#though both ways are faster than how i normally draw

[zerotwoooo]

be careful meta knight... I've heard from an evil bird that zero is sending dark matter scouts to attack you

"Evil bird? Scou-"

"Stop right there."

"Oh no..."

"Lord Zero has demanded your immediate destruction and assimilation"

VS ADELINE

or Ado... (are they not the same person?)

[trickbxbes]

okay, hear me out.. dae-ho nsfw hcs, in particular him with a reader who is into pain play, bdsm and all that jazz?

love your work btw!

So I can’t see Dae-Ho agreeing to hurt you at all, but I’ll try to work around that 🫡

𝐃𝐚𝐞-𝐇𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐒/𝐎 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐃𝐒𝐌 (𝟏𝟖+)

Warnings: NSFW, Switch! Dae-Ho, hickeys, edging, pretty much what the title implies,

The first time you brought up to Dae-Ho about experimenting, he was curious and trying to be brave. He wanted you to always feel good of course. But when you got into detail, he was a little taken back. “Pain…play? That’s a thing?”

He’d be uncomfortable inflicting pain. Especially if it involves hitting or drawing blood. He just, can’t. He’d get a little sad just thinking about it. He’s had a very negative history with violence, and wouldn’t want to put that on his beloved.

But he wouldn’t want to disappoint you either, so he’d try with the other aspects of BDSM!

He’d start by being rougher with you. His normal nips and kisses on the neck turning into dark hickeys. He’d soon realize that seeing you all marked up was actually incredibly arousing. Like you actually belonged to him.

^ You’d claw at his shoulder blades as he ruthlessly sucked on the sweet spot on your neck. “D..Dae-Ho..” and in response, he’d cover your mouth. You didn’t think you could get any wetter, but alas.

At first he wasn’t sure what to expect when you bring in the handcuffs, blindfold and gag. Things that wouldn’t cause you direct harm, but experiment with the idea of teasing to a new level. But once he had you there, listening to the way your wrists fought against its restraints, he didn’t mind. It meant you needed him.

^ His face was in between your thighs, lapping up all your juices. You were a whimpering mess, gaged and cuffed to the bed frame. Dae-Ho looked up at you a second, a glint of mischievousness in his eyes. “Are you still alright, (Y,n)?” Oh how you wanted to scream at him for stopping. But that’s what kept the gag on. You squirmed, whining desperately, trying to rut your hips into his face. Dae-Ho chuckled, shaking his head. He puts both hands on your thighs and pushes you down onto the bed again. “Patience, otherwise I’ll have to punish you, right?”

He’d try choking you if you really asked. He’d never do it hard enough where your face would change a color. But while he was fucking you senseless, his hand around your throat, he’d hear how animalistic your moans were. The differential desperation compared to your normal fucking.

Of course, after everything, he’d kiss every bruise, tend to you, check on you, and cuddle close.

BONUS!!

Now when you had convinced Dae-Ho to let you take the reins, he was more than a little worried. He did agree though, but you knew you had to ease into it.

You had his wrists tied to the bed frame with some lacy ribbon, soft to prevent any pain. You and him established a safe word, “Octopus.” You started off kissing down his body, slowly but surely. It wasn’t too different to when you were normally in charge, but this time, Dae-Ho couldn’t touch you. It took away a lot of his control. But you couldn’t help but notice the way his dick hardened even faster than normal at his helplessness.

Eventually, you moved to jerking and sucking him off while he was unable to do anything but feel. His senses were heightened thanks to the blindfold around his eyes. “(Y,n)~!” He mewled, his back arching. You giggle, licking his tip before pumping his base while speaking to him. “Hm? What is it, Dae-Ho?” You smirk at his whimpering self. Dae-Ho could barely get the words out. “G-gonna…mmph…! Gonna—“ And with that warning, you stop. Dae-Ho lets out an exasperated groan of desperation. “(Y,n)! P-please…! Please let me cum… (Y,n)!” He babbled your name like you were some sort of messiah, begging the same words like a prayer. His cock was throbbing hard in your hand, his hips thrusting upwards slightly.

He’d never admit it to you, but he loved being edged.

You caress his cock with your thumb, smirking. The gag was still an option, but you didn’t use it because, cmon, listen to him. “Mm, I dunno, will you be good for me?”

Dae-Ho nods frantically. “Yes~ yes…yes, yes yes. I’ll be good. I promise. I’ll be a good boy, your good boy, so fuck… please…!”

How could you say no to that?

[jakedustry]

WHAT'S YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE? - SVT

SVT x gn!reader

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↪ izzy adds... finally got to the seventeen version!! The colors might (definitely do) look funky if you're on dark mode like me but I was too lazy to change them soooo just pretend it looks awesome

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CHOI SEUNGCHEOL — act of service  Cheol always loved being able to be helpful, no matter if it meant opening the door for you, carrying your bag, opening a jar, or even fixing your sink. It didn’t matter what it was—he just wanted to be there for you. And it’s not any different now, after dating for over a year. 

“Let me help,” he says casually as he steps into the kitchen, resting his chin on your shoulder and wrapping his arms around your waist from behind. You smile, humming happily as you turn your head back and capture his lips with yours. “Sit down and let me do it, hm?” You melt under his touch, nodding slightly. He helps you on the kitchen counter, wanting you close as he takes over the dinner preparations, stealing kisses from you any chance he gets. You watch him with a smile, your heart beating faster as you watch him. Your boyfriend is perfect, there’s no doubt in that. 

YOON JEONGHAN — words of affirmation  Jeonghan is a tease. He’s always been one—from joking around with his friends and making them feel like he is making fun of them or lying when he is simply being honest, to teasing you just to see the blush on your face. But even though teasing is part of his personality, it doesn’t mean he can’t be serious as well. In fact, you’d say he knows how to have deep, serious, conversations more than anyone else you know. 

“I don’t know, I’m not sure what I feel,” you mumble, holding back your tears as you bury your face in your boyfriend’s chest. It was a hard day, one that left you feeling numb. His hands wrap around you without hesitation, kissing the top of your head in reassurance. “That’s okay. It’s normal to feel like that sometimes,” he promises, his hand drawing gentle, careful, circles on your back. “You don’t have to feel anything either, you can just be.” Another kiss in your hair. “I get it. And I can feel for both of us.” Your heart flutters at his words, the tears finally escaping as you hug him back. “I love you,” you whisper and a soft smile tugs at his lips. “I love you, angel,” he answers without a second thought, reassuring you again that it’s okay and he isn’t going anywhere. 

HONG JOSHUA — words of affirmation “I feel so lucky,” Joshua mumbles between kisses, the smile on his lips never leaving as his grip on your waist tightens and he pulls you closer. You giggle, playing with his hair as you kiss him back. Pulling back for just a second, you smile as you gaze into his eyes. “Why is that?” He kisses you again, tugging a few hair strands behind your ear. “Because of you,” he says, running his hand down your back. You shiver, kissing your way down his jaw. “Yeah?” — “Yeah,” he breaths out, tilting his head as you kiss his neck. “I’m so lucky to have you in my life.” 

Your grin grows wider and you raise your head again to look at him properly, your cheeks flushed red and lips swollen from all the kissing. He holds you close, his hand sliding under your shirt and sending a shiver down your spine when his cold fingers meet your skin. Your head falls down to his shoulder, hiding your face so he wouldn’t see how big of a mess you are just because of what he says. It’s safe to say you’re obsessed with Joshua Hong and the effect his words have on you. 

WEN JUNHUI — gift giving There was a beauty to dating a singer. Everything has a bad and good side, of course. It wasn’t possible for everything to always go your way and there were moments where you got hurt for reasons that probably wouldn’t have occurred if you weren’t dating a singer, but the two of you always resolved it quickly. Because no matter what happened, Jun wasn’t going anywhere, and neither were you. 

It’s one of those days when you just want to stay in bed with your boyfriend and do nothing but you can’t because he has a performance. You understand it, he can’t do anything with his working hours, but it still stings when you wake up and there’s no one beside you, no matter how much your hand searches for him. You roll over onto your back, gazing at the ceiling for a while before finally getting out of bed to do something. 

You don’t notice the front door opening, but what you do notice is the big bouquet that greets you as soon as you look up, covering your boyfriend’s face. “Good morning, love,” he says with a smile and you completely forget it’s already past lunch. Your face lights up even more when you see the note attached to the flowers, containing a few lyrics that warm your heart—lyrics just for you. Dating a singer is beautiful. 

KWON SOONYOUNG — physical touch You rest your head in his lap, your eyes closing after the long day as you listen to the movie playing on the TV. Soonyoung carefully plays with your hair, his eyes watching you instead of the movie. You hum happily, letting yourself fully focus on his touch. Your breathing is steady as you feel the exhaustion slowly drifting off because of him, smiling. “Thank you,” you mumble and he bends down, pressing his lips to the top of your head. “No need,” he smiles, pulling back again. You shift in his lap, laying on your back now and watching him. 

You both stare into each other’s eyes, your cheeks flushed. It’s quiet and intimate. He brushes a few hair pieces out of your face, smiling at you softly. “Do you feel better?” He wonders and you nod without a second of hesitation, intertwining your fingers with his as you hold his hand. “Much better. I love you.” He squeezes your hand, bringing it up to his face to place a soft kiss to your knuckles. “I love you.” 

YEON WONWOO — quality time When Wonwoo first came up with the suggestion, you questioned him a lot. Why would you leave your phone at home while going on a date with him? It was still early into knowing him and for a second, you freaked out he just wanted to have the opportunity to kidnap you without anyone being able to track you down and so you asked your friends to come with you and sit on the sides to watch him. 

But after your date ended, you fully understood it. Not having your phone while on a date was the best feeling ever. It felt much more comfortable and free, and you were able to focus all your attention on him without worrying about your friends chatting on your group chat and you not being able to look at it because it would be indecent towards your date. 

It’s been a year and two months since that date, and you and Wonwoo are now in a happy relationship, continuing the tradition on every date and leaving your phones at home or turning them off so you can focus on each other without any interruptions. Every time you do, you think back to your very first date like this and thank yourself for not running away when you heard it and deciding to stick around instead. It was the best decision you could have made. 

LEE JIHOON — quality time Jihoon is busy more than not. You want to say you’re used to it by now, but it still stings whenever you come home to an empty apartment or wake up alone in your bed. You know he has his responsibilities and work to focus on but you can’t help but feel a little selfish at times. It’s natural. 

And so when you come home and see him sitting at the table in the living room, headphones on as he works on a new song from the comfort of your shared house because you complained about missing him the night before, your whole face lights up. He doesn’t notice you at first, clicking a few things on his laptop as you walk closer with a smile. You tap the table and his eyes meet yours, his lips turning into the smile you love so much. “Hi,” you greet him. “Hi,” he greets you back, pulling out a chair for you besides him. “Want to watch me? I’ll be done soon,” he says and you sit down, looking over his shoulder as he works. “I also ordered food for us. Dinner and a movie tonight?” — “Absolutely,” you nod, the smile on your face making it worth it all as he watches you. 

LEE SEOKMIN — gift giving Seokmin wasn’t a big reader. He supported your love for books without a second thought since the day he met you but you couldn’t say you’ve ever seen him reading a book. You tried recommending him a few, some short ones he could laugh at, but you always thought he didn’t even look in the direction of any of the books you told him about. 

You were so incredibly wrong. Ever since the day he found out you like to read, he’s gone out of his way to keep up with the latest releases, your favorite authors, and any events that could occur near. That was also why he always got you the perfect gift, no matter if it was your birthday, valentines day, christmas, or just a random Tuesday where he’d hand you a book because he thought about you on his way from work and went to a bookstore to get you something. 

Today, though, he exceeded all your expectations. Not only did he remember your favorite book and gave you a special edition of it, but as soon as you opened it to see more of it, you noticed small notes on the sides, your eyes widening at the familiar handwriting. “I wrote down a few things that caught my attention or I liked. That’s how you do it, right? That’s how you’re supposed to annotate?” 

KIM MINGYU — physical touch Mingyu always clearly showed people he loved them through hugs. No matter if it was his friends, family, or you. He was clingy, yes, but it only made you love him more. You love the feeling of his hugs, when his strong arms wrap around you so gently and his whole body covers you, his head resting on your shoulder as he breathes in your scent. 

You giggle as he does exactly that, barely kicking off his shoes before his arms find you, squeezing you tightly. “Hi, baby,” you greet him, hugging him back and kissing his jaw. He hums back, picking you up with ease and making you wrap your legs around his waist. “Missed you,” he says, chasing after your lips as if his life depended on it. You let him, running a hand through his hair as you pull him closer, kissing him while he carries you into the kitchen. You don’t know if to kiss you more or prepare dinner, but you wouldn’t mind either. 

XU MINGHAO — gift giving “What do you think?” Hao steps back so he doesn’t cover the painting with his body anymore. “Wow,” you exhale in awe, questioning how it’s even possible for your boyfriend to be so talented. You stare at the painting—painting of you—unable to get enough. It’s so beautiful, and you wonder what you did to deserve someone like him. “It’s… Gosh, baby, I love it so much,” you assure him, jumping down from your chair and rushing over to hug him. He chuckles as he wraps his arms around you, still holding one of his brushes. 

You pull back, unsure of what to do with your emotions as you gaze into his eyes. You love him, you love him so deeply and unconditionally it hurts. “Beautiful painting for my beauty,” he whispers, pressing his lips to your forehead. You blush, still watching him as he pulls back and brushes his brush over your nose, giggling as he paints your pink. You giggle with him, trying to steal the brush from him and return the favor. 

BOO SEUNGKWAN — quality time You and Seungkwan always went on a morning run before work. You started running back at the beginning of your relationship, and he saw it as a great opportunity to spend more time with you. Ever since, there hasn’t been a day he wouldn’t find time for you and your little workouts. It didn’t matter if you decided to do joga, go to the gym, or run a fucking marathon—he was always by your side for it. 

Today wasn’t any different, not even when you decided to go for a run and watch the stars at 11pm like some crazy maniac. 

Seungkwan huffs, trying to catch his breath as you reach the top of the hill. You laugh, resting your hands on your knees as you steady your breath as well, looking at the scenery in front of you. The stars are beautiful. Your boyfriend flops down on the grass, stretching out his legs and resting his hands on his sides as his gaze follows yours. You sit down beside him, resting your head on his shoulder and pointing at a few stars. “It’s so pretty.” You glance at him to see what he’s looking at just to find him already looking at you, your cheeks heating up, suddenly shy under his gaze. “Yeah…” you whisper. 

CHWE HANSOL VERNON — act of service You close your eyes, trying your hardest to ignore the pain as you sit on a chair in your bathroom, your boyfriend right behind you. “I’m so, so, sorry,” he apologizes over and over again as he tries to untangle your hair, failing. You’ve been sitting here for the past twenty minutes already—twenty minutes of pure pain. Still, you’re grateful to him. Hasn’t it been for Hansol, you wouldn’t be done with even half of your hair. 

He holds a section of your hair and brushes it with so much care you wouldn’t think it’d be able to cause you any pain. “We are almost done,” he assures you, eyes shutting close in regret as he sees you flinch. He hates causing you pain but he also knows it’d be much worse if he wasn’t helping, which is the only thing that makes him stay. He wants to help, even if it means tearing out half of your hair by accident. It doesn’t matter if he does—he’d still think you’re beautiful anyway. 

“Thank you,” you exhale in relief as he finally puts the brush down and steps in front of you. “Anytime,” he answers, leaning in and closing the gap between you, capturing your lips in a tender kiss. 

LEE CHAN — physical touch  Waking up next to Chan always felt nice. Your legs still tangled from how you fell asleep last night, your faces just inches from each other and your breaths mixing together. You smile as you watch his sleepy form, gently brushing hair out of his face. He looks so peaceful, all you want to do is stay in bed with him forever and protect him from the world. 

“Good morning,” he greets you as soon as he opens his eyes, his morning voice sending a shiver down your spine. You smile at him, cupping his cheek gently and bringing him closer. You press your lips against his as a good morning, giggling softly when his hand finds your waist and he pulls you even closer, your bodies now fitting together like puzzle pieces. He keeps his hand on your waist even as you pull back again, not letting go until you both decide to get up and he has to. Then still, he isn’t able to stay away for too long, his hands wrapping around you from behind in a warm embrace before walking with you into the bathroom. 

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[ms--lobotomy]

Maybe you celebrate Easter. Maybe you celebrate Trans Day of Visibility. Maybe you celebrate both, or neither. I am here to make those holidays infinitely worse or better, depending on how you look at this post. Special thanks to @squishyowl for giving me the parameters to calculate their (hard) schmeat sizes.

Without further adieu, Primarch cock descriptions. and also kind of how they fugg

LION EL'JONSON- 11 inches, 27 cm. Untrimmed and uncut. He shows a godly amount of restraint to you. Behind closed doors, he's much softer than he lets on. As far as girth goes, he's in the middle of the road... for a Primarch. He may not be the most experienced of his brothers, but he's going to do a thorough job anyways.

???- Dick fell off.

FULGRIM- 10 inches, 25 cm. Long and slender. You may expect a piercing, but he does not want to mar his natural appearance (at least before the Heresy.) Shaves religiously. He likes when his partner can't move, when they squirm underneath him, though he'll have a hard time admitting this.

PERTURABO- 7 inches, 18 cm. The smallest cock on the list, but he more than makes up for it while he is using it. He's got a bit of girth to him, but he can still fit in your mouth. Somewhat. His hands engulf your head as he pushes you down on him. Once he's out, tell him how good he feels.

JAGHATAI KHAN- 13 inches, 33 cm. The fastest one out of the Primarchs as far as each thrust goes. It curves up when erect, not unlike a scimitar. Veiny, but not strikingly so. Even though he's exceptionally fast, he likes being ridden. Especially on his bike.

LEMAN RUSS- 14 inches, 35 cm. He's uncut and hairy down there, he's never shaved his bush. He's also girthy. But what's most remarkable about him is his knot. This makes it hard for him not to breed his partners, where applicable. He'll hold you down and lock himself in on you, holding you down on him with his massive hands.

ROGAL DORN- 10 inches, 25 cm. He's circumcised and he keeps a clean shave. He's girthy, but not unbearably so. He enjoys tying up his partner and watching them melt as he goes down on them. Ever stoic, his expression rarely changes as he plows through you. Also a fan of doing it in his office.

KONRAD CURZE- 9 inches, 23 cm. Veiny, almost paper white, and uncut. He's not a gentle lover, especially considering his size. Usually there will be blood involved, and usually it is yours. He doesn't normally just use his cock; if he can reach you, he'll be biting you. And if not, he'll draw blood anyways.

SANGUINIUS- 8 inches, 20 cm. Surprisingly girthy, with low-hanging balls. He's uncut, but his bush is usually trimmed. He doesn't just use his cock, he bites where he can and envelopes you in his wings. He's gentle... for the first five minutes. He'll leave the most marks out of any of the Primarchs, prompting you to cover up the day after.

FERRUS MANUS- 17 inches, 43 cm. Lord have mercy. He is the most well-endowed Primarch, with balls to match. He'll hold you down with his cool silver hands as he pushes himself in. He's gentle, far more than he lets on, but he is still a Primarch. He's become quite the aftercare giver.

???- Penis serious, Penis delirious. Penis in the woods, call that penis mysterious

ANGRON- 9 inches, 23 cm. The arena had not been kind, as he is scarred in several places around it. Fortunately, no blade has ever found its way there. He isn't gentle, not one bit, even if he is chained down. The Nails eat at his head, screaming for bloodshed. He thrusts faster in a vain attempt to block out the agony in his head.

ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN- 8 inches, 20 cm, and girthy. Despite his size being closer to normal for a baseline human, it's harder to fit it in due to his circumference. With some lube and determination, though, you can make it work. He likes putting it in you and watching you try to keep your composure before you inevitably slip up.

MORTARION- 11 inches, 27 cm. It's long and gaunt on him, but it's still massive in your hand. He's one of the more sensitive Primarchs, but he'd prefer if that fact were kept under wraps. Gentle touch gets him going like nothing else. And once he gets going, you'll get to bear firsthand witness to the endurance he's known for.

MAGNUS THE RED- The bastard can change his dick size on a whim. He already knows what size would make you feel best, and he can open up more than one hole at once using the Warp. He doesn't even have to touch you to open you up, turning you into an incomprehensible mess in front of him.

HORUS LUPERCAL- 12 inches, 30 cm. The most striking thing about it is the Prince Albert that adorns it, a simple iron thing with a dull shine. Even if by some miracle you're on top, he'll always be the dominant partner, and if you have the ability you are most definitely bearing his children at some point.

LORGAR AURELIAN- 11 inches, 28 cm. You weren't expecting the second shortest Primarch to pack so much, were you? Golden tattoos come close to it, but he hadn't the will to cover himself there. You'll spend a lot of time with him; he'll use his tongue for hours on end before finally gratifying himself.

VULKAN- 10 inches, 26 cm. He's warm all over, and below the belt is no exception. In the cold reaches of space, he's a great comfort. Even if he's not the biggest of the Primarchs, he likes watching you struggle on him. He's girthy, and he likes to choke you with it too. Gives the best aftercare.

CORVUS CORAX- 11 inches, 27 cm. He's long, slender, and he keeps a close shave. He's a gentle lover when you're properly going at it and not hiding your risque behavior while in public. He'll hold your hands and whisper praises into your ear, even if he has to bend himself at an uncomfortable angle.

ALPHARIUS- 8 inches, 21 cm. He's hairless, circumcised, and his balls are almost unnaturally even. You've seen many an Alpha Legion cock, and they all look similar. He likes to finish in his partner, leaving no trace that he was there except for the slightly odd hobble you have the next day.

[darqx]

Snakes on a post

Another particularly long answer dump since i, once again, have a backlog of things to potentially answer |D

❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ

Got jumpscared with my own old art for a hot minute there LAUGHS.

(For those wondering, the naga doodle from here was attached to the ask)

That is every other Royal that exists in the Nether and also at least some of the demons that challenged him for his Royal title lol.

Believe me, no one was or is more surprised then me XD;

So, the thing about where Rire's ichor manifests is that it kinda exists and doesn't exist at the same time. Meaning that his upper back is where the manifestation point is anchored, BUT it can still manifest with a bit of space in between it and his back hence why it will manifest over his clothes and not through them.

So if you touch where the manifestation point is sans the ichor, than you are just straight up touching his back. With the ichor, he still gets sensory input from the tentacles to his back but it's a lot more soft and muted esp the further away it gets from him. As you've seen implied though, he would feel a very sharp pain if a great deal of damage was done to the ichor where it clusters at the manifestation point, since he'd DEF be feeling that straight in his back lol.

He is definitely a top and the only way he would bottom for anybody is if they somehow forced him to.

Ah i knew i'd answered this a long time ago [finally found it]! Holy crosses (those that have been blessed) can also burn him but they would need to be in contact with him the entire time. Being a Royal he also has more of a tolerance to these than normal demons.

Well, unless said person actually has the undeniable ability to make good on their words, Rire would just stand there rather genially with that little smile he sometimes has and let them finish.

And then he might use them as reverse suggestions for dealing with said person (why would you give him any ideas!!?)

both

In BTD canon it is quite possible that they actually haven't in person. But we are using creative license here haha.

Rire heals a lot faster than a human. Cain is not my character so I don't know how his stacks up.

I've grouped these asks cos they kind of have similar answers - 360° (jk sorry sorry to the second q that is just a very common spelling mistake and I couldn't resist XD; )

Now, even though we mashed all the characs together in BTD, they all actually come from different storylines and so their canons outside the "BTD canon" may differ. This tends to bleed in. With this in mind:

The rules of Rire's canon (eg the concept of Battle Royales and how to become a Royal) don't apply to Cain. Anyway, they don't live in the same place either.

Cain is canonically the oldest and most OP character in BTD lol so yes he is stronger than Rire - you might've noticed, but Rire is never in the same drawing as Cain voluntarily. I play with this along with the "natural weakness" aspect - which I've also referred to as scissors-paper-rock rules XD Basically; demons beat humans, angels beat demons (purely because demons have weakness against holiness).

It would (be insane) but I hope you are not looking at me to fulfil this :d

Not really

His coronation day is a public holiday in his sector so yes XD

Aww thank you very much for your interest! ≧(´▽｀)≦ It's really cool that some of you guys want to actually fund such a thing - I'd have thought you'd have enough of him killing you in BTD1 XD Unfortunately, I have no plans for a Rire game at the moment as I'm working on a webcomic which looks like it will take up all my free time (that being said, he will be in the webcomic at some point).

Nope! Although i can kinda see why you might think that lol.

Whatever that one is where he doesn't particularly care what someone else identifies as. It really makes no difference to him or how he will act.

There are viruses in the Nether that if contracted could potentially kill you, yes. Part of being a Royal is becoming a lot more robust than normal Demons though. As for if/when Rire dies, I dunno maybe either in a Battle Royale somewhere thousands of years down the line or by old age (which is rare for a Royal but not impossible if you play your cards right).

If you are asking if he has a heat/rut of some sort, he does not |D

[room-surprise]

Addendum to Dungeon Meshi Age Calculations, and Thistle's age estimate...

This is sort of a sequel to two posts of mine, How to Calculate Comparative Ages of DM Characters and How Old Is Thistle?

I've seen some people claim that the age scale between elves and tall-men where elves age 5 times slower than tall-men can't be used accurately for elves that are very young or very old. I've also seen people claim that the half-foot age modifier is wrong.

I'm not a mathematician, but so far I have not seen any actual evidence that the 5:1 scale doesn't work, and a good amount of proof that it does, and I think the confusion about half-foot aging is a translation issue.

Please keep in mind, information about Marcille's age does not apply to any of this, because [SPOILERS].

WHAT ABOUT VERY YOUNG ELVES?

Here's something we know about the babies from the different races, which comes from Ryoko Kui's blog:

1 year old elven, dwarven and gnomish babies can only lay on their backs. Tall-man and half-foot 1 year olds can both stand, though the tall-man is not as good at it as the half-foot.

This lines up with real-world development milestones, human children can usually stand on their own somewhere between 9 to 12 months. Half-foots age faster than tall-men, so it makes sense that the half-foot would look more balanced and steady while standing.

A 2 year old elven baby has just gained the ability to sit up, while the babies of other races are walking or running. Normal human babies can sit up with help at around 5 months.

2 divided by 5 equals 0.4, that's 40%, and 40% of one year equals 4.8666666 months. That's 5 months.

I think it's very likely Kui herself is using the 5:1 ratio in order to calculate her elven ages in order to get this very specific 5 month developmental milestone to line up this way. So we can confirm that any elf over the age of 2 years old should have an age that is calculable with the 5:1 ratio. I also think it's not crazy to assume Kui may be using the numbers I calculated in my age post to work out other character's ages as well, since she's clearly doing it for the elves.

LET'S TEST IT WITH HALF-FOOTS

Human children learn to run between 18 and 24 months, so around 2 years old, like the chart shows us. 2 years divided by the half-foot age ratio (1.1428571429) equals 175% because they grow faster than tall-men.

175% of 2 years is 1277.5 days... Which is 3.5 years. So a 2 year old half-foot has the maturity of a 3.5 years old human child. 3 years old is when human children are expected to run and jump easily, and climb stairs without help.

That sounds about right to me, since the half-foot child in the drawing looks like they can confidently run around without balance issues. One foot is off the ground, and their arms are pulled in closer to the body than the tall-man child's arms.

Meanwhile the tall-man child is more unsteady, both feet firmly planted, standing with their arms held out as far as they can go to help with balance.

DOESN'T 29=50 FOR HALF-FOOTS?

Kui says that Chilchuck would be about 50 if he were a modern day human (which he isn't, he's a medieval half-foot), and then she says that half-foots in the time of Dungeon Meshi only live to be about 50 years old on average.

I'm pretty sure she's telling us that if Chilchuck were a human in our world, he'd be past middle-aged, and then for contrast, she tells us that most half-foots in Chilchuck's world die by age 50. Not that Chilchuck's 29 years is equivalent to a 50 year old modern human.

Chilchuck is 29 years old, and he had his first child at age 13. The average age of death for half-foots is 50, then that means middle-aged for a half-foot is 25.

Chilchuck is 4 years older than that, which makes Chilchuck past middle-aged. It does not make him developmentally the same as a 50 year old modern human though.

Using the numbers I've worked out, a half-foot would be developmentally 50 years old when they're 44.

Kui says that although Chilchuck wants to retire from going into the dungeons, if he did, it would be premature... Just like it would be premature for a 33 year old to retire.

In the real world retirement ages are connected to the average age of death. As that number goes up, so does retirement age. Because modern humans live until around 72, as a global average, retirement age is somewhere in their 60s.

So since half-foots average lifespan is 50, a normal age for Chilchuck to retire would be in his 40s.

WHAT ABOUT OLD ELVES?

The average age of death for tall-men is 60, however we know that tall-men can live into their 80s because Marcille's father did.

The average age of death for elves is 400, but they can live up to 500 years.

There's no reason to think that DM tall-men aren't like real world humans, and can't live into their 100's if they are lucky and wealthy enough. Even in the real medieval period, some people lived into their early 100's.

The thing that makes average death ages low in real life is usually issues like high infant mortality, starvation, war, lack of medical care, and lack of sanitation.

In the real medieval period, the average age of death was 30 not because people dropped dead at 30, but because SO MANY children died young that it pulled down the average. In medieval times, if you managed to live to 25, you had an average of 23 more years of life ahead of you, which is 48 years old.

I think Kui raised the average death age to 60 for tall-men to account for the fact that even tall-men have access to more advanced medicine and healing magic in DM, so infant mortality isn't as high and the adults live more than a decade longer.

The elves naturally have a longer lifespan since they live 5 times slower than tall-men. However they also probably have a far more advanced society than any of the other races in Dungeon Meshi. Fleki calls the Eastern Continent a "primitive land", and it's mostly populated by dwarves, gnomes and tall-men.

If elven culture was developmentally the same as tall-man culture, I bet elves would only live to about 300, which would be 60 for them, maturity wise.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

80x5 is 400. That seems correct to me, a 400 year old elf would be considered elderly and getting close to the end of their life. An 80 year old tall-man would be considered VERY old, having lived past average expectations... But those expectations, as I said before, are based on poor living conditions, not biological certainty. 100x5 is 500, so the two maximum ages (100 and 500) also line up when you use the 5:1 ratio.

POSSIBLE MAXIMUM AGES FOR OTHER RACES

Using the same math, if gnomes and dwarves had the same culture as tall-men, they'd only live to be 150-ish instead of 240/200...

This is only a theory, but dwarvish and gnomish maximum possible ages should probably be around 250, if you multiply their age modifier (2.5) x100 like I did with the elves.

The current difference between their average age of death is probably attributable to lifestyle and cultural differences (gnomes use a lot more magic, and so they live longer).

Then, just to do the rest of the races:

Half-foots and orcs theoretical maximum age is 88. Ogres theoretical maximum age is 94. Kobold theoretical maximum age is 81.

Keep in mind, these numbers are based on the idea that "around 100 years old" is the oldest a human being can get. The oldest human to ever live survived until they were 122 years old... But obviously that is rare, and happened in the modern era.

Point is, there's wiggle room at the top end of the age limit, for some of the races that may be a matter of extra days or months, for others it could be an extra decade or two. But I'm using 100 for simplicity's sake.

Sorry for the long post! I hope this answers people's questions, and if I messed something up let me know!

[sucrows]

RINNE AMAGI + TIPSY

Of course, leave it to Rinne Amagi to be a little shit in the middle of an intense moment like this. 

Contains: GN Reader, Teasing, Fingering, Tipsy Sex, Light Breeding, Creampie, Established relationship

Word Count: 2902

(NSFW UNDER CUT)

The air is hot and heavy between you and the man in front of you. You and Rinne had set out for a night of fun and between the alcohol in your systems and where this make out session seems to be heading, you’d call your mission a success. 

You’re barely through the front door of your place before his hands grope your body and pull at your clothing, reaching anywhere he can. Before you know it, he’s ripped off your coat and you have to drag him through the door before he ends up roughly pulling off the rest of your clothing on your front step. It’s exciting and you feel the tension between the two of you rising by the second. It’s exciting, enthralling, intense- it captivates all of your thoughts and makes you want nothing more than to be claimed by the man in front of you.  

Of course, leave it to Rinne Amagi to be a little shit in the middle of an intense moment like this. 

Your legs buckle as the back of your knees hit the edge of your bed, making you fall backwards onto it and knocking some of the air out of you. Rinne soon follows and leans over your body. His movements are eager and rough as he begins to pull layer after layer of clothing off of you. Not wanting to be the only person bare like you are now, you drag him in close for another heated kiss and try to pull at his coat to make the first move to remove it. Even as the world spins, his response is still immediate. He quickly removes his lips from yours and tuts at you, grabbing both your wrists in one hand and holding you down by them. 

“What? You that desperate?” He grins at you and pins your wrists down harder when you squirm in his grasp. 

You give him a dirty look and try to pull your hands away to no avail, irritatingly, he laughs at your attempts. 

You huff at him. “Take your clothes off before I change my mind.” 

“What? You act like you weren’t alllll over me on the way here!” He draws out his words annoyingly, cackling at the unimpressed look you’re giving him. 

“Ugh, just come over here and fuck me already.” 

“Whatever you wish, princess~.” 

He’s, infuriatingly, still smirking as he pulls his shirt off over his head and undoes his belt. To his credit though, Rinne is in fact removing his clothes at a faster pace than he normally does. It doesn’t take long for his pants to follow suit and for the sight of the bulge in his boxers to greet you.  

He gives you another smug look when he spots your eyes trained on him, though he thankfully chooses not to comment and instead makes quick work of his last article of clothing. His cock is already hard and just the very sight of it makes you rub your thighs together in anticipation. You’re trying your best to rush him and just get him in you already, but you know better than to try and rush too much with how girthy he is. Not even in his vaguely intoxicated state does Rinne try to move on too quickly either. 

He knows your body much too well and soon his lubed-up fingers are playing with your sex and slipping into your hole. With how huge his hands are, even just his fingers make you feel like you're being stretched out. It’s delicious and you crave more. Every time he moves his wrist, you feel the pressure placed on your walls- you can’t help but squirm when he’s hitting all the right places without even putting his dick in you yet. Imagining the harsh pounding he’s prepping you for makes your face heat up in anticipation. 

“God, you’re such a slut” 

Rinne’s taunting words catch you off guard, having been too lost in the pleasure of his hands. He slows down his movements and takes his sweet time to rake his gaze all over your body, licking his lips at the sight. 

“You make it hard for me to hold back, ya know?” He says as he reaches his unoccupied hand down to grab his cock, stroking it up and down as he prepares for the main event. 

Sure, you’ve had him in you before and sure, this probably won’t be the last time, but you can’t stop the lust filled haze in your brain that demands he be in you as soon as possible. Your mind says nothing other than to provide you images of all the other times you’ve taken him and all the ways you want to take him in the future. You feel the ghost of his touch all over your body even now as he works you open with his fingers. It’s almost as if your body can do nothing but want. It’s downright embarrassing how needy you feel.  

You can’t tell Rinne that though, he’s already insufferable as is. No need to give him more fodder to harass you with. 

“Just fuck me.” 

The look in his eyes sharpens and a grin replaces the smile that has been on his face. 

“Soooo demanding.” Ah, perhaps you were a bit too obvious. 

Once again though, some god out there decides to grant you mercy and Rinne quickly moves on. Is he perhaps feeling just as needy as you are and that’s why he seems just as eager to keep going? If you had to guess just by how much his cock seems to weep, then you’d say yes, but his outward attitude remains the same as always. Like hell is he going to let himself look desperate in front of you like that, you suppose. 

He pulls his fingers out of you then pushes you further back onto the bed, granting him the space to climb up in between your legs. You have to remind yourself to not drool as you see him pour lube onto his length, watching him as he pumps his cock and spreads the fluid all over himself. 

Once he’s satisfied with his prep work, he shuffles closer and presses the head of his dick against your sex, taking a bit before actually penetrating you. Probably to tease you once again, if you had to guess. He ruts against you a couple of times, making sure to rub his tip against the exact spots where he knows you’re sensitive. The electric jolts it sends up your spine are enough to temporarily stop you from being annoyed at him dallying once again. 

His patience isn’t limitless however and soon, he’s pushing in with a soft sigh of contentment. You're quite used to taking him by this point and with the lube and prep, the slide is easy. As much as he talks up being rough with you, he always takes it slow with the initial penetration- Some people could stand to learn from his examples, as annoying as he might be. Before long though, the head is sliding all the way in, his hips reaching against your ass as he folds your legs over your body. The sweet sweet heavy feeling of cock in you is addicting and reminds you once again, Rinne is not a small man by any means and soon, he’s going to be fucking you into the bed until you are both satisfied. 

His hands grope everywhere they find purchase as he starts off with some slow, shallow thrusts. His hips move softly against yours, still staying mostly deep while he still waits for your body to adjust to his length in you.  

“Fuck... you feel good...” He groans, starting to move a bit faster.  

Looking down between your bodies, he can see the way your hole glistens with lube and clings to his cock. Sometimes, you’re surprised by your own body’s ability to adapt to it. It seems so narrow most of the time, but it always fits him as if it were designed to do so. Fuck, it feels like you were designed to do so, with how your toes can’t help but curl when the ridge of his head glides against all the right spots inside of you. 

You moan and, with a smirk, he takes it as a sign to go even faster.   

“You like that?” 

He punctuates his words with a harsh thrust, pulling almost all the way out before roughly shoving back in. It’s just a taste of how things are going to go the rest of the night. A sound involuntarily leaves your lips at the action, and you glare at him for the umpteenth time that night. 

“Harder.” 

He cackles and obeys without another word. 

The sound of skin slapping on skin echoes throughout the room. Every single time he thrusts in you slide away an inch and every time he pulls out, he yanks you back into place once again. Every single one hits the deepest parts of your body and intoxicates your brain even more than the alcohol you had earlier does.  

His hands don’t stop their mission either, always on you and exploring you. He knows your body more than well enough to be able to bring you pleasure, but he still treats every time you two are together as a way to further burn it into his brain. No piece of skin goes untouched- your sides, your stomach, your chest, your neck- it's all his to feel up and toy with. He, of course, doesn’t let you forget how good he can make you feel.  

It’s almost intimate in a strange sense, when one of his hands gravitates towards where you meet once again, eager to toy with you until you’re pliant and weak under his grasp. He knows how to play with your body in ways no other person could replicate. Your legs tighten up their grasp around his hips involuntarily as your body prepares itself for what his hands are about to do to you. They always end up there. There are a lot of things you could call Rinne, but one thing you cannot call him is a bad partner in bed.  

Full palm strokes quickly become more targeted, making full use of his fingers to his all the right spots on your sex. His thumb strokes the same spot over and over again making your back arch with pleasure. Your eyes flutter closed while you sit there and let him have his fun. You try to open them but all you can see are vague glimpses of red hair above you while your vision is covered in black dots. It’s swimming, both your vision and your head. The pleasure is a dizzying sensation that simultaneously tenses and relaxes your muscles. You’re filled with the want for more, more, more- 

“Gonna cum soon. You want me to fill you up?” 

His hips are stuttering just the slightest bit. It seems he’s just as much a slave to your body as you are to his. 

“In- Inside.” 

You can’t help but immediately respond, the idea too enticing to resist. Even just the thought of being even more full of him than you are now feels so right that you can’t help but lock your ankles behind his back. 

You’re prepared for him to start thrusting even harder and deeper than before when he slows almost to a complete halt. He goes quiet, deep in thought for a second. Even he doesn’t seem to be immune to the occasional tipsy introspection it seems. 

A bit of clarity returns to your brain at the break in pace “Rinne?” 

He seems to almost flinch at the call of his name, and you briefly worry that something might actually be wrong. You’re about to ask him when-  

“Kyahaha! What is it? You want my babies or something?” 

He interrupts your concerned thoughts with a cackle and annoying question. Your face fills with heat at the suggestion. The clarity in your head quickly turns to annoyance. 

“Shut up.” 

For another time that night, he complies with your demand. Not without a smug grin of course. He’s being generous in the most irritating way tonight it seems. He thrusts slow and deep to admire where his cock slides in and out of you, entranced by the way your body stretches to accommodate him. You fit him so perfectly that he sees the way your body tries desperately to cling to him and pull him back to where he belongs. 

In an instant, he’s thrusting wildly into you again. It’s aggressive and harsh, and you can just tell your thighs are going to be horribly sore in the morning. Not that you care at the moment though. The want for him to leave his mark on you burns deep in your core. He’s quick to build you back up to the mindless state you’d been in before with the way he pushes your body further and further into the mattress pressed against your back. 

It doesn’t take long for his pace to start shifting and falling out of rhythm. You can tell what’s coming next, and your thighs clamp tight around his hips. He bears further and further down onto you, until his full weight is pressed against your thighs, pinning you in place. You can feel yourself at your limit as well, just teetering on the edge, oh so close to getting your own satisfying end as he is. It hits you hard within a few moments, as does his climax as well. He traps you beneath him and, holding you as still as he can, he finishes inside. 

He’s more vocal than he’s been during the entire night while he cums. He lets out these delicious, rumbling groans against your ear that vibrate in your own chest. Every wave of pleasure in him brings another one of seed being deposited in you and another sound out of his mouth. No other word can better describe how you feel in the moment other than satisfied. Electric shocks run through your own veins with even the slightest movements he makes. He’s right where he belongs, having fucked you good and hard and now filling you up and marking you with his essence. 

After a minute of catching his breath and holding you still, he roughly grabs your jaw and smashes his face into yours. His tongue invades your mouth and gives your bodies another point of contact. You kiss back as agressively as you can muster, but you’re still no match for the intensity Rinne brings to you. Soon you’re both even more out of breath than before and you swear dots dance across your eyes even more noticeably than they did while you were in the throes of pleasure. So much so that you have to push him away before you get too lightheaded and pass out. 

Pulling away, he breathes heavily and stares at you from above, pupils completely dilated and face red and shiny. It wouldn’t be Rinne though if he weren’t quick to gather himself once again and play with you as he did earlier again. 

“How does it feel to be alllllll mine?” he smugly asks, looking down at where your hole barely hangs on to his softening cock which keeps it plugged. 

You debate your answer in your head. To stroke his ego or to egg him further... well, he has been quite well behaved tonight all things considered. 

“...Good.” You admit in a quiet voice 

Predictably, a laugh leaves him, and he gives you a crooked, smug smile.  

Slowly, he pulls his out the last bit of length he had in you, and his cum begins to ooze out, thick and creamy down your thighs. As hot as it is to see, you also know how quickly it’ll turn cold and dry on your skin. You roll over onto your stomach to get on your knees and get off the bed but are quite surprised to feel the soreness of your thighs. Of course they are, with how harsh he was being and how tightly you had clamped them around his body, it’s only natural that they be. 

You try to hide it, though Rinne is a perceptive man and quickly enough, he’s catching on to your plight and laughing at it as he does most things involving you. 

“Well, alright, you’ve been good to me tonight, so I guess I owe you a little bit of attention, huh?” He may mean his words, but the almost taunting lilt to them makes you scrunch up your nose in annoyance at him. 

You debate arguing with him, saying something, anything to defend your pride but... well, maybe Rinne isn’t all that bad a guy, and maybe you should just sit back and make him care for you while he seems to be offering. 

“You do, get me a towel and some water.” 

“Alright alright,” he smacks his thighs pointedly and stands up off the edge of the bed “I’m on it princess, no need to nag.” 

He’s annoying and irritating most of the time but in the end, Rinne is reliable and responsible. No matter what, you can at least trust that he’ll always be there to look out for you, even when it doesn’t seem like it. 

i love it when anons have good timing

[scummy-writes]

Perverse Pleasures

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2814

Pairing: Chevalier/Melinda(Oc)

Content Tags: A/B/O Dynamics (light), masturbation, pov switch (first person , chev, to second person for both) , caught in the act, nesting, Chev is in heat, fingering, cum tasting, first times, PIV, cumming inside

Summary: It's unusual for Chevalier to let his bodily needs overcome him in such a way. He relents, using Melinda's clothes as a masturbatory aid due to her scent making his body heat flare. Meanwhile, he neglects to realize his door isn't locked...

(A fanfic for @dododrawsstuff!! Thank you!!)

It was somewhat of a rarity to look down upon myself, and yet tonight I was in such a position once again with a huff of disbelief. Not only had I managed to lose control over my body in such a perverse way, but it further instilled unsavory habits I had no wishes to keep.

My eyes ran over the scattered articles of clothing I had filched like a common thief - no, pervert - and felt another long sigh escape me. Years of the same routine, and yet the arrival of a mere woman managed to skew my world in ways I had never accounted for. While she was interesting by her own right, the growing disarray of my senses caused a build up of frustrations I was annoyed to admit.

I knew better than this, yet that incessant urge inside of me that medicine could no longer subside kept gaining control over my actions. At first, it was the shawl she had left behind at her second social gathering - the first time I had understood what her scent was doing to me. Another was one of her otherworldly jackets, with patterns that had yet to be seen through my own time. After amassing a small collection of shirts and similar, I had even been so daft as to betray my senses completely, and disgracefully filch an intimate item.

In a bed of my own making, I had gathered them all. ‘Nesting’; a foolish urge I had assumed I’d never go through. They were piled upon my sheets, surrounding myself with her damning and intoxicating scent. Just this was enough to stir base impulses - an aching cock that had plagued me through the day, now finally able to be satiated.

I’ve never been patient in these matters. Often, it was an urge I quickly satisfied to get it over with, finding little relief in the action past fulfilling a bodily need that presented itself at inopportune times.

The moment I fisted an article of clothing from the pile I had accrued, however, I found it difficult to ignore the desire to draw this out. It felt as though it were a need - a remnant of the beast inside me, perhaps needing to revel in its claim.

Palming my erection through my clothes sent shivers through my body, my breathing coming out a pace faster the further her scent clouded my senses. Within moments, I found myself nestled in her clothing, taking deep breaths as I toyed with the head of my cock. Compared to previous attempts, there was a shameful abundance of precum leaking from my tip. Beads of the liquid ran down my cock in heavy droplets, slipping between my fingers, slickening my grip. I would normally hate the sensation on my hands, but this drove me to smear it along my sensitive glands, teasing my frenulum by ghosting the pads of my fingers against the skin, producing a shudder through me.

It was… Intoxicating. Far greater than my expectations had imagined due to how dull masturbating had been previously. Pleasured sighs escaped my lips for the first time, a weight slipping from my shoulders as I relaxed into the mattress, cock twitching as I muttered her name. Ridiculous, but it fanned my desires; my hand stroking faster without a thought.

Perhaps that was how I managed to further make a fool of myself. In the midst of drawing the act out, partly due to the lust overtaking me, a small squeak of surprise stole my attention, causing a wash of various emotions to take over me.

Melinda had opened my door with a letter in hand - likely delivering it on the request of my foolish brother - making me aware that in my clouded haste that I had neglected to lock the damned thing, and now she stood shocked, becoming redder by the second.

Her apologies are endless. Each one stumbles over themselves just as often as her own feet did during her first dance. Even in such a state, I can’t help but find it endearing. To avoid making more of a mess, I roughly yank the sheet overtop of my lower half, frowning that it does little to cover the obvious, but it would do for now.

“Shut the door.”

“Right, of course-” she stepped back through the frame in an attempt to retreat, nearly dropping the letter in her haste.

“Inside.”

Melinda froze once more, but tentatively obeyed. Her eyes rolled over my form once more, lingering out of impulse more than succumbing to lechery. When she tore them away I found there was an urge to call her attention again, to have her focus on me. My body. The want of her showing clearly.

A ridiculous want, but overpowering nonetheless, for the next time I opened my mouth those were the first words to leave it.

“Look at me.”

Perhaps it was borne from frustration as well. Her meek nature wasn’t offputting, but when wanting her to look at me for more than the titles I bore, it brought forth a different form of ire. One satiated as she obeyed, and I could briefly see the lust we shared. She would have left if this wasn’t mutual, no?

However, I knew her too well. Even if she knew she was the cause of this state I found myself in, she would be quick to dismiss it as reality.

“You’re aware of what this is.”

A statement, one to get a clarifying answer on. Thankfully she nods, her voice stolen by surprise rather than a lack of reason. I shift, begrudgingly repositioning the sheet - my excitement had gathered upon it, making the sensation uncomfortable.

Melinda… Stares, before meeting my gaze. She isn’t quick to berate me, despite seeing how her clothes are nestled around me. Instead she takes in a shaking breath.

“You’re in heat.”

I continue to wait for her, finding it pointless to respond further.

“Chev, are you sure you want me in here? I-I know when an omeg- when someone is like this, that it’s easy to be taken advantage of, so-”

“I’m right of mind.” Her worry is pointless; as if I would be so out of mind as to invite random persons to taste my skin. Yet… I continue to let her clarify. Over and over, that my want for her is true.

She words it in various ways, so that guilt does not plague her. And at last her voice loses itself as the gears in her mind turn, overtaken by another shock- one I do not understand her possessing.

“You want… me?”

“You have ears, do you not?”

Why would I waste time spouting nonsense rather than the truth? She knows better, yet her own issues seem to take control as she grapples with them.

“But I’ve never done this before.”

“That is of no importance to me. I place more importance on your willingness.”

She looks at me, biting upon her bottom lip, and there is an urge that threatens to overtake me then and there. To have that same lip between my teeth, to distract her from whatever is holding her back from admitting her desires. I was no fool - even if I had never experienced ‘love’, it was easy to tell she harbored such affections for me.

Despite the neediness humming beneath my skin, I only extended my hand, reaching out to await hers. Once her hand carefully placed itself in my grasp, I felt a smirk tug the corners of my mouth for the first time tonight as I pulled her closer.

Never in her nights spent here had she expected to find herself in such a situation. Seeing Chevalier laid out in front of her, sprawled out in his bed and surrounded by clothes of hers that had gone missing… Initially, she had believed they were cruelly taken away by his fan club in jealousy. Instead, they were coveted by the icy prince who had managed to consistently warm her heart.

A fantasy of hers in private, yet when faced with it in reality, it took everything she had within her to accept his proposition. To take ahold of his hand, and allow herself to be lured in by her beast.

His movement was as firm as his grasp, and it caused her to stumble ungracefully onto the mattress, using her spare hand to steady herself on her knees. The motion causes creaking of the bed frame, but her eyes were impulsively drawn to the thin sheet haphazardly pulled over his crotch. There, she can see the blatant evidence that this isn’t a falsehood - Chevalier wanted her. So much so that he was tugging the cloth away, giving her full witness to his desires. If she still couldn’t believe his words, this left little to doubt.

Truly… She knew he wouldn’t lie over such a thing, but insecurities ran deeply with irrationality. A beast that had known her longer than Chevalier.

It’s difficult, but Mel settles her eyes on his; she’s greeted with a heat there she’s never bore witness to, and it causes her inner muscles to clench, her own cheeks burning a shade darker. That fire quells such anxious thoughts as he cups her cheek, drawing their lips together impatiently.

He isn’t as gentle as the knights in the books they shared. His movements are unaccustomed to such a thing - clumsy at moments, but ever so persistent in need. It’s enough for her to overlook due to being so enamored by the pleasured sigh of relief that leaves him. An unspoken finally.

Though he is the one naked, inexperienced just as she, he loses none of his confidence. Between kisses that grow more fervent, he guides her to lay against the mattress as her clothes are deftly discarded to lay with the rest, spreading her legs. His lips are nearly enough to steal her reason, but not just yet. She can feel his palms run up her inner thighs, hear his soft sighs when their lips part momentarily - her head spins with the new sensations, barely able to keep track of her anxieties following his heated touches. Impulsively, her hands try to interrupt his path. Just as smoothly, he grips her wrists, gathering both in one hand and pinning them above her head.

“I will remind you once more that I want to explore your body within my ability. That this ache within me is the product of my desire for you - no one else.” The words are growled in her ear, lust driving Chevalier to let his needs show past bodily reactions. As if to break the tension, or to aid in ridding some of his sexual frustration, he nips at the shell of her ear, “do not mistake my passion for instinct.”

Despite the warning in his words, he still waits. Meeting her gaze as she processes what was said. Even though her mind is attempting to balance her worries along with the flurry of her heart soaring, Melinda lets out the breath she held, spreading her legs wider to grant him unrestricted access to her core.

His eyes widen, just briefly, at the movement before he lets her wrists go, rewarding her with the taste of his lips once more. Tangling their tongues together as his fingers stroke along her vulva, the shudder it brings echoing between them. 

It may be her bais showing through her feelings for the man, but each touch feels electrifying. His thumb traces her clit teasingly; she can feel a smirk upon his lips when he manages to pull a needy whine from her, electing to kiss along her jawline as he graces her with more pressure against the bundle of nerves, drinking in the whimpers and gasps.

The sounds are no better. As he pushes a digit into her, then two, and begins to pump them inside, his labored breathing in her ear seems to just add to the swirls of pleasure riding through her. A soft groan leaving him at the sound of her own, the way his breath hitches as his hips jut against her thigh, rubbing himself against her like a dog in heat.

All of that combined with the fact that her first time is with Chevalier, the man who captured her heart faster than anyone else, the peak of it all hits far faster than she expected. Displaying itself through a desperate cry of his name, her grip on his shoulders tight and unforgiving as she grinds against his palm through her orgasm, shaking when he continues to thrust his fingers well past the initial high.

As she recovers, panting as her body slowly relaxes back against the sheets, Chevalier pulls his fingers out and regards her excitement splayed between them. For a moment, he seems entranced by the arousal decorating his hand. Lips parted slightly as he observes, then tentatively takes a lap at the fluid.

At the taste, he closes his eyes with a sigh, savoring the flavor and smell, before his gaze is drawn back to her watery one.

“I can no longer hold myself back.”

“That’s fi- oh!”

In no time, Chevalier has barely given her time to recover before he slips between her legs, positioning her securely before he guides his cock to press against her swollen lower lips. He slides the tip along her vulva, mixing their arousal together for ample lubrication, before he eases the head inside of her. 

It’s difficult for her to breathe through it. Not due to an abundance of pain, but rather over being fulfilled so intimately. He isn’t careless or crass - even with his brows furrowed in impatience in wanting to overindulge, he grips her hips tightly as he inches inside of her, biting back a groan when he sinks in to the hilt.

His nails dig into her skin as he slowly exhales, face pressed against her neck, soaking in how her inner muscles clench around his length, enticing him to lose his reason completely. The promise of the pleasure he seeks is enough to keep his composure, nibbling her heated skin as strained words leave him, “ready?”

Melinda nods, breath held in preparation of the first thrust, then second- and soon she’s able to breathe with ease as he sets a steady and firm pace. He drives into her with withheld determination finally showing, each push inside of her increasing in intensity until he’s no longer able to hide his exertion, panting as he mutters to her. Growls of how it's her alone that has reduced him to such a state- that his mind is unable to think of anything past her. Her taste, her musk, the pleas of his name that he wishes to pry from her bashful lips. It’s nearly incomprehensible to imagine Chevalier impacted in such a way, but Melinda bears witness to it as he drives into her, again and again, until her second climax washes over her with a cry for him.

Even when losing control of himself in ways he is unused to, Chevalier still manages to hold onto his beauty. His gasps melt into her skin as he thrusts within her as deep as he can and stills, a strangled cry trying to escape him that he holds back, resulting in a mangled moan caught in his throat as he spills deep within her. 

They both linger like this; catching their breath, enjoying the comfort of their warmth despite the sweat and quivers between them. Of course, it’s Chev who breaks apart first- but hesitantly, looking as if he wishes to simply lay entwined with her throughout the night. But he knows the discomfort that would bring, and she watches as he shifts to his knees, carefully pulling out.

In the midst of her mind trying to come down from such a high, she feels a damp cloth pressed against her sex, her cheeks blushing for different reasons as he tends to her as a lover would - with care and grace she is unused to.

Yet, there is a question that still burns within her.

“So…”

She’s unsure of how to ask, especially with her heart still recovering from it all. All she can think of is how weak her legs feel, the feeling of his cum beginning to dribble out of her. But she needs to know, especially from the one who has helped her so much in this world.

Chevalier regards her with a blank look, then an amused huff.

“I don’t plan to toss you aside.”

“So then…?”

With a gentleness she’s still unused to, he takes her chin in his grasp, giving her that selfsure smile before pressing his lips against hers. Remnants of the heat from before still linger, but he breaks it off before they can be tempted once more. 

“I’ve made you mine, have I not?”

Dodo asked for omega chev, and I tried to deliver a little! abo is out of my zone since I don't fully understand the universe, so this was limited due to that.

I like to imagine that Clavis intentionally had Mel deliver the letter to meddle in their love life some more, but likely didn't realize Chev had been and would be doing That.

This is the first time in...I feel like at least ten years since I wrote first person? I have to say, I'm actually a bit proud of how it sounds in this. I rarely write chev but I enjoyed doing it like this a lot.

Thank you for trusting me to write your babygirl, Dodo!!! I wuv mel.

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[chikutoon]

Has it ever bothered you how often they blush??usually I can understand the situation but for this? Sometimes it's confusing why they're blushing THAT hard

Also do you think the magic shotgun (forgot the name lol) also helps them heal faster or the creator have no idea how real healing works? Like they make them heal so fast for dramatic effect or don't wanna draw them being miserable to the pain

Haha looks like he staying as a Cat dad

[Off topic: when Cuphead kisses Mugman its cute and all but looks more motherly than brotherly behavior, or worse incesterous.Usually you lose the urge to kiss your siblings once they're not a baby anymore no matter the situation]

Surprisingly the amount of blush and stuff has never bothered me very much, but I can totally see where it can be confusing (even more so when it's in weird situations).

As for the whole "healing" thing, I'm gonna be totally real, it was 100% just for Dramatic Effect, I don't think there was ever note of any of their powers being able to heal them and even if there was, I think it'd most likely add just as many issues to the story as it fixes, so I don't think any answer really works for why they just heal randomly.

And, maybe this is me giving way too much benefit of the doubt, but, I don't think there was anything weird or "incesterous" about that part in the story, it was played up a bit too much (imo), but, there is nothing weird with giving your siblings head-kisses and such.

Even more so in the case that it is totally unclear of what their childhood was like, the best we have is that it may not have been very good. Cuphead avoiding their dad, the whole gambling their souls thing, and how both of them act as a whole has, at least for me, always given the idea they may not have grown up in a very caring househood, maybe not abusive but they 100% were not shown what is "good" vs "bad" very often. Which sounds like it'd make it very likely that Cuphead would have had to take on that "motherly"/caregiver sort of role, due to both being older and being "the smarter" of the two.

I will be fair on the fact I do have some bias here though, I raised my siblings so giving them kisses on the head or hugs and telling them I love them is something very normal for me and things I still do, no matter the fact some of them are not kids anymore. So maybe I just wanna see this in a sweet "caregiver" or "brotherly" way due to that.

Feel free to tell me I'm hella coping, as I most likely am. Pfft!

[tunnelsnacks]

A longish list of Fo4 mods that hopefully won't break your game if you're playing on Next Gen (This list is very much catered to my specific play style and my love of the Minutemen and the Railroad, BOS look elsewhere)

I'll add more or edit this list when I find other mods that I like which play nice or if one's on here are incompatible

The Technical Ones:

Extended Dialogue Interface You'll need F4SE For this one though I'm pretty sure you need it for quite a few. The extended dialogue interface does what it says on the tin and removes the short four options you have for responses and gives you exactly what your sole survivor is going to be saying so you don't end up being incredibly racist towards Nick when the option says 'sarcastic'.

HUDFramework is a UI framework that makes it possible for mods to add new UI elements to the HUD (I say don't worry about this one until it's in a requirement for mods you're getting)

Cheat Terminal Yes, yes I know how some people feel about this kind of mod. I've been playing fallout 4 for like 10 years, I don't have fun scouring every corner of Boston's armpit looking for clipboards. This is a holotape cheat menu that lets you add anything in the game to your inventory, SPECIAL points and other bits. It also lets you teleport companions to your location if they get stuck in an elevator, fix some faction quest if they get broken. This one is great for me because in my little make believe world I have my soul survivor is either a Courser or the Kellogg guinea pig and there's options to make you a little more deadly

Workshop Framework For Players: New controls and faster, more stable workshop scripts. For Modders: Add new resource types, override settings, and generally change the way settlements work dynamically. You'll need this bad boy for a few of the mods on this list They'll be in the requirements for them on nexus

Fallout Priority Next-Gen - CPU Performance FPS Optimizer Does what it says on the tin and stops me from ripping my hair out. Improves performance by elevating the CPU Priority of the game process and minimizes input lags and prevents stutters caused by other processes.

Workshop Menu Missing Tabs Fix Sometimes your workshop tabs will just disappear which is really really annoying. This fixes that with a holotape

The Immersion/Gameplay Ones:

Realistic Death Physics - No Animations decreases the amount of force of both melee and ranged attacks (especially crits) to more realistic levels

Lowered Weapons I hate how your character is always pointing their gun foward 100% of the time in first person, this has your character relax their hold on their gun when not firing it

Improved Maps and Visible Roads A much better high contrast world map with roads, topography, and waterline all clearly visible. Optional number grid and regions

Reverb and Ambiance Overhaul Increases the diversity and dynamics of in-game sound, Great on the ears if you're playing with headphones. My one problem with it though is that it's a little too loud for me and the settings keep resetting every time I boot up the game, but that can be fixed by going into your sound settings, and it takes less than 5 seconds

Enhanced Blood Textures Mixed blood look a little more like well... blood

Vivid Fallout all-in-one In many cases they sharpened the games original textures somewhat, made new normal maps and enhanced shadowing.It looks really good and the textures are less V-Ram heavy than the original ones

Skip Kellogg's Memories I hate that Bethesda felt the need to try to make me sympathetic towards that man, and so I skip his memories all together. Wouldn't recommend for a first play through

Raiders Nonaggressive Raiders are now name "Wastelander" and they are no longer immediately hostile. If the player gets to close the Wastlander will warn you, if you continue to get close the Wastelander will draw a weapon, if you continue to move forward from there they will then attack

Gunners Overhaul makes the Gunners friendly to the player at the start of the game. It also makes all containers and useful items in Gunner areas belong to the Gunner faction, which means you have to steal it from them.  It basically makes them the mercenary/militia faction they're implied to be

Extremely Long Lasting Stealth Boy There is different scales for the length but I do the one that extends it to 1 minute

Pip-Boy Flashlight This one is one of my personal favorites, it overhauls the flashlight on your pip-boy as well as on power armour making it look more like an actual flashlight and like the light is coming from your pip-boy. You can customise what kind of light it is too and some of the options are really cool

Settler and Companion Dialogue Overhaul reduces or eliminates repetitive companion dialogue and adds new situation-appropriate dialogue for companions. They'll have more to say and seem more aware of their surroundings. Settlers are aware of your quest progression, and while they still occasionally complain about "my back hurts, my feet hurt…", they display increased awareness of the dangers lurking in the Commonwealth, expressing gratitude for the protection you've provided them

Better Third Rail this one makes the 3rd rail a little more lively in a lore friendly way

Combat zone restored-restored brings back the cut content that made the combat zone more than just another dungeon

Friendly East City Downs restores the content where this isn't just another dungeon

Fiddler's deliver animation retexture ooooh my god I'm obsessed with this one it makes the loading animations for unarguably the best gun in the game beautiful. And if you're wearing your wedding rings still you can see it in the animation and it makes my heart hurt each time

Natural expression fix helps make the expressions the player and emphasis have a little more...normal

Project reality footsteps changes almost all footstep sounds into more realistic ones. Including subtle gear and backpack rattle

Commonwealth encounter adds almost 300 new encounters to the game

The Faction/Companion Ones:

Afiinity Gains This changes the rate of how you gain affinity with companions. I choose the one that halves it because of the way I play, I get deacon's conversations a lot sooner than I feel is in character for him

Companions Infinite Ammo Gives the vanilla companions infinite ammo for all weapons, just like settlers. As long as they have 1 round in inventory they can fire indefinitely

Companions Stealth Distance Companions can sneak is the one I got before this but it's no longer compatible. It prevents your companion from charging up your booty at full speed whenever you enter stealth. Also slightly increases their follow distance. Now also prevents Dogmeat from entering player crosshairs every damn time you stop

Immersive Dogmeat Makes him a little more sneaky and a little more deadly. He'll wait for you to attack before doing anything for the most part. It also removes his level cap

Everyone's Best Friend Speaking of dog meat, this mod let's you take him with you and a companion at your choice like how it was originally intended before the game was launched

Preston Garvey No Radiant Settlement Quests Until you take the Castle, Preston will give you the quests as normal. After you have control of the castle and the radio powered up again, he'll stop giving you new quests every time you speak with him. Now to receive further quests you simply tune into the Minutemen radio station and will receive the alerts from there.

Deacon outfit change change stop deacon from changing clothes every three seconds. This one's for my own little game play reasons where he gets to a point where he feels like he no longer needs to change his clothes every 5 seconds when he's with Wanderer

Improved Railroad Overhauls the Railroad faction (in a lore friendly way) to more closely resemble the Underground Railroad and put them on the same level relative to the other major factions

Cleaner Railroad HQ Environment This is when I instal a little bit after joining the railroad, it gets rid of all of the trash and random bricks scattered throughout HQ

Railroad redone is an overhaul of HQ Even though the Railroad is a struggling faction in the commonwealth at the start of the game, I still feel that their base of operations in vanilla fallout 4 is extremely underwhelming. This mod fixes that by changing the physical environment. There's now personalized spaces for iconic characters like Desdemona, tinker-tom, deacon and others. The Player character also has their own quarters with a private terminal, bed, and power-armor station. It cleans up all trash -and some bricks and re-navmeshed the cell. And there's a pathway across the waters in the escape tunnel

More railroad exits adds a small little dungeon and two more exits into the inner city through the escape tunnel

Diverse railroad adds new faces to the unnamed NPC associated with the railroad

Railroad redemption This adds more bits to for the railroad associated with settlements, and allure friendly way it makes the railroad feel bigger and outside the scope of just the player

Railroad perks All of the quest reward perks for Railroad quests were cut before the game was released. This mod enables them at the appropriate times in doing Railroad Quests through a scavenger hunt style "quest"

You and what army Have you ever felt like the minutemen were a bit lacking? Perhaps the settlement system feels tedious, extra, or simply lacks real progression for you. Maybe even wondered why the minutemen seem less relevant the more you play? This mod aims to fix that, using your settlements as a base to expand the Minutemen and improve their ability to help the commonwealth. No longer will everything be entirely on the shoulders of one general. I love this one because in my head Preston and I are co-generals

We are the Minutemen The Minutemen are supposed to be the best alternative for rebuilding the Commonwealth because : More settlements = More resources = Better materials = Better fire power and a larger presence in all the Commonwealth. But currently this is not the case, this mod attempts to fix that

We are the men an alias framework gives the Minutemen ranks and lets you find out their names using the Alias Framework.

The Pretty Ones:

Forest Transforms the Commonwealth into a dense and overgrown forest landscape without disabling precombines. It's my favorite nature overhaul. Tree Trim is a 2024 patch for it that improves tree placement and compatibility (but you can open console commands and type 'disable' after selecting one if there's a tree in a place where a tree shouldn't be)

Animated Traffic Lights This makes the traffic lights thought the Commonwealth work again which I think is fun and goes nicely visually wise with the next one on my list

Lighting Series - All In One lights up red rockets, Starlight and other diners neon, bus stops adds, and illuminates billboards in the Commonwealth

Lightweight Lighting The lighting overhaul lighting mod I use, there are others out there higher on the endorsement list, but this is the best I've found for not tanking my fps while still looking fantastic

Interiors Enhanced - Darker Ambient Light and Fog Ambient light power and fog brightness inside all interiors reduced by 60%, without touching any directional light sources whatsoever, keeping lighting 100% true to vanilla except for those dark corners and unlit areas. Subways are actually dark and scary! Not just a filter, actual light data has been altered. 10/10 my fav lighting mod

Enhanced Lights and FX creates more atmospheric and realistic lighting. It overhauls the lights, effects, ambient light and creates a new mood for interiors. If you get a weird teal light at some locations it might be because of this mod

Darker Nights The lighting ones above look really cool with this. I have the lower setting that doesn't make the nights longer but adds just a little more night

The Flora and Fauna Ones:

Glowing Animals Emit Light Makes glowing animal variants emit light, scaled to their size

Fireflies This adds fireflies at night. It gets a little heavy at the start for my taste but there's a holotape that can tweak the settings

Wildlife overhaul less aggressive creatures and companions This mod makes prey cautious but still scared - also stops companions from hunting them down without cause. Additionally randomizes the animals height slightly, and adjusts some stats. Adds aggression radius to most creatures and robots

Squirrels of the Commonwealth there's squirrels now :)

Mutant Menagerie is a real fun one with all new creatures gathered from a wealth of public access sources. These new, lore-friendly creatures come with unique drops and hand-placed spawns. This mod also adds in dozens of dynamic spawns for new, vanilla, and DLC creatures alike! I'm not going to tell you what it's using as a shell but there's a giant hermit crap and the first time I saw one I was genuinely afraid

More Radstags adds more radstags

Commonwealth Chickens and Rabbits adds, you guessed it! Chickens and rabbits

Commonwealth wilderness overhaul adds a ton of hand placed scenes, objects and creatures across the entire commonwealth wilderness

DECAY makes feral ghouls terrifying

The Player and NPC Ones:

Rusty face fix so there's this bug right? Bug changes the colour of your characters and NPC faces and it's really annoying. This mod fixes that

Classic Ghouls Redux Every Ghoul in the vanilla game gets a Fallout 3/NV ghoul look. It gives them that gruesome falling apart look like the older games

FCO - HD Eyes My fav eye mod that just enhances the vanilla eyes. There's the eyes of beauty but I feel like that mod is too over the top and the eyes, while beautiful, don't fit the game

Ponytail Hairstyles This is the hair mod I think fits best with the vanilla textures, also 13 is my favorite

Lore-Friendly Maxson I don't even see his stupid face in my games, I just need to know that he actually looks like a 23 year old before I blow up his stupid blimp. But seriously, there's something more heavy about knowing that you're destroying a ship whose captain is someone who is so so young

Magnolia is not a cartoon makes Magnolia look a little bit more like the fantastic Linda Carter who is her voice actor. Hi Linda!

Shawn goes to bed this one's a spoiler so don't click on it unless you know what happens at the end of the main quest but now your son goes to bed at night

Eli's Armor Compendium Adds a bunch of new lore friendly armors and outfits to the game

Wasteland fashion also adds a bunch of more friendly outfits and armors

Black Metal pip-boy Makes the pip-boys in game black

Player comments and head tracking makes your character speak other then just in dialog scenes. Includes combat taunts, player hello's, responses to NPC's and much, much more including player head tracking

The Settlement Ones:

Transfer Settlement Blueprints This mod is currently not working if you're playing with the next gen. The author's most recent update on the 5th of June says that their hard work's paying off, and they're getting to a point where they're testing the mechanics of it. Basically this mod lets you download other people's settlements that they've made and posted on Nexus to have them be in your game and vice versa. Since this mod is currently out of commission, I won't include any transfer settlement mods in this list but Fiddleflaps has the best one's in my opinion

IDEK's Logistics Station 2 Adds a system to automatically manage supply lines, improve the efficiency of inter-settlement resource sharing, and adds a handful of minor convenience features.

Place Everywhere My beloved, makes building where you want them a lot easier

Scrap Everything And in game version of a console command disable that lets you delete things while you're in build mode. Be very careful with this 'cause if you delete a part of Sanctuary's road I'm not responsible for the 30 minutes you had to reload to

Icebreaker Settlements 400+ new carefully selected lines of settler dialogue to reduce the repetitive sound of the 168 original. All lines in the original actors' voices. Intended to blend in very naturally with the default lines. Settler dialogue lines that insulted the player character were also tweaked

Graygarden Planters Unlocks the ability to craft the planters at Graygarden after you clear the water purifying plant and talk to Supervisor White. Each planter yields the same amount of plants that are visible in the planter

Proper trading stores and animation Changes how trading stand look and settler animations to be the same as the crafting workbenches So now, an armor-smith who sells your armor would be seen like he actually made the armor

Settlers Go Shopping Your stores in your settlement are no longer empty and silent. Settlers occasionally go shopping and start different randomized conversations with the vendors. Or maybe just the vendors asks them about buying something. Invisible Shopping Marker version is available too

Dino's Decorations Gives you the option to craft static clutter, makes settlements feel more lived in

Sanctuary Hills Overhaul is my favorite Sanctuary mod and the one I used for like 7 years straight . It makes it so there were a few plane crashes near sanctuary and previous settlers used the bits of those planes to build walls and homes

Rickety restored Sanctuary bridge fixes the bridge in Sanctuary but in a lore friendly way

Anom's Sanctuary Hills Overhaul makes the houses there somewhere to the ones and the rest of the commonwealth instead of 'houses of the future' It also adds a community centre and a hotel in a lore friendly way

Starlight bus barricade is an overhaul of Starlight Drive, it's very fun but very big

CVC Dead Wasteland Workshop adds 1000s of unique, lore friendly items to build in your settlements and I love it, The candles and other lighting they have or an excellent touch for low/no power settlements

Settlement supplies expanded is another workshop expansion , this one adds about 400 things

[nkn0va]

I know this idea was kinda done to death with the persona asks. But would you be willing to write some headcanons for Kaguya, Wagner, and Yuzuriha with an s/o who's an american gunslinger? Their s/o also has a reputation for being so fast on the draw, Noone ever sees them draw the gun, they only hear the shot.

Ok now this is actually pretty fun to think about in the context of uni, much more than Persona imo. I just find EXS powers more fun. And a buddy of mine also has a gunslinger uni OC and he's done some pretty interesting stuff with that which helps.

-Fellow gunslingers unite.

-Dating Kaguya, she is 100% going to make everything a contest whenever she can. Oh there's a Void 100 yards off? First person to shoot it from here gets treated to dinner by the loser.

-Oh, there's a rogue In-Birth causing trouble that you were both aiming to deal with? First person to apprehend them gets a favor from the loser.

-No matter how good you are, she seems to almost always be able to keep up with your skill. Half out of her natural talent and half out of you motivating her to become stronger. Though she won't let you know that, obviously.

-It isn't long before the mere mention of your names together starts striking fear in the Licht Kreis' enemies, scaring them all half to death about just randomly being shot from seemingly nowhere should they start causing too much trouble for their own good. You two have mixed reactions about it.

-While you're likely just trying to do your job and don't care, Kaguya almost seems to have slight sadist tendencies in the fact that you two can scare the shit out of people with your presence alone, even if you have no intention of hurting them. You need to remind her to tone it down.

-A very polar opposites attract case. A noble knight and an underhanded gunslinger who will kill the moment they have any reason to.

-One would normally think you two would hate each other, you're probably the only ones who can tolerate each other enough to be in a long term relationship. Mutual stubbornness is going to color the relationship a lot, yes, however only you two can understand each other in that way.

-Such stubbornness leads to a kind of loyalty most people would kill to have in their own relationship, you two are an unexpected power couple.

-You two cover each others' backs very well on the battlefield, she protects you from any would be harmers that get too close and your cover fire protects her blind spots, she has full faith in your shot no matter how many snide comments she may give you.

-You two enable each other quite a bit, perhaps a tad too much. Anyone who doesn't already know you two are too intimidated to walk up to you two when together.

-A very practical yet fun relationship overall despite what someone lookin from the outside may seem. Neither of you give a shit what others think of you though, you're all that matters to each other.

-Pretty much opposite backgrounds but for different reasons. An honorable traditional swordswoman using a traditional katana and a western/western inspired gunslinger. Your first meeting with each other is quite odd to say the least.

-Not to say it was awkward though. That kind of contrast is the kind of stuff Yuzuriha lives for. It breaks up the otherwise monotonous life she typically leads with something new and exciting.

-100 percent, jokes will be made about this, especially if you're the more serious type. She'll make over-dramatic non serious speeches at every possible opportunity in an attempt to get a laugh or smile out of you. You doing so will only encourage her.

-She will one hundred percent challenge you you to contests of speed. Specifically whether you can draw your gun and shoot a target faster than she can draw her blade and slice. You two have yet to definitely decide whose faster because the difference is SO minute but that only makes her more determined to find out.

-Yuzu demands you visit frequently while she's guarding the shrine. Says she needs a break for some eye candy every now and then. Which to be fair is probably accurate, considering she has a shorter than average attention span, not good for the kind of job she has.

[unironicallycringe]

do koltin and kilton fit in your extended demonology lorebuilding? interested what youd classify em as

THEY SURE DO, ANON, THANKS FOR ASKING!

Right so like, BotW/TotK is so incredibly far from the events of my AU, but I have definitely overthought about how the Demon Tribe stuff would fit Kilton and Koltin in.

Firstly though, some Boko Tribe stuff reminders

1) Their advantage is having very plastic physical adaptability <- to account for their wide variety of body types in the different games, encompass all the various subtypes (Moblin, Bokoblin, Miniblin, etc), and explain why they're the only demon tribe that has persisted in any noticeable numbers through the ages. They're just really pro at adapting to new things.

2) They're easily affected/warped by Magicka <- to account for the game's evil Bokos. In this way, they're a result of Malice being overused to control and resurrect them, rather than evil behavior being their norm. Basically they are on the same level of sentience as humans, but exposure to uncontrolled Malice degrades their minds much faster than it would others. It's essentially the flipside to the above plasticity advantage. They're malleable in ways that are both good and bad.

Man, what does this have to do with Kilton and Koltin, Shea?

✨They have mixed Hylian/Boko heritage ✨

(I always thought the silhouettes here were really similar and wondered if it was intentional, but anyways)

So the headcanon here is that Kilton and Koltin's parents are a non-corrupted blue Boko and a particularly adventurous Hylian. I imagine they're a very sweet couple!!!! Here they are when they were younger.

I never thought of names for them, they just exist somewhere and probably don't hang out much in towns. (We love a power couple, but this sort of thing is likely to freak out the Hylian locals.)

I like to draw the two brothers with tiny little horn nubs as a nod to this. They don't have full horns and never will, but they probably were very excited for their lil skull bumps to grow like 0.05mm over the years.

The family would very much be aware of the whole Malice corruption thing. That's why Kilton is so passionate about "monster education" - he knows the corrupt Bokos were once normal people and often just mind their own business in the wilderness, but also knows that it's dangerous for humans to try and approach. So his ventures with his traveling stall and presentations in Tarrey Town are his way of trying to bridge that gap safely.

Additionally, I imagine Kilton and Koltin can travel pretty easily amongst corrupted Bokos, but not bands of Lizal or Lynel. Kilton would have attempted creating masks because of this issue, then afterwards added the various Boko masks for humans to use. (The Magicka is extremely rudimentary, like, barely a Glamour if you're familiar with my magic systems, which is why they fail frequently). And sidenote for monster extract, I think it would be funny if it's just like, a normal ingredient his mom uses and he just puts purple food coloring in it for the Exotic Flair. Like it's just vanilla extract or something lmao.

That was the rambliest possible answer, but tldr they're half-Bokoblin teehee

[ryuichirou]

I love your Sebek and Idia pic on kofi! In honor of this, do you have any headcanons regarding their strange relationship? They can be dark or normal or both ☺️

Thank you so much, Anon! And thank you for being ko-fi supporter, it truly means a lot! <3

I definitely should draw this ship more often; it’s so amusing and fun. But I also should give them more of my attention in general because unfortunately, I don’t have any proper new dark hcs about them to share – I wrote a post with yandere!Sebek hcs back in March, so I’ll leave a link in case you haven’t read it.

I do have more general thoughts about them though, and so I hope you enjoy reading these hcs.

Idia’s usual dynamic with all the other boys that we ship him with is “he is trying to hide but they won’t let him”, but with Sebek it’s more of a “you again!” Somehow they always end up stumbling upon each other, even though they don’t necessarily seek each other’s company. Well, aside from situations like in Portfest, when Sebek brought a cotton candy machine for Idia to fix.

After bickering with Sebek for quite some time, I feel like Idia would start developing a weird soft spot for him. Of course it doesn’t mean that Sebek would stop being annoying to him, in fact, a lot of times Idia would be so annoyed that he would be surprised by just how angry he makes him feel. But other than that, he would feel like Sebek is just like a dog that barks a lot, and bites sometimes, but also kind of… cute in a weird way. Especially when he smiles like an excited puppy (especially if you ignore the fact that he is excited because he’s talking about Malleus). He also thinks that Sebek is good-looking in general, but that’s nothing new: in Idia’s head, Sebek is a handsome face + horrible when opens his mouth and starts yapping combo.

Sebek’s feelings for Idia are complicated too because if he wasn’t such a tsundere, he would consider Idia good-looking too, especially if one would dress Idia properly and make him straighten his back and all. But he doesn’t allow himself to think that way about him; he does, however, allow himself to acknowledge Idia’s strong points. One time he even complimented his technomagical abilities (stated it as a fact in a very stern non-compliment-like way), and Idia rolled his eyes, but felt his heart starting to beat a bit faster.

One time Sebek picked Idia up and commented about him being too easy to lift, as if he is but a feeble tree branch with one lonely leaf barely holding onto it. And he said it with such an annoyance, as if this fact somehow offended him. Idia got defensive and said that it’s just Sebek who is freakishly strong, and that Idia himself weighs a normal amount. That conversation went nowhere because Sebek sat Idia’s bony ass on his shoulder like he is a preschooler and left with him… somewhere. Somehow it ended up being embarrassing for them both.

One time one of their arguments brought them into the “cartoons are for kids” territory, and Idia made Sebek watch some anime movie. He fully expected Sebek not to get it because he is a normie who doesn’t even watch regular movies, but somehow Sebek followed the narrative surprisingly well… well, at least his critique after watching it was actually related to the story, and only after that he started complaining about characters looking weird and bug-eyed. This experience kind of made Idia want to show Sebek more movies to see if he’d get into them, but he quickly stopped himself, convincing his own brain that sitting down to watch anime with Sebek is a waste of time.

[helsgcddess]

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜ with Rosalie?

— HEARTLESS *

pairing: rosalie hale/original character

word count: 794

a/n — a tiny bit of made up backstory as I wrote is: new student at forks, emmett is obviously now rose's brother, uh, rose is bi, so is "I" (we ain't got a name yet, also human), it's the last day before spring break!! had so much fun with this prompt bc who doesn't love exploring rose's softer side??

Forks high school was a strange place after spring finals. the anticipation, the excitement that in just a few hours, we'd be free. for a week, but still. Some sort of freedom counted.

Rain padded at the windows, not a downpour, not a drizzle. Just...rain. I vaguely heard my name being called. I blinked back into the conversation.

"What do you think about going to Canada?" the beautiful blonde asked me, slight annoyance in her golden eyes.

"Canada?" I parroted back, "uh, not ever a place I thought about visiting."

"Fine," she didn't huff—vampires didn't do that. "If you could go anywhere for spring break, where is it?"

I dragged my pencil across my notebook, drawing idle spirals while actually considering the question. The easy answer would've been somewhere tropical, somewhere that didn't feel like living inside a wet paper bag 24/7. But there was something in the way Rosalie watched me, like every answer was a test I didn't know I was taking.

"Prague," I said finally, the word falling into the space between us like a dare. "In winter."

That caught her attention. The mask of casual disdain she wore like designer armor cracked just slightly, one perfect eyebrow arching up. "Prague?"

"Yeah." I wet my lips, hyperaware of how her eyes tracked the movement. "All those ancient buildings drowning in snow, that astronomical clock that's older than—" I cut myself off, but we both knew what I'd almost said. Older than you. "Plus, fewer tourists in winter. You could actually breathe there, you know?"

"You'd freeze," she said flatly.

"That's what coats are for," I shot back, then added without engaging my brain-to-mouth filter, "Though I guess you wouldn't need one."

The temperature between us plummeted faster than my GPA freshman year. Rosalie went still—not human-still, but that otherworldly marble stillness that sometimes made my heart forget how to beat properly. We didn't talk about what she was. Ever. That was the unspoken rule of whatever this was—these study sessions that danced on the knife's edge between almost-friendly and something else entirely.

"Sorry," I muttered, suddenly fascinated by my notebook spirals. "I shouldn't have—"

"Meet me after school," she cut me off, voice winter-sharp. "Don't make me wait."

The rest of the day crawled by like a snail with a vendetta against time itself. When the final bell rang, I found her waiting by her car—that gorgeous red convertible that probably cost more than my entire existence.

She drove in silence, but I noticed we weren't heading toward town. Instead, we wound up into the mountains, leaving Forks behind like a bad memory. Soon we were above the clouds, and weak sunlight filtered through the trees. She pulled off onto a dirt road I would have missed even if someone had put up a neon sign.

We stopped at what looked like the edge of the world. The convertible's engine ticked as it cooled, the only sound besides my treacherous heartbeat.

"You think you know me," Rosalie said finally, her voice barely a whisper. "You sit there in class, making your little comments about the cold, about time, like you understand any of it."

"Rose—"

"No." She turned to me then, and her eyes were ancient. "You look at me and see what everyone sees. The ice queen. The heartless one. The one too proud to even pretend to be normal."

"That's not—"

"But you don't see me turning you away." The words seemed to surprise her as much as they did me. "You don't see me telling you to stay away, even though I should. Even though it would be safer." Her fingers curled around the steering wheel. "Easier."

My heart was doing something complicated in my chest. "Why don't you?"

She laughed, soft and bitter as winter wind. "Because you look at Prague in winter and see beauty. Not death. Not cold." Her hand found mine, ice-cold but somehow burning. "Because you see me."

"Ah," I couldn't help the smile that tugged at my lips, "so you aren't heartless after all."

"Careful," she warned, but there was something like a real smile playing at the corners of her mouth. "That sounds dangerously close to an accusation."

"What are you going to do about it?"

"Prague," she said, starting the car again but keeping her hand on mine. "Winter break. I have some loose ends to tie up in Alaska first, but after..." That dangerous smile was back, the one that made me forget how to breathe. "If you're still interested."

"Yeah," I managed, trying to sound casual while my pulse did its best hummingbird impression. "I'm free."

Her smile widened just slightly, and I realized I was completely, utterly doomed. And somehow, I couldn't bring myself to mind.

[mossycobbld]

Hello! I saw that you had an oc named Kaori, and I was wondering if I could hear some things about her? She looks pretty cool and I was curious ( I hope it’s okay to ask!)

hiii yes !!! i havent come up with Too much of kaoris lore, so right now its in a pretty rough place butttttt long post ahead youve been warned!!!

also pics of her for reference (i love drawing her like a soggy wet cat)

(ignore how it says half viltrumite in the last ss) heads up for inaccurate viltrumite stuff, i only know how they work from the show’s perspective

(warning AGAIN for Veryyyy long text below cut)

kaori (she/they), known as caaory on viltrum, was somewhat of a troublemaker, leading her to be chided a lot. this caused her to be very soft spoken and shy. but when her powers developed, she greatly exceeded her peers when it came to skill and strength. (though, her hearing developed too strongly that it became more of an disadvantage than a power.)

when tasked to fight to the death with her friend, she refuses strongly. this was seen as a sign of weakness and was scheduled for execution. caaory, terrified, flew away from viltrum as fast as she could.

two viltrumites go after her and find her still flying away. they use force rather than negotiation, and caaory still shaken up, kills them out of fear. mortified with her actions, she flies even faster. at the threshold of passing out, she sees the nearest planet and crash lands onto earth.

a family that was driving past sees her passed out in a crater that she left in a field. it was a young couple, their kid, ichiro, and the mom's side of grandparents. they took caaory in, and when asked for her name, she answered as "caaory", but because the name was mistaken for a similar one, the spelling changed to kaori.

it was well known to that family that she had powers, as they had to reprimand her to repress them when she used it casually as if she still lived on viltrum.

for the first two years, she never talked apart from when she told them her name. ichiro seemed to be the only one to communicate with her in a way. because of him, she was able to come out of her shell more easily and begin to talk more.

also!! repressed sibling bitterness but im not sure how to word it

BIG time skip here since i have a little more developed for her when season 1 of invincible takes place.. also kaori trying to live somewhere close to normal as she can, never really becomes a superhero. but wanting to use her powers for good, uses them very sparingly if the situation required it.

anyways around mid season 1, kaori knowing that mark is the new superhero, invincible, offers to train him. she teaches him for a while, but because at the time is time management is Ass, their training eventually stopped.

in season 2, kaori is running late to a class in college, but amber helps her catch up on the stuff she missed. they get along well, and they find out that they both know about mark. after mark and amber break up, kaori, begins to spend more time with amber to help her get through the trauma from when an*ssa threatened to kill her. they eventually start dating but im not SUPER sure how it all happens yet.

after the events of season 2, kaori tries to begin to train mark again. he agrees, wanting to be stronger. mark, frustrated with himself accidentally hurts kaori during training. apologizing profusely, she dismissed it and kept training him.

so thats all that i have for her so far!!! sorry if i made it too detailed, its hard for me to word things in simple ways for Some strange reason but i cant wait to build even more on her character!! i hope you guys like her :D

[scribz-ag24]

I have a question, have you ever thought about Dusknoir lashing out to partner specifically if met with extreme hostility after they explain what happened in SE5 to hero and partner?

In my mind the reason Dusknoir resonated so much with Groovyle speech was not only because of guilt (he feels a lot of that wuefhihwe) but also because they basically were in the same situation, and knew in his heart that in the way they approached the future, Groovyle was doing the right thing.

On the other hand, for someone like partner who in Dusknoir eyes has nothing to loose by stopping the planet paralysis, would make it feel disingeneous in some way to just point a finger to find a "culprit", and even though Dusknoir knows hes in the wrong, considering hes not the best at controlling his emotions when under stress, at one point he would at least snap back i think.

anon i love love LOVE this idea and i hope i can draw sth like it one day!! It's truly marvelous!

Dusknoir being angry that partner is pretending to act like a judge of character, like they're offended they should forgive dusknoir after what he did, ignoring the fact that their own life was NEVER endangered by grovyle's plan, unlike dusknoir's life. That they were an outsider to this conflict and little else than a side-attachment to Hero, dusknoir's actual target. (It is prettu funny how Partner gets dragged along into the conflict for no reason lol, all they did was liking their rock and their best friend and dusknoir almost killed them for it)

Dusknoir will gladly take the blame and accept the consequences of his violence towards hero and partner, but he will not GROVEL to them, not when he was only ever fighting to keep himself alive. He will move on and be better, he will awkwardly make amends as best as he can, but he's not always gonna lay down and take all the berating without snapping back a bit. Especially not when it comes from one of the people who was most fooled by his facade, who had the weakest will of them all and would have succumbed to the darkness faster than anyone if left alone.

Partner grows a lot throughout the story, and I think by the end of postgame they have enough self esteem and will that they've outgrowned dusknoir, in a way. They're no longer led by what others say, and they are sure they deserve to exist in this world. So facing Dusknoir again and having to face their most embarrasing lapse of judgement must bring a lot of bad memories. I think in a normal conversation Partner would be calmer. However, maybe if Dusknoir presses in the right way, they could even be demoralized, some of that old respect could come back and make them more susceptible to dusknoir's judgement.

Both Partner and Dusknoir are cowards in a way. Partner starts as a timid person with no ability to even approach the guild, and incapable of standing up for themselves. Dusknoir has nothing in his life, only a slightly-less-literally-unhinged impulse for self preservation than the mad god he serves. And even then, at least Dusknoir was fighting for something, even if it was something as meaningless as his empty doomed existence.

I think it would be fun for Dusknoir to realize that similarity with partner and bring up the conversation in the old ruins that partner never heard. The one where Hero learned their unfortunate fate were the planet to be saved. He could mention how if Partner had known he could have sided with the very same person they are reprimanding right now. That they would either fail to live up to the mission once their will was tested with hero's imminent disappearance, or they would have betrayed their so-called friends because of their selfish wish to never lose hero.

I believe it could really hurt partner to hear that Hero refusing to tell them until the last moment was only proof that not even them trusted that partner could make that sacrifice.

Of course I'm sure Dusknoir would regret going that far and losing his temper, and I'm not sure if he could be so articulate in a moment of high emotion, since with grovyle in se5 he kind of sputters a bit while he tries to deny the goodness Grovyle claims to see in him. But I think he could hurt partner deeply once more and make their breach even worse. Plus it would make Partner feel like they haven't grown at all since the last time Dusknoir played them like a fiddle.

Tbh i think the only good ending here is if they throw hands hard. and partner wins. not for any thematic reason but just bc dusknoir should get his ass kicked more often

anyways anon i love the idea its so good!!