very openly flirt with once intrest is shown#and even in this episode I think vic would have reacted quite differently if it was Greg flirting with them#they seem so… hesitant and unsure‚ like they’re trying to reject Charlotte’s advances#which they like NEVER do with male characters‚ this guy wants love so bad#also god. the way they fall for Charlotte and become flattered by her advances as the episode goes on#and you’re just sitting there like. this woman cheated on her husband sixteen times. this will not end well#you just know vic is going to get unbelievabley attached after they hook up and charlottes going to lose intrest within seconds#also I love how Izzy was like ‘ok last time our characters relationship could pass as a friendship so this time I am NOT giving you an out’#god this episode was so good#the last couple haven’t really hit so well for me so this was a lovely reminder of why I love this show#MAN. the implications of this for their relationship with Bianca. they didn’t know. they had no idea.#shitpost#very important people#host!vic#vic michealis#vip#ALSO I believe irl vic prefers the term ‘queer’ over bi judging by that one interview I re read this morning#but I usd bi here because queer in certain contexts can be used for both sexuality and gender identity#so saying ‘they didn’t know they were queer’ might imply they didn’t know they were lgbt at all which clearly isn’t true#also host vic is not real vic so their sexuality could be different#dropout#dropout.tv
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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#ok well for some reason tumblr just randomly logged me out#for the first time in like. two years#not sure why that happened but now i'm writing all these tags again#anyway!#you could Argue that this one doesn't necessarily count. i would argue that that may be true but this is very funny#yeah i accidentally spun them around too far and went inside them and this was the result#togekiss#so there you go. i don't. know what to call this angle#um. this is you after getting a toge-kiss? from them?#idk i have no idea what this pokémon has to do with kissing. or what togetic has to do with. um. etic
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I just have to confess this. Bertie is an acquired taste for sure but he’s grown on me like a leech
#Like yeah he’s instantly funny and likable as a character but I gotta admit that it took me a minute to become truly attached to him#Considering that naïve rich guys who have never worked a day in their life are kinda off-putting by default for me#But I’ll make an exception because he looks very polite /ref#Jeeves and Wooster#no id#Woah wait shout out to that tiny red mark I accidentally made on the left hand side. Ok
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series progression: little gradually becomes werewolf, hodgson is basically a skull with a few strands of hair still clinging on, meanwhile jirv just grew out his bangs a bit
#john irving#edward little#george hodgson#terror lieutenants#the terror amc#the terror#my edits#sorry this is always very funny 2 me#brushing his hair less. not trimming it quite as regularly#even his facial hair is still Quite Ruly#john jirving irving the man that u are...#to still obsessively be grooming urself all these months later... ok diva. jfj would be proud
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